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no, nowhere do they wait for the New Year like in

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kindergarten,

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but there was probably such a child in every

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group

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[music]

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so children, hello cardboard Baba Gal,

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I feel like I haven’t done anything yet, what are we

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waiting for,

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walk along the sides of the building, everyone is quiet

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now, guys, we’ll solve riddles

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scissors cucumber comb pear

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support thin but if you're the smartest,

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maybe you'll tell us a riddle and

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it bites because shirin ebady undress

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so you'll be left without a casserole

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tofik wow

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Santa Claus will come on New Year's Eve and

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ask who behaved badly this year and

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what do you say, some face of

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Serdyukov

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like I’ve been in the corner all day, you’ll just stand in the corner for

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everyone now, and whoever doesn’t sleep,

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I’ll put a google cardboard vibe

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[music]

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[applause]

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well, friends Kamyzyak final 2013

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let’s go

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[applause]

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and the next one year is the year of the horse

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and we have a reason to laugh at the commies in advance

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and so

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the incident at the pharmacy on January 1

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[music]

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young man girl good rotation

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young lady money is not a problem please give me

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Alka-Seltzer means two packs of

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aspirin or for everyone chloramphenicol

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paracetamol pectusin validol furazolidone

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ambergris evil where is bedrock papazol naftizin

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accountants viferon pinosol

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where

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are you I didn’t sign anywhere not

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[music]

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New Year is such a holiday that everyone

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wants to celebrate at home then

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imagine the entrance of an ordinary Moscow

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house 15 minutes before the new year

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good

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[music]

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[applause]

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I saw it in the movies

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someone

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get out on the roof, are

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you stupid or

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something, there’s nothing above and

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Zina’s neighbor came by for salt and

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forgive me Zina

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I don’t know where they

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even bought salt here like this 2 on the balcony

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are worth throwing them out and it won’t be necessary

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Yulenka Yulenka angel my baby

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articles, yes,

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what kind of son is Seryoga,

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is it really a husband of five years, damn it, and

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I think that he went to bed so early,

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the man, what will you find, he didn’t

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give honor to the affairs, by the way, the wife is waiting for a beautiful one, he

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chose it himself, well, you even chose the Christmas tree yourself,

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of course, a couple for years I celebrated the New Year in

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enclosed spaces,

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but at least they fed me there,

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I also didn’t throw off like the spheres of New Year’s

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Eve, I didn’t eat anything all day long, let’s

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download YouTube on the phone

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clothes Aldous

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yes we have pancakes

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lavash

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pizza with thin crust no they with mushrooms

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no need with mushrooms no snow

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crumble will pass, well, yes, flounder, and

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you can offer something else from the flat

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in the basin to the right, since it so happened that the three of

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us were shot here, well, let's

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celebrate like human beings because there is a

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Christmas tree, there is champagne, there are gifts, there is a

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mood

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[applause]

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[music]

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damn how we won’t get out either,

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listen to me, I understand everything, we all

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ended up here not by chance

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[laughter]

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so for the

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New Year’s antics,

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you know, actually, I’m glad that I’m stuck with you

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because I’ve been

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celebrating the New Year for many years now, just one thing and

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you watch the same thing on TV,

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you get drunk,

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they tell you the same thing, then the bar tells you the same thing, and then there’s

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at least some variety and

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in the elevator you’re still there before

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the store opens

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and they lived happily ever after and died on the

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same day

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then I’m here in the evening, you can say

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the ending again in a positive way,

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but of course they lived happily ever after

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and happy new year

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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the finale is the time to sum up and we will be

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happy to sum up one very

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well-known story to you

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[ music]

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started nko we are spending the old year,

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will you see off the old year or will you leave with him

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[laughter]

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okay, I’m kidding, why are you so sad

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today can we leave, you took

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a week from you, it seems no, this is not what you

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thought, do you want to divorce me

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for no reason?

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no, I don’t want it, although the briefing is enough, he has a

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full table,

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but at least sprats, why are you buying them? I don’t eat them

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in the Soviet Union, it was a shortage,

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when I see it, I buy it reflexively in the Soviet

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Union, there was no sex, where is this reflex,

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I hate this pork in the slurry, it’s getting colder, this is

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pork in the slurry,

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yes, many people think that a pig is a dirty

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animal, but she didn’t deserve such

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treatment even after death,

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well, I’m waiting here and go away while she begged for a fur coat for one

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month so that I could buy it, now she has

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n’t worn it for a year when I assured her she was

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neck-to-neck

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and now the size of the utility is different and you you don’t

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wear it, but

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if it bothers you, they put it on a shelf

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on a shelf that, with your

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winter hats, only toads are adorned, not without

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a head,

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why are you afraid of frostbite? In

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general, in our apartment, the only woman with

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intelligence is this washing machine, and you have to

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lead the oyster mushroom, even the bathroom all around

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the perimeter there are these varnishes and gels and

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mousses shampoo screen you can climb in there this is

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all necessary for a beautiful young woman

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in the prime of life when this

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beautiful young woman comes and will take it away forever it would

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become what are you doing if she doesn’t prepare a

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New Year’s surprise for you

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and you won’t be able to resist it spinning rod from

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hunting and fishing for 4600 rubles who

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told you the bank

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they also sent me an SMS you

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make gifts then they pay with your card

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[music]

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argument

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[music]

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market I gave the ring to the jeweler so that he could

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make it smaller a little I lost weight

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it flies off finger report has lost weight

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because I will and will be but we are not

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getting divorced no the couple Igor Elena cannot get divorced

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this is not only my desire

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this is the desire of the whole room

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further this summer

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as we know the

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coming 2007 is the year of the pink

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pig

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anticipating trouble

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the knife and the wise government decided

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to make it a weekend for as many as 10 days,

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we present to you our calendar of

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New Year's holidays and so on December 31,

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New Year's Eve is traditionally celebrated

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in a narrow family circle at the table, only the

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owner of the apartment, his wife, children, and also the

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old grandmother - and where to put her

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according to etiquette, the plates are served first on the table

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and only then brackets

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[applause]

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champagne champagne opens

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vertically up you know what is served on the table

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you so

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everything now you can safely these smoke everyone

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goes to smoke yes everyone except the old

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grandmother light generally needs an old man smoking

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right at the table

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January 1st is world miracle day on this

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day people like rule, waking up

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early, the first thing they do is take off their

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shoes.

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January 2 is a holiday called visiting

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Timokhin, their

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diet is celebrated more widely than the entire year

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because the children stayed with their grandmother, you do

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n’t have to worry about them.

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January 3 is not there at all. January 4 is a

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holiday called the Empire

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Strikes Back.

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Timokhin and when visiting us

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on this day, as a rule, I notice that there is

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also a Christmas tree in the apartment,

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everyone goes to the Christmas tree, sings funny songs, does round

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dances, and then returns back

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to the table

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at the third hour in a hundred years, finally

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manages to persuade Timokhin to go cut

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Allen, everyone applauds I already this is an old

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tradition 4 Timokhin sleep sculpted

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January 5, the day of the great arrival of uncles from

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Syktyvkar,

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basically the same and uncle from Syktyvkar on

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this day, as a rule, that the moon of course

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falls cutlery, according to

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etiquette, the fork should lie on the left knife,

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respectively, away from the uncle and

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Syktyvkar

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everyone goes dance everything except the heart

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old grandmothers we will she

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old dances right on the table

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January 7th Christmas

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on this day women in Russia traditionally

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wonder when Dionysus will leave someone

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performs January 8th the holidays

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end

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everyone sees off uncle Syktyvkar on the

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return train home to Adler

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but the table

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but bread blooms wildly on the table

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Timokhin go to bed early in the royal

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after all, tomorrow you have to go to work with the upcoming

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friends

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[music] [applause]

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when on New Year's Eve Santa Claus congratulated

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everyone and gave gifts, he returns

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home where his beloved wife is waiting for him

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[music]

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well, tell me It wasn’t you who

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gave gifts, it was a big deal, I mean I took a batch of

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Chinese toys, I was thinking of transferring

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money, I’ll earn money,

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well, these are children, children,

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well, I got a job like this

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in 364 days,

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and who don’t you work in the summer, are there any

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jobs there shoulder cloakroom attendant,

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look at you 40 years old you look

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like a grandfather

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you are so burnt out Kadishe you are

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not a daughter your granddaughter gave birth to manta

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or a couple tell me who you want to become I do

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n’t know I don’t know when you drag and what

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can you do round dances lead a scarf

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were 28 years old she knows how to dance a

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famous way

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walks he’ll go in this and Valenkov

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looks worse than a captured German, but

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my children love and respect me, were

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n’t these children the ones who wrote a poem about you,

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hello Grandfather Frost, beard

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made of cotton wool, you brought us gifts, we respect you

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[applause]

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[music]

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dear friends, now let’s let's plunge into the

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New Year's atmosphere and so on December 31st in

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one of the Vladikavkaz apartments I see the ball is rising

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slowly slowly up the mountain

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love ball

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you yourself are a horse and don't tell

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me to teach I need to be a treasure again on wsop

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the verse was taken into account and prompting you,

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you're confusing me like talking to elders

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baked

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[applause]

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you will find a problem they

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you deliberately gave the woman a break that

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Santa Claus didn’t touch you calm down your woman

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who is Santa Claus for you you I am Santa Claus are

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crazy in your America okay okay uke

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what okay that’s what

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we’ve seen enough of these Batman Superman of

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where they fly it’s not clear where they’re breaking it’s not

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clear that it’s impossible somehow in Russian

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specifically went to the bathhouse drank with friends

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flew to St. Petersburg ruined the life of

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some family,

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look what the children ask for in their letters

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iPhone iPod oh how expensive this is all for

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parents,

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these Americans are completely in your head

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they powdered Bush's legs while we

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were distracted by Bush's legs, look at what he

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did with his hands,

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okay, he's doing it, I'm sorry, I understood everything,

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this is also sorry, understand, the country is

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big, 140 million people, and

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the last one fell through,

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okay, happy new year, you've fallen off once and the

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new one is completely and

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quite possible, a competition with so how to divide into

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two

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and therefore, however, we look with that

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Pyatigorsk

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[applause]

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New Year is a cheerful family holiday and

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so on December 31, an ordinary Russian family of

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which millions,

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why is the tree green, well done,

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asked questions, I get smart answers

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to grow up and become as smart

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as - how is dad,

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why is the tree green, well done,

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repeating mother's teachings,

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loaded, well done, well done,

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dad, why were you gone for seven years

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because dad was where he was, where

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he practiced cutting down Christmas trees for someone for his

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son,

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dad, why did you

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give mom only one right boot for the New Year? well,

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it’s not dad’s fault that in the store window

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there is only the right boot

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[applause]

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soon, yes soon, dad will get mom

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another right boot, too many moms, it won’t

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change the direction of the salon to and

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how old am I, you’re old,

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well, I’m older, well done, but with

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Over the years, dad doesn’t have any more fingers on his hands,

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and our dad takes off his socks, that’s what dad doesn’t like,

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why does everyone say that I look like

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you, and when I’m reflected in a Christmas tree decoration,

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I look like my mom, well done, ask

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stupid questions, I get smart answers, dad

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won’t leave you, dad didn’t stop drinking didn’t

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stop smoking

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[music] they won’t

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stop drinking you dad loves you all

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and everyone drinks and smokes

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what are condoms

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if only dad knew the answer to this

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question

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[applause]

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then we should not talk to you now

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[applause ]

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and how much do you earn, well

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done

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grandfather, how little

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[applause]

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why is the tree green well done

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persistent get the answer you see 7 stars in the sky

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this is honey pepper and you see there 8

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this is the bear

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dad answered your question no but

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dad joked

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[ applause]

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but I remember that he promised me to go to the west,

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dad promised me dad would go,

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why do I have 2 ears, but one

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I understand my dissatisfaction

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by the way, where are you

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while you were fighting at school, of course you were fighting, and

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you beat everyone, of course, everyone, but can I

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ask you to do more the young man with thorns didn’t come to

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our school to

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ask such questions to

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dad, why do you go to the sauna with

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friends every week when you can

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wash it at home, well done, dad does just that, we go into the

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sauna with friends and washes at home

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and you were in the army, the answer to this question will

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only be found attentive son, look

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how dad stands firmly and confidently on a

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stool, is it possible with such

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flat feet to be in the army

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of course, of course, of course yes, said

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the military commissar and got in, he tried and

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who is the president of Russia, voice and legs, it’s

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a shame not to know

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what’s wrong with you

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[applause]

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and when we'll go home, I'm already cold,

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well done, wait a little now, dad,

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decorate the Christmas tree, then we'll cut it down and

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take it home, already decorated,

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dad, why is it written on the wall here,

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Suslov stone and

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2 Lakets,

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but only quietly, because if you're

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loud, dad won't go for another seven years, they're

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reputed right boots are possible and

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9

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pub this is for 2 these are the people they are going to

00:24:48

celebrate let's go and we are and it's not time to get to the metro

00:24:53

[applause]

00:25:01

no,

00:25:04

but you and I are watching with sunset

00:25:07

[music]

00:25:09

[applause]

00:25:11

in the New Year it is customary to gather for table of

00:25:13

one large and friendly family, but sometimes

00:25:16

relatives whom

00:25:18

you haven’t seen for 20 years come to visit, I’m

00:25:22

finally so glad to

00:25:23

meet you, my wife told me so many

00:25:26

good things, well, here’s what’s going on

00:25:28

in Anapa in Tver,

00:25:30

why are you Alexey blouse from Anapa

00:25:34

Alexey Glukharev from Tver stop man

00:25:38

who are you

00:25:40

Sasha I'm at home you met my brother

00:25:45

excuse me I went in the evening before dear

00:25:48

man please play along with me she has

00:25:50

n't seen her cousin for 20 years just

00:25:53

with the money there come on

00:25:56

[music]

00:26:14

the finger hasn't changed at all that the finger has grown

00:26:20

[ applause]

00:26:27

[applause]

00:26:37

you live peacefully like

00:26:45

a family work as usual the

00:26:49

library work is damp are they beating the

00:26:53

library doesn’t want to swim all day

00:26:55

what else to do Anapa

00:26:58

[applause]

00:27:02

Lyosha you coded it

00:27:05

always play series you need what will happen after this

00:27:10

[applause]

00:27:11

you are talking they're making us look like suckers

00:27:16

[applause] [music]

00:27:19

[applause]

00:27:20

okay, let's show the gifts you

00:27:23

brought to our children,

00:27:27

so you brought cookies, a

00:27:31

hat,

00:27:34

eat

00:27:36

gloves, and

00:27:40

Sasha

00:27:42

. how many children are

00:27:47

shorts

00:27:53

and Baba Zina

00:27:56

about washing for the back

00:27:59

is good Irish I would also drink

00:28:04

great

00:28:06

recently things

00:28:14

you will recognize

00:28:15

the fire but

00:28:20

uncle

00:28:27

[laughter]

00:28:33

people themselves carry to hire but I all understand

00:28:36

it depends on our help as in

00:28:38

childhood oh

00:28:47

[music]

00:28:56

.

00:29:03

Lyuba Lyuba, well, let's study for the old year

00:29:09

Shushi Lyuba on behalf of 5000, lend me a dollar until

00:29:13

Monday,

00:29:18

of course, dollars

00:29:21

[music]

00:29:23

has grown, how it has changed, and do you remember the

00:29:26

boys in childhood ran up to where they were talking

00:29:28

about, and

00:29:30

now I see here they are, here they are,

00:29:40

I'll bring you warm ones without potatoes and

00:29:45

here you are seriously

00:29:49

[applause]

00:29:51

in general, up to 10 years married in kirk

00:29:54

got married not like we all have any questions Alen

00:30:01

date Thorin hello yes I came

00:30:05

here yes yes often a little starve

00:30:08

to grow Marina

00:30:10

hello mom well I’m

00:30:15

there let’s celebrate them happy new year to ourselves

00:30:19

west hey hello like

00:30:23

this maybe it’s time for you to

00:30:26

get back together

00:30:33

[music]

00:30:38

so that’s enough I’m tired of it, anyone, it’s not

00:30:41

your brother who confused him at the airport

00:30:43

asked me to play along with tomatoes

00:30:46

what are you talking about nonsense, I don’t

00:30:49

recognize my brother, well, just ask him what you

00:30:51

two know well what dress he was wearing

00:30:54

at the prom in purple,

00:30:58

which is what he said 12 years old to broke her leg mamma

00:31:02

mia

00:31:03

what was the name of my 1st boyfriend Dima

00:31:07

who is this

00:31:11

[applause]

00:31:35

hello custom they didn’t meet me from the station

00:31:37

who is any of the guys from

00:31:41

Anapa like he wore dresses at the prom in

00:31:44

red take

00:31:47

[music]

00:31:50

but since the situation was resolved, I went,

00:31:54

okay, where will you go at 12, stay

00:31:57

with us until the morning and tomorrow 3 points where you can,

00:32:01

well, New Year is still almost anyone, my

00:32:04

dear husband, we’ll dance, so let’s go

00:32:09

[music] [applause]

00:32:13

[music]

00:32:14

[ applause]

00:32:17

ok decline last task

00:32:21

dial number a

00:32:23

246 15 to 17 and

00:32:28

now I have your number

00:32:33

ok exit the booth and the jury type

00:32:36

go faster and blow and blow come to the

00:32:40

one who smiles and smiles all the time

00:32:43

right now

00:32:46

come up and tell him what Russian

00:32:50

football sucks

00:32:54

Vasily

00:32:56

Vasiliev and comment better than they

00:32:58

play,

00:33:06

well done

00:33:08

hug Vernicka for hugging

00:33:14

smile you are so

00:33:18

great tomorrow a photo of Vernicka will appear in the newspaper

00:33:22

and u were

00:33:26

let the people break their heads, pulse break

00:33:30

be silent and come to the chair

00:33:33

look at him

00:33:35

looked see what yes and you ghoul

00:33:47

so now edit yarmolnik in

00:33:51

life his

00:33:57

Leonid you are the best actor in the world and

00:33:59

you knew

00:34:12

what was next well done well

00:34:15

that

00:34:18

Guzmán approached everyone, those roots of

00:34:21

ghouls

00:34:23

[applause]

00:34:32

ecos don’t come near the water and

00:34:35

where to go go to the stage go much faster

00:34:39

to the stage on the site where quickly, quickly,

00:34:42

hug the bunny, and

00:34:47

on New Year's Eve, the most insecure people are

00:34:50

those who film the New Year's video of the

00:34:52

president's address,

00:35:00

everything is going well, let's

00:35:04

go,

00:35:08

dear citizens of Russia,

00:35:10

dear friends, a

00:35:12

busy December full of worries is behind us,

00:35:16

when we were in a hurry to complete urgent

00:35:19

matters, clarify plans for the future and of course

00:35:23

Vladimir Vladimir is ready to leave

00:35:25

we will film for a long time and it’s also not the governor it wo

00:35:27

n’t be possible to film quickly

00:35:30

let’s let’s thumb cameras he knows how to

00:35:33

use

00:35:35

Vladimir Vladimirovich your ruble has fallen

00:35:38

to the point that

00:35:41

the scientist has really fallen but I’m serious

00:35:43

but I’m not talking about something else

00:35:46

damn it’s really cold yes

00:35:54

[music]

00:35:59

yes, there are still injuries, but

00:36:04

let’s give him one more chance, let’s give everything

00:36:07

filmed

00:36:09

Vladimir mother of seven 1st century before Dmitry

00:36:13

will do it, yes Victor where

00:36:18

[applause]

00:36:22

[music]

00:36:23

[applause]

00:36:24

they are friends every year on December 31 at

00:36:29

exactly midnight the old year dies

00:36:32

[ music]

00:36:35

[applause] [music]

00:36:37

[applause] [music]

00:36:39

look, he's having trouble sleeping, someone's a

00:36:42

doctor, I started

00:36:45

the discharge some

00:36:49

more

00:36:53

[applause]

00:36:55

I was a good year,

00:36:58

the Olympics will be held in Sochi,

00:37:00

oil has risen in price and ours got to the

00:37:05

European Football Championship

00:37:07

[applause ]

00:37:12

and all this is thanks to me,

00:37:14

and next year ours will win the

00:37:17

European Championship, he’s delusional,

00:37:26

listen, if you decide to handle it like a man,

00:37:28

without all this,

00:37:31

you’ll be offended by me because this

00:37:33

year you didn’t have a woman

00:37:36

in vain, they’re not offended

00:37:41

[applause]

00:37:44

but I I asked you for a Bentley where

00:37:48

did I make it so you play KVN in Moscow there are

00:37:50

a lot of Bentleys here or should I

00:37:54

turn off the alarm for you

00:38:02

I can hear the smell of Olivier and tangerines my

00:38:05

death is near I

00:38:08

see the light at the end of the tunnel someone

00:38:12

can take me there if I need

00:38:15

anything -conduct there to the organ and

00:38:18

Alexander Tsekalo and even gave that

00:38:26

here I am

00:38:30

after everywhere

00:38:32

we just

00:38:35

[music]

00:38:39

it’s you no I’m new

00:38:43

year 2008

00:38:45

then what was all this you died and in

00:38:49

Russia the tradition is like this every year on

00:38:52

December 31st the whole country dies

00:38:56

[applause]

00:39:03

so that later on January 1st you can be resurrected with the New

00:39:07

Year

00:39:08

[applause]

00:39:10

[music]

00:39:16

and

00:39:18

on New Year’s Eve it’s customary to transfer business,

00:39:21

so imagine the outgoing year

00:39:24

2012 transferring business to the new

00:39:27

year 2013,

00:39:29

hello

00:39:31

2013, yes, I had to accept business, but

00:39:34

come in and see a bunch of more than two

00:39:38

positions here I didn’t give

00:39:46

it and so I drove it inconvenient in front of a

00:39:48

person, what should I start at all, I’m planning, well,

00:39:52

I want to lower the mortgage rate,

00:39:54

increase pensions, I recognize myself as a young person,

00:40:00

but the work I haven’t finished is the Olympics

00:40:03

in Sochi, Guzman’s third film,

00:40:06

timid

00:40:08

stadium zenith at the stadium, getting married,

00:40:11

just throwing a billion, changing it you

00:40:13

hand over the foreman to the fourteenth year, he

00:40:22

understood everything, and the

00:40:24

last case she gave me the account of the year 11

00:40:27

he got 10 his 9 and what kind of

00:40:30

business is the KVN team triode and diode about the opinion

00:40:34

one way or another I will close it myself

00:40:40

[applause]

00:40:41

[music]

00:40:46

what is the Olympic village this a place

00:40:50

where people in tracksuits

00:40:52

speak different languages from here the

00:40:55

conclusion is the city of Pyatigorsk this is a classic

00:40:57

Olympic village

00:41:00

so an ordinary Pyatigorsk family before the

00:41:04

New Year

00:41:06

they gave what they wanted to

00:41:09

meet oh damn but we don’t have a home it’s

00:41:14

not sticky

00:41:18

Aivazova

00:41:20

like everything is here I kind of leaned back

00:41:23

exit smeared

00:41:25

good ones I took it and you cut the

00:41:29

peas for salad, forgot to figure out

00:41:37

how the peas forgot, what about

00:41:41

everything, son, unload the Christmas tree, go to bed,

00:41:46

everyone, I’m a new year for you,

00:41:54

we are you wound up, but time flew out of your head, a

00:41:57

miracle flies out of your head, you pass it to me, Pasha

00:42:00

Sheremetyevo, in

00:42:04

paths, said shops with

00:42:09

mo, help, zhki frost write a letter, why have

00:42:12

n’t you written the dacha yet? Sheremetyevo-2 flew out of your head,

00:42:20

write just like that and write Grandfather Frost,

00:42:23

give me an iPhone,

00:42:25

well, write to us, you have no conscience, well, not

00:42:29

Grandfather Frost promised Yashka the gate first

00:42:32

promises then sobers up

00:42:35

iphone Maykon

00:42:37

gives it to children who study on the

00:42:39

A's

00:42:40

she bring the diary, look at the A's,

00:42:44

here's the A's at the end, too now,

00:42:46

and how many times have I told you that the children

00:42:50

who show off Santa Claus and

00:42:53

gifts, that

00:42:57

's the polka dot, hatch,

00:42:59

what's in the hands of the luxe, is it already a polka dot or not,

00:43:03

giving away what are you looking at, the

00:43:05

hatch, what's up, what's up you want,

00:43:14

well, go there to the freezer, take only 50

00:43:17

grams

00:43:19

[applause]

00:43:29

neighbor, help me out, there are no peas, can

00:43:31

you imagine, I put Olivier on the balcony,

00:43:34

apparently the crows pecked all the peas, so

00:43:38

make a choker, ok, oh, with cloudberries, there is no

00:43:43

end of the world, there are no peas, the

00:43:47

crows say

00:43:49

Valera, little bird, well, come here

00:43:54

you why was she stunned by zero hatch that she was there at the

00:43:59

ready of the year chon and there on cooking can

00:44:01

Olivier jellied jellied meat

00:44:03

interestingly delicious so much

00:44:11

tea and sandwiches with caviar oh I drank from her cereal

00:44:16

as I didn’t say either well go buy it

00:44:21

as the shops are closed well you bought peas

00:44:29

mommy for you help with something, yes, buy

00:44:32

an iPhone for yourself,

00:44:37

my beauty, my mother, I try to everyone, my

00:44:41

mother married this

00:44:43

two-meter quasimodo, and I raised him here for you, I

00:44:46

wanted a sitek for

00:44:49

what kind of see the cities with the

00:44:53

upcoming axis, how we go

00:44:56

blows, how did I prepare your beloved lamb

00:44:59

like you love it, it’s

00:45:01

very tasty, but we’re really in a hurry to

00:45:03

take it and go while the young

00:45:07

lamb is delicious, and you know why,

00:45:11

because before the pork

00:45:24

period I was eating behind the ears, it

00:45:28

also crackled for me, a gourmet, God forgive me,

00:45:32

love, shoot the breadwinner and the red crust

00:45:37

and the black crust, points clearly cognac

00:45:42

go and Torfinna rn Luke you won’t believe in the

00:45:45

upstairs neighbors with me on the balcony

00:45:46

hypermarket

00:45:48

well, anyone you can the old year let’s spend

00:45:56

everything Valera and that means you don’t notice anything

00:46:03

Lyuba

00:46:04

this is the same dress

00:46:08

that was great for you

00:46:12

[applause]

00:46:17

Lord 11 o’clock mother is not so

00:46:20

opportune about what We call your mother all the time,

00:46:22

but there’s no joy for me, boredom, I’m coming to

00:46:25

celebrate the New Year with your mother, he’s coming to sit

00:46:28

in one look, he’s shrinking, he’s silent, and he’s

00:46:30

disgusting in front of me, my mother-in-law and Spider-Man,

00:46:37

and your mother is like Batman, you’re creaking, isn’t this

00:46:40

knyabash, get away from dressed, joked to us such

00:46:42

a slap on the back of the head with the bare skull of a sparrow knocked him from

00:46:45

sleep I knocked

00:46:51

you studied well with us and therefore for the

00:46:55

New Year we decided to give you an iPhone

00:46:58

from me and from grandfather allman you will

00:47:01

list everything son from all of us

00:47:04

[applause]

00:47:14

[music]

00:47:16

well

00:47:19

for

00:47:22

[music]

00:47:24

leaving year year of the family the

00:47:27

year of the Olympics is coming, you know in

00:47:30

the Olympics, as in the family, there are tears,

00:47:33

disappointment, victories, joy, but the most

00:47:37

important thing is that she exists and the most important thing is that

00:47:39

she is ours, happy new year

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