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recommend you the channel Shield Wood, a guy00:00:05
just like me, he reviews00:00:07
horror films, puts them out and finds00:00:10
mistakes, his videos come out every week,00:00:13
so you definitely won’t have time to get bored,00:00:15
besides, he chooses00:00:18
different pictures countries on his00:00:20
review table have already been visited by both00:00:23
Indian trash and Russian horror and, of00:00:25
course, bad American horror films00:00:28
supports cosmopolitanism in general and we00:00:31
let's support the Shield channel here is the link00:00:34
in the description00:00:38
[music]00:00:43
hello everyone, raptor is broadcasting to you for00:00:47
quite a long time I don’t00:00:50
understand anything other than horror films, so00:00:53
I needed to take a break from them and00:00:55
analyze something new and light,00:00:58
so meet children of spies00:01:02
children of spies, the film released in 2001 by00:01:07
one of the best00:01:09
modern00:01:10
filmmakers, Robert Rodriguez,00:01:12
was an integral part of my00:01:15
childhood, as well as For many others, this particular00:01:18
film by the director evokes a00:01:21
genuine feeling of nostalgia for me, so00:01:24
at my own peril and risk I decided to00:01:26
review this controversial work00:01:28
of Rodriguez and check whether it will00:01:31
look as cool as in00:01:33
childhood or whether it does not stand00:01:35
the test of time, the film begins with a00:01:39
demonstration of the Cortez family, the00:01:41
main characters themselves00:01:43
consist of a father, a mother and two children,00:01:46
pocket and Juni, how’s school okay,00:01:50
okay then lights out and a bedtime story,00:01:54
okay, one day my husband and I went to a00:01:56
country house and he died there, leaving00:01:59
me handcuffed beds about00:02:01
spies who fell in love, well, I would immediately00:02:04
say that there lived a man and a woman00:02:08
and both were spies, yes, he is from one side, she is00:02:11
from the other, she was entrusted with a very important00:02:13
mission from the center and the mission was to remove00:02:17
him00:02:18
[music]00:02:21
obviously the fairy tale lies in the retelling00:02:24
movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith but no, here00:02:27
exactly the opposite happens: spies00:02:29
initially opposed to each00:02:31
other get closer and later get married00:02:34
[music]00:02:36
to save the marriage, not to mention the strength of the00:02:39
swans, then the00:02:42
wedding still happens, but the00:02:45
newlyweds are immediately attacked by00:02:47
intelligence agents, although maybe they just wanted to00:02:50
congratulate their former colleagues and help,00:02:53
obviously the real ending of the fairy tale00:02:56
was not that now two00:02:58
cortes are simply escaping by parachute, but00:03:01
that, together with the mock-ups, they knocked all the00:03:04
reconnaissance into the cabbage,00:03:10
although the fireplace is not particularly happy with the fairy tale,00:03:14
it’s cool, but the ending is rather weak Well, to00:03:16
get the true ending you need to00:03:19
listen to this fairy tale 1 5 again, ideally also00:03:22
buy some kind of addition,00:03:25
but Rodriguez will tell you this fairy tale in00:03:28
the film, the faculty immediately immerses us and the00:03:30
parents of the characters are tied up00:03:32
with espionage because they work in00:03:34
standard jobs because it’s natural for them00:03:37
depressing children also have a lot of problems00:03:40
Carmen skips classes and she Juni00:03:43
is bullied by classmates in general these00:03:46
problems and their life in general I would00:03:48
characterize as, in00:03:56
addition to naturally training,00:04:00
you will hang like this00:04:02
[music]00:04:06
thanks to Carmen Juni now you won’t have to00:04:09
go to the dentist to have his00:04:12
baby teeth pulled out in general, their relationship is00:04:15
shown quite realistically, the older one00:04:18
behaves with the little one arrogantly,00:04:20
constantly making fun of his brother, what00:04:24
is it with you, while the little one00:04:26
tries, from the height of his personal experience,00:04:29
so to speak, to carry out a competent00:04:31
consumer attack in the field, sometimes00:04:34
quite offensive for younger00:04:36
schoolchildren, of course, jokes with00:04:38
sides pocket mom on mimics00:04:41
mimicking pocket leave brother alone00:04:45
roughly speaking Rodriguez understands perfectly00:04:48
how children behave because well, he is a00:04:51
father himself although in fact the argument is [ __ ] let00:04:54
's remember the same Shyamalan and00:05:04
everyone ku ku no one gives a [ __ ]00:05:08
anyway everyone in general everyone and in this how It00:05:12
seems to me that this is the beauty of children of00:05:15
spies, because children watching it will easily00:05:18
enter into the position of the main characters and00:05:21
accept their problems and out of the fold,00:05:23
while adults can briefly00:05:25
feel like children, which does not put so much00:05:27
pressure on the feeling of nostalgia, even if00:05:30
you have never watched the film before haven’t seen00:05:33
johnny why are you watching this those only she00:05:36
weaved remember forever so that you don’t00:05:40
make yourself into you your dreams will come true damn00:05:44
watch the movie show as a child shu now I do00:05:47
n’t buy it at all what’s funny about this00:05:49
show and why is it so popular00:05:51
the only thing they show us from the00:05:53
content this is what the presenter, specifically00:05:56
Loki from the price of the mask, says something like00:05:59
your dreams will come true, of course, it’s important to raise with00:06:03
in micro for schoolchildren, but with such00:06:06
ugly mascotte me, I would rather00:06:08
kill my top ten in motivation from Voitenko,00:06:16
besides, everything is complicated by the fact that00:06:19
spoiler, all the local Teletubbies are00:06:22
converted spies, which quickly00:06:25
cuts through Banderas because00:06:27
another agent has recently disappeared and this is00:06:29
a coincidence, a new face appears in the program,00:06:32
well, don’t get scorched, the boys do00:06:35
everything beautifully, it’s also not entirely clear00:06:37
why the Loki even use00:06:40
hostages as actors in for its00:06:42
program, is it really so difficult to find00:06:44
normal ones? He just flies into the camera00:06:46
and says in reverse, this is of course00:06:49
the content of whose, although if you look at00:06:51
modern children's YouTube, then00:06:54
fewer questions arise, okay, whatever the00:06:57
case, the family gets to school and you00:06:59
just check out the scale of all the00:07:02
intricacies of the plot00:07:05
and when I say you listen, happy00:07:08
son, show me who is the boss at the school, why are you staring00:07:12
at me00:07:13
than by00:07:14
the water, get lost, well, considering the way00:07:18
Rodriguez likes to show schoolchildren,00:07:20
there is nothing surprising in this,00:07:26
we are no more interested in why Banderas00:07:29
became a terrapin, look behind the iron, be afraid of00:07:31
Giorgione on 2 speed I don’t want to00:07:34
answer for anyone, that’s enough, maybe you’ll say00:07:36
that all the problems and experiences of the heroes00:07:39
fall on us right in the forehead of the new,00:07:42
this is the genre of Eidis, so I don’t see00:07:44
anything bad in it, but I know what song is00:07:47
suitable here00:07:48
[music]00:07:55
and we are transported directly to the castle of00:07:58
that same leader more like a00:08:00
mini Hogwarts where you are 1000 by the will of fate of a00:08:03
bad guy trying to take over the whole00:08:06
world asks Loki for his invention00:08:09
you promised an army Mr. Club but for the00:08:11
first billion dollars and we received00:08:13
from you only mutated secret00:08:15
agents mutation process clearing the00:08:18
memory of the door their consciousness to the level and00:08:21
this is what we will remember and what kind of fingers are00:08:24
the heads and nerds along the way the bots the highlight of00:08:27
the program are obviously the cuckoo00:08:30
bear or that is, clones of children but with00:08:33
superpower00:08:36
your whole idea children robots similar to the00:08:40
voivodeship for 2000 are laid on the shoulder blades00:08:42
and children robots that sounds funny the00:08:46
president's daughter call Leon00:08:48
Kennedy in fact even the children from the00:08:51
village of the damned turn out to be defective00:08:54
since they don't have a brain to00:08:57
speak accordingly they also can't00:09:00
on the other hand they are quite suitable for the00:09:03
role of some cool guy we had a rapper00:09:06
in short the terminators burnt ass from the fact00:09:08
that he was thrown into deflection several times00:09:11
just like that, because he gives Loki two more00:09:14
days to complete his villainous00:09:16
project, after that you 1000 are taken like garbage00:09:19
straight to the local bucket, or that00:09:22
is, to the helipad where it00:09:25
fits on this piece of land I00:09:28
didn’t quite understand it was Kia thank you00:09:31
to me and Banderas at that time quietly00:09:34
intended to go on a mission to00:09:36
search for missing agents,00:09:38
several secret agents disappeared including Donogan00:09:40
about no demands evaporated, well,00:09:43
obviously their leader has00:09:45
no more employees left at all, he00:09:47
turns to the people who I’ve been retired for 9 years already, and besides, my00:09:49
wife is tired of00:09:52
sitting on her ass, which is exactly why she, having found out00:09:55
about Banderas’ plans, immediately asks to00:09:57
go with him, you want to refuse me,00:10:03
Emil, you don’t see here, you need to understand00:10:05
that ordinary life has already raised them quite a bit,00:10:08
and even that the hero Banderas00:10:10
says that if it weren’t for00:10:12
Donogan and not a request from the earth, but I would have00:10:14
sent this task to hell, I00:10:17
generally don’t mean because you and I00:10:19
saw very well that Antonio wants00:10:22
to be the coolest guy in the area so that00:10:24
all the schoolchildren he was respected and considered00:10:27
local authorities, in fact, and in the00:10:29
eyes of their children, the parents don’t want to00:10:31
look like a loser because of him and the chick 0 and00:10:34
the words of the small one, you’re a body in our country, then there’s00:10:36
a lot of good potatoes because00:10:40
these are his excuses in the spirit of Ingrid, our00:10:42
children are what the hell spy missions and doesn’t00:10:44
give a damn at all because you can see everything in your eyes,00:10:47
dear truth,00:10:49
besides, literally in the next scene,00:10:53
Uncle Felix enters the doorstep of the house,00:10:56
sent to be a nanny for local00:10:58
schoolchildren, in fact, these two00:11:00
clearly did not have enough of their main job,00:11:03
Ingrid is admitted openly and00:11:05
Gregory needed to be pushed to this00:11:07
and now they are already rushing towards00:11:09
the adventures of00:11:13
Acura Pasha, an00:11:16
invention for myself, I’m more interested in00:11:18
whether this car can fly or00:11:21
whether Easter should be introduced before that, but00:11:23
the super agent and the best in their business00:11:25
are00:11:26
discovered literally a second after00:11:29
that giant underwater airships00:11:31
eat them alive00:11:36
why didn't the bandos just turn around00:11:39
decided to get caught by the ass and00:11:42
since the parents were trapped in the basin00:11:44
houses the alarm goes off00:11:46
alarm00:11:49
alarm do00:11:53
you know what time it is time to revive the00:11:56
Soviet Union00:12:04
first of all children00:12:06
I'm not your uncle but obviously I00:12:09
'm peeling off without a demonstration the kids00:12:11
just wouldn’t believe him, in general, they’re00:12:14
fake, the uncle takes the spinnibals to a00:12:16
secret room where a00:12:19
whole submarine is discovered, I look at the map, they’ve settled in pretty well,00:12:22
and they happen to have a00:12:24
private airport lying around somewhere behind the house, the00:12:26
kids, stomp bungie without00:12:28
me contact, let me know that 3, having opened00:12:32
this, we will still need it in the future,00:12:33
for now, what is Juni like,00:12:39
this is by the fireplace, of course, his hands are strong, it’s not in00:12:42
vain that he trained every day,00:12:51
date pocket decided to play water polo,00:12:55
in fact, I don’t even understand what00:12:57
Juni is clinging to there, just look right there an00:13:00
absolutely smooth surface, and it00:13:03
could also be shorter, we solved the00:13:06
riddle of who will be the next Spider-Man00:13:09
[music]00:13:17
then the submarine just floats along the00:13:20
seabed and you know what, can I00:13:24
live in such a submarine00:13:28
are ready tomorrow00:13:30
[music]00:13:32
your poop is flushed down the00:13:35
active place exactly along for this reason,00:13:38
when the children get to the real00:13:41
bunker, their action is somewhat restrained and00:13:45
this bunker is some kind of barn, well, you can immediately see the00:13:50
pocket didn’t live in Russia and doesn’t know that a00:13:52
real barn looks like this,00:13:55
some kind of barn, but in fact I would have00:13:58
reacted like that too after being in a00:14:00
luxurious submarine your name is Carmen00:14:03
Cortez please the full name of Karma or00:14:07
forget Vanito and Costa Brava writhing00:14:10
obviously her parents named her such a00:14:13
long name only to make their00:14:15
password more difficult to crack but be a00:14:18
daughter of Daimer such problems would00:14:20
not have arisen at all you are standing in the presence of00:14:22
Daenerys, stormborn from the house of00:14:24
Targaryen, the rightful heir to the00:14:26
iron throne, the rightful queen of the00:14:28
Andals and the first people, the defender of the seven00:14:31
kingdoms,00:14:32
then the judge from the watering can of the mother of dragons to00:14:37
Alice and the great sea of grass,00:14:39
the burning one, breaking the chains, it’s [ __ ] up,00:14:43
I’m not interested, and just check out00:14:46
what technologies are in this bunker how00:14:49
can you escape in a bunker where there is nothing to eat I00:14:53
take my words back where is this00:14:55
bunker located also inside the00:14:57
jetpack the currencies of various00:15:00
countries are found as well as a photo of walkers we will soon00:15:03
see them and now we will think about it you can00:15:05
trust it if I didn’t start your problems would00:15:08
take it away it means the plugin is not like that a bunker00:15:11
where food is generated by itself and on the00:15:13
shelves there is a population of jetpacks, go at least right00:15:16
now they are playing pajero iv in real life, the00:15:18
parents actually turned out to be spies, what00:15:21
else do you need, you are snickering, you are a monster,00:15:23
stop worrying about the children, they are00:15:26
still wearing diapers 1 and only at night, but this is00:15:29
by the way and then funny shot so00:15:31
keep this moment in your head,00:15:37
well, look at the ring a couple of00:15:39
millimeters, it wouldn’t have turned out to be quite00:15:41
funny; Rodriguez did sing, but00:15:44
then I remembered that he was making a children’s movie,00:15:47
remember how we see danger in the world,00:15:55
I’m just interested in looking at00:15:58
that who designed this building, apparently00:16:01
it was the genius Rokhlov, besides,00:16:04
this moment will also come in handy, so00:16:06
let’s remember it and then the unlucky spies00:16:10
penetrate into Monaco transformer, well,00:16:13
actually, into the virtual00:16:15
reality room, okay, somewhere in the00:16:18
virtual reality room, you’ll be a second00:16:21
ago they themselves talked about it, no matter how it was,00:16:23
their entire escape was expected00:16:25
since they would only stand on end and would not have been searched for00:16:27
spies equipped with the most advanced00:16:29
technologies like a laser from a ring, if I were00:16:32
them, I would also knock out their teeth,00:16:35
you never know what kind of crap they have there00:16:37
[music]00:16:38
new heroes eternal and pure freshness00:16:42
pure sims c in short Loki wants00:16:45
Banderas to create you by artificial00:16:47
intelligence once developed by his00:16:50
spy organization, to which00:16:52
naturally he receives the answer I never00:16:55
want to help you, I won’t, well, I found the00:16:59
time to turn there as if yours00:17:00
children are in danger, by the way, I didn’t want to talk about them yet00:17:03
and dressed fashionably, fastened00:17:06
that box from DBD to themselves and in general suffered from00:17:08
[ __ ], my mother’s00:17:11
friend showed up to visit them, about whom you’ve never00:17:13
heard of, along with a bunch of bullies in fashionable00:17:15
outfits, obviously sleeping agents from00:17:18
the matrix she immediately says that that00:17:20
TV presenter of the program is a complete [ __ ] who00:17:22
turned spies into creepy dolls00:17:25
talking in the obverse00:17:28
[music]00:17:31
someone take away Loki’s car from the00:17:33
argument pocket says the spies about the fact00:17:36
that 3 brain is alive and here turn00:17:38
the bunker there was no one in the house he profits00:17:44
are being bred here by [ __ ], here it is worth mentioning that00:17:48
this very friend already appeared in the00:17:51
film at the very moment when the00:17:53
unlucky walkers were caught in a giant00:17:55
submarine, so in the universe00:17:58
of this film, obviously the local spy00:18:00
network is also filled with posters of him, as in00:18:03
another war,00:18:09
this brain is discovered as much as00:18:12
possible by chance, johnny simply turns over a00:18:15
photo of his parents, well, they hid it, it’s00:18:18
just incredible, no one would ever00:18:20
find it in their life, in short, a random agent00:18:23
steals the brain, but thanks to the jetpack,00:18:25
the fireplace manages to return it and also00:18:27
competently run over the remaining bots00:18:34
dryly raevka and since the villains realized that00:18:37
adults are stupid they are tasked with00:18:40
catching the children with their own clone, which leads00:18:42
us to a rather funny action scene,00:18:45
you know my dream00:18:50
[music] what00:18:55
I like most is that while00:18:58
two pairs of children are fighting and the carousel00:19:00
is spinning at the first cosmic speed,00:19:02
everyone else on this site is deeply aware00:19:04
of everything that is happening, the only thing00:19:07
one of the children draws attention to the fact that00:19:12
I also want sneakers like these, you have00:19:15
sneakers there, but you don’t want fried nails,00:19:18
in general, they steal the brain and just00:19:20
in parallel with this event, Banderas00:19:23
tells what kind of thing this is,00:19:25
we created it with synthetic00:19:27
intelligence that surpasses love but not00:19:30
[ __ ] you, honestly, of course, you would draw00:19:32
parallels with scientists, I don’t know, otherwise it00:19:35
seems that spies are the00:19:37
greatest minds of mankind, they break00:19:41
this trap, in short, since it can00:19:42
fall into the hands of the enemy and thereby make00:19:45
him an even more dangerous enemy,00:19:47
so the spies showed themselves geniuses, according to00:19:50
this logic, it is necessary to annihilate all inventions in general,00:19:53
otherwise the machine00:19:56
will use them to harm, but Banderas00:19:58
turns out to be even smarter at the last moment,00:20:01
he absolutely without a trace exchanges the brain for a00:20:04
nut and destroys it, which proves that the00:20:07
spies are a little stupid because00:20:11
they cannot distinguish the attention of a nut from00:20:14
the model of the brain and at this time the children00:20:17
come to00:20:21
no-no-no Rodriguez, I don’t see, that means this00:20:25
is the model and dad’s witness will help us00:20:28
[music]00:20:31
yes, if something is being reviewed at a00:20:34
conscious age, I’m a little so00:20:37
crazy from that that the coins are in the00:20:40
same universe with the children of spies, that is,00:20:42
this bachata00:20:47
[music]00:20:49
of course I didn’t expect everything from Rodriguez, but I did00:20:53
n’t expect this, I remember my friend and I00:20:56
when we looked equally called Danny00:20:58
Trejo models and then he actually00:21:00
turned out to be a machete, you are ours uncle real00:21:04
children Gregory Cortes my younger brother00:21:07
aaa so he is also their uncle I can just00:21:10
imagine how the nephews will go crazy00:21:12
when they get to know their new relative better00:21:22
although I am more interested in the reaction of the00:21:24
kids who found out that the children of spies00:21:26
have such a wonderful spin and00:21:28
deprived him of watching00:21:31
there you make a ball maryk hand I’ll take it, but00:21:36
we’ll still need this in short, the layouts00:21:39
appear before us as an [ __ ]00:21:41
who, in principle, is absolutely caught by the fact00:21:44
that his brothers are being held captive because the00:21:45
backbreakers decide to rob him, make up a00:21:50
joke about I’m her friend, come up with it yourself00:21:53
[applause]00:21:58
well, don’t worry at all, people are these00:22:01
kids now will crash into something and that's where the00:22:03
movie will end, that's when it'll be00:22:05
fun00:22:07
[music]00:22:11
what I was saying by the way, it's quite00:22:14
funny shooting a newly loaded00:22:16
gun,00:22:18
you have a stinky diaper, I hope you00:22:22
stop worrying about the kids now, they're00:22:25
still piers 1 and only nights,00:22:27
because according to the context, the audience thinks that the00:22:29
parents mean Juni, but then00:22:32
bam and no, of course, at the very last00:22:35
moment, the children are saved by jumping into the water,00:22:38
checking the systems, you know me,00:22:41
yes, yes, in scuba gear, after all, they are talking about00:22:44
niva in general - then, having plunged to the00:22:48
bottom of the sea, the kids decide to enter the00:22:50
castle from the back door, but on the way they00:22:52
discover a whole school of sleeping sharks, so00:22:55
what exactly is the problem? The00:22:57
drought on John cannot wait a00:22:59
few minutes and attracts00:23:02
all the predators to his scene, as I understand it, the sharks are00:23:05
here We were instructed for just such a case, of00:23:07
course the heroes escape at the very00:23:10
last moment and climb into00:23:12
Loki’s castle where they use the invention by00:23:15
cheating to the maximum, using00:23:17
electric shock chewing gum to cut out one person’s00:23:20
finger and also install a micro-camera everywhere00:23:23
and thanks to this they manage to communicate with the00:23:26
mutants I will finish off the cop they’re in prison,00:23:28
rather, wait, but how did the00:23:30
mutation process and memory cleansing00:23:32
bring their consciousness to the level that I didn’t00:23:36
know that flies are so smart and in order to00:23:38
pass on information in order to get into prison,00:23:41
children don’t come up with anything smarter00:23:44
than trying to pass for their own doll in the company of00:23:47
children but they are obviously one00:23:50
with knowledge, just like everyone else, in the same place as00:23:52
Akhmedovich and the easy flight of uninvited00:23:55
guests and so you have to run away like the00:23:57
last lohan,00:24:03
damn I love moments like this, you think00:24:06
that now nothing threatens the hero00:24:08
as we were specifically00:24:10
shown before I assure you that it’s safe and00:24:14
then bam and you can of course look for the00:24:17
logic in this, which is what I’ll do, firstly, as00:24:21
we remember, the parents had to get00:24:23
into the dining room, so it was necessary to00:24:26
make their path easier, and secondly, this00:24:28
passage leads to the prison, so there’s a similar00:24:31
ditch It’s a pretty good means of00:24:33
protecting against escapes, but it’s not clear00:24:36
why it breaks after00:24:39
someone has walked over it, it’s also illogical00:24:41
on the way to the prison, Juni runs into the00:24:43
room where he meets Loki, here it’s worth00:24:46
mentioning that before that he was thrown by his00:24:48
henchman and became himself the main thing is that the presenter was00:24:51
simply locked in this room, despite the fact that00:24:53
giugno00:24:55
just opened it, well, obviously Loki’s00:24:58
intellect is simply too developed, you kidnapped Mike’s00:25:01
parents, made eating robots and drove00:25:04
my sister into the abyss,00:25:07
oh, poor man, he didn’t want this, but in00:25:11
court you’ll tell something like that right there00:25:12
it turns out that that same henchman00:25:15
also worked at SS and took part in the00:25:18
creation of 3 brains00:25:20
but blame everything on me surprise which00:25:24
rat changed his shoes when it became00:25:26
convenient for him one survey interfered with what they need00:25:29
click kids ok thanks for the advice00:25:33
next time for my show I will00:25:35
kidnap and transform In short, the children are already00:25:37
getting out and not a monster, the rooms00:25:40
intersect with the fireplace, but I didn’t know that a00:25:43
couple of suits could save him from falling from 50 meters00:25:45
and they rescued the father’s mother, but at that00:25:48
time they turned him into a cookie, well, the ground is like00:25:51
dough for him, although after about a minute he is already the00:25:54
man00:25:56
behind him again00:26:00
[music]00:26:02
it turns out I didn’t notice, damn it, I don’t like00:26:05
that they were just sitting on the cards from the racks, I didn’t00:26:07
see them, crushing the minion with the number of00:26:10
the family forces him like Birkin and00:26:13
the cut to commute they are on the way to you,00:26:16
don’t worry about what’s wrong with your head and I’m00:26:18
important to restore why he says00:26:21
not in reverse, like all the other00:26:22
test subjects, the children are faced with00:26:25
their clones with cheekbones, they have to00:26:27
fight, poor Juni, defenseless00:26:31
from the weak, you are not pathetic, you figured out how to00:26:34
get here, you helped the flop realize00:26:37
that he is kind and not evil, you talked to the00:26:39
coals,00:26:40
in fact, this pretty cute fireplace the00:26:43
whole movie treated her brother like a00:26:45
smaller canter but her attitude00:26:47
changed when they faced00:26:49
real danger00:26:54
[music] the00:27:04
children are reunited with their parents but00:27:06
then an army of cuckoos comes00:27:10
[music] I00:27:13
’ll harass you for contact I’m wondering00:27:16
where he jumped out so cool from you00:27:18
look how the castle looks from the outside00:27:21
obviously he jumped from a plane for such a00:27:23
spectacular appearance00:27:24
I hope on the guts but of course at the very00:27:28
last moment Loki figures out how to00:27:30
reprogram the micro chals and they00:27:32
become kind why did you come back and00:27:35
why did I leave you know that I don’t remember this00:27:39
reason for also brilliant ideologies00:27:41
here, without comment,00:27:43
we must recognize the secret00:27:46
agents as dad, well, in general, that’s all the00:27:50
matches, then he moves to the deputy, children, robots00:27:53
help people, and George Clooney calls00:27:56
families on TV, motorcade and urgent00:27:58
alarm in the Far East,00:28:00
Gregory Ingrid, I wasn’t talking to you,00:28:03
[ __ ] [ __ ] you, he still finds it and00:28:06
[music]00:28:07
you know, it’s a really pretty cool00:28:10
children’s film that still looks00:28:13
great, and the most amazing thing is that it was00:28:16
made by a director who specializes entirely in, to put it00:28:18
mildly, not particularly00:28:21
children’s films, but at the same time, in his00:28:24
filmography, children of spies do not look00:28:26
popular on the contrary, the film fits very well00:28:29
into his style, and even without regard00:28:32
to the director, the film turned out to be00:28:34
surprisingly tube-like and, oddly enough,00:28:36
childish, this is important since many00:28:39
similar films cannot cope with the00:28:41
main task, namely to captivate00:28:43
children directly; very few00:28:45
adults even understand that it is not Well,00:28:48
in principle, you like it because many of00:28:50
these films are teeming with the fact that they are too00:28:53
not for children, here is the same Scooby-Doo that he just00:28:56
made out on his channel, he00:28:58
sniffs by the way and I strongly recommend that you00:29:01
familiarize yourself with his video in it,00:29:03
almost all the humor will simply00:29:05
not be understood by children because but you yourself00:29:08
will check it out blood I told you no00:29:10
songs I’ll rest you’re not marking your00:29:13
territory you don’t have the courage for this00:29:14
buddy this is the most indecent00:29:17
act since you cleaned your00:29:19
penis at the Christmas party at the00:29:21
NATO data and in the children of spies like00:29:23
this just no, besides, it00:29:26
also works on a deeper level in the same00:29:28
Scooby-Doo, the main characters are teenagers00:29:31
who look like 30-year-olds, but00:29:33
let’s say here the emphasis is00:29:36
on children and besides, no matter which of the00:29:39
microchips I wanted their00:29:41
parents to turn out to be cool super00:29:43
agents, yes, you can say that the film is00:29:46
as naive as possible, but it seems to me that it00:29:49
shouldn’t be like that; moreover, in a00:29:51
rainbow of light, he didn’t just make a stupid00:29:54
film about children of spies, he00:29:55
also managed to raise, albeit briefly,00:29:58
important topics like midlife crisis00:30:00
or problems at school, yes, this is00:30:03
certainly not Oscar-winning level, but00:30:06
for a children's film it is quite00:30:08
suitable, so I can say with confidence00:30:10
that children of spies definitely00:30:12
stands the test of time and is still00:30:15
well received if you don’t know00:30:17
what to turn on for your backbreaker mta this the00:30:20
ideal option is that's all I have00:30:22
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you can subscribe to my channel,00:30:26
like and write a comment,00:30:28
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Канал Щитвуд - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7FYMEirGlArhi2ZxZMptig Обзор "Скуби Ду" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y6xNdkmeMw _____________________________________________ Сегодня на обзоре первый детский фильм лучшего режиссера в мире Роберта Родригеса. Получилось ли у него сделать годную ленту для микрочелов, или все же нет? _____________________________________________ Группа в ВК: https://vk.com/r4p10r1 Бусти: https://boosty.to/raptorreviews Материальная поддержка: https://www.donationalerts.com/r/raptor_maskitall Инстаграм: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser _____________________________________________ Музыка (все треки есть в группе ВК): 1. Los Lobos & Robert Rodriguez - "Spy Kids - Spy Wedding" 2. Los Lobos & Tito Puente & Robert Rodriguez - "Spy Kids - Oye Como Spy" 3. Егор Летов (Гражданская Оборона) - "Все, как у людей" 4. The Offspring - "The Kids Aren't Alright" 5. Dope - "You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)" 6. Novalima - "Machete" 7. From Ashes To New - "My Fight" _____________________________________________ Описание: Два самых крутых шпиона в мире - Грегорио Кортес и Ингрид - имели одно и то же секретное задание: уничтожить друг друга. Но личная встреча не принесла им ничего хорошего: они поженились и завязали со своим ремеслом... Через несколько лет они вынуждены снова вернуться в игру. Причиной послужило то, что их бывшие коллеги, самые крутые профессионалы, начали исчезать один за другим. Однако вскоре Кортесов похищает коварный злодей, и теперь судьба пленников зависит от того, смогут ли их дети правильно распорядиться новейшими сверхсекретными шпионскими штучками из арсенала легендарных родителей. _____________________________________________ Треш Обзор фильма "Дети Шпионов" (Мачете против детей)
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