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Треш обзор на фильм Марс атакует!

марс атакует

Марс атакует обзор фильма

Марс атакует обзор

комедия марс атакует

1996

дмитрийлеонтьев

обзорфильма

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[music] it

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's 2020, Elon Musk is

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making plans to colonize Mars,

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but what would happen if the Martians were the first

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to visit the earth, that's what we'll find out in

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today's film, my name is Dmitry

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Leontyev and this is a review of the film Mars

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Attacks

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[music]

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the film begins since the

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locals of one village exchange

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pleasantries

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from you blyad head stink the small

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talk of these gentlemen interrupts the

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annual cow race after flying a little the

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scout ship joins the

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rest of the fleet

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I wonder how they are going to

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conquer the land if they can’t even fly in formation like

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that- then it’s better and ominous

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triangles are another matter, Mars further on

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introduces the main characters Jack

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Nicholson in the role of the President of America the

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press secretary is a suck-up

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military man who is always dissatisfied with everything and

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wants to bomb everything the military who is

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always happy with everything and doesn’t want to

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bomb anything and Mr. Bond James Bond James

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Board running in I’ll say in advance that the

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aliens in one film breathe nitrogen

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so they have to wear spacesuits

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apparently Pierce Brosnan is also an alien

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because in order to breathe he

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needs a pipe which you constantly

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smoke after a little consultation the president

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decides to tell all people about the arrival

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of aliens another important character for the film

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byron the former cool a boxer

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who now works at a shitty

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job, his only mission for this film is

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to return to another city for

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his wife and children, next comes a cowboy in

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[ __ ] costumes and his alcoholic woman,

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we are transported to the next day and

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meet Michael J. Fox, he who

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apparently returned

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to the wrong future, here he is works as a

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presenter on one of the TV channels

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and is also married to one chick from Sex

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and the City who also works as a

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presenter but only on another channel there

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is also a movie to cry who works as a

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donut seller everyone constantly

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humiliates him his brother Jack Black is a cool

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military man who volunteered for

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meetings with the aliens, it seems

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like the first hundred main characters

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ended here, let’s stop here,

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who are all these people, wiped out all the TV channels,

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the president comes out and announces the arrival of

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aliens, people, landscape for you all,

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after listening to the announcements, people continue to

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live as they lived, as if someone

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is interested in some aliens, better

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let’s see For women,

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she notices 2 black

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-fashioned Tupac killer as a bus driver and catches them

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after that, starts Sarah

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Jessica Parker Sex Bomb, the

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aliens who capture the air

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[Music]

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this is the international symbol of the nihuya, well, well, well, well, well,

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well, very interesting

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after we are very interesting we listened to the meaningful

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speech of the alien, they tell us his

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anatomy, our Martian is made of

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carbon, it breathes, it is gold, the size of the

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brain speaks of telepathic

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abilities, but this is inaccurate, at this time

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in the white house, the president’s daughter decides to

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go to the toilet, sorry,

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you can’t go there now, an excursion in parallel with this in the local

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church decide to discuss the arrival of

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aliens I’m a believing Catholic but now

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on vacation with my black

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Jewish boyfriend who works at an abortion center

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thank Satan

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it’s time to joke a little shaggy I

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guess lucky saved

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twice good luck shaggy taking granny

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home decides to joke a little on her

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probably people got scared when the

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dinosaurs suddenly disappeared

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further the press conference begins

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now the president is negotiating with the

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leaders of other countries just the

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president was yes no at the negotiations and a

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minute later he is here ready to answer

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idiotic questions the Martians are also

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drupal and as we see this dude was

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pestered

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and only he saw such a big brain

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for Byron has been riding all this time with a cowboy

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who wants to offer him a

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little work as a collector that same evening

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the aliens began transmitting the

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coordinates of the place where they want to

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land

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the letter in preparation for how the meeting is in

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full swing millions of people have joined the

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television hundreds of people have come to see the Martians in person

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and the X-hour is coming

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[ music]

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I’m wondering why the operator is

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filming a woman instead of an alien ship,

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but oh well, and finally the

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first representatives of the Martians appear ready to make

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contact with earthlings

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[music]

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but the general, of course, thought of extending his

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hand to the aliens, he would have at least

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thrown the Luhansk salute that good luck, I

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wonder why the aliens who are in

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many times smarter people haven’t come up with a

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translator into our language and the earth, these are

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clumsy, but they came up with it,

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maybe they’re all not so smart

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[music]

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after exchanging pleasantries, the Martians

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announce that they came in peace and the

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locals and the couple releases the air of a white

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dove as a symbol of peace, eat and the

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pigeons are some kind of Martian trigger and

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they start killing everyone left and

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right, fortunately among the military there is one

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of the main characters, jack black, who is

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now going to kick their Martian ass

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[music]

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ok they just kill one of the main

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characters, fortunately there is also Michael J.

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Fox who is supposed to even the scores with

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the aliens

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[music]

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and he is also leaked, well, of course, the

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film’s budget is not rubber and the stars were bought

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only for half the film

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to kill a bunch of people, the Martians take

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with them trophies in the form of Sarah Jessica

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Parker and her dog and dump the earth

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after this incident jack Nicholson

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is discussing with his team about further

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actions,

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Mr. President, maybe I’ll say a terrible

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thing, but only Mount James under a few

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misdeeds Jack Nicholson sends a

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sss by aliens, the message says the

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type of attack, they misunderstood each other,

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let’s try again

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[music]

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what I didn’t understand, then they show us how

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scientists dismantle the corpse of an alien

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here above, well, it’s clear that the aliens have

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a sphincter in their heads, which means their heads are filled with the

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same crap that people have;

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the Martians, in turn, also conduct a

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couple of experiments

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[music]

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suddenly the aliens decide to contact

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the earth, they apologize, the ambassador

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asks to let him speak in

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Congress, of course, the murder of hundreds of people was a

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simple misunderstanding, they are unlikely to be

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that bad, we should give them a second chance

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[music]

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heads, the Martian tries to explain the

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structure of the universe with the help of a package

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of condoms, but something does not go according to plan,

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so again

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[music]

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this time the Martians took Pierce Brosnan

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as their reward after this, the

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general asks him to sign permission to

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use nuclear weapons, but he is

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politely refused. Having promised with other

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generals, the president decides to make a

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speech about how everything is okay, everything is in order,

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my dear fellow citizens, with a heavy heart,

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looking at his hands, it immediately becomes

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clear that he doesn’t doubt his words at all,

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at this time a woman appears near the white house

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who, well, can’t possibly turn out to be a

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disguised alien, a

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press secretary came to the white house and

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grabbed this extraterrestrial beauty,

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wow, you’re very graceful,

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I don’t like the press secretary seeing her

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protruding nipples and realizing that the

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bear c are not standing here and immediately jumps into the bed

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[music]

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he was lucky that he decided to

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put his finger in her mouth first and not something

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else

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[music]

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then the Martian takes the

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president hostage but the trigger goes off

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and everything goes wrong according to the plan, let's say and less

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[music]

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the Martians are not satisfied with this situation and

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they send a whole flotilla to the earth

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and the improved r2 d2x bond

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james the time has come to repay

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the president and the Martians attack the white house

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[music] a

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secret organization comes to protect the president

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I am people in black black skin

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[music]

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at this time Byron picks up a red-haired woman

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who has her own plane with the

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help of which he will get to Washington to

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his wife and children

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[music] a

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complete bacchanalia begins all over the world

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[applause]

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suddenly a general appears who

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proposes to use nuclear weapons and

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they use them

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[ music]

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but for Martians this is no more dangerous than vaping

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at this time the shaggy man comes to his

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granny who likes to listen to music,

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unfortunately for the aliens they

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could not even think that on earth there is a

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brown sound in the playpen to

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find brown ones at a certain frequency

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owned loses control over the intestines

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scientific dreams At this time, the President of

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America is visited by the alien ambassador

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[music]

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after an inspiring speech by Jack

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Nicholson, the Martians decide to bend him a little more

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[music]

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Byron at this time gets to

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the airfield and decides honestly about the singers with the

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aliens

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[music]

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these space g guys can

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-honest and the crowd kicked his youth

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[music]

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meanwhile, the shaggy one, together with his

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granny, broadcasts songs to the whole world and

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kaput comes to the Martians

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and peace is repeated on earth. The daughter of the

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president, who has done nothing all this time,

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becomes the president of America and, accompanied by a

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Mexican orchestra, is awarded a hero.

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medals after that, cry, gets into trouble with the new

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president and becomes the first lady,

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Byron

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turns out to be alive and there is a happy ending, well,

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what can you say about this masterpiece of

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films with the participation of Martians, there are not so

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many, and even more so comedies if you want to

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see typically little green men

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flavored with good port and moronic

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humor then this film is a must

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watch, write in the comments what

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aliens from which planet you would like to

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meet

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and also like this video and

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please subscribe to the channel

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thank you all for watching, see you soon

00:14:16

[music]

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Обзор на фильм: Марс атакует! (1996) Подписывайтесь на канал - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC5-RQSkYP9q6ENgVtsVzyA?sub_confirmation=1 Ссылка на автора канала: https://vk.com/id63565608 Помощь каналу: https://www.donationalerts.com/r/leontev101 Сбербанк: 4276 4200 3656 4333 Наша планета подверглась чудовищному нападению. Марсиане — бесстрастные и бездушные существа — эти маленькие зеленые создания высаживаются в пустыне со своих космических кораблей, а затем наступают на всех направлениях. Вашингтон, Лас-Вегас и другие города сотрясаются от мощнейших взрывов, разрушениям нет числа. Президент США призывает командование вооруженных сил принять меры, однако мнения двух генералов разделились. «Разбить и вернуть их на Марс!», — считает генерал Деккер. «Заключить мир», — возражает генерал Кейси. Посмотрите также Обзор на фильм: Гремлины (1984): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxbVUQF7dI Грмелины 2: Новенькая партия (1990): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y35Hq6bNTMg Махакаал (1993): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59h_mX6bD1A Зловещие мертвецы (1987): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZTUmCKgzxE Зловещие мертвецы 3: Армия тьмы (1992): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MduJ0ZE6ZHU Ведьмы (1990): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJCdKdmx3G8 Мачете (2010): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kgizz-dtt8 Мачете убивает (2013): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWffA-01knM Ночной народ (1990): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSdeW_i9XGc Спасибо за просмотр! Подписывайтесь на канал! Ставьте лайки! Пишите коментарии!

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