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know that Katyusha gave birth to a daughter,00:00:04
thank you very much for your warm00:00:05
sincere words for your congratulations and00:00:08
bright wishes, I hope you will be00:00:10
very happy to watch the funniest00:00:12
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today I skipped school,00:00:25
it’s already been 7 months of truancy, how did I00:00:27
manage to do it all, just every time I didn’t00:00:29
want to go to school I pretended to be sick, my00:00:31
brother doesn’t believe me and I was a paladin in trouble while00:00:33
my classmates were sitting in class,00:00:35
just you sly, my mood was at00:00:37
its best until I was00:00:39
disturbed by Andre and the clock, your00:00:41
teacher called and said that you00:00:43
were sick, but she told me one00:00:45
interesting fact: every time00:00:48
you have a test or00:00:50
independent test, you start to get sick00:00:52
somehow, this is suspicious. so no, this is00:00:55
a coincidence, in fact, this is not a00:00:57
coincidence, I have fleas on the tube from I want to00:00:59
manage all possible controls00:01:01
to finish the year without a triple of blood,00:01:03
darkness, the plan is not destined to come true,00:01:04
let me call the doctor and so often more00:01:07
suddenly, this is something serious that needs to be00:01:08
checked, wait there is no need to convert00:01:11
Rublevsky so as not to write tests with00:01:13
new ones, give the task even to Vadik,00:01:16
sometimes it’s difficult for you, everything is clear with you, you’ll have00:01:20
to call the teacher and tell her the00:01:22
whole truth,00:01:23
wait, don’t call me, he’ll force me to00:01:25
attribute everything later, and then it’s not like00:01:28
I could finish the quarter with a C, but with a D00:01:30
maybe we can agree on00:01:32
how to eat everything,00:01:38
thank you, but I have a better idea, I want to00:01:41
go away,00:01:42
spend it in complete silence so that you do00:01:44
n’t disturb me, so I offer you a 24-00:01:47
hour challenge for00:01:48
exactly 24 hours, you have to hold out without00:01:51
saying a word, yes, I don’t even say a00:01:55
word in the videos not about this time, it went great,00:01:58
I managed to come to an agreement with my brother, you will00:02:00
receive and rewrite all the00:02:02
tests in the quarter for nothing, especially since no00:02:03
problems should arise, I’ll just00:02:05
watch TV and be silent, I turned on00:02:08
my favorite cartoon when you what the00:02:11
hell are you watching with the usual and normal,00:02:13
we’ll turn off that you want to tell me something,00:02:16
well, as if it means you don’t mind,00:02:20
he’s strong, some kind of horror movie, I do00:02:22
n’t like such films, so keep the phone away so as00:02:24
not to ruin your pants,00:02:25
well, how do you like the movie, you don’t00:02:28
understand anything, you want to drink, dial me00:02:37
no it’s a pity for00:02:41
Russia they ate on purpose I wanted to00:02:45
punish about that so I suggested that the00:02:46
bailiff play instead of the movie Andrey00:02:48
agreed the game started like it was through00:02:50
today I was completely unlucky after00:02:52
a while I was already on the verge of a00:02:54
nervous breakdown but thank God a00:02:56
phone call saved me and she’s00:03:02
wearing glasses and soon and who is this this is this00:03:06
hello hear the hole is calling Ira this is00:03:10
my classmate who I liked00:03:12
since the first grade but every time00:03:14
I called her for a walk she always00:03:15
refused I was pleased that Ira00:03:17
called 1 for a walk she took a walk herself00:03:21
what and answer that I I don’t understand you swallowed your tongue we00:03:26
don’t understand anything I’m sorry sushi and I have00:03:30
a lot of things to do and in general I like these better00:03:32
so far I said everything correctly well it’s your00:03:39
own fault I asked eggs I was00:03:42
very angry at 3 but there’s nothing I can do about it00:03:44
awkward I decided that by the end of the day I’ll00:03:46
avoid my brother, I held out for several00:03:48
hours until I heard how Andrey betrayed00:03:50
me until it turns out he wasn’t sick all this00:03:52
time, imagine of course he’ll come back and00:03:55
write everything, I’ll check he’s not worried,00:03:57
oh, you me,00:04:00
we agreed. if I00:04:02
actually went to work Svanir, my00:04:04
colleague disappeared, we thought he was sick, he00:04:06
turns out to be in the forest to pick mushrooms, he went for three00:04:08
days on the way home, he was looking for a stinking case,00:04:11
better a fool lost, you can call00:04:14
the teachers,00:04:15
okay, if I won’t00:04:17
call anyone, it’s true, but cremesso you are my00:04:19
brother, I failed at you, I just decided to00:04:22
have fun a little ocher, I scared you, well,00:04:24
thank you Andryukha for me, now I00:04:28
can definitely finish the school year without C00:04:30
grades,00:04:35
Kolya, I’m worried about your health, you00:04:37
missed a lot of tests,00:04:39
so tomorrow I’m waiting for a doctor’s certificate00:04:41
or you’ll have to rewrite everything00:04:44
work damn it00:04:51
on the calendar I was in the top100 I was a little mistaken00:04:54
already Wednesday playing the game I didn’t notice how quickly00:04:56
the days were flying by I spent all my free bonus00:04:58
on the computer and drive control00:05:00
I didn’t go outside I gave up on school and did00:05:02
n’t even help my brother when I heard that00:05:04
three was coming I immediately turned off game and00:05:06
pretended that I was sitting at Kolyan’s lessons00:05:09
again, grab empty today it’s your turn to00:05:11
go to the store00:05:12
Andryukh, you know I would just go,00:05:14
how many freaks Zachary, and in general, if00:05:16
you go hungry for a couple of days, nothing bad will00:05:18
happen from one you’ll lose weight, but00:05:21
thank you, okay, do your homework I'm going to00:05:26
masterfully cheat my brother now I can00:05:29
further masturbate pentru suddenly00:05:31
Vadika called me and I didn't want00:05:32
to stop so I continued to play with my00:05:34
feet my friend said that soon come see00:05:36
me guests bad think in general I00:05:38
lost fear I didn't call Rick I nodded to myself I wanted to00:05:40
say but then the bell rang 200:05:42
I knew that in one quick but so that there was00:05:44
such a smile on my friend’s face,00:05:46
he was glad to see me,00:05:48
I also why did I come in a bunch of one child,00:05:51
it will be more fun for them,00:05:52
well, I’m a doctor, they were a little for him in front of 100:05:58
mascara on the line, having lost playing baseball, that’s00:06:02
exactly what I planned to do00:06:03
the whole day, but Vadik decided to spoil my00:06:06
plans, as soon as he saw the running counter, he00:06:08
immediately began to give a lecture about00:06:09
how games are evil,00:06:11
I tried not to pay attention, but my00:06:13
friend did not want to give up, he began to say00:06:14
what I think about such games, this is at best,00:06:17
about the worst In general, I can go blind, I realized00:06:20
that I need to get rid of Vadik somehow00:06:21
and decided to use the method of my00:06:23
brother, the bright ones understand,00:06:27
let’s play hide and seek once already, this is a00:06:29
completely different matter, a young schoolboy, well00:06:32
then, I think, and you hide,00:06:34
we agreed 123 at the end it will00:06:40
disturb the camera, I waited for now I won’t find him and00:06:43
at that time I was enjoying the game, as a result,00:06:45
my friend started to feel sick and he00:06:47
passed out, everything could have been fine if00:06:50
at that moment he hadn’t returned home00:06:52
[applause]00:06:55
damn Vadik scared you,00:06:58
we were looking for hide and seek, playing what kind of beds he00:07:02
told him what Anna was given a lot of lessons,00:07:04
he was in which it was hail that I was blues, well,00:07:08
now you blurted out the wrong thing in my quality00:07:13
and then a terrible thing happened Andrey burned00:07:15
me while playing the game, I began to make excuses,00:07:17
saying that the game started on its own, but00:07:19
the truth is not so easy to solve, he00:07:21
got very angry and turned off the Internet,00:07:24
played hard I was upset enough, I felt00:07:26
my wine and so I decided to cheer me up,00:07:29
he made a paper pistol and00:07:30
offered to play for the huts; there00:07:33
was nothing to do in real life, so I agreed00:07:35
and you know, I also liked00:07:38
China.00:07:48
we00:07:52
realized that your game was boring, you needed00:07:54
another player, yours is here, World War 300:07:59
has begun, we’re tired of how many games can be covered,00:08:01
go to it, we arrived at the point,00:08:04
Vadik had a small pistol, I laughed00:08:06
with him, then I noticed that I was talking about how to00:08:08
pull a pistol, I stopped laughing00:08:10
our opponent in the base on she00:08:12
looked at her net I got nervous00:08:15
grandma threw away the weapon I calmed down00:08:17
probably she wants to defeat00:08:19
us with her bare hands blog made a mistake in the base00:08:22
I pulled out a machine gun from under my skirt I can’t00:08:24
understand00:08:25
it’s loaded with them Don’t be careful with00:08:28
the gun minus 1 minus 200:08:43
you know in these I was thinking no we don’t need a00:08:46
third player baba zina you00:08:48
’ll excuse us with soap no more interfering in the way00:08:57
so what are we going to do now00:09:06
0 listen excuse me I’m like00:09:10
that myself before it was also days and nights in00:09:12
counter nerd force00:09:13
in short I shoulder the Internet if you want you00:09:16
can play you know that bro I don’t00:09:19
want to better clean up the apartment I’ll help00:09:22
you mess up somewhere then you would have just made a mess00:09:26
thank you guys I’m proud of you well that00:09:39
was the scariest day of the year00:09:41
Halloween the day when I buy diapers00:09:43
I close the door and sit00:09:45
I'm supposed to be safe at home and nothing bad00:09:47
should happen, but I have a brother00:09:49
who every year tries to scare the crap out of00:09:51
me, to be honest,00:09:53
I'm counting on last Halloween no, [ __ ] you, you00:10:05
love you, why00:10:07
Kolya, it seems the brush went too far, it would be better00:10:12
not to remember that day now I'll have00:10:13
to change my diaper, that's why I'm00:10:15
tired of everything this time, my brother wo00:10:17
n't be able to scare me like that, why00:10:23
frighten me so much, I'm sorry, I just wanted to say00:10:27
that you can relax this time, I00:10:28
won't play a prank on you, why did this suddenly00:10:30
happen to me last year, I actually00:10:33
thought that you threw away your skates, okay, it doesn’t00:10:35
exclude me, it’s time, where are you going, Katyusha, we00:10:38
agreed that we’ll spend this Halloween00:10:40
together, we’ll watch the scariest00:10:42
films,00:10:43
but it’s clear Katyusha’s luck,00:10:50
so I believed you, Andrey left, he’s00:10:53
definitely up to something, but I have an00:10:55
ace up my sleeve, don’t take it finds out00:10:57
that I declassified it, now all that remains is to00:10:59
prepare;00:11:01
I don’t have a protective helmet, so instead I put an00:11:03
impenetrable saucepan on my head in case of00:11:05
important negotiations; I prepared pita; I’m00:11:07
ready for the meeting with Andrey;00:11:12
play the game and then the00:11:15
bell rang 2,00:11:16
well, finally, I already thought that I couldn’t wait for00:11:17
Andrei, I quietly crept up and00:11:19
looked through the peephole, my brother is an00:11:21
[ __ ], he first put on a maniac’s mask,00:11:23
but this time the insidious plan will not work,00:11:25
I opened the door and started laughing at my00:11:27
brother thereby showing that this00:11:29
time I only [ __ ] myself about one thing, I didn’t00:11:31
react at all, I spun the disk and went00:11:33
to the kitchen,00:11:34
Andrey followed me when I was eating, he was closely00:11:37
with me and silent, it was starting to get a little00:11:39
annoying, you swallowed your tongue,00:11:46
maybe it’s like that for me too It’s better at least00:11:48
we don’t quarrel with you after a snack, I00:11:52
wanted to watch a comedy, it was00:11:54
fun, I laughed until the moment00:11:56
the brad came,00:11:57
he didn’t like the comedy, so00:11:58
Andrey also a horror movie, now I had00:12:00
no time for fun at all after the movie, I00:12:02
only had one diaper left for this I00:12:04
must say thanks to Andrey, I was angry00:12:06
back to00:12:07
him, he didn’t care, he didn’t00:12:09
react at all, maybe you can say something,00:12:13
okay, I took some money from00:12:17
Anfey’s stash,00:12:18
he continued to be silent, then I took the whole00:12:20
stash for myself, because, as they say, silence is a00:12:23
sign of consent, I would already be ready to receive00:12:25
lyuli from my brother but in front of the silence this is00:12:27
what happens I can play the computer00:12:29
as much as I want and Andre won’t forbid me00:12:31
it’s the best one and he00:12:33
watched me play for a long time and then00:12:35
he took out a knife the knife died this time to win I00:12:40
’ll give in or you decided not to scare how long already You00:12:43
can be silent, understand, I’m not afraid of you,00:12:49
Andrey Andrey,00:12:54
that the UN,00:12:58
hello, I’m dead, how are you doing, everyone is00:13:01
very happy with new things and rinsing, I’ll00:13:11
beat you00:13:12
quickly to no money, I didn’t understand something, I didn’t00:13:15
understand, now I need new diapers,00:13:21
now00:13:24
I also really like detective stories I watched a bunch of00:13:26
films and TV series in this genre, in the future I will00:13:28
not only become the best and most00:13:29
famous detective in the city, but so far00:13:31
this hasn’t happened, my friend and I were00:13:33
just playing Nikolai Homs and Doctor00:13:35
Vatika, we need to make a decision, I know I’m a fool, but00:13:38
this is too serious a task, the risks are00:13:40
too high,00:13:45
we we will lose until most of the time we00:13:54
wasted, but our hope did not00:13:56
die, we hoped that someday a00:13:57
serious crime would happen and the00:13:59
teams of Nicholas Holmes and Dr. Batik00:14:01
would get to work,00:14:08
you did my work that there was nothing to eat then00:14:11
where did he go I don’t know maybe like this00:14:14
ate that look around the00:14:17
benefits of gases is not it00:14:22
strange okay I'll buy a new one00:14:25
and now I'll shine in you understand what00:14:32
this means you'll eat Ivan's yogurt what we're00:14:38
looking at the crime scenes now Dr.00:14:46
Vate00:14:47
Vadik and I arrived at the00:14:49
crime scene this is where according to the latest00:14:51
information the yogurt was missing I00:14:53
I looked at the floor, the table, I looked in the trash,00:14:56
no traces of yogurt, and then in the corner I00:14:58
saw a small white puddle, it was written down,00:15:05
it was fresh, it means I suffered, everything disappeared, no00:15:08
more than two hours on the rock, I have00:15:12
a pencil, in words, take a pen, write,00:15:16
in short, inspect the crime scene, we00:15:19
identify the damn pancake, well, what to sing,00:15:23
Struchkova was flowing00:15:24
also such a crooked one, in short, just00:15:28
stand there and wait, remember suddenly I noticed00:15:31
another light, it led into the corridor, it seems00:15:34
the investigation is starting to progress time00:15:36
attack,00:15:37
stay00:15:38
don’t ask everyone to sit, I’m looking for00:15:41
witnesses, these are the last car they00:15:46
saw, maybe one of them knows something00:15:48
bed that I walked along and in a stormy color and00:15:54
soon they led me to the00:15:56
landing, then the trail ended and where did the00:15:58
yoga disappear00:15:59
suddenly I met an old woman on her clothes00:16:02
I saw familiar white stains from yogurt00:16:04
a thief was caught00:16:05
I was immediately detained and began to00:16:07
interrogate how and where they were obtained these00:16:08
stains turned out that she just00:16:10
got dirty when she was taking out the trash, the bag00:16:12
had a small hole through which00:16:14
she poured the contents of the bag, I was upset,00:16:16
my investigation reached a dead end, sadly00:16:18
I returned to the camera,00:16:19
I interviewed all the witnesses, but no one00:16:22
said anything, Aliman actually00:16:24
splashed it in my eye, I think I’m eating a flower00:16:27
products doesn’t talk, what are you00:16:30
like, really, well, you00:16:33
said it yourself, by the way, and I also didn’t00:16:36
find anything, at first I thought that this grandmother was00:16:38
Zina, but she would have started thinking, we ca00:16:42
n’t just give up, maybe we’re00:16:44
missing something00:16:45
in this time has returned Andrey oh why are you00:16:47
sitting here and trying to solve the mystery of the00:16:49
missing yogurt, forget it, I bought a new one00:16:52
much better, tell me to throw out the trash and00:16:57
you always forget everything, I walked up to the00:17:00
trash can but it turned out to be empty,00:17:02
it’s strange to drink mine, I was already throwing out the trash00:17:04
and then it dawned on me how could I forget about00:17:07
this,00:17:11
I remembered today I was looking for that according to the course, there00:17:18
was nothing in the refrigerator except yogurt, but as soon as I opened it I heard00:17:21
Andrey, in a panic, I asked everyone for a trash can,00:17:23
because this is his yogurt, Andrey asked to00:17:25
take out the trash, but recently I learned a00:17:27
trick so as not to go down on00:17:29
the street, I left the package on the playground, grandmother00:17:31
Zina, every time it happened that it was her package00:17:33
and threw it out instead of me, and the intensity of the pain because of the00:17:35
hole through which the yogurt00:17:37
spilled didn’t say about it, the case was00:17:41
solved,00:17:43
it’s not great, thank you, I showed Vladik00:17:51
this is the door and he didn’t I stopped admiring00:17:53
my genius, I was pleased, but00:17:56
what’s the point of your investigations, I00:17:58
knew that there is, I’ll tell my brother about all00:18:00
the details, he’s unlikely to be happy, so I00:18:02
wanted to collect it, but Vadik beat me to it,00:18:04
Nugar more took the yogurt and then00:18:06
got scared that he was scolded and threw it in the00:18:08
trash.00:18:09
having touched the model with the garbage of Zinka's grandmother,00:18:11
she is meter old, I thought that the caller you00:18:16
are throwing in musat, pensioners Vadik, these00:18:19
details could have been omitted why this is00:18:21
brilliant, I feel someone will now00:18:23
go apologize to the mountain and00:18:25
nice, she will be glad to hear this00:18:26
story, thank you, Vadik, show up for me00:18:30
it was time to go home,00:18:37
it was a well-deserved day off, I was creeping00:18:39
Volodin at home, my brother had gone somewhere and I00:18:41
could enjoy the silence, but00:18:43
pleasure and 8 for a long time, something00:18:51
happened,00:18:52
help me, they detained me, they brought me to00:18:54
the station, I was scared for my brother and began00:18:57
to ask what happened, it turned out00:18:59
that he was together I went to the cinema with Mazik, where00:19:01
they took a large bottle of cola, Kolya00:19:03
drank it all, then on the way back he00:19:05
really wanted to go to the toilet, not finding anything00:19:07
nearby, he began to urinate around the corner of00:19:09
the house where the police detained him, I00:19:11
breathed a sigh of relief, it turns out nothing00:19:13
serious, they will have a conversation and let00:19:15
me go I hurried to pick up a colleague, often after a couple of00:19:17
hours we fell at his house, I00:19:20
missed that smell there so much, my00:19:23
beloved somehow you missed me very quickly, of00:19:25
course you were tortured to00:19:28
dry bones on the bunk, where did such a pen00:19:30
come from, brother, if you were in my00:19:33
place and so I would have started to bastard00:19:36
only not only for three hours, two hours, and00:19:38
they put you in a cage only because00:19:40
you bit him on the finger, but we00:19:41
just had a conversation and let him go, apparently00:19:44
Kolya, after a couple of hours in the station, he00:19:46
felt like a thief in law, most00:19:47
likely this is a small shock, you should give him00:19:49
time will soon pass in the meantime, if00:19:51
you moved into the kitchen and started eating everything,00:19:53
stuff this plug beavers for the00:19:55
ready, she writes of the Russian house of the region, I00:19:57
arrived just tired, I’m wooden sticking out,00:20:00
or finally a normal cap, they did00:20:03
n’t even feed themselves there with an electric shock, well, they only gave the liver so00:20:05
that you don’t crying behavior brother00:20:08
started to bother me decided to00:20:10
watch him a little colleague acted00:20:12
really very strangely hid00:20:14
github pockets as if someone was00:20:15
planning to take her away then00:20:17
called someone at night visited his sidekick in00:20:23
jail yes I don’t care you understand00:20:26
that it’s yours who it’s from - the doctors grabbed me for you,00:20:31
yes, and you know with this for food,00:20:34
sit, wait, wait, be afraid,00:20:37
probably not the bandits’ lunch is playing,00:20:40
my brother can’t go crazy in three hours00:20:41
and he wouldn’t decorate his00:20:43
friend, I calmed down profil TV and00:20:45
continued to plug in the00:20:46
router - and I only have chips and they never turned it on for me to wipe it off, can00:20:50
you imagine what it’s like for00:20:52
me poor, poor prices it was purely TV I do00:20:56
n’t watch it gave birth to an important one waiting for a00:20:59
cartoon the dog didn’t even00:21:01
visit me the whole time maybe he didn’t00:21:03
know along everything he knew the goat he it’s just that in00:21:06
general, I decided to take revenge on them, we, Sanych, have00:21:09
already discussed everything with what other Sanych,00:21:11
Ssanych, this guy met him on tour,00:21:14
the plan for revenge is already ready, we fill the bag of00:21:17
prayers and insert a firecracker in it, stop00:21:20
stop, and the security officers, what kind of revenge did you sign in the00:21:23
wrong place, now00:21:25
they held it in for a bit station and they let me go, they did00:21:27
n’t speak to me if he didn’t stop, he00:21:30
seriously wanted to start hooliganism, I had to00:21:32
come up with something urgently, I knew00:21:34
my brother well, so the rescue plan didn’t00:21:36
take long to come,00:21:45
they told me00:21:47
someone don’t be afraid to Helen wasn’t afraid00:21:52
why, why you wanted it00:21:54
very wildly, I came to help you call, you don’t00:22:00
need to bring anyone in,00:22:02
they discharged me, I don’t know, okay, you’ve got a00:22:04
husband with him for so many weeks in prison, in short,00:22:08
the river, I thought of everything00:22:10
first, we’ll break it like a00:22:12
kneecap, I don’t want to, it’s just a joke, I’m00:22:17
only in prison for two hours don’t touch00:22:19
his teak00:22:20
essence it’s like a python what’s on the points what you00:22:23
were afraid of now you finally understood it00:22:32
Andrey what do you look Kolya so that00:22:38
this doesn’t happen again in our house there’s no00:22:40
room for bandits00:22:41
so I understand I understand I’m sorry look at me at00:22:47
any price I’ll cut00:22:49
a good one next time it’s better to have a Vadik who’s00:22:52
there not for me this whole prison00:22:54
romance00:22:59
probably everyone likes to eat delicious food I’m no00:23:01
exception I eat a lot and often00:23:03
my brother is the same that’s why it doesn’t stay in our00:23:05
refrigerator for a long time00:23:07
kolyanych hi stop why is the refrigerator00:23:13
empty I went in the morning store that you00:23:19
ate everything Kolya and what could I00:23:22
do I turned on the TV00:23:23
and there they showed the shock passed so she’s00:23:26
hungry she can’t eat so much00:23:28
look at who you look like I00:23:30
disagreed with my brother so much but00:23:32
despite this I’m still slim00:23:34
handsome, I’m not fat, I stopped on the scale a long time ago, it’s00:23:37
very00:23:39
infuriating, it’s more that now from the fire, darling,00:23:47
well, actually, you’re also trampling a lot,00:23:48
look at how extensive your00:23:50
brother is, feeling his belly, art,00:23:53
agreed with me, but you’ve gained excess00:23:55
weight, Andrey suggested going on a diet, I00:23:57
I didn’t want to sit down on anything and00:23:59
resisted for a long time, but suddenly I remembered my00:24:01
school love, the girl Masha, maybe00:24:03
after I lose weight she will immediately00:24:05
pay attention to me, I agreed with my00:24:07
brother not to eat anything, 1 hour went00:24:09
fine, I didn’t even think about food, but00:24:11
soon my stomach started make a sound I00:24:13
wanted to eat00:24:14
decided to get distracted turned on the TV00:24:16
stinky incident there was a cooking show going on00:24:19
switched the channel again of the guide pumping00:24:21
another there was also waiting for me it was flipping00:24:23
through the channels but it was everywhere out of harm's00:24:26
way turned off the TV and pulled00:24:28
while they lived continued to rumble I endured and00:24:30
after some time about the call of the course, I00:24:33
was delighted and the field ran into the kitchen00:24:35
what is corr 100 help healthy food00:24:39
drinking you yourself are vegetables I was very00:24:43
upset because I didn’t like vegetables at all00:24:45
after more than once I’ve had their cats in kindergarten you00:24:47
go with you it’s just nothing morgue00:24:51
juice got in my eye I wasn’t hired, I00:24:56
wanted meat,00:24:57
but my brother worked well and00:24:59
calmly went about his business, I decided00:25:02
to call batik alla my friend, hello,00:25:05
where are you, what are your parents sharing and the pizzeria, oh00:25:11
you lucky guy, bon appetit, just00:25:17
shame on the00:25:18
pizzeria, he would go in as as if00:25:23
he knew that I was on a diet and specifically went to00:25:25
eat pizza today, but I00:25:27
can handle it so as not to think about food, I decided to00:25:29
sleep 8, I definitely don’t want to eat00:25:35
[music]00:25:39
how did you end up here in front of me, there was a00:25:41
delicious juicy slice of pizza lying in front of me,00:25:44
Andrey probably washed it down I was happy about the diet,00:25:46
greedily grabbed the pizza and started to00:25:48
devour it, wake up now something is wrong00:25:51
with it no no that’s a disappointment, let’s00:25:56
ruin this dream that you00:25:59
want to eat toxins, don’t worry, it’s only the00:26:02
first money, then it will be easier,00:26:04
keep it strong Good night continued fluidly00:26:12
Andrei left me and I was left alone with00:26:14
my torment I couldn’t00:26:16
sleep too much I wanted to eat I00:26:18
couldn’t restrain myself and decided to use a00:26:20
trick My brother is probably already asleep, so00:26:22
nothing bad will happen if I have a00:26:24
little snack but I’m in the kitchen I was waiting for a00:26:26
surprise00:26:29
grumpy, a case of color scared me so you00:26:33
should be smart-ass, how ugly from that00:26:36
side, well, I’m sorry, I couldn’t find a place for myself all day, I was00:26:38
only thinking about food and hoped that00:26:41
you wouldn’t find out anything,00:26:42
so I would definitely never do that00:26:44
and what should I do so that you forgive me00:26:57
she takes what you say today00:27:01
we call it the last time and tomorrow on a00:27:03
diet of course after00:27:07
[music]00:27:11
you wanted to watch TV for a long time you00:27:13
couldn’t decide what to choose until you00:27:14
accidentally ended up on a show about00:27:16
motherhood it turned out to be so00:27:17
interesting that we immediately immersed ourselves They00:27:19
didn’t even notice him as several00:27:21
hours passed.00:27:25
and it’s great that you’re watching a show for expectant00:27:27
mothers, why have you finally decided to00:27:30
get married and have children00:27:32
and who will be the mother, I’ve already made an agreement for myself,00:27:34
no one is going to get married, we’re just00:27:36
developing intellectually, you could use it too,00:27:39
thank you, I already know that I’ll be the00:27:41
best father, I Andreyka laughed, he00:27:43
didn’t make much noise, but I was sure that00:27:46
he was no father, he was offended by this and began to argue, but I00:27:49
stood at the wedding after the oath, I’ll tell00:27:51
you how you’ll sleep, but listened00:28:01
[music]00:28:04
come here, why am I just you’re the first to00:28:14
do school work the fact that he didn’t give the standards of the00:28:26
EU culture, so I’m stupidly preparing this00:28:28
in mathematics, a00:28:31
real man should be able to do everything, well,00:28:35
nothing now, I’m with you dad, I was00:28:43
without him back, his type00:28:45
didn’t like the story, I started to prove that I would be00:28:47
Nastya’s best father, but the guys just00:28:49
sprayed their wombs00:28:50
0 0 you made me laugh, better listen to how00:28:54
everything will really be00:28:55
and why am I again to my son, it’s just that you00:29:02
look more like a child than anyone else, so listen to00:29:05
the story further, dad, I was walking, it00:29:06
seemed like you could fix it,00:29:08
well, show me now, the folder will do everything,00:29:17
but00:29:19
my hold on it 100:29:26
[music]00:29:30
apparently doesn’t work but I was offended by the model00:29:38
I didn’t like the story I agree00:29:40
I’m a little crooked but not to the same00:29:42
extent at this time the water also started00:29:44
our argument didn’t start to prove that he is the00:29:46
best father my brother and I laughed00:29:48
Vladik you should be nervous too you00:29:52
shouldn’t be a father and a mouth, just don’t00:29:57
forget to put on00:29:59
why now you can chew them and00:30:01
be triple at the same time, in general,00:30:04
you’re00:30:05
going to immediately call a bunch of maniacs down the street here,00:30:08
okay,00:30:11
they’re what you’re worried about, you00:30:13
don’t have a question argue young man money these00:30:15
bits poor Germana true so hid it so00:30:17
that the sky is the edge00:30:21
that you need I need all the fits00:30:24
what kind of money I don’t have a penny for me you00:30:28
live or smell an old friend maybe00:30:30
more precisely and then you decided to fool me00:30:32
and remembered the diet or maybe and you00:30:38
want us loudly like this without Andrei00:30:49
Vadik was angry with us00:30:51
then they continued the argument again, everyone00:30:53
tried to prove that we could because of our screams00:30:55
we were told the size of my folder is zen00:31:01
excuse us from the database we are just00:31:03
arguing which of you is the best father magician00:31:06
parents don’t make me laugh you are small,00:31:09
and for this, what does small mean? I'm already00:31:11
grown-up larvae,00:31:12
you didn't beat me here, she be, yes, thank you, I did00:31:15
n't hear again,00:31:24
well, quickly, march to the corner and I understood you, and00:31:28
you are not a handsome boy, who are you,00:31:31
and am I this friend, or, well, quickly home so that00:31:35
I don’t see you here, I understand Grandma Zinka00:31:39
screamed for a while00:31:41
and went to watch her TV. I stood00:31:43
in the corner and was afraid to move, that’s when00:31:46
I realized that everyone was dressed better than Grandma00:31:48
Zinka, shrimp, and you only want to get00:31:50
good grades, if so then00:31:53
like and subscribe to the channel00:31:55
legs don’t like and subscribe yourself00:31:58
I wouldn’t check if I were you that if00:32:00
it was evening we chatted with Vadik on00:32:02
the phone and discussed the new episode of our00:32:04
favorite series Masha, of course, in vain left00:32:06
Oleg for hers and I’m only talking to with him00:32:08
she was happy, here's the goofy girls, we would00:32:10
have talked about this topic for a very long time,00:32:12
Dick interrupted me and00:32:14
asked if they had done their biology assignment,00:32:16
I shuddered, the fact is that recently the00:32:18
biology teacher forgot our00:32:19
presentation, I would have scored as usual and00:32:21
did nothing, but in this time I wanted to00:32:23
give my all 100 percent because00:32:25
the teacher promised us that those who00:32:27
get a good grade will go on00:32:28
excursions to St. Petersburg today because00:32:30
only 20 still have a whole week to00:32:32
write how to00:32:35
take 26 tomorrow, it turns out I’m again00:32:39
also at the presentation for later and I do00:32:40
n’t pay for the prefix I noticed how the days flew by00:32:42
I really wanted to get to St. Petersburg and00:32:44
in order to prepare the presentation I00:32:45
would have to work all night but00:32:48
nothing came to mind I tensed up and started00:32:50
writing for work I didn’t notice how00:32:52
morning came on00:32:53
the road woods weather00:32:56
Peter wrote what time how much00:32:59
time should I write should I write sand? now00:33:02
ok yes I'm ok I'm ok and I'm00:33:07
ok I'll fall into what order00:33:11
you don't look very good you didn't sleep all00:33:14
night no I didn't sleep I came for a presentation school I00:33:18
need to write quickly write write write to00:33:22
myself I'd like to call you no you can't sleep sleep00:33:31
I wanted to find it badly that dad can00:33:33
look at me and I finished this work00:33:35
I need a copy a lot of coffee cooler I00:33:39
think you went a little too far with coffee00:33:41
no no everything is fine well that’s still not00:33:49
enough okay I’ll go on00:33:53
working again I sat down at the computer again and00:33:56
continued writing my eyes closed on their own I was00:33:58
very afraid to fall asleep, I tried to00:34:00
glue my eyes with tape so that they wouldn’t00:34:02
close completely, nothing happened,00:34:03
maybe a cold shower would help me.00:34:10
you just decided to cool off, listen, I see00:34:15
that you want to sleep, don’t torture yourself,00:34:19
no, all the ancestors, I need to work,00:34:22
well, as you know, there was very little left,00:34:26
perhaps, and I’ll even have time to sleep, and then00:34:29
St. Petersburg is waiting for me, but my fingers stopped00:34:31
obeying me and bro screamed double00:34:33
kolyanych what are you You haven’t moved for ten minutes00:34:37
and you’re looking at one point, didn’t it00:34:39
seem to yourself that you urgently need to00:34:42
sleep, be surprised that I want to sleep,00:34:45
but first of all, I’m standing on the other side, that00:34:49
I asked Andrey not to distract me and00:34:51
concentrated on the presentation, and after00:34:54
a while, that’s all I was ready, sent the00:34:56
assignment for checking and finally went to bed.00:34:58
I soon woke up,00:35:00
slept well and was in a great mood. I was00:35:02
immediately stupid that the teacher had already00:35:04
checked my presentation and gave me a 10.00:35:07
I was happy, I’ll go to St. Petersburg. I was happy, I00:35:10
started packing my things, they gave me a 10, and I00:35:16
rub Peter and when you are driving in an00:35:20
hour or so they walk here like this you won’t00:35:23
go Peter how why did you sleep for two00:35:26
days Vadik came to pick up the house but didn’t know00:35:29
that Peter was going out so he didn’t wake00:35:31
you up what the heck I slept00:35:40
on the day off but I I've been sad lately, I've been00:35:42
haunted by continuous failures,00:35:54
that sucks,00:35:56
clearly the question is on00:36:07
[music]00:36:15
grandfather will have to wait for Andrey,00:36:27
what happened, some kind of garbage, come back and00:36:30
the result is that you're near the elevator, garbage of00:36:34
steel, you see evil always comes back,00:36:37
don't do it again, so it wasn't closed, it00:37:02
turned out 9 didn't go in00:37:13
I was playing hard and I was in00:37:17
the dark, my mood was at zero and00:37:18
only my favorite hot tea helped00:37:20
me relax, Kolyanych, I’m just00:37:28
you, my corpse, he didn’t see, no, he didn’t see, you’re00:37:30
completely confused, why be so frightening,00:37:32
why shine behind your things00:37:34
insidiously, why are you listening so crazy?00:37:37
all sorts of [ __ ] is happening to me, something is completely00:37:39
unlucky for me, word ears, maybe you’ve00:37:42
cursed yourself,00:37:44
cursed you’re a little tense, just kidding, Lebanese come00:37:48
to my work, I thought about my00:37:51
brother’s words, what if I was really00:37:52
cursed, only who could it be Vadik00:37:55
for sure, it’s most likely in one holds00:37:57
a grudge against me because I invited us00:37:59
here, not the girl he was secretly00:38:00
in love with, even though she refused, but00:38:02
we’re still offended here anyway, now I’ll00:38:05
sort it out with him, and hello to you too, come in two00:38:12
ticks, why do I have no one’s hand? and didn’t00:38:15
curse00:38:16
oh, you’re just jealous because I00:38:18
invited Alya for a walk, you like her, I do00:38:20
n’t like her, I’m cold, I00:38:23
understand I was wrong, sorry buddy, and00:38:25
now with them the curse they checked,00:38:28
go sleep Kolya,00:38:32
Vladik can00:38:34
pretend to be a fool all he wants, but I don’t do that00:38:36
I’ll leave the war so the war I revered00:38:38
the curses and black magic of voodoo00:38:40
and now it’s time to experience it, everyone put on00:38:43
the Vadik, so you will remove the curse,00:38:46
Pole, wait, you don’t understand what you’re00:38:51
talking about in response to this, I feel it,00:38:53
but I also00:39:01
felt nothing like that, who didn’t00:39:02
Chupa Chups found I I’ll call you back magic I’ll turn00:39:07
out to be complete [ __ ]00:39:08
in order to take revenge on Vadik I need to00:39:10
come up with something else exactly I need a00:39:13
professional, a true master of his00:39:14
craft, soon I found him it turns out to00:39:17
highlight the great one at home and you can not00:39:21
talk and you don’t tell the icon00:39:23
yes I would introduce myself over the phone00:39:25
tell me what happened to you, I started00:39:28
talking about my problems,00:39:29
both of them are wild and about what I was cursed with,00:39:31
you know, I immediately felt a dick on the00:39:34
river in your house, really, let’s go here, you00:39:40
feel it, but there’s no dark energy, wait,00:39:44
you’re talking about this dark energy, the smell is excellent,00:39:50
roll it on and this is for you this is not a joke, this is a00:39:52
serious matter, the psychic said that it was urgent to00:39:55
remove the curse for this, he00:39:57
boiled water in a saucepan, lit a candle and00:39:59
we began the ritual, give me your00:40:01
hand,00:40:02
now we will cast the spells,00:40:04
repeat after me, are you ready,00:40:15
we said the spells, of course I00:40:18
burned my hand,00:40:19
but it was worth it the psychic also00:40:21
cleared the energy throughout the apartment,00:40:22
now I felt much better,00:40:25
the day of the great turned out to be a real00:40:26
professional, so I gave him all the00:40:28
money that I could find my brother and we00:40:30
said goodbye after that, I called00:40:32
Vadik, but I got rid of my curse,00:40:36
field, you already got what a curse about Why00:40:38
don’t you curse, well, why did I ask00:40:41
your girl on a date, which field and00:40:43
she called me and I like it somehow, but she00:40:48
seems to have made a mistake, the bespectacled00:40:50
man, where is my money and I’ll call you back,00:41:00
you feel the bespectacled one about this soon, I’m00:41:07
sure you go to the address and mother and it was so00:41:10
simple00:41:12
it was a winter morning I was lying on the sofa00:41:14
and dreaming today I had a dream in00:41:17
which I killed a little rabbit my00:41:19
happiness knew no bounds I decided to tell00:41:21
about the rabbit about my brother00:41:22
Andrey you can’t imagine how the roots of the dream I00:41:25
had a dream in which you bought yourself00:41:27
new ones socks are00:41:28
actually not new, the seller said that00:41:31
this batch of us coke nanotechnology legs is00:41:33
not understood thanks to the guntel ation on the00:41:35
turret of your glasses, what do you know, in short, I00:41:38
went off topic00:41:39
today I dreamed that I had00:41:41
a rabbit and I realized that I wanted to have one in00:41:43
real life Kolya What kind of rabbit are you? You00:41:46
can’t handle an ordinary egg. I can’t00:41:48
handle it. You underestimate me.00:41:51
Well, jack no. I put it on let's do it,00:41:54
if nothing happens to the egg and00:41:56
nothing happens to it for the whole day, then I'll give00:41:58
you a rabbit secret question as soon as00:42:01
you save it, soon you'll have to go after00:42:04
my new friend, time will tell, but for now, here00:42:06
you go and the bodies, you're a complete fool.00:42:10
this egg, it should be safe and00:42:12
sound in the evening, I'll come back and check it out,00:42:14
it's00:42:16
funny, my brother thinks that I ca00:42:19
n't handle my face, but I'm the neatest one,00:42:20
so everything will be fine, we'll be in00:42:25
broth, I took another egg, well, let's00:42:28
start eating, I had one If it were a rabbit, the00:42:30
first thing I would do is feed it while I was looking00:42:32
for a carrot, the egg of the word broke,00:42:35
better case, as for the ring that there are00:42:38
still eggs in stock, and first you need to00:42:40
get rid of all the evidence, now you are a crypt00:42:56
and I will sing you a lullaby Vasok00:42:58
Usha Bayu, don’t lie down on the edge a little00:43:02
gray top will come and yoga will go to hell, a little00:43:09
gray top will come and devour you, damn00:43:12
something is completely unlucky for you, your last00:43:18
hope, don’t let me down,00:43:20
I won’t touch you, you just00:43:22
watch and I’ll play,00:43:23
maybe at least then you’ll stay alive,00:43:26
half an hour has passed, eat everything okay I00:43:29
was proud of myself, in an hour I would complete a difficult00:43:31
mission in the game and I was in seventh heaven,00:43:33
smiling with the dome of my palms and jumping,00:43:36
but suddenly something stabbed me in my ass and00:43:38
then I realized that I was a crooked ass hand-ass I00:43:41
had to borrow testicles from Baba Zina,00:43:43
now I decided to just sit on the couch and00:43:45
do nothing so that nothing happens to him,00:43:47
two hours later Andrei returned00:43:49
home, he was surprised, he was not holding a00:43:51
whole egg in his hands, well, Kolya of the night handsome, I’ll be00:43:54
honest, I doubted you, but you00:43:57
handled it differently and I can’t be, I00:43:59
said that on You can00:44:00
rely on me, you can’t argue with this, in short,00:44:03
although the way is home and I’ll soon be back00:44:06
to judge, I was tormented because I deceived my brother,00:44:09
but the block roller is at stake00:44:10
and when Andrey returned, my conscience00:44:12
left me, I forgot about everything, my brother bought for00:44:14
me a very cute little rabbit00:44:16
beyond words how happy I will be00:44:18
he hello thank you very much00:44:20
you really are nothing for nothing you did a great job of00:44:23
the year you coped with the task00:44:27
your girlfriend gave you her eggs today and00:44:31
now I’m the first to do I hope you’ll00:44:33
turn it around with interest Baba Zina you’re on00:44:36
time as always don’t worry I’ll00:44:38
return everything to my mother you00:44:40
'll be left to beat your bells, oh, you cunning,00:44:43
bespectacled fellow, explain nothing, no damage00:44:46
Andrey, I really wanted Astafiev's rabbit, I00:44:50
won't give you pet stores, I was00:45:04
thinking, maybe it's too early for me to have a00:45:06
pet, you don't need a horizontal bar for the elderberry, you do00:45:09
n't need the inbox, everything will come in handy,00:45:11
take it, you'll definitely make friends. and I’m00:45:15
already like before 12,00:45:17
although I’m not the only one, I’m running to00:45:24
you, what a nerd,00:45:29
I met a girl on the Internet, her00:45:31
name was Isabelle, we’ve been corresponding with her for a long time,00:45:35
we’ve never seen each other and I forget how much I00:45:37
liked that I I’ve already dreamed of how we’ll00:45:38
get married and live together, you’re alive, you’re00:45:42
living alive, you can’t even dream about00:45:45
what you’re dreaming about back home where we’re increasingly on00:45:47
the Internet, well done, well, how did you go for a walk,00:45:51
no, you’re pissing a little, you’re a kid who00:45:54
doesn’t make white underpants, let’s call00:45:57
I began to resist her, although I dreamed of00:46:00
meeting her, they forgot, but I was afraid that I could00:46:01
ruin everything and she would no longer want to00:46:03
communicate with me, I held on until the last,00:46:05
my brother was on the drain, so soon I00:46:07
dialed her number comfort Andrey, she00:46:12
said what should I do, well, first of all,00:46:15
say hello00:46:16
like this they definitely forgot hello this is the fields yes the00:46:22
same bespectacled guy I was thinking how they would00:46:27
say that don’t be stupid00:46:29
tell me you don’t know any good00:46:32
cream for acne pimples eggs find out today00:46:40
Andrey today why are you00:46:43
asking me of course let’s see me today00:46:51
what I have a place for you to00:46:55
go for a walk, go for hot water, it00:46:58
started today I have a date with a00:46:59
real girl, I have to show00:47:01
myself in all my glory and the most important thing is not00:47:03
to embarrass myself, so I immediately hid all00:47:05
my toys, went to the mirror, I was00:47:08
beautiful and confident in myself,00:47:10
you calm down and calmly calm00:47:17
don’t worry I’ll help you I00:47:20
calmed down a little and we started preparing00:47:22
Andrei said that the first thing we need to do is00:47:24
wash the floors in the house00:47:25
after that I sorted out the dishes and00:47:27
then took out the trash washed the clothes and at the00:47:32
moment when I was cleaning the toilet I00:47:34
had doubts Andrey, why do00:47:37
we have this debt? We seemed to want to00:47:39
arrange a romantic evening, but in the end I’m doing00:47:41
general cleaning when you00:47:43
want to impress isabel,00:47:44
imagine she wants to00:47:46
cover it, she’ll see that the toilet is shiny and00:47:49
thereby understand that you’re a good owner,00:47:51
exactly, you’re right Andryukha, I thought that my brother00:47:56
is helping me, but when he asked me to sew up the00:47:58
holes in him, I realized that he was00:48:00
just using me, I told him that I would00:48:02
do everything myself, my brother wished him good luck and left, and I00:48:05
decided to cook dinner, I found some00:48:07
magazine with recipes and started cooking00:48:09
pasta to finish water to a boil and I00:48:21
tried to keep cool, I was00:48:23
calm, I was calm, I made a marriage of00:48:25
pasta and ordered food on the Internet, there wasn’t00:48:28
enough dessert, I found a box of00:48:30
candies and put it on 100, the candies00:48:33
beckoned me so much that in the end I couldn’t00:48:34
resist and tried one, then00:48:37
another then it lasted again and again00:48:39
until the box ran out of00:48:41
candy, well, it’s okay, but she’ll be00:48:43
slim; for a romantic dinner, I need00:48:45
champagne, but since I don’t have it,00:48:47
I put a bottle of kefir on the table, the00:48:49
kefir is delicious, Isabelle will appreciate it, I00:48:51
freshened up the room a little for just fresh myself everything00:48:54
was ready, all that was left was to wait for00:48:55
my beloved,00:48:57
several hours passed,00:49:02
and who is he and forget something, I’ve been00:49:13
waiting for you for three hours already for your dogs00:49:16
birthday, okay, I’m not angry, but of course it’s00:49:19
wear and tear, after all, I was wrong about you, goodbye to00:49:23
me no more write to delete there are friends and00:49:25
these are taking away yours although there is no oks so00:49:30
right away I was upset it was all in vain and00:49:35
they forgot I was abandoned I sat and was sad00:49:37
until my brother Kolya returned, how did it00:49:42
all go it didn’t come more00:49:45
sympathizing with my brother but you don’t be upset00:49:48
apparently and until at the end of my life I’ll be andy00:49:51
no, you’ll still find a good girl, she’s00:49:53
just not worthy of you,00:49:55
maybe you’re right, I’m definitely right,00:49:57
you’ll see, and you ordered a bat, well,00:50:01
what’s the point now, well, I’ve forgotten about it,00:50:03
but it looks like I won’t give up, and00:50:13
bros, if you’re like me often hang out00:50:16
on the Internet, give it a like, let's00:50:17
see how many of us there are,00:50:19
and if you subscribe and turn on00:50:21
the bell, then your parents won't00:50:22
forbid you to watch my videos today I'm00:50:25
tired as never before, I was sore, the thing is00:50:28
that I fell asleep in the first lesson and00:50:30
slept all day like that in the end, I sat my00:50:32
ass and now I need to sit down again00:50:33
to do my homework, well, no, I deserve00:50:36
a rest, so I threw away my backpack and collapsed on the00:50:38
sofa, I’d rather do other00:50:40
useful things, hang out on the Internet,00:50:41
watch TV shows and play games,00:50:43
especially since my brother is not at home, which means no one is with me00:50:45
it would interfere, I was ready to watch my00:50:48
favorite series, but something went wrong,00:50:50
the series didn’t want to load, I kept00:50:52
waiting and waiting, nothing happened, I decided to00:50:54
turn it on on the computer, it didn’t00:50:56
work either, apparently it was on the Internet, had it really00:50:58
died, I got worried, I decided to00:51:01
call my brother00:51:02
Andrey us on the Internet,00:51:05
yes, I know they have preventive maintenance today,00:51:07
so the Internet will be available until the00:51:08
evening, but now only sounds are the goal of00:51:11
Kolyanych, everything is fine, I’m fine, just00:51:15
what should I do with everyone all this time without00:51:17
the Internet,00:51:18
I’ll go crazy, why weren’t they warned00:51:20
at all, this ad was posted on00:51:22
you didn’t see the entire entrance you seem to00:51:25
remember00:51:27
but [music]00:51:31
dreamland actively shadows to be afraid00:51:39
of00:51:41
but I forgot just while I was in shock00:51:49
the hardest test awaited me to live a00:51:51
day without the Internet and you know I was00:51:53
scared okay deep breath the main thing is don’t00:51:59
panic I can handle it I can handle it00:52:02
I can handle it, I tried to pull myself together,00:52:16
I calmed down a little and started at home, what00:52:18
people usually do without the Internet, I00:52:20
definitely came up with it if you managed00:52:22
to look, then I can read the book00:52:24
Andrey said that it’s practically the00:52:26
same thing, I lay down on the sofa and started reading,00:52:28
but it wasn’t as easy as It seems at00:52:30
first glance that00:52:31
I felt very tired and00:52:33
wanted to sleep too much, I didn’t get00:52:44
confused and transferred, I gave up on this00:52:48
idea and decided to do something else00:52:50
with something creative, for example,00:52:52
drawing, I’ll definitely draw myself in an hour,00:52:55
everything was ready, they were poorly cast, and00:52:59
now this drawing will make me happy00:53:01
every day,00:53:02
what else to do, maybe00:53:04
take a walk down the street, I got dressed and00:53:06
went for a walk,00:53:09
well, I was wrong, it’s cold, it’s better to00:53:13
sit at home, I’ll sit outside, it wasn’t the00:53:16
best weather for a walk, so I00:53:18
quickly pulled the trigger00:53:19
and wrapped myself in a blanket, soon I00:53:21
returned home brother great Kolya but how do00:53:23
they pass on a day without the Internet hi00:53:25
Andrey just died horribly from boredom00:53:28
and you don’t know the losses doesn’t work yet00:53:30
unfortunately not yet you have an excellent00:53:33
portrait of Arkady Ukupnik you yourself drew00:53:36
what which Arkady Ukupnik is actually00:53:39
me oh yeah just the spitting image00:53:42
of what a stupid laugh, okay, they’re00:53:45
still angry, I just can’t think of anything to00:53:48
do, tell me, how can you even live00:53:50
without the Internet,00:53:51
it looks like you’re addicted, but believe me,00:53:54
bro, there are a lot of cool things to do00:53:57
without the Internet,00:53:58
for example, well, for example, you can play a00:54:02
board game we have I’ll bring it now00:54:05
we played a board game it was one00:54:07
of the best days with my brother the game turned out to be00:54:09
so interesting that I even forgot about the00:54:11
Internet you were right Andrey this is00:54:13
really interesting I didn’t even00:54:14
notice how time flew by I agree00:54:16
now I understand that you can spend00:54:18
time without the Internet I for example, it’s00:54:20
not necessary at all, well, why give another batch,00:54:23
but the Internet is working,00:54:28
you know where I need to check my mail00:54:31
Andrey, the00:54:34
costs are also said by the Internet and we00:54:37
can’t yeah00:54:39
[music]00:54:45
winter holidays have finally started, Vadik and I00:54:47
had a really cool time, that’s all00:54:48
not my second,00:54:51
today we staged a massacre in country music,00:54:53
I played very well, it’s a little worse,00:54:55
but that didn’t stop us from creating our00:54:57
own team about killers, although it00:54:59
only had two people walking there,00:55:02
three kittens hitherto, that’s where the camera was then00:55:07
still here in Odessa,00:55:16
what such tenko our affairs were going great, I was00:55:21
even able to wound 1 enter, shot00:55:23
three already,00:55:24
but soon our luck left us for the00:55:26
enemy team, a real monster came in for the enemy team,00:55:28
he won the first round, we couldn’t do00:55:30
anything about it, our nerves were on00:55:32
edge00:55:40
[music]00:55:42
I’m killed now00:56:00
[music ]00:56:09
cooler you00:56:10
can’t kiss him on Vadik this00:56:14
war and war is a waste of an00:56:17
hour we’ll deal with him in the end I couldn’t00:56:20
stand it I started arguing with him in the game00:56:22
chat I hoped that I could intimidate and00:56:24
undermine his morale but this player00:56:26
turned out to be not cool in the end we had00:56:28
a quarrel Vadik also wanted to00:56:30
say a couple of affectionate things, but instead he00:56:31
burst into tears and decided it was better not to interfere,00:56:33
but you yourself, but you have four00:56:36
fields, everything is clear with you, I dug around,00:56:39
it seems I can hack his profile,00:56:40
delete all progress, it00:56:41
will do great, but I’m so strong I was angry at00:56:45
this guy so that he was ready to do anything just00:56:46
to take revenge on him, well, I found his00:56:50
home address, profiles, he lives nearby00:56:52
and you really know what this means Tula,00:56:56
we go to him, I’m in these, I somehow00:57:04
went to the switch in the end 500:57:06
white guys attacked me 5 well yes plus00:57:10
minus00:57:12
[music]00:57:18
so camera I need you Vadik was00:57:21
very afraid to go home to this guy00:57:23
he wasn’t going to but I was00:57:25
serious so the Vatican had no choice of00:57:27
way back no you’re ready we’re not doing it we00:57:37
went way after some time00:57:39
we arrived at the right address, made our way00:57:41
along the water, hid behind my back and suddenly we00:57:43
saw a schoolboy,00:57:44
he was having fun, but I didn’t really care anymore, because00:57:47
I knew that this schoolboy was much more dangerous00:57:49
than an adult man, now I hid behind00:57:51
Vadik’s back and my friend00:57:52
The schoolboy laughed, he didn’t understand what was happening, we00:58:12
started,00:58:13
Vadik’s finger seemed to be broken, and I00:58:15
most likely can forget about Vadik’s children00:58:17
if they ask who, we’ll say that he00:58:19
was 2 meters tall and weighed 150 kilograms.00:58:28
catching up with the00:58:31
New Year holidays were already over and I was00:58:33
finally able to get some sleep I woke up in00:58:35
my warm bed00:58:36
so that I wouldn’t understand what I was doing on the floor, it’s very00:58:39
strange because I remember exactly how it was yesterday,00:58:40
wait, what happened yesterday I was scared at00:58:43
all I didn’t remember anything my head00:58:45
hurts terribly I need to find out from Andrey00:58:47
but he immediately disappeared somewhere, I searched the00:58:49
whole room and still couldn’t find my brother, I don’t00:58:51
understand anything, maybe Andrey is at work,00:58:53
although he doesn’t have a day off, I00:58:55
decided to call him, suddenly I heard the sound of a00:58:57
siren, I [ __ ] myself and quickly00:58:59
hid, but Selena didn’t stop, I decided to00:59:01
check where is this sound coming from,00:59:03
it turns out that it’s my brother’s cell phone, why am00:59:07
I signing up for you on the phone while I’m00:59:08
sitting,00:59:09
thinking about the body, line up, we’re also going, we’re going, I’ll00:59:15
rewrite you00:59:17
will now have a pie in my phone with the bald ones,00:59:19
and I was very angry,00:59:22
my brother was lucky that he wasn’t around, it00:59:24
would have been exactly like that my head was cracked okay, I00:59:26
got distracted, I need to find some evidence,00:59:28
in the end I only found the garbage, I collected it, but it00:59:30
was okay to take it out into the street, it doesn’t matter, I have a00:59:32
worked out scheme00:59:34
and is it really possible that a zombie has started talking, wait, why did00:59:45
I even decide that it was a zombie, maybe it was this, and00:59:58
what am I in general? I don’t remember the country I immediately don’t01:00:05
remember01:00:07
Andrey was very cold on the balcony01:00:09
so I prepared hot tea for him01:00:11
brother tried to remember what happened yesterday01:00:13
wait01:00:14
we returned yesterday parties well that’s good01:00:22
yes I agree just loudly and twitch this01:00:25
woman Zina is visiting overnight no I I also01:00:34
remembered something, we were hungry and01:00:35
Andrei offered to have dinner, I didn’t01:00:37
refuse and we ate culturally. We01:00:39
spent a good year together. I agree01:00:42
Nikolai,01:00:43
oh, how they fly, when was that really how it01:00:46
was,01:00:54
sister, yes, there01:00:56
was an action,01:00:59
we probably sat for a very long time, I remember01:01:02
how in the end you began to fall asleep01:01:05
now hundreds of mandrin brush his01:01:08
Andrey here and at 100 completely think01:01:20
now still01:01:21
Andrey Andrey wake up after that I01:01:28
carried you to the crib that you were carrying me and01:01:31
why did I then wake up on the balcony well01:01:34
maybe the rear nad yes of course and also and01:01:37
tied himself up and put the bag on his head01:01:40
there was a problem,01:01:41
we began to think about how this could01:01:43
happen, not me, not Andrey,01:01:45
couldn’t remember anything else,01:01:47
suddenly my brother decided to check the photos on01:01:48
his phone, maybe there’s something there01:01:50
and he wasn’t mistaken, look at the01:01:58
smelly incident, I think I remembered01:02:02
I tried to wake you up but you did01:02:04
n’t react at all then I dragged you to the01:02:06
balcony so you could get some fresh air01:02:08
from being invigorated, it didn’t help then I decided to01:02:10
have a little fun on 2 yesterday this01:02:12
idea seemed funny to me but today it’s01:02:14
not so funny I took a couple of photos01:02:16
and then I I wanted something small on01:02:18
the way to the toilet, I tripped, hit01:02:19
my head,01:02:20
the knife cut off. sti topic it was fun mocking my01:02:23
brother Andrey I was just01:02:25
joking01:02:26
I’m also funny now oh oh and often it hasn’t01:02:35
even been a minute yet from a friend’s wife01:02:37
sit and think about your behavior and01:02:39
then we’ll talk about the sorcerer good luck to you and01:02:53
[music]01:03:01
[music]01:03:05
today we celebrated Zinka's grandmother's birthday01:03:07
after the holiday, my mood was, to put it01:03:09
mildly, not very good,01:03:10
we stand at parties why is there no one01:03:15
from the fish, but for now Zinka generally fell asleep01:03:17
in the middle of the holiday, okay, Kolya, daddy is01:03:19
already old, she’s already a good guy so01:03:21
she could strengthen her a little, well, you’re right01:03:23
people and you know, she was a childhood Zolla,01:03:26
at least I was able to erase a piece of the cake Olya,01:03:29
I hope the gift and didn’t steal what gift01:03:31
for some reason you, of course not, how01:03:34
could you even think that I01:03:36
continued to complain to Andrey about the01:03:38
boring party, but I tried to01:03:40
convince me Kolyanych on you I can’t understand01:03:43
what it’s like to be old, I’ll look at01:03:45
your birthday in 50 years, I’m01:03:46
sure it will be even worse work, no, I01:03:49
’ll call an animator in a suit, they’ll order a01:03:52
chocolate one and a half, I’ll invite people from01:03:54
all over the street and I’ll blow their heads off, yes, yes,01:03:57
tell me fairy tales here yourself01:03:59
you'll see, knowing you, you'll01:04:02
have something like this, everyone,01:04:05
hello, my name is Nikolai01:04:06
Aleksandrovich, I'm a retired bachelor and I01:04:09
still live with my brother Andrey, for some reason01:04:16
he didn't respond, I went in search of something,01:04:19
my brother, in his old age, began01:04:21
to think poorly one day he I got lost01:04:23
got lost in my own apartment,01:04:25
I finally found Andrey sitting on the cross,01:04:27
he didn’t move and didn’t respond to my screams,01:04:29
we didn’t get terribly01:04:41
scared to the point of [ __ ], I say I thought you were a catch, it01:04:45
would be better if I led the blasphemy, you’re not01:04:48
tired of living like that, you’re almost 65 years old still01:04:51
lives with me from me, even my wife01:04:53
has moved out, my children don’t want to come,01:04:56
my great-grandchildren are so silent, in short, I’m01:04:58
tired of everything, forgive me,01:05:01
or the devil is your forgiveness 3g,01:05:04
I say forgive me, I didn’t understand me, so01:05:14
that I can waste less dust on you,01:05:17
but the old fart is leading you everything is like renu,01:05:24
how good it is to retire, you don’t have to work,01:05:27
do what you want, but despite my01:05:29
old age, I spent every day01:05:31
usefully, talked to the TV,01:05:33
grumbled out the window at street children, slept01:05:35
wherever possible and made phone01:05:38
pranks, this is a zoo, there is no country, why did you01:05:43
pick up the phone? sat down for two extras01:05:47
if you want it’s not a problem I’ll arrange it now I01:05:53
just wanted to say goodbye01:05:55
and they refresh you Kolyanych I don’t have the strength01:05:58
to endure myself anymore goodbye01:06:07
this is what happens now I’m alone I feel01:06:10
sad is it really brother cinema I do01:06:13
n’t have money I spent everything01:06:15
to buy 500 balloons and01:06:17
fly them to Australia, this01:06:18
grandiose idea failed in my soul, I01:06:21
was lonely, nothing could01:06:22
cheer me up, even the street children were already01:06:25
tired of my screams, they began to01:06:26
take retaliatory actions and01:06:28
threw dirt at me, everyone turned their backs on me01:06:30
and I was left alone for the rest of01:06:32
my days, the end of what then the sad01:06:35
story is that I’ll be alone all my life,01:06:38
okay, don’t be scared, Kolya, it’s01:06:40
just a joke, not a funny joke, well,01:06:43
you know, every joke has some truth,01:06:45
think about it, went too far a little bit,01:06:51
joked, it will cover everything, you will have a01:06:54
family and children and parents, well, I won’t01:06:57
leave you, probably really, really, really, I’m01:07:00
sorry, I forgive you, no, you don’t understand01:07:05
[music]01:07:13
finally, now at least I can enjoy the01:07:16
silence of the gas.01:07:21
it was Saturday my day off was01:07:23
very fun the whole morning I watched the01:07:25
boats at the foal01:07:32
I would have admired the boats until the evening but01:07:35
I was disturbed by a call from my friend Vadik01:07:37
asked for help I am always ready to help out a01:07:39
friend for today it was already01:07:41
planned so I had to01:07:42
refuse I told Vadik that I was very busy01:07:45
important things according to you, boats are01:07:47
important things, as I saw your photos on01:07:52
VKontakte, do you01:07:55
want me to be without how, but is it so01:07:58
difficult to help then I won’t do your homework for you01:08:00
anymore, I dream of helping you, they were01:08:05
moving forward, I ran to a friend in the field,01:08:09
it turns out that today Vadik is participating in the01:08:11
city m 5 and in physics,01:08:12
no one has to look after his dog,01:08:14
so I’ll have to feed it and walk it. The01:08:16
dog’s name was land and he01:08:18
showed me where the food was and about it, and01:08:20
I understood for sure, I look like a fool,01:08:24
yes I understand, I understand, feed Emelya every01:08:29
three hours and walk the color for sure. and01:08:33
walking, the main thing is to stay here, otherwise it’s01:08:36
difficult to cope with him, I’m actually01:08:38
telling your dog, well, it’s time for me to01:08:41
quickly get into some, I lived with a friend of01:08:43
good luck and saw him off, I forgot01:08:46
how long after I need to feed them, well,01:08:48
nothing bad will happen if he01:08:50
eat now will be now01:08:54
bon appetit the dog was01:08:57
obedient so I decided to relax a little01:08:58
watched cartoons and ate01:09:01
kirieshki01:09:05
interesting exchange rate sounds along the way01:09:11
this dog food 100 and what should I01:09:14
eat then and my mile of food I decided to01:09:18
take a little nap so cozy words can’t describe01:09:21
but suddenly what - she shot me in the head01:09:22
and I immediately remembered about the quince emelya, I forgot the01:09:25
dog, you will quickly take01:09:28
the leash and go for01:09:30
a walk with the emelya, we had a great time with him,01:09:32
I was telling a funny life story and01:09:34
when we came to the clearing I wanted to take off the01:09:36
leash to sing and frolicked, but they01:09:38
disappeared, I got nervous, my01:09:40
eye twitched, because what should I do now, I can’t01:09:47
waste a minute, I hurried to my brother, when I got01:09:49
home, Andrey was hanging out on the phone, I01:09:51
told him everything and he just laughed at01:09:54
me, the01:09:55
notes Kolyanych, you [ __ ] it up, we’re not01:09:58
worried, maybe we’ll find him again what if01:10:01
there’s no one, what then, but there’s only one01:10:04
option Vladik will kill you, not all is lost, we’ll01:10:10
post up the phenomena, someone will find01:10:12
your dog,01:10:13
thanks Andryukha, the half-demon01:10:17
[ __ ] up the dog, since I did01:10:20
n’t have any photographs, I had to make an identikit,01:10:22
it looks like they’ll be similar, I printed everything out and01:10:25
I went in search of the dog, I posted01:10:27
advertisements everywhere I could, but01:10:29
unfortunately no one called me, I’m a complete01:10:39
idiot, that’s how I could forget to write the01:10:42
phone number, I didn’t know what to01:10:47
do now and decided to go back to Vadik because I’ll01:10:49
confess to everyone01:10:50
about my gender, and where have you been, my friend? I01:10:54
need to confess something to you about victory01:10:56
first, I can imagine I took first01:10:59
place, congratulations to you, you’re not at all happy01:11:03
for me, I’m very happy,01:11:04
but then this situation happened, and by the way,01:11:10
thank you that item 1 is my favorite01:11:11
dog, but no matter what, I’m01:11:13
always happy to help just along the way01:11:16
were at home in pain, you walked him,01:11:18
well, of course he liked walking with me so much01:11:20
and he piled up with joy01:11:23
because he will see you then it’s good again,01:11:25
thank you collie, please contact me, okay, it’s01:11:28
time for me to pack them for now, for now,01:11:31
to the sides, he doesn’t understand anything today,01:11:43
let’s go for a walk half of the songs and how good it is that01:11:47
no one will know about this, how will they find out01:11:52
where you are simply the best viewer01:11:55
when you watched our video until the very end,01:11:57
if you are still subscribed to the channel and ring the01:12:00
bell, then there is no price for you at all; I will01:12:02
watch the other four parts only01:12:05
from the most selected fans I'll be able to do it,01:12:08
I wonder if you're one of them or not,01:12:10
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