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Well, can you guess for what reason00:00:12
I called you together 2 Should we really00:00:15
increase the fee? This is not in our country, my00:00:18
dear, my00:00:24
flash and00:00:29
take us, they really will close us, but not00:00:32
for quarantine, it’s always well, again, these00:00:36
[ __ ] spilled something in the chemistry room,00:00:39
well then they wouldn’t have collected us, but00:00:42
evacuated us to or wait,00:00:45
when they gathered us in the chemistry room,00:00:48
they developed it there and then froze,00:00:52
so of course it was also a birthday,00:00:57
then we bottled the cognac,00:01:00
now there’s another reason and we’ll bottle Corvalol,00:01:02
they called me from the ministry, I00:01:05
want to find out what it is for a00:01:07
flash mob like this photo in a swimsuit, a00:01:10
beautiful flash mob,00:01:12
one teacher was fired because of00:01:16
explicit photos on the Internet and all the00:01:19
teachers began to post their00:01:23
photos in swimsuits, so to speak, the00:01:26
whole world supported her, and you and we, that is,00:01:31
without the teachers of secondary school number 1400:01:34
Borodyansky district flash could not have00:01:36
taken place00:01:40
the flash mob is00:01:42
voluntary00:01:46
Anna Viktorovna why didn’t you support00:01:48
the flash mob for collecting waste paper00:01:52
debugging the cleaning of leaves in the park it00:01:55
was so cold then she was frozen in her00:01:57
swimsuit,00:02:00
by the way, I saw your swimsuit, you00:02:02
know it could have been in a more modest way, you could00:02:05
wear something piecework00:02:07
for the string in the photo, this is a bikini,00:02:12
let them see that teachers00:02:15
don’t have enough salary for a whole swimsuit00:02:21
[applause]00:02:28
by the way, this also concerns you, by00:02:32
the way, my swimsuit was00:02:36
piecework, it’s just me I haven’t worn it for 20 years,00:02:40
but00:02:47
Evgenia Valerievna was healing it, why did you participate in this,00:02:50
how why, firstly, I’m the head teacher,00:02:54
secondly, and a Komsomol member,00:02:57
and thirdly, that I have no right to my00:03:00
personal life,00:03:02
but you don’t have the right to traumatize the00:03:04
psyche of everyone else, but Immediately after the00:03:07
flash mob, I was called to be the advertising00:03:11
face of a well-known brand,00:03:14
so far this is a Vinnitsa meat processing plant,00:03:22
but I need to start somewhere, I need to feed my family,00:03:27
please tell me why in the photo00:03:29
you were hiding behind a burdock,00:03:32
if you forgot, Dmitry Leonidovich,00:03:34
I’m still part-time I work part-time as a00:03:37
natural history teacher,00:03:38
why did you only00:03:41
cover yourself with a burdock because you are part-time00:03:47
close but now all the children know where00:03:50
your north is,00:03:55
we’ll come back to you Ionovich,00:03:58
please remind me what the name of00:04:00
the flash mob was,00:04:02
take a photo with a swimsuit, keep00:04:04
the teachers in uniform, they won’t find out what it was00:04:06
called, let’s take a photo in a swimsuit,00:04:09
they’re in a swimsuit why in the photo you00:04:11
are holding your swimsuit in your hands00:04:14
just like it happened,00:04:18
I’m just apparently not talking about I understood the services of00:04:21
this flash mob were misunderstood and00:04:23
now the fathers of our students are demanding that00:04:26
they get a D so that they are called to00:04:28
school and cannot see your C grade00:04:32
To be honest, it’s a D, and then at a00:04:35
stretch, according to the 12-point system,00:04:40
what kind of what kind of acts did Maria00:04:42
Antonina do with me, what do you know if00:04:46
Viktorovna clearly had a swimsuit, at least in her00:04:48
hands, you didn’t have it at all,00:04:51
this divine photo,00:04:54
both of them could have taken an00:04:56
artistic photo at least in shorts,00:05:00
this photo is unity with nature, there is a silhouette00:05:03
at sunset, it’s not at all clear that00:05:06
I’m serious, why then did they turn off00:05:09
the comments on the photo?00:05:10
As a teacher of the Russian language, I can’t00:05:13
spend so much time correcting00:05:15
basic mistakes, well, for example,00:05:17
you can write I would have blown in a word and in00:05:23
general what does this mean I can show00:05:26
us calmly00:05:30
Victoria Sergeevna let's move on to you that I00:05:33
have all the photos in a swimsuit yes but00:05:37
where are the pains Dominican Republic Egypt00:05:42
well they call me from the ministry and00:05:43
ask where this simple00:05:45
teacher got money for Bali Dominican Republic00:05:47
Egypt and the Ministry of Taste in general that I am a00:05:51
computer science teacher and that I00:05:54
may have photoshop and that my breasts00:05:58
grew during the trip with each00:06:01
country00:06:02
and that my swimsuits had00:06:04
Victoria Secret written on them and it went a little00:06:08
beyond the boundaries of the swimsuit, so you are00:06:11
your teacher secrets a little bit00:06:13
volodin also this one this is00:06:17
solidarity everyone supported me I supported it00:06:21
seriously and if tomorrow some00:06:23
stupid teacher posts a photo with his bare00:06:26
ass you will also all support him as well00:06:34
as me Chris I’m sorry about this00:06:37
photo that somehow00:06:39
ended up on the Internet and mine00:06:41
I declare with responsibility that I did not00:06:43
launch this flash mob in the form of a coal00:06:45
relationship, so Mr. Whistle from the hands of00:06:49
the disobedient you most of all question about00:06:52
Toyota something like that, the flash mob called00:06:56
support for the greenhouse I am a teacher, I00:06:58
understand, but these are the ones I would really00:07:00
only understand I don’t know if I could take a picture00:07:02
in swimming trunks, but why the hell did you00:07:05
take a picture in a swimsuit00:07:07
like the gear itself, what was it called, hold a00:07:09
student in a swimsuit, well, here I am,00:07:12
and where did you even get the swimsuit? Well,00:07:15
this physicist00:07:20
is interested, but somewhere in our country a physics teacher00:07:24
took a swimsuit for flash mob nowhere this is00:07:27
my personal00:07:32
cover it correctly say the smell is not you00:07:35
the smell is not bothering you close your mouth and plan00:07:38
okay00:07:40
but our students have a thirst for00:07:44
knowledge00:07:45
gazelles in physics yes I00:07:49
renovated my office everything is in red wallpaper in00:07:51
pastel colors I removed it where no one00:07:54
unnecessary water Gotti Newton of this00:07:56
gay Lussac oh who else do we have and00:07:59
hung up normal photos and here I am the00:08:02
director00:08:05
I’m Natalya00:08:07
you know I want to say a huge thank you00:08:09
even though they didn’t hang up a photo of the cleaners who is00:08:13
Boris Boris look it’s00:08:17
not a school a bunch of morons the00:08:22
kids are normal these teachers freaks, this00:08:30
Russian physical education teacher is a stud,00:08:33
I think that no one knows, and I, these two00:08:37
chickens have no skin, no faces, and an ass with a fist, the00:08:43
chickens themselves, and the ambition, how do you rely on00:08:47
this physicist, squeaky, identical,00:08:53
on this director, [ __ ], who is00:09:00
half-fat, semi-from, and half-stupid,00:09:08
oh00:09:10
Dmitry Leonidovich,00:09:13
and I I’m showering you with kind words here00:09:22
[applause]00:09:27
Evgeny Mikhailov please explain00:09:30
to me why we participated in this00:09:32
chaos,00:09:34
it was she who stole minced meat from the dining room, I’m talking00:09:39
about the photo in a swimsuit, I’m00:09:41
sorry friend00:09:44
about that, I decided to support the flash mob,00:09:51
it’s to00:09:53
photograph pine trees from swimsuits and00:09:55
I’m wondering where the savior of Makhov is you00:09:58
took the swimsuit, tied it up00:10:02
about the flash mob,00:10:04
well, it fell off or did I just00:10:08
take an elastic band from the thieves, it seemed00:10:11
like it was a one-piece00:10:14
swimsuit, well, like Boniface’s, and it’s00:10:17
already old, I’m already wearing it, like the floors of00:10:22
my skin,00:10:25
well, it’s good to explain to them to hold on why are00:10:27
you the only one whose photo would be in an oval? Well,00:10:31
firstly, the photos are beautiful, and00:10:36
secondly, maybe I won’t have to00:10:38
take any more photos,00:10:40
I want to appeal to everyone, please explain to me,00:10:43
here’s what I should00:10:46
do with all this, but it’s clear that I need to00:10:49
make a wall calendar00:10:51
then the example of Victoria among on would be in00:10:54
our place I would be on Victor on Miss00:10:56
October00:10:57
Marina Turina would be with us without knowing,00:11:00
but Evgenia Valerievna00:11:04
I understand that I won’t fit into one month,00:11:10
let me be Miss summer holidays and00:11:15
I places ideas for me and why are they shriveled in winter? Well,00:11:23
really, I don’t understand what’s the joke of00:11:26
this flash mob of yours, but the joke is00:11:29
that we are also teachers and we also want to00:11:32
go to the seaside to take pictures in00:11:34
swimsuits, well, it’s clear how when when will00:11:37
it end? This flash mob is usually00:11:40
more than a week doesn’t last, but thank God,00:11:44
well, you know,00:11:47
the subscribers are growing and they are asking for00:11:51
more and more more more support for00:11:54
this teacher and what kind of teacher, well, the one00:11:58
who was fired and00:12:02
no one remembers00:12:09
the boys and stopped skipping classes,00:12:13
imagine the priests, the priests started going to00:12:16
parent-teacher meetings money they rent out not00:12:19
only for curtains but also for swimsuits,00:12:23
but understand, I’m nervous because00:12:25
every day they call me from the ministry, they laugh00:12:28
and ask if they can see everyone,00:12:34
hello,00:12:36
I’m sorry, the kingdom, what kind of a00:12:42
mess is this up to the groin, is it a00:12:47
lawlessness, and our task is to form00:12:51
harmoniously a developed personality, yes, what are you00:12:54
doing, you are discrediting the school and the00:12:58
director of up to Mider Leonidovich, you are00:13:02
fired, no, yes, and you come here VC, I’m00:13:06
quick to eat, and00:13:09
then we must remember, we are00:13:14
teachers, one00:13:16
single family, and we should all look the00:13:21
same,00:13:22
just like that, it’s00:13:28
just00:13:32
clear00:13:33
I00:13:42
wonder for what reason we have an00:13:46
extraordinary council sleeping that00:13:49
Petrov again00:13:52
rushed to the firecracker in the toilet or00:13:56
maybe he was smoking again in class or maybe00:13:59
Petrova and her friend you peony woman00:14:03
ran naked for as long as you can can00:14:06
sleep until Petrov Petrov it will take you a long time for me00:14:09
to remember that you’ll00:14:13
even have my birthday and00:14:15
stop calling me a [ __ ],00:14:19
it’s just that he got sick from the root,00:14:21
complications started what kind of measles knives00:14:25
vaccinated everyone correctly, the stargazer00:14:28
vaccinated everyone, but it’s more difficult only with00:14:30
Uncle Mitya,00:14:32
you have it every morning after this case,00:14:34
complications now for you, complications00:14:37
will begin when you eye then the globe00:14:39
understood00:14:41
them like this, they will definitely be kicked out today, we will only be kicked out because of00:14:44
them and we are going to the stage of sex Tachenko didn’t00:14:48
get confused00:14:50
if we touch the ball and we will gather twice for00:14:54
9 and 40 days00:14:57
at least some benefit will come from your00:15:00
biology and we have00:15:02
never00:15:05
collected the right when the seals they found it at the disco00:15:08
and only these two came, they thought00:15:12
that they would be allowed to try it, well, chick00:15:15
test tube,00:15:21
good afternoon, colleagues,00:15:23
everyone is here, well, let’s start with the adults,00:15:25
Nadezhda Konstantinovna gasped,00:15:28
what’s the problem, please tell me, I don’t00:15:31
know the game, chaotically, my heart senses00:15:32
something wrong, so maybe drink00:15:35
a capillary to calm the heart and00:15:38
so, but today we received00:15:41
a decree00:15:42
from the ministry on education reform,00:15:45
so if there is reform again, then I’ve had enough,00:15:49
but they just introduced a 12-00:15:54
point system here for the sick and I’m healthy again, if I00:15:59
have to learn new numbers after twelve,00:16:01
I’m quitting00:16:05
the intermediaries tips you will learn00:16:08
continue hopes by the way thanks sophie00:16:11
not the main thing I don’t even know colleagues what to00:16:14
start firstly the resolution 1500:16:17
spelling errors00:16:20
before the reform comes into force00:16:24
secondly I don’t00:16:26
know whether to believe or00:16:28
not to believe but we are being raised,00:16:34
wait, I would like to clarify00:16:37
who is giving us a raise in or on mother to00:16:47
all of us and that they don’t have anything, it does00:16:52
n’t happen when something is00:16:57
taken away from us or only the teacher who is left alive will receive this six and a half thousand,00:17:07
I saw this in the movies,00:17:10
these ministers blur our eyes and they00:17:13
themselves drive around in Mercedes, she throws these00:17:17
handouts, how many 50 have00:17:21
n’t you heard that half of that00:17:25
[music]00:17:28
tomorrow I’ll be a prisoner brunettes and for00:17:31
tights Alen00:17:34
Natasha choose a ring to the softest one on the toilet00:17:43
and00:17:45
so I I I I I’ll buy myself seeds for the dacha I’ll buy00:17:49
and change the film the film in the window no I’ll00:17:54
put the glass I’ll wait I three months00:17:58
until you press the plastic window I’ll put00:18:02
one lover, you can leave00:18:07
my God, am I already in my 48 light00:18:13
from the dorm to a separate room,00:18:21
but00:18:23
there is also bad news00:18:31
in the resolution that I have in my hands that00:18:34
says that some of the teachers need to be fired00:18:39
and00:18:42
now00:18:43
instead of 22 subjects we have there will00:18:47
only be 9 left and00:18:51
the correct one, I even know who to start with the00:19:00
fans here, that’s how it all started in the movies,00:19:06
and right away physical education00:19:08
between simpler physical education is the main00:19:10
subject in our life without it you won’t get anywhere00:19:17
and what a fuss but they removed the00:19:21
subjects to hell with them you don’t have to worry less and your00:19:25
wages have been raised, you don’t have to work, yes, this is the00:19:28
best government in my memory, well,00:19:33
I personally don’t worry about myself, physics is00:19:37
the basis of all the basics, and who needs to be removed,00:19:40
it’s clear, of course, I’ll remove the labors of the baby00:19:44
physical education teacher and it will be easier for us, and the children in the 3 star school00:19:48
will be00:19:51
the best terrible colleagues that these00:19:55
two are not in danger at all,00:20:00
but such subjects as00:20:04
biology and00:20:07
[music]00:20:09
geography and astronomy00:20:14
will cease to exist00:20:18
physical education, he wanted to remove Ezra, this is the basis of00:20:21
all the foundations at the top knows better what00:20:24
subject the country needs, I00:20:26
realized early on00:20:29
that a monkey made a man it is necessary00:20:33
on the contrary about the00:20:35
great00:20:37
astronomy agraphy they are lying to you, that is,00:20:42
I can do everything, I can get aman these videos with00:20:46
such 100 wait wait how will this not00:20:49
be biology but how here and they will learn the topic of00:20:52
reproduction they will come out ignorant and that we00:20:57
will get a demographic collapse in Ukraine00:21:01
and I tell them I’ll tell you everything about the kolab,00:21:06
Uncle Mitya will prokatka, calm down, you who have00:21:10
colleagues are00:21:11
introducing a new subject,00:21:14
sexual, to bring up this rhythm, the result of the00:21:17
body,00:21:21
then compared to you, even our00:21:24
cook is sexual and that00:21:26
’s why we bring this subject00:21:29
to this one, you went to class at00:21:45
the ministry, a teacher has already been appointed for00:21:48
this position00:21:50
this teacher00:21:52
I told00:21:57
her about00:22:02
collapse still00:22:05
wait wait wait00:22:07
let's go back to geography because if you are00:22:12
their geography what then today is geography00:22:15
then tomorrow I00:22:19
mean tomorrow and today it's some kind of00:22:22
damn00:22:24
Alexander Konstantin and all these subjects are00:22:28
combined into one and it will be00:22:30
called man and nature and the teacher00:22:33
will also be 1 oh my god, what a horror,00:22:39
how can one teacher teach 6 subjects,00:22:43
it’s real, it’s just unrealistic, but for00:22:48
6,500, I’m sure I can handle it,00:22:50
hurry up, you or the pain. nature00:22:55
write deaf to and you close your mouth or these00:23:00
splash with the frequency of the enemy on wait00:23:05
hope of Konstantin look maybe there00:23:07
is a person and geography00:23:10
geography and a person well I already agree00:23:15
Lotman man globe00:23:19
obedience and man and nature this is the00:23:22
physical world it all obeys the00:23:25
laws of physics00:23:27
and I’ll splash to you I'll kill you with an ebony stick00:23:32
at the00:23:35
allele,00:23:37
well, the headmistress opened a jar of00:23:42
spiders, they began to eat each other00:23:45
apple and our dear astronomer, you can00:23:49
safely write a letter of resignation,00:23:53
since you are an honored teacher,00:23:56
the ministry allowed you to stay and00:23:59
gives you the position of a watchman,00:24:04
you know, I’ll tell you a secret that a watchman00:24:07
gets a little more than an astronomer00:24:10
I'll think think I thought00:24:15
very well I'll go master the00:24:18
guard booth00:24:21
in addition to the subject man nature colleagues00:24:25
be careful there will be subjects00:24:28
man and society and man and the world damn it well00:24:33
then let's have our subjects feast and00:24:36
call the man the shiva won't burst00:24:40
and you're off00:24:44
hello to Dusha, oh man, semolina porridge00:24:49
came00:24:51
I lived here new reforms00:24:56
there about me and highway00:24:59
glasha while you give income with your00:25:04
weddings and funerals,00:25:07
the reforms will not affect you, dear, but I00:25:11
need everything, I can optionally inform these00:25:14
people on and Uzvar00:25:17
Lyudyn and Kartoplya00:25:20
skin of Potatoes and Uzvar00:25:23
is deserted and00:25:26
there is someone00:25:27
against00:25:30
to die I smear00:25:32
Uzvar00:25:34
with mica00:25:36
[applause]00:25:37
because Glasha go work, we’ll somehow00:25:40
figure it out without you to work calmly00:25:42
Evgeniy Mikhailovich00:25:44
in vain you know that mathematics is00:25:48
becoming an elective with words that they can00:25:51
afford and00:25:54
today some subjects are closed and tomorrow00:25:57
that 6th grade will be canceled because the number 600:26:02
will offend the feelings of believers00:26:05
and00:26:06
then not the school of the police room behavior00:26:10
bezel that the students will give grades to00:26:14
the teacher did00:26:16
you read the morning fact00:26:23
no I’m just not talking nonsense but well, so that00:26:26
you are talking heresy I ask you to read00:26:29
the costs be00:26:31
attentive and read carefully,00:26:33
from now on00:26:35
students evaluate the quality of teaching,00:26:38
depending on what the salary will be calculated at00:26:42
this rate, you00:26:45
ca00:26:50
n’t sneeze in the minus,00:26:53
that is, even the specific amount for both of these00:26:57
violations is indicated, but I can teach how00:27:01
to turn the arrows on students at the expense of00:27:04
approaching sideways and so quietly and00:27:10
from the stench00:27:12
mom00:27:14
synchronize I was once00:27:16
out of sync chic and if I got it too much then00:27:21
you chat this00:27:23
but00:27:26
I’m00:27:28
here and only then Sizikova fu is00:27:32
also an excellent student00:27:36
until 9 sit down and calm down in the end00:27:39
listen and then00:27:41
now teachers hand over the curtains00:27:45
at parent meetings00:27:49
You can’t collect money, but why then should00:27:57
teachers not accept gifts?00:28:00
Homework will be cancelled,00:28:04
grades for tests will be cancelled, that there00:28:08
will be no more polling stations in schools,00:28:14
so00:28:19
that the teachers themselves will give their own runts,00:28:24
yes, yes,00:28:27
yes, why didn’t you run along00:28:32
with the whole crowd? in keeps Konstantin00:28:35
for 6.5 thousand for everyone you agree00:28:38
you can leave two items a person before00:28:41
lunch for Uncle Mitya and a00:28:44
person after lunch for me00:28:46
husband and after lunch I’m already such a candle00:28:54
you can get an advance payment for a uniform already a00:28:56
pipe a00:28:58
wonderful school00:29:00
director00:29:02
Trudovik and a physical teacher00:29:05
yes now to get an education you00:29:09
need to work hard and run fast,00:29:19
why did they gather at the niche on March 8, I00:29:23
don’t have money00:29:24
today, the first of September, I’m00:29:30
sorry colleagues, did00:29:34
anyone else receive this strange handbag00:29:38
from Victoria Sergeevna,00:29:40
that’s it, I got it urgently for everyone at the00:29:43
teacher’s stage three points it's possible to00:29:48
drink advice00:29:51
to the audience hyena style, unlike you,00:29:53
has a higher education and knows exactly00:29:56
what to write correctly troubles advice so and00:30:00
what is this nickel you have here and and again there's00:30:02
something wrong with Wi-Fi if there's something wrong with00:30:05
Wi-Fi the words are written in full00:30:09
she wanted to write on00:30:12
September 1st we are celebrating here so they are00:30:16
walking around the00:30:24
stage here00:30:28
and what about the hairstyle today the00:30:32
essay was read by00:30:34
Danichka blanc ari 8th grade a00:30:38
strange guy00:30:40
constantly asks me about the00:30:43
reproduction of people’s children on a visit somehow00:30:47
he is strangely concerned in my opinion very a00:30:50
very talented boy, he comes to me00:30:52
for extra classes in00:30:53
computer science,00:30:54
and what did he do there in the summer? The pentagon00:30:56
broke00:30:57
worse in my hands, his essay: how00:31:02
I spent the summer,00:31:03
sit down and listen carefully,00:31:08
my summer00:31:10
was ordinary and boring,00:31:14
why should we listen to00:31:17
his sphere, it was ordinary and rather boring, I did00:31:21
n’t ask how our teachers spent their holidays00:31:25
[music]00:31:29
before that I started going to their00:31:32
pages on social networks00:31:35
someone with some water in Warsaw. Valerian,00:31:41
by the way, I went to the page of00:31:45
our favorite literature teacher, he00:31:50
said that Viktor and they don’t like us like00:31:53
this Yana Viktor, well, I’ve never seen him,00:31:57
although I often imagined it, to be00:32:02
honest, I immediately closed the dance with her00:32:05
because dad came into the room and the priest00:32:09
managed to see photos of Anna Viktorovna and00:32:12
said that now she will go to00:32:14
meetings at school instead of her mother,00:32:18
I00:32:19
accidentally put it up, then I immediately00:32:23
deleted everything, I knew00:32:25
when I went to her page for the second time there00:32:29
were no more interesting photos,00:32:33
congratulations, but they were saved,00:32:38
I managed to download them00:32:40
in the summer, I looked at them often every00:32:45
day and now it will be difficult for me to write00:32:48
essays the immaculate image of Tatyana00:32:51
who wondered to us herself Anna Viktorovna00:32:56
what can John do? Your cities are00:32:59
like Karenina's lubricant of the00:33:05
bridge this is mu mu I remember00:33:10
don't worry colleague she geography I'll take revenge on him It's00:33:15
unlikely Marina Frantsevna I thought what’s the00:33:20
worst thing I’ve already seen,00:33:23
to distract myself I went to the page of our00:33:26
geography teacher Marina Frantsevna,00:33:32
I smoked00:33:35
at the men surrounding Marina Frantsevna, he00:33:38
really can study geography,00:33:43
but only one region of the Caucasus00:33:47
wrote the Caucasus in capital letters, but even for00:33:50
the first time,00:33:53
most of Marina00:33:55
Frantsevna’s photographs were like this before Yana big00:33:59
shameful Anna Viktorovna it’s00:34:02
a shame but let’s raise the comments I didn’t00:34:07
quite understand00:34:09
Ashot and Ararat very much praised00:34:14
Marina Fontana’s buns00:34:16
and also her sweet peaches melons00:34:22
[applause]00:34:26
wants to cheat again our teacher que a00:34:30
burden fry00:34:37
I asked them to write in a personal message00:34:43
lamaze her personal messages00:34:53
the question became the fox is chasing00:34:56
and what kind of additional classes00:35:01
aiko togo 4 ilya on via gra ferri00:35:04
david I promise next year00:35:08
I’ll ride Marina Frantsev again but on a banana00:35:13
although in the photo it’s not like she’s00:35:15
not even visible in the sea00:35:18
but you see the child didn’t understand anything,00:35:21
that’s all ok colleagues I00:35:24
would ask this we00:35:26
she sighed sadly and said that she also00:35:31
wants to be a geography teacher00:35:33
and they just grab a banana of00:35:39
course it’s a shame women well I want to00:35:43
stop at the00:35:46
chemistry teacher’s Instagram00:36:00
I00:36:01
foresaw this and that’s why I made a copy00:36:08
[applause] they00:36:16
teach us00:36:25
our beloved00:36:31
[applause]00:36:39
paint the film I didn’t fall told us about the00:36:42
dangers of drugs00:36:46
and now at the debit disco he00:36:49
proved with his example the00:36:52
claws look like a person under the influence of00:36:55
various vitamins and LSD00:36:58
[applause]00:37:00
and I00:37:05
had a headache, I00:37:09
asked some guys for a pill00:37:12
anime they said gender pill I I say00:37:15
no, my head hurts a lot,00:37:18
my head00:37:20
still went away00:37:21
in the photo you can see how Evgeny Mikhalych00:37:25
felt bad, well, you see, the teacher, both00:37:31
Alexander Konstantinovich, a00:37:33
good friend of Evgeny Mikhalych,00:37:36
began to give him mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration,00:37:41
but for some reason it wasn’t like that in the lessons, but standing and00:37:46
hugging him by the waist00:37:50
[applause]00:37:55
well, let it be doomed, my God,00:37:58
tell them mine, I don’t remember anything and00:38:02
I only found Uncle Mitya’s Trudovik page00:38:06
about,00:38:09
but then I went to classmates00:38:14
in every lesson, Uncle Mitya, but he inspired me that00:38:17
labor made a man out of a monkey,00:38:20
she’s his photo, I saw how over the summer he,00:38:25
along with alcohol,00:38:26
went the opposite evolutionary way,00:38:30
we were even afraid that on September 1,00:38:34
instead of Uncle Mitya, his portrait with a00:38:36
black ribbon would come to school00:38:39
and we were very scared when we saw him00:38:41
lying on the floor of the gym, but then00:38:44
we were happy he vomited, which means he00:38:49
was alive,00:38:50
I stole it, it means he was alive, what a00:38:55
beautiful turn of phrase, like Lermontov’s, a00:38:59
hero of00:39:01
our time,00:39:11
he told us several lessons about00:39:14
pistils and stamens, although I repeatedly00:39:17
asked him to talk about a more important00:39:20
topic for us teenagers, I won’t tell him anything on principle,00:39:25
but the words are in his closed YouTube channel,00:39:38
we all studied00:39:41
with a clear example,00:39:45
I think I began to understand that00:39:48
the beekeeper knew the sausage stage,00:39:51
there is a ball, thank you for the additional00:39:54
lessons to the computer science teacher,00:39:57
yes please, and00:40:01
thank you at the same time, I’m not a quizzer who00:40:05
also sometimes appears in these educational00:40:08
videos, tell me I’m not a doctor that these00:40:12
videos are much better than all these books00:40:14
that she and I read a lot more00:40:17
love and romance in them,00:40:22
stop this public humiliation,00:40:25
better tell your colleagues what we will00:40:29
do with this scoundrel, I’ll show you, but I00:40:32
can organize an accident at work,00:40:33
you can get it with00:40:37
hydrocyanic acid vapors,00:40:46
stop this sadism,00:40:50
I’m00:40:53
just studying geography I'll accidentally sit on it, this is00:40:55
sure,00:40:58
this is not the end, but we understand, and here00:41:02
we have porridge not the end of the00:41:05
above, I demand blue 1 in the00:41:10
school canteen, at00:41:13
least a third of the dishes00:41:17
from Trudovik's tape should appear, our graduation must be the00:41:22
second type, I want 12th all of the00:41:26
above00:41:31
requirements will not be met, then tomorrow00:41:35
this essay with all the links and00:41:37
passwords will be on the website of the Ministry of00:41:41
Education a00:41:43
second how do you feel00:41:47
thank you good00:41:50
you00:41:53
may not even be the best but it will00:41:57
definitely attract attention and collect 100000:42:01
likes00:42:08
stretovich time and why in this00:42:10
There is not a single word about yours in the essay00:42:15
because I am a real teacher, I teach00:42:22
children and do not expose various temples on00:42:26
the Internet, and I write down all my secret desires and00:42:30
thoughts with an ordinary pen in an00:42:34
ordinary paper diary, you see, it is00:42:38
impossible not to download it, not to hack an00:42:41
ordinary diary,00:42:44
this is Victoria’s diary Sergeevna00:42:50
[applause]00:42:57
I wonder why this young organizer from00:43:01
the USA has brought us all together, her name is Margarita00:43:04
Nikolaevna, but she’s young and inexperienced, well, she wants to00:43:08
work, let’s listen00:43:10
[music]00:43:11
hello, dear colleagues, and I00:43:15
’ve gathered you here about our graduation00:43:17
party, what don’t you like,00:43:21
it’s just terrible,00:43:24
who could write such a program00:43:28
arrival book wave departure00:43:34
not but this approximate plan00:43:36
he can go certificate hand out00:43:40
traditions then let me look00:43:44
but there are three mistakes in each word although00:43:47
the plan is good I found out a very working plan00:43:51
for you some comments there are00:43:53
additions to the proposal well of course00:43:56
I wanted I would like to change something, so I’m00:44:00
warning you, you can’t play a down jacket,00:44:02
otherwise the arrival and departure will lose meaning, to put it00:44:08
mildly, the program is too simple,00:44:12
they say a00:44:15
down jacket, it can include all the dances about00:44:19
performing magic tricks,00:44:24
that’s great, but why did you write all this more than00:44:28
once, well, just drinking, it’s a00:44:31
must the program and everything else is00:44:33
already arbitrary, well, it00:44:36
trampled on last year so much that we00:44:39
met the heyday of the police and so 15 times in a row,00:44:44
feed the graduation happens once in00:44:48
a lifetime, and mine in the tenth personally stayed for three years,00:44:54
this time he should remember for the rest of00:44:57
his life, but for example other cheekbones00:45:01
and not to come up with something original and00:45:04
unusual,00:45:06
if you want unusual,00:45:09
they suggest stupidly don’t come one00:45:12
hundred percent no one did Valeria00:45:16
Venevich, how can you not come, you’re the00:45:19
director,00:45:21
[ __ ] Frantsevna, I remember that I’m the director00:45:25
and you remember that she went to graduation,00:45:29
they wrote to me laptop and I’ll remind you00:45:32
[music]00:45:34
director00:45:36
one more word I could only write two letters in a year00:45:40
and this is because you didn’t00:45:44
entertain them, but you need to do something00:45:47
like that, for example, ask the parent committee to00:45:50
raise money and order a00:45:53
music group, for example, open kids about the00:45:56
bank We can’t put together curtains for five years00:46:00
in one class,00:46:02
why do we need this group to start00:46:05
wasting money? He’ll play a00:46:07
song about killing bytes on the guitar,00:46:10
too,00:46:12
let you sing and I’ll sing along to you00:46:16
notes with pigeons no-no-no-no- no-no00:46:22
kill 100:46:24
[music]00:46:32
this is the right to launch but only at another00:46:34
institution00:46:37
in we need about school and about schools and there is a00:46:43
blood certificate in strength and strength and on the sides the convoy is00:46:50
right for you to graduate in and00:46:55
there is a00:46:58
boy stubbornly his launch a lot00:47:02
in your arms on the table in the00:47:12
mountains good advice before you were the00:47:15
organizers took her away from the psychiatric hospital yes if00:47:19
you want to bring something new then it’s up to00:47:21
you but listen to Uncle Mitya he has00:47:24
some truth, well what kind of Uncle Mitya is a00:47:27
normal school they will arrange00:47:30
performance00:47:32
great idea but right say00:47:36
preference,00:47:38
here I propose throwing it at everyone,00:47:41
write down all the deck00:47:43
performance, this is a performance, I understand, I00:47:48
understand, yes, the lady,00:47:50
you didn’t listen to the end of the undressing, this is the performance that00:47:54
you hide the cards of00:47:57
couples, the fund, this is a show, for example, in one00:48:01
school last year they made such an impulse00:48:04
fomin and this is the one a school in which00:48:07
drugs were found at graduation there such a00:48:10
criminal performance to arrange00:48:13
not a person but a Ukrainian gymnasium00:48:17
and this is where the parents fought over00:48:19
politics and00:48:21
in our opinion and cheaply and00:48:25
so that in another school and this is the one that I will00:48:29
demolish and why the cool opera background we had a00:48:32
school about second center00:48:37
carefully, I want us to make a00:48:40
musical00:48:42
parliament, you understand the musical Notre Dame de00:48:47
Paris,00:48:48
for example, I’m on Viktorovna, maybe there are00:48:52
beauties from the world of it, who else00:49:01
can, but there won’t be a00:49:05
beauty from the normal one, I will be00:49:09
[music]00:49:16
but I’m more beautiful, I’m stronger after00:49:21
all, Marina France we are00:49:23
really stronger00:49:25
but okay Marina France she will be from00:49:28
the world will I argue you will be a00:49:33
priest stretch out take it turns out to be a00:49:37
freak00:49:41
I will tear your00:49:45
mouth right now freak excellent rhyme of payments and00:49:50
I will be a00:49:52
freak Quasimodo I will be quiet quietly don’t00:49:56
quarrel after all let Marina00:49:58
Frantsevna be quasimodo, here00:50:02
comes the music, the melody sounds,00:50:07
then and then, then and then, and the poet comes out00:50:12
and sings his song00:50:15
zone 100:50:18
[music]00:50:22
sea to sea00:50:27
and00:50:29
my00:50:40
understand this song should be about love00:50:43
with the world, she won your hearts and you00:50:48
will fight for her heart, my dear, there is00:50:51
no need to fight for the heart with morals with00:50:55
morals in00:50:56
[music]00:50:58
okay, let's not go inside ladies de00:51:01
paris, it's probably too difficult for you,00:51:03
let's try something simpler, for00:51:05
example, the Bremen Town Musicians00:51:08
and I'll be a princess00:51:11
dress with pistons curtains anyway they have00:51:14
n’t hung it yet, it’s wonderful, and you will be a00:51:18
troubadour, you are a comrade director of donkeys,00:51:23
but you will be dogs and you are a cat, and Uncle00:51:28
Mitya will be the brightest character00:51:36
I have along the way, it won’t be played,00:51:40
why, well, you want to live,00:51:45
Suslov, what does it mean, I won’t play, but00:51:48
who am I00:51:52
you00:51:56
see Mitya, the teacher of labor education,00:52:01
this moronic fairy tale is a troubadour, a cat, a00:52:05
dog and a teacher of labor education,00:52:10
but if you want, you will be a donkey instead of me,00:52:14
here I want to be the director instead of you,00:52:18
she grew up, you are perfect, but don’t00:52:22
quarrel, it remains who will be the cockerel, it’s00:52:28
clear in that educational00:52:32
he’s all -he goes too far with this, that00:52:35
such children will be parents,00:52:37
but not 100 you, this is a very interesting fairy tale00:52:39
and there is a wonderful trick there is not a comrade00:52:42
director at the very bottom, the donkey starts this00:52:46
pyramid, the00:52:49
old dog then climbs coffee and00:52:55
completes our pyramid, the00:52:58
cockerel,00:53:03
but if you have such an erotic machine00:53:06
maybe after all there will be princesses from above00:53:10
[music]00:53:15
let's still play the tank of the kiss of the00:53:21
princess and the troubadours gay Mikhalych I00:53:24
free you from the role of the rooster from now on you are00:53:27
a troubadour and let's go for00:53:32
wait you as a literature teacher00:53:34
are obliged to remember that at first they drove00:53:38
along the Perry paths songs about the sky00:53:41
blue sky00:53:49
we will finally see with you such00:53:52
a composition so that there is a kissing scene00:53:57
let's try the little mermaid okay I'm a00:54:01
mermaid you're a dolphin00:54:04
wait but in the song they're not time it's not time for no00:54:07
cooks00:54:08
okay let's have these powerful bears00:54:11
okay I'll step over myself you Masha I'm a00:54:14
bear00:54:16
then I haven’t slept on my bed yet and I have00:54:21
n’t crumpled it to fly,00:54:25
let’s better then to00:54:28
hell with you, you don’t know, obviously00:54:35
drop off Armstrong00:54:41
[applause]00:54:47
we all won’t stage this, I understand, I00:54:54
give up, our graduation will go according to plan,00:54:58
arrival of dry winds, departure00:55:17
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[music]01:00:00
[music]01:00:09
other lovely ladies good afternoon steel this is01:00:13
our first time in our art studio01:00:15
we will draw the human body from01:00:19
life and my question is will it be a man01:00:22
or a woman man and01:00:30
so please prepare01:00:32
the supplies and so I’m going to the store and the01:00:35
pharmacy so victoria 5 please01:00:39
calm down we will start with a semi naked01:00:42
body okay well if you are ready I01:00:45
want to introduce you welcome01:00:46
please01:00:48
left not yet drawn sketch of01:00:52
still life bananas and 2 kiwis can I01:00:55
take it as a basis01:00:57
no we will all draw again if you are01:01:02
ready then meet the girls our little01:01:05
motor Sergey01:01:08
[applause]01:01:16
[applause] [music] [applause01:01:21
]01:01:23
[music]01:01:27
[applause]01:01:29
hello girls,01:01:32
can you extend it right away?01:01:37
Sergei only has three hours, so01:01:39
let’s not waste time and get started01:01:47
[music]01:01:50
what’s wrong with you, Victoria, my nerves couldn’t01:01:53
stand it, it seems like it’s01:01:55
national in my sessions, this01:01:58
happens to01:02:03
me,01:02:05
Victoria,01:02:09
he’s wearing a loincloth,01:02:12
that means me my imagination was so cut down by01:02:16
Johann Victoria, in fact, you should just01:02:20
draw it, and if I don’t have time, can I go01:02:24
home no,01:02:26
and then I’ll be late after class, no,01:02:30
can I at least, no, calm down,01:02:32
please, maybe I’ll just01:02:34
take down the summons, she’ll fall into a coma,01:02:39
listen, let’s work like that we01:02:40
agreed yes yes victoria let's01:02:44
calm down now please take01:02:45
the brush in your hand and we'll start let's get01:02:47
serious01:02:54
victoria let's go well you yourself said01:02:57
take your hand no bring01:03:01
your hand down please this one01:03:06
victoria but please take the01:03:08
example of marusya look at her sitting01:03:10
calmly and cooking well it’s clear that her01:03:12
husband is at home and I haven’t held anything in my hands except a brush for five years,01:03:19
let’s get started, unless of course you don’t have01:03:20
any questions,01:03:24
it’s true that when they restored01:03:28
the statue of David, you, in general, we were01:03:32
the sitter, though it was still cold01:03:37
his01:03:40
woll and purely from curiosity, how much is01:03:43
your hour worth01:03:45
for you, advice to pose for free, but01:03:48
for me you don’t have that kind of money,01:03:52
I won’t have enough dance for you anyway, I will01:03:57
refuse you,01:04:01
dear ladies, let’s choose the most01:04:03
expressive part of Sergei, and01:04:06
what graceful red fingers he has,01:04:10
you compared them with01:04:15
Victoria’s fingers,01:04:17
I want to remind you that it is very important01:04:20
to maintain proportions and01:04:23
Sergey, look at how well-01:04:26
proportioned his eyes are already and what a01:04:32
minimum of 25 centimeters he has, it’s too much for my head to01:04:39
expand the amount on it should turn out01:04:41
aesthetic right, right, I’ll draw01:04:43
him in the moonlight01:04:46
[music]01:04:47
at home and I’ll draw him on myself in the01:04:52
moonlight at home,01:04:55
well, you can fantasize, accept one01:04:59
object, you can rely on others,01:05:00
we remember01:05:01
yes, for me it will look out from behind a01:05:04
magnificent column, and for me it will be01:05:07
under a01:05:08
translucent sheet, and for me it01:05:11
will be behind the garages,01:05:17
Victoria,01:05:19
please calm down, don’t understand I’ll01:05:22
tell you, we opened it, we don’t need an01:05:23
oil portrait from you, they boiled water,01:05:28
yes, I’ll figure out what style I should work in,01:05:31
what should I choose,01:05:33
neoclassicism or surrealism, it’s too early to01:05:37
think about it, I01:05:41
remind you that you need to start with01:05:43
large objects and gradually01:05:45
move on to maliki until we remember, that is, it01:05:47
starts in heads01:05:49
deaf refused big small01:05:56
first make a sketch with a pencil I have01:05:59
already started I will start now and I am already01:06:09
Victoria I ask you to stop and01:06:11
please01:06:15
no01:06:19
want01:06:21
what do01:06:28
bite down01:06:30
listen let's decide on the pose01:06:38
I mean standing or sitting on a chair01:06:44
Victoria01:06:46
please put it girls tell me01:06:48
how come on,01:06:52
let me stand in the usual contrapposto01:07:03
territory, why did you move my01:07:07
eyesight has dropped sharply,01:07:10
Victoria, take it off and please take your01:07:11
place,01:07:12
but here is my favorite position of01:07:15
the year,01:07:17
winner,01:07:20
excuse me, you can still change the position,01:07:23
otherwise his armor is a little visible01:07:27
[applause]01:07:29
doesn’t interfere the code01:07:33
needs to be weakened like this, but yesterday you and I were01:07:35
absolutely fine drawing apples01:07:37
apples and here the balloon is approaching01:07:42
watermelon watermelon what kind of metal and this one01:07:46
sang a mite01:07:50
stop01:07:52
I ask you to focus on the main thing01:07:55
I was concentrating on the main thing when01:07:58
he came in01:08:00
please tell me can I touch him01:08:02
no need it was to go to the sculptor there, you01:08:06
can touch it, you can listen and Victoria, you’re01:08:09
definitely all right, everything’s all right, is it01:08:12
really like you01:08:15
’ve never seen each other before, and well, so close, so close,01:08:17
only in the right, but he was wearing clothes,01:08:21
I didn’t have any paints,01:08:23
so that’s enough about please01:08:25
calm down, look at how the01:08:28
light now falls successfully on Sergeev’s01:08:31
play of shadows,01:08:33
at the same time there is a clear outline and you can see01:08:36
the perspective of a party class.01:08:42
[applause]01:08:44
calm down, I ask you, we are not working until01:08:49
I remind you that the nature should be at the01:08:52
level of your eyes,01:08:54
seriously then I’d rather do this01:08:58
Victoria, what are you doing to become01:09:03
so let’s see, let’s see what01:09:05
you can do about01:09:07
Marus, it’s great, it’s very very01:09:11
expressive, please finish with a01:09:13
loincloth move on to the body01:09:15
okay01:09:17
Yanochka why did we decide to start with the legs01:09:21
stretching out the pleasure01:09:23
is clear01:09:26
Victoria essentially you can start01:09:28
drawing from the place that you01:09:30
like best01:09:35
why because that very place01:09:38
is covered01:09:41
or can Sergey take something in his hands01:09:44
can I be it something rest01:09:48
I meant some object I can01:09:51
be an object a01:09:53
ruler a pen a cup a01:09:56
washcloth01:09:59
and why01:10:01
on the billiards I barely have a name01:10:07
in fact that’s what Marusya said01:10:09
it’s growing very correctly and great it01:10:12
will create additional interest to01:10:15
add to the portrait isn’t it enough one01:10:19
subject,01:10:23
Victoria, what do you say, what kind of crap is this?01:10:28
I’m an artist, I can see it,01:10:33
I’m asking what are these numbers here, they01:10:36
say01:10:42
commune, what do you mean,01:10:47
that01:10:50
I’m an artist, I see that you’re a01:10:55
psychic, what do you see through the01:10:57
loincloth, can I take a look? and01:11:00
again, Victoria, finally,01:11:03
excuse me, please, I’m itching,01:11:08
can I clean it, can I lose it,01:11:12
let’s go out,01:11:17
we’ll all poke it,01:11:21
listen, the artist, I want the01:11:24
university to help you, I’ll01:11:25
cover the hunt,01:11:28
although you can ask him to throw a01:11:33
lot of Siberia behind his head,01:11:37
I’m here only coven, how can you01:11:40
imagine this very vividly, or maybe I01:11:44
’ll throw your legs on his head, what do you01:11:48
know, I’m tired of this and I01:11:50
felt that you would ruin01:11:51
this evening there, so you know, I01:11:53
invited an individual sitter especially for you,01:11:58
they showed up and I’ll ask01:12:01
[music]01:12:14
this who is this, what is this, why is he too01:12:20
big to be a model, this01:12:23
artist must be hungry,01:12:26
nothing is said about the model,01:12:35
bold draw01:12:38
please draw a sketch, make an01:12:41
outline, why is01:12:42
this all without which one can I01:12:46
draw01:12:48
I don’t know any new ones, use your imagination, turn on01:12:50
your imagination,01:12:51
it doesn’t work for me, it’s just a cake in the head01:12:54
climbs on the radio, another climbed, but01:12:58
it’s possible that they at least don’t stand next to me,01:13:01
this is my figure to act,01:13:06
if it turns out wrong, then draw a cartoon01:13:11
came out,01:13:14
please tell me to stand in the pose of a01:13:16
knight or in the pose of a winner,01:13:19
become a doggy style pose, I’ll draw your01:13:22
Victoria, the01:13:28
condition is who is Rio, right away Victor abbot,01:13:31
this is the winner, this is the second place01:13:34
at the mayonnaise exhibition,01:13:37
by the way, I used to be exactly the same01:13:41
as Sergei, they just painted me so rarely01:13:43
that I gained a little weight01:13:48
together and01:13:50
Malevich, let’s get started01:14:01
because there’s no01:14:07
I’m now living in the mud01:14:12
[applause]01:14:22
okay, what else flowers are walking around growing somewhere01:14:26
you're ready to gnaw on the granite of science01:14:30
it's been in the morning grace01:14:34
the shade and Lyoshka ate it's01:14:38
called crushed stone so the lynx shouldn't have been01:14:44
better that's it so01:14:47
come on tell me the rhyme01:14:50
that you and I learned01:14:52
mom dad brother and I will strengthen the poor family, but01:14:57
we won the system and we won’t give up the curtains, the01:15:04
young fellow01:15:06
learned and they also say that you’re stupid, who01:15:09
says I’m a01:15:12
salad, who don’t bother, this poem will01:15:14
be liked by all parents,01:15:17
hello, well, let’s drift01:15:23
[music]01:15:25
eye squinting mola like this you learned that I01:15:29
drove such a car about this and the01:15:32
third grade graduated from the liste de 101:15:35
eights,01:15:40
you will buy a car from you, you didn’t have sevens or01:15:44
nines, you didn’t have a single one, you’re at 0 5 oh,01:15:46
I mean, you study with only fives01:15:49
if you finish this year with excellent marks I’ll01:15:53
also buy you a body kit, a new acoustic system, and01:15:57
put on some belts from Louis Vuitton, ok,01:16:01
if you study the same way as you01:16:03
studied, then I’ll give you a belt and folders01:16:13
[music]01:16:15
so be quiet, let’s check everything again,01:16:17
that means you have spare01:16:20
masks and antiseptic in your backpack01:16:22
help you, all the tests have been done if you have a high tide,01:16:25
glasses, all the tests and the main thing, remember,01:16:27
don’t go to the toilet at school, but if you want,01:16:30
you’ll have to endure one lesson in total, six01:16:33
lessons each;01:16:44
tests to write, you’ll01:16:54
still have to buy one for yourself, it’s a01:16:57
smell with character,01:17:01
the main thing is that you at least say hello, neighbor,01:17:04
of course,01:17:06
good afternoon, but it’s01:17:11
just a class with a cosmic01:17:15
twist or something, why with the usual01:17:19
you bought small ones in antiseptics, and01:17:23
yesterday we swam, an01:17:25
antiseptic show, so what? you say this,01:17:28
I understand perfectly well that it is harmful to the01:17:29
skin in peroxide,01:17:33
and you don’t use antiseptics,01:17:37
I myself am a small antiseptic, come here,01:17:44
everything01:17:46
is disinfected in my hand, and there are no more01:17:49
ideas to start germs,01:17:52
but we should bring fresh flowers to school or01:17:55
something, yeah what to give to the teacher01:17:58
on September 1st, but let them go crazy,01:18:00
this is the most important allergen, then all01:18:03
that you will give me, here is a complete01:18:06
medical set,01:18:08
the teacher himself will say thank you, and there is a hawthorn01:18:11
there, there is01:18:14
no hawthorn there, it’s a pity, but the boyars01:18:18
could do this bouquet festive01:18:22
what holiday this year there won’t even be a ruler01:18:24
like Ak Suu the ruler was canceled01:18:27
Lyoshka and 108 k information has already reached here01:18:31
that there won’t be a ruler so go01:18:33
now children collect money for curtains for01:18:40
your son who was appointed head boy in the class01:18:43
his life is the head boy and appointed01:18:45
a01:18:46
I’m teaching a child how to live an extreme life01:18:49
for and [ __ ], you just do01:18:51
n’t fight Toms for athletes, he’s stronger, I01:18:55
checked01:18:57
harder, well, let’s go, in principle, I’ll01:19:01
start liking one of the girls01:19:04
.01:19:06
let's pull like just pigtails come on like this like this01:19:10
children's children's and the old one01:19:14
is careful and the children are less don't run children I01:19:17
need to beat count like that01:19:39
leg my mouse of labor tell me that the01:19:42
new teacher in our school no, these are all01:19:44
my children, the01:19:47
whole class has been bullied you just01:19:52
love each other at the price and we believe that children are the01:19:55
flowers of life, but apparently you misunderstood the01:20:00
tradition of coming to school on01:20:02
September 1 with a bouquet01:20:05
[applause ]01:20:06
hello yes darling everything is in place of everyone01:20:11
counted01:20:13
Radomir hid in the01:20:17
boy's closet those who01:20:20
where did you come from Sasha let's go look for the01:20:25
parents come follow me the children follow01:20:29
me I'll have to01:20:35
push him away for the weekend my little one won't notice01:20:37
yours anyway some of you will come my 3 3 1 3rd01:20:43
grade01:20:46
so01:20:48
look around01:20:49
v.v.01:20:50
[applause]01:20:53
look at01:20:55
this major01:20:57
and I bought one flower just from the01:20:59
gutter01:21:00
son I agreed on everything01:21:03
after the lesson all the teachers will gather01:21:06
this and which one you like the most you will01:21:10
hand this rose understood01:21:15
wow Gregory hello I’m essentially01:21:20
men this is what happened just now01:21:23
childhood needs to be taught, so he is already01:21:28
registered for the 16th season of the Bachelor to01:21:31
be born. I’ll make her a bachelorette01:21:40
[applause]01:21:43
zone01:21:49
to the technician that you’ve run out of antiseptics01:21:54
in your second pocket another liter and01:21:56
hid it there for you until01:21:57
you talk to the obligatory work of pens and a01:22:00
telephone, this is the dirtiest place and by the way they seated01:22:03
you there phew thank God kisses01:22:06
at a distance of 1 they sat down this since it’s sweet01:22:10
in general idiocy before, as it was, you were sitting01:22:13
Scarif told him in class01:22:16
what [ __ ] he got up, repeated this [ __ ], everyone01:22:19
laughed, they seated you,01:22:22
and now someone and I kicked01:22:25
some garbage on TV and all the schoolchildren were01:22:27
seated01:22:33
like an object under earlier time was yes we01:22:36
burned this slate into carbide, spat01:22:38
cartridges into the fire, threw them into the fire, I once, like a bang, think01:22:41
it hit right in the head,01:22:45
noticeably tribute imperceptibly to the trust has already grown up01:22:48
to01:22:50
I remember how we glued these leaves on the back with fleas,01:22:54
I’m an idiot,01:22:57
give me an [ __ ], I01:23:00
remember, I remember01:23:05
how We ran from class to the river, there was01:23:09
always only one left who then01:23:13
stood up for everyone, yes, remember, yes, I remember, yes,01:23:18
damn, the children now, of course, well,01:23:21
nothing at all, well, damn, they can’t01:23:23
do basic things, not even a01:23:25
slingshot, not a bomb, no, Dimochka, not a01:23:28
crossbow, not a Vig, they can’t do it and you all01:23:31
know why why because their01:23:33
hands with a gadget are growing01:23:37
and01:23:40
this is mine, this is my upbringing,01:23:44
look at the first time a handsome muscle guy got into the window,01:23:46
damn before, they01:23:49
ate green apricots with their pits and01:23:51
remember the chewing gum we had, I just01:23:54
took the resin from someone a tree fell,01:23:56
yes, when the common 1 wish for me01:23:59
appeared, we chewed it in the whole yard for two01:24:01
weeks,01:24:08
cool, then sugar and jam, yes, this is01:24:12
dysentery,01:24:14
this is the first kiss with a girl, and01:24:18
I know how I once made it, took a shorter01:24:22
label from a foreign chewing gum and put an01:24:24
ordinary piece there resin put it wrapped and the01:24:27
girls gave it to you that you fell for it but he01:24:32
runs the result01:24:36
well what’s there but01:24:38
dad didn’t dream of collecting what to01:24:41
buy we will be dark01:24:43
unfiltered01:24:46
responsibility then go for chips oh01:24:48
not gentleman this is for teacher’s day on01:24:50
collect01:24:53
bickerstet01:25:03
here are little girls already from childhood01:25:07
they teach us men to lie, damn it, I told01:25:11
you to pull it, I won’t tear it off, and well,01:25:15
okay, okay, let’s get some chocolate from the01:25:19
branch as a gift, no, I won’t, she’s not01:25:22
beautiful, how ugly is01:25:28
the crocodile, but she’s the prosecutor’s daughter, well, you01:25:32
’ll mess up the list, I’ll give you a needle here, no,01:25:35
no I’d rather be with bald Katya,01:25:40
here’s the right nutrition about this one,01:25:45
come here to me, hello, dear01:25:48
dads of stupidity,01:25:51
guys, congratulations on the Day of Knowledge01:25:56
[music]01:25:58
this is cool, I see that it’s cool, someone is a01:26:03
new class teacher in the distance to01:26:06
tell you the puncture is bad for me01:26:09
more often and called up01:26:10
articles, you know, nothing special, I’ve01:26:13
already learned everything about it, just 101:26:15
humanities degree, which is the first01:26:17
C grade there,01:26:22
hello, I obviously got it for you and you wanted to01:26:27
talk to you about additional01:26:29
classes, I wish he could do math and01:26:31
improve his English and biology,01:26:35
physical education can you pull up01:26:42
Leshka soared the cops somehow found out that we were01:26:46
picking flowers from the service and leaving you took01:26:49
the light dark well done and I can’t stand it anymore,01:26:53
you can’t stand it let’s run to01:26:56
the hospital for 1 test and become them there01:26:58
to test the01:27:02
charming Marusya impudent century01:27:06
explosive moto I’m from sex and I'm all01:27:10
different, but they want one thing: to see you in the01:27:13
palace of Ukraine on October 8 and 9 at01:27:16
concerts, visit show, come, it will be01:27:20
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