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Lost My Voice
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Confidential Voice
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Surgery
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White People
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Sorry, I know this is weird.
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It's my tea.
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I know it looks like a magic lamp but it’s not, it's my tea.
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I have to drink this as much as possible.
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So it's true, it's kind of like my medicine.
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I have to drink it why?
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Because I lost my voice.
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But it wasn’t like weekend lost your voice, it wasn’t like,
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"Oh, it was such a great party, I lost my voice" No, no
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Voice totally gone.
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What happened was I was doing shows in New York, right?
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A whole lot of performances and then one day, in the middle of a show my voice disapeared.
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Out of nowhere, I was talking, talking, talking, talking
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and then, it's gone.
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Now
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Now at first I thought it was just a small thing, it will go away
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but it didn’t, it got worse everyday, everyday my voice got worse and worse.
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Finally I ended in New York and was coming back to South Africa through London.
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So while I was in London I met a doctor there
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a horrible doctor because his advice was,
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"Maybe you should just keep quite Trevor, yeah?
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maybe you should keep quite, keep quite for a few days
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and there after, what you should do is
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speak in a confidential voice, yes?
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speak in a confidential voice."
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That's what he told me to do, speak in a confidential voice
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a confidential voice is basically you speaking very softly, very hum
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So basically everywhere you go you talk like this, you know what I mean?
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this is basically what you gotta do.
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Basically like white people in the office
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*whispering*
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"What's that?" "No nothing, we're good here, ha, ha ,ha ,ha
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see you guys at the braai, ha, ha."
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*whispering*
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That's a confidential voice."
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Now, the problem with a confidential voice
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is that you have to lean in when you speak to people, right?
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and then two things happen. One, I don’t know why
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but if you speak softly or you whisper
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people will whisper back to you.
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I don’t know why this happens. I went into a shop,
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I was trying to buy a computer. This guy comes at me and he says
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"Hey sir, how you doing, you good man?
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are you good?
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I was like, "Hey yes, I just need to buy some computers please."
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"Oh, you looking at some of those laptops over there?"
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I said, "Yeah, just some of the laptops."
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He said, "Yeah, well over here we have a great range of computers."
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"What are you doing, why are you whispering?"
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"No I am not whispering, I don’t know what you mean."
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You are whispering, why?
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It's like I am injured and now you are limping.
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what the hell is going on here?
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The second weird thing that happened was
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because I was speaking like this
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some people thought I was trying to have sex with them
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Yeah, it was weird for me at first
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and then I realise this actually was happening.
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The worst incident was when I was visiting friends of mine in Adderley, right?
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and I went to the Chicken Licken with my boys, we are hanging out
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it's a normal day, we're just getting food, you know?
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we walk up to the counter, the woman is there. She's like,
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"Welcome to Chicken Licken sir, can I take your order please?"
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I said, "I would like four pieces of chicken please."
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She's like,
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"You want some chicken?"
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"I'm gonna give you the breasts and the thighs."
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She was chasing me down the street, you know how scared I was
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running away holding my chicken
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screaming for help in a confidential voice?
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"Help me, help me, help me.
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So this clearly didn’t help.
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I come back to South Africa and I meet a doctor here, a voice doctor
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who happens to be one of the best in the world.
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and he does an exam of my voice, finds exactly what I have
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Hemorrhagic polyp.
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and he says we have to go in for surgery
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which stresses me out, I go what?
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we have got to go in for the surgery?
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He says, "Yeah Trevor, that is not helping. Stop doing that."
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I said, "what do you mean, the doctor said"
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"I don’t want to have sex with you so just stop doing that."
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"You are going in for surgery."
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Surgery.
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Surgery, you know how scared I was now?
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Surgery, it was stressful.
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the worst thing about the surgery was the proses around the surgery.
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I wasn’t allowed to speak for the week before the surgery
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and then after surgery, completely silent for one month.
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Yeah, one month.
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No speaking, no whispering
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no humming, no coughing or even sneezing.
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Nothing.
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You make no sound otherwise you will damage the voice after surgery, yeah.
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Which seems easy for the first few days because you think it's fun, you're like
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Oh I will just keep quite, I will just be a mime.
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and then it gets boring
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and then it gets difficult.
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because then you start meeting people what know you and want to have conversations.
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Fans in the streets, friendly people you know.
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White people where the best to me, I wont lie.
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because white people are impatient, I like that.
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Yeah, white people don’t have time for anything. I have seen this
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White people don’t like to wait,
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they are always in a hurry, always something to do.
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They come up to me, "Hey Trevor Noah right, the Comedian?"
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"Oh what, you not talking?"
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"Oh, no voice? Cheers hey, bye."
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Gone.
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Out of my life, no stress.
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I loved it, I loved it. Great for me.
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Not so great for white people though,
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that's why they pay so much in traffic fines, yes.
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It's true, if you guys where just more patient you wouldn’t pay half as much.
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Yeah, because black people hardly pay anything, anything at all.
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Black people get to the traffic thing, you just relax the situation
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you just relax the situation, you get there
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You know, the guy will come to your window,
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"Baba, you are not wearing a seat belt"
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and you are like, "Ah, seat belt?"
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"Yeah, no seat belt."
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"Eish, seatbelt?"
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"Yeah, give me your license."
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"Ah, license?"
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"Hey, give me your license man!"
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"Ah, license, seat belt, license?"
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"Ah, license, seat belt?"
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"Hey man!" "Ah, license?"
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"Hey man, go, go, go, go."
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Just relax it.
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I have seen white people at roadblocks, they have no patients.
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They get angry at the metro cop.
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They get so angry it's like he did something wrong, you see them
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They get stop there "Sorry sir, you where speeding."
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"Oh bloody hell man, you guys are everywhere,
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nobody can drive anymore in this place man!"
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"you guys are like behind every bush, I don’t know if it's a bush or a metro cop
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"What the hell is going on here man!"
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"Jis like you guys, they should start calling you the fauna and flora police
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What the hell!
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You guys in the bloody bush, you gonna give me a ticket or something?"
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"No, I was just saying..."
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"Yeah, bloody hell. Just give me the bloody ticket!"
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"Oh, you want a ticket, I will give a ticket. I will give you the damn ticket!"
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"Yeah, just give me the bloody ticket!"
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"Yeah I am going to give you the ticket and your indicator is not working
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"Boom, one thousand!"
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Just bring it down, just relax.
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just be a bit patient.
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White people have no patients, none.
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The complete opposite end of the spectrum,
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and the people I dreaded meeting when I had no voice
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was Indians.
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No, Indians are the worst human beings you will ever meet
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if you are trying to have short conversations
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I don’t know what it is about Indian people but they are
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the most inquisitive people you will ever come across in your life.
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Question after question, after question
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after question, it's just like a thing in their culture.
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They have just got to ask questions
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Questions, questions, questions, questions.
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That's why there's no Indian GPS, you wouldn’t get anywhere.
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You would not get anywhere.
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You would be fighting with your car
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"Take me to Woolworths please"
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"Why do you want to go to Woollworths here boss?"
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"Just take me to Woolworths dammit!"
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Questions and questions.
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I met a group of Indians guys one day
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it was a Saturday morning, these guys see me
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they very cool, the guy is like,
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"Hey Trevor Noah, Trevor Noah?
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"what's happening bro?
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How you doing man? Hey check this off, Hazier?"
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Hey Hazier, you know this ou bro?"
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Yeah, the comedian. We got all your DVD's here Trevor.
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Yeah, we bought them at Vorgeburg man.
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Hey man, hey bro you are tops man, you are tops bro!
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Hey, you are killing us with the jokes man, killing us
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Now when are you doing another show man?"
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"What you are not talking now?"
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"You lost your voice?"
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"What happened?"

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