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diddy t sword00:00:04
nazim [music]00:00:09
or kid,00:00:11
why do you have a hand00:00:14
made of a grenade00:00:16
grenade kid you were weird00:00:19
ru quit boys club00:00:22
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passport stamp day00:00:39
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bodybuilder day00:01:06
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what am00:01:27
I I’m asking what this is, even00:01:32
inexpensive, so things will go further, good things00:01:36
to increase the weapon, Panin needs days on00:01:39
natali00:01:40
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not me00:01:53
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homeless day,00:02:03
hello, dear mayor’s office of our00:02:05
town found out about the difficult living conditions00:02:09
that you live in, that you live in00:02:12
cleanliness and cold and decided to00:02:15
provide you with a new spacious one and indeed00:02:22
again the potion of you00:02:24
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with the holiday, fix it00:02:54
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with the holiday00:03:01
we will sort it out00:03:03
[music] the00:03:25
holidays of our town00:03:28
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were Petrovich, which means yesterday we had a00:03:45
commission to rename the streets and00:03:48
tomorrow the bandits have a secret hinge00:03:52
today so that the fear of you is correct00:03:54
or otherwise to lay down the renaming of00:03:56
the holidays on00:04:07
February 14, Valentine's Day,00:04:11
so he can00:04:14
but if it is in honor of00:04:17
225 1748 for such it is but Valentin00:04:20
Petrovich in the end kicking on the saint's day00:04:23
one Petrovich's wife in St. Tatiana00:04:25
to Fouquet why should we then put on their overlay00:04:28
what something I don’t hear is the district holy but00:04:33
what used to be a saint but not a saint00:04:34
above cartoons 3 nice so what we need00:04:38
further further the day of a trade worker can’t the00:04:40
day of a trade worker this is00:04:43
nonsense somewhere in the trade saw at least00:04:46
one worker 1 2 videos from00:04:49
one worker bidding00:04:52
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hello hello means man00:05:13
what I wanted to take from you give me00:05:16
Toyota her cold smoked herring then00:05:19
she has two kilograms of00:05:21
crayfish very good two kilos this is00:05:25
great for you at 500 up to each weight 50000:05:29
order it pivo00:05:34
200:05:37
kilograms Marinka of such a small fish00:05:43
test00:05:45
purchase00:05:47
means it’s mine,00:05:50
don’t need it I completely trust you, I00:05:53
completely trust you, yes, he’s taking it well,00:05:56
so let’s see how you chemistry here and I00:05:59
know how to drill the holes in the geek which holes00:06:01
I’m weighing without the first00:06:06
through from 25 to 2 centuries 400 you are only00:06:14
73 flexible00:06:18
46300:06:21
485 yes yes it does00:06:24
n’t work out at all two kilos it doesn’t work out00:06:28
let’s draw up an act wait usa which00:06:33
let’s now check it best on the00:06:36
calculator on the calculator yes00:06:38
please write00:06:39
460 no00:06:42
421 alinka add00:06:45
470 plus four hundred sixty plus 48000:06:51
55 great-grandson00:06:54
2000 before that two kilo00:06:59
country00:07:02
yes yes00:07:03
but sorry nothing00:07:06
strange it can’t be sped up00:07:09
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goodbye sedan and very white00:07:15
strange strange strange that strange00:07:19
strange as if you can’t even00:07:21
drill a girl in a calculator00:07:25
March 8 yes we can from this it’s clear00:07:29
international women’s day, well, what00:07:31
will happen after international women’s day00:07:35
international women’s night00:07:44
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petrovich and00:07:49
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we are sitting well with them and00:07:57
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oops [00:07:59
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good hand fish is good00:08:04
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now still00:08:19
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my dear,00:08:29
I got three of your wishes,00:08:33
after the first wish I immediately00:08:36
fall asleep00:08:40
look March 21 March 21 on this day the00:08:44
great Russian composer00:08:46
Modest Petrovich Musorgsky was born will00:08:48
decorate in a hurry 21 we will have money and00:08:51
this swayed the police Musersky00:08:53
composer Musersky and so the map of music00:08:57
probably yes, but the day, turn to00:09:00
communication, how is this possible, well, how can I still00:09:02
celebrate Vladimir’s breasts before the phrase, but00:09:05
you yourself are on the move, the gaps in the group have read00:09:07
to walk to the borders and the border is on constipation00:09:09
Karatygina, we’re calling the day of the fence, well,00:09:20
maybe this is the first time you’re interceding, so00:09:23
upset, exactly, Comrade00:09:24
Lieutenant Colonel00:09:25
out of stupidity, guard the embryo here, the area of00:09:29
responsibility of the field office for the action,00:09:31
walks like this vodka carries cigarettes,00:09:35
kilograms of drugs, carries what00:09:38
is being done, yes, so the girl’s task is a00:09:41
simple task, wears smugglers,00:09:43
detect and detain00:09:46
contraband, confiscate it, I understand,00:09:50
well, wait, who is going 500:09:55
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to 10 let's eat,00:10:03
you understand Gazmanov, the main thing is show me the machine00:10:10
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allow me, comrade lieutenant colonel, excuse me,00:10:18
of course, allow me to report the00:10:27
task assigned by comrade lieutenant colonel, private Gazmanov00:10:31
coped with the miracle, please00:10:37
forgive this, it’s just a push, the parquet floor workers00:10:40
clogged a00:10:41
bag of more bags, I’m00:10:44
asking what it is,00:10:48
you’re saying you’re in the round, that I’m to blame he00:10:51
said that the rear is on the machine, he gives almost no00:10:59
reason00:11:01
to freeze in the cold is playing00:11:03
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you people of art have not sagged by the way00:11:09
in general, but art workers somehow00:11:11
forget, yes, people also need some kind of00:11:13
holiday, a00:11:17
cunning00:11:21
artist, a00:11:23
palette,00:11:25
and don’t drown half a liter of America in the wind,00:11:29
don't blow people's hygiene,00:11:31
you know, an apology for this, how much does00:11:32
anyone need this palette gas gram00:11:36
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[music] there00:12:28
won't00:12:33
be an00:12:35
era at all blogs, well, the queen, but00:12:39
they say00:12:41
we'll live, wait,00:12:46
artist Glinka life for the Tsar,00:12:53
but on July 9,00:12:55
Bill Clinton would have00:12:57
turned exactly 55 years old,00:13:01
well, if his birthday was on00:13:05
July 9, the show then, but what do you want00:13:09
wonderful people to do, it’s always something like00:13:16
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Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev00:13:22
paid great attention to culture00:13:25
once he even the big theater came in00:13:31
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I00:13:52
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what is this sho I am the law00:14:11
where00:14:14
no you are with us who is Petrovich you are00:14:18
the director of the00:14:19
opera house00:14:21
what kind of o'hara is this no one sings about life about00:14:25
those one this will add isn't it this00:14:29
David is in good pain, I see that they are with him and00:14:34
will bring him to sing from such a one who came00:14:38
badly,00:14:40
what kind of ballet is Prokofiev’s Romeo and00:14:44
Juliet,00:14:46
who are00:14:48
these, here’s how I washed this woman, this00:14:52
is Juliet, and I don’t understand the clothes, passage00:14:56
leela [music]00:15:04
as they say God willing, we have a day in the town,00:15:06
and we’ll come up with a holiday for it, and00:15:09
they say correctly, and for the holiday, that we00:15:11
need something in our pockets, that there is00:15:14
something in the store, and that the00:15:16
saleswomen have something like that, especially the00:15:19
saleswomen,00:15:24
except how could I you and the other each have00:15:28
their own holiday, because the00:15:31
kidneys are strictly I don’t00:15:35
think00:15:37
you know, I have these between why didn’t I00:15:39
just marry an American, a00:15:43
reliable guy doesn’t drink, everything will be fine,00:15:45
absolutely the same idiot as00:15:48
forgivable, our men have international00:15:52
international weaknesses to drink and00:15:55
fight like the table has been set for the man,00:15:58
well, it’s just so insulting, not00:16:02
only is it his00:16:04
first time shmutki, so I’ll squeeze out my friends,00:16:09
this is the first day, [ __ ], as if they’re00:16:11
forced to somehow get out,00:16:14
I can also how it’s done, trading00:16:18
about the dynamics of Vova on Andy,00:16:21
purely humanly, just look00:16:24
a little bit I’ll tie you up or it’s a little00:16:27
wrong for you even easily,00:16:29
you just won’t notice for 4 you have to00:16:33
give 6000 dachas and I’ll give you away,00:16:43
come in,00:16:44
you know, I found it for an idiot, I marked it00:16:49
at the holiday, I need to give it in full, but I do00:16:52
n’t know how, I’m a fragile girl, you know, let’s00:16:56
think so - it was humanly possible to00:17:00
consider me, let’s give you another 60,00:17:03
think that you considered00:17:07
thank you for understanding me, you00:17:10
understand, it’s00:17:12
not always like that, it’s just that00:17:17
you don’t feel sorry for what I considered you about,00:17:19
and it’s his money, I understand00:17:23
how much you don’t feel sorry for he didn’t let me00:17:26
try, I don’t care how00:17:28
much I’ll pay, how much I’ll say, pay so much,00:17:33
but tell me all the houses around, what do you mean00:17:37
this is worth00:17:39
2 floors,00:17:42
so I saved00:17:44
everyone, not giving it away, just count your daughter00:17:49
or what part of the brain00:17:51
.00:17:52
and the fact that you gave it to me is it00:17:57
possible we are at work I became his wife’s work00:18:03
quite officially00:18:05
a little bit00:18:09
I don’t even look there the truth is like the fact00:18:14
that it means to many to weigh God at the core00:18:16
but why did he even00:18:19
choose an American idiot00:18:21
who destroyed the planet that I have00:18:24
never pestered in this way00:18:34
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Sergei come here I’ll eat00:18:39
if I tie you up then I’ll honestly warn you in00:18:43
no way you’re noticing the ass here it’s a joke00:18:45
how to live00:18:47
happily but then we’ll talk in the spirit00:18:51
this drink a person in happiness + 2 minutes00:18:55
perfect so annoying00:19:01
normally listen to Seryozha talk about00:19:04
this Rudki00:19:07
on the reversal of the moment a little grandfather, but00:19:15
for our friendship, let them go by the way,00:19:19
America is00:19:21
better than the one whom he is already treating,00:19:25
thank you for what you say00:19:31
[laughter]00:19:32
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pick up the phone, that’s what I want, do00:19:40
n’t I want it? you need it, I’m calling you, I’m my00:19:42
brother’s wife in the shadows behind him to the top I didn’t know00:19:44
Luke Alen but the ice chest your conversation here is00:19:49
just nothing Olya Olya00:19:52
how can you hear me now Norman is good so00:19:55
well taught to speak in an attack like listen00:20:01
well what did you take him about one and a half thousands of bucks00:20:05
just went crazy why is it exploding00:20:08
but because exactly the same one here at an00:20:10
angle of 2,850 is definitely waiting for the thing we need to take00:20:16
the moon with a00:20:17
yo-yo champion00:20:23
[music] the00:20:29
new Russians of our town [00:20:33
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where is mine00:20:58
great, well, well, how like a fly you're00:21:02
fine, yes, apparently that's why00:21:05
this is a circle this car00:21:09
after the date that I dropped 600 I00:21:12
went to the operand you'll find out about it looks00:21:15
from the Mercedes sk station I went there00:21:18
a sign to change the oil they ruined me00:21:20
inject knows but I'm on this is me right now and00:21:23
like this in the alleys so that the guys don’t00:21:25
see you don’t remember Natasha completely,00:21:27
my wife is my game in the ninth year, I’m also a00:21:30
little girl now, that means she’s sitting in Cyprus now,00:21:33
this is Natasha there, the offshore zone, the00:21:36
blacks are walking for such money and in general00:21:38
a certain mother don’t cry she’s sitting and from there it00:21:40
means she’s been calling me for 1 week and00:21:43
calling me until you’re there with your bars, you ca00:21:45
n’t figure out standing on her, you’re back,00:21:47
you’re resisting,00:21:49
the day before yesterday she was scamming you for the last time, I00:21:51
called, I called, yes, what did they do, and00:21:55
Sashenka is at Barclay Bank and is doing this, the00:21:59
details00:22:01
aren’t there I manage no no a la00:22:03
manager I don’t remember what his name is00:22:06
English how he doesn’t have an alec.00:22:08
and I’m dying these are the things and maybe there00:22:10
about 3 things I put and I put and you’re00:22:14
smart from and you we’ve always had only the00:22:16
smartest the best our I about myself00:22:19
you ask me 3 about myself I say copy00:22:22
on you look good you look great you00:22:24
look like things you, since I have00:22:28
n’t eaten for 6 days, I’ve been00:22:31
studying, I don’t have a lot of strength, and seriously,00:22:34
seriously, that means I’ll say that00:22:37
you have to force yourself00:22:39
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hello, do00:23:04
you have wheels wheels00:23:10
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no00:23:20
times00:23:24
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between them at least and00:23:47
[music] the00:23:49
whole car I'll take this and I00:23:55
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what did the guys give me00:23:59
pushing him00:24:05
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where are you going00:24:12
in Petrovsk and the baths00:24:15
h00:24:18
ale garage00:24:20
Petrovsky baths here00:24:22
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at the bottom 20 bucks I'm making a brooch00:24:33
never drive that fast again00:24:42
come up I won’t remember and x-ray the00:24:45
sharp eye of the photographer the noticed pains and00:24:48
crankcase you are lying will make you not00:24:51
recognizing like the figure she doesn’t vovich headlights00:24:55
take pictures not a single horseradish who the sharp00:24:58
eye of the photographer00:25:01
I’m somewhere I’m now about this hand a gun00:25:04
here and there in bulk00:25:06
I can to the left of the column to the right of the column00:25:12
in front of the column is not the enemy, but you don’t need to take00:25:15
on the role of Izya for guidance, why, well, I’m taking00:25:20
a photograph, mommy, an elderly mommy,00:25:23
a photo card, instructs them to look at grief and00:25:26
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my son, where is the maksud animation and00:25:37
and00:25:41
then I00:25:43
go out and behind the column and said00:25:49
hello mommy, you're Troy00:26:00
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this morning girl, well, Sonya has00:26:45
little to say, talk to flash drives, we can00:26:48
zheskaya woke up in the morning with daddies about00:26:50
mitosis pony I pierced or season00:26:53
little was it a belt loop and sleep00:26:58
such a problem what's the connection between us I really00:27:02
think she will be for 100 thousand00:27:04
in the groin00:27:10
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children saw00:27:40
80 my year00:27:42
skinny city committee of the Komsomol I you didn’t00:27:45
supervise00:27:47
exactly tells00:27:49
me when I went and00:27:52
[music]00:28:05
this first year we00:28:09
protected our butts but00:28:12
this day I’m very supportive of them00:28:16
white is surprised00:28:20
no00:28:23
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. so00:28:34
she continues to make00:28:40
even I brew chaga like Greece also00:28:43
don’t give in to cabbage but where did you see00:28:46
that00:28:49
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train and00:28:57
remembered the00:29:00
registration service on board Ella Hill00:29:10
[music] they00:29:18
will show me00:29:20
[music] that00:29:33
means you live here at the dachas well00:29:38
let’s say what from you the name is Felix,00:29:42
well let’s say from that00:29:45
listen Felix and it’s not you with on such and such a00:29:50
fat one walking around well yes let him in what00:29:54
what well something Felix what to fight but I00:30:00
won’t because of migration than why why00:30:02
butchata I’m the only nobody It’s not like a man, I00:30:05
won’t fight with them and that’s it00:30:06
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that means the film00:30:23
Andryukha and00:30:25
Yurchik will be with you00:30:30
Vitek will fight with me00:30:33
Felix must be fought00:30:37
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good00:30:54
stable00:30:57
Moscow00:31:05
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well, the tales of our town about the new00:31:13
Russians00:31:14
were caught somehow new Russians00:31:17
goldfish era gray pecks gray move move00:31:21
move00:31:22
move00:31:23
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ask him for a car company for a long time00:31:42
we can just00:31:43
let a friend find what he said I’ll do00:31:47
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Yula Yula on the forehead duck gray million bucks00:31:56
asked give me00:31:59
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they gave him good, come on, come on, come on,00:32:10
thank00:32:11
you, do it so that the Solntsevo lads00:32:14
leave us in peace00:32:25
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somehow he came to the new Russians in the00:32:33
commercial bank of the ball, the hero of the Russian00:32:36
people, the old Russians, Mansa Musa days, and00:32:40
in the upper room, as usual, the Vologda maiden sits00:32:43
to big-breasted00:32:47
hello beauty00:32:49
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humanitarian aid we have there round00:32:53
dubchek there please and I am00:32:55
his 1 of 100:32:58
someone I am a hero of the Russian people00:33:02
Susanin Evans00:33:04
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the most say oh00:33:30
my God00:33:33
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thank you releasing at night Lord00:33:42
I am the00:34:03
president of00:34:08
all you take everything00:34:10
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let's go00:34:13
where you00:34:16
went out for a walk and00:34:21
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one day three robbers burst into the premises of a Moscow00:34:31
city bank00:34:36
1 waved a pistol and demanded 2 and00:34:42
cursed censorship and the barrel on the floor and a third00:34:48
sang and danced read children's poems00:34:51
told jokes lively and cheerful00:34:55
at the00:34:56
Moscow city bank he is the cutest00:35:02
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oh boards so his carriage devi fleas00:35:17
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cartoons of our town00:35:34
elephant and teams00:35:36
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who is here00:35:44
who is here00:35:48
hear you are teaching and one elephant is at home00:35:53
[music] the00:35:56
ball is flooded00:35:58
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all over the country hundreds of young people are looking for a00:36:09
good powder for themselves, one of them is00:36:11
Mikhail untethered childless housewives00:36:14
tell Misha and you will exchange your powder00:36:17
for two packs of regular00:36:20
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why00:36:24
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because my ship00:36:32
is okay00:36:34
so you choose I00:36:41
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cleanliness pure buzz company products00:36:48
cursed like a gambler I00:36:51
love you watch here new guy well00:36:55
I have Batman from series 2 3 and I haven’t00:36:58
seen our version it’s not the00:37:00
name of00:37:01
Batman 4 5 5 let’s see what the soul is00:37:07
3d and you’re not afraid I want to be afraid00:37:10
scary movie00:37:12
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1 1 100:37:23
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i.e. you00:37:30
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yes speaking00:38:01
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sha'n't I'm this section 6 5 more00:38:06
uncle00:38:07
oh sorry I didn't see your place took00:38:14
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Batman00:38:25
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and now00:38:51
hunchbacked00:38:54
I said garbuckle00:38:56
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about the healing one more, more, more, shed a00:39:33
little more, so well prepared00:39:35
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attention, I’m taking off the00:39:42
uncle bence, consistently excellent00:39:45
result00:39:50
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but here there should be applause,00:40:08
but it’s00:40:11
necessary for the policemen, you don’t need it here00:40:14
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these parasites00:40:20
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we will now sing concreta00:40:40
[music]00:40:41
only after the text Alexander Sergeevich00:40:44
Putin and for a00:40:48
long time I will be so kind to you and this00:40:53
Alexander Sergeevich00:41:05
now you00:41:10
just how he wanted it, what if all of a sudden00:41:13
from00:41:15
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cut ira00:41:22
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we activate after all00:41:31
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[laughter]00:41:45
Mr.00:41:52
Mr.00:41:55
consumables, the thing is that this is not this00:41:58
surname, not a monument, then00:42:00
Mr.00:42:01
[music]00:42:03
Raskolnikov00:42:06
Raskolnikov00:42:10
a thousand times the same I don’t want the very price of my soul for the00:42:14
room00:42:27
[music]00:42:33
.00:42:35
[laughter] why are00:42:46
you already standing00:42:50
[music]00:42:54
would be huge00:42:59
among the00:43:02
Armenians and00:43:05
those asking for00:43:06
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why we should divide00:43:13
[laughter]00:43:25
[music]00:43:28
all00:43:30
stop mowing under the new Russians until the00:43:34
picture they also got first.00:43:38
[music]00:43:44
hello hello00:43:47
to kill00:43:53
[music]00:43:58
no-no-no-no-no so00:43:59
new so00:44:02
extravagant that’s your fart.00:44:07
I can offer a cocktail from00:44:10
Zhirinovsky smoothly the00:44:14
hit of the season00:44:18
[music]00:44:35
is ready,00:44:37
but perhaps00:44:39
not yet00:44:41
[music] the00:44:43
losses are ready00:44:47
[music]00:44:51
hello, in America there is a00:44:56
movie in America,00:44:58
quite right, in America there is a movie, but at00:45:02
home there is no movie, but in our town in00:45:06
fact, there is no cinema, and we don’t even have a00:45:11
thin body, but we do have this cinema house, we are00:45:15
so crazy quiet, and today00:45:18
I invite you to our thin one, but we want to00:45:23
present to your judgment the best works of00:45:27
producers, sponsors, directors, cameraman,00:45:30
scriptwriters, actresses and most importantly, of course, an00:45:34
actor actor the basics of all film workers00:45:38
who are not00:45:42
[music]00:45:48
house dialogue on00:45:50
[music]00:45:53
already the first nomination is dedicated to perhaps the00:45:56
key oxide for cinema I00:45:59
penetrate a person when in the case of an00:46:02
unconditionally devoted one it was taken away the name of00:46:06
kiki on the mechanic Vasya00:46:08
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[applause]00:46:18
[music]00:46:21
smells00:46:24
[music]00:46:29
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cutting teeth plowing00:46:58
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what power00:47:03
[music]00:47:08
his olga when my teeth hurt00:47:11
I forgot the way to the doctors I don’t go all about the00:47:15
good ones00:47:16
we’re going to the00:47:27
groom for my wife00:47:32
23rd as soon as my teeth start to hurt I00:47:36
go home, but why not, how are you and her00:47:39
[music]00:47:42
we go to bed and00:47:44
baw baw00:47:48
[applause]00:47:49
I completely forgot,00:47:54
this is the only way my wife is escaping00:47:57
. and now you have oak.00:48:05
[music]00:48:11
sometimes when I watch a movie00:48:13
I want to exclaim, this is fantastic, but I00:48:16
want to exclaim, nomination for the best00:48:19
science fiction action movie,00:48:29
it was all or a pond when it00:48:35
happened yesterday today or tomorrow and00:48:39
this or what it doesn’t00:48:43
know the name of it00:48:48
[music]00:48:53
[music]00:49:11
[music]00:49:18
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even the00:49:28
essence00:49:29
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and00:50:01
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[music]00:50:15
art cinema cinema about art what is the00:50:19
name of our next nomination00:50:21
best film about art00:50:24
[music]00:50:25
[applause]00:50:27
genius and health devi things are incompatible00:50:32
as pushkin00:50:34
[music]00:50:44
many people know that the composer people van00:50:47
beethoven wire00:50:50
lost his hearing in his youth and became00:50:54
deaf,00:51:01
he became completely deaf and wrote his music00:51:07
solely from memory,00:51:14
but few people know that the great00:51:17
Fleming painter Rembrandt became blind in old age and00:51:20
painted his paintings by touch00:51:24
and where do you do00:51:45
[ music]00:51:46
[laughter]00:51:50
I always say that it’s00:51:53
better to touch once than to see seven times00:52:09
felt the moment like but no now00:52:13
feel that’s00:52:14
probably00:52:17
all00:52:21
[laughter]00:52:23
nothing paints a picture like an artist00:52:26
ocen picture cimbali nomination for best00:52:29
cinema artist00:52:33
[music]00:52:40
now let's open it quickly now I'll00:52:43
quickly00:52:46
[music]00:52:53
artist gur than like the beloved woman00:52:56
mechanics Gavrilova00:53:00
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artist Yakovlev Ivan Vasilyevich changes00:53:23
profession00:53:32
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[music]00:53:46
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just look,00:54:03
he00:54:05
washes even at a temperature of 40 degrees00:54:08
and Rick erases what others cannot do00:54:17
[music]00:54:29
[music]00:54:32
Tsar Boris Godunov once heard a00:54:37
melody by the composer Francesco da Milano,00:54:41
since then he sang it all the time and passed it off as his00:54:45
own,00:54:48
under the blue sky there is a00:54:53
golden city,00:54:59
animals of unprecedented beauty are walking00:55:06
like the yellow, fire-maned00:55:10
friend of the00:55:11
floor and the00:55:13
golden eagle standing with them00:55:18
speaks to this flower,00:55:22
you and00:55:24
I didn’t call Boris Godunov just a00:55:27
bath00:55:29
for now00:55:30
and a slave and even simpler than00:55:32
Tom Ben live. an00:55:39
artist without a movie is a dream, but a movie without an00:55:42
artist is nothing like that out of nothing and00:55:45
nothing comes out of it 0 general say00:55:48
quickly ask a colleague male Seryozha00:55:54
the barbarian well let's have the first winter00:55:59
girl give Damon number00:56:05
11 pro00:56:07
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and00:56:33
[applause]00:56:36
what thanks00:56:40
crap00:56:42
I trusted the cactus mug with the whole map, clear00:56:45
to the crap, the second year, we need to00:56:49
give the second Desdemona. let's give oh00:56:53
on number two the price of strangulation to this on00:56:55
number two right00:57:02
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deceiver00:57:10
from urgently 24 hours from00:57:14
praying00:57:18
[music]00:57:30
[music]00:57:31
[applause]00:57:34
thank you for yelling good no 2 200:57:39
better than timber we're just the first hall 4 and00:57:43
look at it closer to look at00:57:48
what was taken out will already appear as a00:57:52
cameraman, what kind of director are you,00:57:56
let's go closer and take a look and dinner review00:58:00
for number 2 underwear is not where is she, is00:58:03
this something00:58:06
[music]00:58:14
still terribly interesting what they00:58:17
think about us there, they not only think they are all00:58:20
filming it is a screamer and so we present00:58:22
the nomination for the best foreign film of00:58:24
Russia00:58:28
film company you are a hooligan with the00:58:31
film00:58:33
the Kremlin dreamer00:58:39
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there are no shoes to light00:59:00
[music]00:59:08
[music]00:59:15
carpet decay comrade Lenin00:59:18
[music]00:59:19
you have a lantern in a row00:59:26
comrade women's this is not fantasies that this is00:59:31
this light bulb of Ilyich00:59:39
and now our surprize is00:59:42
a small leading one00:59:45
[music]00:59:48
[applause]00:59:53
[music]01:00:01
the shadows are calling01:00:03
honor01:00:04
[music]01:00:05
in my difficult and critical days x I01:00:09
discovered01:00:11
Said for the fact that he gives me a feeling of01:00:14
self-confidence, more chaos01:00:18
filat I gave myself an up tool with an absent01:00:22
gift not not keep predatory then it is not01:00:25
earlier a feeling of reliability and purity01:00:30
but the main main one is01:00:34
Sukhov01:00:35
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[applause]01:00:47
[music]01:01:06
move it, it’s worth it [01:01:08
applause] the01:01:11
casing is01:01:13
hot to until it’s hot01:01:17
[music]01:01:24
dry well,01:01:26
let me light a cigarette01:01:31
gave three packs of markers where they didn’t01:01:37
shoot01:01:43
[music]01:01:48
[applause]01:01:56
what kind of movie can be made using a hidden01:01:59
camera of course about spies of a01:02:02
random passerby please help01:02:05
explain the task our leading actor will be walking down the street, an01:02:09
agent who01:02:11
knows that he is being watched by the FSB what needs to be01:02:15
played come up to the agent give the password01:02:18
in San Francisco and everything is fine01:02:21
present a reasonable photograph and01:02:23
demand the other half the agent will01:02:26
pretend that he does not understand anything that he01:02:28
is seeing you for the first time in his life for this he01:02:31
should be damned01:02:34
sometimes no one knew take 101:02:38
yes most importantly no We don’t have an agent,01:02:42
they will also be an01:02:44
unsuspecting passer-by,01:02:48
it’s nice that it’s a chanson. now banned01:02:53
password01:02:54
give a hand01:02:56
behind them 2 to germinate breeds01:02:58
then there is no01:03:01
chance French everything is in order01:03:04
leg on the chest the bad predator betrayed us01:03:10
and with a chance on the roof. everything is ok, the01:03:16
second half of the photo is01:03:18
magirus,01:03:20
let's go to the cars, the01:03:23
firmware is ok, the password,01:03:28
and now the second half,01:03:33
thanks to you, you should have a couple of01:03:35
tents in the hole, where we can do it01:03:40
from where and down the label,01:03:44
let's get half of the graphics from where the whole mind is01:03:48
white,01:03:50
damn you betrayed us all to01:03:56
you example I hear01:03:58
San Francisco everything is fine the01:04:01
second half about the schedule password01:04:06
that block that you don’t understand anything01:04:08
there at all and I really see the photos01:04:16
password01:04:20
damn you 3 once again01:04:23
called01:04:29
you hello from heard01:04:31
you there no01:04:34
heard well that’s01:04:37
all in ok the01:04:40
second half and01:04:43
this is generally the turnout failed the second01:04:47
half01:04:48
that01:04:50
you are there meter somehow01:04:54
at the useless station we are jumping ok01:04:57
added there you are not there they have nothing to do with the01:05:01
second half of the photos you are in my01:05:05
shoulder01:05:07
damn you I just betrayed us all01:05:09
you are not there somehow01:05:13
you didn’t recognize the take the last shooting is over01:05:21
inspiration is not for sale but you can sell the town01:05:26
drying01:05:27
sold01:05:30
the town everything is for sale01:05:33
the best anti-dandruff remedy01:05:35
the wig harmonizes well with the white01:05:37
foreign car and they were poorly rested01:05:41
of course but with all that it implies01:05:46
hello beautiful stranger01:05:48
good01:05:50
good donat but Let's call you,01:05:55
I apologize, in general, I have01:05:58
n't made anything like this before from a woman,01:06:00
but you know, this is some kind of01:06:03
extraordinary, so wonderful, I'm not01:06:06
today's01:06:08
Turgenev of some kind, and if it's01:06:11
not difficult for you, I couldn't leave your01:06:14
phone number, the01:06:18
engineer is up for01:06:26
sale, Ernsworth01:06:29
[music ]01:06:31
Russian she has millions of passengers departing01:06:34
your flight is delayed until 2001:06:38
00 due to the non-arrival of the plane from01:06:42
Vyshny Volochok01:06:43
we repeat to the attention of the passengers of the departing01:06:46
media your arens to delay all 127 07301:06:52
the law will not01:06:57
interfere with leaving yes no01:07:03
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like01:07:11
a man don’t be offended01:07:12
help yourself don’t be01:07:19
sorry nothing,01:07:28
where do you work01:07:30
people01:07:33
at the airport to01:07:35
register and make01:07:39
toilets,01:07:42
clean01:07:46
and I understand that01:07:51
the trees are so healthy, maybe the bill01:07:53
can’t find a job properly, I01:07:55
would give it all up, I would go for normal01:07:58
money, so01:08:04
what, so that I01:08:05
[music]01:08:08
quit aviation01:08:10
[laughter]01:08:14
advertising01:08:16
[applause]01:08:18
[music]01:08:27
[music]01:08:31
roads are great Daina don’t let me smoke and don’t01:08:36
finish smoking well how many times should I tell you about01:08:38
I don’t smoke well not que ruja and in the gang man I01:08:42
’m Dima Skira to captivity damn it gave01:08:45
slow Alanine took it away smokes and anime01:08:49
auto- the sniper knocked out his teeth,01:08:51
I’ll warn you, he warned his nose, we’ll01:08:55
do it, he’ll smoke, okay, on01:09:00
the list, at least you have chips, there are some01:09:04
with Guryanova, and01:09:07
[music]01:09:09
all this is, what is this,01:09:12
bittern01:09:16
[music]01:09:19
TNT with carbide and dynamite, keep tit01:09:23
your teeth in the morning and until the evening and01:09:26
this is01:09:28
the life01:09:29
[music] of01:09:32
wonderful people,01:09:34
elite tourist packages01:09:36
to an exotic country are on sale01:09:39
once the great traveler Nikolai Mikhailovich Przhevalsky galloped to Mongolia on a package tour from the01:09:41
Imperial Geographical Society,01:09:47
great I am PMR01:09:51
Shilovsky01:09:52
texts and proudly the Mongols01:09:55
live01:09:57
when the brigade is01:09:59
larger01:10:01
after meeting the local guide Nikolai01:10:04
Mikhailovich went to find out what the01:10:07
Mongolian god sent and01:10:11
[music]01:10:35
remember all01:10:37
my horse my mother my horse you understand01:10:41
my horse and tell yours that this can be a01:10:47
horse touch this start since01:10:52
then all Mongols know that there are01:10:55
just horses and there are01:10:58
Przewalski's horses01:11:00
for sale Alexey's manuscript is a pawn, the01:11:05
contents are as bitter as possible01:11:09
[music]01:11:18
Mr. Center, well, the forum on the01:11:21
wasted on the good Alexey01:11:25
Maximov, well,01:11:27
share well on the01:11:33
need01:11:36
[music]01:11:45
[applause]01:11:47
the name is but wsus about the soul of the island01:11:51
islands what we call what the name01:11:54
Mr. Lyashko Jew about Russian people according to01:11:58
him is not in itself01:12:00
[music]01:12:01
Russian people move just like like a knife to the01:12:05
heart01:12:07
to the very one I want so I think Alexey01:12:12
Maksimovich that in the title we will leave01:12:15
only the01:12:16
last word01:12:21
[music]01:12:25
for sale taihe starting price 1 venka01:12:32
great American inventor01:12:35
Sono Yalmar loved to go to the bathhouses and01:12:38
he invented his famous Morse code01:12:42
in the bathhouse because Murza himself was01:12:46
distinguished by rare powers01:12:48
of observation, such an alphabet he01:12:50
got two short01:12:52
one length01:12:55
two long01:12:57
three short01:12:59
for sale frame and 2 Hare Krishna01:13:05
[music]01:13:27
[ music]01:13:35
and Kostov01:13:37
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a little lower, it would be01:13:41
great to fog up something01:13:44
[music]01:13:46
artist shaving brush Lenin shaves looking in the01:13:50
mirror of the Russian revolution01:13:53
[laughter]01:13:59
[music]01:14:01
because thank you thank you01:14:05
[music] that01:14:14
’s why my village, well now they’ll bring you01:14:18
the number of a taxi creature and the plate in the house is your01:14:20
plate, well, Christmas tree-sticks,01:14:25
the artist Olivier is not at ease, but01:14:28
[laughter]01:14:33
[music]01:14:36
it’s booming, I’ll add01:14:40
our dear Turkish father,01:14:49
Sasha, you gave us the tanks,01:14:53
we sold them, they01:14:56
sold them, I’ve already written them and I’ll send them to01:15:01
us01:15:02
I’ll tie up a batch of goods01:15:05
in a piggy01:15:07
jacket01:15:10
with changing01:15:13
pads01:15:15
Nicky Zhenya Jay and the01:15:18
bath suits are going well, the suits are flying and flying01:15:22
details01:15:24
rye and we Toby01:15:27
translated has already brought out and having already written01:15:32
bright01:15:34
power and mod apk01:15:37
already01:15:41
already power him tabib01:15:47
your01:15:49
Zaporozhye artist Repin stern01:15:52
Cossacks write a letter to the Turkish Sultan01:16:00
advertisement01:16:03
[music]01:16:06
I, comrades, work as the general01:16:10
secretary of the party and the work takes01:16:12
me a lot of energy, but then the country needs to01:16:16
restore the drakes of steam duck I’m always behind01:16:20
Snickers01:16:22
[music]01:16:30
began to listen and01:16:34
what’s stopping us from bringing order to the01:16:37
commissariat of internal affairs Del01:16:40
Oswald how then does he call not stones 201:16:44
housing thank you01:16:48
[music]01:16:55
so they called this you say you live sit down get01:17:00
old01:17:03
Mr. Roosevelt sent a chocolate please01:17:06
try please01:17:09
thank you Comrade Stalin01:17:12
[music]01:17:16
Snickers ate and order01:17:21
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musical pause01:17:30
[music]01:18:20
[laughter]01:18:24
[music ]01:19:09
[applause]01:19:11
[music]01:19:14
for those who are sick with trimmer the01:19:19
horrors of our town are being sold01:19:24
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[music]01:19:32
I01:19:34
said what01:19:37
18a01:19:41
[music]01:19:48
in the midst of get you live01:19:56
[music] that's01:20:03
how it's a mystery what I'm but01:20:08
strand and what day01:20:11
we01:20:12
ask01:20:15
from children's he says Tchaikovsky 1701:20:19
like that, well, what does it have to do with consumption 1801:20:24
shooting range-3 and there they say that he doesn’t live there01:20:28
anymore to continue and the inquiry01:20:33
say01:20:35
Tchaikovsky 17 apartment 301:20:45
[music]01:20:46
[applause]01:20:50
[music]01:20:58
why am01:21:02
I talking about01:21:05
me anyway, you have a bottle01:21:10
for nothing, why the cops came three times01:21:15
asking whether you live here or01:21:16
not, I’m your friend, I01:21:19
naturally said that’s not here01:21:23
[music]01:21:30
or01:21:31
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fantomas, don’t bother01:21:39
me, you know something from the classics01:21:43
[music ]01:21:45
just about Marina Ivanovna Tsvetaeva important ca01:21:48
n’t why because ordered01:21:53
from when on but01:21:57
covered x heating maybe01:22:01
also can’t why is01:22:06
this stock01:22:10
doing01:22:12
what are you eating01:22:15
it poured Snegireva01:22:19
[music]01:22:20
classics which feeders01:22:24
praises01:22:27
[music]01:22:34
[music ]01:22:38
closer and it’s none of our business01:22:42
that the keel is counted by Snegirev,01:22:47
I01:22:52
thought01:22:59
they were selling a towing rope for stealing01:23:03
police cars, it’s a very01:23:06
good, very01:23:08
reliable, very durable, very strong01:23:13
cable, and if you hook it up to a01:23:17
car that sincerely came to the rescue and then01:23:20
supposedly leave for a few minutes in01:23:24
order to call, this is what01:23:26
will come out of all this01:23:28
[music]01:23:44
I didn’t understand01:23:50
and this is my car, wow, I01:23:53
got caught, darling, so that we have two cars01:23:55
and they’ve already taken away png, what nonsense are you01:23:59
doing this, you got blue ice.01:24:02
captain gas he came running01:24:04
here is a very interesting case I’m marrying the01:24:07
object here he picks up my car01:24:12
please tell me at night talk to me01:24:15
and so the police I have men and01:24:18
fire control why do I need your01:24:20
car and you have been in the cell in the cell well at01:24:24
least for the commander but not I need01:24:26
a car then, why not your01:24:27
car, at least the cables have been opened, there have been people like this,01:24:31
right now she’s in her place with screams, she’s01:24:34
not doing nonsense, don’t do nonsense, look at01:24:36
[music]01:24:40
and I01:24:42
understood both situations, what is it, I have to01:24:45
find out what’s the matter, why is it you, what did you01:24:48
want a muffin that01:24:51
this is my car, what does some01:24:54
driver have to do with it, the documents are quick,01:24:57
I wanted the documents quickly,01:25:01
I’m in the union shelf, and what’s happening is that01:25:05
now you’re rolling, I’m pulling me, that after all,01:25:08
the clock stopped me,01:25:11
he went into the entrance,01:25:13
that the man said, don’t shout, let me01:25:16
figure it out, so let me figure it out01:25:22
he sent it into your car, put it with a01:25:26
police stick so high up, he stopped me and01:25:29
said the car won’t start and that’s the01:25:35
whole situation, honestly,01:25:39
let’s do everything like this, I’ll believe you,01:25:41
unhook it quickly01:25:43
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applause]01:25:50
[music]01:26:02
and my friend01:26:05
[laughter]01:26:07
only here or01:26:12
I have the feeling that you01:26:14
wanted to drive my car, that your documents01:26:16
were handed in which inspector, well, the policy,01:26:20
remember the map, he doesn’t work for the police01:26:22
uniform,01:26:23
he was in great shape01:26:28
[laughter]01:26:31
stops him from starting the car a long time ago in the01:26:34
office01:26:37
any step 801:26:39
I ask again, we’ve been for a long time you weren’t in the cell01:26:45
I’m asking for the third time01:26:49
you were in the hidden camera for a long time and in life the sky is just right and01:26:51
opened also in general in life no01:26:53
now you are holding the documents in the hidden camera the01:27:00
inspiration is not for sale01:27:03
but you can sell the town as01:27:08
Pushkin the01:27:11
town is sold everything is for sale01:27:15
[music ]01:27:26
[applause]01:27:37
parrot she's yurik01:27:41
yuriy yuriy it's you that01:27:47
you have01:27:54
from the auction the highest role01:27:57
hole01:27:59
[ __ ] of the black circle in the numbers going home well01:28:12
what's there01:28:15
now I'll take a look01:28:19
at us it's time to get ready I'm approaching the men I01:28:23
just can't understand some station01:28:27
in my opinion a myth about no01:28:30
this is a fireworks because the world has a bent01:28:33
antenna, hello to this fireworks antenna of the priest01:28:37
and the world was dying and there is no muscle at all01:28:40
I will live there you need to call the center01:28:44
[music]01:28:48
you dialed 28201:28:52
88701:28:55
161601:28:59
3333 hello hello hello01:29:02
tender this son of the king tell01:29:08
this video and you show and this is the center01:29:12
that I’m in the wrong place, just wrong Olya,01:29:18
who’s talking01:29:21
who’s01:29:28
no longer visible01:29:32
I can’t hear anything, I can’t hear should we01:29:36
dock or not01:29:38
[music]01:29:41
what should I do I can’t hear don’t open01:29:44
dock01:29:50
automatic manually you’ve already01:29:53
done it once machine01:29:56
no one knows01:30:00
I already know I was here01:30:06
below come on tower press no move01:30:13
circle heal01:30:17
I press phil perry don’t scare don’t01:30:19
press you01:30:38
want to be happy01:30:42
write to the town01:30:46
advertising01:30:48
[music]01:30:53
stoves and Danke Schön speak German01:30:57
[music]01:31:08
you have call him hans look at how the01:31:12
Russians are doing now I'll see01:31:15
[applause]01:31:23
[music]01:31:25
yukhan hurry up come to me faster and01:31:33
[music]01:31:34
hyuk Russian soldiers threw out white01:31:37
flags in winter they probably won't capitulate01:31:41
gaygods there is no messenger and01:31:45
lighting and these are not white flags at all and01:31:49
[music]01:31:51
suddenly the guys from intelligence said that01:31:54
yesterday kifare nfau asya aunt asya came to them01:31:57
with her bleach01:32:01
letters from wonderful people01:32:04
from the archives of an unknown postman01:32:08
[music]01:32:18
boring01:32:23
how to come up with such a thing the01:32:27
terrible devil Alina01:32:30
him to me aligned01:32:32
[music] to01:32:35
all those looking for shelter to01:32:38
all01:32:40
Pashto01:32:44
conversations01:32:47
hello01:32:48
[applause]01:32:51
who01:32:53
cares about them hall and I need to write a decree01:32:58
I’ll sleep here01:33:02
you who will be01:33:07
comfortable bright tank and decide to01:33:12
know about the ladies you are doing01:33:15
in the king's kalakai as I call whether the boyars at the01:33:21
meeting I collect everything01:33:25
you think that means01:33:28
well, take a pen01:33:31
decided to goat01:33:34
[music]01:33:36
we are the01:33:39
Tsar of All Russia Ivan01:33:42
the Terrible01:33:45
today01:33:48
we command01:33:50
[music]01:33:51
so and so you work on the roofs but in the Duma he is01:33:56
who you said01:33:59
and then write01:34:02
we command01:34:03
thought it means to disperse the01:34:07
boyars in general to seize and the story01:34:12
[music]01:34:15
who and at the expense will be enough to hang01:34:23
letters from wonderful people from the archives of an01:34:27
unknown postman01:34:30
[music]01:34:54
the beginning of this same long live dear we are01:34:58
my wife josephine luina in the first01:35:02
lines of my letter01:35:04
I convey greetings to my aunts and they should laugh to01:35:07
come with nahi Juliette and also cousin01:35:12
Jeanne and Paul01:35:14
Belmondo01:35:17
I am writing to you for the finale, clearly from01:35:20
barbaric country01:35:23
yesterday interrogated a local partisan01:35:26
stupid as a stump, it’s not for nothing that they are called01:35:30
the club of the people’s war01:35:32
[music]01:35:34
I live in Moscow now01:35:38
but I’m afraid that I won’t last more than three months01:35:45
very expensive pancakes I’ll01:35:48
stay forever your husband01:35:51
bathhouse n and01:35:55
afterwords01:35:57
I’m tired of this Moscow so that it burns01:36:04
[applause]01:36:06
stamps are needed,01:36:08
well, it depends on the poop, I bite, but at what01:36:12
rate are you01:36:13
just like that01:36:17
market with pictures01:36:25
[music] let's01:36:26
quickly01:36:28
catch up, comrades, let's catch up,01:36:31
well, we're all here,01:36:37
comrades,01:36:39
Kaytone,01:36:40
tell me, what01:36:42
if one of you is competent01:36:46
[music]01:36:48
I don’t understand, comrade, is it really no one of01:36:51
you can't even read01:36:53
Lenin's letter to the peasants,01:36:59
that is, comrades of the edges their communication01:37:05
[music]01:37:09
ah-ah-ah goods sik everywhere they01:37:14
[music]01:37:17
artist Mauser Bolsheviks eliminate01:37:20
illiteracy01:37:22
special cancellation01:37:23
and01:37:28
[music]01:37:30
how lucky we are thanks to overseas01:37:33
investors at the post office building our01:37:36
town has an amazing box for01:37:38
letters and parcels, equipped with a01:37:41
Russified computer01:37:43
called a robot postman01:37:45
[music]01:37:53
second01:37:55
second01:37:56
Frank Eleanor01:37:59
Merlin that's right01:38:02
why she left Russia01:38:05
got married all her life so off she went thank you01:38:17
look how long it will be of course01:38:20
[music]01:38:29
minute01:38:43
renamed the rock on the threshold01:38:48
yesterday today01:38:50
Kalinin Mikhail Ivanovich All-Union01:38:54
headman01:38:55
take the letter01:38:58
rewrite the new full name of the city01:39:01
and Kalinin01:39:06
[applause]01:39:10
thank you for being in me crustacean01:39:17
minute01:39:21
Wernicke interpretation of the region of who or who's01:39:28
ear fell by a meter or Grisha where is Peter who01:39:34
has what letter 1 Grisha Grisha thank you01:39:39
and01:39:45
a second as saying region01:39:49
Sakhalin region the city of Nevelsk is not a01:39:54
chicken but a street Beregovaya street in second01:40:01
Beregovaya has01:40:03
been renamed you the old one is good01:40:06
to rewrite01:40:14
[applause]01:40:21
apparently the program will rewrite there omit it01:40:29
I thank you01:40:33
received such a letter catch or01:40:35
Beregovaya it is written to say thank you01:40:38
very much thank you please01:40:42
[laughter]01:40:45
who such a01:40:52
star of rubles01:41:05
thank you01:41:07
today is coming oh01:41:21
and01:41:25
starlings plywood head so try for a01:41:31
minute01:41:33
Praskovya Ivanovna who is starting up01:41:42
I’m sending a constant well I couldn’t I want it to01:41:46
arrive faster and suggests01:41:53
how it will go well I won’t explain01:42:02
well01:42:06
the flesh and we all want to assure everyone that01:42:09
letters have dropped from us something I01:42:12
was sacred about your correspondence and01:42:15
that your letters will definitely reach01:42:16
Gukovo and [ __ ] a life doors in the Kalinin01:42:19
Sverdl region and on the coastal coast and of01:42:21
course to Praskovya’s bath and the kindness01:42:24
from my brother is such a profession in our profession delivering mail01:42:31
[music ]01:42:37
[applause]01:42:38
[music]01:42:45
[music]01:42:48
come on01:43:01
[music]01:43:08
oh my, you01:43:09
and I delivered all the mail there is such a01:43:14
profession, my friend,01:43:16
delivering mail01:43:21
[applause] [music]01:43:29
116 rescue service of our town01:43:34
today01:43:35
we want to tell you about the01:43:37
rescue service of our town01:43:40
91101:43:43
116 we are always ready to come to your01:43:47
aid and if you see01:43:49
our beloved’s gray minibus on board01:43:51
you know we are rushing to you know salvation is01:43:56
just around the corner you know salvation is inevitable01:44:04
[music]01:44:28
[music]01:44:29
let’s eat the evidence kill01:44:33
[music]01:44:36
he came from rescue01:44:39
[music]01:44:42
there01:44:43
thank you thank you01:44:46
then good01:44:50
rescue service 116 rescue service01:44:54
good afternoon you were01:44:55
called can you ask yes no not01:44:58
called what does it mean not to call01:45:00
leave guys for God's sake I'm01:45:02
sorry the sugar just jumped01:45:04
monstrously it needs to be extinguished a little asks01:45:07
who is working01:45:09
salt salt and give the boy Charlie then01:45:14
just put out the sugar coat01:45:17
thank you01:45:21
[music]01:45:22
I apologize for the trial, you can01:45:26
purely for the trial01:45:28
[music]01:45:29
and01:45:33
separate meals01:45:34
so let's01:45:37
start for health jump here01:45:41
health will be everything01:45:45
[music]01:45:47
first what to do they called01:45:50
dungeon he will be filled up I'm talking about the01:45:54
album01:45:57
externally they called01:45:58
[music]01:46:00
Grape01:46:01
93 apartment 9401:46:07
Audrey you know, that means we brew a01:46:10
unique wash out01:46:12
Grape01:46:16
93-9401:46:18
Ivanova01:46:20
calls01:46:24
[music] a01:46:28
doctor has come to you,01:46:31
this should offend you guys, you01:46:34
know how we plow you know how we01:46:36
sew for 24 hours, look at what I’ll01:46:38
show you both the skin and bones, then you need to01:46:40
reduce yourself to such a state a long time ago, it’s01:46:43
normal for you to sit here, drink, eat, they01:46:47
called you a long time ago, that’s how long ago, that’s how long,01:46:51
long ago and then a long time ago when it’s01:46:57
already 40 days01:47:00
[laughter]01:47:05
[music]01:47:08
remember if there is a person next to you01:47:10
and services and salvation 116 don’t01:47:14
doubt you can rely on him in01:47:17
everything [music]01:47:25
Provençal is our problem01:47:29
[music]01:47:34
you generally have an empty carrot ska desert01:47:38
to get there health and01:47:41
health you think and01:47:45
this is your place of work01:47:49
you are a lifeguard there01:47:52
landing on a carrot is enough01:47:55
[music]01:48:01
words on about one more01:48:03
[music] we01:48:08
just01:48:11
don’t have it, but it’s such a guide01:48:16
for the taste01:48:17
[music]01:48:19
this is01:48:20
[music]01:48:36
[music]01:48:39
well, what are we going to do but it’s01:48:42
okay to walk around a bottle cutter01:48:45
[laughter]01:48:51
[applause]01:48:53
and now a short historical note,01:48:57
not many people know that01:49:01
we rightfully consider the first office of the rescue service to be a small but01:49:04
world-famous mansion in London01:49:06
on Baker Street,01:49:14
you01:49:15
think the guarantor is the way01:49:21
[music]01:49:27
put pressure on the same with God01:49:34
[music]01:49:37
Mr. house01:49:39
but will you really refuse save a01:49:44
weak old man about nothing the best01:49:47
years of my life01:49:50
puzzles Danish bridges01:49:53
I will refuse01:49:54
[music]01:49:57
it’s a shame it’s a01:50:00
shame to tears01:50:03
[music]01:50:12
yes, I01:50:13
just refuse to understand you Holmes, you01:50:18
never refused to help01:50:20
the poor, he was never a noose of you, the01:50:25
general’s new one hundred and twenty three pounds01:50:28
fifteen fingers here I’ll kind of01:50:33
guess the functions of an01:50:36
elementary tsa,01:50:39
however,01:50:42
let’s01:50:43
count it01:50:47
together01:50:48
[laughter]01:50:51
[music]01:50:53
I was01:50:55
[music] do01:51:04
n’t be stupid, I want to drink or what’s missing01:51:17
ah yay yay01:51:19
yay yay yay I killed an hour there01:51:24
yayyyy I01:51:27
bought a bubble01:51:30
company johnson & johnson01:51:35
we care about you and your health01:51:43
[music]01:51:51
johnson & johnson01:51:54
we care about you and your health01:51:59
a few days ago we01:52:03
received an alarm call on 116,01:52:05
a man was fired from his job and threatened to pay with his01:52:07
life, we invited him to us and01:52:11
the problem was solved01:52:14
[music]01:52:22
salty01:52:25
what's going on guys what's going on in such a01:52:29
country brought01:52:31
[music]01:52:34
gift about children01:52:36
[music]01:52:44
hello good afternoon tell me this is your01:52:48
rescue service rescue service I want to01:52:52
register as unemployed01:52:54
register Karabi earned I'm01:52:56
great01:52:58
your strength key Alexander Konstantin01:53:04
turning on all costs01:53:07
are not an infection without a job, and01:53:15
so Alexander Konstantinovich you have made an01:53:20
important and responsible decision01:53:22
to register as unemployed before01:53:26
comrades for the ceremonial registration, I01:53:29
ask everyone to stand up01:53:33
Alexander Konstantinovich, let me01:53:36
consider you the registered name of the01:53:40
Russian Federation,01:53:42
I will ask you to cross your01:53:46
name and surname,01:53:50
do not seal it with a01:53:54
divine kiss01:54:00
[ music]01:54:03
recently, as a result of a criminal01:54:06
showdown, two unique paintings were stolen from an office on Millnaya Street01:54:11
through the efforts of the rescue service,01:54:13
these paintings were discovered01:54:16
[music]01:54:17
vernissage of the rescue service01:54:23
[music]01:54:51
[music]01:54:53
wait, it means Vladimir the value is coming, a01:54:57
good batch is coming, very these jellies01:54:59
because the platform headset is just scrap01:55:02
so everything works snakes about snakes for01:55:06
leather also made h understand they01:55:09
insist that south korea01:55:14
yes well that any of seoul the difference01:55:24
can be an01:55:27
artist gave to the gang well the shuttles are awesome01:55:35
and per spartak won't you pay the01:55:40
poor woman for this night01:55:44
for this night which would be produced 101:55:50
to 12:00 am a dead or web app01:55:54
never pays a woman01:55:59
seller in one sport from ac senora genome01:56:05
artist Giovagnoli Spartak Dynamo01:56:08
[music]01:56:11
[applause]01:56:18
sometimes01:56:20
when I want for the01:56:24
spring holidays01:56:26
I take out bottles of01:56:29
my favorite perfume01:56:33
saints of Russia01:56:36
[music]01:56:39
goals violet01:56:41
[music]01:56:44
[applause]01:56:45
wild01:56:47
full01:56:49
forest stronger of course of course01:56:57
field chamomile01:57:02
flowers01:57:10
bouquet of favorite aromas01:57:14
[music]01:57:21
heavy stone on the hearts of the01:57:24
rescue service workers lies the fate of one01:57:27
person whom we were never able to01:57:30
help the01:57:33
horrors of the rescue service01:57:36
[ music]01:57:46
lively01:57:48
[music]01:57:49
go01:57:56
to the gun route01:58:04
[music]01:58:19
kolya01:58:22
[music]01:58:26
twenty-five and five that forget the01:58:30
planned01:58:32
drill01:58:34
[music]01:58:38
[applause]01:58:43
nothing foreshadowed trouble that day in the01:58:46
courtyard of house number 10 on Khalturina Street01:58:49
but the last what a citizen could see in his life01:58:52
was a super convex01:58:57
TV screen horizon01:59:00
select01:59:02
200 g programs appeared on the horizon01:59:11
[music]01:59:17
[applause]01:59:18
environmental news yesterday01:59:21
loggers01:59:24
armed with chainsaws arrived in the village of Shashlova friendship are they all01:59:28
these the representative of the Green Party as01:59:32
you probably guessed won01:59:35
friendship01:59:39
cultural news01:59:40
there is information that the wonderful01:59:43
artist Alexander Shirvindt is leaving our01:59:47
country is not leaving we call on you, what can you01:59:52
say01:59:53
for the sovereign, it’s a shame and the01:59:59
problems of defrauded investors and02:00:02
stolen deposits are condemned by the leader of02:00:07
one of the Duma factions02:00:11
they turned the whole country into two02:00:14
parts they split into divided into two parts02:00:16
half and robbed three half of02:00:18
those who tore off these defenses understand to02:00:20
put people on the porch looking for treasures I’m the02:00:22
deposits I carry right scumbags to ask02:00:24
where the deposits of scumbag scoundrels where my02:00:26
contribution is acceptable our president finally02:00:28
the smartest was the president this is the unequivocal02:00:30
president I’m also your guarantor of everything and must02:00:33
look for the clave must look for this deposit02:00:35
lost deposit tab three lost02:00:37
people let's say accidentally perfect pairs02:00:39
for you in your pocket by chance I find your02:00:42
plan here's an example girl and then here it is a02:00:44
deposit that 75 percent of this deposits 7502:00:48
percent by law everything belongs to02:00:50
the state Brian here here 375 2502:00:55
percent belong to me twenty-five02:00:56
percent we, as the finder of the board, do not02:00:59
own everything else everything down to the penny02:01:01
even in the form of scoundrels goes down to the penny everything02:01:03
everything that your music all this is all for you everything everything02:01:06
that remains everything is yours everything is clear02:01:09
everything by someone and by fight02:01:12
I’ll show sign language translation that it will remain clear, but for02:01:14
translation it will show everything so you can cry,02:01:16
turn off the camera02:01:18
and talk about the weather02:01:20
today, you present the02:01:23
weather forecast for women throughout the territory from02:01:27
Lena duo be ok02:01:31
critical days are coming for the Moscow02:01:34
region and in the Volga region a hurricane is expected02:01:38
and there will be a buzz here it’s windy and cold, but02:01:42
most importantly it’s02:01:44
dry,02:01:49
don’t worry, none of the participants in this02:01:52
joke will contact the rescue service02:01:54
because none of our favorite heroes, the02:01:57
inhabitants of Ligovka, will be harmed, and02:01:59
you must agree that 100 grams poured during the time02:02:02
can also sometimes save a02:02:04
person at the02:02:06
plant, this is from space, where are02:02:10
you going evidence of the dacha than it's like an02:02:14
airplane,02:02:17
well, he took a sip a little02:02:19
so that he didn't have much, she was being treated with02:02:22
strength,02:02:23
that's all and the glasses are02:02:30
good, what kind of02:02:33
flower is strong02:02:36
[music]02:02:40
sovereign acetone, attention, now the02:02:44
bottle of kerosene will be imperceptibly02:02:46
replaced or its place in the glass02:02:48
will be real, very good vodka,02:02:51
it’s important that Konyukovo is sniffed by the02:02:54
strict02:02:58
senior very much and02:03:01
try again if it burns like that and is like a02:03:05
strong wire about no need no no cake02:03:07
kind of reasons it will be in the Urals here a wrapper02:03:11
wound not but in the trebin a little02:03:20
let’s go02:03:22
down02:03:27
at night,02:03:30
soft,02:03:34
look at the hoodie,02:03:37
at least02:03:40
we have a reaction happening on the stomach,02:03:50
they brought it02:03:52
smokes, the main one, don’t smoke after the experiments,02:03:54
immediately to the right and ready to go abroad,02:04:08
let’s pour the02:04:12
British 1 UAH 6 degrees02:04:16
[music]02:04:19
come on, try02:04:22
me in it with currency on prom.ua02:04:24
[laughter]02:04:30
8002:04:32
give02:04:35
it out strong, they02:04:43
paid you02:04:50
around, try02:04:56
a drop or something no02:04:59
no no no need to dig any more no need02:05:03
a lot02:05:12
[music]02:05:24
Peter02:05:26
I would like to once again congratulate our first02:05:29
joint rehearsals, I am sure that in yours you and02:05:32
I will be the pride of our02:05:36
Russian culture like Bashmet and02:05:39
Tretyakov you are me,02:05:43
or more precisely me and you, yes you are right, me and you, more02:05:51
precisely no, you know even better, like02:05:54
Rostropovich and02:05:56
Vishnevsky, don’t let us better, like Bashmet and02:05:59
Tretyakov, it’s generally unclear who got it into their02:06:02
heads that we should work02:06:05
together no one it’s not clear only together02:06:09
firstly today hide all this and Russian02:06:12
folk cinnamon air flight is fashionable all over02:06:15
the world you agree in general and02:06:20
especially the cello secondly who02:06:25
will have our concert if a private poster02:06:28
was written by the soloist Peter Deaf Ove Lunch02:06:32
sheet Nikolai without a hand02:06:35
together we will be called virtuosos02:06:40
of the town02:06:41
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virtuosos of our town02:06:50
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[applause]02:06:58
alarm clock these hello02:07:02
pumpkins our tea come in no thanks I02:07:07
'm sorry for maybe this coffee and chocolate02:07:10
now cognac I said no02:07:12
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sit out well milk crickets cucumber02:07:18
booth something Russian language not understand,02:07:20
I said no,02:07:23
take the laundry, wash the laundry, there will be02:07:27
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choose02:07:32
0 housing02:07:35
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Sidorov is02:07:41
very02:07:44
good, the blue-gray package is02:07:48
mine, what and what is this Russia xii group of boys02:07:53
after and02:07:55
2 and bottles promised the soul of02:07:58
Sidorov, we fix we fix the removal of02:08:01
products from the territory of the02:08:03
Derzhimorda okolotochny plant nevertheless,02:08:08
tell me that the most-most Venice is the02:08:13
language itself and our great ancestors contributed the02:08:17
treasury of world civilization, I think you think02:08:21
nothing, ask any person in02:08:24
the world the same Russian the most02:08:28
-most Russian hit Russian02:08:31
he knows I think there’s nothing to think about02:08:36
you have nothing else02:08:42
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if our great ancestors, so to speak,02:08:48
down and vodka into existence is summed up by02:08:51
civilization, then why can’t their flow02:08:54
take out at least a couple of bottles and02:08:57
I accept02:09:00
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towers an important event with them on the body in02:09:11
the cultural The life of our city was the02:09:13
arrival of a Russian folk ensemble,02:09:15
this ensemble is widely known and loved02:09:18
all over the world, but where is it loved02:09:21
most with these questions addressing02:09:23
one of the series of feet of this absolutely02:09:25
amazing like or diva,02:09:28
please, where is your ensemble?02:09:30
the most loved of course in our homeland02:09:34
in Israel02:09:36
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[applause]02:09:40
[music]02:09:45
well, let's start02:09:54
amazingly, the bow ended up here quite by accident,02:09:57
you bought it02:10:00
absolutely grande, here's a Stradivarius, and you02:10:02
noticed, and in the 18th century I bought a catering department for02:10:06
a lot of money, miracle and miracle They explained to me02:10:08
this is the work of our greatest master of the02:10:11
bow in Tula, craftsmen02:10:13
Nikodim and dentine from the skill people were still02:10:16
working Nikodim as a model02:10:18
think modem tenda I02:10:20
don’t know I haven’t heard such a strange thing I’m a02:10:24
wanderer’s surname is a normal Russian surname02:10:27
Malinche Madrid that’s crooked02:10:30
look that’s the truth it’s02:10:32
written in Latin letters in the torus to rub, they02:10:34
say already then for export work he02:10:38
letters are really Latin you were not02:10:39
deceived in a material way like a02:10:41
Mandarin moda in china look made02:10:46
in China02:10:47
well at least02:10:51
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documents02:11:10
here I don’t understand the documents02:11:13
show him this will be I don’t understand02:11:16
imodium you don’t understand quieter but in Russian,02:11:18
only in Chinese, here’s his passport and02:11:21
passport, passport for02:11:26
work, and02:11:28
[music]02:11:31
you’re a citizen of Russia, it turns out Russia02:11:35
needs to learn the language02:11:38
when it’s necessary to learn the language language, you02:11:42
understand this, Russia,02:11:45
no one02:11:47
asked02:11:50
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I’m fine, but02:12:07
Well done to you for learning the language, now you02:12:09
will understand all this here in Russia02:12:15
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let's start let's start02:12:32
one moment not in the Koran I don't think that02:12:36
before we start with under in Russia it's02:12:37
better for us to02:12:40
practice maps for foreign viewers can o than with02:12:42
France I performed there in I know02:12:44
they toured there several times, but they didn’t do the bench press02:12:47
in Germany at all,02:12:48
let’s actually go to Germany, we02:12:51
weren’t so after all, maybe it’s better to start02:12:53
with France, where I already know us, just to shackle the world02:12:56
to this for sure with you we should go to risk, I wo02:13:01
n’t let the curtains run down, but in France we02:13:04
would already have the accuracy, so let’s02:13:07
better start with Germany02:13:09
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Olya02:13:27
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i.e. I need this maid02:13:33
racing02:13:36
mountain maid02:13:38
I am and mentors maneuver olx under02:13:43
brown swansea02:13:44
well yes your02:13:48
dream02:13:50
to me that you went broke a4 what do you need02:13:55
maid judge you need like this one02:13:58
look what is going on here02:14:00
I will complain and it won’t be here02:14:02
now I will clear the way twist these complain02:14:05
he will look and the prince what who02:14:08
traction I am a merchant my cargo big02:14:12
sound02:14:14
tile station I am a cadet02:14:18
hereditary merchant and I am02:14:22
hereditary thief carved my folder children02:14:26
don’t clean my mother didn’t clean and I’m here02:14:31
to clean and02:14:32
[music]02:14:33
like this here02:14:36
[music]02:14:42
please, let's start, but I'm02:14:45
teaching you, they'll come from the 5th floor, and so let's do02:14:50
one and . Nikolai Petrovich but still have02:14:52
n’t started yet I still want to agree on02:14:56
what you want what you want from me fashion02:14:59
engine report agree on a man with a02:15:01
Chinese bow what I still want to go to02:15:03
Paris but also a dream, especially since there is now a02:15:07
week of Russian culture shot in Paris02:15:09
Tom, but let’s live at least for a while,02:15:11
well, everything is clear, it means that in Paris the02:15:14
weeks of Russian culture will quickly fly by and02:15:16
long months of Russian02:15:18
lack of culture will begin with 5 numbers around the hall just 502:15:22
numbers from02:15:25
horror02:15:28
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bad02:15:41
[music]02:15:53
you began to eat inventor Serdyukov not02:15:56
recognized Russian genius here are owls02:16:01
hell and02:16:03
my death, why are you, is death02:16:07
coming like that? I'm yours about recognition and someone gave02:16:12
me the02:16:13
Academy of Sciences awards,02:16:17
pension, staff points and the02:16:22
title of laureate, all02:16:25
luck says my horoscope02:16:31
more conveniently predicted that the stones recognition will02:16:35
come only after death,02:16:40
well, well that’s why it’s like that,02:16:42
right away, and he’s lying right there, you know this kind of02:16:46
thing, so you can’t guess02:16:48
right here, right there,02:16:50
well, 5 minutes earlier but 5 minutes later.02:16:55
[music]02:17:02
virtuosos of our pyrotechnics02:17:05
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[applause]02:17:09
[music]02:17:26
well, you're a neighbor,02:17:36
you come up with something on the violin this early, excuse me for God's sake, I have02:17:38
a thing, one of02:17:42
two things: either I will play the violin or02:17:46
I will it will be bad02:17:48
very, very bad I don’t care owl it will be02:17:51
bad stop playing the violin one02:17:53
and a half you understand it is clear bad he02:17:56
will understand02:18:00
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you are bad02:18:10
[laughter]02:18:13
[music]02:18:17
[laughter]02:18:21
advertising02:18:26
hello, this is it again, we02:18:32
’ll let you dirty your T-shirt with02:18:35
what kind of powder did you use? you will wash it, but I do02:18:38
n’t know, well, it’s exhausting, we’ll sell it in a hurry, but02:18:40
let’s agree, so this T-shirt,02:18:42
where will you get this T-shirt, you’ll wash it with02:18:44
your simple powder, and the02:18:46
second T-shirt with, as you can see, it’s even02:18:49
sadder, you’ll wash it, you’ll wash it with02:18:53
our powders, without boiling, we02:18:56
let's come to you tomorrow and in the meantime we'll head02:18:58
to your neighbors02:19:00
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washed the beleke but I see them there's02:19:08
great no difference yes wait02:19:12
you ordered what kind of powder you're advertising yes02:19:14
we're not advertising anything now we're washing02:19:17
our underwear this way you have some02:19:20
panties left panties you're02:19:25
boiling the next one when my videos were covered by02:19:29
a certain I completely forgot to tell you02:19:33
but seriously but will we start someday02:19:35
or not already yes wait I just wanted to02:19:39
share with you what joy what joy02:19:40
what Nikolay Russian cinema is being revived02:19:45
[music]02:19:46
and what do you have to do with this so02:19:50
then what an obvious role Rostropovich starred in02:19:54
music mania he saw me as a resource on stage02:19:57
immediately said that I look02:19:59
like Rostropovich I wonder why you are02:20:02
so similar to him interesting the director02:20:05
said cello02:20:11
feature film chewing Joe02:20:18
hello guy friends call me just02:20:21
desirable jet tell the guy yours in02:20:25
the city no one has ever advertised02:20:28
fresh breath chewing gum I02:20:36
don’t know I came here02:20:42
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honestly a gentleman and02:20:59
I came to introduce you to02:21:06
fresh breath chewing gum immediately02:21:09
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[laughter]02:21:15
[music]02:21:28
my god in this city all the bandits are02:21:34
just who in this city - I’ve already02:21:37
advertised chewing gum fresh02:21:40
breath [music]02:21:47
[applause]02:21:54
perhaps, but you know about a person02:21:57
frequency I don’t want to know, but I often02:21:59
think that if all Russians suddenly start02:22:03
working like we praise and imagine02:22:05
some kind of fabulous future awaiting us they02:22:08
just didn’t start working with you, they02:22:11
didn’t put them on the posters, I’m saying what02:22:13
if all the Russians suddenly start02:22:18
working02:22:21
[music]02:22:22
fairy tale02:22:24
porridge from an ax and other dishes of Russian02:22:28
cuisine oras 2 shoes new where the02:22:39
heroes of Russian fairy tales always went02:22:43
hungry02:22:44
because them02:22:48
but to shave off the mustache they never thought of02:22:53
checking granny's02:22:56
passions of the soldier I'm a fairy-tale soldier but02:23:01
we'll see what you look like I'm02:23:05
granny a fairy-tale soldier and my02:23:08
fairy-tale army to a fairy-tale one02:23:12
so of course you can say pension well,02:23:16
come to the feet of the truth no thanks moves02:23:20
movie granny as they say,02:23:25
let's have02:23:27
dinner now, and02:23:31
then the guy02:23:35
told a fairy tale02:23:37
[music]02:23:39
as they say, why are we rich in them for the sake of02:23:43
knowing what the big thing is, roll the device with a ball,02:23:46
okay,02:23:49
let's cook porridge from an ax,02:23:53
let's cook a pot of02:23:56
porridge from an ax, an02:23:59
interesting recipe,02:24:01
and02:24:02
what kind of cereal will02:24:04
I eat from it's all pearl barley from02:24:09
buckwheat and then you can add sour cream02:24:13
whatever you want, Georgie decided there is02:24:16
an account and what kind of house is this without supplies02:24:20
while you better shadows are not loaded here not02:24:24
so not so I'm a02:24:27
fairy soldier she's a fairytale from and a02:24:34
fairytale granny02:24:36
what a02:24:40
Judas what all they lead was the02:24:43
final fabulous simple dinner already02:24:46
managed to cook potatoes fried02:24:49
lubricants mating mind puree prepared02:24:52
a cube while hanging out for a snack eat shrimp02:24:56
olives cucumbers sarochka well, of02:25:00
course, if02:25:02
you want porridge from an ax,02:25:05
but02:25:06
I’ll all be02:25:09
sorry, I’m sorry I02:25:13
got into the wrong place,02:25:16
it’s probably not Russian fairy tale02:25:22
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Turk such a fairy tale and sport and02:25:32
what else can I say? enough is enough02:25:35
enough is enough02:25:42
oil and gas that in Russia there is02:25:48
no infection to feed you and the fool won’t push it02:25:54
wide native country yes there is nothing at all there is no02:25:58
end and end except paint we are02:26:06
artists and virtuosos and cross out02:26:10
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these cities on the cello02:26:18
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this is what I understand02:26:37
people, Santa Claus and gifts brought us02:26:42
the case02:26:43
they the Snow Maiden still swam what a02:26:49
Snow Maiden the02:26:53
Snow Maiden is not a broom themselves02:27:01
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[music ]02:27:39
well02:27:47
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think about it02:27:54
[applause]02:27:57
toners02:27:59
[music]02:28:00
30 days not vodka but champagne02:28:05
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this man and khachik yes I bear this proud02:28:19
name this is him even though02:28:22
I02:28:25
told you about the mink are you waiting I’m waiting for a02:28:29
beautiful lady shoulder arm- legs through the eyes of02:28:33
Lilliputians scholar to the name and I'm on the mark02:28:36
someone told others drums you are all02:28:39
so unique02:28:41
amazing unusual here is a unique02:28:45
man02:28:48
she won't come she converted her sons and02:28:58
here again this is the case02:29:01
so maybe you can show me02:29:03
[music]02:29:09
my dear beloved my well I just would02:29:13
like to drink on the threshold of the new02:29:15
millennium so that, as they say,02:29:18
everything good will pass with you into the new02:29:21
proud and everything bad everything somewhat02:29:24
disgusting everything that made you cry02:29:26
everything that you hate so much so that you02:29:28
remain in the old02:29:30
golden words thank you02:29:34
[music]02:29:37
happy stay02:29:40
[music]02:29:46
goes02:29:47
where you are going you are already silent but I won’t tell02:29:51
anyone where you are going Kolyana where you will take him02:29:52
he goes by the hand you will find with your hands02:29:54
where you are going I won’t tell anyone, well, no one about the02:29:57
deities residential02:29:58
brother but to the North Pole and the oak forest evening02:30:02
I want New Year celebrated after all 200002:30:05
Christmas tree I want kk2 special come02:30:09
with me Vasya02:30:12
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one02:30:18
[ __ ] one night [ __ ] but polar for well02:30:22
[ __ ] I decided to go with liquid fuel02:30:26
well I didn’t calculate it that way. plus or minus02:30:29
about 3 liters per 100 kilometers, I took a02:30:32
full sled listening far away and now I’m02:30:35
not driving thousands of kilometers02:30:39
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with a garage of faith of thousands02:30:45
[music]02:30:49
come on, come on, come on, come on, let’s02:30:52
come to the pole, let’s become famous for the children,02:30:55
we’ll earn money, I’ll cancel for money, my02:30:58
wife will leave if we were going to have02:31:01
money I was war New Year spirit bought in02:31:03
French that your base can succumb02:31:07
don’t even think and don’t think that they are02:31:11
much worse than us and much worse02:31:13
one name from the French02:31:17
radical that come on come on come on02:31:23
[music]02:31:48
wow I’m doing02:31:52
something I can excuse myself,02:31:54
thank you, I can handle it myself,02:31:58
no, it’s just that here we have, so to speak,02:32:01
French cosmetics, lushka, all the functions are02:32:04
alternatively painful, like the same ones here, the02:32:08
Marquis was in great danger, okay,02:32:11
buddy,02:32:14
then02:32:17
it’s better, so here there is literally a row02:32:22
to an amazing stand, much better and more02:32:26
interesting than ours Moreover,02:32:28
these are our competitors, they asked you02:32:31
more 2 3 so I can stand for hours,02:32:34
I can stand for hours looking at your products,02:32:37
such a beauty,02:32:39
you couldn’t stand for hours and look02:32:42
at their products if I gave you 10002:32:45
rubles I can’t I’m trained in02:32:50
bribes because they already gave me02:32:54
two hundred,02:32:57
stop, stuck, well, let's go02:33:00
somewhere, let's go already, but02:33:01
suddenly02:33:03
we have to assemble a compass bars, aidan, using the02:33:06
stars to navigate the stars is02:33:08
never a lie, and somewhere there must be a02:33:10
polar star, by the way, about the stars,02:33:13
I had one popular I had a star named Klitschko,02:33:16
she never deceived me either,02:33:19
but she always told me where she02:33:22
cheated with whom and how,02:33:35
let’s, what’s wrong with my horoscope02:33:38
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so02:33:44
you got divorced02:33:46
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year of the02:33:49
fire horse02:33:51
under the sign of everyone02:33:55
then02:33:58
under the auspices of Venus02:34:01
timidly02:34:02
[music] those02:34:03
who are indecisive02:34:05
among women get lost and02:34:08
struggle with this lack of02:34:12
thought02:34:13
[music]02:34:16
2000 is the year of the dragon for men will bring02:34:22
you big changes,02:34:23
but now02:34:26
you will stretch out your hands over the phallic02:34:30
magically02:34:33
magical ball of God02:34:36
and we will find out02:34:38
who you were in a past life02:34:42
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10002:34:53
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background02:34:57
heart-rending life02:35:00
there were women so but on Monday I02:35:07
started a completely new life why are02:35:13
you protecting what this year02:35:17
must be on the New Year's table and the02:35:19
living next year is not a ram there is no law02:35:23
then lick it I must have ketchup02:35:26
Baltimore why will I get this Baltimore doesn’t02:35:31
like only sheep, oh my02:35:34
God, you have to look for cassettes and keep the02:35:40
19th, what’s with you to the pole effective02:35:43
that there’s no rain in Russia and of course02:35:47
places are growing I want you to grow from that02:35:48
me legs kim but02:35:56
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many remember that after the battle of02:36:06
Waterloo Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte celebrated the New Year02:36:09
on St. Helena, but few02:36:12
know about what Helena looked like02:36:19
[music]02:36:21
games02:36:23
like this sans of languages you, thank you02:36:27
cleverly for this if your acquaintance02:36:29
compatibility is possible to depend02:36:31
were warmed by the warmth of female attention02:36:34
he was already02:36:36
used to it later Lenka all the men are02:36:40
mosaics to him Maginot that the cats are huge02:36:43
I want to ask you I can’t decide the experience02:36:46
allowed them with the second this during all the02:36:49
circumstances thinking where you got02:36:51
such and you have luxurious hair on Victor02:36:55
and they highlight plus I want the earth in02:36:59
general the hair of the bush or rather the mustache of the02:37:02
catalog itself crawled through you know near02:37:05
us for some reason the men are interested in02:37:07
this particular question they didn’t02:37:09
get it on the maternal side of02:37:13
the mother’s side02:37:16
after all but who was protected by gant on tell me what02:37:20
your maternal grandparents looked like02:37:23
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what on the maternal side I didn’t have02:37:28
a grandmother yes to the grandfather of02:37:41
cities of02:37:42
thousands of mines and hold on and02:37:47
then we came here, well, why02:37:51
will we freeze victims and his 2 hands will reach the02:37:54
policy, we will be with wonderful people,02:37:56
she will write all the newspapers, the grass is true,02:38:00
introducing herself on the front page with02:38:02
these letters at the North Pole, found02:38:05
from you frozen troupe02:38:10
life of wonderful people02:38:14
in the life of every wonderful person02:38:17
there are stellar moments this happens02:38:20
once it happens 2 and sometimes 3 2 1 launch but02:38:25
you guys02:38:27
today we are launching again now you are watering the02:38:31
cosmonauts of the next one they will bring the button02:38:34
we will press and so and02:38:36
as they say giving them holes for purposes02:38:40
but keep in mind we will be a second late I02:38:45
’m taking a picture of the head on the diagram, so02:38:48
they don’t understand,02:38:58
well done, you don’t understand it all there, we’ll quietly02:39:04
launch02:39:06
anywhere launch02:39:16
Tereshkova Valentina02:39:21
Valdi until02:39:28
15 all the02:39:32
roofs02:39:34
she said she said let’s go from I’ll go to sleep you’ll02:39:55
freeze, you wo02:40:00
n’t even have time to understand it will be warm, nice and hello02:40:04
and sleep look look what it’s like02:40:07
the beauty around is like a fairy tale and a fairy tale02:40:10
always has a good ending and a good ending it02:40:13
will become warm02:40:15
and pleasant and the02:40:17
end is a02:40:19
fairy tale about gray matter, his02:40:24
wife was a02:40:27
man of great intelligence and his02:40:34
son was born on New Year's Eve,02:40:36
he outgrew by leaps and bounds only the02:40:40
market clock goals how we were lagging behind02:40:51
what is our family all about and so what are they what are02:40:57
they mini02:41:00
and this is because son that in our family the mind is02:41:04
inherited from a02:41:10
fixed father they will know your bread by02:41:14
when you throw off your skates and how it is but02:41:18
by the belly when hd but Saturday inheritance02:41:21
to quickly get02:41:29
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frost, which has never happened and has never happened anywhere,02:44:56
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we need to make Santa Claus, let's try02:45:03
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handsome or beautiful02:45:33
beautiful varnish, what do you think it will02:45:36
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hold on and I have one intimate02:46:21
question after all she’s a girl and02:46:24
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what it’s just there we’ll do it yes I’m02:46:44
bringing in Santa Claus such a red nose02:46:49
it’s ok good as these are the limits only02:46:52
there too, there are probably violinists here too02:46:55
let them tie the string tightly to the hiding place and02:46:58
put it on there the same way like the beard02:47:00
is right, if it was shaking along the street, this is how02:47:03
the dog stood for everyone, a car dealer, this is02:47:05
how it will stand like this, Santa Claus,02:47:09
thank you,02:47:11
I found you the golden hands of the match, even02:47:13
a dog in the sea02:47:18
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make up for the city there is one ball with a02:47:28
beard who will ride and02:47:30
don’t forget his nose02:47:31
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Смотри весь Городок:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wq6AotYMEY&list=PLQI_WQxi3L6Ry5UlqIXYRNuio-nES_9AE «Городок» — телевизионная сатирическая программа, выходившая на канале «Россия-1» (ранее — «РТР», «Россия») с участием Юрия Стоянова и Ильи Олейникова. Изначально с 1993 года выпускалась студией «Новоком», а с марта 1995 года — студией «Позитив-ТВ». Всего было выпущено (учитывая выпуски программы «В Городке» и «Городок») 439 выпусков («Городок» — 284, «В Городке» — 155). В ноябре 2012 года умер Илья Олейников, и в связи с этим программа была закрыта.
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