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came to Master Je and ate the00:00:21
snot the co-sleeping of my00:00:24
life00:00:28
wow00:00:34
mom wow wow00:00:38
wow so this is your house eh Yes you00:00:42
like it I like it I like it it's big eh Yes00:00:45
big yes it's good You I'll say one thing, hey,00:00:47
I've played soccer with friends in00:00:49
smaller squares than this room. Well, it wo00:00:52
n't be that big of a deal. Your house is small. My00:00:55
house is small. My house is so small that it has built-in00:00:58
hallways.00:01:01
Hey, do you want to have a glass of ani? You don't00:01:05
have any. another little thing I don't know I'm not sorry00:01:07
but I can give it to you with a little00:01:08
fanta chos00:01:12
fanta I'd better take it alone I'm not going to00:01:15
make it give me a sugar rush00:01:16
okay I'll bring it to you right away00:01:19
[Music]00:01:24
come on manol what what what what's up What What happens,00:01:28
yes, of course I'm not at the bar, man.00:01:31
Of course, I'm not at the bar because I00:01:33
came with Silvia to her house.00:01:42
because I'm at your house uncle00:01:44
If not why are you telling me to come eh00:01:47
yes I do have condoms Well of00:01:49
course you don't need to bring anything don't00:01:51
come I'll leave you now just in case come okay00:01:54
come00:01:57
bye this is going to be the parents eh I'm going to00:02:01
having to ask him if they are still00:02:04
alive, good00:02:07
night, sorry, sorry, don't be00:02:10
scared. And yes, we are both alive. Oh,00:02:13
how do you say those in the photograph with00:02:16
Silvia, we are her parents and00:02:18
we are alive. Hello, my name is00:02:22
Cipriano, I am a delighted colacho, a00:02:25
friend of Silvia's, very good. very good very00:02:27
good well nothing00:02:30
Sorry that he is like that in his underwear eh It00:02:32
looks good on him it looks good I like it I00:02:35
like it I always say it Hey if one00:02:38
has well shaped legs why00:02:39
not00:02:42
show them but no no it is not for00:02:45
comfort You were not going to the bathroom man Oh00:02:48
Hello hello how is a friend of Silvia's00:02:52
oh oh Hello I'm Leonor your mother00:02:55
colacho delighted delighted colacho00:02:58
well they're going to be here please don't00:03:01
make a lot of noise ok it's just that we00:03:03
were already going to bed no noise noise00:03:06
because We were going to make noise, we don't00:03:09
know if they're here, they'll do something. Something we're going to00:03:17
do. But in00:03:20
silence, I don't believe that we're going to do the00:03:25
same. No, I don't mean, we're going to00:03:29
talk, but in00:03:31
silence as a sign.00:03:36
I'm coming, I'm coming, Cipriano, for00:03:39
God's sake, put on some pajama pants, man,00:03:41
I'm more comfortable that way, woman, but you00:03:43
can't walk around with the00:03:44
bell tower in the air. Oh, no, no, of00:03:47
course not, I don't care. I don't00:03:50
care eh No but it's true that if you00:03:53
look a little bit from a distance you can00:03:55
hear the bells ringing there tolón00:03:56
tolón tolón you have to tune your ears a little bit00:03:58
daddy mom but what are they doing00:04:00
awake is that your mother insisted on00:04:03
seeing the blissful movie Until the end00:04:05
Oh, it was very exciting Well,00:04:07
if you don't mind Colacho and I00:04:08
We would like to be alone Ah of course of course we're00:04:10
leaving Yes Cipriano for God's sake Go00:04:13
to the bathroom already so you can go back to00:04:14
bed I'm coming now I'm delighted colacho00:04:17
the same Don00:04:19
Campanario Cipriano Cipriano Well I'm00:04:23
leaving have a good time00:04:26
[Music]00:04:27
good Good night00:04:35
mom and this What What What are your parents doing00:04:39
here is their house00:04:42
Ah How is it their house you live with your00:04:45
parents yes it seems bad to you man let's see bad,00:04:48
bad, don't be, it's a bit strange, it's just that you're00:04:51
almost 40 years old now, but you already know how00:04:54
these things are, first of all it's hard for you00:04:55
to emancipate, then they get00:04:57
older and in the end you feel sorry to leave them. I00:05:01
mean, you've never lived alone, no, and00:05:04
now I can't go, they need me anymore, I don't00:05:07
know, Silvia, this is a little strange, eh, what's going, what's00:05:10
going, don't worry. Come on, you won't00:05:12
even notice them, they don't00:05:13
[Music]00:05:14
bother, let's toast to us and to00:05:18
having met each other on this night of00:05:25
[Music]00:05:28
dream00:05:39
of a dream00:05:41
no it doesn't seem like a magnificent night to you two00:05:44
souls that meet by chance and magic00:05:47
arises00:05:51
[Applause]00:05:54
Look at the magic the magic is00:05:57
floating in the00:05:58
atmosphere let's toast to us eh And to00:06:02
the luck of having found each other it00:06:03
seems that destiny He's telling us00:06:10
something Look at destiny00:06:15
talking Well guys I'm going to bed00:06:18
until tomorrow dad we won't bother you anymore00:06:20
Okay Good night good night let my00:06:24
stomach be better Good00:06:27
night where were we going because I00:06:30
lost concentration with the toilet since the00:06:32
house is old and come on, the cistern00:06:33
makes a noise, no, and your father also makes a00:06:35
noise, your father also makes a noise. Look,00:06:37
excuse me for this, why don't we go to my00:06:38
house, to your house, it's already too late, that's it, let's00:06:41
go to the other side of the city. No00:06:42
better. We're staying here, no, woman, we00:06:45
can be alone in my house. Oh,00:06:47
you're saying that for my parents, not that they're going to00:06:48
bed now, really, I'm not even going to00:06:50
notice them, because in order not to notice it, you're00:06:53
noticing the smell in the living room,00:06:55
and that's it. It's just that my father left00:06:58
the bathroom door open again, I'll be00:07:00
right back00:07:01
[Music]00:07:03
come on, I'm leaving here00:07:07
now Sorry, sorry, I was missing my00:07:11
glass of water How do you say Well, I00:07:13
always put a glass of water on me00:07:15
when I go Let's go to sleep to put it on the00:07:17
nightstand ah Hey, what are you doing with your00:07:21
jacket on? You're leaving. No, I wasn't. Oh, I was looking. I00:07:24
was looking for a00:07:27
condom. It's not necessary. She has it. No.00:07:30
I wasn't looking for that. I wasn't00:07:32
looking for that. I'll buy them for you so that00:07:33
always have them on hand Look at a00:07:36
cautious woman what are mothers for if00:07:39
not that's why you know what happens00:07:41
my mother always neglected me In that00:07:43
sense girl I had to buy it for00:07:44
myself a youth drama Don't tell me boo00:07:48
sometimes It took so long until00:07:50
I used one that they expire but00:07:52
you are a good mother, always00:07:54
present. Thank you, son, the bathroom door is already00:07:56
closed, mom, what are you doing00:07:59
up? Oh daughter, I was missing my00:08:01
glass of water. Come on, come to bed. I'm00:08:03
coming. I'm coming00:08:05
[Music]00:08:06
cool well when you're going to get into00:08:09
bed please don't make a lot of noise00:08:11
eh we just want to sleep see you00:08:16
in a00:08:19
little while where we were going momentito00:08:22
momentito momentito momentito momentito00:08:26
your mother just said see you in a00:08:30
yes lo He00:08:33
said And why Let's see,00:08:37
colacho, you plan to spend the night here,00:08:40
right? Well, let's see, I imagined00:08:43
so, but now I don't know why, you don't00:08:45
know, no, no, it's not too late. You're not going to be00:08:47
taking a car at this time. Time,00:08:48
you'll see, Silvia, but I'm not very00:08:50
comfortable here, to be honest. Well, don't worry, you00:08:52
want another drink. Dei, another glass. You don't00:08:55
have anything else, girl. It's not what they00:08:56
drink. My parents are already talking,00:08:58
talking about parents. So what does it have to do with00:09:01
that? I'm going to spend the night here00:09:02
with you if your mother says I'll see you00:09:05
in a00:09:06
little while because after we roll up00:09:08
here for a while Ah but here in the living room you do00:09:11
mind, I don't suppose you don't Ah well00:09:14
after rolling up here for a while00:09:16
we'll have to go to bed to sleep why, well00:09:18
when we go to bed00:09:20
we will see them because we have to go through their00:09:24
room to get to yours no00:09:26
Of course not it seems a little strange to00:09:28
me00:09:33
that I sleep with them but why do you00:09:35
have your bed? in his room No, I00:09:37
sleep in his00:09:39
bed we do co-sleeping they do co-sleeping no00:09:42
co-sleeping it's you no I already know that I'm00:09:44
co-sleeping well we do co-sleeping co-sleeping you don't00:09:47
know what it is Of course I know what00:09:49
co-sleeping is it's sleeping with the newborn baby00:09:51
man newborn, not in your00:09:53
case is sleeping with your daughter Silvia, you are00:09:56
40 years old and all the benefits00:10:00
that this has improves the family bond00:10:02
between parents and children favors00:10:03
neuronal development let's see you00:10:06
are talking to me seriously you are00:10:07
talking to me seriously I mean, please,00:10:10
please, please. I mean, you're00:10:12
telling me that after you and00:10:14
I make out here in your living room, using the00:10:17
condoms that your mother bought you, I00:10:19
'm going to sleep with you in your bed and with00:10:21
your parents, cool, I don't understand. Nothing to00:10:24
see, the bed is very big, you're not00:10:26
even going to write them down, I'm leaving here now00:10:30
But why are those screams coming But well,00:10:33
we're trying to sleep so don't00:10:35
worry, the girl is already going to bed with00:10:37
you to blindfold me I'm going now But00:10:40
why Hey, it's already late but00:10:46
boy But but man, we have00:10:49
prepared your pillow next to00:10:51
ours I don't understand anything, let's00:10:53
see, all the families have their00:10:55
things, all the families have their things00:10:56
But you're crazy What's wrong? He doesn't00:10:59
understand that we co-sleep. Let's see,00:11:01
colacho, I don't co-sleep. That's because he doesn't00:11:04
have children and he doesn't understand that his daughter00:11:06
is 40 years old now, but we have a00:11:09
wonderful bond. That's not to mention how00:11:11
intelligent we came out. Hello00:11:13
family, wow. I didn't expect to find00:11:16
all of you. Wake up, calm down, son,00:11:18
we were already going to bed and this is who this is, this is him, he00:11:21
is colacho, he is a special friend,00:11:24
he is Julián, my brother Hello, hello00:11:26
colacho, nothing, see you in a little while,00:11:33
espo, you too, that is, they all sleep00:11:36
together and happily. four Well of course00:11:40
how was I going to leave one of my children00:11:42
lying around espa anyway don't00:11:44
worry because the bed is very big and you won't00:11:45
even00:11:46
notice I already know I know what's happening00:11:49
here you guys are joking00:11:51
right we're not here joking and if they are not00:11:53
joking Then we are in00:11:56
another key Good evening Juan Ramón00:11:58
Jiménez00:12:03
very00:12:07
good so much time to get00:12:10
here a little more time with some00:12:14
scar still intact more or less the00:12:18
illusion the world turns to the rhythm of the00:12:21
heart let's see and what we have to do is change00:12:25
the song that sounds a major chord00:12:30
the time of the00:12:35
heavy future here we sing just to00:12:39
sing The time has passed to be in the00:12:42
key of00:12:43
dej if it is ahead the path gives us00:12:47
Iguala the band sounds in a00:12:50
special way and what it plays It's changing the00:12:54
song so that a chord sounds00:12:58
longer in the future.00:13:02
Very good night, Juan rón Jimz, the00:13:06
second little program that we do00:13:15
here in00:13:18
[Applause]00:13:28
another00:13:31
beautiful beautiful girl says guo, pretty no. Well,00:13:36
good evening everyone, welcome, well,00:13:37
the program is a success again.00:13:39
tonight Juan Ramón Jiménez theater00:13:41
we are in telden gran canari And that00:13:46
shows tonight we have a00:13:48
children's audience that is incredible and that is00:13:51
priceless I love that the children pull00:13:53
the parents of the grandparents and the whole00:13:54
family because many times they come00:13:56
because The children want to come see the00:13:57
program and because the children follow the00:13:59
program I know the story Well I00:14:01
would love to meet all of them because00:14:02
they are all here I don't know you seem like a00:14:04
joy to me I mean you I just like you but I00:14:06
would like me to shrink and to be your girlfriend00:14:08
for example. I mean, I would like those00:14:10
things or this girl who is a doll but00:14:12
well we have the story of two00:14:13
children here who are Alejandro and María00:14:14
María and Alejandro who are two huge fans00:14:17
are there don't look at me like that scared00:14:19
because before You were very00:14:20
paradante So now no no but they00:14:22
for example are a reflection of the children00:14:24
who watch our program I mean sometimes00:14:25
the program I understand that it is a00:14:26
program that starts late uh we start00:14:28
at an hour Cool but of course I understand00:14:30
that then the next day Well,00:14:32
tomorrow we have to go to school00:14:33
so the parents are there with that00:14:35
tug of war that if they show the program00:14:36
late I will tell them for the people also00:14:38
on the network, I don't know if maybe it's good00:14:40
because we have a lot of children's audience00:14:41
that sometimes Well, sometimes we lose00:14:43
So what do the good00:14:44
parents do, for example, their parents00:14:46
are soles and the husband's husband00:14:48
is soles, because they show them the00:14:50
program during the small week,00:14:52
torture, they record the program and from00:14:54
Monday to Friday they watch it at home with the00:14:56
things that these people will have to see00:14:58
but in order to be able to see it, on00:14:59
Monday they show a little bit, on Tuesday a00:15:01
little bit, I know that there are children who make it00:15:02
to the end but logically tomorrow00:15:04
we have to going to school and that That's how it is so00:15:07
that they record us and that they see us00:15:09
during the week that is something that00:15:10
we really love thanks to all00:15:12
the children who watch the program thank you very much00:15:14
and now00:15:17
let's go with the story because it's going away00:15:19
time nothing the story of Tonight is going to00:15:21
be very short what do I need00:15:22
as always I come asking for [ __ ]00:15:24
like they are not for me I ask for the [ __ ] I don't00:15:25
care I come asking Eh well00:15:27
financial help eh and a house and a00:15:30
foster home or an adoption for this one for00:15:33
this cat that is here called00:15:35
Guanche, you already know that it doesn't matter where00:15:37
the animal is from if it is made of food if it is made00:15:38
of iron if it is made of such Look, he is only00:15:40
two years old he is only two years old He is00:15:43
extremely00:15:45
skinny, he has bones and hair, so we00:15:49
wet this cat We are left without a00:15:50
cat, I'm telling you, it's a shame and well,00:15:53
this cat is in Tenerife and00:15:55
they found him above my town in the00:15:56
town of La Guancha, this is a00:15:57
What I say is because sometimes00:15:58
when your town touches you and you00:16:00
feel more hurt and I feel00:16:01
more responsible with this, it is a coincidence that00:16:03
a girl from a shelter calls00:16:04
and contacts me and00:16:06
tells me, Loisa, can you? take out this case Because00:16:08
well because we are in a super hurry eh00:16:10
He is already at the vet and they are in00:16:12
good hands but it is true that00:16:13
we cannot have him admitted all the00:16:15
time so what do we need a00:16:16
foster home or a responsible adoption00:16:18
he is healthy he is fine the kitten needs A00:16:20
few kilos that Matías has left are00:16:24
missing, the cat is called Guanche because,00:16:26
well, it's a joke because because he comes00:16:28
from the municipality of La Guancha and he is00:16:30
hyper affectionate, he doesn't want to get away from00:16:32
the girl, he doesn't want to be left alone, so00:16:34
he doesn't do anything. You are encouraged to00:16:35
contact us or the00:16:36
protector that appears here right now00:16:37
on the screen and we will give you a house for00:16:39
life. I know that in the Canary Islands there are00:16:40
many wonderful people and here we start00:16:43
in a different way,00:16:57
let's go to the00:17:11
boss's favorite man Manolo, I wanted to see you, how are you,00:17:15
Don Alonso, tell me, you'll see, as you know,00:17:17
at Alonso Real Estate, we highly value00:17:19
employees meeting their00:17:21
monthly objectives. Yes, thank you very much, Don00:17:23
Alonso, I've pushed myself as hard as I00:17:24
could, in fact, I've only stopped to00:17:25
have a coffee. I know that's why I wanted to see you,00:17:28
it's your first month in the company and I've never00:17:29
had an employee dial your00:17:32
numbers and that's good, of course, your00:17:35
sales numbers are incredible. I'm very00:17:38
proud that you are with me on this00:17:39
team. Thank you very much, Don Alonso. And00:17:41
I promise you. that this is only the beginning00:17:43
I'm sure Manolo and00:17:46
that's why take and this the keys to the00:17:50
company car from now on you have the00:17:52
company car available to you and not00:17:55
only during working hours seriously Of course you00:17:57
do Enjoy and you already know how the00:18:01
sales record Thank you very much Don00:18:03
Alonso for00:18:05
[Music]00:18:11
them but what just happened00:18:24
here with the00:18:27
coffee you faster Eh00:18:30
yes Manolo is something wrong with you00:18:34
[Music]00:18:35
no manoo are you fine I don't know00:18:39
something just happened to me a little bit00:18:41
strange What happened the boss just touched my00:18:44
ass How First he congratulated me on my00:18:48
work and then he touched my ass but he00:18:51
touched your ass and that's it not really00:18:54
First he gave me the keys to the00:18:56
company car and then he touched my ass No Ah00:18:59
well He touched your ass out of good vibes How can we00:19:02
see if he congratulates you on your work and00:19:04
on top of that gives you a gift It's normal for him to00:19:06
touch your ass that's normal of course of00:19:09
course it's a gesture of affection not affection00:19:12
yes00:19:13
I felt it but Let's see how to do that, a00:19:16
gesture of affection. Let's see, it's a00:19:19
guy's thing, we do something well and give ourselves a00:19:21
spanking. Let's see, I haven't done that in my00:19:23
life. How lucky you are, Manolo. Really,00:19:26
yes, Manolo, you are a very lucky guy.00:19:29
What I wouldn't give for the boss to touch my00:19:30
ass and let's see, you guys will say whatever you00:19:33
want okay But to me this seems00:19:35
very strange man Manolo on top of that he00:19:37
just took your company car00:19:39
boy Yes but now they are complaining about every00:19:41
man Why won't he touch my ass,00:19:43
let's go and see, look, well, nothing makes00:19:45
me feel calmer Manolo, that's not00:19:48
normal No, well, of course not, he00:19:50
touches my ass and I file a complaint against00:19:51
him. Maybe the pants fall off. Maybe00:19:53
it's because he wants to see me without00:19:55
pants. It's because the boys said that it00:19:57
's an affectionate gesture between men.00:19:59
That's not an affectionate gesture. Manolo,00:20:01
you have to talk to him with the boss and00:20:03
what can I say to him? Well, don't worry. touch his ass00:20:05
Oh and I'll give him back the car, no, he00:20:07
gave it to you because he's a good worker, not because he00:20:08
let you touch it, right. I guess, well, look,00:20:11
take advantage of the fact that he's coming, talk00:20:13
to him Virginia Don Alonso Hello guys00:20:17
Hello00:20:22
[Music]00:20:24
good Manolo, you know what not00:20:29
Don, I thought that maybe I fell00:20:33
short00:20:36
with you How do you say yes, I was thinking00:20:40
that the gesture from before Maybe it wasn't It was00:20:42
enough, it wasn't more than00:20:46
enough, I even think that he gave in00:20:49
and everything, don't talk nonsense Manolo, it was00:20:52
just a gesture of love and trust Vera,00:20:54
I'm not used to soj this00:20:56
affection Ah no no you didn't like it man let's see00:21:00
like like like I was surprised Yes00:21:02
yes you didn't expect it in the slightest yes00:21:06
sometimes they tell me that I go a little overboard00:21:08
but I do whatever for my00:21:10
employees whatever it is of course I like them to00:21:13
be happy man I don't know if it's00:21:15
to be happy either So00:21:17
you didn't like it, see it's just that I'm not00:21:20
used to this so suddenly00:21:23
you know I know I know it's very Quickly,00:21:26
this happens in just one month, of course,00:21:28
because you usually take a little00:21:30
more time before00:21:31
actually distributing things around, but you just00:21:34
arrived at the company and everything00:21:35
turned around, damn00:21:37
it, that's why I gave you the company car00:21:40
But I think I've fallen00:21:41
short I think you deserve something more How00:21:43
about a weekend at00:21:49
[Music]00:21:57
hotel00:21:59
yes your sales numbers are00:22:01
impressive you deserve a good award00:22:02
Oh okay we're talking about my00:22:04
job of course What did you think00:22:06
we were talking about, sorry, sorry,00:22:08
this morning my head is a little00:22:10
unfocused, so let's not talk anymore.00:22:12
In addition to the company car, you're going to00:22:13
get a completely00:22:15
free weekend in a hotel. Congratulations, Manolo.00:22:17
Thank you very much, Don Alonso, for00:22:21
[Applause ]00:22:23
them but well for this it is for this00:22:26
that gift touches my ass00:22:29
again Oh how lucky you are uncle But00:22:32
how lucky how lucky that that00:22:34
guy is abusing me come Manolo00:22:36
please don't be dramatic eh what I00:22:38
I would like for Don Alonso to touch my00:22:40
ass a little bit.00:22:41
Ah, once he touched my thigh.00:22:44
Seriously, yes, but it was by mistake,00:22:47
we crossed paths in the hallway and his hand00:22:49
bumped into my leg. How lucky you are,00:22:52
bad, eh, look, each one of us00:22:54
What we would like to have is a little bit of00:22:56
affection but let's see you are00:22:58
joking hey I don't want anyone to touch me00:23:00
But he even gave you a00:23:02
weekend in a hotel How lucky you are00:23:05
But how lucky how lucky I am00:23:07
Hey I He gives things away but then it's my turn.00:23:09
Look, don't get dramatic, you know these00:23:11
things are normal between guys, well, no, it00:23:12
's not normal because I don't go around touching the00:23:14
ass, but they do it00:23:15
everywhere, where in football, for example, it's not00:23:19
done to give Cheer up not good damn Well,00:23:21
let him tell me Cheer up and that's it I didn't00:23:24
touch you I didn't touch you But if you stayed00:23:26
with00:23:27
him00:23:37
in football00:23:39
he says well what happened Don Alonso touched me00:23:42
again again but Manolo it00:23:45
can't be that you have the right I already know,00:23:47
yes, I told him, I told him, I have the right.00:23:50
Well, I think I told him, I think, but I don't00:23:53
know, he gave me something else and he touched my ass.00:23:55
Manolo, that's abuse of power, he gives you00:23:57
gifts and then it's your turn. It can't be, you00:23:59
have to. put an end to this now but00:24:00
the kids say it's normal yes00:24:02
but it's not their turn right well00:24:04
it's not true it's just my turn he only wants00:24:07
my00:24:09
little ass they have taken a fancy to you you have00:24:11
to put an end to this and tell him that you are00:24:13
here You're coming to work, you're right. Ever00:24:15
since I saw Don Alonso, I'm going to00:24:17
tell him, well, look, be lucky because he00:24:18
's coming straight here,00:24:20
seriously, come on. Look, don't worry, talk about00:24:24
everything with him and that00:24:25
's it, but wait, don't go, don't00:24:28
go, don't go. come on, cheer up Manolo, let's go00:24:32
Virginia Don00:24:38
[Music]00:24:42
Alonso Manolo00:24:45
what's00:24:47
wrong with you n00:24:51
my thing I thought that before I wasn't00:24:54
affectionate enough00:24:57
with you no And what else00:25:02
do you want, can we know what's wrong with you n n n00:25:06
I'm fine I'm fine you'll see00:25:08
Manolo I thought about giving you a gift this00:25:11
set of fountain pens so you can00:25:14
sign your contracts like a gentleman Ah00:25:16
look how good You like barbarian pens00:25:22
But what are you doing there cornered00:25:25
at the00:25:27
table00:25:32
[Applause]00:25:35
I'm here resting Well then00:25:40
come here so you can00:25:51
get them leave them there me then the00:25:55
c's you feel fine no no no the truth00:26:00
is that no let's see Manolo your00:26:02
sales numbers are impressive but you00:26:04
are a bit strange I'm sorry I'm sorry00:26:06
Don Alonso I just don't know00:26:08
Congratulations Well that's fine What's up00:26:13
Well, what's wrong? You don't00:26:16
stop touching my ass every time you00:26:17
see me, so what if you want to give me a gift of00:26:19
some penny pens? Well, that's okay,00:26:22
thank you very much, but that doesn't give you the right to00:26:24
touch my ass every time I greet you.00:26:26
win this ass is mine and why00:26:28
do you say that you harass me but00:26:33
Manolo man it was a gesture of affection00:26:35
to encourage you because I don't want it00:26:37
Okay man you don't need to get like00:26:39
that I thought you liked it well no I don't00:26:41
want you to touch the ass every time I00:26:42
come to00:26:45
work but they yes they want me to00:26:49
touch their ass because the ass here has an ass00:26:57
so that I treat them equally like00:27:00
you, they are an excellent team although00:27:02
sometimes they have bad moments at work00:27:03
so gentlemen go00:27:05
passing Pepe Congratulations Luis00:27:09
wonderful Ernesto excellent Jacinto00:27:13
what a good job you have00:27:27
done to00:27:29
[Music]00:27:32
work Yes yes go ahead00:27:36
boy V for00:27:38
[Music]00:27:45
[Applause]00:27:46
[Music]00:27:49
there00:27:53
thank you sir yes Manolo see I thank you00:27:58
very much for respecting me but come on00:28:00
no but no, it's good that00:28:05
Manolo Don't be stupid You know you're my00:28:20
favorite [Music] and now let's00:28:27
work00:28:50
mam cho of course strong courage the00:28:54
little machine is here Eh okay okay okay now okay00:28:58
you're not going to fix it Chacho Chacho if it00:28:59
were up to me I would take it and He was throwing it out the00:29:01
window well okay okay tell me tell me what's00:29:04
wrong let's see if I can fix it00:29:05
Arturito who told me where I could00:29:07
watch that series when I was a kid which00:29:09
series about the one with the pib that went with the monkey00:29:12
Ah It's Marcos that I lived in a cabin with00:29:15
my grandfather, wait, that's it, I had to00:29:17
go find my mother again,00:29:20
but then they left their friend00:29:22
Clara behind and they had to do all that in00:29:25
80 days 80 days, say that one about Willy Fox,00:29:30
my mother is mixing the entire series00:29:32
animal cho don't get like that I haven't00:29:34
told you anything because you don't know her how come I do00:29:36
n't know her I know her00:29:38
perfectly Who doesn't know Heidy and00:29:40
Marco went to Argentina in 8000:29:43
days No well I didn't remember that the title00:29:46
was like that long Well, of course, not because it does00:29:48
n't exist Inés covers the tbl here Let's see, give me a shot Let's see,00:29:50
tell me what's wrong because I00:29:53
'm trying to enter and I get the00:29:55
box that says I'm not a robot if00:29:58
that's the capcha Well, that's it. I keep00:30:00
giving and there's no way, there's no remedy, I00:30:02
can't do it. It's done, I'm in. No, well,00:30:05
you're in. Yes, Lama and what did you do? Nothing, click on the00:30:09
box and that's it, yes, it's coming.00:30:13
Don't be annoying, start watching the series. It's00:30:16
strange that what Chacho Why do you00:30:20
accept the box of I'm not a robot and00:30:22
I don't? Uh, what a mystery, that's true, that and the00:30:28
way in which the00:30:29
Guanches disappeared are two of the greatest mysteries00:30:32
of humanity and How00:30:34
the Guanches disappeared And I don't know00:30:37
gin They disappeared, that's it, like the00:30:39
Mayans, no, the Mayans disappeared when00:30:42
the00:30:50
leggings arrived, let's see Ginés, you. You know you00:30:54
're an idiot, right, yes, I know, but00:30:56
that's the first step. No, no, don't00:30:59
think that you realize that you're an00:31:01
idiot. It doesn't mean that you're going to stop00:31:03
being one, don't confuse the diagnosis with00:31:06
the00:31:07
treatment, I was thinking, well, we've already00:31:09
started Arturito and And if I'm a00:31:13
robot, a robot, yes. Think clearly about it for you, if00:31:19
it worked for you because you're not a robot, but00:31:21
I've been giving it for a while and it doesn't work for me.00:31:23
It worked because I'm a robot Uh,00:31:26
overwhelming logic cl Yes, the other day there was00:31:29
a movie in which robots were the00:31:31
same as people and the robots didn't00:31:33
already know it And you think that you are a00:31:36
robot like the movie No, well yes Ah,00:31:39
now You won't be drunk. No, alcohol doesn't work for me.00:31:43
The00:31:45
last time I saw myself, I thought I saw a00:31:47
unicorn on the street and I went after00:31:49
it, chasing it and everything. Oh, and what was it? It00:31:51
was a donkey at a00:31:54
bachelorette party. Look. I never see it, thank goodness, I can't00:31:58
stand it calmly, imagine being drunk00:32:01
Chacho Chacho, of course I've been00:32:04
a robot all my life and I come00:32:06
on the tablet because to make a robot00:32:09
I see you as a little00:32:10
flabby and broken, I'm telling you seriously, I'm00:32:14
a robot Look, maybe the00:32:17
old Ginés died and some00:32:19
goat scientists took my body, they put00:32:21
some microchis in my brain and they00:32:24
control me from more00:32:26
caches, of course, from Macachu, it's clear,00:32:30
clear, what a beautiful country whose00:32:33
capital is Gominola Gominola City00:32:37
estrito I'm being serious and00:32:39
if I'm a robot and if not I'm clear why you00:32:42
were able to enter the page and I wasn't the00:32:44
machine detected that I'm a robot let's00:32:46
see ginet the machines sometimes00:32:48
break down that's what happened and why00:32:50
You couldn't enter that page,00:32:51
you understand. Yes, thank goodness I'm not00:32:54
only a robot, but on top of that, I'm a00:32:56
messed up robot. My mother, I00:32:59
can't believe it. It's just that I don't00:33:01
want to be a00:33:03
messed up robot anymore. You're00:33:05
going crazy more than normal and if we00:33:07
go to the doctor and we both stay00:33:09
a little calmer the doctor says00:33:11
you'll want to tell the store so they can00:33:13
repair me but let's see Ginés that you00:33:16
're not a robot you're not You can be a robot00:33:18
if you were a robot Eh well, I00:33:20
know you would have some mechanism some00:33:22
button to turn on and off you00:33:23
have ever seen a button well00:33:25
no Arturito But because I don't see my00:33:27
back either and and if you look at me you can of00:33:29
course I'm going to look at it so that we can00:33:31
see if everything is in its order,00:33:34
of course, let's see. Uh, wow, wow,00:33:38
what's going on? Well, there I see one of00:33:40
these switches that have on and off,00:33:42
I turn on and And where is it on? or off No,00:33:46
well it's on Let me see it is yes it's on00:33:49
mamerto it's in mamerto's position00:33:52
no Arturito Take that off from me and put it on on00:33:54
no no no no it's much better than this00:33:56
mamerto of course because that means00:33:58
that you are at the maximum of your capacity00:34:01
there you are a mamert00:34:05
Bot a mamerto Bot Yes that means that00:34:08
you are a robot that has been sent so00:34:10
that the rest of us feel00:34:11
smarter more intelligent Yayo I wanted to00:34:14
be a police robot Well look You are a00:34:17
better robot what is going to be done to you00:34:19
Well, nothing, then it's clear I'm00:34:21
a robot Of course it's clear of course It's not00:34:23
very clear Look Arturito and you and I are00:34:26
going to continue getting along well Even though00:34:28
I'm now a robot Well of course it's00:34:30
ginés If that comes with a hug Also00:34:33
that's not It's wonderful what we00:34:35
're going to save on black pig meat00:34:37
And that's why Because robots don't00:34:41
eat And then when I have gorio00:34:44
well that must be that I would have some00:34:47
Chacho circuit cot of course and I00:34:49
eat so comfortably it turns out that I I00:34:51
was electrocuting inside00:34:54
there, of00:34:56
course, look, and robots drink clips, no.00:35:00
And then I don't think it's that for you,00:35:03
as a deader robot, you are, for you,00:35:06
the clipper, eh, let's see how I can tell you, it's00:35:08
an energy drink, an00:35:10
energy drink, yes. I'll explain, let's see how00:35:12
I do it. Yes, let's see, you walk an00:35:15
average of 100 km a year and you consume about00:35:18
80 l of clipper, that means you00:35:21
consume 5.3 l of clipper every 10000:35:25
km Chacho, it has to do with the body. of00:35:28
one eh yes Well you would have to say we have to00:35:30
see what one's circuits are like00:35:31
because Ah well yes it's true I00:35:34
think about it and I get excited Hey no it can't00:35:37
robots robots don't have emotions Ah00:35:39
no well of course you don't think that It's my00:35:41
first year of robotics, I didn't know it, not00:35:43
because it's my first day as a robot Well, of00:35:45
course Well, that's how it is that's why You00:35:48
can hear what this music you can00:35:50
hear it without fear of you starting to cry00:35:53
Look don't go away mom don't knit from m00:35:59
[Music]00:36:05
Also, I'm crying,00:36:08
it's true. How strange, boy, what's00:36:13
happening? Does that mean that I'm going to00:36:15
disconnect? No, no, that must be a00:36:18
programming error. Maybe if I00:36:20
hit you a few times, I can reprogram you00:36:22
again. Oh, okay, how? when a computer00:36:25
crashes That's exactly it, stay here, I'll give00:36:27
you a few taps, okay, but it's going to00:36:28
hurt if you don't create a robot that doesn't feel the00:36:31
pain. Your body is armored in titanium00:36:34
in titanium. Yes, titanium is one of the00:36:36
hardest metals that exist in the world. a00:36:38
look on a scale of hardness of00:36:40
hard materials titanium is only00:36:42
below your head That's good no00:36:45
well of course because when because you're not going to00:36:47
feel any pain when I'm00:36:48
hitting you to reset look and And where are you00:36:51
going to hit me the blows well I'm going to00:36:52
hit your leg which is where you have00:36:53
all the circuits and I won't have the00:36:57
circuits in my head no no I00:36:59
can assure you that your head is empty that's00:37:01
not nuo V Let's go here come let's go there00:37:06
Get on here I'm going to give a blow a00:37:09
sharp blow on the tibia on the tibia yes the00:37:13
tibia is the part of the body that is neither00:37:15
cold nor hot no no no the tibia00:37:17
is on the leg your leg Climb up here00:37:20
so that you stay at a more00:37:21
appropriate height Come on Okay then come on Come on then let's go Let's00:37:28
go there Let's go00:37:29
there Look Arturito and I can't take00:37:32
something for the00:37:34
pain if you're a robot you don't have pain00:37:36
anymore but just in case my mother well Okay00:37:39
you want to have a glass of clipe00:37:42
But how are you leaving? to take a clipper for00:37:44
the Dollar ginito that's what I took00:37:46
when I was a person to advertise, well, nothing00:37:48
of that, there's no clipper, the robots don't00:37:50
drink clipper a moose, so don't drink, take, take00:37:53
this, take a rag and this00:37:56
What is a rag and Why do I want a00:37:58
rag, so you can bite it while I00:37:59
hit you, Chacho, and I can't bite a00:38:01
filthy leg or a chicken thigh. This is00:38:04
what robots bite. Well,00:38:05
the taste of the rag is not worth it to me. Very well, it's00:38:08
worth it. Ginés I told you that I'm going to00:38:10
give you a sharp blow on the tibia. Hey, if the00:38:12
bone appears, don't worry, it's00:38:16
normal. It's normal for the bone to appear. Yes,00:38:19
because that's your00:38:21
internal organism that notices an external aggression and00:38:24
looks out to see what's happening.00:38:26
outside you have bones Well yes they have00:38:29
a few bones more than anything to00:38:31
give it flavor okay come tell me which00:38:33
leg you prefer the lamb for its00:38:35
juiciness and tenderness no no which leg do you00:38:38
want me to give Ah well the one with the00:38:40
least walking Well yes they both walk the00:38:42
same way and if I call it luck I won't00:38:44
give you the one I want and that's it come on00:38:46
let's go00:38:51
there It's just that I feel sorry for the00:38:54
poor man00:38:56
in we are very sure that you are a00:38:59
robot that yes Arturito you go there without00:39:01
fear The leg is made of titanium, and00:39:03
when you hit me, I'm sure I'll00:39:05
reset. Okay, well, you're going to get in, look.00:39:13
[Music]00:39:17
come on, what's going on? Why are you screaming, damn,00:39:20
because it hurts, little guy, that can't00:39:23
be the robots, they don't feel the pain, well. It's00:39:25
hurting me Oh Oh and why does00:39:28
it say oh no because it hurts no a robot00:39:31
can't say Oh And what do they say What does it say00:39:34
Well it00:39:36
says well it hurts Artur I'm going to give you00:39:39
another one00:39:43
[Music]00:39:47
trust me Oh now it really looks like a robot00:39:50
Very00:39:52
good,00:39:56
I say,00:39:58
it hurts, it hurts, Uh, well, that's going to00:40:03
be a problem with the joint, the trundle00:40:04
that all the robes have00:40:06
inside. We have to go to the workshop, Chacho00:40:08
Arturito. It seems to me that I'm losing00:40:12
oil. Yes, let's see. Look, I have my00:40:17
hand. stained with oil it's already oil00:40:21
a little reddish at night it looks like ketchup00:40:24
right ketchup it's already over I'm00:40:27
tired of [ __ ] that's not ketchup or00:40:30
anything That's ginés blood Wait a00:40:35
moment blood So if this blood00:40:39
I'm a human Well of course you are a00:40:41
human and n you can't be a robot and00:40:43
why didn't you tell me before00:40:45
why didn't I tell you before is that it makes me00:40:47
want to pick up the bat and hit you again00:40:49
but in the head Cacho So I'm not00:40:52
a robot Well of course that you are not a robot,00:40:53
if you were a robot you wouldn't be00:40:56
hungry you wouldn't lie down when the00:40:58
song from No te doler los hites is playing and00:41:01
you would know things of course you would know many things00:41:03
that you have no idea what I00:41:06
know for example for example how much is it 33400:41:11
times 5200:41:14
17368 How did you say that 334 times 52 is00:41:20
17368 come on, he's saying the00:41:26
numbers00:41:30
damn that's right, I already told you what's the point, you00:41:34
said it because you have a filly00:41:36
that you don't00:41:38
see00:41:40
711 times00:41:45
3200:41:47
2275 I [ __ ] animals00:41:51
unio In mathematics we go to where they00:41:55
are going to see if they give us the golden pass and00:41:57
we earn a00:41:59
fortune00:42:03
But then am I or am I not a robot00:42:06
Of course you are a mamert Chacho00:42:09
Chacho Chacho I am a mamert and the machine detected me00:42:15
that Arturito is telling me making you hungry Well00:42:26
you know00:42:30
[Music]00:42:43
some cookies for00:42:46
Servando and I told Servando to00:42:50
come to your house and eat them00:42:52
here but what exactly have you done00:42:54
Pancha let's see I have prepared a cookie with00:42:58
some herbs that they gave me to00:43:01
stimulate the sexual power of00:43:04
serando But what are you saying Panchita Yes all00:43:09
natural products Well well what Let's00:43:13
see in addition to the herb I have added00:43:17
a little antioxidant well an00:43:19
anti-rust that I bought at the hardware store and it00:43:22
also has guarana caffeine chewing gum00:43:27
to give it a little elasticity and a00:43:29
little cement to harden cement00:43:32
to harden Yes let's all go00:43:36
see natural products Pancha that can only00:43:39
kill what not what to look at To test it I00:43:42
gave it to the little fish that we have in the00:43:43
fish tank and nothing happened to him, what did you give00:43:46
that to the little fish and I'm sure he wouldn't00:43:48
nothing happened, not good, his eyes popped out of his00:43:52
sockets, boy, and his gills00:43:56
stood out like that,00:43:58
and then he jumped out of the basket and ran00:44:00
after the turtle, he00:44:02
ran after the turtle. Yes, stop00:44:07
[Music]00:44:09
pichátaro00:44:11
espa, let's see. Let's see, Panchita, you can't00:44:13
give that to Servando. Yes, I can.00:44:16
Mario is my last hope. If he does00:44:19
n't00:44:20
react to this, what was00:44:23
that? It was me. Chon. I'm sorry, eh. Come00:44:27
look for Pancha and my shotgun went off.00:44:29
Yes, that's the only thing that he00:44:33
shoots it What are you doing with that shotgun00:44:35
Servando I don't understand it either because00:44:38
he is more of a00:44:40
pistol, I'm going to get my00:44:43
hunting license again I want to go back to the00:44:46
mountains to hunt rabbit but Servando00:44:49
has a rabbit at home so why are you going to00:44:51
look for it?00:44:53
alteo Look Servando give me that shotgun00:44:56
please don't make it00:44:58
shoot again this still has00:45:00
a cartridge no Ah okay Servando would you like00:45:03
some cookies with a tea that I00:45:05
prepared for you Panchita No wait Pancha00:45:10
wait Pancha Servando look why not00:45:14
why don't you go to have dinner together in a00:45:16
romantic place tonight I00:45:21
invite you I can't I can't Why is00:45:23
the inspector coming who has to give me00:45:25
the weapons license exam and00:45:28
I can't go out Well then, have dinner at home00:45:31
I imagine that Panchita likes it You can00:45:33
prepare something very delicious, right, Panchita00:45:35
Oh, of course, I can prepare an00:45:37
omelette with a lot of love and then we00:45:40
go to bed00:45:43
Serving an omelet no no no no I want to00:45:46
get nervous again no how are you going to00:45:48
get nervous With an omelette00:45:51
Serving you have seen As they beat the00:45:54
eggs it seems like it's hailing00:45:57
[Laughs] he00:46:01
will do it with a lot of love but he beats them with00:46:03
hatred based on an omelet now all the00:46:06
plates we have at home are deep00:46:08
Well I'm already warmed up to all this, nothing more than00:46:11
excuses for not wanting to take me to the00:46:13
bed Oh we're talking about the same00:46:18
old thing sando we're talking about the00:46:21
same old thing you don't touch me damn I00:46:24
'm going to end up like a badass loving00:46:30
badly Thank you Pancha your words00:46:33
lift one's morale You're welcome to00:46:36
see Servando What Panchita is proposing to him00:46:40
is, in a way, that they give00:46:42
affection to each other again. Mario, things00:46:46
have an age and we don't anymore, but of00:46:48
course, look, Mrs. Amparo, she is going to00:46:51
remarry at 99 years old and then there is00:46:55
who gets married with a penalty who gets married00:46:57
the00:47:01
extension at 9900:47:05
years old Well, if he doesn't get married soon I can already00:47:08
imagine the priest at the wedding if you want00:47:11
this man for your husband move the glass00:47:13
towards him I'm00:47:17
going to give the cookies with him if00:47:22
you want one of my cookies00:47:25
that I have prepared for you with so much effort00:47:27
Oh well, Elando, look, someone in the neighborhood00:47:30
turned 102 years old and won the lottery00:47:35
the other day and you know what he said,00:47:37
once I have money I don't know if I'm going to00:47:40
make it through from00:47:46
[Laughs]00:47:52
month This is00:47:55
disgusting, wait, take it so you can take00:47:57
away the flavor, servano, come, eat,00:48:00
eat there but don't spit it out, servano, don't00:48:03
spit it out still, drink this little water so00:48:06
that it all goes down and like this, like this, like this, like this,00:48:08
very good, very good00:48:11
very good like this you do00:48:12
n't occupy you don't occupy brother00:48:16
napkin that's it Ah but what the [ __ ] is00:48:19
this noando it's not a snack Well you know the00:48:24
cat's claw after scratching his ass I do00:48:28
n't know man I'm going to brush my00:48:31
teeth God what the [ __ ] But how disgusting00:48:33
please Well nothing is done now we00:48:36
just have to wait Ay00:48:42
Pancha look here justice is going to be done00:48:46
Hello Chona Ay Chano man I have a00:48:49
problem chona Oh my child Who00:48:52
died no one has done anything And why do you come00:48:55
in mourning Chona no I'm going in mourning, it's my00:48:58
new uniform. Oh, you're a priest00:49:01
or what? This is a toga. What do00:49:06
you00:49:07
think? Well, it looks like Batman to me, but00:49:10
with a00:49:12
toga, this is a real toga.00:49:16
The judges dress like this.00:49:17
Wait a minute, you're here. speaking00:49:21
court judge not chona of judge of Water00:49:25
poo la00:49:27
doona they have appointed me justice of00:49:31
the peace you justice of the peace Yes hey you really00:49:36
have to understand me I am bitter00:49:39
I live with a lady who not only harasses me00:49:42
but also claims that I am the boyfriend ah00:49:45
and you are. No, of course, no, you won't00:49:47
have something with her because you live in her house00:49:50
for free, no, what's happening is that she lets me00:49:52
live there to see if I agree to her00:49:53
advances sometime, but no, no,00:49:55
no, so it's a matter of time00:49:57
[Music]00:49:58
no Look, I'm so desperate that I00:50:01
went to talk to the00:50:03
mayor so he could give me a00:50:05
job and he told me I could be the new00:50:07
justice of the peace. You realize the job of a00:50:10
judge is a job with a lot of future00:50:12
because there is more and more00:50:14
crime. I would say that there is less. Look,00:50:18
in the times of Cain and Abel,00:50:20
crime was00:50:23
50%. I even have to buy a book00:50:25
of records to go to court. You can't00:50:27
walk there. Or what not, an00:50:29
indictment order? Honey, let's see and what00:50:33
is that problem you have that you have a00:50:34
problem. What is it? Well, you see, it00:50:38
turns out that the court is under construction and00:50:41
then I need a place where I can00:50:44
hold the trials very well. You can00:50:46
hold it at Carmen's house. Rosa, what, what,00:50:48
what, no. Really at home, Carmen Rosa, I00:50:51
want to do this00:50:52
independently. Besides, she was going to be00:50:54
there putting the bears in. I tried to00:50:56
give justice and she came to stick her00:50:58
nose in, well, no. So what you're00:51:01
trying to tell me is that or say no that she00:51:05
wants to hold the trials here until00:51:07
the works in the court are finished that's the00:51:11
same thing Hey how smart Elo is nothing funny00:51:14
please for our friendship ch Mario00:51:17
convince her okay come on come honey V00:51:19
what a bad thing she's going through she's00:51:21
going through a bump Yes, because I bought00:51:23
a 4 for00:51:25
cu, come on, please, really00:51:30
think that this is a job that is in line00:51:33
with my00:51:35
abilities. I have a diploma, a diploma,00:51:39
if you haven't finished your degree yet,00:51:41
boy, you don't have four or five00:51:44
subjects left. seven sh Shut up,00:51:47
the mayor doesn't already know that damn00:51:50
come on honey let's give him a hand00:51:52
if there are only a few Win we won't00:51:54
lose anything come on come on Dale make them00:51:57
here thank you Jon Oh my little friend delita00:52:01
over there to No thanks to you00:52:04
Mario Oh de The truth is that I don't even know how to00:52:08
thank her. I need at least00:52:10
a few seconds to be able to disconnect from00:52:12
that woman. It's just that I think about Carmen00:52:14
Rosa and the truth and I start to tremble,00:52:16
look.00:52:17
Yes,00:52:19
well, wait a00:52:23
moment, my friend. Ah ah, the swamp monst. It00:52:28
's me, the monster from the Swamp, the00:52:31
monster who speaks, it's the Inc. Gustavo, that's what I'm looking at,00:52:36
I'm your00:52:39
[Music]00:52:42
girlfriend Carmen Rosa00:52:45
deajo Ah, it's true, well, I'm not her00:52:48
boyfriend. Hey,00:52:52
Carmen, that's what she put on her00:52:55
face, yellow tuno, that made me He was cool, yes,00:52:59
I gave it to him and well, he took advantage of it and00:53:01
put it here, of course because it's good00:53:03
for his skin, look, and this is going to make my00:53:06
face soft like Llano's butt,00:53:10
but you know how my00:53:11
ass is. Well, I got it. imagin Oh well, all00:53:15
women now aspire to have a00:53:18
face like Chano's ass, it's just that now I00:53:21
'm taking care of myself, you can tell that, you00:53:24
notice me The before and after, man, not00:53:27
much, but don't worry, I'm sure00:53:29
the rest of the bugs will. Those who live with you00:53:30
in the Pantano are sure to notice it.00:53:32
Look, look at what you're wearing. Look at how you can see the00:53:37
sexual tension. One thing is that I don't know how to00:53:40
contain myself. Hey, one thing, Carmen00:53:45
Rosa. That type of mask, like that, isn't00:53:50
usually worn by them. At night, of course, she00:53:53
would have to wear it in the morning00:53:56
when no one sees her. Look, I don't know,00:53:59
this is a treatment so that00:54:00
my beauty is bigger than I am, I'm already00:54:04
pretty. But with this even more so. Yes,00:54:06
because And that's what you see. What is it eh Because00:54:08
you are already beautiful, trust me, look, when00:54:10
I was young I would have liked to be a00:54:13
model. Look, I think I would have00:54:16
succeeded as a catalog model for a00:54:18
Fish Market. Look, look. Hey, don't think that for00:54:21
me, look, I got something out of it.00:54:23
a spicy photo no00:54:26
no no no there then I have nightmares00:54:29
start Look j and Mario Yes00:54:33
[Laughs]00:54:36
who that what is that it's me yes but you're00:54:41
naked no no no no no almost completely00:54:44
no oh It's true that here there is here there is a00:54:48
rabbit not a white rabbit covering00:54:52
your parts no let's see wait I'll00:54:55
enlarge it00:55:01
wait wait wait it's going to L00:55:03
a surprise cat a cat wait no wait it00:55:07
's no cat look I'll00:55:10
enlarge it no impressive00:55:15
impressive what do you think look look I00:55:18
'll I would have shaved a00:55:25
little since they have declared a00:55:30
protected natural area, I should have just gotten00:55:33
the wax done, the chainsaw would have been00:55:35
given to you. Well, you know that00:55:38
where there is hair, there is00:55:40
joy, so you have Disney between your00:55:44
legs, I00:55:46
really don't want to imagine that photo. F,00:55:49
I, I Hear it, I'm going to send you the00:55:52
photos on00:55:55
WhatsApp no no no no no no, it's00:55:58
ruining my cell phone, if you're not stupid, don't00:56:00
be stupid, it doesn't even00:56:02
occur to you, but do you remember when you00:56:03
lost your ID? the ID and the00:56:05
moths ate everything except the photo00:56:08
no Hey hey hey or I'll send it to print00:56:12
poster size Uh Yes hey don't tell me00:56:15
Chona that this isn't pretty to00:56:16
hang on the bedroom wall that's what I know00:56:19
we'll put them on a terrorist00:56:22
to confess now How pretty she was,00:56:25
what the hell, we didn't know each other as00:56:27
children But what are you saying if00:56:30
when you were a girl my grandparents00:56:31
weren't born Mira Chano By the way,00:56:34
I hadn't noticed Yes, how handsome you are00:56:37
in that uniform uniform But this is00:56:40
a real uniform, here you see a00:56:42
uniform Well, look with the little spin he00:56:45
's giving you, it's reminding me of everything he00:56:48
ate it, he ate it, come on, man, let's see, let's00:56:51
see, wait, wait, give yourself00:56:53
one more spin for me. See No, man, I did00:56:55
n't think about it anymore, boy. The00:56:57
more I look at it, the more it reminds me of them, damn,00:56:59
with the shoulder pads and everything, the only thing missing is00:57:01
the00:57:02
fans. The fact is that they have given me a00:57:04
new job. Let's see, dance,00:57:08
dance,00:57:14
let's go, I'm not crazy. I'm a judge00:57:18
I'm a judge good good good You don't00:57:21
tell me that I'm living with00:57:25
joy00:57:34
one00:57:36
for for man for all for all00:57:41
for all00:57:43
man also man the one with the beard00:57:46
carrying him in the old la r and you Mrs.00:57:52
sal man I'm glad damn00:57:57
sal look How she gets But look, I'm00:58:01
glad eh By God it's true, I'm really00:58:04
glad she's not here to dance00:58:06
with me Hey, since she's been out of00:58:08
work, I notice that she's more00:58:10
sexually deprived, I say, let's see, look, look,00:58:14
look at what What happens is that now Chano is worth00:58:16
that uniform, it must be uniform, as you say,00:58:18
because he is going to carry out some trials00:58:20
here until the works in the game are finished. Shut00:58:25
up But what are you doing being a snitch? Hey, hey, well, I'm going to help you with00:58:28
the00:58:29
trials that I told you, snitch, no. You're a00:58:32
snitch No, really, it's not00:58:34
necessary. Of course, it's not necessary. If I get upset, if I get00:58:36
upset, because in every trial there00:58:38
is always a00:58:41
court secretary painted green. Don't screw yourself. Let's00:58:44
really see, Carmen Rosa. No.00:58:46
Besides, she doesn't have time. not even to remove00:58:47
all the moss that is on his face00:58:49
because it turns out that I am going to hold the00:58:51
trial now Ah well well well I give00:58:53
in I take off the tunos mask and00:58:55
I put on gu00:58:56
no but you don't realize that that00:58:58
last thing he said It's impossible because00:59:00
you're already pretty Oh yes, you're already pretty Don't00:59:02
screw yourself, I'm going to get prettier, I'm going to get00:59:06
you know that I'm going to have surgery on my00:59:09
chest, woman of God, don't waste the money, it's00:59:12
just to raise a00:59:15
little bit to see if it's going to lift them up. and00:59:17
then he's going to take out someone's eye,00:59:20
I'm going to have surgery on my chest for you, no.00:59:22
Really, what he has to do for me00:59:24
is forget about me, really, how am I going to00:59:27
do that if you're the dream of my00:59:30
life? Come on, come quickly, let's00:59:33
turn this into a guard court, what a00:59:35
guard court, not a magistrate's court.00:59:38
Well, you know what they say. Whoever00:59:40
wants peace, who lost his00:59:45
ass,00:59:49
[ __ ] for00:59:55
God's sake, you have to talk to00:59:57
that green pepper and Please convince him that I01:00:00
want this to turn out well. Well, look, if you01:00:02
want it to turn out well, resign and leave01:00:04
the position to someone else. That's it. That's01:00:06
a very ugly thing. I have to do it. I have to do it.01:00:08
Go with the01:00:10
green pepper. Lucky you, you're a snitch.01:00:13
shut up Look Take your things Look01:00:19
you are01:00:22
really struggling to have an01:00:26
independent life with your partner your children and01:00:30
the house is going to be filled with people01:00:45
[Music]01:00:48
now a problem with01:00:53
the we have to talk what we have to01:00:57
talk Jesus being clear speaks clearly I01:01:00
don't understand you It's just that I can't01:01:01
pronounce the Ed the what the r of daton01:01:05
dedicated of doto Ah the r that you can't01:01:09
pronounce the r And that's why Because of what01:01:13
you gave me before eating because of what you01:01:16
gave me to eat now my01:01:19
tongue is stiff my tongue is stiff Yes but01:01:23
my tongue is stiff nothing more yes nothing more mm01:01:28
I have to try to direct the objective01:01:30
in another direction How nothing nothing nothing01:01:35
the inspector is going to come to give me the01:01:37
soul permit exam and I'm like this Oh what01:01:40
's wrong serva no nothing's wrong Look how01:01:43
having a stiff tongue can affect you01:01:45
so that the man doesn't give you01:01:47
a gun permit he's just going to ask you01:01:49
some questions man of course Pancha01:01:51
what of course what Hello Good Oh good01:01:56
you are elor with which they give the01:01:58
weapons permits and all this s Ah well This is01:02:01
my husband Servando Ah so you are01:02:04
Servando Good afternoon cando My name01:02:07
is damón01:02:12
all of all all of them no no no all all01:02:17
with double of all that's what I said01:02:23
d you Get rid of me, no, please.01:02:27
Of course, no, you want permission from the mistress.01:02:31
No, well, keep an eye on the pache, keep an eye on what01:02:36
the pache, eh, pache, look at the pache, look at the01:02:43
pache, you're taking advantage of me. No, no, for01:02:46
God's sake, not at all, not at all, make me01:02:50
please don't leave this man eh01:02:53
Please Pancha please but Servando01:02:55
elando is fine now I choose a respect01:02:58
listen that I respect you eh are you01:03:00
going over the size of the what of the01:03:03
size01:03:05
Pancha Hey you forgive me forgive01:03:07
forgive it is I ate something that made me feel01:03:10
bad and I have a dg tongue I'm sure he01:03:14
's not really taking notice of me eh01:03:16
I really have a dgid tongue okay okay okay01:03:20
okay but be01:03:22
careful both of you no no no no no look at01:03:25
me I I remembered something and I just01:03:26
started laughing. Hey, well,01:03:28
let's go with the paperwork. I can sit down. Of course, tell me01:03:32
what year you were born.01:03:34
Now01:03:36
we screwed up. It's necessary. Of course, it's01:03:40
necessary. I have to know what year01:03:44
you were born. I was born in01:03:48
'33. As you said in01:03:54
'33,01:03:58
something got in my eye. I'm going to01:04:00
see if I can get it01:04:04
out. Hey, you're kidding01:04:07
me. No, really. I swear I was01:04:09
born in '33. Well, let's go. suppose01:04:13
it's true But but you look01:04:16
older eh I swear no we're not going to01:04:18
assume it's01:04:19
true01:04:22
fart fart what if you have a01:04:28
fart no I don't have a fart nor any01:04:31
objection I don't defend that if01:04:33
you have a fart gasse no fart fart wow wow01:04:37
fart for cas Ah fart01:04:43
fart Hey you're looking like01:04:48
tado bernado bernado who's the fart01:04:53
Hey you're making fun of me eh01:04:55
no I really hear that I'm not making fun01:04:56
of you no don't forgive sorry01:04:58
gentleman no It's my fault that01:05:00
I gave him some cookies that had01:05:03
herbs in them and his tongue went stiff01:05:05
but he doesn't intend to laugh at01:05:08
you a cookie Yes and he gave me01:05:12
tea01:05:14
Oh so he gave him tea Oh how fizzy I was01:05:19
scared of the disa So he gave him tea, he did01:05:21
n't give him one or two but tea No yes I01:05:25
say no no no noo tea drank no t it's01:05:29
cookies no no no no tea drank drank01:05:31
well it's over I'm tired now01:05:34
you're going to say their mothers but Don01:05:37
wait, [ __ ] permission from home01:05:40
esp wait01:05:53
[Music]01:05:54
wait01:05:56
[Music]01:06:07
just like that Jewish King because I say it, I01:06:09
'm the man to01:06:12
keep quiet, it's disrespectful to keep quiet,01:06:19
man, no MEC, simpleton But what does he say? I was just01:06:22
rehearsing just practicing to01:06:24
see what it's like01:06:27
And that chair tell me you didn't01:06:29
get a good secretary who01:06:31
even brings the chair from home This is the01:06:33
Judge's Chair a kitchen chair damn01:06:37
And why did you want a dentist's chair man01:06:39
no I know something with a little more01:06:41
cachet that this is supposed to be a01:06:43
court This is how this is going to look like a01:06:45
guachinche Look he starts a01:06:47
trial at Johnny's house and then Look01:06:49
starts asking Hey I can bring you01:06:52
the little chair if you want That's how I put my01:06:54
foot to give me the nails like that, don't01:06:57
stop with this one. It's good, let it be sure,01:06:59
look that it's foldable and everything that's not.01:07:01
Really, really, with this one it's fine.01:07:02
Yes, I've already read the first trial that you're going to01:07:06
have. Ah. yes yes Hey how efficient And01:07:09
what's it about Well it's a difficult case okay01:07:13
man the first difficult one yes they are two01:07:16
women wait for it they are two women that01:07:19
he has but what This is full of fluff01:07:22
no more Damn I'm so desado you have the to me01:07:25
to put you the ones are coming Girl Look, you01:07:27
make me nervous, look at how you make my01:07:29
heart feel01:07:31
softer. Calm down, calm down, darling, calm down, [ __ ],01:07:34
darling, nothing came out01:07:36
there Oh, what made me touch, there's nothing up there, there01:07:38
's nothing left for me, don't talk to me with that01:07:40
genius dressed like that because you make me more nervous01:07:42
perraca01:07:44
still perraca said perraca but but01:07:48
please come in sealed once01:07:50
we are here as if it were a01:07:52
clear court Yes yes Please tell me what the01:07:54
trial is about Well I told you that it was a01:07:57
difficult case raca are two women who claim01:08:00
to be mothers of the same child Ah well that01:08:03
is normal nowadays that it is a01:08:04
marriage of women no no no no they01:08:07
both say that they gave birth to him that they both01:08:10
gave birth to the same child yes your honor and what the01:08:14
hell do you want Chano you are the judge you01:08:17
have to say who it is the mother me my01:08:19
mother But why do I get involved in01:08:22
these Of course of course Carmen Rosa is done, let's01:08:27
see we will do like King Solomon And what01:08:31
did that king do that I didn't find out01:08:34
like no no Solomon was the king of01:08:38
the Jews and One day01:08:41
two women appeared to him who claimed to be the two01:08:45
mothers of the same child. Look at that strong01:08:48
wave, yes, it was a man, or I don't know if it was or01:08:52
not. The important thing is that Solomon said, "01:08:57
I'm going to take the child, I'm going to cut him in01:09:00
half and I'm going to give each of them a piece,01:09:03
since the salmon is that01:09:06
bigger, I still have to make a01:09:08
baby for it. Do you want to let me tell the story?01:09:10
Yes, and Salomón is not salmon, Salomón, well,01:09:13
as if it's called sard, mackerel, I just don't01:09:16
know it. Let me continue s Well01:09:19
when he said that he was going to start with the01:09:21
love, one of the women said that she01:09:24
agreed and that for her part how strong01:09:26
jedionda what do I say gedionda the queen of01:09:29
gedionda look she wants to let me tell01:09:31
the story Yes yes But On the01:09:34
other hand, the other mother began to cry01:09:38
sadly and told him that she would rather lose the01:09:42
child than have him cut in half01:09:46
and that was how Solomon knew that that was01:09:49
the real mother. Oh damn, so yes, so yes.01:09:53
And who did the salmon marry?01:09:57
who married who did he marry who did01:09:59
not marry anyone please tell01:10:00
him I have told this story because01:10:02
we are going to do exactly the01:10:05
same as King Solomon of course we are going to01:10:08
tell these women that we are going to01:10:10
cut the child in half and the one who01:10:12
gathers Well, that will be the child's mother. Hey,01:10:15
hey, are you given this? Oh, how much does my01:10:20
honor know? Yes, be careful a little, eh.01:10:23
Because at a given moment I'm going to ask you to01:10:24
bring something to simulate that we are going to01:10:26
cut the child. I bring you whatever you01:10:28
want my king Moro Look over there I saw over01:10:30
there01:10:33
[Music]01:10:34
I saw Ah ah Wait wait a moment wait01:10:40
a moment This is going to be easier than01:10:41
I thought wait a moment like01:10:44
because Carmen Rosa's little hand Little hand,01:10:46
for God's sake, I'm sorry, I've already brought something to cut,01:10:48
no, it's not necessary, notice that one of01:10:51
the women is black and the other is white.01:10:53
So if the black child belongs to one, he is01:10:55
white to the other. Oh, of course, how much01:10:57
does my honor know? Oh, sir. Oh. My01:11:02
Lord God, even the local police officer is looking at us,01:11:05
what a shame he is not a judge of war01:11:08
instead of a judge of01:11:09
peace. Shut up. Excuse me, agent,01:11:13
I'll take care of the little boy. If you01:11:16
want, you can go and rest. He01:11:18
's as01:11:20
strong as a01:11:23
gymnasium.01:11:26
Madam, you claim to be the two01:11:31
mothers of this child, the child is mine,01:11:34
nothing is mine, liar, liar, you01:11:37
Hey, hey, silence, silence, witch,01:11:40
leech, or that's it, damn, I order, that's it, that's it, that's01:11:54
it,01:11:57
but01:11:59
by God, let the salt come together01:12:03
saliva Mu [ __ ] Well01:12:09
lady By the power that has been01:12:12
granted to me I can affirm that this child01:12:16
is01:12:17
[ __ ] I finish that no that no that no that I01:12:21
cannot tell you it is one other I cannot01:12:24
say that no little salmon is it white or is it01:12:27
black or is it It's not white nor is it black. Come01:12:29
over here. It's gray. It's gray. It's not Chinese. The01:12:32
child is up to here. You can find them for01:12:36
God's sake. Hey, it will be an imitation. I don't know how to01:12:40
say stupid things that I do now.01:12:44
Hey, lady, you two claim to be mothers01:12:47
of this child, but it's just that the Chinese child,01:12:50
the child is mine, your honor, only mine,01:12:52
a lie, your honor, don't pay any attention to him, if the01:12:54
child is mine, hold on to her, shut up, you,01:12:56
wow. Well, he does look like me, but01:12:59
yes, he looks just like me, yes, yes, two drops01:13:02
of water. See, stay away from my son, he's01:13:05
mine, well, well, look, you're01:13:08
nonsense, eh, where are you going? Well,01:13:10
let's see, damn, it's good, I know CA01:13:13
has my head crazy, but01:13:15
this woman is crazy and wants to take me away.01:13:17
son01:13:21
also what they do to me it's a pity that01:13:23
you don't It's already there It's already01:13:42
there but what is God doing to you01:13:46
that the exit is01:13:50
good he is chando01:13:54
with01:13:57
good the bacteria of the tongue Well01:14:00
that's01:14:02
fine you sucker we are not going to take01:14:06
and do what the king did,01:14:08
okay, come on. Come on, you know, be01:14:12
careful because later I'm going to ask you to01:14:13
bring me something to cut, please01:14:15
go, please, and without favor, for that01:14:17
little mouth that God gave you, here's your01:14:21
dry go. finish me well,01:14:26
lady, since they continue to maintain that they are01:14:29
the two mothers of this child, I am01:14:32
forced to01:14:37
drink. What the hell is this? Damn, you asked me for01:14:41
something to cut a nail clipper, a nail01:14:43
clipper that you want me to do the01:14:45
child's cuticles. Look, I'm telling you, yes01:14:48
this He cuts my big toe nails,01:14:53
he cuts my toes, that's what you want, try01:14:57
Carmena, we have to pretend that we have to01:15:00
cut the child, okay, and we have to01:15:02
cut him off, the friendship seems like you're stupid,01:15:04
stupid, but stupid, I'm going, I'm going, but don't01:15:07
mistreat me anymore with your Reproaches Maybe01:15:11
she is the victim now the lady turns out01:15:13
that Ah you have nothing to do with it01:15:15
as I was telling you I am forced01:15:19
to take the difficult one Tom01:15:22
s now yes this Now yes Ah you see how01:15:26
size01:15:27
matters is that always thinking about the01:15:30
same Well,01:15:33
ma'am, look at the penis Because01:15:36
the one that makes you feel sorry for the child, that's going to be01:15:38
the Mad one. I agree. Look, I agree, very01:15:41
well. Let's go, as I was telling you, I am01:15:44
forced to make the difficult01:15:45
decision to take this child and01:15:49
cut him to pieces. half and give01:15:52
each01:15:53
one a piece very well Yes sir I want my part01:15:56
that I also want my01:16:00
cut part01:16:03
all ya damn and this Now I think that the01:16:06
salmon thing that doesn't work I don't01:16:08
see them even half worried no no and what do I do01:16:12
Carmen Rosa Cut off a posh little leg,01:16:14
let's01:16:15
see, I'm going to cut off the little leg, Carmen Rosa,01:16:19
let's see, lady, you haven't understood me, you01:16:21
haven't understood me well, what I01:16:24
'm telling you is that I'm01:16:25
going to cut this poor little creature in half and I'm01:16:28
going to give a piece to each one, come01:16:30
on, less chacha and more01:16:35
cutting. Look, I cut it to one.01:16:40
But this is good, wait. I don't know whether01:16:43
to put a piece of plastic because that's going to01:16:44
splash blood on you,01:16:46
boy. Look, I cut it to the one with two,01:16:50
but what a crazy house. This is where they are going to01:16:52
cut up a baby. First look to see if it01:16:55
mutates in case the one who cuts it at01:16:59
2:30, I have to do something, [ __ ], you're not01:17:02
really understanding me, I'm01:17:03
cutting it seriously. No, cut that off01:17:07
since I cut it at 2 and TR fourth. No, do01:17:11
n't do it, what did01:17:14
I say? Chano, please don't cut01:17:18
that child. Please, the child is here,01:17:23
Pancha, I'm not sure what01:17:26
Pancha's child is going to be like. It's01:17:29
not true anymore that you are a genius How01:17:32
is that mine nothing You calm down01:17:36
Now I'm talking to you calm down01:17:37
both of you no for God's sake I can't believe that01:17:40
you wanted to cut this child into01:17:41
slices no I wasn't going to slice01:17:43
the01:17:44
child01:17:46
Don, her child is already calm,01:17:51
no, what is Pancha's child going to be like?01:17:54
Hey, give me back my son, a01:17:56
thief, little girl, a little respect, they are01:17:59
talking to a judge. What you are is a01:18:05
dead man, a01:18:12
police officer, a beautiful child, a girl. Hey. everything01:18:15
looks alike with you but car Rosa how is it01:18:18
going to look like with me if this01:18:23
Chinese children And if I breastfeed him but you are01:18:27
still a man for a liter of milk No01:18:31
but if I hurry up for a01:18:49
[Music]01:18:53
Tim01:18:59
Susana in the01:19:09
[Applause]01:19:10
[Music]01:19:15
genet Hello, I can help you No, don't01:19:18
help me, help me, little boy, this guy who01:19:21
can't seem to handle the01:19:23
thick ones Ah no no no no no no need, eh,01:19:26
I came to join the gym, I didn't want01:19:29
a cheeseburger. Of course not,01:19:32
boy. I'm like the Canarian Isa,01:19:35
fun and01:19:39
partying, now, And then give me the01:19:43
potatoes if it comes with the menu, oh no,01:19:46
boy. Look, it's a joke.01:19:48
Sometimes I wake up so funny that I can't even01:19:50
stand it. Hey, I don't have any.01:19:52
all day eh Nothing well nothing well Make me01:19:54
happy with the gift doll Hey let's go let's01:19:56
see hear that's it Look01:19:58
the last one is over Look please I'm01:20:00
working yes that's why I'm not01:20:02
even going to ask you for dessert what's it That's it Susana01:20:05
chitón Shut your mouth you want to tell me why01:20:07
you have come Well yes I am telling you01:20:09
apparently the doctor told me that I have to01:20:12
lose weight now Well and then01:20:15
what you want is to lose weight here01:20:16
with us no no no what you01:20:17
want lose weight, I don't care what01:20:19
I want is to lose weight, I don't01:20:21
understand it, you understand it, what are we going to01:20:25
see? You see me as fat01:20:27
eh No no no no that's what I said Ah I'm01:20:30
leaving Ah no no no but Wait wait01:20:32
wait wait wait wait esp let's see01:20:34
you fat What is called fat You're not there01:20:38
no but let's say that you could get01:20:40
fitter01:20:43
that's fitter yet you have seen01:20:45
This body eh Eh yes yes yes Ah so you01:20:50
have noticed Bandit yes yes No, I don't want01:20:52
to say that I see it because I01:20:54
have eyes eyes on my face Of course01:20:57
you have to appreciate me as if I were01:20:59
Comet Hali because it happens once in your01:21:00
life Nothing more now this body here01:21:03
where you see it was designed and chiseled01:21:06
by the chisels of the01:21:08
sculptors themselves who made the01:21:09
Greek gods Look, my flesh is as01:21:12
soft as that of a newborn and my01:21:14
breasts are as firm as those of a01:21:16
goat when Those udders are about to be01:21:20
milked Now, now Yes, look at this So I'm going to01:21:25
ask a series of questions to see01:21:27
which exercise is the most appropriate for01:21:29
you, depending on what you want. Well,01:21:31
then let's see, are you on01:21:33
a diet? Yes, what's the name of the01:21:36
diet? My diet is called. I don't know.01:21:39
Go eat that thing that makes you fat01:21:41
like a cow but it doesn't work since I01:21:44
started the diet I eat this more now01:21:47
but let's see but you do I don't know01:21:49
exercise yes every time I drop the01:21:51
TV remote I get What do I do to01:21:52
get it no no I don't mean that if01:21:55
you walk Of course I walk if not how do01:21:57
you think I got here No I don't01:22:00
mean that if for example you run01:22:03
Yes I get up every morning to01:22:04
run to draw the curtains so that01:22:07
Clarity doesn't come into the room, we're not going to01:22:09
see. Look, you know who the fastest man01:22:11
in the world is husin Bol Oh,01:22:13
Hussein would like that the fastest man01:22:16
in the world is Alfredo El Cojo01:22:18
who Alfredo coj, listen to me, that man01:22:22
left the same night pregnant four01:22:23
women look we are going to see two in Gran01:22:25
Canaria and two in Tenerife my mother not01:22:28
your mother I think no no01:22:31
no you what would you like to do for01:22:33
example I don't know Body Combat tep serg Power I don't01:22:37
know no no no I learned English no01:22:39
I want and what I want to lose weight no01:22:41
no no they were different types of01:22:43
gymnastics but look what we are going to do01:22:45
is decide based on your BMI according01:22:49
to me what your BMI your01:22:52
body mass index combined with your ar Of01:22:54
course, today I could start with01:22:57
some type of interval training.01:22:59
Look, your01:23:02
tongue tie got stuck, what's happening to your mouth? No,01:23:04
no, that's a very good training01:23:06
for hypertrophy. Oh, you're01:23:08
calling me atrophy, no, no. no no no no it01:23:10
means that there is a way for you to01:23:12
gain shape Oh, I have no way01:23:14
I no yes yes yes yes yes you have you have you01:23:17
had thought of some01:23:19
attack plans and I have to attack that is,01:23:22
your body eh put me down look in less than01:23:25
30 seconds more called atrophied that01:23:27
I have no reason and that my body attacks a little01:23:31
respect that you have not been01:23:32
disrespected but I think we01:23:34
are not understanding each other look what we are going to01:23:36
do is make a personalized plan for you It01:23:39
seems perfect. Ho, I01:23:41
could start by doing some01:23:42
aerobic exercises. I'm going to leave it with01:23:44
our monitor, Raúl. Okay, very good,01:23:46
perfect. Let the monitor come,01:23:52
that's not enough. Ah, no, no, that's a01:23:56
boy who is training. Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay01:23:58
well. Call the National Museum of01:24:00
History, the01:24:02
Hercules of the island of Rhodes has just appeared. Chacho01:24:05
Chacho Chacho Chacho is your If that thing is01:24:08
hard everywhere I'm going to have to01:24:10
chew it to get it in properly if that01:24:12
boy is kneading you from the ankle to01:24:15
the ear Yes yes yes look before I start01:24:18
I would have to open a file Open me whatever you01:24:20
want I forgive myself for a moment I01:24:22
forgive you Oh01:24:25
[Applause]01:24:26
[Music]01:24:27
that Look at your strong retaining wall in01:24:31
this01:24:32
lot01:24:34
Oh look at you Look at you Oh they had01:24:37
told me that in the gyms they hook up but01:24:39
I didn't know that they hook up so quickly01:24:42
sorry I told myself something that I love your01:24:44
gym Ah well I'm glad look you01:24:46
would have to tell me what your name is01:24:48
Susana my name is Susana Susana well yes01:24:53
Oh you're coming here we have to It's getting closer,01:24:55
it's getting closer Ah Where is it going Oh01:25:00
yes Look you01:25:02
Oh look at this Look at you that the01:25:05
transatlantic was towed by the01:25:09
yalana01:25:12
Ah how angry it01:25:15
makes me Well nothing good because this is already01:25:20
this Now Now the only thing missing is the01:25:21
license plate Ah yes I have it here01:25:27
pz take the01:25:31
registration I'm not referring to the payment of the01:25:34
registration Oh well you don't care and I'll pay you01:25:37
Tomorrow yes Well yes I suppose there is01:25:39
no problem Well01:25:41
okay look at another Raúl Raúl Raúl Raúl01:25:46
Meet Susana, she is our monitor01:25:48
Raúl Susana Susana Raúl it's her first day01:25:51
Here I leave it in your hands and I agree with you too01:25:54
Hello Raul Hello Susana let's see01:25:58
tell me how we are doing with flexibility Ay01:26:00
Ay Ay Oh how are we doing with flexibility01:26:03
Well according to my doctor I have01:26:05
brick syndrome brick syndrome Yes,01:26:08
it's easier to break than to bend,01:26:10
okay, Susana, let's start with01:26:14
some warm-up, okay, come,01:26:16
follow me, come, let's go there, no, no,01:26:18
don't worry, I'm already warm01:26:19
from my house, no, Susana, but it's important01:26:22
that you learn to breathe. okay come01:26:23
follow me learn to breathe he says look01:26:25
Raúl you're not going to believe it but I've01:26:27
been breathing all my life since01:26:28
I was a girl and here I am I'm still alive I don't think I've01:26:31
done so badly okay very well01:26:33
well let's start with something01:26:35
bicycle What do you think there is here yes there01:26:39
on the bicycle Oh with 5 km we are going well01:26:42
not well we are not going and with this bicycle we are not01:26:45
going anywhere some unfortunate person01:26:47
took your Wheels what do you want me to do the01:26:50
5 km with the bicycle load the Pela01:26:52
no no no let's see no don't come Get on and01:26:55
start01:26:57
Oh let's see Look at01:27:00
you It's a good thing I put on the01:27:03
leggings that's coming that's very good That01:27:09
's Susana very good That's you, you'll say that's01:27:13
very good but I knew it this is not moving forward01:27:15
Let's see But hit the pedals come on Hit it01:27:17
hit the pedals hit the pedals01:27:19
hit the pedals I'm going crazy I'm going crazy I'm going crazy01:27:24
crazy crazy crazy Look honey this is01:27:27
[ __ ] Chacho I'm not doing anything with this01:27:30
there is no other way something that works Okay let's01:27:31
see and you like the tape No I'm more01:27:35
of a comp pand the tape is old look01:27:38
better let's go directly to the01:27:40
weights okay let's start with01:27:42
deadlifts in peace01:27:43
rest no deadlifts no okay01:27:46
squats let's go Let's start with01:27:48
squats okay let's take the weight like this and01:27:51
do this movement eh01:27:54
up down up Look That's good01:27:58
for constipation01:27:59
right Well I don't know the truth come01:28:02
now you now me Oh look the first time they01:28:05
give me an award thanks to the01:28:08
academy for this01:28:12
award how01:28:14
wonderful Well then up and down01:28:18
let's01:28:20
see down and up down and that seems like01:28:25
I'm in the guy I live down and01:28:33
up Look keep doing it you're01:28:36
better at it I Of course you're the01:28:38
professional and on top of that you They pay me to01:28:40
do it no no no no no we're not going to01:28:42
see Susana No here the one who has to01:28:44
sweat is you okay And for that there is a01:28:46
training plan Look ra and01:28:50
we can't make a different training plan01:28:54
different01:28:55
Yes I make you01:28:58
sweat and You make me01:29:01
Sunami Let's see, Susara, don't be confused. Oh,01:29:04
yes, my heaven, look and if you want,01:29:07
we can take that dead weight and01:29:10
revive it. Let's see, look, little muscle.01:29:13
Come here, I'm going to put you in01:29:17
[Music]01:29:23
shape01:29:33
[Applause]01:29:34
look out tonight I want to dedicate the01:29:37
program to one of our colleagues01:29:38
called Pablo and he is an01:29:39
extraordinary job on the program, I'm01:29:41
serious Pablo. Thank you very much and we will01:29:44
leave next Sunday at the same time.01:29:46
Thank you very much until next01:29:48
Sunday,01:29:53
goodbye01:30:00
and for having met on this night01:30:02
of01:30:04
their Ah for01:30:11
[Music]01:30:14
they're going to end up bitter and bad-01:30:22
tempered everywhere I'm going to have to01:30:25
chew it so that it fits properly I don't01:30:28
fart fart fart fart fart to marry01:30:52
fart01:30:56
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Octava temporada del programa de humor con más éxito de la Televisión Canaria. Un espacio de ficción presentado por Eloísa González y con las actuaciones de su profesional elenco. En Otra Clave continúa presentando a su público, tanto en los teatros como en sus hogares, una variedad de sketches sobre múltiples temas, desde los más cotidianos a los más actuales. 00:16 EN OTRA CLAVE | LLEGÓ A MASTERCHEF Y SE COMIÓ LOS MOCOS 00:23 El cohecho de mi vida 13:30 ELOÍSA GONZÁLEZ | Presentación 17:05 El preferido del jefe 28:50 GINÉS Y ARTURITO | Mamertobot 42:40 PANCHA, SERVANDO, CHONA Y MARIO | Unas galleta para Servando 48:45 CHANO, CARMEN ROSA, CHONA Y MARIO | Aquí se va a hacer justicia 1:00:45 PACHA Y SERVANDO | Un problema con la R 1:06:05 CHANO, Carmen Rosa, Igual que aquel rey judío 1:18:55 SUSANA | Susana en el gym Suscríbete en nuestro canal para no perderte de nada ✅ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZheRrIN5UlY0qrHB3eMhBQ?sub_confirmation=1 Síguenos en nuestras redes sociales oficiales👇 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Instagram:https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/explore
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