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Recorded in Minneapolis at The Parkway Theater on Saturday, December 10th, Dan's 4th hour special (following Crazy with a Capital F, Don't Wake the Bear, and Get Outta Here; Devil!) is his best. Recorded in front of an enthusiastic audience of Timesuck podcast fans, and fans of his Scared to Death podcast as well, Dan talks about everything from the nonsensical political polarization of America, to abortion rights, to hunting, how modern language expectations could destroy his style of comedy, the problem with the intersection of religion and politics, and much more. All in his signature style of social commentary and sarcastic absurdism. Please watch, like, subscribe, and share!! 00:00 Intro 00:47 We're All Random D**kheads 02:29 Hold On To Your Apocalypse Horses 03:31 Bill Gates' Evil Beakers 05:19 Holocaust Denier Holocaust 05:46 Your God Is Ronald McDonald 10:51 You Don't Have to Be FOX or CNN 12:37 Nobody Knows What Sky Daddy Wants 15:49 Every Joke Has a Victim 22:07 Bend the Knee 26:49 Glory Be To Gilead! 34:28 Hunting Is a Kindess 36:52 A Happy Family Hunting Tale 40:06 RIP Richard Bartholomew Cummins 44:32 Sloths and Sea Turtles 47:34 Emo Sad-Boy Owls 51:37 Creepy Mama Bird 56:02 Match the Photo Voting Test 57:46 Maybe The Fart Jar Crowd Shouldn't Vote 1:00:46 Vote For Cummins/Hotdog Anderson 1:04:41 Get Out Of Your Echo Chamber, Crybaby 1:07:16 Perseverance Fairy Check out tour dates: https://dancummins.tv/ THANK YOU for supporting this independent, self-funded project! If this special can get enough views to support another tour, I'll make another special. But I can't do that without your support! The best way to support me? Come see me LIVE! Bring friends, coworkers, family, anyone you can! https://dancummins.tv/tickets/ Don’t see your city? I’ll be announcing a 2024 theater tour soon full of ALL NEW material. Follow me on all socials for updates, or listen to the Timesuck and/or Scared to Death podcasts. SHARE this special. I can't tell you how much that helps me! Click SHARE under the video and send it wide to help spread the word. Every single view helps! Tell everyone you know! If you enjoyed the special, you can also click that SUPER THANKS $ button under this video and give whatever you can/whatever you think it was worth. SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL: Like and Subscribe to the channel so I keep creating content for you to enjoy! Now enjoy this special! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! FOLLOW THESE Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dancumminscomedy?lang=en More About Dan: Dan is a comic and podcaster currently living in Couer d'Alene, Idaho with his wife and children. Dan’s unique blend of dark absurdism and storytelling began in Spokane, Washington over 20 years ago at a comedy open mic in the corner of a sports bar. In 2006, Dan's standup first appeared on television, appearing on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham and on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. In 2008, he had his first televised special with a Comedy Central Presents 1/2 hour. In 2010, Comedy Central gave him an hour special, Crazy with a Capital F, that was also later licensed for several years to Netflix. He also appeared on The Tonight Show (appearing again 4 years later). Dan's appearance on Comedy Central's This is Not Happening in 2015 has almost 4 million views. In 2012, he released the third of five comedy albums on Warner Brothers Records, Hear This!, which became one of the top spinning comedy albums on Pandora and made Dan one of Pandora's most popular comedians, racking up over 500 million spins and over 400,000 stations created. In 2016, he released the hour special, Don't Wake the Bear, on Amazon. In 2020, Get Outta Here; Devil! followed on Amazon. Both currently hold 4.5/5 star ratings or better. Dan also hosts two very popular podcasts, Timesuck and Scared to Death. Timesuck has been downloaded/streamed over 100 million times, and Scared to Death has been downloaded/streamed over 50 million times. Dan Cummins: TRYING TO GET BETTER [FULL Comedy Standup Special]