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[music]
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[applause]
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hello dear, the
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board finally interrupted the time,
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hello loved
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how I missed you and finally, how did you
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get there? I've been waiting for you, listen,
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wow, I'm in shock, we're
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so clean, you know, I was so
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worried before with your arrival that he started
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cleaning on the day of your departure, we are
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covered by anyone, the father is asleep, he just doesn’t like it,
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I know there is no vacuum cleaner, let’s try, he doesn’t
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like the bets on the fresh
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son Gindin, everything is fine, yes, she’s just he was covered
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in feathers before, he was serious,
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it seemed youthful to me, then the skin drunkard
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huckster
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what what is he saying in the skins drunkard boreyko
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someone was at our house no you
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became the key to the TV I was vacuuming he
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got enough of these words drunkard huckster the
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TV says here she says that the
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election debates have already begun or were
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broadcast on STB for a week dear we are killing
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children
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and she’s just and I’m sleepyhead was on and I’m
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glad the channel is the skin of a
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drunk barrel but they all performed that
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I don’t remember such that you’re glad all day
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long the channel is glad look I’m darling I did
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n’t look I condition came lodgy
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your mommy what he said it’s him
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says this is the channel beam from the huckster there
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taught him to father square yes I’ll check the
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hour of guts then good books
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Abova handsome Alena handsome man’s wife well done
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and Lena’s mother tight
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why didn’t she register the handsome guy
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[applause]
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had nothing to do troubles didn’t teach him the
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gift of words literally like that stop,
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where are your curtains,
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and before your cut I knew dry cleaning,
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my love, mascara, and here, like a pioneer,
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yours, too, put out the fire with curtains, there will only be
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a cake out of these 300, he’s not the only one, yes, yes, there
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was a small tiny light, but it’s
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not my fault I clearly say
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your mother came 2nd sign and mommy came one
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beloved our mom turned on the channel glad of the
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floor on it turned on set what
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was going on on the stove March 8 a gift she herself was
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dozing under this kind of means and a light yes
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indeed there was a small light
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on the curtain
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and where is the TV then a light switched to
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plasma, I handed over the plasma for repairs, repairs and
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loot Zhora 0
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we had Zhora, this Zhora is unfortunate,
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after all, Georgy Georgy came to see us,
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our neighbor, a really intelligent
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guy came in literally for a minute, I
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told me there was no time to go away and he found
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the end, okay, let’s say this is all
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weak bokudo so stop who was walking in my
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slippers Tamara what is he saying what Tamara is
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Tamara bri Larisa Larisa Baba I don’t
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understand what Tamara and Larisa are
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in a row is everyone here his name is Omar
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Lariska Larisa you can see everyone
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better tell me yourself who Tamara is and
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Larisa put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put on put
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on
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says while clicking I don’t understand a single word,
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but now I understand I got enough of what I
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was doing, apparently discovery did still hoarse in fetters
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okay let's pay
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that is and what happened next nothing you on
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caches what happened next
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ah [
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laughter]
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I can't mow down
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[applause]
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you threw the cash out of the window and I can't
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get out I bit off Anakin like
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fly why did he have broken, they opened
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the freezer, the parrot,
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and now cash, the woman, was caught, he
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deserved
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[applause]
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at home, like, it’s clear, everything is fine, and what
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else do you want to tell me? No, who,
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Ivanovka blocker, lost the microwave in the
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poker game, and they decided to
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fish, not so clear, and where is the bailiff’s chair,
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what does he say? the bailiffs came and
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took him into our chairs from
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a prostitute m 53,
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look how lucky she is, where is my
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favorite vase, Paul Walker, the base is also in poker,
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8 photos, we take it, it’s clear, and my favorite base
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was broken until day day day, he said no,
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someone else came, someone was at my home Yes, it’s
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true that he came in for a second,
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literally for a second, he came in for a fishing rod and
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left and left to eat,
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you won’t have a drink,
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and I offered the intellectuals to the couple, but he
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refused and left, refused,
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not a mouthful of a shmurdyak and sat in the water for a while,
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sat and talked with dad,
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well, I hope he drank a little, you that
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I’m such a bastard, I know that your
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father has a bad heart
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[applause]
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so they could raise a toast,
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dad would get your first adult in
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sport fishing, we said goodbye,
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kissed each other on the lips, young man left the
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clip, I understood dad was feeling bad daddy
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[music]
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someone- then he left pouring a drink for the doctor to be that
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everyone here had gone crazy, they
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called the doctor out of nowhere I didn’t hit the doctor
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[laughter]
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[applause]
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that nothing was happening here there was terrible
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heat idiot where to the balcony or problems
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Georgy had a little too much
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he went out to the balcony Georgy is
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an intelligent the man didn’t want to spit
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the house from the balcony resource, she leaned over and
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fell, not really snow, zhora idiot, it’s
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someone’s chevrolet.
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stop, I got it, you’re starting the devil here,
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Zhora went out onto the balcony
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and jumped into the snow and into someone’s
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Chevrolet Niva, they all took him to the
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hospital together, they found him drunk and got behind the wheel. I would
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never get behind the wheel drunk.
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he says the parrot
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was put behind the wheel and the patient was sick or julienned from
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what affairs I would put the parrot behind the wheel the
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tone is the same bird the same sober he is the heat of the
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hospital by the weight of the parrot after all, but
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not quite the hospital
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where he got in drive Zhora Zhora of his sunset is not
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going really we let's go into the forest to
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breathe a little so that zhory would go away and then a
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healthy man came out to the floor
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zhora carefully zhora now
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[applause]
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what happened next tell me you
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went where home and where dear
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listen to me please listen behind the
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round crew
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cattle dacha so then it's all over
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we intellectuals went their separate ways I went home
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to choose to wait for you guys guys went
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somewhere to the library went to
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what apparently a railway worker handsome
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Zhora cattle to a gay club careful Zhora
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this is not a bomb I don’t want to know anything else
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and I don’t want to hear anything else
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just tell me where our son
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like from these we had a son yes we had a
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son Kolya
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roundabout gesha chips decals cache grave grave
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I understood everything, I’ll find the treasure myself
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because now I don’t want to
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understand anything, I only understood one thing
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while I wasn’t here for a week there
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was something going on here from, well, what did you get the idea
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that some kind of hell was steaming here, but
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this breed of parrots just don’t know how to
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speak in suede
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[music] [
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music]
00:13:22
[applause]

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