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that I am the swords the00:00:28
target of many portal00:00:31
ready00:00:32
to cry about him00:00:37
lie00:00:39
easton00:00:41
fell00:00:43
you network00:00:46
you are on the00:00:49
target clouds quarter00:00:52
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you are00:01:14
I know Mr.00:01:16
I00:01:17
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tires00:01:25
seasonings00:01:27
miscellaneous00:01:28
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clamp start later00:01:36
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welcome and the quarter00:01:51
and the body is in the thicket and such a good00:01:53
projective well, I can’t even00:01:56
read it the other day in such news I want to00:01:58
share with you, look at this00:02:01
one man got married00:02:04
ready with Rice cooker00:02:08
is now a niche. please look here you00:02:11
can see a real man a real rice00:02:14
cooker a real wedding00:02:17
please take it away please my heart bleeds but00:02:19
how do you girls before we competed for men00:02:22
with each other and even with00:02:25
some men and00:02:26
now that household appliances means00:02:30
trouble came from where we didn’t expect it from the kitchen and we naively00:02:34
believed that this is our territory00:02:36
will find it unpleasant that mothers have00:02:38
another argument like00:02:40
Ira even the rice cooker got married before00:02:43
you00:02:45
the rice cooker got married think about it,00:02:48
of course I heard that the way to a00:02:49
man’s heart is through the stomach, not in the00:02:51
literal sense it’s like this if I suddenly00:02:53
started kissing passionately with airpod the00:02:57
girl herself loves with her ears00:03:00
and in general the rice cooker can only cook00:03:02
rice, yes this is more than I can cook,00:03:06
but this is not enough for a happy00:03:08
married life or I don’t know something00:03:10
about modern rice cookers, maybe they have a00:03:12
released mode pilaf sex00:03:16
floor now It will be scary to go with your00:03:19
boyfriend to a household appliances store; they will00:03:21
take away so many of these00:03:24
easily accessible household appliances and00:03:26
spinners and refrigerators and miniature00:03:30
toasters, and in general it’s difficult for us to00:03:32
compete with a rice cooker because the00:03:34
man gave her the command to cook, she00:03:36
cooked rice, if a man gives me the00:03:38
command to cook from him may come00:03:40
in response with something like, but you didn’t feel the00:03:43
command of the dog,00:03:45
prepare it for yourself and at the same time I was00:03:49
loaded with this news for several days,00:03:51
then I read another one,00:03:52
it turns out that00:03:54
this man divorced the rice cooker, I do00:03:59
n’t know what’s wrong,00:04:02
maybe the rice has cooled down, feelings have cooled down00:04:05
or maybe he was drawn to buckwheat, so to00:04:09
speak, he wanted to try mulatto,00:04:12
but in any case, I think that such00:04:14
news cannot be published because it00:04:16
undermines the already fragile00:04:17
female psyche, so for sure the phrase00:04:20
is jealous of every pillar appeared for a reason,00:04:22
there was probably a precedent and00:04:25
it’s convenient to say what -that’s how the00:04:27
secret of poison started, I understand everything perfectly well,00:04:29
you understand that this is stupidity, but every time00:04:31
after the microwave signal my00:04:34
boyfriend screams, I’m running, I’m running, I’m a turd, I’m getting00:04:37
more tense, is this all what girls are all about, if00:04:40
suddenly something outrages you, don’t00:04:42
hesitate to talk about it out loud00:04:44
preferably loudly preferably with jokes as00:04:47
we do in our and your favorite00:04:50
show welcome to the women's quarter00:04:55
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pandemics are coming there we have started to00:05:02
take vacations abroad somehow more seriously what00:05:04
was before but00:05:06
wanted to go now a00:05:10
lot of things must coincide first you need to00:05:13
make sure that exit from the country is open,00:05:16
then find a country to which00:05:18
entry is open, then on the day of departure, pray to God00:05:22
that exit will be open and entry to us will00:05:25
also be open, so if we00:05:27
go abroad, we make the most of00:05:31
this vacation and so Turkey is velvet00:05:35
season00:05:37
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woman00:06:04
well, to whom did this00:06:07
take00:06:09
I00:06:11
'm sorry that00:06:14
it took a niche00:06:15
niche acuvue00:06:20
you, well, out of your mind listening from this hotel,00:06:25
what's wrong, but it was00:06:27
possible, and it was so good, it means that it00:06:30
took the same00:06:32
slippers there was no towel00:06:35
on you, there wasn’t even a feeding trough, it means00:06:38
we’ll take it all,00:06:40
what do you think, you can go up to a00:06:42
stranger, throw00:06:44
a towel at him and he’s all yours, but you know the floor is00:06:48
Turkey,00:06:52
the reason is take yours, pay00:06:56
5 days of rest, what happened to chiki-pika bamboo00:06:59
everyone didn’t run away00:07:03
until there was no chiki-pika bambo00:07:06
not this, I just00:07:08
came here to relax and00:07:12
I’m not going to start a holiday romance oh00:07:15
stake in America too I wasn’t going to00:07:16
force you to open how everything turned out beautifully there00:07:20
six years married 6 don’t care00:07:26
I understood if it’s yours way to00:07:29
get acquainted, then I’ll upset you, it’s00:07:31
not original, I do00:07:37
n’t do that, I do it,00:07:41
by the way, take it on a tablet, I actually do00:07:44
n’t drink,00:07:46
hello, how are you going to00:07:49
entertain me sober,00:07:52
you won’t entertain you,00:07:55
that means without foreplay we’ll be up to 1, too,00:07:59
let’s try something like that woman, take00:08:03
your towel, otherwise what does it mean that00:08:07
I’ll throw it away to hell,00:08:11
we’re delicious,00:08:15
I thought you were a rag from a lion,00:08:19
you’re happy about him, a00:08:23
woman, you’re not my type, it’s like 700:08:27
big didn’t try it, he doesn’t like it anymore,00:08:32
you’re00:08:34
already starting to be me to be interested in00:08:38
the night we are afraid so of ours nothing as they do00:08:41
n’t tie their hands listen to me boy00:08:45
I’m like vodka at the bar divorced00:08:49
someone doesn’t like someone submit00:08:51
anyway they drink because it was inclusive00:08:55
so do00:08:59
n’t let me here don’t go anywhere00:09:02
woman if they look tell me that I’m00:09:04
already I took it, I don’t need to look at00:09:07
your towel now, take it, it’s00:09:10
happening, I didn’t understand, there’s a lot of 2, I’m peeing while00:09:14
listening, I should have taken a room closer to the sea,00:09:16
I barely got to the point that you took the place,00:09:20
yes, I took it, but then they took me, I mean, think about it,00:09:25
I see no one, I’m not touching it, it’s00:09:28
passing some crazy aunt00:09:29
throws a towel at me read everything took00:09:32
sho for aunt and he’s on the master in a pair with a00:09:36
moronic oh00:09:37
how x00:09:39
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morocco k in00:09:45
short I’ll get out of here anymore you’re with me00:09:48
no-no-no-no-no-no and I’ll wait here00:09:50
and nuka nuka nuka dyka and00:09:55
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maybe I don’t00:10:00
want no00:10:07
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alone00:10:20
but I couldn’t spoil it so quickly in the sun00:10:26
or maybe00:10:29
you remember alcohol works in the opposite direction00:10:34
for mother thousand living things00:10:38
I thought the king of jellyfish was thrown onto the shore00:10:44
beauty00:10:46
what - I lost a handsome boy in your place, you were00:10:50
lying there, you accidentally didn’t eat him,00:10:54
I only eat women’s hearts,00:11:00
it’s clear, so hearts, it’s a pity give me a towel,00:11:04
what do you mean, give me this towel of yours,00:11:07
and your hat is mine, what problems give me those00:11:14
and00:11:17
who are you anyway, by the way, I’m Mr.00:11:21
Hotels but this was last year this year I’m00:11:24
already sitting on the jury00:11:26
I was really allowed to do my00:11:28
signature dance I’m there in the toilet I’m wrapping00:11:30
it like a mummy I do00:11:32
n’t want to spoil it so as not to knock down the00:11:36
kais00:11:37
late knocked down00:11:42
Lopatin00:11:43
give me a towel of this I’m the owner this is not a00:11:47
towel it’s like an arrow in a fairy tale00:11:58
if I kiss you you will turn into00:12:01
that handsome boy it’s unclear but you00:12:03
have to try to00:12:05
listen and the man’s surrogate suffered00:12:09
towels then you will have problems this00:12:11
you will have problems when Satan00:12:13
comes out and the towel oh no oh00:12:16
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why not scare you will she quickly went to00:12:21
hell I'll get stuck in the pipe of the cage until the end of00:12:23
the holiday I didn't see here wow00:12:27
what an impregnable fortress00:12:31
if yes Natasha00:12:34
Natasha I'm Tanya Vova so we met00:12:40
claws you pull give your hand Adam a towel00:12:43
you scratch I swear a hundred percent I answer but00:12:49
here you are caught naive Tatyana00:12:52
[laughter]00:13:07
what you're blowing out a jellyfish there, don't be offended, don't00:13:15
be offended, get trained and didn't00:13:19
want to offend you didn't extinguish hold00:13:23
it00:13:27
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what's baking friend00:13:39
and you last year in Egypt the day you ate the00:13:44
delphin hotel00:13:47
Vladimir I'm00:13:51
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I'm crazy she's gone from peeing alone00:13:57
they call it abnormal, wait for you and chucha,00:14:02
it’s clear to me now I’m coming to play volleyball all00:14:06
night and he’s coming for the 4 remaining nights00:14:09
too00:14:10
hat hat00:14:12
and00:14:15
on bar on bar00:14:18
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the man is over now on this stage what00:14:33
will happen is what you’ve been coming to our00:14:37
concerts for for almost 3 years now it will be00:14:40
striptease yes yes man applaud who00:14:43
loves birds okay okay no no one not00:14:46
so forgiven excuse centuries many wives00:14:49
men anyone striptease blink00:14:53
yes but that is a man he or he blinks with00:14:57
both eyes00:14:59
okay okay then00:15:00
he’ll watch anything on TV and so it’s a case of striptease- club about00:15:05
him let's go, let's go, let's go bro, I00:15:07
ask you, let's go back to the broth, but I'm adding00:15:10
wait, well, what a bachelor party and without a00:15:13
striptease00:15:16
should have been expected from you should have been00:15:18
expected to dance it will be00:15:21
hot00:15:27
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why haven't you changed your mind about getting married, still00:15:34
beautiful, thank you,00:15:44
come on baby00:15:49
but excuse me,00:15:54
woman, hold on, I'm a mom, I can00:16:00
at least have my ears, it's just today is the first00:16:03
performance I came to support Katya00:16:05
Katya Katya00:16:07
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this top 5 they don't bother me, you00:16:15
look like that, look who what00:16:26
what are you doing this for dad, he00:16:28
just really asked00:16:31
for look at me there, look00:16:33
at the girls, you're trying, or00:16:41
I'm great Katyusha, you have a hand on those00:16:45
parsley cuteness oh00:16:48
so sat down there knees in Vladivostok00:16:51
program booker because up to 1 cape00:16:55
well done Katyusha you're a smart girl just00:17:00
made the horse like that and you have a harvester and the00:17:03
horse went like00:17:06
that00:17:12
Katyusha come on come on come on00:17:15
[music]00:17:17
we will now noticeably bring it out now and00:17:19
those who will although who will wash it00:17:23
but the white jacket I’ll wash it00:17:26
here I’m washing it for such a movement for00:17:29
Katya was there and since I was with a deflection00:17:31
I don’t don’t don’t no need no no no no00:17:35
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[applause]00:17:39
veter and having demanded to hide it only for00:17:41
three weeks, I got this and00:17:50
listen, you were probably right, let's go to00:17:53
the Ministry of Defense, dude, I striptease a lot of00:17:56
videos, but this is the first time such a show is a woman,00:17:59
I'm sorry, but you don't want to come sit down with00:18:02
us,00:18:03
let's better so-and-so's daughter00:18:06
make a debut,00:18:08
it's somehow inconvenient to watch the night together00:18:14
[music]00:18:21
some kind of holiday, probably Mortis is not there00:18:24
and00:18:26
who is the groom00:18:30
congratulating a big step in the man's life,00:18:33
by the way, Tatyana Vladimirovna00:18:38
hawala what is00:18:40
Volodya's name though Tatyana Vladimirovna is a00:18:43
great example of me, let the other one be such a00:18:45
wonderful friend of you, such a00:18:47
gorgeous gift, I didn’t expect00:18:49
any of this, this is my youth, we communicate00:18:52
differently, but these are men before the wedding,00:19:00
can you keep it down, it’s not like the picture00:19:03
doesn’t sync with the sound,00:19:09
oh00:19:10
he’s now now the most interesting thing00:19:13
will be he's been watching for a long time I don't interfere00:19:16
[music]00:19:20
call this pipe a pylon yes you00:19:25
did it yourself before00:19:32
I said that we have Katyusha the winner of a00:19:34
pole dancing competition glide towards your00:19:37
dream a-data00:19:39
I've loved this since childhood smear lose00:19:41
Milana exactly the channel look how00:19:44
useful it is,00:19:47
that is, they will decide to cook on by the way the00:19:51
smoothest twine in Ukraine,00:19:54
even after getting canceled with a special level00:19:56
measured the casting of it00:20:02
[music] why are00:20:06
you crying payments00:20:10
[music]00:20:14
[applause] with00:20:18
the head the audience came that fish household00:20:25
while the00:20:26
amulet fell out00:20:29
[music]00:20:31
oh my God, I already raised Kailash,00:20:37
she came, help yourself,00:20:40
help yourself, Katyusha baked it herself00:20:44
and you can’t eat something like this, it’s delicious, but the00:20:47
haze of sleep will soon be a master, the heat00:20:49
of the stripper, we’ll definitely go,00:20:54
and it’s time to put the money on the card,00:20:58
oh, she changed small dollars00:21:08
[ music]00:21:14
how do you like her panties00:21:18
than how do you like her panties00:21:21
okay Ethel our ears00:21:28
yes no normal I want to talk about00:21:31
[ __ ] and I sewed myself by going on the Internet I00:21:33
looked there primitive then your google00:21:35
drive you're great thank you00:21:42
[music]00:21:45
Tanya00:21:46
the buzzard will fly one about him from you the name of the00:21:50
politician is Peter shot brighter cook00:21:53
traveled and the gun itself and not the00:21:57
remains of solder00:22:02
hello prosperity.00:22:06
it means that the child is suitable for this reason00:22:09
Katyukha is such00:22:12
Katya node100:22:14
[music]00:22:21
but you are holding on, you are talking to his hand00:22:22
brute00:22:24
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[applause]00:22:34
[music]00:22:37
Ural00:22:48
[applause]00:23:03
you know this is the best bachelor party00:23:07
I have been to, thank you for the premiere and you00:23:11
they are secretly you are such good boys,00:23:14
you will extend it00:23:19
if00:23:22
my house collapses and yes, homemade wine00:23:26
can come to us, you know we have a bachelor party in00:23:28
na we agree we agree we are going00:23:39
[music]00:23:41
today technology is developing so I’ll tear00:23:44
up the seams because we remind you behind them but00:23:47
also the words of the generation are taken great, you are00:23:49
bachyls, this is the very same with him, the00:23:52
destruction of hairs and this, in the smoke of the school,00:23:55
immediately get some water on come all ye, then we had a chance to00:23:57
redeem you, our song00:24:00
is dedicated to you, adults, don’t be afraid, you keep00:24:03
up often00:24:04
[applause]00:24:11
online00:24:13
[music ]00:24:19
Ridna my mother00:24:23
you are not shown00:24:27
just00:24:31
sideways ardor and00:24:35
iphone00:24:37
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and00:24:40
yu00:24:45
in the machine was00:24:50
[applause]00:24:52
everyone here is00:24:55
looking for00:24:57
dad00:25:02
this is mine in front of nike00:25:06
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I open it00:25:10
better00:25:11
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healed00:25:20
Antonov's00:25:23
hay has grown to trouble00:25:26
I live on00:25:29
but not00:25:31
but we should put out the pose00:25:35
and00:25:36
with and sing00:25:38
we00:25:43
if your figure and what can I hear00:25:49
because mom fiercely00:25:52
listen00:25:54
Egypt x00:25:57
argued over there00:26:01
[music]00:26:02
candle00:26:05
father spa can be seen00:26:08
and00:26:09
find everything00:26:10
[applause]00:26:12
these windows are00:26:14
ok00:26:16
equal to a jar on the theme of China.00:26:21
[music]00:26:26
for the thinness of the carp00:26:29
we have coal00:26:35
full of ringing00:26:37
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and a00:26:40
pillar00:26:42
or a passage and a house and a00:26:46
bishop and00:26:48
in the toilet God00:26:52
I’ll try a dash bath like this and00:26:59
put it straight and darkness move it I’ll00:27:02
steal it through00:27:04
Vietnam00:27:07
and the zone00:27:10
[music]00:27:12
wall00:27:15
to throw smoke00:27:20
nature00:27:22
flask from00:27:25
coca-cola00:27:27
and a cork pompa romnat he this song00:27:31
beer00:27:33
because swears at me until00:27:37
later00:27:39
let him00:27:41
drink soda for a while00:27:45
and00:27:49
try it at the market00:27:52
and00:27:53
remember that00:27:57
[music]00:27:59
on primal thick and the00:28:02
song, etc.00:28:03
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on store00:28:16
acting.00:28:17
[music]00:28:19
news00:28:23
puma tusya00:28:26
he la00:28:29
kozhin00:28:31
skin00:28:35
and00:28:36
I want her00:28:39
[music]00:28:46
well,00:28:47
now she’s a bit late00:28:56
[music]00:29:04
portal00:29:05
[music] the00:29:10
women’s quarter always supports00:29:12
creativity in women and women in00:29:15
creativity and today we are ready to00:29:16
provide this stage for one girl00:29:19
who has already conquered the stage of the League of Laughter and00:29:21
today confidently conquers the audience of the00:29:23
women's quarter, meet us prices00:29:26
incredibly very unusual light not00:29:29
on00:29:41
[applause]00:29:47
ios incredibly happy to see just00:29:49
spreading a smile, this is because in00:29:52
general I like people and when I am among00:29:55
people I immediately start smiling, so00:29:58
when I enter a cafe in any public catering facility, they00:30:00
immediately mistake me for waiters,00:30:03
I’m just worth something to myself, I smile, shelter,00:30:06
and I have three orders,00:30:08
once persistent people even gave me a tip,00:30:11
they began to refuse,00:30:14
but sometimes you know, it goes beyond all00:30:17
boundaries00:30:18
One day a man came up to me in a cafe and00:30:20
directly scolded me very harshly,00:30:23
the girl says, my friends and I have been waiting for a menu for 20 minutes,00:30:26
why didn’t anyone bring us a menu, you’re not ashamed,00:30:29
of course it’s a shame cube I became very00:30:33
uncomfortable in this situation, so I went and00:30:35
took the menu and00:30:36
brought it to these people, I tell them to choose whatever00:30:39
you want as an apology, everything00:30:41
will be at the expense of the establishment00:30:44
and I went home00:30:48
[applause]00:30:52
for my smiling upper00:30:54
body, yes, I constantly find myself in00:30:56
ambiguous situations, for example, you were00:31:00
on the subway and the tail of the car came in here, and00:31:03
here is the whole car and there are just people they are00:31:05
jam-packed, they stand very tightly, and00:31:07
on the right there is empty and there is only one person sitting, and that’s00:31:10
what you imagine him to be, I don’t want to00:31:13
label him, let’s call him that, a00:31:15
cosplayer of a stinking homeless person, so he sits00:31:19
completely alone in this post in his00:31:22
fragrant radius of freedom, yes,00:31:25
I have a choice to go to him or or00:31:29
to this densely packed trailer and00:31:31
of course I choose, of course, I00:31:34
choose to go to the homeless person because I, as a00:31:37
person who works very hard to00:31:39
pay rent, I’m just mad00:31:41
when a person just didn’t wash himself and00:31:43
conquered the territory for what is it?00:31:46
so I go to him, we are standing here, the00:31:48
three of us, already I smell him,00:31:53
and now we are driving for some time with my00:31:55
conqueror, I feel after a while how00:31:58
someone spends me peace like this, I am completely confused00:32:01
how to00:32:04
react to this, if it was tender00:32:09
then there is I liked it and then everything just00:32:13
happens in slow motion, I00:32:16
turn there and everyone is looking at us, the00:32:18
whole carriage seems to be striking us, which is00:32:20
shining and women especially with00:32:22
bellicose faces are like that, give your00:32:24
racial face a parubi katana, how is it that’s how00:32:28
I think women think after work,00:32:31
rush hour I turn to him and he looks00:32:34
with hope and I don’t want to00:32:36
offend anyone before them, not him, so I choose00:32:39
some kind of compromise options, such not00:32:41
today00:32:45
[applause]00:32:48
thank you, are you the best,00:32:51
or am I still being00:32:53
constantly treated by the city’s00:32:55
crazy people and even the pick-up artist, you know what00:32:59
such a pickup truck,00:33:00
yes, this is what should have died in 200700:33:03
with parkour,00:33:06
but somehow these cockroaches survived the00:33:08
meteorite of our time, and who still doesn’t00:33:11
fully understand the pickup truck is the art of00:33:13
seduction, for example, there is some00:33:15
man and he has already had as many as00:33:19
10 sex before like that, but I’ve achieved everything in this,00:33:22
I already have tenacity in the sky under00:33:25
the ceiling, so he takes a course to himself00:33:27
and teaches them how to extract sex from a woman,00:33:31
which stone is there and which one to rub, well,00:33:33
for a spark, and the00:33:36
first task of the guys in this course is00:33:38
just to approach the girl and take00:33:40
phone number and nothing else, I noticed that00:33:43
I really want to encourage this00:33:46
male determination, that is, this is a brave00:33:48
act to show determination00:33:50
that I play along with them a little, that when00:33:53
a pick-up artist comes up to me like hello I00:33:55
can sing play like hello hello hello00:33:58
hello hello I outplayed it once00:34:01
and I gave it,00:34:09
but this is only because I really00:34:12
respect education,00:34:14
I think it’s never too late to learn for those00:34:17
who are on the street, but here’s a life hack for you on00:34:19
how to recognize a pick-up artist, they walk around with00:34:22
notes, there’s a sign on his chest for00:34:25
training00:34:27
so that he doesn’t run into an experienced00:34:29
driver00:34:31
guys, but applaud those who have00:34:35
tried betrayal in life, who have experienced this,00:34:39
who were given00:34:42
in one sad boat, we are sailing, it00:34:46
means that a friend recently betrayed me,00:34:48
she lives at my house and I call it a00:34:51
washing machine, I00:34:53
mean I loaded my laundry into it, everything00:34:56
fell asleep, I turned it on and imagine what00:34:59
she did, the00:35:00
lock caught fire and closed from me I00:35:04
think that you are hiding something from me00:35:05
mouse I don’t trust you I will peep00:35:07
so next time with the laundry I00:35:10
put the video camera on to00:35:13
see what he is hiding from me what00:35:14
secrets he has you know what I was hiding a00:35:18
broken video camera00:35:20
I understand everything I don’t I’m offended, I think it’s00:35:23
time for you to go on retreat, I lit the aroma candles, the00:35:25
aroma sticks, I abandoned the books on breathing00:35:28
on meditation, I turned it on, so it’s being washed,00:35:30
he’s suffering, he’s trying, why am I00:35:33
telling you everything, who can do the laundry for me,00:35:36
the machine is broken, yes,00:35:40
it may seem that I sometimes00:35:42
worry about nonsense, yes, maybe but00:35:45
when you’re in the process, it’s difficult to understand whether it’s nonsense00:35:47
or not, for example, shellac00:35:49
cheese is slag in a glaze and let’s eat it and on00:35:53
the ground I see a label with exactly the same and00:35:55
this and I tell her the00:35:57
target audience of my favorite cheese is00:36:00
redneck00:36:05
[applause]00:36:08
it turns out I’m also that’s why like this no no00:36:12
no this is not my way not my path I00:36:13
take the label from mine I put it next to me and00:36:16
this is not me I’m not a redneck so that is it’s not00:36:19
mine00:36:20
yes it may seem that it’s quite00:36:23
infantile but in general it’s not characteristic of00:36:25
some kind of immaturity I’m 26 years old00:36:28
I noticed that I have some problems that00:36:30
I don’t know how to solve like adults, what do adults00:36:33
do if I like a person, then00:36:35
they marry him00:36:39
in order to personally control that this00:36:41
person will have a hard time re-educating00:36:44
this boot, there00:36:46
is still a long-term way, for example,00:36:49
if you don’t like some a person00:36:50
just make him a godfather,00:36:53
he will simply disappear from your life like00:36:56
this00:36:59
[applause]00:37:02
I call this a killer for a very long00:37:04
term, just despite my own00:37:07
shortcomings, strangely, I00:37:10
still just want to be a good person00:37:12
and I try very hard; I once replaced a00:37:16
child’s mother,00:37:17
which means I go to the supermarket and there at the00:37:21
fruit stand behind the kosovo it is00:37:22
carved very beautifully and there is a baby standing next to it,00:37:25
look how00:37:27
beautiful it is Balthazar the river threatened points for it is00:37:29
already running out and the mother is not looking she00:37:32
gave birth and they choose raisins I00:37:36
didn’t think it would be easy to combine00:37:39
motherhood and dried fruits00:37:41
so I I go up to this child and00:37:43
say wow, how beautiful I00:37:46
replaced the child’s mother and00:37:48
then00:37:51
he can give me a slap on the head, I say you’ll00:37:54
indulge, you’ll go home with your aunt’s Fanta,00:37:58
he indulged, he went home with his00:37:59
biological mother,00:38:07
he put on the whole such a gentle person, I’m one00:38:10
of those who can buy things if00:38:11
the consultant with they were kind00:38:13
if she already brought me two dresses,00:38:16
tell me this is our color, the march was sent00:38:19
for this, just got into the bar with a fishing rod,00:38:21
what are you now, girlfriends, come to my00:38:25
birthday, let's go to the notary, I'll transfer the00:38:27
property to those00:38:29
before in such situations if I have00:38:31
a conditional 2 money then I’ll spend 300:38:34
but in general it’s adequate for a person,00:38:37
I understand that I don’t need this thing, it doesn’t suit me like00:38:38
this, it’s equal to okay,00:38:40
wrap up this body armor00:38:42
after passing through our friendship I’ll end up in a firefight,00:38:46
in general, the topic of friendship, you know, really00:38:49
worries me, that’s why all people00:38:53
they can’t just be friends, so you and I00:38:55
have gone through all this, yes, we are making our debut on this00:38:57
stage and it seems to me that we lack00:39:00
spontaneous friendship, so we continue00:39:03
the story with a little musical00:39:07
about friendship00:39:17
conclusion00:39:18
for the new year we are going together00:39:23
[music]00:39:30
came out of well on the bench old lady, every00:39:35
old lady is your girlfriend, I said00:39:43
[music]00:39:44
I've had to pay three hundred thousand years for gas and00:39:49
when the postman comes00:39:54
[music]00:39:58
you need to see,00:40:01
well, the00:40:02
bills, the00:40:03
speedometer of the light is off the charts, and then the00:40:06
mileage of the Novak gas meter of the00:40:09
old women is like that, but00:40:13
here's your task and you need to go there with debt Persia00:40:18
2003 communal apartment I didn’t dream of this also a00:40:23
sleepwalker you deceived00:40:32
because otherwise you do00:40:33
n’t know if00:40:39
you would have lived otherwise I don’t know that fate00:40:43
was eaten by animals to help on the road00:40:47
the cat is sitting I’m afraid to scare helpless00:40:51
dirty sitting himself lying under her I decided to00:40:55
help him what is lying with me me so00:40:58
the area of the pupil00:41:00
and more geometry of kindness00:41:03
pure00:41:10
andalso00:41:13
claims for ko and Sasha is00:41:23
dumb not the city drucker marmalades00:41:27
we will put everywhere for friendship the site the kind of00:41:31
scenes very see in the passport office00:41:34
buses and metro and in speech the number of00:41:40
godparents this star00:41:45
we will exchange children for we want today with00:41:50
me two daughters tomorrow as their Maxim and00:41:53
whoever still doesn’t want to be friends00:41:57
then jump for me they covered the whole city with00:42:00
sand because in a huge sandbox it00:42:04
will be easier for00:42:07
everyone to be friends00:42:09
who I don’t know what to do I do00:42:13
n’t know what myself00:42:17
[music] it’s00:42:20
absolutely honest not to hide the truth and00:42:24
be frank, in order to succeed in00:42:29
friendship, you need to make friends with one00:42:32
person, you need to become your friend, give yourself something to drink,00:42:38
feel everything, play your ancestors,00:42:41
meet the dawn with you and read00:42:43
fairy tales to yourself, hire violinists for the cradle,00:42:48
give yourself a llega for your birthday,00:42:52
set up customs at your personal borders to keep out all00:42:56
sorts of bugs you need to become a00:43:01
friend00:43:14
[music]00:43:23
mute00:43:24
or is it00:43:27
still a00:43:29
business00:43:30
[music]00:43:43
well, quickly everyone hit00:43:44
themselves on the shoulder and said I am you my friend00:43:52
my friends lali and armen00:44:05
with the birth of a child00:44:08
huge changes come in the life of a married couple, that is,00:44:11
before they were the masters apartments and00:44:14
turns into service personnel and00:44:16
when the true owner goes to kindergarten,00:44:20
the servants are insignificant to do exactly00:44:23
this kind of couple will be discussed in our00:44:26
next video, we00:44:32
are waiting for00:44:33
[music]00:44:35
from reading in a whisper,00:44:38
finally for the first time in three years at home00:44:48
.00:44:50
loops, listen,00:45:02
this is the best thing I’ve heard in my life,00:45:07
and I00:45:08
myself wanted to chop a little witch into kindergarten,00:45:12
well, what did they say, we’ll give away the tin kindergarten00:45:15
because of the shid,00:45:18
and00:45:19
I’ll live00:45:22
with00:45:23
us for just remember and we meant00:45:25
from the older ones00:45:29
that such a one appears among us and kit00:45:36
it all three years under the sofa, sorry.00:45:42
go out around the apartment take a walk the little00:45:44
giant is already in the kindergarten and00:45:49
we can have a drink00:45:56
[music]00:46:04
not cartoons00:46:12
but00:46:13
I swear I’ll tell you00:46:16
okay Putin we’re confused00:46:28
[music]00:46:34
dishonored and but00:46:41
the habit is00:46:43
okay in him and hot and00:46:47
[laughter]00:46:49
higher up to us by the nose00:46:53
I’m like00:46:58
your choice and I’m already00:47:02
she’s trying input you00:47:10
want00:47:12
cutlets I did00:47:16
n’t understand00:47:18
my00:47:20
prices00:47:22
don’t finish eating but00:47:26
okay my knee would do this00:47:31
less often00:47:37
[music]00:47:42
bomb00:47:43
[music]00:47:47
let’s call someone on speakerphone00:47:52
and00:47:55
anyone let’s give my brother the00:47:57
unknown00:48:01
hello hello Seryoga hello who is this,00:48:07
well, somehow your brother who00:48:11
but your brother to Valentin00:48:14
yes hi something happened they are all00:48:18
fine just to talk I’m calling the compartment at00:48:22
night the00:48:25
point is you haven’t called me for four years00:48:29
because I sent a video with the child every day00:48:31
well, in00:48:36
short, small medium the old man went, well,00:48:40
you know, these videos sent a list of how00:48:42
he’s going to kindergarten, look, we can chat,00:48:47
let’s00:48:49
watch at night, how are you doing normally,00:49:02
thank God, burned you, come on, don’t00:49:06
lose touch while the00:49:11
awesome arrows talked00:49:14
shoulder brushes, he forged what else to00:49:17
fake, you can now00:49:21
swear00:49:24
at Tanya00:49:27
ready now as matter well00:49:30
now only mm from sweeter I'll get out00:49:33
roller 3 3 hands not ruby x there is this is not00:49:37
low00:49:46
tiles swearing forgot yumy you can [ __ ] of a00:49:52
horse I remembered what we meant00:49:55
let's live the00:49:57
mouse wanted to have sex and00:50:04
I00:50:08
haven't remembered it yet00:50:11
but there it is -it wasn’t difficult there00:50:15
we were lying there we were lying we were lying let’s00:50:18
give00:50:26
you a good time I’m also00:50:30
[music]00:50:35
something or something or something or something or that we were closer00:50:40
it’s00:50:49
still not there that’s what we did with00:50:53
you some kind of movements like what00:51:01
Damn oh00:51:02
UN sound this sound is this but00:51:13
Tanya00:51:15
Yasha alone will have sex00:51:23
arr00:51:27
with that Malikova to marry which one from google00:51:30
him something kessaksa00:51:33
so so so so so and what is the00:51:36
child lock password00:51:39
I’m home and what for the phone number for me00:51:42
today and not enough in kindergarten it’s unlikely that she’ll00:51:44
write down exactly May equally,00:51:48
but Katyukha wanted him exact you’re like00:51:51
sucks on a00:51:53
in ethics you’re but not an ear this is00:51:58
a good result the poorest tear-stained you00:52:01
wear sniffing it’s illogical and now I’ll dial00:52:03
Serega give it to00:52:06
the lake hello again in short brother your00:52:11
number is my write it down00:52:12
briefly,00:52:14
remind me how it is to have sex there00:52:19
a.a.00:52:25
there is,00:52:31
well, let’s say there is00:52:35
everything, I understand, I’m waiting00:52:38
now for the video will drop the warehouse00:52:47
listening to 6 I missed him, I also00:52:50
missed the teak cops this little garden we’ll00:52:53
pick him up from kindergarten for the first day00:52:55
helped 20 minutes with enough only00:52:58
tomorrow00:53:07
there’s a cloud00:53:09
and00:53:14
our time the law of hospitality sounds00:53:17
exactly like this if to you a stranger knocked on the house,00:53:19
let him in,00:53:22
feed him and put him to bed and call00:53:26
the police00:53:29
[applause]00:53:32
[music]00:53:35
I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m going00:53:37
said food and00:53:41
before I said I said with my mouth I’m going to00:53:44
let the students00:53:54
upa upa upa upa00:53:59
bag Vladimir Petrovich00:54:03
well, yes, who are you and we collectors00:54:09
and collector and I have no debts, but we have00:54:13
other information, well, the [ __ ] Vladimir00:54:17
Petrovich owes a debt to the marital talk show to00:54:21
Anna Vladimirovna and you came to this tube to knock00:54:25
out the guest's dollars,00:54:28
let's take off our clothes, let's take off our clothes, what's00:54:33
going on00:54:37
calmly,00:54:39
watch carefully, the00:54:42
last payment was Already in December00:54:45
last year,00:54:46
of course, there were attempts to pay off, well,00:54:49
for the little things, ours came home from work,00:54:52
tired, I can’t, the dog is looking,00:54:56
Vladimir Petrovich, the00:54:59
girls, you somehow caught me by surprise, even though they did00:55:03
n’t call, I mean, we you 400:55:05
the joy of phone sex, they called you,00:55:08
I thought about vaccination,00:55:12
man, you're not changing the topic of conversation,00:55:15
let's wait, drag it if I owe something to00:55:18
my wife, that she's sending you everything, that00:55:21
she herself doesn't demand the debt, but because00:55:23
Matt Anastasia and the debt and bought it00:55:28
like this before they bought it, and like this, now00:55:30
all the marital debt is for seven months of00:55:33
this year we are being00:55:37
pranked, which00:55:41
I wouldn’t recommend joking because00:55:45
in 10 years and percentages for the infantry there00:55:48
will be no good health, but in short, our00:55:51
organization is serious, we are paying off all our debts,00:55:53
even Galkin Pugacheva gave it to him,00:55:57
lapped it up, and if I’m crying,00:56:01
and00:56:02
if not, then then that’s like 90 up to your feet in00:56:05
a basin in exchange for which we need you00:56:08
your basin children and we’ll hang up the cement and glass so00:56:17
that another jar doesn’t carry his deposits,00:56:22
come girls, maybe someone else can00:56:26
pay, my neighbor is a00:56:28
long-distance sailor, he recently returned from a voyage,00:56:31
he in this sense, directly00:56:33
millionaire and00:56:35
said it yes don’t move the arrows00:56:39
Vladimir there00:56:41
is00:56:43
no alcohol and00:56:49
I’ll turn it on the00:56:52
neighbors heard00:56:55
I’ll scream00:57:00
here it should be accepted00:57:07
girl I understand I understand everything00:57:10
I’m just not ready and00:57:17
now I’m not00:57:22
and00:57:23
now I’m not well but in00:57:25
general it’s bad good00:57:28
good I'll give I'll give Well,00:57:32
what if I'm bankrupt00:57:38
in the sense of bankrupt but no movements on the00:57:42
account00:57:47
We'll describe real estate It's00:57:51
illegal I don't agree cats I'm00:57:56
not advised to joke about this because00:57:58
your wife will appeal You'll sit on the00:58:01
bench of the00:58:03
Oka tribunal00:58:06
And what's the sentence it doesn’t00:58:10
matter whether there is a verdict there, but it’s just us00:58:13
[laughter]00:58:16
like children Pechkin Van I can’t find a00:58:19
way for some reason the00:58:26
plaintiff or the defendant I don’t00:58:29
know let there be a defendant that’s00:58:34
why he with payments then and where does the00:58:37
entire family budget00:58:39
go from you pink panther you It’s not a00:58:42
shame because of you, the family ca00:58:45
n’t save up for a child, what’s going on with Volodya00:58:49
people, we are collectors and came00:58:51
to extract marital debt from him, these girls turn out to be like00:58:55
your methods, the Middle Ages are00:58:57
dense, right now no one works00:58:59
around like that, look, install the00:59:01
tinto 4 application on your phone, translate the00:59:04
whole family for the service, a single wallet to00:59:06
track the movement of funds near the00:59:07
stomach, how, in general, they will insert a chip into you00:59:11
if you pay for an item in the00:59:13
wrong place, your wife will have to send an SMS, they00:59:16
will push around with such storms, I’m just saying00:59:19
and such that the spirit will not be drunk from it,00:59:22
girls, well what a long time, over 40 years ago, a00:59:29
small entrepreneur left big business long ago,00:59:42
these were given to us, we want you to00:59:45
always leave after the concert in a great mood00:59:47
with great music in your head, that’s why today is00:59:50
evening and we would like to00:59:52
finish with the group Kalash, the guys are in a00:59:56
great mood with their music and their00:59:59
songs are open to music, it seems01:00:01
as if they were written about the women’s quarter,01:00:04
meet the group galoshes01:00:10
[music]01:00:15
[music]01:00:26
on mine01:00:28
I’m immediately01:00:31
unraveled01:00:33
[music]01:01:02
[music]01:01:10
we part 201:01:14
1 photo01:01:15
[music]01:01:20
I’m vague01:01:22
[music]01:01:29
don’t stand idle01:01:31
Yana01:01:33
on wait drink and farmi male heaps01:01:37
too you01:01:40
area I immediately01:01:42
he knows or you will dump an explosion of such a01:01:46
connector on clipping the forester then01:01:48
hallelujah went to the snow also neoliberals01:01:52
merge songs and buttons but it took a little01:01:56
painted we are not a tram hole and01:01:59
rice will be your 7th grade will be your01:02:03
colors hearing01:02:06
you don’t seem like the day I’m so casein opel01:02:11
poison cartoon when01:02:13
they cut01:02:14
online01:02:16
on each01:02:20
I treated the drama I01:02:22
’ll dissolve there with me01:02:25
on01:02:27
[music]01:02:35
[music]01:02:52
[applause]01:02:53
riddle 1101:03:00
my01:03:01
little bit at home01:03:03
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