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or gentlemen,
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we present a
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joint flight of international airline
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google play and Alapaevsky airlines,
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meet the airline's summer page
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a
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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international airline long fly
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we use only disposable
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planes only we provide free food two
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days after the flight our airline
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is sponsor of Kostroma
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now is the crew of the airline
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Alla Polski
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[music]
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Nina
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Alla Pozharskie we are flying and thank God it’s
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scary to fly with you even with foam
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our stewardess these are former conductors
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when we land the pilots also applaud
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[music]
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well the crews start
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serving passengers dear
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dear business passengers class from
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the first to the fifth row, hello,
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flight attendants are working for you today, Valentina, it’s me, Jessica,
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it’s you, me
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and Ser Jock, you can just your humble
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slaves
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meat, chicken, fish, you can call me
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whatever you want, economy great
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[applause]
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indicators show divisions, take it away, you’re
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also great,
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hello unfortunates business this doesn’t
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concern you at all in short for you not although it’s
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better to earn money through the sleeves I’m the ones who are
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the king the king of the air and our conductor
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Eleanor
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are good to work we’ll pass on the fare
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dear ladies and gentlemen of business class
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in a few seconds mom we’ll offer
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hot meat chicken fish fish
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please here you go meat fish with him such
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two charming little fish meat chicken
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fish
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chicken why another chicken excuse me
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please here's your chicken
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please
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Hansa Pulsa fish on the bill please here's
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sturgeon
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Sergei asking for chicken chicken we're
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running out of we only have one chicken on the
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flight or it seems we need to take more
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more chicken urgently-urgently behind the scenes
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Sergey
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[applause]
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[music]
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agate
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watch without a shepherd monino
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buckwheat pearl barley manga
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or squeeze trick stripe that come out
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buckwheat excellent choice
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so buckwheat api timid milk
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we have 3 bolts here shorter buckwheat on the left
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there said
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boiling water for
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those who don’t have boiling water glasses her right in the
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end of the language is bad it is necessary that it
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was bad one at a time because the package is
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still one leg dear
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business class passengers if you feel bad then
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please use the package
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control package father lapaev
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airlines dear business class
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we remind you that you have a call button
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conductors I can already hear someone pressed
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a button and striptease especially for the Vols
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and damn he looks at you like that
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and when you are all looking
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and a company is started looking at the Lord you are
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on board of living metal the end of life is a
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real striptease the gift of being the same in the
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luggage compartment
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why is it necessary in the castle they flew off
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[music]
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conveniently what I said there was only one package
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calm down gentlemen we are ready for the flight
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fasten your smiles move your palms
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in the positions of the words in flight you will be
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asked to whine with us to the gallery
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[applause]
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[music]
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[music]
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so
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[applause]
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you are a
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worker
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for Russian superheroes super stoves
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[music]
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weight
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and
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dancing
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[applause]
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epilators
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on mine when
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and now all together in the lungs grandma
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opened her mouth and said about
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even 1
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spectator
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but
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Stakhanov is a
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simple veterinarian
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and, in principle,
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Cherepovets
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went to a
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man who looked handsome and
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let's get to the point, but sviduli 40
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the doctor is ill, maybe it's autoimmune, forget
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everything you were taught at the institute, what are you doing in
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childhood again, nothing but I'm a thread wretch again,
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doctor, I think we need to take tests from him,
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let me take him to the
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laboratory,
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as you can see he can’t walk,
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let’s let’s saw off his hand here, I’m drawing in the
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laboratory there, we’ll take two without a finger and
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we won’t take any blood right here, the
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falcon’s breath just saved the hand
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[applause]
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the spine, let’s check it well,
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bent over a little with Magnus’s joint and let
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’s check it, hold your hands and rolls
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relax your eyes keep it up let's check
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that sasic
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your versions
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Lenin in October miner on miner's day
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running who in
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medical terms doctor stretcher
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maybe it's autoimmune listen I'm
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tired of you talking all the time
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autoimmune now you will talk about
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autoimmune how am I Dr. Volker
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appointed me in charge speaking and the symbol is
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three universities and you will become friends, how after all, I’m working
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hard record and I don’t quarrel
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rehearse all abstruse with by no means
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meddle with material here these are
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gentlemen another version autoimmune don’t
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meddle at all you can at least once think in the
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other direction don’t meddle shut up
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inside mundo
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dig deeper worm
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what kind of nonsense is a cockroach well what do we have there a
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cockroach a cockroach
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crawled into the brain got into the head pressed on the
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area of ​​the brain that is responsible for the magician that
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means you need to lure lure the cockroach out
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of the brain so come here you will sprinkle
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crumbs near the left nostril you shine a
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flashlight near the right one and I will destroy the
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disease as soon as it appears,
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I went crumbs among it, it’s either that or it
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would have ended, doctor, that’s what I think we
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need a consultation with a specialist on
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cockroaches in the head, I’ll go to Zhanna
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Aguzarova, hold on, I soon realized he
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got sick, I
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mean the cockroach, the
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cockroach got sick and so I can’t get
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out of my head what diseases do
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cockroaches have autoimmune second but
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shut up and take a walk
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and if a cockroach is sick it means it needs a
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doctor doctor cockroach joker cockroach under
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and because of this the road
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[music] of
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these insect sticks and ankle boots
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through
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[applause] [music]
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Doctor cockroach, you understand, we have a problem,
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yes, in the brain of a person, Lyokha Kabanov, you
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don’t know him, of course, a
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cockroach is sick, you can help there, man,
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go, you can do it at night with
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this diameter
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master sheri sheri sheri
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buttocks on with you together to make the
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buttocks relax and the width very often
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we joke about the candle and the
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stages see our guys hung on
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the inhale
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everything is king I’m healthy thank you doctor
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Sokolov nothing, nothing this is our job but
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please everyone for the purpose of prevention three
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times a month take cockroaches in the
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head and people are very healthy and
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happy people and the
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whole hall will applaud you for the microphone
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and don’t forget that anyone could ride on
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this place
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together to cover
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and
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they will
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[music]
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door no please get no
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I understood the inadequate response to the request
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we are here you can come to your city us
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hello this photo studio is a problematic
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photo even the gateway submit very well I
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want to take a photo for a visa not to
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Slovakia they are going well to me I
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can’t take a photo the thing is
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that when there is a photo phobia I have
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this thing Votafo five feet in the poor
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sense that when I see a camera it
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just hampers me, you know, so
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such a normal person is so
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sociable, as I can see, he’s holding me back,
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but in this case, I’ll try
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here with that face, the Slovaks aren’t waiting for you,
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of course, but we see my little father
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beat me with a camera stupidly with all his strength in vain,
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and now when I see
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things approaching, I have something like this thing
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to get injured
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with us
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I’m a goalkeeper I’m that the Russian national team is a goalkeeper
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yes here they are here they are 1 2 3
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from there will be given out will who else
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millions of fans we won’t
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relax now and defame you
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go so what is the data
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[music] of a
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naked woman something and I I forgot
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to say, just when my father broke my
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camera, he started beating me on a naked
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woman, I have the
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same reaction to naked women for every axon, fortunately, I
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don’t know Tokyo Brus, but I don’t know what to
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do, don’t
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stop, I’m looking somewhere, I feel
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where -nearby solutions I just can’t
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understand
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[applause]
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stop what you’re doing
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[music]
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store thank you very much
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regions in
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short game simple ones from my simple
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male
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stunned cool finally yes
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Dustin this is a problem photo no problem no
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problem all around problems what people
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say little little hunting right there,
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man, you, what to go for,
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is photographed in honor of the foreign passport,
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of course, such a handsome man, where else is the
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clarity of the ruble trail
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and the door was closed, please, now, but
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close this door, get did not acquire an
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inadequate reaction to our request,
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hyperbolic, then all these please,
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our mind is on the floor cleanly stepped on infected
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legs together do please legs
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together adjust
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on the back of the chair please lean back in
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every way he takes once I ask this hand this is
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not for such a table well hold on well you are about 10 years old on the 10th
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floor I'm you for the amount we sit deep
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sit well many down lower your legs legs
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legs down as we smile, the molecules of
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my great pelvis enter
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the most, but on the second day of the wedding we
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relaxed, I’ll interrogate,
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but look and listen, all one chair and
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adopt, or else the whole 10
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bun body tilt a little bit
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please chase please well, what’s not
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so much in the brother’s body a little bit, a
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little bit - to please a little suddenly cool let's
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see the detail look at the decrees it
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turned out like this class
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stage in Photoshop I'll correct everything the park
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leave please amount 1 you eat new
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odious I'll tie
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[applause]
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[music]
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at night in two days until two hours later
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they will deport immediately that thank him good
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20 problems and photos, well, how do you need them, and the
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problem is with teeth, abstract, but this is actually a
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dentist’s top as a souvenir,
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Anton,
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so I ask for your attention, and it’s good, but
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somehow you know well, you have issues for
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problems with photos, warts, maid, I
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always
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don’t understand, you didn’t appear on
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photos imagine this is how the last
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500 years have been decorated with it never
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photos of a giraffe
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never had a library pass and
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will go to the pool where I finish drawing you they will go
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[applause]
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[music] for the
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fifth year we have been eating
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oats and peeling potatoes and the children
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are crawling on the floor at night collecting crumbs with their tongues
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every day the whole family
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has to donate blood that v 27,500
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monthly lie I would allocate for myself,
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of course, debts in the first place acquaintances
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I had the experience of working together on the show
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Empire of Illusions on the STS channel
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where we all prepared illusion
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numbers and won,
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let’s talk to you a little let's talk to
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someone in the audience who took out a mortgage
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one in one of the whole room the role of a mortgage
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a song about this phenomenon mortgage
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[music] for the
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fifth year we eat oats another person
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took out a mortgage he
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just didn’t say for the fifth year we eat oats
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and peel potatoes children
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crawl on the floor at night, collect crumbs with their tongues,
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and every day the whole family
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has to donate blood that v 27,500
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monthly lie father, having dressed with a
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gypsy, goes to the station to guess because
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in order to get to the bank we have to
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eat at least something children huddle in the kitchen
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mother-in-law sleeps standing up he’s in the toilet back and
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we live in a separate apartment in ours with the bank
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[music]
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we hoped for the end of the world due to the
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Chelyabinsk meteorite,
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but he lives as before, the planet hell, as
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before, we pay the loan, it’s good that
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we took out a mortgage to help a person 48
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years will fly by and I’ll pay off the loan, it’s
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so good that I took out a mortgage, everything from us
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to help a person is
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50 percent per annum and there is no child as collateral,
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we have lice and nits,
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they came if the prose is red, but we don’t spend
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money on soap for the sake of a clean credit
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history,
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and they’ve been eating for a long time meat at a birthday party
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at the point,
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but to buy this meat, my father-in-law and I
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sold our butts,
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years have passed, the loan has been repaid,
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but it won’t fit in, we’ll take more q30
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grandchildren, the hallway, zenith, we need to take out a three-
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ruble mortgage, how good it is that everyone
00:27:44
would support everything, help yourself
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Aries
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finland
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buy a shoe
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dzhigan
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but took out a mortgage
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[music]
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and by sea
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[music] the
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female handed over
00:28:03
the salome she has
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successful payments to you Russians
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[music]
00:28:14
[applause]
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[music]
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now they’ve flown by and spring is left it’s
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great it’s winter outside
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and it’s already spring here so we can I can
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only envy you,
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what is spring? Spring is that time
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when the buds bloom on the trees, squatting
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girls appear,
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legs grow, boys open their
00:28:47
arms, can you hear that the first
00:28:50
arrow on the tights has gone,
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hinting to us that the time has come for the
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first date in our park
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welcome
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[applause]
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[music]
00:29:03
[applause]
00:29:04
[music]
00:29:09
hello and this is you Evgeny Lieberman.
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so avi Alexandra, let me, I’m not prettier
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than in the photo these days, this is a rarity for
00:29:19
online dating,
00:29:21
thank you, you know, I also looked at
00:29:27
your photo and thought that you smoke, I
00:29:29
decided to give you this lighter,
00:29:32
you were mistaken, I don’t smoke, but I see the thing is
00:29:36
dear, I’ll take it then maybe let's go
00:29:42
and have dinner somewhere in a restaurant in a
00:29:45
cafe you want to treat me with an ultrasound to us
00:29:50
you are better than you are in fact
00:29:52
I have a counter offer from Alexander
00:29:55
could you borrow 5000 rubles of
00:29:58
money in general I could but it seems to me that
00:30:02
only 4
00:30:04
dates 4 an even number is a bad omen, I’m
00:30:09
not superstitious,
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especially since at our next
00:30:18
date you can bring the missing
00:30:20
amount,
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you know, I’ll probably go,
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own a personal car
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and where will you and it now go to me in
00:30:30
Khimki
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oh oh again you didn’t guess I need to sweep
00:30:34
you you're taking me to kill you look for you see where
00:30:38
my house is and tomorrow the missing thousand
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you'll see right there you know there wo
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n't be any tomorrow no thousand he won't bring
00:30:53
me goodbye I feel like I've just
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been robbed
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[music]
00:31:13
in the zone the air has been taken until we know it's
00:31:17
sagging tell
00:31:20
one another asks why are you sitting
00:31:23
on it I know beha
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[music]
00:31:33
[music]
00:31:36
with a fat sailor any boat submarine
00:31:40
[music]
00:31:53
[music]
00:32:13
[music]
00:32:16
submarine third month dive
00:32:20
[music]
00:32:24
anecdote tell what new new what
00:32:34
was on land or something I want new and not
00:32:38
just on land or something new, okay,
00:32:42
let me tell you in short, in the whole zone,
00:32:49
two languages ​​before we know this is transit, this is
00:32:51
to tell one asks the other why
00:32:56
you are sitting, I know dashingly, and he says
00:33:02
I opened the window at work,
00:33:08
wait, and that grid is for the same no,
00:33:15
they don’t, and he says Tatyana, the
00:33:19
submarines are working,
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well
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[music]
00:33:37
[applause]
00:33:41
it will be
00:33:43
[music]
00:34:10
[music]
00:34:17
[music]
00:34:35
[applause]
00:34:44
[music]
00:34:57
[applause]
00:35:05
this is what your window has been equipped with
00:35:09
[applause]
00:35:21
pole at
00:35:23
six o’clock your feet are freezing give it so warm,
00:35:44
so you didn’t deserve that scream and
00:35:53
what kind of submarine do you work on? At the
00:35:58
nuclear one, objectively it’s
00:36:27
cold, but
00:36:29
here’s another new joke in zone twenty-one
00:36:35
asks the other one why are you imprisoned,
00:36:38
wait, I’ll tell you, don’t interfere, what are you
00:36:43
imprisoned for, he answers, shut up
00:36:47
please communication words don’t say
00:36:49
please for the sake of God perhaps why are you
00:36:52
sitting he I the window
00:36:57
where they will be at work and where did you work in the
00:37:05
office
00:37:06
[music]
00:37:14
in such an office
00:37:17
what do you weigh forever I tell you in which
00:37:21
office he is in the office on submarines with
00:37:28
such a ceiling and was on diesel
00:37:30
diesel then another joke about
00:37:33
signing up for nuclear boats you already know before
00:37:39
listen to the new date there are two prisoners standing in the zone,
00:37:48
one another, I’ll ask that it’s
00:38:01
just the beginning of a new return from the pastor,
00:38:06
but the joke is that there are
00:38:10
two prisoners sitting in the zone, one or the other, you say
00:38:14
for why are you sitting and I killed a man, wait, and
00:38:24
the boatswain is this the second time, so
00:38:29
it’s clear if the fish is a hammer and a submarine,
00:38:36
and why the man killed this, for they also go, they
00:38:42
opened the window on the submarine on the
00:38:46
nuclear one on the diesel one
00:38:49
on both here’s a new joke
00:38:56
zone of course zone 2 prisoners stand no no
00:39:07
no amin commands
00:39:13
one sit another old man and the one who is
00:39:18
sitting asks I’ll find it became then the tray
00:39:24
says I wanted to open a photo
00:39:35
in the zone there are two prisoners
00:39:38
asking and take a photo when you for
00:40:04
let the deprived person
00:40:06
here without a window then I grew up on this
00:40:09
anecdote thanks to this no one before
00:40:14
men in the zone for Ford Figo
00:40:21
one asks the other from you for 100
00:40:24
they opened it up to 1 sailor wanted to sit down
00:40:33
listen to a new joke
00:40:36
once the king caught
00:40:38
a window zakkay submarine a
00:40:43
second all about phone a hammer fish next to
00:40:51
her admirer in a couple of seconds she
00:40:59
caught how that king but submarine
00:41:03
and window decide who will open what in whom it’s
00:41:15
not funny it’s not for me it’s
00:41:24
not for its headlight prism
00:41:28
that batman be we are not batman batman
00:41:34
batman the network will bite
00:41:41
[applause]
00:41:45
oh oops small window major
00:41:51
Larissa job
00:41:53
beacon from the interior collected
00:41:59
[music ]
00:42:00
she is now the fish herself, they say, why have you been
00:42:03
sitting for 3 months, repeating the same joke
00:42:06
and not to sing and dance, she
00:42:10
guys
00:42:11
[music]
00:42:14
like in the shked zone one behind and sat here next to
00:42:19
each other,
00:42:21
let’s net
00:42:23
a
00:42:24
[music]
00:42:26
and sewed 3tasto you sit there
00:42:30
and why Sverzhov now I’ll tell
00:42:35
the work of Qatar I closed the fishing rod already 1 before
00:42:41
surprised I’m ready to close the windows in the zone they don’t
00:42:45
sit.
00:42:48
they gave it to my brother
00:42:50
and in the basement time the
00:42:52
fishing rods are waiting to be installed
00:42:55
[applause]
00:43:03
thank you and no one.
00:43:08
[music]
00:43:12
grandma
00:43:13
[applause]
00:43:21
[music]
00:43:23
[applause]
00:43:30
listen to the music that's enough Odessa joke Odessa
00:43:32
split
00:43:35
fish mole how did you end up here
00:43:37
and there someone opened the window for me
00:43:45
[music]
00:43:47
[applause]
00:43:49
[music]
00:43:52
Boruto 1903 excellent choice of
00:43:56
Bordeaux 1903 will be performed
00:44:01
wine-red some kind of fresh water that wo
00:44:04
n’t last for a year
00:44:08
[music]
00:44:16
in an expensive restaurant even the flies
00:44:19
wash your hands will pour out will give light
00:44:25
to dine with we are glad that you came to
00:44:30
us in our luxurious restaurant
00:44:33
today I am the director of this restaurant I will
00:44:37
personally serve you thank you very much,
00:44:40
let's start with a
00:44:44
bottle of Boruto
00:44:46
1903, this year, sir, it's a cold
00:44:50
summer and it's very in vain that there's a little sourness in the
00:44:54
bouquet, I really like the bordeaux of
00:44:56
1903, an excellent choice of bordeaux of 1903,
00:45:01
it will be made
00:45:04
wine-red, some kind of fresh water that won't be missed
00:45:12
[applause]
00:45:13
[music] [applause]
00:45:19
Bordeaux
00:45:21
1903
00:45:25
[applause]
00:45:28
and that same taste is divine so go
00:45:40
eat let's today let's eat lamb
00:45:45
raised on the Alpine slopes than the
00:45:48
south side with truffles and saffron sauce
00:45:56
lamb with truffles let's make meat with
00:46:00
mushrooms for the power of eating it is necessary to plow the return of the
00:46:04
knives in the vanity of the
00:46:15
lamb they shot the divine taste
00:46:30
good aroma something with the aroma of van
00:46:35
what are you doing for the stench
00:46:38
to complicate everything and sprinkle everything with bleach in
00:46:45
vinegar soak the pepper some spices
00:46:48
and also Frau from losing truffles saffron at
00:46:55
Nadya’s yesterday I was dragging this poetic
00:46:57
mood elements will be given
00:46:59
remember I remember
00:47:02
further I don’t remember a minute who is the author I
00:47:07
remember so you know them if you forgive the
00:47:10
meanings in general you know that not the ball
00:47:12
flat moan Pushkin guns cats on
00:47:17
[applause]
00:47:23
Pushkin
00:47:26
of course how God forget that of course
00:47:28
Pushkin
00:47:30
I’m the old guns Satan language
00:47:34
you know thank you everything was great
00:47:37
bill in Russian
00:47:39
bill strip here you go 30 thousand
00:47:46
nights 1000 started those rubles for tea
00:47:55
here's tea for you
00:48:00
[applause]
00:48:04
don't despair
00:48:08
[applause]
00:48:19
you thief
00:48:24
Varyusha I'm still cooking still more
00:48:30
how are things in the house
00:48:36
[applause ]
00:48:42
nothing he will take away he is handsome and heading to
00:48:44
work buddy works come to us
00:48:47
also Leonid Aronovich
00:48:50
dude roller skates river saga hotels under
00:48:52
sour cream so give the KS-2 form lunch
00:49:00
started
00:49:02
eagle like this
00:49:03
[music]
00:49:05
very deep
00:49:07
[applause]
00:49:08
here
00:49:09
[applause]
00:49:11
[music]

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