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teeth will get ruined he's already a big00:00:23
boy and can eat whatever he wants when00:00:27
I was still little Hello buddy Dad00:00:30
told me something you'll never forget00:00:31
Life is short damn it I'm scared00:00:35
son do whatever you want as long as it’s your00:00:38
joy this is the home stretch Of course I’m00:00:43
almost there00:00:47
just for your joy you’re listening to the00:00:51
radio blessed wasteland and now00:00:53
for you on the morning air there’s a full clip to00:00:55
drink with your show what’s happening now00:00:57
in the center of Blyth ladies and gentlemen00:01:00
Believe it or not, in our town hall00:01:01
there is the largest donut in the world,00:01:03
go and see now and see for yourself00:01:05
82 pounds of sugar 420 pounds of flour is00:01:09
simply amazing ladies and gentlemen,00:01:11
go and see for yourself00:01:14
Jacobson from jumped on specially00:01:16
came from Canada to share his00:01:18
achievement with us00:01:20
and other news last night on the00:01:22
electric tour Pajerili video on00:01:24
Rodriguez while Clifford in00:01:27
the evening to listen About current00:01:30
events You are listening to a00:01:38
30 day eviction notice full00:01:42
text Trevor ohard defendant Ethan00:01:44
Eaglebring00:01:46
American primrose Hillbilly00:01:49
comedy00:01:50
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move your buns fat woman00:01:59
from00:02:00
stepped three Mississippi four Mississippi00:02:03
five Mississippi six Mississippi00:02:17
Good morning coach, go to hell, you00:02:20
[ __ ], I'll rip your balls off with them and00:02:23
feed the park And you, brother Severe Apple,00:02:31
won't tell me your face for a couple of days,00:02:34
it's my ass who's gone on vacation00:02:36
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Coach at your service Sorry what's00:02:40
written on your door, this fruit00:02:47
is an American primrose,00:02:52
rare, beautiful,00:02:55
perfect,00:02:57
Hey, baby, what's your00:02:59
perfect flower, that's stupid [ __ ],00:03:08
Hey Billy, American primrose,00:03:11
American primrose,00:03:19
start packing your stuff, barren flower,00:03:22
Good morning guys, hello00:03:27
tree, American primrose, the00:03:54
eggs are in your pants like the pendulum of a clock00:04:00
you can reel in safely like a soldier of an00:04:02
unimportant Continental army00:04:05
I bet 10 Okay00:04:08
I go00:04:12
four five you00:04:18
bet on how much 2 2 1 200:04:25
I raise to 2000:04:29
plus the secret of your Krasotnev Well done00:04:33
secret water someone is asking you Well I’m00:04:37
just you all were at last month00:04:39
Tom and Marcy's wedding they00:04:41
had a day more beautiful than cream curls on00:04:43
cakes00:04:45
will understand bats will understand00:04:48
bats will understand bats you see the secret00:04:51
was like that but you never00:04:53
told me Now you know everything boo If00:04:56
you do as I say then your beauty00:04:58
will be like in heaven garden I promise okay00:05:08
I'm looking after you,00:05:13
my God I'm sorry Lady I know I'm very00:05:18
sorry00:05:24
Oh well girls just Enjoy life00:05:27
you're helping me pay for housing quite00:05:30
honestly you cheated no No look I have00:05:33
a C and I could beat you too00:05:36
You set it all up00:05:39
dear, everything is fine with you You've00:05:43
turned pale and sweaty Maybe he has gas00:05:47
My little one wants to gasp00:05:52
God, you're not feeling well, your tummy isn't00:05:56
bothering you, let's see what you need to00:06:00
do,00:06:03
what are you doing, Babs, you've got a fever, come on, get00:06:07
up,00:06:10
get up,00:06:12
pull down your pants and spread your legs for00:06:17
me not the first time or there are better ideas but00:06:21
there are armpits armpits I'm fine Normally I'm00:06:25
not feverish00:06:37
old shamkalka00:06:40
Girls it's00:06:44
like your sugar you know the thing probably it's00:06:48
sugar it's not good at all not good00:06:51
Where is your insulin home do you want me to00:06:55
bring No I'll go with mine myself doses00:06:58
good Well done00:07:00
better Yes of course00:07:07
Sorry girls00:07:16
Why is his newspaper covered with tape00:07:18
as if there is a burrito00:07:21
smart guy not a movie received the same parcels00:07:24
when we filmed the lord of the tides00:07:26
I ask you Barbara there is no need to mock00:07:29
diabetics I watched a00:07:32
program on TV last week so they said that from00:07:34
you could die, we need to stand right over00:07:37
his head and make sure he00:07:38
takes everything exactly like clockwork Yes00:07:40
tick-tock tick-tock00:07:42
Absolutely right00:07:45
God thank you for the morning newspaper00:07:49
Trevor in those shorts of his looks like a00:07:53
[ __ ] I know00:07:55
but he has legs like young Tommy00:07:59
Selick00:08:00
I would let him ride me00:08:02
at least Every single day and00:08:05
twice on Sunday00:08:09
this is a disgusting dried up [ __ ]00:08:12
Excuse me if you can help me a little with this00:08:15
my god I was so bad it00:08:19
takes me so long00:08:39
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this is bad I'm about to00:08:43
faint it's so disgusting you want to talk about00:08:46
something Ugly So listen I00:08:48
had to change my00:08:49
late husband's diapers I found him lying in a00:08:54
puddle of salmonella [ __ ]00:08:57
with his dick00:08:59
clutched00:09:00
in his hand he was jerking off like the December00:09:04
issue of Boys ords magazine This good00:09:08
magazine this is disgusting goodie Sons of00:09:11
[ __ ] Here are all of you who00:09:14
except you dear It's like in prison I'm00:09:19
right lwin Sorry I wanted I wanted to00:09:22
say Barbara Hey I didn't push him he00:09:25
jumped himself and before that he broke two of my00:09:28
ribs00:09:30
I'll go wash my hair Tomorrow I have lunch with00:09:34
Jimmy Proline00:09:35
Good night Mister00:09:38
I love you as long as00:09:43
you work overtime for me00:09:52
perfectly Now I know what I will order On my00:09:55
next visit a hundred Be patient until00:09:58
we go into the house someone will now be fully served00:10:02
Oh this is My stepbrother from my00:10:05
dad's00:10:06
second marriage00:10:08
who knew guys lamp didn't stop me from00:10:11
having lunch00:10:18
Hey Bobblehead now it's my turn why are you00:10:21
gone00:10:23
Because you're my son Damn it let's00:10:27
go baby00:10:35
see you in the morning dear00:10:49
Yes you're a dumbass Why the hell are you00:10:53
wearing a tuxedo00:10:56
Jesus Christ00:11:02
Good night baby00:11:06
[music]00:11:12
Bang my hello buddy You're still in a00:11:16
tuxedo Well, you know, the washing machine, the washing machine00:11:20
is broken,00:11:21
yes, what is wrong00:11:23
with you, what are you doing to yourself? And00:11:28
the cereal, I know that there is a lot of sugar in it, it sounds00:11:30
so delicious. Take some for yourself, you00:11:33
want, you are00:11:41
left completely without God,00:11:44
you need help,00:11:46
why are you okay, look,00:11:50
everything is fine with me I'm not kidding, I'll arrest you00:11:53
If necessary, there is no greater love than00:11:56
if someone00:11:58
lays down his life for his friends John00:12:02
15 or something It seems like you're dancing00:12:05
the devil well, my God,00:12:09
I don't want that, no, come with me to00:12:12
church,00:12:13
I want to help you, I here to help00:12:18
a lot of people want00:12:20
you miss me00:12:23
I miss you every day00:12:27
she is now with the Lord like mom and dad00:12:32
Dolph00:12:35
I loved this little rat00:12:38
what a wonderful baby he was remember dear Do you00:12:42
remember how you taught him to crawl between00:12:44
pieces of used toilet00:12:45
paper as if you were telling him00:12:49
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no00:12:56
come in, come in until you learn to00:13:00
take responsibility for yourself and believe that Jesus is your00:13:02
helmsman, look at you, you00:13:04
haven’t changed your clothes and haven’t even cleaned up from the00:13:07
wedding party, the smell from you is00:13:09
very specific, it makes me00:13:11
feel bad It looks like I’ve inhaled too much here,00:13:16
only the garden looks better now00:13:18
Yes I planted the first00:13:21
color American pie color00:13:25
Well it's Well you know it's beautiful It's00:13:29
very beautiful I just don't understand00:13:30
how you can cherish one of00:13:33
God's creations with such love At the same time Wow Think about it00:13:40
think about it I00:13:46
miss you buddy00:13:49
I for you too, I just don’t want to bury00:13:52
you in this tuxedo Yes bro, he’s cool00:13:54
Just look at him, great00:13:57
Tuxedo I know that00:13:59
I know dad He was very becoming00:14:04
on Sunday on Sunday00:14:11
while he00:14:14
Welcome to Blythe State of California the00:14:16
city of green lawns00:14:20
Hello Billy00:14:36
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[music]00:15:10
the music is not playing too quietly I can’t hear00:15:14
I asked if the music is playing00:15:19
just right thank you00:15:21
turn it off I00:15:24
can’t it’s not for me but for these00:15:27
gerbera daisies without music they don’t want to00:15:30
grow turn it off turn it off00:15:33
to hell00:15:40
if I didn't attack in reality you would00:15:43
n't have noticed anything because I'm a Puma in the00:15:45
jungle00:15:48
Wile E. Coyote has00:15:58
prepared a speech for me you didn't answer those00:16:01
[ __ ] notices that are hanging on your00:16:03
door00:16:04
and 4 registered letters from my lawyer00:16:08
listen coach I don't go to the post office they did00:16:11
n’t come to the post office, [ __ ], but to your00:16:13
house and you signed for them, maybe00:16:16
the termites signed for me, but I’ll still00:16:18
arrange it for you, I decided to play big, I’m already sick of you, I’m00:16:23
already on your head, you’re a dunce, the devil,00:16:37
and you’re a tough guy, Trevor, you don’t even00:16:40
know how much00:17:01
[music]00:17:04
you're going to end soon son Your garden is the best in00:17:08
the area apply now00:17:10
[music]00:17:25
you can do anything00:17:31
it's one small step for a person00:17:36
and a giant leap for me it's just a00:17:41
street Just do it one00:17:45
day I'll walk freely00:17:46
among other people00:17:49
but not today,00:17:52
rum, could you drop my application in the00:17:55
mailbox for me?00:17:59
What do you have there? I thought the old people’s mail was00:18:02
taken right from their homes; this is an application;00:18:13
that you can lose for the first time in your life00:18:15
I never lose, much less00:18:18
a loser00:18:43
the last one will not be the first the fate00:18:46
of this fool is decided00:18:57
in blet California is a beautiful sunny00:18:59
morning outside 111 degrees Fahrenheit00:19:02
and your morning begins to ultra-roar on the waves00:19:06
there is a radio of the blessed wasteland00:19:16
[music]00:19:20
throw it to me Sponge00:19:28
[music]00:19:34
Hello,00:19:37
what are you staring at, weirdo00:19:42
Lord, you're all a friend Go home and get dressed,00:19:46
otherwise you'll get cold Dad00:19:49
outside 38 degrees I said go and put on00:19:52
something stupid right away00:20:11
Hey, you're a joke00:20:21
If you don't shut your mouth, only heaven00:20:24
will stop me like you're there,00:20:28
how are you, darling, you didn't get hurt,00:20:32
I'm fine, Lord Jesus, and how can I00:20:36
fix all this? Everything's fine. Everything's fine.00:20:38
I'll help you a little, well, you00:20:41
know, you need some pills for00:20:44
this agoraphobia, otherwise things are really bad.00:20:48
Why didn't moonshine fly around you? I'm00:20:52
sure you don't have to set it on fire, you have an00:20:54
ear hidden somewhere or it's next to his00:20:58
tutu.00:21:02
I told you to lubricate the wound with iodine.00:21:05
Come on. What are you waiting for? I'll take care of00:21:08
the rest for00:21:09
the baby. Is it00:21:17
because your shriveled pod is00:21:20
no longer working? I have a couple of00:21:24
fans00:21:53
and you're a00:21:56
complete schmuck, a complete [ __ ],00:21:59
I think for this rat you're already00:22:01
too much coach,00:22:06
my sweetie, I'll tell you how the00:22:08
winner of the garden of the year competition00:22:11
will be Trevor00:22:14
O Hart good luck coach luck has nothing to do with it00:22:17
good luck for losers I don't need it00:22:20
I don't need00:22:23
this crap from cheap soap operas,00:22:29
my God, I'll wipe00:22:32
out the powder, I'll crush it like a bug, like a00:22:36
[ __ ] cockroach somewhere. My check, you know,00:22:40
it's a miniprice, you haven't paid,00:22:44
you haven't paid him yet, honey,00:22:48
no, but what about the money won in00:22:52
poker? Girls won't always give00:22:54
me the opportunity to win.00:22:57
I love you00:23:00
I love you too Baby you're always in my00:23:04
heart see you00:23:11
Good00:23:20
morning it's baby00:23:24
a little music will do you good00:23:27
little00:23:30
I like your tuxedo00:23:35
I like your tuxedo Thanks it's00:23:38
daddy's but he never wears it00:23:41
and I know what's wrong with it I don’t00:23:45
know, he didn’t feel well today,00:23:50
yesterday he looked fine Yes, he,00:23:54
how do you know00:23:56
I looked at you You looked at me and00:24:00
also looked at the girl opposite and she00:24:02
looked at you Samantha Yes, [ __ ], why are00:24:06
you saying that00:24:08
or she works over there in the biggerburger00:24:11
No, it doesn’t work, but the fact that you think so00:24:14
It’s very nice to look at a lot of things00:24:17
Yes, but I do00:24:20
n’t really have anything else to do except look at people and00:24:22
gossip But I don’t have anyone to gossip00:24:24
with, it’s boring I have a life Yes, I’m also00:24:28
on my own alone No, you're always chatting with someone,00:24:31
or hates you or loves you,00:24:36
think I know00:24:41
this is an American primrose you need to00:24:44
feed Yes, you want to help me, I wanted to help you,00:24:56
why is he alone? Well, you know, this flower is00:25:00
one of the few that understands, understands that00:25:03
its full potential is revealed when it is all alone00:25:15
I will be simply beautiful in spite of everything00:25:17
when00:25:24
he grows up, give me00:25:27
that bag over there00:25:36
and this is00:25:39
bat droppings, these kids eat00:25:49
enough of that00:25:51
You just saved him, well00:25:56
maybe now we’ll take care of you00:26:05
enough, otherwise too much water can be00:26:08
harmful00:26:10
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see you sweetie My God00:26:32
looks like a [ __ ] cartoon Elmore00:26:34
Falls God he's drooling00:26:38
just look at that unfinished00:26:40
couple in tuxedos opposite Maybe she's a00:26:43
[ __ ] too Hello guys hello penguin00:26:53
[music]00:26:55
and she's a little embarrassed now But she's a00:26:58
very good person you want to plant something of course00:27:04
somehow- then somehow00:27:15
take it a little it00:27:20
must be lonely there in the ground in00:27:24
the dark00:27:27
you are lonely00:27:30
me00:27:33
No you know I have three girls and00:27:41
at times00:27:44
Yes it depresses me too00:27:52
You know Billy yes a special boy with a00:27:55
Rubik's cube Yes he is special And also00:27:57
slow00:28:00
I think the definition retardation of00:28:03
mental development, it is more appropriate00:28:04
to say that he is slowed down and00:28:07
[ __ ] in mental development.00:28:09
Lord Jesus,00:28:12
bad luck kid Yes, bad luck00:28:21
Hey, wake up, I’m00:28:24
so uncomfortable, I have00:28:27
an [ __ ] on Caleb, you00:28:37
don’t get hot in a tuxedo true00:28:40
No not true00:28:43
I’m hot00:28:45
don’t want to swim00:28:48
and you have a Swimming pool eat, be00:28:53
careful with the rat day,00:29:02
remember how you shot from the roof with an00:29:04
air pistol at my father, how did you00:29:06
know? I always knew. So they00:29:10
think. Probably he drank too much,00:29:12
you know, I still keep the gun00:29:15
in case of the Apocalypse,00:29:30
you’re thinking of leaving here for college not00:29:34
this year Dad thinks it’s too early for me,00:29:36
but I think he’s just worried about my00:29:41
virginity, say goodbye to it this summer,00:29:46
you’re already driving. I have a license, if00:29:49
I have a car, I’d say00:29:55
So, what’s the reason for it, why do you need it? Have00:30:09
you ever felt it? tingling in your00:30:13
fingers00:30:14
or the warmth of the sun's rays somewhere in your00:30:16
stomach have00:30:17
you ever experienced Love stronger than00:30:20
that of which Jesus was capable of00:30:23
complete00:30:26
happiness00:30:28
complete00:30:32
You experienced a00:30:34
feeling of complete harmony at all and everything in the00:30:38
Universe00:30:40
no,00:30:45
but I experienced00:30:59
how I00:31:02
decided to swim a little in the pool00:31:05
you think I’ll let you get mixed up with this00:31:07
druggie, get out of this damn00:31:10
pool and get dressed in an instant, this is us, a00:31:14
tuxedo.00:31:17
You’re completely stupid,00:31:19
you think this is some kind of fairy tale, he’s old enough to be your00:31:23
father,00:31:38
what’s wrong, what’s wrong?00:31:41
Yes, everything’s wrong with you,00:31:48
this girl is 17 years old you sick bastard00:31:53
you hear She's 1700:32:00
and you're all like your mommy you00:32:02
want to be on the street00:32:05
we didn't do anything We just swam and00:32:07
watered the Flowers And watered the flowers of course00:32:11
Johnny's waterers apple seeds00:32:17
went00:32:19
We're leaving here she didn't do anything00:32:22
wrong and don't contact me I'll see you again00:32:27
at least once near her I'll shoot00:32:32
jokes with me poorly00:32:35
understood00:32:56
[ __ ] any action gives rise to00:32:59
reaction00:33:01
called Mr. Kramer00:33:04
[music]00:33:09
calm calm calm00:33:15
[music]00:33:28
[music]00:33:34
[music]00:33:46
I need my money, it's an00:33:51
emergency, buddy, are you00:33:56
eating yesterday, can you have a little more sugar and00:33:59
how much do you have there's a problem here I've been00:34:02
thinking Is it possible to pay Tomorrow let00:34:04
me think no I'm hanging up I'm sorry I'm00:34:09
sorry I was joking I00:34:13
was joking I was just joking00:34:15
lindevinkat She [ __ ] broke my heart00:34:18
man and I have unrivaled abilities00:34:22
lie down bastard00:34:26
it's that brother of yours remember tomorrow in the house00:34:30
of God we'll always change clothes00:34:43
I wanted to take a look00:34:48
No I don’t think so And that makes me a [ __ ]00:35:00
So00:35:04
[music] that’s there too00:35:23
baby Let me in00:35:27
little booger00:35:30
just for your sake you know00:35:43
[music]00:35:49
I need to take a leak I think something is burning for them00:35:52
Bingo I’ll turn it off00:36:03
I know what you’re doing there00:36:06
You have nothing to do with me hide Yes loves00:36:09
sugar who loves spices00:36:12
I love you00:36:15
he is good Small would bring him here00:36:20
[music]00:36:28
and wanted witchenbrod yes moment00:36:45
I hope you are hungry because you00:36:48
will have to eat this spicy ham00:36:51
brother I don’t need yours00:36:52
I wanted to attract your attention00:36:57
You know my pepper it doesn’t work, and00:37:01
you’ve always loved Vicendrotas Come on, yes, you’re00:37:04
right, you’re not doing me a favor, don’t sit00:37:07
with me for a minute, please, come on, okay, but00:37:11
why are you flirting with her, it’s all00:37:13
harmless and nothing, you know me, I00:37:27
miss you,00:37:29
I know you need to go out with people more often00:37:33
case closed00:37:36
[music]00:37:38
and I got a promotion00:37:40
Yeah I'm going through special training I00:37:43
start working on Sunday00:37:47
you see how everything is going well00:37:51
eat00:37:54
all this must be kept secret from other00:37:56
employees biger they might be jealous00:38:00
say it's delicious00:38:13
and you're like a rainbow in the dark Thank you00:38:25
nethan00:38:30
Hey iron in window I can't if dad00:38:33
finds out He'll kill me I have graduation00:38:36
in a couple of weeks and I know it's00:38:38
a little old fashioned but since you have00:38:41
a tuxedo00:38:45
and no I can't I00:38:49
You know my primrose00:38:51
isn't well I need to stay here00:38:53
to look after him Yes, and the competition00:38:56
is approaching. And I have a garden completely for those00:38:57
without water, and in general, you can00:39:00
do this during the day right, but the score at night00:39:06
is no gluttons. Listen to George. Listen, I00:39:08
just can’t go out, how can I00:39:12
say this? I haven’t been able to leave the house00:39:17
for 9 years00:39:21
So you're a heroin addict, an agrophobe with00:39:26
narcolepsy and OCD,00:39:31
I'm ready to come to terms with this,00:39:37
wait here00:39:44
Thank you,00:39:51
but it wouldn't hurt for you to take a shower, honey, take a00:39:56
cold shower, take00:39:58
a pedophile,00:40:05
and you too Old fart00:40:14
[music]00:40:20
And what are you doing now? Your job, schmuck, why are00:40:23
you doing this twice? you're wearing00:40:27
Yes, you're a bag of crap00:40:34
and you don't work no I'm the owner of the apple at home00:40:48
[music]00:41:10
I'm probably in the toilet I'll go and check If you00:41:15
weren't funny you'd change his diapers you00:41:17
're acting like you're his mother00:41:19
what if that's the case and there are some problems00:41:21
Besides, I promised Katherine that when she’s00:41:24
gone, I’ll take care of00:41:27
him. Don’t you want to give him an enema? I do00:41:33
n’t think he’s charged, you see, he’s not00:41:36
charged. You’re crazy, I call it being00:41:39
ready girls. I don’t think that’s the problem,00:41:42
I think he has problems with drinking, but00:41:45
that’s it. maybe he's sweating he's shaking his00:41:47
eyes are always bloodshot boy00:42:10
baby I'm worried about you I00:42:12
'm worried I'm fine I swear Well there were00:42:17
some problems with my stomach but everything00:42:20
went away I'm fine can't you see I'll00:42:22
come out to you in a minute you can00:42:24
tell me what's really here00:42:26
you're having problems with drinking00:42:33
[laughter]00:42:38
seriously, have you seen me at least once drink00:42:41
something stronger than milk are you sure, of course you're00:42:44
sure Are you sure are you sure about what00:42:48
exactly00:42:49
Okay okay Well, how are you coming out We're ready to00:42:53
play00:43:00
Hello Girls,00:43:10
what the hell is wrong with you00:43:17
I've been really feeling good lately [ __ ] your00:43:22
hair is wet00:43:24
I told you he was in the toilet00:43:28
Like all normal people do00:43:31
before they take a shower Jesus Christ00:43:33
Girls I'm fine good00:43:37
10 I00:43:39
bet I00:43:41
bet up to 2 1 200:43:47
I passed00:43:52
Hey Eaton00:43:54
Yes honey wedding your cousin It00:43:59
was good there True Good00:44:06
Well, you see I'm so happy for them until now00:44:09
you've been talking You yourself lately00:44:15
The thing is dear that she doesn't00:44:18
work at Biggerburger anymore you didn't know00:44:21
she works there00:44:24
She got a promotion and now she'll00:44:26
work at night00:44:28
why not00:44:34
[music]00:44:44
Girls, I watch00:44:46
and if there’s one thing I understand, it’s00:44:49
human nature. And this is a woman, she’s just00:44:52
very hospitable,00:44:59
that she has brothers as many as 1900:45:04
Girls, Don’t forget that she’s from the south, her00:45:08
dad was promiscuous. Listen,00:45:11
if you I had brothers besides00:45:13
Doda, would you like to see them?00:45:14
Of course, we just don’t want to see00:45:18
you being fooled.00:45:23
She sees me as I see myself.00:45:26
Maybe the fact is that she lives in00:45:29
dreams like me, while the00:45:31
rest of the world is fixated only on money00:45:34
No, she just has a lot of brothers, she00:45:37
says so and I believe her Do00:45:45
you remember when we recorded the first00:45:48
track from You Don't Bring Me Flowers No More00:45:54
[music]00:45:58
eviction notice 30 days00:46:03
Sorry client but I need to sell you00:46:09
please Don't look at me like that00:46:13
[music]00:46:25
[music]00:46:28
you know, I never fooled you00:46:31
[music]00:46:47
[music]00:47:00
Just do it Just put your foot on00:47:04
the roadway00:47:06
[music]00:47:08
you can do it00:47:09
[music] That's how00:47:12
you do it You can do it there, no cars, no00:47:16
buses Come on, Just do it he00:47:19
he's coming, come on, come on,00:47:22
what a weakling, snot is running00:47:24
out of your nose, a cute00:47:28
raincoat with polka dots,00:47:31
only it's not raining00:47:35
But it may not look like he's00:47:38
going to the pharmacy, I'm guessing the pawnshop00:47:41
wants to sell this portrait, original from00:47:45
1976, with an autograph, that's how I can't00:47:48
throw it away you got me out of the house glad for you00:47:51
at least some responsibility I'm really proud of00:47:53
you I00:47:54
accidentally met your brother Toda at00:47:58
home Depo How did it happen that he grew up to be a00:48:01
good guy and you became a piece of00:48:04
squirrel crap I mean Stupid00:48:08
just get out of the way00:48:31
or you'll lose Which ones are not yours dad00:48:37
[music]00:48:39
he was a good player you knew00:48:44
But one day he completely lost his spirit Went out onto00:48:47
the track and turned into a cake I00:48:51
can’t explain it00:48:53
I loved Kenny I even love you I00:48:58
can’t explain that either I00:49:00
just want you to get out of00:49:03
my sight and then you're driving me crazy00:49:05
You crawl over there00:49:14
[music]00:49:22
No you just00:49:30
Maybe I've never won anything but00:49:32
Victory in this competition is mine you00:49:35
hear00:49:36
you don't have a single chance You00:49:38
can't even wipe your own ass00:49:40
put up for sale by the owner call00:49:43
Trevor00:49:47
Harting how cool Thank you00:50:05
honey You're fine You just00:50:08
look terrible I know00:50:12
heaven I know everything00:50:14
I can do to help you What I want to know is00:50:18
this is your doctor's number I don't have a00:50:20
doctor because he would force me to00:50:22
go for checkups And then I would have to00:50:24
leave the house I can’t leave because00:50:28
I’m afraid to go out00:50:31
and there’s a sweetie Where do you get it Then00:50:34
where do you get insulin I do00:50:37
n’t think you’ll believe it if I tell you00:50:39
And you try there’s a00:50:42
black market that there’s a00:50:46
black market for insulin I buy it from00:50:50
one guy and Carrie usually brings it to me00:50:53
and I pay him 5 bucks for it00:50:55
But this morning he couldn't00:51:00
and this guy sells you insulin00:51:03
without any prescription00:51:08
it's like buying penicillin in Mexico City00:51:10
okay00:51:14
Just tell me tell me where to go00:51:17
yeah00:51:20
okay00:51:22
but on the corner of the sixth street liquor00:51:25
store you'll see a cart with hot drinks00:51:26
sausages Let him sit The Mexican00:51:30
guy doesn't speak English well Because00:51:33
you ask him00:51:39
To which he will answer yes Hot summer You00:51:42
will answer The wrong word is00:51:45
just a00:51:47
degree Chill for me And can you help me can00:51:51
you tell me where I can get it00:51:58
Thank you00:52:04
now remember the most important thing is to sell00:52:07
insulin on black market is illegal because it’s00:52:09
very important that you ask there is00:52:11
a little00:52:14
What’s funny Mr. everything here is funny I00:52:18
think I’m an officer of the morality police Yes no00:52:23
I believe that00:52:25
you’ll get the hell out of here now00:52:28
just go whatever go Show the pancake there00:52:32
Now listen to me Mr. Margala00:52:35
what’s your name found out that in the name of the Lord00:52:38
gives you the right shows00:52:42
in it to people who need it very much00:52:45
all those who come to me00:53:13
relax00:53:15
I'll stab you guy I'll stab you00:53:22
okay Let's stretch along the way cool down00:53:29
All the way00:53:34
[music]00:53:36
everything's fine00:54:03
Sorry Mr. Eaton English bring Good00:54:07
day I'm Oli Oberchik Mr.00:54:10
Trevor Ohart's lawyer I'm here Because you00:54:12
violated the terms of the lease where po00:54:14
Hooray00:54:17
Jesus Just tell me where she is I'm here00:54:22
to give you a legal00:54:23
notice I need you to00:54:25
sign for receipt I didn't do00:54:27
anything that00:54:31
good You've been living here for 23 years I've lived00:54:35
here for 7 years00:54:37
you know I just don't want any cereal00:54:40
Sorry00:54:49
Sorry God I'm so embarrassed sir I00:54:54
need you to listen to me as00:54:56
you understand the tenant is your father00:54:58
right Mr. Kenneth Ingle Bring00:55:03
he still lives here00:55:13
he00:55:15
died00:55:17
I'm sorry and Mrs. Catherine Ingle bringing My00:55:23
mom, you'll never go outside again,00:55:25
no, it's one thing after another In general, she's00:55:28
also dead00:55:29
I'm sorry00:55:34
And we have00:55:39
music so we can00:55:40
talk I can't Holly00:55:44
she turns me on And I'm groovy It's clear00:55:50
technically you don't have the right to rent this00:55:54
needs to be done well He deprived me of the00:55:56
clints from there It’s clear or not he00:55:58
left me without the clintv I want my00:56:00
aphid back Sorry00:56:06
Mister If you don’t sign he can00:56:09
evict you legally this is00:56:12
my house it’s clear this is my garden it’s clear I00:56:14
can’t move out of here he can't00:56:16
make me this is all I have This is00:56:18
all I have Sorry00:56:20
That's good ok00:56:27
[music]00:56:30
I can't Okay you want to complicate things00:56:34
Listen you have to understand I'm sick You00:56:42
have until June 13th 28 days00:56:45
you have until June 1300:56:49
termites00:56:50
[music]00:56:55
[ __ ] it I'm leaving I00:56:58
warned him more than once no look for yourself you00:57:04
can't leave me now he's00:57:06
living00:57:10
[music]00:57:22
Everything is fine with you baby they're trying to00:57:24
sabotage me po you understand I'm00:57:26
not doing anything wrong00:57:32
this is a lawyer from Trevor I was a lawyer00:57:35
now no longer before not everything worked out,00:57:38
not that you were a loser00:57:49
and you turned into a decrepit old man What00:57:53
happened to that incredibly handsome00:57:55
ambitious coach with burning voices00:58:04
Okay, forget it Just forget it and everything here is00:58:07
twice the same river I know00:58:11
life can be merciless00:58:15
you just have to hold on Don't retreat what00:58:17
happened to us00:58:18
[music] wait00:58:22
a minute What the hell is this sign here00:58:35
hey00:58:41
where is everyone Well Sandy has some business with00:58:45
Margo aloen isn't feeling well in00:58:47
this weather Sandy has business on our poker00:58:50
night and with whom Margo00:58:52
hates Margot, this is just stupid, you know,00:58:59
we're all worried about you. What do you mean,00:59:02
worry about it now? It's a poker night.00:59:04
Come on. Okay. Sandy saw00:59:09
you stop, wait first. Margot is now00:59:16
my angel. Why are you doing this?00:59:22
Can I tell you a story? No, you00:59:25
're messing with me. I'm hanging it up. noodles00:59:27
what kind of noodles are there at all do you see noodles00:59:30
What kind of noodles are there in this room big00:59:33
pink elephant00:59:37
you come in where you are holding me I got00:59:40
you crazy I got you crazy00:59:46
I want to tell you a story 9 years00:59:49
ago I lost my sister00:59:53
she organized me a parachute jump00:59:56
in Carson City we jumped over the desert I00:59:59
landed with difficulty the01:00:02
jumping instructor landed but my sister didn't01:00:05
Ethan Your mom said that your sister01:00:08
died of breast cancer God have mercy01:00:13
mommy you know she was often delirious she01:00:16
seemed out of this world01:00:21
I just mean that sometimes I want to01:00:24
jump you understand, yes, at least the same01:00:27
curb on the road, you understand just to live and01:00:29
enjoy life01:00:32
in this happiness, but sometimes the parachute does not01:00:35
open and then you lie with a fracture,01:00:37
for example, a hip01:00:39
bone addiction, and when01:00:42
the medicine runs out, insurance, you have to01:00:44
buy medicine without a prescription01:00:46
because it’s cheaper, it’s01:00:48
really01:00:51
possible,01:00:57
it’s like a magnificent Feast that satisfies an01:00:59
insurmountable hunger01:01:02
[music]01:01:04
kind of made me feel stupid. I can’t01:01:06
allow this to be in vain.01:01:09
That’s right. I still remember the last words01:01:12
that my father said to me, son, do whatever you01:01:15
want to please yourself01:01:17
[music]01:01:19
Hey,01:01:21
you’re a drug addict it's like a breath of air01:01:25
when you're drowning it's01:01:27
like you're freezing to death01:01:44
[music]01:01:51
Hey man I got you some stamps What did you01:01:53
want just pay me tomorrow [ __ ]01:02:00
saw enough of my ass man you're not doing the 100-01:02:03
meter dash today no it's san-tsu01:02:07
The Art of War would have turned out at least01:02:10
something- then punk I'll become a soldier of fortune01:02:12
you [ __ ]01:02:14
schmuck01:02:22
[music]01:02:26
Oh you piece of [ __ ] don't teach your father and Basta01:02:33
schmuck you'll do that again I'll yank your little hands01:02:37
out and shove you where the sun does01:02:40
n't shine like a felt01:02:59
[music]01:03:05
don't eat today baby the sun is too01:03:09
bright I can do that correct01:03:13
this like this01:03:21
I took away this one late01:03:24
narrow-eyed guy in Vietnam And I didn’t know01:03:27
that in Vietnam there was a samurai coach01:03:30
[ __ ] you I mean I’m a warrior01:03:32
I’m a champion and you have zero chance of winning the01:03:36
championship title [ __ ] title coach01:03:41
I don’t even know football I’m playing, you want to take me and01:03:43
yourself out, the monkeys are ticking, the01:03:45
clothes are already01:03:49
doing what they tell you01:03:59
[music]01:04:06
[applause]01:04:07
[music]01:04:19
Where are my grandmothers brother quietly quietly quietly01:04:22
Listen, Okay, I know everything I need01:04:24
a week, I ask for just a week, if01:04:26
you lay me down well, I’ll give you01:04:28
a week listen to Tikai radio of the01:04:31
blessed wasteland and waves01:04:34
and we will start your morning with the group's composition01:04:38
another festering day in like 11601:04:41
degrees Fahrenheit Everything around seems to be01:04:44
warming up for the annual gardening01:04:46
competition And you guys have already rolled up your sleeves01:04:48
I hope that there are only01:04:50
10 days left for the competition This is much more interesting than the election of the01:04:53
prom queen01:05:04
Don't hide from me you [ __ ] I see it's01:05:08
your son who's been squeamish thanks for your work01:05:14
[music]01:05:29
Where is your mom At home they have01:05:33
[music]01:05:38
and you have a one-piece swimsuit Guys,01:05:41
you cleaned me up again, you're always cheating01:05:44
when will victory be mine Good morning01:05:46
slime01:05:50
[music]01:05:57
amazing01:06:00
looks good Goddess Willie Your garden01:06:04
looks good01:06:16
Remember I won last year01:06:18
[music]01:06:29
congratulations Tom and Marcia it's01:06:39
such a mess here01:06:42
You'd better eat Reisenbren oh my god why have01:06:46
n't you gone to the toilet for weeks01:06:54
come here I have something for you01:07:02
all the girls chipped in01:07:04
for what reason This is a very important day01:07:08
The day on which you were born01:07:10
I hate your birthday Oh come on01:07:15
what do we have here we have here what what is this I won’t01:07:24
allow I don’t see you know My01:07:28
manners01:07:29
well, what else do we have here? You're kidding,01:07:32
you brought me a new remote control, what is it, no, it's01:07:38
a cell phone, but you brought me a broken01:07:42
phone? No, you're stupid, you're an insulin01:07:44
bomb,01:07:45
and this will help me01:07:48
walk on a big01:07:55
pump, and then you won't be afraid of any01:07:59
overdose and you don’t have to01:08:01
worry anymore that you’re covered in quills like a01:08:03
porcupine.01:08:04
It’s terribly sweet.01:08:08
We all love you and care about you,01:08:11
I know01:08:13
that.01:08:17
I want you to understand something, that01:08:22
I don’t blame you,01:08:25
don’t blame you, that you’re addicted,01:08:31
God, what’s the01:08:35
point? in general,01:08:39
I’m an alcoholic,01:08:44
you’re an alcoholic01:08:48
Bro, what are you talking about, we need to01:08:51
help you organize a course of treatment.01:08:52
What do you mean by this that you and there01:08:55
I drink, it seems like every person has01:08:58
some kind of addiction and I have always01:09:01
tried to take care of my appearance01:09:04
and dress well I didn’t want01:09:07
people to see who was behind this screen01:09:12
You know I have no relatives left01:09:14
My husband Ray he disgusted me until01:09:17
his very last day Of course I01:09:19
never really loved him but01:09:24
my children01:09:27
Emily and Jason01:09:30
are with me they don’t even talk01:09:34
Since when since when what but since01:09:38
when have you been drinking I don’t remember01:09:40
you seeing me sober01:09:43
You want to say that even now you01:09:49
never noticed That’s what I mean, I also01:09:54
only need you to be happy I01:09:56
want so that you can be happy And I'm also01:09:58
worried about your safety01:10:01
That's why I brought you a pump to pour you01:10:06
Oh yes,01:10:09
I wouldn't mind a glass Oh01:10:14
my God, you brought a whole bottle well01:10:17
Well, of course I'm not much of a bartender, I'll01:10:20
just pour it And when there's no there's not a drop of01:10:23
extra I'm not afraid You and the girls won't die01:10:27
too generously01:10:38
Here's my family01:10:42
heard they speak01:10:51
for you it01:10:53
seems an advertisement like you said01:10:57
if God ever comes up with a better drug he'll01:11:00
save it for himself01:11:03
he was right and it's God given to me the right01:11:07
to use new and progressive01:11:11
methods01:11:13
[music]01:11:16
Is it really that when you are sick you don’t take01:11:19
antibiotics01:11:21
you deny yourself treatment01:11:25
I doubt it01:11:27
[music]01:11:36
Why is there a donkey there under my windows01:11:40
because you’re a01:11:42
smart schmuck at graduation I know I’m so sorry for01:11:47
you and I’ll forgive you someday But only if01:11:50
you kiss me right now01:11:58
But you know, if I had gone, I would01:12:01
still have been on the side01:12:05
You’re so beautiful01:12:08
how it all went,01:12:10
well, I didn’t even go,01:12:13
I gave the donkey to Mr. Overcheck That’s what I see, you01:12:17
know, you shouldn’t hang around here with01:12:19
stolen donkeys, that’s also why01:12:22
I have something for you what is01:12:31
this, this is for a donkey,01:12:36
wait,01:12:40
look, the star is falling, where is01:12:46
this courche, corsage, pin it like this01:12:56
Thank you,01:12:58
you are beautiful,01:13:01
you are like a sea of sunflowers,01:13:04
it’s a little small,01:13:10
we meet in the garden, it’s good Until your01:13:12
dad shoots us,01:13:15
go01:13:17
and bring the donkey with you,01:13:31
how cute you are01:13:37
[music]01:13:41
Don’t you want dance Why not,01:13:50
you took a shower You asked, what’s the01:13:58
matter, you’re fine,01:14:02
great, just need to, just01:14:06
Give me a second01:14:09
again01:14:20
[music]01:14:30
it’s better, I changed my mind and you01:14:33
don’t dance with me anymore, what are you talking about, I just don’t01:14:37
want you to died here from an overdose You're01:14:39
starting to really like me, but01:14:42
according to statistics, the chances of dying in01:14:44
a car accident are much greater than01:14:45
the chances of dying from an apron, what a01:14:47
convenient excuse01:14:49
I mean, everyone has some kind of01:14:51
bad habit, but who gave you the right01:14:54
to kill yourself, I understand I've watched enough01:14:57
TV and you think you can solve01:14:58
all my problems, no, I just think it's01:15:02
for you.01:15:04
And for me, it's romantic to tell you that01:15:06
there are more worthy things to do01:15:11
and it does it for me. Here's a small01:15:13
machine. Listen, do you really want to be friends with me,01:15:17
then accept me for who01:15:19
I am yes Okay, I accept I01:15:22
want you to be next to me, old [ __ ]01:15:25
But you can’t make it easier,01:15:29
come here,01:15:31
stop01:15:35
never,01:15:40
and we’ll talk to you right now and you01:15:45
will listen very carefully,01:15:47
perhaps for the first time in your life, but if01:15:51
you don’t listen, I’ll01:15:55
make you out of you.01:16:00
You understand me,01:16:02
call me at least one reason why I01:16:05
must endure and not strangle you, there is01:16:07
only one I cannot Give me one01:16:11
reason why I cannot survive the spirit01:16:13
from your pathetic body Maybe01:16:16
because killing is bad01:16:19
In your case, murder Mercy01:16:22
Agree sir I can assure you it was not here01:16:25
nothing like that, you really don’t need to01:16:27
assure me of anything, do something about the01:16:30
bad breath. So you know the answer to the01:16:32
question. You’re already dead, I think you have no more than a year01:16:35
left. And that’s why you01:16:38
’re not going to college next year, Madam.01:16:45
I’m so sorry. Speak. louder01:16:49
I'm01:16:52
very sorry I'm01:16:55
warning you for the last time baby I'm01:16:59
warning you and next time I'll just01:17:01
take it and bury it01:17:08
and now let's go Go to the house Let's go01:17:11
home immediately until we've had enough of saying goodbye01:17:14
curtain you're no longer here let's go01:17:17
someday you'll thank me for this again01:17:19
Well of course run, run from01:17:22
Khromov's father He won't catch up with me01:17:33
I'll give you a name,01:17:41
here it is01:17:43
captain01:17:45
I call you captain01:17:52
what happened01:17:55
I'm leaving I'm01:17:57
leaving this [ __ ] hole What are you01:18:01
talking about Where are you going somewhere01:18:06
I want you to come with me01:18:09
I can't01:18:15
or can I don't know what to tell you I01:18:17
just want you to come with me01:18:19
why now George Why not now01:18:22
because I have you have me01:18:31
I meant that I have Roy01:18:34
girls that's not a damn thing you don't have Ethan01:18:39
can be too tight for for you and for me too they01:18:43
did it for me at Home Depot otherwise I was01:18:46
afraid to walk alone in the evenings01:18:51
and I really really want to01:18:54
but I don’t know how01:18:56
yes01:18:57
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wait01:19:05
Sheriff ingring01:19:15
God my second time in a month you who are not01:19:19
forever No01:19:22
you will go with me to church on01:19:24
Sunday you01:19:31
can sing it01:19:37
bet You can sing it01:19:42
kombaya Lord good01:19:49
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Oh God01:20:08
Captain What are you doing This is for people01:20:10
God01:20:15
so my friend Listen everything will be fine01:20:19
well I01:20:23
remember how I had the first time01:20:29
damn me damn if I leave you01:20:32
alone,01:20:33
we're raining there, buddy,01:20:38
and you're Rebel Captain01:20:41
Rebel, you're like slinny James Dean,01:20:46
chill out You're not Donkey Prima01:20:50
Maybe she was right01:20:54
Maybe this city is too small for me01:20:58
You're listening01:21:01
and the waves of the ether are surfing a full clip of bits01:21:04
annual Blythe garden competition the01:21:06
main prize this year is already around the corner, 10 thousand01:21:09
dollars, can you imagine what you can buy01:21:10
with this money in the store? Everything is 9901:21:12
cents, so roll up your sleeves and01:21:14
work01:21:20
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Hello, this is bigger [01:21:30
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it's getting bigger01:21:43
[music]01:21:55
it's bigger01:21:58
[music]01:22:18
Sorry, sorry01:22:21
forgive me I need you to grow01:22:26
Oh Lord, I01:22:28
ask you, I beg01:22:34
you, baby bit off your01:22:36
tongue Just look at the01:22:46
defeat as usual, a01:22:50
loser in life, a loser in everything, you’re01:22:54
not even an ex, never existed01:22:57
[music]01:23:03
that’s so good, now forget it, good01:23:06
boy, everything’s fine The instructions01:23:08
say that it will work in 1201:23:10
hours01:23:13
[music] I01:23:25
can’t believe it three times three times01:23:28
in a row three Sundays01:23:30
Eton to his repertoire He won’t even come to the door01:23:34
he was four I really really01:23:37
appreciate that you came I hope01:23:53
Go to him01:23:55
Lamb of God a01:24:04
good garden it’s all God’s providence not01:24:07
the merit of Eton01:24:09
Let it come out already01:24:21
[applause]01:24:28
[music]01:24:29
Shut up,01:24:32
go away,01:24:38
everything is much worse than I expected01:24:42
Victory Victory Victory Victory Victory Victory Victory Victory01:24:50
Victory01:24:54
He feels that we are nearby Maybe it’s our01:24:57
own Satan, we’re in danger here,01:25:00
he’s leaving01:25:06
Victory01:25:19
freebie ends Lizun will have to tongue01:25:22
work01:25:29
Goodbye June 13 is01:25:38
already morning plug01:25:52
[music]01:25:54
you have until 11:00 to01:25:57
vacate the premises01:25:59
this is 15 minutes you had 30 days01:26:07
[music]01:26:25
[music]01:26:34
My God If you believed in God and01:26:37
everything could have turned out differently that's true01:26:41
Why do you prefer the devil with a priest01:26:43
sinner sinner01:26:45
Father Randalf it's not too late to be saved01:26:52
Don't be afraid of the Lamb Ask God for forgiveness and01:26:57
he will lead you to the light01:27:00
I need my garden01:27:05
I'm not entirely sure that you can continue to01:27:08
count on Victory in the competition Mr.01:27:10
Inge01:27:11
but how and to Mr. Hart who01:27:14
just literally destroyed the01:27:15
enemy01:27:17
What the [ __ ] lady, this is my01:27:19
property What about my damn garden,01:27:22
this is the real damn Garden of Eden01:27:25
eighteenth Hail Mary Wernzer01:27:28
turn01:27:32
thank you, you're free to go,01:27:41
no need for a megaphone, he's standing right in front of01:27:45
you,01:27:47
I want you I took it with my own hands,01:27:49
opened it and looked at what was inside,01:27:52
you [ __ ] goat here, 10 pieces.01:28:24
I don’t want you to move out.01:28:27
I knew that you’d pay like an old01:28:29
bastard, but you’ll still be touched. If you don’t01:28:31
shut up, I’ll come over now and smear01:28:33
you with schnobel oppression, I can’t take it.01:28:36
them you helped so little01:28:40
under your feet01:28:50
who did it father01:28:54
disgusting disgusting scoundrel Eaton I was joking01:28:58
it was my father who did it Sorry disgusting01:29:01
vile scoundrel Yes only I won01:29:06
say goodbye to him gold you will01:29:08
never see him again I will wait for the games01:29:11
are over son let's go honey you do01:29:19
n't dare eat me anymore snake at 11 am we01:29:24
will go in01:29:27
[music]01:29:33
[applause]01:29:37
mouth guards everyone keep calm01:29:41
Yes he didn't do anything my god01:29:46
Hello cherrendolf take it easy on him01:29:49
guys after the exorcism he will only be a01:29:51
limp body Exorcism cool01:29:59
[music]01:30:03
Captain What are you you're doing Don't be such a01:30:07
selfish selfish piece of crap01:30:09
buddy, what's the problem But we'll discuss this later, we'll01:30:12
discuss it thoroughly01:30:18
Yes, you're in trouble,01:30:25
protect yourself with a force field [ __ ], hold your horses,01:30:28
boy, I have to break through your data01:30:35
Lord, I'm blind, apple,01:30:40
I want one like that too, you have it there for01:30:43
the devil01:30:44
You have five more minutes Hello Hello01:30:49
How are you doing my Marat see you Hello I was01:30:52
thinking maybe there is a way01:30:55
to solve everything in a more peaceful way01:31:03
like you I had for lunch what kind of su01:31:06
and their eggs tore off and ate for breakfast the nit is01:31:09
not a man on an empty stomach Nobody01:31:12
ate anyone and now you’ll get it from me, stay01:31:16
away from Ethan, are you kidding me, here you go,01:31:21
turn over, I’ll show you how they do it,01:31:23
I’ll shove it up your ass now.01:31:27
This is wrong, this is a cucumber,01:31:30
unnecessary formalities01:32:04
[music]01:32:14
[music]01:32:17
The Lord is here,01:32:22
Open up,01:32:25
I can’t get in,01:32:30
hello01:32:38
Okay ok01:32:44
everything will be ok01:32:49
don’t listen ok don’t listen to them for four01:32:53
minutes01:32:56
so Clint will do the mercy of01:32:59
Jesus Christ will arrive gentlemen01:33:08
so you do Clint you have only one way01:33:12
out son01:33:14
to come out with a gun and the01:33:18
Lord our God and the01:33:21
high Mother of God Virgin Mary who is the01:33:24
haughtiest head of yours commands you01:33:29
[ music]01:33:32
The sphere01:33:33
[music]01:33:39
and all the saints01:33:46
I have a Hostage You understand I have a01:33:49
Hostage There is no hostage there01:33:52
He himself is a Hostage Believe me A hostage of his01:33:54
habits when all the work together with the01:33:56
topel the dragon trembles01:33:59
And remember When it seems that everything is01:34:03
bad01:34:04
that you can’t get out Yes, and the will of01:34:07
anger Become a mad dog It’s clear01:34:11
Because if you lose your head, you’ll go out01:34:16
and Victory01:34:19
We have only one way01:34:22
for the cause, my friend,01:34:26
again with berries01:34:44
[music]01:34:49
guns at the ready, these are pneumatics Believe01:34:52
me,01:34:54
but it will easily knock out the eye of01:35:38
Jesus Christ, you know that I’m very,01:35:42
very01:35:44
sorry now very very very upset this is01:35:50
my brother, take it easy, don’t shoot until he01:35:52
turns into Cerberus or something even01:35:54
more serious, can we intervene and01:35:57
hurry01:36:01
you all up?01:36:05
Well, I’ll tell you what,01:36:08
we are all destined for something01:36:10
greater than01:36:13
Lord Jesus first the moment of01:36:16
his immaculate conception what happened there kumbaya01:36:19
that and Tante must go01:36:21
to the church of01:36:23
his very neighbor on Sunday01:36:36
x the very apple Damn it01:36:41
command you01:36:45
[applause]01:36:50
who loved the world so much that he gave01:36:55
his only begotten Son01:37:00
Damn01:37:02
but had eternal life01:37:05
[music]01:37:28
[music]01:37:45
[music]01:37:53
[music]01:38:00
Bye daddy where are you going to01:38:05
drive the car you don't know how to drive01:38:07
the clutch01:38:09
[music]01:38:12
HIV01:38:15
[music]01:38:23
everything will be fine with him01:38:28
[music]01:38:41
I'm a drug addict renegade01:38:46
even better01:38:48
I'm free did01:38:51
you feel the tingling in your fingers01:38:54
or the warmth of the sun's rays somewhere in your01:38:57
stomach did you feel like01:39:00
God's chosen one?01:39:04
Yes,01:39:08
I never grew an American01:39:11
primrose.01:39:12
But I met.01:39:16
Damn how good she is01:39:20
[music]01:39:30
I'm the happiest person01:39:33
alive01:39:37
tell her tell her that you love her just01:39:40
open your mouth and say say what you've01:39:44
never been so happy01:39:57
Hey what are you thinking01:40:00
what's on your mind01:40:03
[music]01:40:04
this is the perfect time01:40:18
[music]01:40:27
Eton wake up01:40:31
[music]01:40:49
for sale by owner01:40:59
garden of the year winner01:41:17
I miss him so much I01:41:32
think he's the best too from the worlds01:41:38
[music]01:41:46
Lord01:41:52
[music]01:42:06
[music]01:42:29
if we can leave something behind in this world,01:42:31
then life was not01:42:34
in vain01:42:35
[music]01:42:37
that’s the trip01:42:52
[music]01:43:12
[music]01:43:19
and not crazy01:43:22
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blessed wasteland radio is full of01:47:12
beats and I quitDescription:
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