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they will hear me up there and in the next patch all

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these bugs will be fixed, so let’s start with hiccups, what kind of

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crap is this, but what is an

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involuntary physiological reaction

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that occurs as a result of a series of

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convulsive push-like contractions of

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the diaphragm and manifests itself in subjectively

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unpleasant short and intense

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respiratory movements, and often

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from hypothermia,

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overeating and perry booze, they seem to be

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sneezing and coughing are also not voluntary, but

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unlike hiccups, they need to be given

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respect because by doing so they are trying to

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remove

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foreign particles from the respiratory tract that irritate the membrane

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above and

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hiccups hiccups go to fedota I want Sro

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famous here is Fedota on Yakov and those who

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for everyone so have hiccups are not known for

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any benefit, but besides the fact that you

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want to annoy Fedota or Yakov or anyone,

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well, something like that, thereby

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someone remembers you and it’s kind of

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funny that when someone is talking about you

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or someone mentally thought about

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you, you start to hiccup, but damn it’s possible

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then at least some note from

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who it is and the code for and the message but

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crap to you and in the end we just have to deal with this

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crap and always

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at the most inopportune moments, for example,

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when you are defending your work before the

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certification commission and the

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final grade depends on your defense, when suddenly

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your diaphragm is like this, why not now

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and you

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[music]

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go to hell with your work at

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least until the retake in the hope that your

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diaphragm will return don’t feel like creating a

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hiccup, but you know what, for me, a hiccup

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at an inopportune moment is many times better

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than the next human bug that

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also appears at an inopportune moment,

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but now only half of the

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world’s population, let’s first go back

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in about a minute to your presentations, you’re

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a little nervous and you are

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worried, worried, but you understand that you prepared for this

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very much and diligently, so

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what could go wrong and, exhaling,

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turn to the certification

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committee to begin your presentation

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when your pika suddenly, for no reason at all,

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decided that now is the time for a

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powerful boner, but [ __ ] it hey

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creator, after all, nothing sexual

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happened, except for the fact that when

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you were nervous, worried and worried,

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you were stupidly overexcited, or it was

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just an unscheduled peculiar check of the

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functioning of the organs of the reproductive

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system, which, in principle, is also considered

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the norm if such a planned check

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occurs up to 5 or 6 times at night or

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in the morning, so girls, if you

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saw that the guy standing next to

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you on the bus at 5 in the morning has a boner, then they are

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over screaming and screaming that he is a pervert,

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perhaps he just doesn’t know about it,

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especially since you also have the same [ __ ]

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which you can’t control, yes

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yes, I’m talking about these very days now, a 28-day

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cycle with four to five crava exact

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days, the time when feminists are the most

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active on Twitter and, in principle,

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everywhere we were told about this at school;

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parents taught this;

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girls and wives were warned about this and as a result, we as a

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society accepted this bug as a completely

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normal thing, but now think about

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why the uterus should prepare

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for conceiving a child every month, and then when we realize

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that it is not there, but next month we will

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try again, why couldn’t it be

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invented so that the uterus would not prepare

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every day and I was always ready and

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why

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because it’s clear then we move on to the

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next human battle

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called a hypnotic jerk, this is when

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after a hard day you lie down on a warm

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blanket in a cool room and

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fall asleep and see a dream about how you jump from

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one bar to another but not gave

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Tahiti and fall into a dark abyss after

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which you wake up, but not just but with

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stunned eyes, your heart skips 500

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beats a second, breathing like after

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a hundred meters and of course they also stand and

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all these are the consequences of a hypnotic jerk of

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involuntary muscle contraction, but don’t

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worry, it’s absolutely harmless,

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scientists explain the reasons for such

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shudders by saying that one part of the brain

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continues mental activity; the

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other, responsible for muscle control,

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has already switched off and as a result, the

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brain activates the motor cortex to

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check the body like something that has disappeared in its

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understanding, why couldn’t it be possible to

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calm effect, well or at least without

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interruption of sleep, because I, like most

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living beings, love to sleep, it’s not in vain that a

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person on average sleeps a third of his life, a

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third of his motive, and of course,

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instead of sleep, he could do a lot more of his

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life, but most likely without it for the

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third day of choosing, we’ve gone crazy, so

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