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this is a Bear
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this is a Siberian King rye bun
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creamy horseradish and bacon
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Try the Siberian King cooked on nagne
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and part of the profits will go to
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reforestation Siberia
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only at Burger King
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[applause]
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we don’t have a new season Neither a single line of the script and
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everything will happen right on the go
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correctly correctly
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Sergei Matvienko and Anton Shastun So the
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most interesting thing is that we are inviting guests
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Yes, it just so happened that unusual guests And
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this guest is special because it
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seems to me that he is the one associated with the
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STS channel because it your beloved
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long-awaited Andrei Rozhkov
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[applause]
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here is
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Andrei,
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hello,
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how did I come out perfect
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Well, suddenly someone doesn’t know For example,
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Andrei, you know
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Yes, I’ll live with this, this is the highest Praise is
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the most Looking at the costumes
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Well, this is the stylist next okay
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Andrei, we are improvisers, we We really do everything
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on the fly, but for this we
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need to take on some tasks,
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because otherwise how can we believe that this is
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improvisation Andrey, all the topics on which
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we improvise, you give us all the
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characters, you give us A And most
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importantly, sometimes you will improvise with us
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Therefore, if suddenly at the
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end there is a feeling that our
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program turned out to be somehow strange, then
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it is to blame. If suddenly Andrei Rozhkov,
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the program of your name
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reached Andrei Rozhkova Damn, you didn’t
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want solo shows on STS
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[applause]
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every presenter has some kind of
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signature gesture. Here you
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will begin every
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improvisation with this signature gesture, we need to come up with it now
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Let it be such a wide bow,
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such a wide
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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Well, since Andrey you don’t
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know us, let’s join you and the
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viewers as new viewers of the channel STS
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who are watching let's get acquainted with my
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program
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You don't know your names, as if I
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know my name
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By the way, the question is also very important Can I
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want to look at it seriously? We looked on
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social networks that Andrei Rozhkov is dissatisfied with
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modern television
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of legal shows, there is a lot of obscene
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language, but since you you don’t know who we are,
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so you didn’t watch our
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program
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[applause]
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yes, we agreed Everyone, the one who
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says an obscene word comes up with a
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new concert Yes, I understand, but I guess you’d
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think I’d at least once swear And
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one more small request since you
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well, you just met us
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literally And you can call me for short,
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not Arseny
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[applause]
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There are still questions, this is not a question
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Andrey, we know that there is
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a lot of news about you
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Eh
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[applause]
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[music]
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now I’m guessing everything Now we’ll guess everything
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exactly Andrey Let’s do
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this I am responsible for the humor Andrei Rozhkov
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told What it consists of Andrei Rozhkov
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told What his whole family consists of,
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absolutely everyone is married Rozhkov said What
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this complete news consists of, this
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person said I will be responsible for the humor
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Andrei Rozhkov told What
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the brekkot consists of No,
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most likely me, what is the success of the show
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Ural dumplings
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with improvisers
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[applause]
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By the way, I think
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Andrey Rozhkov is so good, he said What is the wrong
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side of a comedy project And what does it
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consist of? What I don’t know, did
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you even say it or not, how could I
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tell something that I don’t know Okay,
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let's
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Andrei Rozhkov opened Andrei Rozhkov
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opened the coffin and was surprised
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opened the coffin
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does not reveal the recipe
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[music]
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everyone is like that
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and there is
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Andrei Rozhkov revealed Tina Kandelaki
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[applause]
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Andrei Rozhkov revealed What kind of memes he likes
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how many people tried to find out the same the
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greatest Secret was and the most important thing is
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why did you hide
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Damn, well, the news, of course, let's listen to
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the third one I
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remembered as a teacher
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Andrei Rozhkov remembered as a teacher
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in English
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[applause] What kind of
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school is this but there was no
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such thing Well, I know everything about Andrei V
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what years did you go to school in the
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Time of Troubles plus
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[music]
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under Brezhnev coastal Well, that's all then
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Andrei Rozhkov remembered before as a
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teacher under Brezhnev No Andrei Rozhkov
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remembered how the teachers were born
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Andrei Ryzhkov remembered how the teachers
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saw off Brezhnev
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many of whom saw off already Andrey
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I'm really now he remembered he left When it was a
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holiday
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because classes were canceled You understand
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that the next news will be opened somewhere else
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Andrei Rozhkov stated that he was leaving
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[applause]
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comedian Rozhkov remembered how teachers
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took revenge on him for a parody at school
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Well, tell me It really happened Yes,
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we had hydrigadas at school I don’t remember
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8th 9th grade we did
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a production Around the World in 80 Days
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Passepartout there are all these and how we would
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write this here is a humorous brigade
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well I depicted four there that
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is half a certificate a
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resounding success we had of course
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everyone just applauded the teachers took
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turns passing blushing went somewhere
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about which there was a parody the next
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day we had 6 lessons and they gave me 6
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deuces
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4 but they said
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that I was like the instigator
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I then understood the power of art
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We ended with the fact that we understood the power of
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art and that it has consequences
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so Let's continue but so that without
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consequences
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[music]
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[applause]
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Andrey the next game is called sounds
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we will play a scene from the film right on this
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stage but in what will it happen he will say yes you
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tell us what kind of scene it will be Yes
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what kind of it film film genre you choose
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for example here we will play and you will make all the
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accompanying sounds sound effects
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you
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want to play Let's play Dimka
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it turns out I want to
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go
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Andrey what should you do there
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Let's come up with a film genre I really
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like
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science fiction
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And the name of the film the name of the film So
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let's let it there will be space
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space
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Piranha fantasy
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Eh
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[applause]
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[music] [applause]
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Why are you standing there, do something We are
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rushing straight to this planet,
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it’s our friend,
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we crashed, we didn’t crash, but we
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landed on an unfamiliar planet,
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here the radio is picking up Orphia
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and how is it will help
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I don’t know, maybe we’re close to our
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planet we need to find some I don’t know
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supplies tools to fix the ship
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[applause]
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open the spacesuit for a day,
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I can open ideas No, I hope the spacesuit [
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laughter] the
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size needs to be a helmet choose a cormorant
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[applause]
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[music]
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my zipper won’t fasten
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Well, okay, so take a breath
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[applause]
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Thank you, you’re fine,
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you’re the captain You only have sometimes
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[laughter] the
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first page of the war
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[applause]
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[music]
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Hey, it looks like it’s some kind of
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refrigerator packaging
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I love eating these, what is this if you
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burst, I’ll go, then I’ll
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quietly go look now,
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of course, you’ll find a bunch of [ __ ] even on an alien
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planet
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[applause]
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look at
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some pond Let’s take something, drinking
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water,
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I won’t go take off, let’s go
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and your experiment is
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just hands
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[music]
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the pond is drinking you
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We'll have to overcome it in any case
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to go further, exactly what we want
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Yes, it's me who's aerated, let
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's just run up and quickly run across so that
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[laughter]
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[music] you're
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running away, what to do
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[applause]
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You're a freak, you shot at a water piranha, I don't
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know how to help you I I don’t want them to
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eat me too Yes, I understand, I’m in a
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hurry to upset you This is not the whole leg,
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you no longer have fingers, leave me
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okay
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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left
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me, well, you asked, I’m your friend
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Andrey, come here Andrey
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[applause]
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[ music]
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realized that the most interesting thing Guys, no
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offense was to just look at Andrey
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separately, you just stood there
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all this time, you still didn’t understand what to
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do You were just doing this for yourself, he was
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just living
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[music]
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[applause]
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guys, do you remember what’s in this season
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we will have a new improvisation
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called 5 letters of course Did you know that
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right now both we and you can already
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play this game in the Tinkoff application
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And in addition to translations, in the application there is a
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city section in which you can buy
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plane tickets buy tickets for
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concert book a hotel or
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refuel at a gas station without leaving the
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car
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install the Tinkov application and
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pay for purchases in services with
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profitable cashback
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[music]
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Well, let's continue Andrey, the next
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improvisation we will play is
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called a loud quiz in this
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improvisation it will be you know such a
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fictional television quiz I
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I will be the host of this quiz Arseniy di
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Serezha there will be three participants this is a
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quiz so their task is very simple I
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will ask questions they must
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give the correct answer to the questions And how
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will I come up with a question You will
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help me You will tell me any
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word in general any word that comes to
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you in my head, my task as a presenter is
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to come up with some kind of question, the answer to
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which will be the very word that you
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came up with, but what will be the improvisation and
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difficulties firstly Arseny Dima and
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Seryozha will not hear anything, they will
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put on headphones they will need to somehow
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understand me sometimes understand each other
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and participate in the quiz to try
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to win And secondly, for it to be, well,
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just total improvisation, you
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need to come up with Who they are, some
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light images For example, Let's start with
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Arseny Look at Arseny and they suggested
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any name, any name that Anton is
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Typical
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I understand the scheme, look Find him, tell him
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any name
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Let it be
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as if you were made from a candle
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[applause]
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and you can generally put on headphones
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Andrey that we won’t hear anything,
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you’re playing
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Andrey Andrey
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stop now I’ll tell him what I’m
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often told look there You're old
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[applause]
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What needs to be done is nothing left but
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to start Andrey
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[music]
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[applause]
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night ladies and gentlemen it's exactly 4
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am This means that your favorite loud quiz is on the air
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[applause]
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which should answer questions
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Let's get to know them quickly
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participant number one
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[applause]
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participant number two oh-oh-oh God forbid I make a
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mistake
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perferi perferiper prefirie
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let's applaud
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Tell me exactly what your name is Hello
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What is your name My name is
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Very nice I'm not coming to you empty-
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handed My God
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how interesting How is it you so we went to a
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loud quiz and should have been at the Field of
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Miracles You made a mistake pavilions What
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squash did you bring
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take my word for it good
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[music] [applause]
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participant number three is Anton the brilliant
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name I think let's applaud Anton
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hello hello Sorry after all Antoshka Antoshka
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good Antoshka Well, to move on to the
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first question We need the first
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answers today Andrei Rozhko
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Andrei gives the first answer
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[applause]
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what they throw out into the street to tell fortunes
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about the groom
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[laughter]
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category of signs that they throw out into the
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street to
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find out where the groom will come from
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This is
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what to find out where blows
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your answer finger
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according to yours the young girls gather to
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begin by deciding which of the girls blows the
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finger who needs the groom the most because
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after cutting off the finger the groom is
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needed
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[applause]
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And he will come correctly
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This is the wrong answer It is wrong
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for you
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to play with me too you Click on the button
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the question
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has already been asked that they are thrown out into the street
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to find out where the groom will come from
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I understand you Gen you lack intonation
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what what what At this stage of the problem
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You are just repeating We are leaving for a
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small advertisement
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[applause]
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[applause]
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my pizza
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porphyria move away Just say felt boots and
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you win,
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it turns out
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Well, we are back after a little
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advertising, we have an amazing friendly
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atmosphere
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there, this Suluguni
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and three others
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went there Well, unfortunately, I
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have to do this, watch the
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new concert of the Ural dumplings on the STS channel,
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physical education, you have
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the wrong answer
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I I won’t do it again Please forgive me, but
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I fulfilled all the conditions
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Antoshka you pressed the button so say so
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first of all Antoshka I how
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much has happened a lot of things
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has happened Can I repeat the question again
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Tell me what they are throwing out on the street
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to see
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they are throwing it out according to your dear that is
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they are going to bar that what is cute and are waiting for the
00:29:14
second one where the second one fell with his head from there and he will
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come he fell like that and they change This is the
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wrong answer is coming Who is coming it
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is trumpeters the
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groom the groom that they throw out into the street
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to see
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that the groom is coming
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second
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Porfirians so
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late in the evening it didn’t
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work out This is the wrong answer
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Antoshka
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was first And now you answer felt boots
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[applause]
00:30:08
Well, what lies ahead of us is the final round
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and we are getting the final answer right now,
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well, let's try
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the solvent
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the question sounds like this What is the best way to
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remove an
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experienced person Porfiry knows exactly the
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answer to this question So with
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bleach the bleach
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of the best And the stains are better driver Yes,
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as if the answer of porphyria is more logical than
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our program implies But this is the
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wrong answer, unfortunately this is the
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wrong answer yes Pythagoras Pythagoras
00:30:52
Of course Because his pants are equal in all
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directions if he got dirty,
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changed his clothes and everything is not This is the wrong
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answerAlthough
00:31:04
this is a life hack What is the best way to remove
00:31:07
stains paint on your pants are you comfortable
00:31:11
will you order somehow
00:31:16
I’ll also start to get nervous now pants What’s the
00:31:19
best way to remove paint stains from
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pants pants the
00:31:25
question pants can’t be a question pants
00:31:28
I’m asking what’s the best way
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Yes Porfiry is a witch
00:31:44
what’s the
00:31:45
best way to remove stains from pants witches I I
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don’t know, you have to call money,
00:31:53
not to get the devil out of your pants, but to get out
00:31:58
just stains of paint and that’s it,
00:32:00
of course Porfiry, you’re already well 5 on paints,
00:32:04
what to get out, well, what to get out
00:32:17
in the shower, I don’t know with
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another paint This is the wrong answer, the
00:32:27
wrong answer, but why not with
00:32:30
washing powder is the correct answer Keep
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quiet, yes Antoshka ocher with scissors what
00:32:36
ocher What color to restore I didn’t
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ask the pants there can’t be a question
00:32:41
What color are the pants Major I honestly
00:32:49
won Antoshka You haven’t won yet there is
00:32:52
a question left Porfiry you know the answer
00:32:55
what is the best way to remove
00:33:00
paint stains from pants than this than to be
00:33:06
honest no but
00:33:09
this is my show These are my rules
00:33:15
here Because Hey Damn you see
00:33:18
these other pants
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Unfortunately the answer is one word This is the
00:33:25
wrong answer yes Antoshka
00:33:27
Can I answer the question with nothing But how How
00:33:35
can a mother remove stains from pants with
00:33:39
what With what mother than a stain remover such an
00:33:44
answer was already already this is the wrong answer
00:33:48
You just need to know how to remove stains from
00:33:51
pants of course paints are important paints
00:33:54
damn I have arrived
00:33:56
you have reached us a
00:33:58
new participant I will ask
00:34:01
the question only to you and you must give an answer I will
00:34:04
remind you that at stake Victory The better The
00:34:08
better best of all
00:34:13
best of all
00:34:15
best of all best of all get out get
00:34:21
out
00:34:27
What's the best way to get out get out
00:34:45
[applause]
00:34:54
[applause]
00:35:00
you stop
00:35:03
Well, gentlemen, here we are playing
00:35:07
open and right now I'm asking a question
00:35:10
What's the best way to get paint stains out of
00:35:14
pants? the word solvent
00:35:21
was the first
00:35:27
Show without headphones and still
00:35:31
loses Antoshka wins in the apartment
00:35:35
and we will see you in exactly a week
00:35:38
bye
00:35:42
[music]
00:35:45
[applause]
00:35:53
Andrey now there will be a game that you
00:35:54
will like very much Because you
00:35:57
will be with us on stage I will be with you
00:35:59
absolutely everything depends, the game is called
00:36:01
dolls Anton Help me unconditionally What
00:36:04
the improvisation will actually be, besides
00:36:05
the fact that you will simply come up with a
00:36:07
situation for us that we will act out
00:36:08
without preparation, you will also complicate it by the fact
00:36:11
that we cannot move ourselves, we will
00:36:13
only talk and you will
00:36:14
move us How you will want us to be
00:36:16
your dolls and if, for example, the doll
00:36:19
needs to raise its hand, you directly take it with your
00:36:20
hands, raise your hands,
00:36:23
make some gestures with these hands. If
00:36:26
you need, for example, to rotate the
00:36:28
doll’s head, you rotate it, you can look at your
00:36:30
feet, where I will go, and now the most
00:36:32
interesting part how the doll walks,
00:36:34
you take it and directly move your leg
00:36:39
and once again the voice control of the doll doesn’t work.
00:36:42
You can’t just
00:36:43
say come on, go already, in general, here on
00:36:45
stage they can talk only these
00:36:47
two
00:36:48
Anton dolls there you need to come up with a situation
00:36:51
You need to now remember your
00:36:55
hometown Yekaterinburg
00:37:00
there are a lot of factories there, right Andrey
00:37:05
And let's imagine that Anton and I are 2
00:37:08
people at the factory, we need to figure out who
00:37:11
they are and come up with some kind of problem at the
00:37:13
plant, that's what can happen there at the plant.
00:37:14
Let one of you be a
00:37:16
turner, a turner is good, and the second Tukaya,
00:37:19
you know who a turner is
00:37:21
of course the lathe is working and the
00:37:24
second
00:37:26
chief engineer of the plant is the chief engineer
00:37:28
there is such a problem
00:37:31
we need to turn the part it is not turned come
00:37:35
to us here too Start the game well done
00:37:39
[applause]
00:37:48
[music]
00:37:49
[applause]
00:37:54
Grishka greeted
00:38:18
[laughter]
00:38:23
head Grabbed everything look at the detail
00:38:26
look at Gennadyevich here is the detail now
00:38:28
I’ll show you now There she is
00:38:32
lying by the lathe now I’ll show you the part there
00:38:34
Grishka’s crazy intrigue I understand I understand
00:38:38
so this is the part Now we
00:38:43
pulled it out Well that’s yes I’m talented that’s yes
00:38:49
Look here I Grishka don’t
00:38:53
have to look I don’t have to touch it to the touch
00:38:55
Sometimes the light turns us off at the factory. Well, that’s why you’re the
00:38:57
boss
00:38:59
and the main one. That’s the right way to look. Yeah, that’s how it is
00:39:01
now, that’s how it is. Yeah, it
00:39:07
feels like a child was pulled out on a
00:39:10
machine about a part.
00:39:13
Why is this a defect?
00:39:17
Well, what’s this, I’ll redo everything now,
00:39:25
so hold on, thank you very much.
00:39:28
show me the drawing of the detail, now I’ll show you the
00:39:31
drawing, look at it. It seems to me that according to the drawing,
00:39:33
hold everything like that, yes, okay, right
00:39:37
now now, oh please, now this is the
00:39:41
drawing, right now we’ll tell you about it.
00:39:43
You see, the drawing details are one to one, but there are no
00:39:48
parts, a little smaller compared to the
00:39:50
drawing,
00:39:51
to be honest like a king, the power in my
00:39:56
hand
00:39:59
looks like Vasilyevich
00:40:01
And where did you put it, listen to me, I’m
00:40:06
grinding it out,
00:40:08
I’m the chief engineer, wherever I want it and
00:40:12
put it there Let me look at the drawing Look
00:40:14
at what let’s look at the devil Oh that’s
00:40:17
what I’m trying to do it so Gennadyevich
00:40:20
Vasilyevich the detail is not for you I like it I don’t
00:40:21
like it I’ll fix everything Let me correct the part there
00:40:24
a little bit
00:40:27
and you dropped it No It’s a new workpiece You
00:40:31
understand everything, you can’t change it
00:40:33
Gennadyevich Let’s fix the details in 4 hands You
00:40:35
talk less You installed it in
00:40:38
the machine I’m installing everything
00:40:40
I’m installing
00:40:41
oops
00:40:43
oops That’s it, I’m practically everything that you just
00:40:47
put it You now clamp it
00:40:49
like her brother with what kind of vice I can’t really
00:40:52
imagine a lathe Yes, it’s
00:40:54
in front of you, yeah
00:40:57
So what’s the mince going? That’s definitely
00:41:01
not the mince coming out of your head, here’s the
00:41:05
second one,
00:41:06
fixed, fixed, you
00:41:09
’ll turn on the machine I’m doing everything as you
00:41:11
say first
00:41:15
Spinning spinning
00:41:21
see the fingers and there are no more fingers left I
00:41:25
see
00:41:26
now we’ll have safety precautions
00:41:41
Yeah let’s go a little bit a little bit a
00:41:45
little bit
00:41:52
it went wrong yes I sawed off four phalanges I’m turning
00:41:57
off the first aid
00:42:01
kit I’m running I’m running for like a bird
00:42:05
I'm running Wow
00:42:09
[applause]
00:42:16
I'm here with a first aid kit Let's rewind the fingers from
00:42:19
just simply rewind and rewind the
00:42:22
second one cleanly and
00:42:25
rewind the head just in case, let
00:42:29
's probably tie your hands
00:42:31
correctly I'll tie your hands correctly otherwise you're too
00:42:34
smart Gennady Sevastyanovich and
00:42:37
now I'll call safety specialist
00:42:40
and he will remove you from your position And
00:42:43
I will become the chief engineer
00:42:47
hold it I will kill you
00:42:52
What do you want What do you want Grishka hold it
00:42:54
Look you see these are my salary requirements I
00:42:58
read Read Read carefully Read
00:43:01
carefully I can’t I see Like this
00:43:03
Read as much as you can see zeros Yes, don’t
00:43:06
work anymore, get paid, doesn’t
00:43:08
do anything Absolutely right and wait The
00:43:10
last path and this detail let them
00:43:12
put my [ __ ] in there
00:43:28
Thank you bows
00:43:33
[applause]
00:43:34
[music]
00:43:37
[applause]
00:43:43
So, what Andrey We have the
00:43:45
last format left, watch the whole
00:43:47
program today You came up with a task for us
00:43:49
You came up with some
00:43:51
restrictions of complexity for us sometimes
00:43:54
in the last format We want to tell
00:43:57
you everything, we’ll do this kind of
00:44:00
rap roasting
00:44:02
Well, that’s it Andrey, so you can just
00:44:05
start and the music will play and we’ll be
00:44:07
ready
00:44:15
[music ]
00:44:19
[applause]
00:44:22
[music]
00:44:23
Well, hello STS Cool channel, there is
00:44:27
still a guest who found Brezhnev
00:44:31
[applause]
00:44:35
Dear ladies, did you think he was a conqueror of women’s
00:44:37
hearts No, he’s really
00:44:39
creative, the word solvent
00:44:49
Hello ladies, I know the underside of the
00:44:52
humorous program, a
00:44:59
star came to us from Pelmeni
00:45:06
[applause ]
00:45:13
something I’m so in the sound diary
00:45:21
youth before mastering Tik Tok
00:45:24
Figure out how a lathe works
00:45:30
[applause]
00:45:35
[music]
00:45:48
[music]
00:45:55
[applause]
00:46:04
was Andrey
00:46:07
oh
00:46:11
ah-ah
00:46:13
[applause]
00:46:18
Andrey Andrey well We need some kind of
00:46:21
verdict Yes, because they said that
00:46:24
you are the one who makes the decision on STS Yes, that you are
00:46:27
in charge Are we really
00:46:28
improvising and Well, should this
00:46:31
continue Can we stay
00:46:35
on your channel if you say no, we’ll go
00:46:38
roam guys everything was
00:46:41
great, everything was the only thing I did
00:46:43
n’t like
00:46:46
they made an advertisement
00:46:52
[applause]
00:46:57
and Andrei's whole body we are starting
00:47:01
season 2
00:47:04
[applause]
00:47:10
[music] what is
00:47:16
he doing?

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