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dear friend Welcome back to the world of

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dungeons Chicken Kari in the first episode of

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our show you saw how the valiant

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heroes killed the evil sorcerer Philip and

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freed the beautiful virgin, but the

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sorcerer's raven witnessed what he had done.

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He informed the

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powerful mouth of the bgo gro

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ry El, the noble Sefirion and the vile

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halfling were resting in the shade of the trees and

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Uva victory and then the Sorcerer croaked Well

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why And I

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said this Because you are evil And I Eric

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penises was called to

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fight

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com

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and my father Baron Edward will generously

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reward you Yes VS what did you do Sefirion

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is to dishonor a virgin

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dwarf when I am near virginity is

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inevitable loss from your mother, ask

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what you said, what did you say, my mother is a

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virgin And your virgin and

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friends Well, you’re not the type to swear like two

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foxes Let’s celebrate our victory yours

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Now I’ll show you what the

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magic of the forest

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elves is capable of I want to make such a rare

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northern tincture so that please my

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friends well Elf Pelis Make a

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wisdom check but the difficulty will be very

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high because this drink is made

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according to a secret recipe in the only

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place far in

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the north

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success Friends, let's go cups

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quietly someone is sneaking towards us I'm

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entering

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stealth you can see you can

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see it can be seen Yes, you can be seen,

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everyone sees you,

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it’s not

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hidden, I’m Sefirion NR, then he dares

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to sneak up on me in the name of his lordship

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Lord Vlan, you are accused of

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murder, henchmen of Vlan, what are you

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doing in my lands has fallen now this is

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the land of his lordship And

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this is

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Frost, grab him, the halfling has disappeared look,

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he went into secrecy, we don’t see him,

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you can hide from us, you can hide from us, but you

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can’t hide from the wrath of Lord Vlan.

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will end New

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[applause]

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adventure

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Wow, I'm already sick of

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eating And at what point did it start

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to look like it's such an

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expensive [ __ ]

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show Let's clap in honor of the fact that

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Nikita Kukushkin

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Hurray I love this

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moment But we have Denis

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kukoyaka MC

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Kukushkina Well, a real normal

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guest Gary Kharlamov

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today Good evening

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Zdra never clapped for himself but [ __ ] off We

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will clap thank you thank you So the anti-

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viewing fund presents the fifth

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episode of the Chicken

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Kari dungeon how we clap a lot

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let's

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alodi

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Greetings to all of you

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dear evil Sorcerer Philip kidnapped a

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virgin from the village of NVA rarely when

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Philip T

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virgins, a group of heroes on a yacht, a

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nobleman, a Forest Elf, a priestess, a dwarf and a

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cunning halfling were able to penetrate

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Philip's tower and

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kill

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you. You were

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captured by the troops of Lord

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Vlan, a friend of the sorcerer Philip, you were

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arrested on charges of murder and

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sent to eternal hard labor in the

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Vogel coal mines at the foot of the mountain already 2 day

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you work here Introduce yourself as the hero

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Bean Boss we will start with you I am screen Leuven

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Hart the son of Baron Edward the ruler of RN

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Wald to earn the respect of his father I

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accomplished a feat and defeated an evil sorcerer

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But my lands suffered even more and were

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captured by our old enemy Lord Vlon to

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recapture his home for first, I have to

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escape from this damned place, what am I

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going to do, welcome to the

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game, I'm Lina Elf named dog, not a penis,

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dog, I'm a radical ecologist Yes, the vile potions of the

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sorcerer Philip now no longer

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disturb our forest, but at the same time I feel

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that my home is my forest in danger and I

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have to make sure that you don’t become As

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they say, run away with you,

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firstly and secondly, I have my

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Companion, the pet rat Lara, and now she’s

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not there, well, like, she’s at a rehearsal at the Google

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center, I

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understand correctly, so that’s all rat rat can

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carry out any of my orders and in

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general I want to thank Iota Arena for

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kindly providing this

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wonderful back room from the screen Thank you

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huge Arena Applause for them another

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Applause I'm a forest gnome named

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kunka I'm not

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just an hour before the start we were asked to

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come up with

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names manually gnome what kind of gnome are you? No, I'm a

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small Forest gnome and a river gnome I

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never said not tame not a river gnome

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but I'm a small gnome

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Assassin gnome please I've just never

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heard of river gnomes are bony I

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heard you concentrate on what on the fact

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that I'm dangerous Assassin I kill everything,

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uh, everything in general Yes, and it seems to me, but

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inside our time,

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in general, one night I was walking and

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I was attacked by a pack of wolves of guys on the river

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gnomes river wolf river Wolf That's it,

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when I thought that I would die I was saved by

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you know who Elf Lias Lias Lias Lias It was

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me, I thought that I would die Well, he

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saved me and then he was imprisoned and I realized

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that I owe you my life, but Thea yes, but

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you were imprisoned and I came up with a clear plan, I

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committed public bestiality so that

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I would be arrested and I went to penal servitude

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to Lios and saved him there That’s

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my plan

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applause

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you slept dude ball a goat to go

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to prison with a friend this is worthy of respect I

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think Welcome to the game ku

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cognac

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Thank you ku cognac cognac Garik Well,

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your character remains dadada Me name is

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urs ta uki ta 28 that it’s like Nika

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from

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Contra I’m going to another catalo Well,

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practically I don’t have milk Bear Alya

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bear People Yes, I’m half human half

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Bear I’m Baron Edward’s advisor by

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nature his faithful friend I raised his

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son

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sphincter his this the man

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raised me so we look alike Yes,

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even under his clothes and instilled in him a love for the

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virgin forest I love the virgin forest

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virgin forest But when I walk there he

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ceases to be a virgin I agree Previously,

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I could freely turn into a

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human bear, but I was poisoned by the potions of the sorcerer

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Philip, who was the one who he flooded

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the forest and got stuck in this borderline

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state. When in our land in Torx the

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Lord in the last, he ordered all the inhabitants to swear

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allegiance to him. I refused. And I

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was sent to eternal hard labor along with

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you. It turns out that all four of us are in

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prison and the same thing awaits you because

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you are in Russia

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Applause Welcome to the game

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ursta kita 28 bear Lyudmila full

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name heroes

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your mission today Escape from camp

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Vogel forest because you are an experienced tracker

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in these days you sketched out a diagram of the camp on a small

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piece of parchment

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from the very beginning you mined coal

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in the mines and punched explosives tunnels

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But today something strange happened,

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the head of the camp ordered the guards of the Mine

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not to let anyone in and the prisoners to build a

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fortification right at the entrance

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right across the Lat of

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them shu the main yard where you are is occupied by

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most of the camp Dusty

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heating here they are all littered with

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heavy stones and boulders here Moons

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everywhere of them prisoners are building fortifications

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two guards are standing in front of the entrance to the Mines

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with fear looking back looking

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back there patrols are walking around the yard and on the

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towers along the perimeter there are crossbowmen standing

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here oh the fans are

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standing how funny is this

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We are carrying here the Moons here Yes so What are

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you are you doing? Well, okay, I went to the

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shower. Well, because all day long We carry

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the Moon, I have the right, I help as soon as you

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throw the boulder, one of the prisoners comes up

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to you, this is a little gnome. What are you

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thinking, I’m thinking about going to the

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shower? What are you doing now? The soldiers will come to us

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everyone is fed up, are you on the poles or what do you want?

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What’s not allowed? It’s forbidden or something during

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work, no, but when lunch is over there,

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look at the poles over there, you see a

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guy hanging there, they chained him there, so

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he also wanted to take a shower. What the hell do you

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know? here so I've been here for 2 years it's you

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here for 2

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days if you're alone you're going to shower us all with

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Let's take the boulder drag it further

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Okay it will be Soon lunch there at lunch we'll have a

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normal conversation Lunch

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will be Du lunch where we have it But the

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Kitchen Okay good Elf And what do you even

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hear? You haven’t tried to get the [ __ ] out of here in

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2 years, of course you tried dodi, it’s impossible

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Look over there in the south The tower sticks out

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so big, it’s blocking everything here with

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magic. It doesn’t work here either guys,

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wait, I can’t wait uh Elf, well, I’m

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new here. Can I ask a question? Yeah, here is the

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kitchen shower Barack Medical unit and the main exit

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And where where do they poop what where do they poop the

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bushes around the perimeter are like that I mean

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Kaya is everywhere here Look around I can climb

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into a juniper bush Yes of course and

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poop Yes but not now at lunch

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How do I mean and here everyone poops at lunch, it’s

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either lunch or they poop, you don’t understand, one

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of the guards became interested in your

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conversation, Oops, he looked in your

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direction, uh, and we’re talking loudly, and we’re talking

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loudly Hello, we’re not working We

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’re working, working Here, take what to get a

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balloon

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[music]

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glom Are you kidding or something, a

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fig And your hearing is bad

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Well, let me come up and give you

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a hint And I’ll tell you

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that the soldier is starting to walk towards you, I’m

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distracting him

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guys, do something, we’re doing everything

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well, move away from

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us, please do a persuasion check

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Charisma Give me a die

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modifier nya ri

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mi type not charismatic mouth I’m not

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very soldier turns his gaze to

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you Okay, take the Moon in your hands and

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work The guard leaves and the gnome tells

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you there are monsters in the Mines the guards are

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afraid to wake him up ahead of time before the

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scorpions have been collected Those big

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crossbows when they are ready,

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the guards will lure the monster inside the

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mount and

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shoot him lure the

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stones on the pillars, look. One has already

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been put there, three more are left, in short, we are

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building a stone wall here on the pillars,

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people, the evil guy comes out of here, people

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start to eat, they kill him with a crossbow.

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We are behind the stones. It seems so Dear siste

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please bring in a gold coin Bean

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boss for

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his quick wits Yes, you are a cute

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gnome he told you himself he didn’t do anything

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10,000 rubles Katam for the fact that I found a [ __ ]

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piece of paper why do we even need him this

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beast there is a passage through the cave we

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can get the [ __ ] out of here while he sleeps we don’t

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we can [ __ ] we need to give the guards kill I

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have to remind you You have the

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ability to talk with animals I can

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talk with animals guys That is,

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you can talk to yourself

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No, this is an animal inside I can mess with it,

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you hear Elf And this is an animal

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inside Well they said that it looks

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so elongated and big, it looks like a

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turtle Well, maybe I should go about Yes, which one are you

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going to go to? Where are you? There's a guard of

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two people there, a dwarf, and you don't know

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this dome, which is some kind of

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Crystal here, it blocks magic in the

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camp and in the cave he operates Well, yes, this is

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5G Tower you are a gnome Tower of five g five magicians

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g their last name begins with g

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maybe Distract these two guards and I

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'll run away with this dude for now, that's all I'm

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for So let's distracted

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Distract What are you doing

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undress belt you are a

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gnome oh make love with a

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goat there is a goat Give the goat Give the goat

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we need a goat You only have a rat

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I It turns out that you take a rat and

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say guys reputation knows that

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reputation I will return to the forest later

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everyone knows that with a goat there is

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no reputation anymore Well, yes, a goat is a big white

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beautiful one, it gives milk, what does a rat

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do, a rat shits on its name, Chachka Lara,

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okay, okay, let's get the rat to

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distract, it's easy and that's all there is, a

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condom, what a vecto, what a [ __ ] prez, paper,

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just paper will do, She's

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like a

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condom, I'm going in from the left edge

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I choose a stone that seems to be

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not very big but overall weighty and I

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accidentally drop it on my foot and

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screams

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Help, I dropped a stone on my foot

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please check your charisma it’s a scam

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Why did you do it now to distract the

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guard when I’m scrubbing the roof I don’t I can

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understand now he is now he ki ka then you

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will start Soti Wait, set aside time

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for

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foreplay Please do a hundred

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charisma check there is a second of foreplay I have a

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memory of 3

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seconds plus a charisma modifier

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n the guards believed in your trick and

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is heading towards you

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great I tell the rat dear Lara Yeah we

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must escape from here But in order for

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us to escape from here you must become the

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mistress of the river

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gnomes only the bear Love understands I

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say she says Do

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n’t I say I must she says okay that’s all

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Everything will be fine and come back alive

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she squeaks again what she says She

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says it will be it hurts, but for the sake of

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saving you, I’m ready Oh, how golden the

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words are. I’m giving Larisa to the river gnome so that

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he can distract the second one. At this moment, a soldier

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approaches the

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sphincteritis. Yes,

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please look at what’s wrong with the leg. So the three of you

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are addressing you heroes, drag him to Revenge

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Oh, sorry, and the rat I didn’t have to

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say that Well, wait, I’m already ready. I

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suggest that you start killing the

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rat anyway. Hey dog, take it to him and you two

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will make sure that they return later. I

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take the sphincter and bring it to the Medical Unit. And

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I’m so pleased with the hug of the bear, Lyuda, I

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immediately remember those years when he

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cultivate I, too, yes I heard it was the case

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By the way, I kind of swallowed this word Well,

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yes, someone

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that you are approaching the part is a closed

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white tent with fabric instead of a door inside there

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are field beds Soldiers are distributing

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buckwheat, they are poison with curtains in the tent there

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are also glass cabinets with bandages and

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with potions, the nurse bent over the table

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with alchemical flasks Lis a strange

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feeling Yes, I feel something in this

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place, the magic is returning to you,

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those

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also work

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5G this is nurse

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Bonya you continue to watch perhaps

00:19:06

the best show on the Internet And meanwhile,

00:19:09

somewhere in the dense forests there is a vile

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halfling Eric stumbled upon an unprecedented

00:19:17

artifact What is it there Brett in the

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it's a magic tablet with the

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Eevee app But what do I know about this

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just lie around in a virgin

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[music]

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forest, it’s an ambush, the murderer saw through me, who are

00:20:53

you, I’m a dwarf I'll drop out of the tray

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plot cliffhanger

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Oh how this story ends, we'll find out

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in the next issues it's time to return to the

00:21:10

Vogel Mines now Yes, I feel something in

00:21:14

this place the magic is coming back to you oh urs

00:21:18

to you too oh there it doesn't work

00:21:22

5G is nurse Bonya I can I turn on

00:21:27

my

00:21:29

pathfinder some kind of instinct I have a

00:21:32

type I can smell please do a

00:21:34

check for wisdom and attentiveness

00:21:36

pathfinder instinct with advantage the

00:21:38

greatest value of them we combed two for the fact

00:21:41

that you are an Elf 19 Well, how would I know everything

00:21:46

Fox right under yours with her feet there is a

00:21:49

real magical pentagram

00:21:52

blocking the magic of the tower g and it is

00:21:57

unusual, made by a

00:21:59

necromancer God and also You notice a

00:22:02

secret cabinet behind the girl’s back,

00:22:04

we need to find out that she is adjusting

00:22:06

her black

00:22:12

crows in it

00:22:13

like this Who has what hurts, my leg hurts

00:22:18

Well, show me she says I’m examining you

00:22:21

I’m a doctor Don’t be

00:22:24

afraid what a pretty interesting leg

00:22:27

the stone fell

00:22:29

strangely but there seems to be no

00:22:31

damage to you look

00:22:34

Bend over You can look around Look

00:22:39

I’m not telling my rat at this moment

00:22:41

Lara but you’re not having intercourse yet honey

00:22:45

look what’s in this secret closet

00:22:48

I said, I crawled right right

00:22:50

inside, the rat made a squeak in response and

00:22:54

ran while the nurse is

00:22:57

busy sniffing the leg. Yes, I can

00:23:01

make a faint smell of skunk, just this

00:23:04

will prove that the leg has already begun

00:23:07

to rot, rot, let her do it,

00:23:09

while we look at what’s behind her. she

00:23:12

bends over and we'll see what the

00:23:14

rat will say in the drawers, her paw is thinking just

00:23:18

like that, the rat is going to do it. Yes Ursa,

00:23:21

please make a wisdom check, you

00:23:24

dm with a cube and add

00:23:26

the modifier de wisdom 11 the girl

00:23:31

began to look around and try to

00:23:32

understand where the smell was coming from

00:23:34

unknown Well done, the smell of the taste of fart

00:23:38

is such a magic of mine She looks at

00:23:41

you Us this Smells from you This is what she

00:23:44

tells me Yes, she tells you urs this

00:23:47

smells of you No, of course from his leg God,

00:23:49

you seem so disgusting Oh

00:23:51

my God it’s as if skunk she can

00:23:53

check you too And check me I’m not a veterinarian

00:23:57

not a veterinarian at Rolo That’s

00:23:59

right Then I have no more ideas But

00:24:03

you managed to distinguish the nurse and the rat

00:24:05

quietly entered the box she’s already running

00:24:08

back with something in her teeth I’m trying

00:24:10

to distract her how I can only say,

00:24:12

my sweet chicken, you’ve been working here for a long time,

00:24:13

listen, you guys clearly

00:24:15

want something, but I don’t understand why you

00:24:17

came here without any illnesses,

00:24:19

you don’t have any injuries, let’s get down to

00:24:21

business. What do we want to find out from her? I

00:24:22

have an idea come on, maybe we’re just

00:24:25

her

00:24:26

VDM, what are we, why are we suffering, I’m huge, she’s a

00:24:31

defenseless

00:24:32

woman, what do you want, what do you need, what kind of

00:24:36

skus is on urs, and meanwhile you hear the

00:24:40

footsteps of some man dressed in armor,

00:24:42

his sword knocks at his side and a shadow rises up

00:24:45

tent, he is clearly heading towards you in the

00:24:48

Medical Unit, you go to the entrance

00:24:55

like this Sword and throw it to me, I’m going to the

00:24:59

entrance so that with a sword what kind of me throw

00:25:02

please up to the cube for checking the

00:25:05

stealth of the cavity 20 suck the sword

00:25:09

critical

00:25:11

luck this is for beginners lucky as if you are

00:25:14

invisible you dissolve in this in

00:25:17

the tent, the nurse doesn’t see or hear

00:25:19

you, she literally forgets about your

00:25:21

presence, take into account what you didn’t

00:25:23

say, she was constantly distracted by two

00:25:26

others Ise

00:25:32

ocher until you see until she

00:25:35

sees you, the rat brings you some

00:25:37

object that you can’t distinguish

00:25:39

because at the same moment a

00:25:40

stately tall man enters the room

00:25:42

with the phrase for I have half an hour,

00:25:46

come here he stammers and looks at you

00:25:50

for looks at

00:25:52

[ __ ]

00:25:55

these are thieves I stay I you Troy I am

00:26:01

addressing you I want to see wait I

00:26:04

I you I I’m hinting to you, we’re a sword to me, we’re

00:26:08

saying we’re very sick, lita We’re very

00:26:10

sick, dear dear swordsman We’re

00:26:13

very sick in a man, you recognize

00:26:15

the head of the camp, [ __ ], let me tell him, I

00:26:17

told you incomprehensibly, Bring all three of you out for it,

00:26:22

and he

00:26:24

’ll listen. Exactly. Let’s leave. He can’t

00:26:26

see. Yes. let's go, the three of us, we're all leaving,

00:26:29

I have a plan, you'll leave, I'll see what

00:26:31

they're doing and they'll rather

00:26:34

copulate, I'll have incriminating evidence on what

00:26:36

it's called when

00:26:38

people work at work. Office romance.

00:26:40

Office romance. Incriminating evidence and [ __ ] them

00:26:44

goodbye before leaving. he immediately

00:26:46

hits you in the face Please write down two

00:26:49

damages For what For the blow

00:26:52

what are you worth for Let's go guys get the hell out of here I

00:26:56

told you we're leaving we're leaving we're going we're

00:26:59

all leaving Okay you're leaving kukan Yaka

00:27:02

Yes you in the meantime Well,

00:27:04

no one hid you doesn’t see Wow, the man slowly

00:27:07

approaches the dawn and hugs her by the waist,

00:27:08

pulling her to her, the girl doesn’t

00:27:10

resist and looks into his

00:27:11

eyes intently, well, how’s your shift? I’ve been thinking about

00:27:16

you all this time, a couple of foreplays,

00:27:19

you can take off this amulet today, I can

00:27:21

rewind it a little

00:27:25

forward Let's assume that VD

00:27:30

they find themselves completely naked on

00:27:32

one of the beds, the amulet of the head of security

00:27:34

lies nearby, I went to steal the

00:27:38

amulet, wait, I'm on tiptoe, I'm going out like that,

00:27:42

and Well, where from where from this shadow? I'm in the shadow

00:27:47

a hundred and ignoring the erection, I'm going to the amulet,

00:27:51

please throw secrecy in terms of

00:27:53

agility advantage you need to

00:27:56

dock the second die and we will take the

00:27:59

highest result from them

00:28:01

Let's 18 excellent normal plus the

00:28:05

agility modifier 21 in total it

00:28:08

turns out excellent You

00:28:10

can quickly and secretly simultaneously

00:28:13

approach the amut and take possession of it It's in your

00:28:16

hands I'll take it Ale nakha needs it just

00:28:19

need to understand it's round and quite large

00:28:22

on a chain on the NM there are strange logical symbols

00:28:25

I can ask the guard what he knows about these

00:28:27

symbols

00:28:29

Yes you can do it not just

00:28:31

wait wait Well not just well not just like that not

00:28:33

just like that I have a

00:28:34

special skill I have voice

00:28:37

of a whisper I can use magic I

00:28:39

have one I can whisper What do these

00:28:43

druid inscriptions mean so that during intercourse he

00:28:46

shouts out that this is Ursa I will remind you are a

00:28:48

druid I am a druid and you are a druid I am a druid I have

00:28:51

a tower of wives to know Yes druid inscriptions he

00:28:53

knows druid inscriptions just Bring

00:28:55

We don’t risk anything I’ll just whisper it He

00:29:00

doesn’t know anything so why

00:29:02

please can I leave while the above

00:29:05

is working here I want to use my skill

00:29:06

because she’s my skill this skill

00:29:08

only works when 5 doesn’t work I’m leaving

00:29:10

Well I can while I’m leaving so that she whispers

00:29:14

Kukushkin’s voice, it’s

00:29:16

cursed, so that the voice just go away and [ __ ]

00:29:20

your

00:29:21

mother, he’s throwing up until the day he’s doing [ __ ]

00:29:24

Thank you for coming So you’re talking

00:29:26

about a spell, a

00:29:29

spell called Minor Illusion, you create

00:29:31

any sound or small image of an object

00:29:33

that exists until this minute so that he

00:29:36

can hear her voice Well I can

00:29:39

make her say that you are worse than

00:29:42

Sfirion.

00:29:44

Be kind, please check your

00:29:46

charisma, this is a deception,

00:29:50

ate

00:29:52

10p modika of your Hariri,

00:29:57

that’s enough, then I’m ready to give a coin for No,

00:30:00

difficulty 12 is not enough, you want to

00:30:02

convince her so that she, like, then

00:30:04

dreams of sleeping with him because he's

00:30:06

the best at sex or what I just

00:30:08

wanted to do something I don't know why Can

00:30:09

I leave

00:30:11

o We're back to where we started you've

00:30:14

already taken action the head of security

00:30:16

will notice you and your

00:30:17

silhouette I'll give you the coin Okay well

00:30:22

it would be a charity coin

00:30:24

Dear Seesa Please

00:30:26

collect the ru coin from the children according to your will

00:30:32

Because you wanted to say that someone is

00:30:34

worse than me, this is already clear Well, how did I

00:30:37

know that it was 10 rubles of some children,

00:30:39

how did I

00:30:40

know, no one is

00:30:43

looking,

00:30:45

throwing the

00:30:49

know perfectly, throw

00:30:54

take out the other one Wow Pauly Well, at least as

00:30:59

soon as you hide behind the fabric door

00:31:01

someone shouts at you to stand and run away

00:31:06

someone VP in the tent starts to get dressed

00:31:08

What are you guys doing I’m running away very

00:31:10

quickly I’m running away straight What are you doing with

00:31:11

the amulet I’m carefully handing it over to me share

00:31:14

bear

00:31:15

Lyubo No, you're a bear Lyud So you're a

00:31:26

honey lover,

00:31:31

I had a tactic for this, you didn't have to

00:31:34

check it, but thank you For the twenty, that's the

00:31:36

same talk, why, but you very

00:31:38

carefully hand over this amulet, no one

00:31:40

noticed it That's great, and you were afraid, you

00:31:43

judged me, that's a great amulet, it turns out

00:31:46

in your hands no one sees this

00:31:47

kukan Yaka What do you do next The 5G tower is

00:31:50

no longer working, working Well, then I’m

00:31:53

running towards the soul urs in your paws

00:31:57

turns out to be a T on which the

00:32:00

words on, dot, off,

00:32:04

dot, and the other arrow are now pointing

00:32:07

to the position in cl this is a shutdown of the

00:32:11

crystal, I'm sure I want to turn this

00:32:14

to the position in the howl urs, I have to

00:32:17

tell you that if you lower the

00:32:19

dome right now, then probably all

00:32:24

the guards I

00:32:26

have are just like a bear, I walk

00:32:29

everywhere Well, you have fur, but I

00:32:32

can’t wool, put something in, it

00:32:33

will fall, but I can put it in the

00:32:37

anus. I even Since we have a transmission vector

00:32:41

today, it’s like I’m a Bear,

00:32:43

my anus is quite wide. Well, by the way, and I

00:32:46

won’t really notice how it’s actually

00:32:48

smeared with honey there I hide the amulet in my anus and a

00:32:54

crossbow falls out now let's make an

00:32:56

agility check with advantage, come on, five and

00:33:02

now one more die because this is a

00:33:03

check with advantage, you have a

00:33:05

really big anus Thank you 19 19

00:33:09

is fine

00:33:12

Everything Estimate the bolt, how could we all

00:33:15

hide there Think about it, you put it in.

00:33:19

I ask my rat Larisa to show that

00:33:22

Lara Larisa Lara that she has what is in her

00:33:24

mouth, she just now came running to

00:33:25

me that she didn’t bring there a small

00:33:28

package in which there are medical needles,

00:33:30

paralytic poison and one gold coin,

00:33:33

dear sist. Bring the gold coin

00:33:38

please there is a ringing sound one of the soldiers

00:33:41

on the tower rings the bell the blows announce the

00:33:43

start of lunch for the prisoners everyone

00:33:45

instantly throws stones pickaxes and wheelbarrows

00:33:47

halfway heading as quickly as possible

00:33:49

to the kitchen Listen and maybe bye Everyone at

00:33:51

lunch we run to this dude to this

00:33:54

animal and that's how we'll do it Yes, that's all for now

00:33:58

Well, to be honest, I'd like to give it something to drink, everyone will gather there

00:34:01

and you can collect rumors. The head of

00:34:03

security runs out of the room and

00:34:06

rushes towards

00:34:09

Barack

00:34:11

[music]

00:34:13

Obama Where are you

00:34:15

hiding

00:34:18

I'm just there I pressed I ran

00:34:22

Nava Polevaya zhi a

00:34:28

tray under which a well-fed cook is lazily

00:34:30

pouring gruel into bowls; a line of

00:34:33

prisoners lined up towards him; two

00:34:35

guards nearby are making sure that there is

00:34:37

no fight between the prisoners;

00:34:40

while you were walking in the direction of the kitchen,

00:34:42

you were caught up by an angry chief of security.

00:34:45

Who was running out of the unit? I say that dude

00:34:48

here the guy was running he ran into the mine

00:34:51

that in the mine he saw someone in the mine

00:34:56

this is

00:34:58

he in the mine already tall low What does he

00:35:01

look like of average height normal

00:35:04

build light hair

00:35:07

[laughter]

00:35:09

Russian

00:35:11

people

00:35:12

deception Charisma Do D easy

00:35:17

please

00:35:23

reflection to the

00:35:26

soldiers you are lying in the kitchen and the marten

00:35:31

is Much closer to the kitchen than you in the

00:35:35

queue I come to the end of the line And I

00:35:37

push him like this so that the line seems to

00:35:40

form like dominoes and a fight breaks out

00:35:42

I distract all the pigs test of

00:35:47

strength excellent critical

00:35:51

luck people Domino fell

00:35:56

for each other and find out who started all this the

00:35:59

porridge in front of the kitchen

00:36:00

turns into a chaotic massacre. What are

00:36:03

you doing?

00:36:07

Let's press it, he can

00:36:09

open the coupon now. One of the dwarves

00:36:11

runs up to you and grabs your hand.

00:36:13

Let's go, let's go quickly, and who are you? I'm a

00:36:17

dwarf, can't

00:36:19

it be seen? It's the first time I've just seen a

00:36:23

dwarf. My name is Var Let's go quickly, I'm coming,

00:36:26

you're going alone I'm talking guys, I'm coming after you, the

00:36:29

type is savvy,

00:36:30

they're not needed, let's go, he did my license, he has a

00:36:33

certificate for injury no no no no no no no no

00:36:35

no leave it here What do you want from

00:36:37

me we need to run away as soon as possible

00:36:39

from here we also want to escape Say the

00:36:41

code word

00:36:44

What okay let's go lead

00:36:46

you

00:36:50

run through believe Barakov he opens it and the

00:36:53

heavy smell of human sweat and dirt

00:36:55

hangs in this room two furious

00:36:57

bunks are located on the left and right

00:36:58

side of the Barracks on the opposite side

00:37:00

behind a makeshift curtain there is an entrance to the

00:37:02

washrooms he takes you there I go with

00:37:05

him in the washroom I will

00:37:07

be raped in the washroom for prisoners

00:37:10

there are several buckets with brushes on

00:37:12

long sticks the light comes here only

00:37:14

through small dim windows three dwarves

00:37:17

are here and they seemed to be waiting for

00:37:20

you Well hello pig Rion Great tramps

00:37:23

what

00:37:24

they wanted Listen, do you remember a woman in the yard

00:37:29

fake named LD remember your mother

00:37:33

what And you are a joker and what she

00:37:37

told you you dishonored our sister with

00:37:40

your fist modest Revenge

00:37:43

ilda I hope you remember this name

00:37:46

when you go to the next world [ __ ] and he

00:37:49

immediately hits you

00:37:52

little he hits you and causes

00:37:55

damage with a sharpening I

00:37:57

scream Well, you bastard answer me [ __ ] and

00:37:59

Running away to my

00:38:02

friends and I run towards

00:38:06

the pillars and notice the guards and say

00:38:11

help The dwarves attacked me, they are also

00:38:14

preparing And I wanted to report to you, they

00:38:16

wanted to

00:38:18

kill me that you he applauds Preda Everyone

00:38:21

be rats for now please

00:38:24

persuasion Charisma

00:38:26

easy

00:38:28

1 best like yours the soldier looks in

00:38:31

your direction pulls out a short Sword and

00:38:33

seems to stand up for your defense I go behind

00:38:35

their back I tell them they have grass

00:38:39

there the guard says But here that means we

00:38:43

have three more candidates for the

00:38:47

pillar, one of the dwarves is swearing in dwarven

00:38:50

language, clearly in your direction snn I did your

00:38:53

girlfriend like this,

00:38:55

smdo Sweet brawl, I notice that

00:38:59

my friends are running into the warehouse and I calmly

00:39:02

tell the guards I’m going to lunch and on foot

00:39:05

carefully. we are walking along the western side

00:39:07

Yes, so I walk to the kitchen and also follow in

00:39:11

their footsteps I go to the warehouse while everyone is having a great

00:39:13

fight you manage to approach the warehouse

00:39:16

unnoticed it is a hastily put together

00:39:18

barn made of rough boards at the entrance there is

00:39:20

one guard Oh I am

00:39:22

intimidated schmuck if you are a [ __ ] now you won’t

00:39:25

leave

00:39:27

Yes, I’ll find you everywhere [ __ ] Here even

00:39:29

I’m scared, please throw

00:39:32

charisma 16

00:39:35

excellent In catfish

00:39:38

18 a man shrinks into a building moves to the

00:39:42

side flows down the wall but

00:39:45

at least tell me that I’ve been standing here all this time

00:39:48

Okay, go to the kitchen there’s a fight there he departs

00:39:51

excellent run warehouse inside the warehouse boxes are

00:39:53

chaotically located illuminated by a

00:39:56

series of small windows along the ceiling on

00:39:59

the wall there is a sign with a line crossed out by

00:40:00

flames there is a small window there is right under the

00:40:02

roof two guards are sleeping on the

00:40:04

boxes in full cupid I have if the target

00:40:07

does not see me I can attack it and

00:40:09

hit it additional damage take

00:40:10

the needles and go

00:40:12

poisoned check I won’t require you to

00:40:14

check since they are sleeping you can easily

00:40:16

prick them you can do it And with one

00:40:18

needle they don’t even wake up from you I

00:40:20

can’t one lick they are all paralyzed

00:40:24

they sleep with one needle two one needle

00:40:26

two not hygiene urs, you immediately

00:40:28

find a detonator with a cord, it

00:40:30

is not in a closed box, it is Dynamite, a

00:40:33

big long one. The cord comes from the

00:40:36

detonator itself, it is attached to it, it can be

00:40:38

used to explode

00:40:40

dynamite, which you find in another

00:40:42

box along with gunpowder. Uh-huh, among

00:40:45

other things, there are pickaxes lying around here shovels

00:40:48

Wheelbarrows and other working tools for

00:40:50

excavations in the mine I need to

00:40:52

hide everything in the anus And in my head

00:40:54

in my head Such a Bald

00:40:56

guy

00:40:59

stuffs it into the anus more reliably, it will be

00:41:03

hard for me to walk but but I I wasn’t going to

00:41:06

run away, the main thing is not to sneeze So

00:41:08

wait We we have to pick up exactly

00:41:10

Dynamite with this thing to blow up

00:41:14

then this crap In short, I have

00:41:16

the opportunity As they say pathfinder or

00:41:18

pathfinder, it’s like I’m starting and what

00:41:21

else is there in these boxes e please be

00:41:23

careful, look what I find on

00:41:25

14 something in the boxes you find weapons and

00:41:29

two gold coins, dear sisté,

00:41:32

bring in two gold coins

00:41:37

please weapons Let's take a weapon

00:41:40

long sword - This is my topic, my crossbow

00:41:42

because I shoot well, I take a sword and

00:41:45

Take me

00:41:47

a Dirk I'll take you something

00:41:49

heavier, you'll be a piece of bread to cut them off I

00:41:51

suggest stripping the warehouse and hiding

00:41:54

behind the hospital because there Baht Mom don’t

00:41:56

worry yes I’m putting a little dynamite in the

00:41:58

anus and uh how many will fit correctly and the

00:42:03

kickfords Cord too And take

00:42:06

one pickaxe Trigger a pickaxe and a pickaxe take a pickaxe to get

00:42:10

it out of there

00:42:11

guys I’m afraid that Then I won’t

00:42:14

find

00:42:15

the necklace among all these items, a new

00:42:18

plan, another small one, maybe a small

00:42:20

plan before we get started, how [ __ ] up are you?

00:42:22

Yes, come on, of course, if the nuance and we

00:42:25

Toda can put the nuance there, we can

00:42:27

put a lot of dynamite, you know

00:42:29

how rockets and firecrackers work Well that is, at

00:42:31

some point, first the cravings will appear. We

00:42:33

can take him by the legs and remove him,

00:42:36

touch the necklace, remove the dome, set fire to him

00:42:38

and hold on to his legs, fly out first

00:42:41

then let go of his legs. Well, of course he is there,

00:42:43

so we will burn under this nozzle and it

00:42:45

will tear me apart, well, it will tear you apart Yes we're all

00:42:47

going to die [ __ ] plan you're like this

00:42:50

one you're ready to [ __ ] everyone up to

00:42:52

save class Well that's what you want Well we

00:42:54

'll be free Well we're so close to us

00:42:57

[laughter]

00:42:58

I'm just thinking about you know what

00:43:01

if there was Kukushkin he would also eat the

00:43:03

rat first then he suggested to live an ass and

00:43:06

blow up

00:43:10

a person, in fact, Kukushkin has

00:43:12

no rehearsal, he just realized that you do

00:43:14

n’t appreciate good plans. Let’s

00:43:16

dismantle the warehouse already, yes, since we have

00:43:18

people today, should we destroy the warehouse or

00:43:20

[applause]

00:43:23

no? Let’s call these

00:43:25

guards just Hey, go here and eat And

00:43:28

so that you kill them Yes, look, let's do that

00:43:30

too, then it's also good Come on then Let's

00:43:32

call all the guards Let's call all the guards, get ready with dynamism

00:43:34

The guards are here naked nurse You're

00:43:38

mining the warehouse Yes, we're mining the warehouse

00:43:40

okay where are you taking the detonator to

00:43:42

the hospital behind the hospital dadada we we're pulling

00:43:45

it to the hospital Let's carry the Cord

00:43:47

Because you're secretive Yes, I'm carrying the Cord I'm

00:43:49

putting it right next to the warehouse

00:43:51

stealth check stealth check

00:43:53

stealth check and 16 16 Excellent Yes and agility

00:43:57

p

00:43:59

31 Kukan Yaka secretly lays the wire

00:44:02

and hides the detonator in the bushes behind the hospital

00:44:05

What the rest are doing We're hiding behind

00:44:07

Barak And I go to the headquarters to call the guards I

00:44:10

run up to the guards I say and I found him

00:44:13

I found the man who stirred up a riot the

00:44:17

head of the security of six guards

00:44:20

turn in your direction where he leads in the

00:44:23

warehouse throw the conviction of charisma far

00:44:28

[applause]

00:44:31

20 critical luck of hell because that I

00:44:35

can convince The soldiers run to the warehouse and

00:44:38

disappear behind the barracks In general, the guards

00:44:40

there are all like You find out that

00:44:42

the guards are there because I see them,

00:44:43

they ran No, you are behind the unit

00:44:46

and he can peek around the corners, we

00:44:48

can look out, let’s go give it to him

00:44:52

here with you I have a ry y

00:44:56

ryu ry Lara to the hospital to him ska

00:44:59

I say a rat like this, do it or

00:45:03

Bite It’s just that it’s not a rat that will bite so that it can stand on its

00:45:05

hind legs like that

00:45:08

Yes, the rat comes running and makes a strange

00:45:12

movement I think that it hints to me about the

00:45:14

continuation of what we had to

00:45:17

do, the answer is an ideal replacement for

00:45:22

Kukushkin What are you doing? I'm lowering my

00:45:25

pants,

00:45:28

stroking the roof, I'm screaming, explode, I hear an

00:45:32

explosion, and I shake this [ __ ] like a clap of thunder; the

00:45:42

soldier

00:45:44

and the chief of security, the camp is covered in

00:45:46

general panic, you find yourself in the

00:45:49

main courtyard. Dust flies from under your

00:45:51

feet. When you run, you all join

00:45:54

together as a group and at that very moment you

00:45:57

all hear a strange heartbreaking roar

00:46:01

from the cave, I thrust my hand like a fist into

00:46:04

LD’s ass. groping for the switch in the

00:46:08

bear's ass Luda ra ra early I'm pleased But

00:46:12

early you notice that one of the dwarves

00:46:15

who was on the pillar disappears

00:46:17

underground, he is grabbed by a huge mouth with

00:46:20

countless teeth, this is a

00:46:22

monster who slept in the cave, but you can

00:46:24

run up to the cave and start a dialogue at least

00:46:26

some of course you can do this

00:46:28

I want to run up to the cave and start at least

00:46:30

some dialogue You run up

00:46:32

start some dialogue I say into

00:46:36

the cave

00:46:37

Good

00:46:39

[laughter]

00:46:41

evening

00:46:43

man to communicate with the animal you

00:46:45

need to touch it

00:46:49

begins Well I went there to the cave

00:46:52

further inside you enter the

00:46:55

cave behind you,

00:46:58

this creature grows out of the ground again, but the Monster does not

00:47:01

pay attention to you And is trying to

00:47:04

devour another dwarf while she

00:47:07

is doing this, I touch him with my hand,

00:47:10

please throw attentiveness in wisdom o

00:47:13

13 not bad wisdom two 15 on on his left

00:47:18

side you see the inscription on the scratch for a very

00:47:21

long time It says

00:47:25

Kesha I say

00:47:27

Kesha Kesha Kesha Kesha

00:47:31

Calm down What are you

00:47:33

doing look at yourself Let's

00:47:35

talk you're lonely here You

00:47:36

probably want to talk Tell me about

00:47:39

your problems Just talk to me

00:47:42

Kesha seems more familiar to you

00:47:45

this is the armored one you saw him when he was very

00:47:48

little, he destroyed your toy

00:47:51

soldiers from the

00:47:53

empire and then he

00:47:55

disappeared

00:47:59

today in the role of the

00:48:01

armored one, theater and film actor

00:48:07

Kesha the

00:48:11

armored one What an [ __ ] Oh

00:48:15

my God wait the armored one

00:48:19

wait you just ate a

00:48:21

man the

00:48:23

armored one always

00:48:25

does this Yes, that’s his trick A Can you still take a

00:48:31

shower, damn he talk to him, the armored one

00:48:35

recognizes

00:48:37

you, the armored one This is your little

00:48:39

turtle from childhood that crushed

00:48:41

all those Persian soldier [ __ ], wait,

00:48:44

you're such [ __ ] that you brought him

00:48:47

here after all, he needs to touch his

00:48:50

nose,

00:48:55

play,

00:48:57

he's playing with me, he's he's kind guys,

00:48:59

he is a good urs Usik I needed to

00:49:03

touch the sediment with you in order

00:49:06

to understand that it is really

00:49:08

you, me Kesha, you are from your childhood when you

00:49:15

were very little you found me a

00:49:17

little Turtle and then I grew up and

00:49:21

became so big Now I will

00:49:24

only serve you

00:49:34

We now have the opportunity to attack

00:49:37

because we are strong Guys, we

00:49:40

have an amulet in my anus that we can

00:49:43

turn off

00:49:45

5 anus ring and We need a plan now on

00:49:49

how to dump the camp in complete devastation and

00:49:51

chaos prisoners are trying to escape Ise

00:49:55

guards

00:49:57

two soldiers are loading a huge

00:49:59

steel crossbow with a bolt, this is a very dangerous weapon

00:50:02

against

00:50:04

armor. Well, we need to somehow grab them

00:50:07

so that they can penetrate. I run to the guard,

00:50:10

to one of the guards, and since I

00:50:12

finally have a large two-handed sword, my

00:50:14

favorite weapon, which I skillfully wield,

00:50:17

I hit from the back because that I'm a

00:50:20

rat in the

00:50:25

crap, it's

00:50:27

easy which guard do you beat the one that the

00:50:30

scorpion has or doesn't have the scorpion Yes,

00:50:31

which charges because I want to

00:50:33

protect Our sweet shell Why the

00:50:36

tenth damage plus your strength, he

00:50:40

only talks to the bear people,

00:50:43

please, of course he is now ours but me

00:50:46

something confused me here Sorry stall That's

00:50:50

right

00:50:53

I'm throwing

00:50:55

damage your sneaky attack leaves a

00:50:58

long Bloody cut on the soldier's back

00:51:01

everyone is in panic about ten

00:51:02

guards are now hiding behind the fortifications

00:51:04

that you just recently started building

00:51:07

two are charging a scorpion and six Archers

00:51:09

are on the towers great that means I

00:51:12

I tell the panzernik to attack these three

00:51:14

who are charging the scorpion so that they don’t

00:51:16

cause damage to the panzernik Yes, it’s logical and uh actually

00:51:21

how do you tell him this

00:51:22

I tell him we talk we communicate

00:51:25

we communicate

00:51:26

again you’re embarrassing me I say dude

00:51:30

Attack these otherwise they can

00:51:32

kill you he needs to do a special

00:51:34

special attack called

00:51:36

death jump he must burrow

00:51:38

underground take his full turn

00:51:41

jump out of the ground like a shark and

00:51:43

fall on his opponents kindly

00:51:46

use this wonderful ability of yours

00:51:49

Okay I'm using this you need to

00:51:51

make a strength check but I have

00:51:53

one situation that just

00:51:54

happened with your ranger, he

00:51:58

confuses me. In principle,

00:52:00

no one has embarrassed me right now. I even

00:52:02

like this one. Thank you.

00:52:13

he

00:52:15

intercepted who told you to throw you

00:52:17

a shell you are a dumber creature we started

00:52:20

the situ Why is the new one setting

00:52:22

the rules he is a Turtle he is a Turtle he

00:52:25

took the sun his

00:52:27

ranger I was very confused I see the point on

00:52:31

the koto the man with the bear face asked

00:52:34

I do it without questions but I kill

00:52:36

the guard A you disobeyed e You really

00:52:38

embarrassed me now. I see an Elf

00:52:41

who is standing on a point and at this exact

00:52:44

point where the Elf is standing, I make this

00:52:47

jump underground so that he can

00:52:50

then jump out and fall

00:52:54

flat on the guard. I want to open my

00:52:57

beak so that it hits to my beak there And

00:52:59

like this

00:53:02

and like this I’ll throw old porridge to you there

00:53:05

Quietly, do you kill him or just lick him

00:53:08

I dangle him in my mouth like this what have

00:53:11

you done what have you Nadya I’m chatting but

00:53:14

quite strongly, that is, damage

00:53:16

will be done to you if you take him in your mouth,

00:53:18

take me too because I came for him,

00:53:20

everything is clear I’m good, I’ll

00:53:23

hear you, I take the Elf and at the last

00:53:25

moment when I go there I

00:53:26

do this with my eyes and fell I told you that

00:53:29

this will be the first game when we will pass

00:53:32

we are almost finished 2T We have rings

00:53:36

five six You on your beak on 5 p se

00:53:40

Why plus se because I have seven

00:53:41

attack What seven attack 5 + 7 turns out

00:53:44

5 for the carapace plus se Kata 12 pelis

00:53:48

Please tell me your armor class

00:53:53

13 I have 13, he didn’t break through with his Crimea, the

00:53:57

armored man flies past trying to

00:53:59

grab you, you move away from his attack in time, his

00:54:01

teeth slide in the air literally a

00:54:04

millimeter from your skin a little later, he

00:54:07

dives into the ground, I’m on another guard, I have a

00:54:10

double shot from a bow And I

00:54:13

can throw two arrows at two guards flax

00:54:14

on the

00:54:16

tower, carry out two

00:54:19

attacks 18 and 15 perfectly throw please

00:54:25

PDI

00:54:27

for each hit plus

00:54:29

agility modifier 10 damage and one more time you need

00:54:35

to throw you killed both re okazva Arrows

00:54:40

end up in their

00:54:42

heads at last At least -that’s what I did

00:54:44

for these n

00:54:47

releases of inertia from your fears,

00:54:57

thank God because she’s not really Manka

00:55:00

because he

00:55:03

set

00:55:05

the turtle on you and

00:55:08

you on him from the rear

00:55:12

Kuva slu the turtle obeys him She

00:55:14

got out of control and attacked him

00:55:16

for whom am I here? In general,

00:55:18

hatred is only in my eyes, but the

00:55:20

act is for the sake of the team, my hand is for the sake of

00:55:23

the team, you agree to what he

00:55:27

is doing right now with your

00:55:30

anus,

00:55:33

no, then you need to give up either

00:55:35

dexterity or strength, depending on

00:55:37

how you will resist

00:55:39

him in essence the attack we are divided guys

00:55:42

force I throw force force which is weak and plus

00:55:47

che a Yaka I need a force throw

00:55:51

Because you are trying to penetrate

00:55:53

Ursa difficulty

00:55:55

11 I penetrated Yes unfortunately your hand does not

00:55:59

reach the target you were not able to penetrate Okay

00:56:01

I at least I can ask and ask you to

00:56:04

knock, but Lyuba the bear,

00:56:07

forgive me Well, so that his turtle

00:56:08

Apologized to my friend, she

00:56:10

scared him, he's a shellfish, shellfish, I'm

00:56:13

following you now And now the

00:56:17

guard's move The soldiers have finally loaded

00:56:19

the Scorpio, they're waiting for the shellfish to

00:56:22

appear on the surface to

00:56:25

shoot, and they'll shower you two arrows

00:56:29

hit and cause more

00:56:31

damage, we lose someone now. Your move, while

00:56:34

bleeding, I perform a circular

00:56:39

strike. So I need to hit one

00:56:42

enemy and I can attack the

00:56:44

second one standing next to the original

00:56:45

target. It sounds difficult, but I can, in short,

00:56:48

attack two at once first you need to

00:56:51

carry out an attack on the first one you beat because

00:56:53

who shoots from a scorpion yes

00:56:57

since you hold a long sword in two

00:56:59

hands your damage is 10 plus your

00:57:01

strength my sword always fits in two hands

00:57:03

now you need to

00:57:05

carry out an attack on the second Guardian throw

00:57:09

two please damage 1D 10

00:57:13

plus strength for one of the

00:57:15

guards, plus three strength Well, Nero, you

00:57:21

cut him in half

00:57:23

perfectly BT in different Rhones and a bloody scythe

00:57:26

frames your face I was

00:57:29

underground correctly and I jump out of it

00:57:31

correctly as soon as you jump out one

00:57:33

of the soldiers will release a scorpion and And so and

00:57:36

it will be for you yes Okay then just well

00:57:39

no problem In fact

00:57:41

I jump out I jump out right under the

00:57:45

scorpion and the guard he

00:57:47

can’t even physically point it at me

00:57:48

because I’m right under him they

00:57:51

jump out with their mouth and partially

00:57:54

break the Scorpio and the guard is swallowed

00:57:58

throw before he’s a hard horse, you

00:58:01

come up with the rules yourself all the time, you could just

00:58:05

jump out and eat the whole camp like that, and we, like, just like that,

00:58:08

saved me that’s why I could

00:58:11

hide the whole camp in the anus, but you see

00:58:13

there, the anus is super in this difference itself

00:58:18

theater

00:58:25

tuba ha, you deal

00:58:28

8D 12 damage to Pooh's bee, excellent in terms of

00:58:34

damage dice, but I think there is no point in

00:58:36

throwing because even with the minimum

00:58:38

value of these slips, you

00:58:41

swallow with your own teeth.

00:58:44

Scorpion is broken not far from you and the

00:58:46

chips fly in different directions, everything

00:58:48

is fine That's when I did it,

00:58:49

my look did it like

00:58:53

that, so much time left. Seme, I’m two

00:58:57

healthy, I’m just

00:58:59

reminding I’m flying, probably yes, because I’m with

00:59:03

me. If the possibility of treatment is early, once

00:59:05

a day, I’m trying to cure it by skating,

00:59:08

unfortunately, the magic doesn’t work until now,

00:59:11

wait, you have to turn the [ __ ] off. You have to

00:59:13

turn off all this crap, everyone has

00:59:16

blows, some kind of animal conversations,

00:59:19

some kind of superpower. And I have night

00:59:21

vision, why do

00:59:25

I need it? Maybe it’s

00:59:26

night and I

00:59:28

can see something now. It’s noon,

00:59:32

noon. Ponya

00:59:36

Change it, I turn on night vision and I say,

00:59:39

but you have this,

00:59:41

okay No, I don’t have the armored one,

00:59:43

I’m still waiting for an apology from him for

00:59:45

my friend, and you’ll still need your

00:59:47

night vision, and Thea will swallow the seis, you

00:59:50

’ll get your apology in let’s sneak

00:59:52

attack Yes, I’ll give them a hidden attack, I’ll

00:59:54

give them a hidden attack the attack

00:59:56

is bounced this way and that by kicking all

00:59:59

six right on the

01:00:01

sides You can carry out an attack only

01:00:04

one at a time 16 excellent this is a hit Hurray you

01:00:10

bounce us with a kick slightly

01:00:13

spanks more offensively than painfully that is,

01:00:16

you didn’t

01:00:17

do anything all the legs they run away from

01:00:22

you towards the main exit g exit

01:00:26

The soldiers throw down their weapons to run

01:00:28

as quickly as possible and this is where the battle

01:00:30

ends Your actions I scream

01:00:33

let's drink and I turn

01:00:36

to everyone I say saw that

01:00:37

after my blow they began to run away I

01:00:40

would like to ask what you want we

01:00:42

need to smash these doors and run away

01:00:45

from here the doors without any problems I see the door

01:00:48

said I’m doing of course I’m working I’m working I

01:00:51

see you standing right here work greenhouse

01:00:54

Why don’t give him a go please it’s worth it’s worth it

01:00:58

means the door is standing You’re

01:01:01

small Well that is Yana river

01:01:05

gnome gnome river thunder river gro masasi I’m

01:01:09

looking I I see this and I rush right there with all my strength and

01:01:15

fly you with my whole body and with my butt at the

01:01:19

last moment I do it like this op

01:01:22

they push exactly you get me there I

01:01:26

kind of

01:01:30

suck you in with your dexterity Yes, the dexterity of the

01:01:34

armored one and the agility of number

01:01:38

three

01:01:41

four nine the armored one flies by right

01:01:45

above you, you manage to

01:01:47

dodge in time at the moment when he

01:01:48

tries to suck you in with an unknown when

01:01:52

device or cavity in his body And

01:01:54

despite the failure, the shellfish

01:01:56

rushes to the gate and at full speed

01:01:58

smashes it into pieces, listen But I can

01:02:00

already turn something off, of course I I take out

01:02:03

my necklace from my anus. That's it.

01:02:06

I turn off this 5G magic at the same time because

01:02:10

he stuck his hand in my ass. I

01:02:12

put my leg in his ass.

01:02:21

leg in

01:02:25

noma you need to compete with him in

01:02:27

characteristics your strength versus his

01:02:30

agility your strength then my agility is

01:02:33

better than 13 And I have agility 13 p 3 16 That

01:02:37

is, you are wearing a leg, you didn’t get hit in the ass,

01:02:39

but at least they hit you in the ass Yes, but

01:02:42

you you will still apologize my friend Yaka

01:02:44

Unfortunately, a sharp pain penetrates through

01:02:46

your entire body, you are incredibly sick

01:02:48

A scream escapes from your mouth Hello

01:02:54

Panin, let's go and drink from here we had a

01:02:58

goal Hello The gates have been open for a long time I

01:03:02

went to the shower to check the shower for

01:03:04

Trion Kin coins please

01:03:07

attentiveness Thank you very much Yes

01:03:09

easily

01:03:11

19

01:03:13

noticed under the floor in the washroom you

01:03:17

find a cache of dwarves in it there are

01:03:19

homemade battle axes and one gold

01:03:22

coin I am now with these then respected aste

01:03:26

Please bring one gold coin

01:03:29

I understand that some kind of

01:03:30

[ __ ] is going on in that area just calmly

01:03:33

I get out of the shower with axes and calmly

01:03:37

along the Western Wall, I come out of the gate and

01:03:40

complete my mission, and I tell the armorer

01:03:42

that he is a weakling. He could never

01:03:44

pierce my friend,

01:03:46

why are you motivating him because he is weak,

01:03:50

he is weak, well, all eyes are on

01:03:54

you. there is an Excellent option I I I I I

01:03:59

will kill I will destroy him it is he Because of the

01:04:04

situation, it’s Medvedev’s bedding This is

01:04:07

normal Look, he’s also

01:04:09

Medvedev’s bedding chewing for 20 minutes, the greenhouse doesn’t

01:04:13

understand what they’re saying to you I see I see

01:04:15

that this one is also him, as it were, this very

01:04:17

insignificance insofar because Well,

01:04:20

he doesn’t understand what he’s saying, I

01:04:24

[ __ ] you, but give me the opportunity, give me the opportunity, my

01:04:28

daughter is calling, he’s a dick, and I

01:04:32

ran, I ran everything. Do everything that you

01:04:35

personally do. Pelis and Kukan run, we run

01:04:38

Pelis and Kukan, we run to the

01:04:40

camp territory let's go I'm getting off I'm getting off I'm

01:04:44

getting off the bear's leg Lyuba I slap him in

01:04:47

the face because he can't

01:04:48

control his attack attack That's

01:04:51

another story, you can control yours throw

01:04:53

attack This girl and I

01:04:57

say we leave and we leave I throw I

01:05:00

throw 15 anyway you hit that's two

01:05:03

damage in terms of ursa Oh, and damage okay [ __ ] I'm

01:05:08

sorry, one damage kill him Okay, I'll

01:05:12

eat him up,

01:05:13

that's one damage in terms of urse Oh [ __ ], he's done

01:05:17

damage to us So that's what I'll do if

01:05:20

I throw it Yes, don't die, that means the

01:05:24

little girl woke up now please kukan you

01:05:28

need to make a

01:05:30

dexterity match against the shellfish in order to run away

01:05:33

he didn’t do anything to be silent he

01:05:36

moves very quickly peles kukan

01:05:38

If you don’t reroll the difficulty that the

01:05:40

shellfish will give you then he will overtake you

01:05:42

red red for good luck You’re normal

01:05:44

you’re normal I’m Outside the gate from I’m

01:05:47

not being dragged into this [ __ ] at all

01:05:51

No You don’t have Luck He can’t Luck no he

01:05:55

can’t yes you understand the

01:05:57

difficulty look at how men throw

01:06:01

remember this you had a turtle

01:06:04

full of cake 15 excellent and

01:06:10

I’m fine Also not bad plus agility

01:06:14

agility I have three de we we escaped from the

01:06:19

Troika card we

01:06:22

left we managed from

01:06:28

[applause] there is an

01:06:30

unknown future ahead and new

01:06:33

Exciting Adventures Congratulations to you

01:06:36

you have completed your mission for victory

01:06:39

you get three gold coins of us in

01:06:42

total Total you have all the coins Which is

01:06:45

equivalent to 70 rubles

01:06:48

unfortunately Not enough now we need

01:06:52

Ponya

01:06:54

lie, send this

01:06:57

money from the very beginning from the very

01:06:59

beginning there was an inscription here

01:07:01

Khabensky Fund Let's send the

01:07:03

Khabensky Fund all this as you like

01:07:09

yes thank you very much for the game thank you and

01:07:18

good luck to all of you [applause]

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