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the Joe Rogan experience you have no
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idea what I've gone through in my life
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from the fistfights to the arguments to
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the beatings I stir my mother taking me
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into a restaurant and holding me a shot
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you up yeah oh my god because I was a
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kid I was so sick londo Diwali
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he made house calls okay he came over he
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would come into the room this is very
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funny because I'm gonna tell you how
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[ __ ] hysterical Rennicks is
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hereditary [ __ ] his crush your kids get
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what you got now he would come over now
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back to the valley did a bump from time
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to time talking about 1968-69 please oh
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this goes on well he come over
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I lived on 12/5 West 88th Street he
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brings a little thing and him my mom
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would talk to my stepdad and then
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somebody else would be there like a
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chick that would help my mom sure enough
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he would come over but at the mama in my
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ass look at me and say hoes I'm throwing
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you ever to give you a needle and I go
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give me five minutes let me think about
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it
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and my mom would go what's going on he
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has to think about it I swear to god you
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don't take that need I'll [ __ ] kill
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you so then they were going the [ __ ]
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parlor they put on Cuban music and I was
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like put cartoons on like it was another
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ever ever booked and then then he would
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they would have like two drinks like how
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old are you doing this I'm five six he
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would have to drink so they come back
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you know you ready yet and I'm like I'm
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not ready so for years they called me a
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while ol is that means it's gonna hurt
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they would have to hold me down and give
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me a shot so then my stepfather mom the
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baby
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and my mom and my mom would be like I'll
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[ __ ] knock you out stop crying you
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[ __ ] stop it but my I would have an
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allergy to a certain penicillin so the
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next day my temperature would go up so
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headon he was such good friends with my
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mom he goes listen this is a contact
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continuity thing why don't I just leave
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you with a penicillin put in the
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refrigerator I'll give you a couple
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syringes and whenever he gets sick just
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[ __ ] stick him so we were at a
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restaurant I was going a sacred art
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school for boys and my mother was
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dropping me off at five o'clock we went
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to a fancy white people restaurant next
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to Kearny New Jersey I'm talking violins
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like white people the 70s
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this isn't like now like haha these are
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very conservative white people and I'm
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not this is the double whammy of the day
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you ready I don't [ __ ] like milk
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tastes a baby none must I drink it I
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catch it milk and one day I got old
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enough and I just didn't like milk but
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that my human people have this thing
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that they look on the eyelids and my mom
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would go you're weak somewhere so she
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would make me think milk or whatever's
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for what a restaurant okay and I'm like
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my mom's like drink your milk I go I
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want Hershey's chocolate
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you know the powder oh yeah those days
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we were either chocolate powder or the
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strawberry yeah I wanted to strawberry
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the chocolate the mama the guy goes
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listen we don't have that what I'll do
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is put a piece of ice cream and we'll
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give me a milkshake you know what this
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[ __ ] did he got a glass of milk
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and he put ice cream on the [ __ ]
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thing like a scoop of ice cream so my
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mom's I drink the milk I go it's just
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[ __ ] milk with an ice cream mother my
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mom's like I'm in no [ __ ] move here
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today I'm gonna drop you off at the
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school but you better drink that [ __ ]
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milk we're in a white people restaurant
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do you understand me and cut 1972 my mom
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goes you got about five minutes to bring
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you back with a suit white people so my
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mom's like wipe your face so when she
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wipes my face Joe Rogan she goes do you
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have a [ __ ] temperature because I was
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such a sickly [ __ ] kid
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she was just calling the bathroom you
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still at the restroom we're still in the
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restaurant she carried it around with
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her oh you had that was that sink little
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kid I was at the hospital every other
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week they knew birth name basis that is
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crazy
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Wow she took me in the [ __ ] ladies
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room lock the door take your pants on
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I'm not doing it
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take your patent Oh son Antonio please
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don't make me give you a beating his
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[ __ ] bathroom stall I'm not doing it
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and that's when the beating started and
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she got me in one of those [ __ ]
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things zip my pants you punch me in the stomach
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oh yeah she was a grinded oh my god and
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she was shooting me that thinking about
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it and I could get a blood clot because
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my ass from me tightening up would get
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like a purple thing all the way down my
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leg like I'm [ __ ] alive I'm alive
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does the Jersey City one time I fainted
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on a nurse I pissed my pants the nurse
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comes that pissed Abed yeah this is my
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first time ever I pissed the [ __ ] bed
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guys when you fainted no no no wow they
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put me in the hospital at night for a
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lung infection in the middle of that I
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was so scared I
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Pistor bed there was a rubber bed so the
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piston going to the mattress you just
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swimming in your own piss so finally at
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5:00 in the morning I get out of this
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piss [ __ ] juice and I'm just sitting
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in the chair looking out the window and
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this lady comes in with a little cart
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and she's like Jose Diaz on my kid she's
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like I'm here to draw blood I go listen
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I just [ __ ] pissed the bed I'm scared
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[ __ ] let's come back and like a now let
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me get my head together what do you need
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me and she's tormented well the doctor
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says we have to do right now I don't
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care what the doc was telling you let's
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get some pajamas let me take a shower
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let me get battle meet some breakfast
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she's like no we got to do it before
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breakfast she's breaking my boss
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constantly know how we I do it before
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breakfast I'm like you want a [ __ ]
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needle [ __ ] you want to give me a
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[ __ ] needle [ __ ] let's go I got so
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mad I don't even know where I got those
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at that time I didn't have balls but
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this [ __ ] aggravated me so much you
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wanted to see where I was Tyler I I'm
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gonna go down I'm telling you I'm gonna
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go down you know this [ __ ] said to me
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cuz then don't sit down stand up it's
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better if you stand up let's go down the
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hallway and the noise will distract you
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you won't get that scared feeling I said
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this is not gonna end like this [ __ ]
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was not leaving without my blood mm-hmm
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so you want my blood [ __ ] I'll get with
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you I got out let's go we went outside
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to the [ __ ] hallway she put the
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[ __ ] tube around my arm share a
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little cart I'll never forget 1979 yeah
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little [ __ ] cart
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she put the thing around me all I know
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is she stuck the needle in next thing
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you know I'm hearing sirens okay and the
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cart is tipped over I'm on top of the
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car and she's under the cart and he's
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got two luminous things one of those
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things they cracked your flat then they
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knock ya down some hole in my nose
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directly to wake me up they couldn't get
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me up they just put it on my [ __ ]
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nose that 30-day experience something
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I'll never forget that shocked me to
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that day I still remember from September
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they let me out the day Ali lost the
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Larry Holmes Oh
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September 28 1979 they let me at it too
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and when asked at a party fresh from the
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with the bracelet on yeah I'm saying
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like I need to take the bracelet there
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was a party for me the whole thing we
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were [ __ ] up but one thing I remember
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about that experience was the third
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night I was there how scared I was and
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the guy next to me was an old man and I
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go hey what's your name
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he's like Italian he's like sound like
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Oh Sal what's going on with you goes
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wrong I had a stroke and the side of my
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body that had the stroke his decide that
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develops this [ __ ] so I'm having a hard
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time chin I go really and I'm blowing
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for the whole night it's a two-man bet
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he's in there dying
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he's just foreign a two-man badge a
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two-man room okay and they had a curtain
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in between okay I don't know if his name
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to sound I'm just making this up grab
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whatever it was he was a very nice man
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and he had a family and they come in at
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night II go oh my stomach aha you know
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the whole fight and they tried things on
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a my number one night they were like
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that's it
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you're either [ __ ] tonight are you
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doing surgery in the morning the doc I'm
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listening to that you know you can hear
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if they're talking here a guy next door
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I'm like I wonder what the [ __ ] they
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gonna do to this [ __ ]
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they came with like a Ghostbuster gun
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I'll never forget this having my little
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black and white TV and just sitting
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there watching TV and you're like hey
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Lawson they started squirting water as a
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cigar like an animal and they didn't
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have peepee here started coming up and
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the [ __ ] was coming out of his ass and
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they're like run run
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they were like holding me like I was I
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was like biggie getting shot they were
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smothering me they did everything they
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could because I knew I was going to call
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like whoever then doctor doctor what
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would you call when they not clean
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enough oh there's something you call
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like they make code who do people who
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make code like what I wouldn't make code
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um they had like [ __ ] and rub my
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shoulders and yeah Appa yeah okay when
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they stuck in his ass his ass move up
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they didn't know was gonna work and when
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they shot the coping gun with the water
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up his ass [ __ ] started coming
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everywhere it's like a volcano I'm not
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kidding you
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you wouldn't see it the curtain was and
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they were shooting with water up his ass
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like with a hose through towels down and
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then I had my own room I mean myself
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like mr. Diaz we're sorry about that
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they gave you your own room they're
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gonna be a single rule well it's only
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right were you smoking did you would do
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a smoky eye Joey Diaz like that's when
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he wins my head like how [ __ ] bad
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lung infection and they pretty much
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asked me to leave 13 days why they asked
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you to leave because it was too much
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what do you mean my friends were coming
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in with cases of beer oh you're partying
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with a daypack the way we're coming with
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a case of nips number six they allowed
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them to bring beer they didn't allow my
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friends to do anything they just did it
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oh and then one night they got thrown on
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the side small furniture out the window
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at Christ Hospital oh boy girls used to
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come in there tonight see me I was like a stud when
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you're in high school you get sick
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everybody comes to see mmm
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you know I can't these stripers I knew
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from grandma school it was Jersey City
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so they just drew me the [ __ ] out they
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were like you know what he's gonna find
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go yeah you'll be fine
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so see you doc I never want to see a
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doctor again I took acid that night
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September 20 it was night Larry Holmes
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Muhammad Ali
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[Applause]

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