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[applause]
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oops-opa-opapa class
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jokes waiting for jokes
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so but for now you just need to break in they
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understand what is happening here on what
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number 7 chemist syn September 26 correct
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correct everyone had this guy who
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[ __ ] will be on September 20 we all sit down for everything
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and for a week now they’ve been sucking the fact that
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he’s a [ __ ], understand on September 20, [ __ ],
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I’ll self-isolate nemo, I won’t endure this for the
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second time, we won’t agree,
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who sat at home for the first time, who listened to
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Putin, let’s understand who served
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Putin, who sat capa beat and
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who didn’t sit for Russia as a whole some
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of us are idiots, but we
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won’t know who, you know, I was also sitting, I
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mean, [ __ ], but self-isolation,
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and while I was sitting, I realized who is more
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important than everyone in our country,
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you also understood that, it’s the weather, it’s
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raining, and Putin said to sit at home,
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we need to take care of our health we're
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sitting at home, the sun came out just a little bit, it's bad
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what he said, I need to breathe, too, I need to
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know about our health,
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we are such a people, Putin can
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only rule us, the weather is shitty, Vladimir, it's
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cloudy, sunny, but standup
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has reached a level in our country
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where the viewer is already asking for some kind of
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politicized jokes already the FSB is calling
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here the viewer is asking for politicized
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jokes stand-up at that level they already want
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something in the comments they write there and in
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general I would like to talk about it
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you know I would like to joke about these
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topics very much but in our country
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the constitution is such freedom of speech
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we have a constitution like we really are the type with the
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area
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you honestly want to hint something damn you are
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hinting at something damn you are about [ __ ] on
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my mother
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1 constitution is those who look after freedom of
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speech you understand but talk about it
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I would like to look at one topic I
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think that the media a person in general should not be a
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person like this, these comedians there who
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should not be campaigning for politics for a year
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should not be too politicized, this is
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wrong, well, because the credit rating
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from the audience is great,
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you understand, a person with a rating of 0 should come into politics,
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they with a rating of 100 should be a strategist 0
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come and prove that,
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as always, he’s a dumbass, how do they do
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it, but two percent of
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normal politicians happen, the artist shouldn’t
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do this, absolutely not the cord like
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went to everyone there, the politician, all this is
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happening, it’s very, very strange, this is the
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man who waved his dick at the
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invasion I understand of course I will love
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him and trust him I will always trust
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him no wait you don’t have to clap you
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just think about it
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we will trust him because it is
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politicized and this is bad but
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talk about Putin
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why are you not like a person I can
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free speech I I can just
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cut off these political moments
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and think about who he is, let’s say
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you want a little about Putin
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about his friends about the taxi driver, haven’t you seen
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these taxi drivers, these Russian men,
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who are our president’s sidekicks, heard
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hugo the boat on TV, he said he doesn’t sleep to
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yes to him sleep, he always turned off the TV
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there, he thinks for us for who they
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call our present, dragging them by
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name and patronymic, they only most likely call their wife
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above, she is full for and
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falls in the corridor, [ __ ] up, they still
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respectfully address their friends,
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you know, only before you need to pour something here
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Anatoly formalize
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find guys flirting that's what I'm
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courting for one bottle for render
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I was driving grief I was driving with such a taxi driver for I I
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think for the first half an hour some brother
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works in the Kremlin ours is happening Volodya cares about
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which is the best sidekick there was a talk I'll
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answer there I have to was to call
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the phone like the president Alya hair to
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the passengers I’ll call back the hospital [ __ ]
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government car I looked a little
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at first it’s like a sense of Volochka
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well like he communicates with him so imposingly and
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disrespectfully as if she would do
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so it’s the most
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respectful thing when he calls him that he
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believes in him he has the right to call him
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forgiven and because she considers him a
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man the same topic with Lenin was
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remember [ __ ] properties you know flash I
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remember
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in the corner eating a sleeve gray hand
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no next I’ll show the topic there was no point in
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calling him or what forgive hell Do you
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understand, the size of the units there was a
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slightly different situation, most
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likely there was a person greedy for the name
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of his honor, all the roads of the city’s avenues are named in
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your city, everything would be called give
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constantly to the public what another
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square when but there is already Lenin Square,
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Ilyich Square, d 15 cm and in the
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dark secura, bury me so that I could lie like Warcraft,
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[ __ ], I thought when is the
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last time the president himself heard this
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simple address in his direction,
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these here, hold the package
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and there are no friends who would call him that
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I have friends, in principle, but they all
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work with him, everyone so there’s a condition in Babylon,
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you know, she probably doesn’t have a
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friend who would call him that, I’m
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sure of this, there will definitely be a video where
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he fell at hockey,
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who remembers while one fell in a stack of
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chun I want, well, supposedly he came out
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fine, but when he fell,
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no one was around I didn’t [ __ ] piss myself in the sense of
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laughing, I understand you were out of fear, they
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[ __ ] four people in their underpants at once
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to [ __ ] [ __ ] this path put ice
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no, I didn’t piss myself in a laughing sense, I understand
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if you were my friend also fell, I would
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have collapsed, I was lying around with laughter, I understand, it
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would have been funny, I hoped that at the end of
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the video this [ __ ] thing will come out like this and like this,
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no one calls it like that, I think it’s important,
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maybe he’s dreaming about it, you know, he misses it
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because he dreams of coming to
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some Kremlin palace, I don’t
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know, just sit like that in the front row and
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hear then joyfully wrapping the ribbon and
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you tell me it’s not him Angelina who
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understands and sit him down and sit next to
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me with all due respect, this is just
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a comedy,
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I thought you know when, well, what
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will you have to be afraid of when all of Russia at the moment
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I’ll say top and when for some reason he suddenly
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decides to put on a military jacket, why not,
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he’s the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, well,
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all the men are exposing us, they start
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leaking camouflage, we don’t know
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how old Putin feels at
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home, we see how high her
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keychains are under her jacket,
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I just wouldn’t want this to happen...
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I would really like to record this
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video so that he can see it and
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invite him to do it as a joke, at
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least just to troll the whole world as a
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joke
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so that they know this joke with one electric shock and
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only the Russians so that it is passed on to us via a secret
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device there on TV and
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he tells the jokes,
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let’s say tomorrow he’s a dick and he’ll appear in a
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military jacket, we don’t
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explain anything to anyone, it’s the planes, he’s looking at the [ __ ] dick,
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he doesn’t really have the coat of arms of Russia,
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our planet is [ __ ] for him to sit at a
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press conference, such a question for him 11
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I want to go to Keter without the next one, the whole world has been postponed
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and the people are dying of [ __ ] Palestine
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make peace with Israel on this day, I’ll say that
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the goods have already arrived, what the hell is there, he’ll call,
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he’ll say, [ __ ], you look great, you look like you,
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[ __ ], by the way, I joined visible Russia,
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I have a folder in Kursk, my dear one lives,
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it turns out, [ __ ], yes, through her, and
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it was discussed tomorrow I’ll be at work, [ __ ],
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all the peppy currency, and he it’s just that the real day will come
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back in a suit, you wanted,
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well, eat alone, I live with a poster, I’ll catch it
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and people will exhale all over the earth in
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continuation of the topic, since
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the stand-up is already in full swing about this, I would also like to discuss
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people in uniform, the priest
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is not quiet, but there is a dacha to discuss then I’ll
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ask you in I am aware of the prices for priests,
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I’m not offering their services, not
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just you know the prices for them, in short, you
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know that you can order a priest home
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to pay for his services
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for a long time and did so for you, in short, she
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punished the priest as such, the priest
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will come, we need to light the apartment there,
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tax pam pam photo
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to the bottom there you need thousands of rubles to Dublin from the
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mother of the ladies for the priest I read and the grandmothers
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know how she looked exactly like the priest to me as a child
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but it’s cool in this regard
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to switch places with the parent you know
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you will behave well another
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priest you will get but the main thing is to behave
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well for the cool then when we
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turned away the quality oh there the priest
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did everything so damn well it’s like I’ll do a repair
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like this there you don’t need a thousand beds
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here he’s a very strong father there mail
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on the head a
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student from Picacho there is a method meaning
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strong father it’s what is it which
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vote won it’s this father kidneys
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why he died there really was a strong
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carcass there he he taught Marina to her husband
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sang the funeral service and what he became after that
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[ __ ] you father I’m already back for
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thanks to him it’s a little bit in the wedge you
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understand very like weak well they’re
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all the same
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how much does it cost a thousand or dozing, I
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think that very much the priest at
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least should have done something like this
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[music]
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[applause] that’s
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it and everyone believed in God now I pray
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ok thank you
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fill it in under Putin this didn’t happen
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strong our father maybe it’s
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that a person spent his whole life doing fire shows
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in the end I came to the docks,
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I realized that a very strong priest
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should at least surprise you, then
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you understand, and the hall should have come home
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to ring the door, my mother would have opened it, and there was
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no one there and the vote was for hello, this is
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[ __ ] up, a strong priest is not against
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prices appearing in the church,
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I am against people they went to church to
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[ __ ] to earn money, this is the clergy, there are
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people who will go to church,
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buy from the house built by the
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businessman dicks of the church already there should not be prices
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before it should not turn into a corporation,
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it will be scary coupon a52 come to the
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relics of Nikolaev
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hucksters will appear church hundred pounds
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guys great Orthodoxy is interested
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[laughter]
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cheaper than churches not only we don’t
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pay rent and the futsal battalion did everything for you
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I thought it was our fault sorry
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about 2 not ours because it’s us who label
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them strong and weak and then
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because of it’s on them that they get [ __ ],
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you know,
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a lot, but it’s unlikely that their church is the day of the weak
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priest, something on the left corner, let the
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strong priests through,
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not so much, not there, some kind of title, I’m defending the
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power heart of Andrei, tess, years Lapshin,
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it would go
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no such thing that Patriarch Kirill once I
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took everyone away, you know,
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my Sunday school is stronger than your hands,
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they flew over the Christmas trees
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[music]
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I because
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and so that we don’t perceive them that way, well,
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priests, so that they think, they understand
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that we perceive them as different, we know
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that they are the same people, we need to understand that
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they are the same people, the clergy is an important
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thing for Russia, but who are the real confessors like this
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should not be there?
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not into the same hobbies maybe
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I want then it’s cool to be a biker priest, it’s
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even convenient, well, just in case something happened,
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I threw on this mantle, came and sang
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the man loved it and thank you people, that’s
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all I wanted to write down
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[applause]
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about obedience
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[applause]
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