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[music]00:00:15
[applause]00:00:18
Wow00:00:22
Wow00:00:23
[applause]00:00:33
Wow this is tough this is incredible I'll tell00:00:38
you this If you think that all our shows00:00:41
start with this it's absolutely00:00:43
not true in Tallinn when we A can you00:00:47
ask What's that noise00:00:49
A it’s me laughing00:00:52
In short, I’m00:00:54
just going crazy already Sorry, this is my first00:00:57
time on stage today Let’s dwell a little00:01:00
on this hall I really want to00:01:03
talk about it I’m already going crazy from everything00:01:05
that’s happening here First of all Echo I00:01:09
want to say what an awesome thing when00:01:10
I saw it from the outside it’s like I just00:01:16
don’t want people to be like I’m like00:01:19
I’m delighted you saw this00:01:23
It’s amazing the lighting these stones00:01:26
it’s this arch it’s like we’re real00:01:29
artists it’s very cool but it’s like00:01:33
outside me and outside I when I approached00:01:35
this hall I was so glad that something was so00:01:37
familiar, I realized that I performed in the same building00:01:40
in Barnaul when I00:01:42
was traveling on tour. It seems to me that00:01:45
this building as a whole is very similar to me00:01:46
and reflects my essence because00:01:48
inside it is shabby and cracked, but00:01:51
inside the incredibly wonderful people of the studio are00:01:53
constantly they are looking for yes yes And the echo, I was also so00:01:57
afraid that now people are looking for the chair, you00:01:59
say, take this one please00:02:00
Lyokha let it be on the box00:02:03
Well, what are you talking about Listen, I also want to say00:02:08
Echo, here’s me, I don’t know how it will be on the00:02:11
recording, but live it’s a little bit of me00:02:13
drives me crazy because I'm talking and after00:02:15
five minutes I hear my voice there as00:02:19
if I'm00:02:20
imagining it as if00:02:22
or maybe not Echo maybe00:02:24
they cloned me And placed me like this in00:02:27
the corners, my grandmother at the dacha when she was weeding the beds00:02:30
and turned on the radio, a random00:02:32
station also spoke that Echo of Moscow00:02:34
drives her a little crazy Yes, and also00:02:37
like this won’t be visible on the recording, but I00:02:39
want to say that usually when we00:02:40
perform and in Tallinn, when we00:02:43
go somewhere, we do theatrical seating, this is00:02:45
without tables for people to sit And here we00:02:48
came, it turned out that there were tables here, but00:02:50
because due to fire safety00:02:52
it turned out it was impossible, like there should be dense00:02:55
seating, there should be tables because of00:02:57
fire safety so that people had00:02:58
beer to put out the fire, it was possible,00:03:00
if anything, or so that they drank a lot of beer and00:03:03
wanted to pee and peed on the fire and there00:03:06
should be tables for everyone, the tables are here and the00:03:09
funny thing is that in the back there are still00:03:11
high tables like in a pub you know and00:03:14
next to them there are bar stools and I asked to00:03:16
remove the bar stools so that it00:03:18
would be atmospheric for people so that they could still stand and00:03:20
kick on the table00:03:23
I looked on these chairs because this is00:03:25
the first time I’m in a building that is00:03:27
something between the Vienna Opera and the00:03:29
Mug Bar in Moscow in 905 Yes, this is a00:03:32
very good description of Berlin in general.00:03:35
It’s literally Berlin. The00:03:38
Western part is similar to the Vienna Opera. The Eastern part is like the00:03:40
Mug Bar in Moscow, in short,00:03:44
yes And it’s so interesting. And the funny thing is that there are00:04:00
150 places below here and with these tables, it’s so unique. It looks as if we’re holding a quiz or some kind of Lotto, and another funny thing is that there are 150 places below with tables, but00:04:03
there’s also there is a stall and there is a theatrical00:04:06
seating and people are just sitting there and it’s00:04:09
so interesting as if they are real00:04:12
spectators and They are watching and They are watching a00:04:15
performance an incident in a bar like00:04:19
just a person00:04:21
[ __ ] on stage and saying something and And00:04:24
these are spectators who are watching the performance00:04:26
from above there was a call to us, which was clearly visible00:04:28
from afar. By the way, I don’t see any00:04:30
spectators up there at all. I’m really very00:04:33
much even it seems to me that you’re00:04:34
deceiving me. To be honest,00:04:37
we were told that 190 tickets were sold from00:04:40
below 150 240 from below 15 Sorry that I’m00:04:44
involving you in this, as if for me this is what00:04:47
always hurts my soul because of this, the numbers seem to be from00:04:49
below 150 from above 90 people So it’s00:04:52
like this, yes, that is, this is00:04:55
Theater seating, there is such a00:04:57
distance between us and our00:05:00
real spectators00:05:02
when we were coming here they told me that there were00:05:04
tables down there And I thought, like,00:05:06
what should I say there: Theatrical00:05:08
seating, but even in front of the stage there are tables, I00:05:10
thought that’s what I sometimes do. You know, when00:05:12
theater halls in front of the stage have a few00:05:14
tables for the mayor and friends,00:05:16
and when I came here, I thought, No [ __ ]00:05:19
way. The mayor’s friends here are [ __ ], they’re all [ __ ] up.00:05:20
removed to the top We're00:05:23
starting here with the fact that I'm asking you00:05:25
how you spent this week that we haven't00:05:27
seen each other, but in fact we00:05:30
recorded the previous episode a few days ago Well,00:05:32
tell me how you are, what's new happened to you00:05:34
Well, uh, first I want to say00:05:36
that when we were at Venya’s concert and I00:05:39
said that usually when we00:05:41
hold our show, I00:05:43
have five stories for each show that I pull out from00:05:46
some bins of my being and sometimes00:05:49
the story ends and I tell that I00:05:51
forgot my underwear and at home and here I have a00:05:53
story for 15 minutes about how I00:05:54
froze my ankle ah-ah but Recently I00:05:58
went to Tbilisi for one week and it so00:06:01
happened that when I arrived from the00:06:02
BBC and wrote down all the stories and it00:06:04
turned out to be 28 pieces ah-ah and I told a00:06:07
couple at a concert in Vienna Yes, and you00:06:10
ended with a cliffhanger so that people00:06:14
would be intrigued, which is pointless00:06:16
because they remained00:06:18
completely new people.00:06:27
There is another khachapuri, what should I do? The00:06:31
story ended with me arriving in00:06:33
Tbilisi. I told for a long time and tediously00:06:35
how I came to Tbilisi with various00:06:36
adventures like Harrison fordfink00:06:38
mendiana jones almost And so I arrived in00:06:41
Tbilisi Yes, I’m checking into a hotel, a00:06:43
wonderful hotel, you know, a family-run little nice00:06:45
little hotel that is00:06:48
owned by a wonderful man named Gia00:06:50
and he cooks breakfast himself and it’s00:06:53
very pleasant, I think I know him, I00:06:56
think I’ve seen him, so why and I sat down to00:06:59
have breakfast, he prepares breakfast for me if00:07:01
we talk, he says, you know00:07:02
Alexey I have only one Taboo I00:07:04
work in the hotel business I00:07:06
have one strict Taboo I never00:07:08
talk about politics and I believe that my00:07:11
political preferences are a secret00:07:13
because tourism business Everyone has their00:07:15
own views, everyone Everything is different, I don’t00:07:18
want to accidentally offend someone else with00:07:19
different political views I think00:07:21
it’s cool, but this is a position I tell him, I00:07:23
also don’t understand politics, to be00:07:25
honest00:07:27
at that moment I was in my turn FBK00:07:30
I say yes beautiful, I completely respect00:07:33
your opinion if this is your secret, you00:07:34
can keep it as long as you like and00:07:36
have breakfast, I ask,00:07:37
please tell me your wi-fi password, he00:07:39
says Yes, yes, of course, write down Putin00:07:49
because he didn’t have a situation here when he was a child, where00:07:52
they ask him00:07:53
what kind of girl he is in class he likes it,00:07:55
he says it’s a secret But the password is Maria00:07:58
Ivanovna, a teacher of the Russian language.00:08:00
Perhaps this is not connected. Perhaps they00:08:03
reflect his position.00:08:15
there was a00:08:18
mini hotel there, you know, everyone rents a00:08:21
room, several toilets which are00:08:22
generally00:08:23
on one side00:08:33
Oh God, what a terrible dorm This is a00:08:37
hotel I live in a hotel00:08:40
You're saying it wrong Oh my God What a00:08:42
terrible rat in this dorm it's correct00:08:44
to say00:08:48
it like you know like when you walk in at00:08:51
McDonald's they say Welcome to our00:08:52
restaurant, please sit down And here I00:08:54
am in a hotel where00:08:57
many people besides me live, there are shared toilets and on00:09:00
one side of the wall there are cool00:09:02
rooms under the other room there were toilets, but00:09:06
it turned out that only two of them were toilets.00:09:08
I didn’t know This is me on the first night, I walk00:09:11
in the corridor, I open the first00:09:13
door I come across and people are lying there. People are sleeping00:09:15
alone, they wake up, they look at me and00:09:17
say, I’m sorry, I thought it was a toilet, to be00:09:19
honest,00:09:21
you open the door, and then you wake up like00:09:23
this. Get out of 100 years, please, I’m00:09:25
resting here in a damn hotel Damn,00:09:30
this is a comfortable room with its00:09:31
own toilet,00:09:33
you really had a shared toilet on the floor,00:09:36
you were fine with that, nothing what is00:09:39
it I’m clarifying, like it’s just that00:09:41
this branch of history doesn’t bother you, I may not00:09:43
clarify I’m just in awe of real00:09:45
society, a hotel with a shared toilet for you00:09:48
it was normal You went on vacation I had a00:09:50
normal rest In general, the toilet I00:09:52
just didn’t rest at all, like I00:09:54
lived in a dorm in Voronezh for several years,00:09:57
during this time I never [ __ ] sat on the00:09:59
toilet I was 3 years old and I pooped like this00:10:02
when you climb on the rim And just like that And00:10:05
then in those years I started smoking and I was00:10:08
still smoking00:10:10
sitting over this toilet And when I00:10:14
stopped living in the dorm I started00:10:16
renting an apartment for me it was00:10:18
wildness That is, it was00:10:21
my00:10:23
friends who had to tame me back to the toilet00:10:26
they sometimes saw by chance how I say00:10:28
Now I’m going to go to the toilet and saw out of the corner of00:10:31
their eye how the door closes and I sit down like00:10:32
this they told me, Sasha, you’re at00:10:34
home and they weaned me off and at first I00:10:36
couldn’t believe it and looked at them they gave00:10:39
me food they laid out a path to the toilet00:10:42
so that I could sit on it, gradually00:10:45
every day there was more and more00:10:46
contact area so that it was because in00:10:51
the dorm you touched everything, you00:10:54
need to amputate your legs,00:10:56
but first I have to say00:10:59
that the toilet was shared, I didn’t use it00:11:01
alone, there was nothing there this is a shared00:11:03
toilet There are several people there and00:11:05
I try to ignore them and00:11:06
say wait a little while you sleep00:11:09
sleep00:11:11
it was firstly this toilet is better in a00:11:14
dorm because after all I lived in a00:11:16
hotel00:11:21
I don’t understand how They [ __ ] a00:11:24
person like They they [ __ ] this man00:11:27
from Michelin tires who came,00:11:29
rate the hotel. That is, it seems to me,00:11:32
you know, this man really [ __ ] him00:11:35
like And he came into this hotel and they00:11:39
tell him, we have a room, but here’s a00:11:42
toilet and he’s so cool, they say00:11:45
let’s go in. Then they make a Circle along00:11:47
the floor they go back to this toilet and00:11:49
say, here’s another toilet we have and they just00:11:51
[ __ ] him up on one was on the floor, maybe the00:11:54
hotel was just called Five Stars00:11:55
to cheat00:11:56
five-star hotels, here you go It00:11:59
was very nice, very nice, very00:12:01
very nice man, that’s how00:12:04
nice he was and he gave me super praise for00:12:06
Georgia, I told him yes, yes, I’m here with a goji00:12:08
boat no no Listen to me Georgia is a00:12:10
magnificent country I say Yes, I know and it00:12:12
so happened that on the very first evening that00:12:13
I arrived in Georgia I got really [ __ ] up00:12:15
Well, I got really [ __ ] up and this is the00:12:18
day I had a very bad hangover,00:12:20
but I really didn’t want to00:12:22
offend him, that I lay in my room all day,00:12:24
that every time he passed by00:12:26
my room, I tried not to breathe so that00:12:27
he wouldn’t hear that I was in the room, I, in the morning,00:12:30
pretended that I left the room, then I00:12:32
tiptoed into the room and00:12:35
just lay there all day, trying so that he would00:12:36
n’t think that I didn’t like it. Georgia,00:12:38
this evening I took a walk and decided to00:12:39
spend time in my hotel room. You00:12:41
think00:12:43
[ __ ] a five-star hotel, this is00:12:46
generally a terrible experience, it’s not it looks like a00:12:48
vacation, this is Seryozha, along with everyone else,00:12:51
you can’t breathe, you’re pretending that you’re not there.00:12:54
Actually, it was a cool rest Lech, I don’t know, you do00:12:58
n’t need to go to therapy after this vacation, just00:13:01
in case, like, you think he’d get00:13:04
really angry if he found out that you’re00:13:06
sitting in the room, I think yeah, well, like, this is00:13:10
his country, I came to visit him and00:13:12
instead of hanging out, eating Khinkali, walking00:13:14
in the mountains, I’m lying in the hotel, breathing00:13:17
and breathing Yes, and you want to [ __ ], it’s00:13:20
so dirty there, go for a walk around the city,00:13:22
how many toilets are there, very00:13:24
interesting how did I not get [ __ ] because00:13:26
I wasn't going to do it00:13:28
I'm never going to do this not00:13:31
once all the times when I got [ __ ] I00:13:34
wasn't going to do it but you're going to00:13:36
drink one beer at a time I don't know how it00:13:39
suits you and they ask You don't want to00:13:40
say in mine without rules deviation00:13:41
hung out with fights they tell you not to00:13:43
watch00:14:02
and then went to fights without rules00:14:06
this is a person’s life So I’m afraid of such00:14:09
people00:14:11
they were underground but conditionally00:14:13
underground because they have an00:14:14
official channel on YouTube that’s their00:14:16
level of undergroundness00:14:18
and my friends are so far underground00:14:21
comedy00:14:22
We are Underground we have a million subscribers00:14:25
on YouTube my friends they are00:14:27
filming these I’m afraid without rules and they00:14:30
called me they said We’ll sign you in I00:14:32
thought Well it’s cool I’ve never00:14:34
had this experience in my life They sent me00:14:36
the address they said you’ll give me your last name at the00:14:38
entrance I I think it’s cool, I’ll look I00:14:40
’m not into fighting without rules But for the sake of00:14:42
existential experience for the sake of understanding00:14:45
the world for the sake of knowing the world feelings of emotions I’m00:14:49
ready for such experiments Besides, I00:14:50
need to leave the room so as not to swear, I’m00:14:54
coming to this place where fighting without rules takes place, this is the00:14:56
place like as if It’s00:15:00
like an00:15:02
abandoned barn But with taste00:15:05
I hope there are a00:15:09
lot of people they are standing in line00:15:14
at all but especially in the situation00:15:27
he looked at me like this, not fights but00:15:30
fights actually I’m like, well, they’re fighting here00:15:32
he’s like this I’ll hold you now really,00:15:35
it’s cool that they all also have00:15:39
such a theme, you know, like sailors, they don’t00:15:41
swim, but go to sea, artists, they don’t00:15:44
draw, they paint pictures,00:15:47
fighters without rules don’t fight, but they00:15:50
dance and00:15:53
dance around the ring and It was an incredible00:15:57
level of muscularity I felt already00:16:00
in line00:16:02
my beard00:16:05
started go off scale00:16:08
Usually I also stood up like this,00:16:12
just in case it’s easy not to stand out00:16:14
and the queue What do you think happened to me?00:16:22
I think that I would have stood in it at some00:16:24
point,00:16:33
father please, you were right00:16:37
and all this is the maximum00:16:43
I’m standing in this queue I listen to rap, I see00:16:46
people who rap Well, I’m not wearing headphones,00:16:51
like I’ll listen,00:16:53
like he was playing Yes, some kind of aggressive Yes,00:16:56
super aggressive, the kind that makes00:16:58
you want to break chairs00:17:00
without rules Let’s get into the ring, let’s00:17:04
fight without rules, similar Yes, there are no00:17:08
rules except for one rule, there are no rules00:17:14
in fact, it turned out that00:17:17
I was surprised But more on that later, the line00:17:21
moves very slowly and at some point it00:17:24
passes. I come up and they ask for00:17:26
tickets. Look in the lists for my ticket.00:17:39
And here they are fighting. I’ll share it with you now.00:17:42
Well, they00:18:03
also went to fights without rules with me.00:18:06
magicians00:18:09
and it really was very00:18:12
cinematic because one of them,00:18:14
you know, took a card and just like that from hand00:18:17
to hand You have friends magicians00:18:21
appeared Tbilisi city of opportunities to be00:18:23
honest what kind of life are you living in the00:18:26
toilet you can’t breathe you went to00:18:30
fights without rules with friends00:18:34
and if this evening we met, we became00:18:36
friends, it sounds like a story of a00:18:37
person, what does it look like? It’s like you and I are00:18:40
at the Kazan station00:18:44
and you come to me00:18:47
[applause] [music]00:18:48
this is how you know how I ended up in00:18:51
thissituation.00:18:53
I’m just like00:18:56
you. you tell this story00:19:02
[laughter]00:19:21
I go into this00:19:24
muscular toxic place there you know there is a00:19:27
stage scene I don’t know what the00:19:30
ring is called ring Yes but00:19:36
[laughter]00:19:40
I can imagine how surprised you were when you went00:19:43
there and that and you turn to00:19:45
some kind of Focus Why on stage ropes00:19:49
and magicians are like that, it’s probably so that the00:19:52
cards don’t fly out into the auditorium00:19:56
to their friends, and my friends are there with the00:19:59
fighters who will fight. Yes, and they00:20:03
met together.00:20:06
This story will00:20:08
end with you being a traveling circus00:20:14
magician, fighters without rules,00:20:19
tough. I’m waiting for the moment in this story when00:20:23
Penguin Man will hire you,00:20:28
so it turns out that I have a00:20:30
certain reputation, in short,00:20:37
among fighters without rules In short, when00:20:40
I was introduced to fighters without rules,00:20:42
my friends communicate with them00:20:43
a lot. They say this by the way, Lyokha,00:20:46
who challenged Khabib to a fight,00:20:49
so this is how you look like that yes00:20:53
wow, for those people who don’t know, I’ll tell you00:20:56
that in one of the episodes of our program,00:20:58
Lesha officially addressed the camera to00:21:00
Khabib. Nurmagomedova called him to a fight and00:21:03
they wrote about it, to my regret. All00:21:04
news changes in sports and now in the world of00:21:07
fighters you are known as the person who00:21:09
called Khabib Nurmagomedova00:21:13
I don’t understand at all How I ended up at that00:21:15
point I’m known in the world of fighters without rules00:21:37
as the coolest fighter I’m kind of myself00:21:44
and I was so imbued with the atmosphere that I00:21:47
started drinking beer one after another00:21:51
I’m coming over Give me a beer Give me a beer00:21:54
I’m a man I’m I love fights fights fights00:21:59
probably show my level of love00:22:01
Fights What are fights called00:22:03
let's go to a jerk-off there are underground jerk-offs00:22:08
when the fights started I was already00:22:12
under the loaf00:22:15
enough under the ear to give advice to the fighters00:22:20
and as it turned out00:22:23
there is a basic rule, this is not to give00:22:27
advice to the fighters00:22:29
Hello, my name is several once and what00:22:32
advice did you give on the body work on the00:22:34
body I don’t give a [ __ ] what it is in my heart, but I00:22:38
watched the movie Rocky and there the00:22:40
body coach told him to beat him. And how did you00:22:42
give guidance in some way these tips how did00:22:45
you How did you understand what was needed specifically on00:22:47
his body it was like a video game.00:22:50
Red light was shining in red; his weak point on the00:22:54
body was glowing. To be honest, I didn’t even understand00:22:58
who this advice was for. I just wanted to scream00:23:00
on the body. Work on the body.00:23:03
At some point, a Georgian man came up00:23:05
and said there was no need for work on the body.00:23:08
scream00:23:09
if you want to scream, first of all00:23:13
it’s like more active more active Act and00:23:16
then00:23:17
orbi seems like orbi in Georgian is two and00:23:20
like Orby means it hits a two And00:23:23
after that it’s just very00:23:29
yes00:23:31
Here this story has no ending because there is00:23:33
no logical ending in it00:23:36
like at the end I said I challenge00:23:38
the winner came out and won Pitbull there is no00:23:42
This story has no ending00:23:44
I had a great time go you know how00:23:48
you kind of challenge the strongest to a fight00:23:50
and you start a fight at some point00:23:54
you're lying around like this on the body doesn't work00:23:56
please00:24:02
this is the person you want prompted worth00:24:04
a Vaseline like this00:24:08
I wanted to ask you a question in order to00:24:11
move on to further discussion so smoothly The00:24:13
fact is that we are going to00:24:15
move to Berlin with you in April so that here00:24:19
Thank you Thank you00:24:22
[applause] there are00:24:25
already fewer people applauding than at the beginning00:24:28
you see They thought that we were alone day00:24:30
Cool It was a joy that we00:24:33
met But they were pleased that we00:24:36
would eat tomorrow and now you see We00:24:38
are moving less people like that Well, it’s00:24:42
all clear, [ __ ] it, what’s00:24:44
unusual here then00:24:48
you’ve been walking for several days, we’ve already00:24:51
come here on purpose in Berlin00:24:53
early00:24:54
What are your impressions Tell me00:24:57
what you think, you still haven’t thought of00:24:59
moving no no I really00:25:02
liked this city I heard that00:25:05
Berlin is a city where there are absolutely00:25:07
no frameworks and I didn’t suspect that it’s00:25:10
so much so that there are no frameworks here even in The00:25:11
subway made me absolutely crazy about this,00:25:13
it’s true, I’m into it Yesterday we went to00:25:17
perform with my friend and something, and we’re00:25:19
traveling on the subway and chatting to him about00:25:21
stand-up, we’ll talk about it. I’m going down to the subway and00:25:23
we’re already waiting for the train and I understand that I don’t00:25:25
give a damn. That’s not what I said Listen, but I,00:25:28
uh, I need a ticket in general She says00:25:31
yes, you’ll be fined If you don’t take it and00:25:33
I would have to take it, that is, it’s00:25:34
really some kind of magic of some kind00:25:39
I, when I first got into the elevator, went down to the00:25:41
Metro I was [ __ ], I outwitted them I00:25:45
arrived frames What a00:25:50
weirdo I was, [ __ ]00:25:53
Berlin Yes, yes, there is a crook in00:25:57
the city,00:25:59
but then I felt embarrassed, I thought that00:26:03
even more so they told me that you bought a ticket, you have to00:26:05
validate it, I don’t00:26:07
understand Where it composts, where frames, what00:26:08
in general I started approaching people00:26:11
and asking00:26:21
and they were like, well, there’s an orbit00:26:26
in some kind of turnstile, and then there’s00:26:29
no turnstile here. I mean, it’s00:26:32
possible for free,00:26:35
no, and it’s so cool that here they take your00:26:40
word for it, yes. Well, what can the cops catch?00:26:42
in general, taking my word for00:26:45
it is generally very cool, but this00:26:48
thing that punches tickets really00:26:49
punches tickets here, this thing, that00:26:52
is, I’m like this Well, I’m in the metro But this is00:26:55
how the metro works here I don’t00:26:57
know, I at the same time admire and00:27:01
horror That is, this is a thing that00:27:03
punches tickets. That is, I’m really00:27:05
afraid every time that my fingers00:27:07
will be [ __ ] with this thing.00:27:10
It’s cool that our show is becoming an00:27:12
observational comedy about the subway,00:27:14
but by the way, I saw it because I bought00:27:16
tickets online, I downloaded the apps.00:27:18
Where can I buy it?00:27:23
I think so that here you know,00:27:27
buy tickets not in the metro, you have to write00:27:28
a letter to the president, send it by00:27:31
mail, you wait for 8 years, the answer comes to00:27:36
you by mail, and you finally open00:27:38
this envelope and read the letter and it00:27:41
says But do you want to pay for the radio point00:27:44
or not00:27:46
[ __ ] really for [ __ ] radio point, what00:27:49
about a ticket, can I get a ticket? I haven’t been00:27:52
able to [ __ ] go anywhere for 8 years,00:27:55
just all sorts of unsubscribes from the president.00:27:57
Sorry, I’m busy, I have a lot of things to do. I’m00:27:59
signing permission so that people can be00:28:02
given SIM cards. Personally, we have everything by mail, everything is00:28:05
through paperwork when I first decided to00:28:08
take the metro here00:28:10
if I built a route on Google maps and00:28:13
it so happened that in Berlin there are different00:28:15
types of00:28:16
trains not on rails, the00:28:20
map shows me Yes, go to a preschool educational institution for 700:28:25
minutes and where we live there is a station with I00:28:30
won’t say that I’m coming and there isn’t a00:28:32
continuous one with and 9 rails I I’m walking like00:28:41
I’m just starting to panic. I very00:28:45
quickly start to panic about these things00:28:46
because I don’t understand what to do. I was00:28:48
already thinking, I’m going back to Tallinn, I don’t00:28:50
understand. Am I here or am I going to00:28:52
stay here, and I guessed, wait, go for a walk with00:28:55
our cameraman Kirill and he left00:28:59
40 minutes before me and got to the place he00:29:02
walked and I left got out there at00:29:06
normal time came where is this You are00:29:07
20 minutes late and I’ve been walking for 20 minutes00:29:09
at the ESC what the [ __ ] should I do what should I00:29:12
do we will move on00:29:15
Because I have accumulated several stories00:29:17
that I would like to tell uh00:29:20
First of all, I would like to ah pay00:29:24
attention to my pants and I want to say00:29:27
that I know That is, I understand That is, this is00:29:31
very this is very Well, as if I understand that00:29:34
Today I look as if a00:29:38
child painted me,00:29:40
but I’ll explain what’s going on. The fact is00:29:44
that I took it with me on the road. That is,00:29:46
I have several such strange00:29:47
items of clothing in such bright,00:29:50
crazy colors, and I00:29:53
bought these clothes for myself with that in mind00:29:56
that, as it were, Sometimes it helps me,00:29:58
how to expand my boundaries, as if you know,00:30:01
I feel more confident, that is,00:30:03
you deliberately look like that. And00:30:06
when I go on the road, I always take a couple of00:30:08
items of clothing that are so catchy with00:30:10
me,00:30:11
with the expectation that at least a little in00:30:14
this is how it would be like I had00:30:17
several pants and they were all almost00:30:20
at the end of their way to the Cord And all the pants were already00:30:23
dirty and I avoided these pants as best I could00:30:25
Well, here we are and I will have to00:30:28
be in them for several days, this is of course00:30:30
Complete [ __ ] up I walk around Berlin And we’re still00:30:33
kind of in the center Here you know a lot of00:30:35
informal people of all kinds, but we live on the outskirts00:30:38
because there’s a lot of us And we can’t00:30:40
afford You have normal housing We00:30:42
live in a five-star hotel,00:30:44
of course, here But we live right here, right00:30:47
well right in fucked-up Bergen, that is, in00:30:52
fucked-up Bergen and there, and accordingly,00:30:55
everyone on the street is wearing black and I come out00:30:59
when I leave our [ __ ]00:31:01
five-star hotel. I’m walking like that, down the00:31:03
street people look at me and from the look00:31:06
it’s clear that people, people in general, people00:31:09
think that textures are afraid, you know.00:31:13
It happens that graphic artifacts00:31:15
appear when the video card00:31:16
overheats and the colors begin to00:31:19
fail, as if the pixels have burned out on00:31:21
the screen. Oh, what does it look like? You know what's in00:31:23
those pants with that hair? You look00:31:25
like the mystery guy from the movie00:31:28
Batman of 1998. Yes, I00:31:30
look real. like the villain from Batman00:31:32
That is, I really need a gang of circus performers00:31:34
By the way, I can take you If you want with00:31:37
magicians and fighters, I just need00:31:40
such personnel for my gang, you and I were00:31:44
given grass after the concert00:31:48
No, I’m a spoiler We were given a box00:31:53
as if from - for candy, you know, yes,00:31:55
a box Well, like sometimes they give you some boxes,00:31:58
maybe you remember in Tallinn, a00:32:00
guy came and said he gave two00:32:03
boxes, he says I’m a Jeweler, I made you00:32:06
rings. And I thought, yes, here’s one of them. And I00:32:09
thought you were talking about another case when a00:32:10
guy came with a box, we opened it, and there were00:32:11
eclairs in the shape of penises, or this, and00:32:15
then you gave us a box, we00:32:18
opened it and there was just a package, as if I’d00:32:22
say So I don’t understand the grass, I00:32:24
kind of interact with it only when00:32:27
I’m with friends somewhere they give me a joint and00:32:29
say you want me like this,00:32:36
how long to detain me00:32:39
Wow, this is what got me through and my friends are like00:32:44
that, you didn’t even take a puff, you do00:32:48
n’t just need to hold it close to00:32:51
your face and says take a picture of me with a joint,00:32:59
I can’t be [ __ ] by herbs if00:33:02
I don’t touch other drugs. I don’t00:33:04
touch it at all because I think that where else but00:33:07
in Berlin you and I have00:33:09
never really talked about drugs, where else in00:33:11
Berlin we talked about doing this But00:33:13
they cut it out here, well, but here you don’t have to00:33:16
cut it out This is because I think that this is the00:33:19
most general harmless Conversation in00:33:21
Berlin about drugs that I've even00:33:23
heard of This city In short, I don't use00:33:26
That is, I only smoke weed sometimes like00:33:28
this, when it accidentally falls00:33:31
into my hands, are you Crazy? I'll go crazy,00:33:38
but in general I don't use any other drugs00:33:41
because that I’m afraid because00:33:45
I’m a very addicted person and I’m afraid00:33:48
that when I like something I immerse myself in it I’ve00:33:51
seen games or00:33:53
stand-up for example with relationships I00:33:55
have such a problem and drugs I’m very00:33:58
afraid that I’d rather I really like it00:34:00
and I so I don’t touch anything and00:34:03
I don’t know what about drugs and they00:34:05
basically gave us I’ll just describe it I don’t know00:34:07
what it’s called in drug language00:34:09
We were given a box in this box00:34:12
there was a bag I’m like you know I’m00:34:17
so and so it looks like some- then the testimony seems00:34:19
as if a00:34:22
drug dealer was caught in the area, as if an old woman00:34:26
found a bookmark in the area, the cops00:34:29
interrogate her and ask what was there, I’m00:34:31
standing in all this in scarves, this is in a scarf with00:34:35
bags and such a bag and in this00:34:39
bag means how00:34:44
short there's a bag there, it's a box like that,00:34:48
there was a bag in it and in the bag I don't know00:34:52
what it's called. Maybe you know something like this,00:34:55
so green, so comatose, just00:35:02
giga stuck together. That is, I don't understand00:35:06
drugs, but somehow, somewhere00:35:09
intuitively, this is the energy of my ancestors00:35:12
at that moment she suggested that this is a [ __ ] awesome blow,00:35:15
probably00:35:18
in exactly this wording, that is, like,00:35:21
I see when they roll a joint there, like,00:35:23
well, weed, like tobacco, you know, like that, it’s00:35:26
lying there, and this is just so [ __ ] up00:35:30
that it’s right that they’re like that.00:35:35
and set it on fire, walk around the city like that, just like that,00:35:37
you look at it. You look at it, and00:35:41
you’re already knocked out.00:35:46
You know what it is, but it’s like this,00:35:55
but as I understand it, I don’t understand the00:35:58
terminology well; I’ve never heard from ours. I00:36:00
haven’t bought marijuana in my life,00:36:02
I’ve always had the same times when I should buy [ __ ]00:36:07
drugs. I think I’ll die of fear00:36:10
even if they tell me if I’m in the00:36:12
[ __ ] country, if I’m in Amsterdam, [ __ ] me, I00:36:14
’ll be in a store in a coffee shop, they’ll tell me00:36:17
here you can buy drugs, I’ll tell00:36:18
you too are sure that I don’t think that this is00:36:21
good Let’s go from here already, but I00:36:25
talked a lot with people who know00:36:27
the terminology who study all this and00:36:29
it seems very strange to me when you00:36:31
know they say to me when I first heard the00:36:32
phrase let’s go to my place and smoke I bought00:36:34
buds I came and I expected cones, you know,00:36:37
like from uh, how is it that pine trees are like that? I,00:36:40
too, always say, like, cone, I have a00:36:42
cone of grass, well,00:36:45
then someone says, [ __ ] them, make00:36:48
crafts, make00:36:52
barrels, buy yourself cones.00:36:58
My classmate,00:37:25
none of the names of grass are cool,00:37:28
like cone, Well what kind of lump is the grass00:37:32
weeding the most normal really in00:37:34
my opinion it generally sounds frivolous00:37:36
frivolous at least not as stupid as00:37:38
the heads we’ll smoke the heads I00:37:42
’ll wash the heads at school smoke cigarettes And what00:37:47
was it in the bag you know what it’s00:37:49
called but I know that it was00:37:52
grass from which00:37:54
has taken away everything cool in the grass and All that remains is00:37:57
just pens for yourself yes yes And you and I00:38:01
really00:38:04
sniffed the little stars This bag is00:38:08
like that Oh yes Kirill come here Smell What00:38:11
the bag of grass smells like and in general we00:38:13
passed it around in a circle everyone sniffed the bag Oh00:38:16
yes it’s already leaving Yes and I said that we would00:38:20
n’t take this with us on the road00:38:21
because we are migrants, we don’t need problems, and00:38:23
everyone said it to themselves and no one gives a [ __ ] about00:38:25
it. But it was too much. I don’t want it. It’s00:38:28
too stressful anyway. Moreover, we00:38:31
couldn’t even understand how we should throw00:38:35
this thing away because it will just remain on00:38:37
the table, no matter00:38:40
what the owners think, when they arrive, and there will be no00:38:43
big heads, I think they00:38:46
will be upset, but not because we left the00:38:48
grass because it’s a [ __ ], we00:38:50
thought the real [ __ ] is this, Dina’s a00:38:52
[ __ ] [ __ ] it then I don’t understand00:38:55
by the way it’s funny That’s CB Well, that is, I00:38:58
heard that I always ask when00:39:01
they offer it to me00:39:02
they tell me it’s like grass but only she’s00:39:05
like they00:39:06
told me00:39:08
everything she’s like no curtain but she’s kind of00:39:11
relaxing that’s why you can just have some tea00:39:14
drink Yes, really, like, you can watch00:39:17
jokes on YouTube for this, it’s better00:39:19
to stand a little grass grass I think00:39:29
it’s not like it’s a curtain, but it’s relaxing,00:39:33
I want to continue a little on this topic00:39:36
of how we seem to be a little different in this00:39:38
regard from most comedians00:39:40
because Most comedians are kind of00:39:42
the opposite, they like to smoke00:39:44
weed there, you know, and it’s like we00:39:46
have a slightly different atmosphere here in Austria,00:39:49
I want to tell you to record this00:39:51
incident that happened. After the concert, we00:39:55
got up and went backstage. I feel like00:39:57
my back is like this. they push that00:40:00
I would turn around. I turn around and there is00:40:02
a child standing there,00:40:04
like 10 years old, and it turns out that there00:40:09
was a spectator in the hall, he holds out00:40:12
our photographs that he printed,00:40:14
and not just on a printer, but it’s clear00:40:17
that the printing house is good, our photographs are00:40:19
still here, we are on stage. too We didn’t even00:40:21
have time to leave near the backstage, he’ll stop00:40:23
That’s how I understand, can you sign00:40:26
the photos please I say Sorry,00:40:28
can you give us 15 minutes and then like I00:40:33
’ll do it all and like this you can00:40:35
quickly please my mom00:40:37
has already come for me I need to hurry up she00:40:39
’ll kill me if I’m not leaving right now, I00:40:42
’m saying let’s go quickly, we00:40:44
went backstage and I signed my photo,00:40:49
you signed yours and it was clear at that00:40:52
moment that his mom was calling him a lot, she was00:40:54
dumping your [ __ ]00:40:59
and in the end he was like Okay, I ran and00:41:02
then I was like oh wait I prepared00:41:05
you a sweet gift and ran away and left00:41:08
us some candy and now it’s all clear00:41:11
who else the boxes are from00:41:14
I have Another story about Vienna I00:41:17
was a Venu in a hotel there the doors are00:41:18
automatic but they don’t open00:41:21
like that and they look like regular ones00:41:23
you know there are automatic doors that00:41:25
look like ordinary ones that00:41:27
you open like this with a handle and there was such a00:41:28
door and when I first came here I00:41:32
got into an awkward situation, I saw how00:41:33
people encounter it for the first time, they get00:41:36
into everything when they approach it, they pull it00:41:38
and it says only then they see that it00:41:40
says automatic door, don’t00:41:43
touch it, it will open on its own, why do they have a00:41:45
handle then I don’t know. [ __ ] it, just00:41:48
to humiliate you, apparently and your joke is that00:41:52
if you pull it, you pull it00:41:54
towards you, it stops and you00:41:57
can’t pull it, you remove your hand and then she00:41:59
opens on her own, as if that’s what she’s00:42:01
like, I [ __ ] off my hands myself, [ __ ], well, I00:42:04
took my [ __ ] hands off, I’ll open up on my own, and00:42:07
it’s humiliating and strange because it’s00:42:09
like a [ __ ], I understand that in Europe everything is00:42:11
very cool and they strive for00:42:13
convenience, so that everyone it was very00:42:16
inclusive but damn the doors, but you can00:42:19
at least leave doors for people Leave00:42:22
doors for people really, well, I want to00:42:24
feel that there is something human00:42:26
left in me That is, everything automatic00:42:28
will soon be travelators to accompany you home00:42:31
and there the doors open on their own,00:42:34
you’re going to go they immediately take you to the toilet in the00:42:38
common room, of course, there the robot unzips your fly00:42:42
And just like that,00:42:44
he puts pressure on your [ __ ] so that the urine comes out00:42:50
Because that’s how it works, I don’t know How00:42:54
else00:42:55
[music]00:42:58
the Briton admitted that under the influence of00:43:01
beer he leaked the correspondence of officials of00:43:02
the Russian secret services in a00:43:06
London court I remember that in Germany00:43:08
everything will turn out well as a00:43:14
London court sentenced the00:43:18
former00:43:19
guard of the British Embassy in00:43:21
Berlin, 58-year-old David Smith, to 13 years and two months in prison,00:43:23
found guilty of collecting classified00:43:25
information in favor of Russia. Smith leaked00:43:28
correspondence of high-ranking officials to the00:43:30
Russian special services00:43:34
but dumped it all. wine for beer,00:43:38
he carried out espionage operations only00:43:40
after seven pints of about 4 liters of foamy00:43:42
drink00:43:44
during one of the hearings, he urged the00:43:46
court to consider him not as a00:43:47
foreign spy as a disgruntled00:43:50
employee because he experienced00:43:52
excessive hatred for his place of00:43:53
work and found the whole United00:43:55
Kingdom state of depression00:43:57
and became addicted to alcoholic beverages00:43:59
as if this is a story about me 58 years old00:44:02
in general an interesting move, that is, that he00:44:04
said that he was not a spy, that he did not00:44:07
leak information to, like, Russia, as00:44:10
if to work in favor of Russia, and he is00:44:12
just an angry, dissatisfied00:44:14
man00:44:16
who leaked information Because00:44:18
his country infuriates him, but in general you can understand,00:44:21
you know, he just wanted to complain to00:44:24
someone about his job for a living, and it00:44:28
turned out that only Russia was online,00:44:33
what do you want to do after four00:44:35
liters of beer? Have you ever had this problem00:44:37
after four liters of beer? it’s good00:44:40
to return to consciousness most likely for00:44:44
sure It’s me now 4 liters that’s a lot00:44:48
I would, to be honest, I would give him a suspended00:44:50
sentence because 4 liters of beer firstly00:44:52
The man survived every time after 400:44:54
liters of beer yes I would put a test on him I00:44:57
think this is the perfect00:44:58
dud Dat if you can do anything00:45:00
because you need 4 liters of beer, you know,00:45:03
after four liters of beer I00:45:05
don’t know, but I understand him, I understand00:45:08
because I actually have a00:45:10
rule, I made it for myself, I00:45:13
actually have a list of rules in the telegram in00:45:16
favorites in the pin I have several00:45:18
files there There are things that I constantly00:45:21
write down, I keep a to-do list I00:45:23
have important information there,00:45:25
some of my phone numbers you know, this is the00:45:28
data and then I have there,00:45:32
in particular, a list of rules in all00:45:35
seriousness that I try to00:45:37
stick to when I drink I first of00:45:39
all When I drink I open these rules00:45:41
To remind myself I really00:45:43
stick to the rules so as not to00:45:45
harm myself or other people there are00:45:48
rules such as for example The first rule in00:45:51
no case when I drink do not send to00:45:55
anyone00:45:58
Why Because I've had situations00:46:01
when I'm like drinking and I'm communicating with a00:46:04
person. It seems to me that we're on vibe and I00:46:06
can send News in the morning. I wake up00:46:09
like damn, what have I done?00:46:16
Yes, so I think that I understand00:46:20
the dude, that is, it's like me would be00:46:24
accused like that I’m00:46:26
spreading my own, I’m not leaking my nudes00:46:29
because I want, you00:46:32
know, to support Russia No, I just00:46:36
shouldn’t drink beer so much, but it would be00:46:39
strange if you were leaking to the00:46:41
Russian special services for00:46:43
some reason. What to paralyze,00:46:46
I think this the dude also00:46:49
needs to make a list of rules. The first rule is like00:46:52
so that when you have a drink, you open the rule00:46:54
like this. The first rule is not to leak00:46:57
secret information to the Russian00:46:59
secret service.00:47:10
that00:47:13
this happens to me, you know that I’m like I’m00:47:15
drinking, I’ve had it several times Then I00:47:17
kind of see in the work chat some00:47:18
message appears that If I00:47:21
were sober I would read something like this, well, as they00:47:24
say, 10 pm already someone writes at 10:0000:47:27
pm in the workers' chat here I00:47:30
shouldn't count on an answer, I00:47:32
know my boundaries I'll wake up in the morning my00:47:35
eyes only then I'll answer in a robe But00:47:38
when I drink a beer I see it's such a00:47:40
[ __ ] thing00:47:43
what the [ __ ] happened there the00:47:47
[ __ ] sound has gone away00:47:50
Give it here00:47:52
I'll find that sound where I will find these files00:47:58
Sasha they have been deleted and cannot be restored I00:48:01
will learn how to restore files right00:48:03
now00:48:04
and by the way Check it out00:48:09
God what a horror so I understand the guy00:48:18
because00:48:21
I always step on the same rake The00:48:23
first rule is not to go to fights without00:48:27
rules when you drink00:48:29
than your opinion is famous for our show I00:48:33
think that our show is famous for the fact that it is00:48:35
the only00:48:37
comedy show in the Russian language Where we00:48:42
can talk so openly about Putin to a00:48:46
live audience you wrote well, yes, but I00:48:51
wanted to say that we are impartial and we are00:48:54
analytical, it’s true we are absolutely not00:48:56
biased Yes, we don’t take sides with anyone other than anything,00:49:02
as if not everything is so simple, and that’s why the00:49:06
following news is about Germany. I00:49:09
wanted to read the life.ru website,00:49:17
we try to be objective and not make00:49:19
value judgments. I agree, I agree.00:49:22
Well-known Russian publication Yes, I wanted to00:49:26
find out that there is a00:49:29
German journalist returned from Russia00:49:36
interestingly interesting why I’m even00:49:39
interested in imagining Why So why did00:49:42
he come horror anti-Russian Propaganda00:49:45
Russophobia in fact Harassment of the Russian Federation and all this00:49:50
at the main station in Germany00:49:52
was told by the publicist Hayden00:49:56
Yes yes Now we’ll find out I myself I’m trying00:50:00
sports and nothing else00:50:06
I don’t know what it’s like I was there.00:50:10
All sorts of Russophobia, well, like, well, like, they don’t00:50:12
speak Russian, but00:50:16
I don’t know much, it’s just that it’s so00:50:19
hard to convince a person, the00:50:23
scope of anti-Russian propaganda in00:50:25
Berlin horrified the Moscow00:50:27
correspondent of the publication,00:50:30
who returned to Germany from the Russian Federation, as00:50:34
he said the journalist himself at the station in the00:50:36
German capital a huge poster in00:50:38
support of Ukraine was00:50:41
placed there by Vladimir Zelensky,00:50:43
supplemented with provocative00:50:45
anti-Russian slogans and further00:50:47
such00:50:59
anti-Russian Propaganda00:51:01
Russophobia in fact, Harassment of Russia at the00:51:05
main station in Germany, it was as if they00:51:08
had punched me in the face Hey guy, you00:51:11
came to another Germany wrote Hayden And00:51:14
before that it was different, the00:51:16
last time he was in Germany,00:51:19
like, 46, I don’t know, like, Lord, where did00:51:23
they remove Stalin’s portrait from here,00:51:28
damn where is the wall, what’s wrong00:51:31
with the wall, people, what are you doing, Lord,00:51:50
journalists and the number of security measures, the00:51:58
soldier on duty here is more quantity00:52:01
law enforcement officers, they were all equipped00:52:03
to disperse the demonstration, and together with00:52:06
military glory they were faced with a ban on00:52:08
any Russian symbols; performing00:52:10
songs from the war years, however, many00:52:13
visitors say they did not hesitate to violate these00:52:15
requirements.00:52:17
Yes, it’s [ __ ]00:52:18
[ __ ], what the [ __ ], well, wait, what does it00:52:23
mean in essence that people sang and these [ __ ] people00:52:25
Z demonstrated all this [ __ ] and these00:52:28
[ __ ] St. George ribbons I advise them there00:52:31
was nothing Maybe it’s just a Phobia00:52:33
that they weren’t [ __ ]00:52:35
Well if they demonstrated for this00:52:38
no one gave them a crack, then I think that00:52:40
this is Russophobia in my opinion come on00:52:42
Explain please, I’m confused in00:52:44
Russophobia, it’s just that there are so many different00:52:47
Russophobias that are developing, I’m confused,00:52:50
which one exactly are you talking about?00:53:06
What is Russophobia? Let’s start with this: how do you imagine yourself? I’m really confused;00:53:09
I hear on TV, at first it started with the fact00:53:12
that they show the Baltic countries that there is00:53:14
Russophobia there00:53:16
and they showed how Russians are just robbing shop00:53:20
windows like this, look at00:53:22
how Russians are. Well, they are oppressing them Yes,00:53:28
and now I continue this, then they said00:53:31
that in Ukraine they are destroying Russians00:53:34
because there is a boy in shorts00:53:37
and now they say that Russophobia is everywhere in the00:53:41
world Russophobia is hated by Russians I don’t00:53:44
know Well, like, I saw in Tbilisi, for example,00:53:48
russians go home graffiti Yes, it was a scarecrow, then I00:53:52
really found out that this dude from Omsk00:53:54
drew it, but don’t poke me in.00:53:56
Apparently he just missed home very00:53:59
much I wanted to go back and kind of expressed00:54:02
it with such00:54:05
graphic art. Yesterday I was in a00:54:08
bar, I met a woman there.00:54:12
Well, the owner of the bar introduced us00:54:14
because he said You speak Russian and00:54:16
you speak Russian You will probably00:54:18
become friends00:54:19
this is always this is never true00:54:24
This this is dangerous because you can00:54:27
speak Russian, another person00:54:29
who speaks Russian may be from00:54:31
Ukraine, for example,00:54:34
or there may also be a conflict situation00:54:37
when you speak Russian You are from00:54:39
Russia, the person speaks Russian00:54:40
is unpleasant00:54:44
This is my favorite situation,00:54:46
maybe00:54:50
we started with it speak00:54:52
Russian, she asks us where you are from and00:54:56
we are speaking from Estonia.00:55:10
I felt awkward that I, as the owner of00:55:14
the hotel, am sharing all my secrets too quickly,00:55:18
and I was in a taxi here and the taxi driver was from00:55:21
Lebanon and it seems to me that he doesn’t00:55:24
quite understand in European countries00:55:28
and he asked me warrier and From I’m walking00:55:31
From Estonia and he’s like Estonia Estonia00:55:34
here I say00:55:38
Estonia but he’s like that too00:55:42
I say00:55:45
then somehow00:55:52
I thought that somehow we already have such a connection00:55:54
with him I’ll probably tell him the truth I’m00:55:57
telling the young battery from From Russia and he’s00:56:01
like Russia00:56:03
and then he asks me as if It would seem like a00:56:05
simple question that He asked00:56:09
regarding other countries, but for me it already00:56:12
had a different meaning I00:56:14
was asked from Russia00:56:19
and I I’m just loaded I know that00:56:24
Yes, I really didn’t know what to answer him.00:56:27
But the first thing I answered, as if00:56:29
instinctively, I answered,00:56:32
but then I started to think like, really,00:56:36
from Russian Europe, I thought, probably, I00:56:39
won’t burden him with the real answer,00:56:41
because the real answer is the new Dance00:56:45
Putin00:56:47
Singer but in00:56:53
Europe, I’m sure at this point he00:56:57
would just00:56:59
throw me the [ __ ] out and I would look up and there’s this00:57:03
German journalist like that, she’s in00:57:05
Russophone here in00:57:09
people’s faces They’re forbidden to choke in a taxi00:57:16
I didn’t want to be a good00:57:19
Russian who speaks00:57:38
with a mask on Israel Yura patinala life00:57:44
[music]00:57:52
Zyuganov said that Putin sometimes calls00:57:55
him at night00:58:04
quote Putin has a difficult schedule and must be treated00:58:09
with respect, he always calls00:58:14
True, sometimes the call comes already00:58:17
to fill out, but I go to bed late for me, this is00:58:19
quite satisfactory, the head of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation did not specify00:58:23
What exactly they are they're discussing, you know, I00:58:26
thought it looked like it looked00:58:28
like Zyuganov's girlfriends00:58:30
were worried that he was in an abusive00:58:33
relationship with Putin and Putin wasn't00:58:35
paying enough attention to him and they told him00:58:39
what's00:58:41
Gen's name, but look at his real eyes. He00:58:45
can't even find time with you.00:58:47
talking to you is banal [ __ ] he00:58:50
calls you at night and Izyuganov is00:58:53
like that trying to protect Putin you know and00:58:56
says Putin has a tough schedule and you have to00:58:59
treat girls with respect he00:59:02
always calls True, sometimes it00:59:04
comes to memorize the call but I00:59:07
go to bed late00:59:09
and my friends guess so we’ve all00:59:12
lost he’s already [ __ ] up, it seems to me that if00:59:16
he calls him the truth, then Putin is simply00:59:18
also a man who kills 4 liters of00:59:20
beer. He has no rules, I’m just00:59:29
sending Alina Alina a photo of the one00:59:32
with the whale. Please bring it to us00:59:35
now, I’ll send you a fax now.00:59:37
Look, and Zyuganov’s fax arrives; he’s00:59:41
standing there printout of the circle Where Putin00:59:43
rises to Nirvana So00:59:47
this is actually strange, like00:59:50
calling at night Well, in general, it seems to me that you know, it’s00:59:53
ugly to call at night, especially since00:59:55
Zyuganov is a busy man, he has an apiary,00:59:58
he needs to keep an eye on the uh bees, and then01:00:02
this one still calls How do you think that they are01:00:06
really discussing what Putin01:00:08
can call at night what they can01:00:10
discuss Hello It seems to me that first01:00:13
of all these are two people who are01:00:16
over 70 years old Yes01:00:18
and it seems to me at night they discuss01:00:22
Corvalol for example what Putin asks And01:00:26
when do you ask arrhythmia 170 to 150 that01:00:28
you drink01:00:31
such relationships that well, Zyuganov, in01:00:35
many ways, he’s like a hostage of this system, too,01:00:38
you know Well, like, I don’t justify him, but I do01:00:41
n’t think that he’s really [ __ ] up, I think that01:00:43
they’re all purely just like they want to01:00:46
live, you don’t you know, and how to just not01:00:50
stick out too much and do what01:00:52
Putin tells them and I’m sure that Zyuganov doesn’t really get a kick out01:00:54
of the fact that they01:00:57
[ __ ] call him in the middle of the night, he’s already [ __ ] lying down, he’s01:00:59
already laid him down in a hug, he’s falling asleep01:01:02
with his hive, he’s already hugging the hive just01:01:05
like that, he has already kissed the snail, the01:01:08
beehive has already buzzed calmly at night and01:01:13
they are already falling asleep,01:01:16
that phone is ringing and he turns on the lamp and you can see01:01:19
in his room that everything is blowing01:01:21
stylized he has a telephone cell like01:01:24
make Yes, [ __ ] up cell phone01:01:27
cell phone01:01:31
takes a cell phone01:01:34
takes off his first one, this01:01:37
helmet from bees you know this one to01:01:40
talk what And at this moment it’s01:01:43
hard for him even more bees it’s pity on him01:01:45
because to turn off the light and01:01:49
I think that he’s not that happy like01:01:51
Putin, it’s clear he’s calling, it’s like he’s01:01:54
calling Putin because [ __ ], well, he01:01:56
wanted to [ __ ] him So at night, [ __ ]01:01:57
genius, dial gamey kin, dial me, I have01:02:01
n’t hung out with him for a long time Gena No, he01:02:04
finished all his business You know, he wants to01:02:06
[ __ ] with no one [ __ ] because01:02:08
no one wants to be friends with him anymore01:02:10
makron doesn’t take it anymore just macron [ __ ] up01:02:13
sputum auto-identifier number and finally01:02:15
set himself and such Oh [ __ ] at night01:02:18
I won’t take it01:02:21
and Putin is like that then and Zyuganov01:02:25
Zyuganova is like that Hello Listen, did you watch01:02:29
Stranger things last season in general,01:02:31
what do you think, [ __ ] I just finished01:02:35
watching I don’t know who to share01:02:36
Izyugaev with so yes01:02:41
[ __ ] up Yeah yes of course yes01:02:46
yes unreal Well yes over there it’s certainly01:02:50
more mature than in the first seasons Yes01:02:53
really01:02:55
And do you think you like the third season01:02:59
Although the communists were01:03:01
Putin says like howl there, you know01:03:04
my favorite moment01:03:21
Yes, in general, it’s not really the action, of course it’s01:03:24
awesome, but do you remember how it’s like the01:03:27
communists when they tear apart Well, yes,01:03:30
no, there was something like that Yes, I don’t remember01:03:32
something, my assistants01:03:36
showed me an edited version where, on the contrary, the monsters01:03:39
they were repairing a star like this and the01:03:42
security guard was wearing American flags.01:03:45
In short, I don’t think he’s really happy,01:03:48
they’re both old and damn they’re both old.01:04:02
go to Magnit like01:04:04
this near the shelf with yogurts stand for 301:04:06
hours01:04:10
until his grandchildren find him01:04:13
among the counters Let's go back grandpa01:04:17
you will commit a bunch of war crimes01:04:19
Today01:04:20
I think at such moments the Zyuganovs envy01:04:24
Zhirinovsky to be honest01:04:27
[ __ ] why in his place it should have01:04:31
been me and like an outfit Zhirinovsky is in a01:04:35
cauldron in hell and01:04:37
joyful and01:04:41
and Satan is like that this is not so Why01:04:45
don’t you suffer You should suffer for eternity01:04:48
in a fiery hyena Zhirinovsky is like that at01:04:51
least I shouldn’t talk to Putin on the phone01:04:52
anymore every night [ __ ]01:04:55
listen to him this [ __ ] but how Do you think01:04:58
Alina still loves me or not01:05:00
[ __ ] Bro please [ __ ] Find yourself a01:05:05
therapist, you're [ __ ] up01:05:09
and you don't have the kind of thing that you spend the whole evening01:05:13
from the very beginning trying to bypass one01:05:16
association connected with Germany01:05:18
Berlin at all No You know I01:05:21
just don't have that already because I01:05:24
already, well, I don’t even know on01:05:29
the surface that well, well, I just01:05:32
feel frustrated when someone01:05:35
says Germany like Hitler Yes, Nazi,01:05:38
especially now we’re [ __ ] from01:05:41
Russia. I think that we can generally01:05:44
open our mouths about Nazism and joke about it01:05:48
what about you in Germany was Remember you are01:05:52
[ __ ] Your country is [ __ ] Germany01:05:55
Remember you are a [ __ ] up dictator01:05:58
who wanted to take over the world01:06:03
in Germany a01:06:05
student got stuck in a sculpture of a giant01:06:07
vagina01:06:15
several looks Why did you make me01:06:19
talk about Hitler if the news about a01:06:23
giant vagina is perhaps01:06:30
very -Berlinsky I think it would be01:06:33
This news sounds to me very much01:06:37
like news that Russian01:06:41
Propaganda can use Look at the Germans01:06:44
in the [ __ ] It01:06:48
seems to me that this is so Berlin01:06:51
German that if someone asks me01:06:53
why you are coming to Germany, this news just01:06:56
says it all I mean,01:07:00
it’s not even after 4 liters of beer, it’s01:07:03
just in the morning.01:07:04
So what happened01:07:07
in a German city,01:07:18
22 firefighters took part, it was possible to have01:07:22
one obstetrician01:07:26
[laughter]01:07:29
of course, [ __ ] firefighters, you need 20 people,01:07:33
one googles another calls up a01:07:37
doctor they know, the rest 18 are just waiting,01:07:41
another one is trying pull out01:07:44
pay attention 22 firefighters when they called01:07:47
something is on fire no but there is other news think about it01:07:52
at some point the fire01:07:54
called this guy’s father like Well what’s01:07:56
up01:07:59
and nervous walked around smoked01:08:05
born01:08:07
73 kilograms01:08:11
Meter eighty that’s such a hero01:08:15
he’s 37 years old01:08:20
Wow already talking01:08:24
apparently postponed01:08:29
incident occurred on the evening of Friday,01:08:32
June 20 with an American exchange student01:08:34
whose name is not disclosed And so this01:08:37
American was an American from Germany Yes, he01:08:40
climbed the sculpture of a giant vagina01:08:42
that is installed nearby,01:08:47
of course, of course I don’t01:08:51
like Zadornov in terms of the fact that he is a propagandist,01:08:53
too, but I can just imagine that he would have been out of01:08:56
this for about 10 minutes01:09:01
in Berlin, there was an incident where an American01:09:04
climbed in, I’m now I apologize, I’m just reading this01:09:07
as if I’m quoting into a giant,01:09:10
which means the01:09:12
female reproductive organ01:09:16
[applause]01:09:24
20 firefighters were pulled out01:09:27
and ours would have done what he did,01:09:31
here’s four pigs, he took it, he should have written it 1 201:09:34
for 35 and They were looking for him all this time, they01:09:38
pulled him out because the Russian is smart01:09:42
and our students did such a funny thing,01:09:45
they wrote an installation on this vagina01:09:48
and they never pulled him out of there the bowler01:09:54
hat of this generation they are different, they are01:09:58
like us, the01:10:00
Slavs already invented the vagina01:10:06
[applause]01:10:08
how cool that it’s captured on camera when she01:10:11
finally turned into the Joker,01:10:14
like Batman, his Origin was that he01:10:18
fell into a cauldron of acid, I fell into a joke01:10:22
about the fact that the Slavs invented the vagina01:10:28
and then he’s also like this and a vagina is the same as01:10:31
va is va this is inside01:10:34
the hymn this is how to perish, that is, death01:10:38
inside death And this is Anti, as if this is outside of01:10:42
death this is life the vagina gives life this is01:10:46
the Slavs who came up with everything a01:10:49
long time ago So01:10:52
the news is something01:10:55
and so he climbed the sculpture of a giant01:10:58
vagina that is installed next to the01:10:59
microbiology department and Virology01:11:01
University of Tübingen and was01:11:03
unable to get out 15 passers-by were01:11:06
unable to help him01:11:07
and called the fire brigade, according to the police, the01:11:10
student managed to get it without01:11:12
using any tools,01:11:14
not he, not the sculpture, the cost of which01:11:16
is estimated at 120,000 euros, were not harmed,01:11:20
the sculpture was created by a Peruvian artist,01:11:28
people might think that you’re making fun of the01:11:31
name of a Peruvian artist, good01:11:42
[laughter]01:11:45
I never know which one said01:11:48
that blah blah blah sometimes calls him at01:11:50
night01:11:52
Sorry, that’s a01:11:54
very difficult surname, I do01:11:59
n’t understand these Russian surnames of yours,01:12:04
now I won’t be surprised if01:12:07
the name of the German newspaper that you01:12:09
missed it like01:12:13
daughter01:12:14
I can’t handle it it’s very difficult01:12:19
in Germany01:12:22
[music]01:12:26
pure interest What will happen if Sasha01:12:29
jokes about Botox dick about a local01:12:31
politician And how quickly the show01:12:34
will close in free Europe and joking01:12:37
about local politicians is different and taboo01:12:40
yes we were Shocked about something like Putin01:12:43
injecting himself with Botox and we were talking about01:12:45
interesting things like whether Botox is injecting himself in the dick or01:12:47
not, but I always01:12:49
read comments like this But you joke about Putin and01:12:53
Try to joke about a local01:12:54
politician Well, how would I like to say01:12:57
firstly, I don’t really know them, so01:13:00
local politicians, and secondly, why the [ __ ] do01:13:03
I need them because01:13:05
I don’t have any kind of complaints about them? So far, there’s a lot of01:13:08
complaints like Putin,01:13:11
I literally had to leave a lot of people because01:13:14
of him, so Well, when01:13:17
will I have some- then normal01:13:19
European documents I will joke more boldly I think01:13:23
that I Well, I think I think that I01:13:26
will have no problem screwing up European01:13:28
politicians01:13:29
I don’t think that if they don’t give a freelance01:13:32
visa to Germany and a freelance residence permit I will joke01:13:35
about Botox Olaf Scholz’s penis Well,01:13:40
well and that it’s funny but about Putin it’s01:13:43
funny, specifically if this01:13:45
comment is discussed about Putin it’s01:13:47
funny because he’s stabbing Bot by the way01:13:48
like oh he’s feeding the taste they’ll all [ __ ] talk01:13:50
about Olaf Fasoltsev go on stage01:13:53
say Imagine like you’re performing in front of a German01:13:55
audience and you’re01:13:57
coming out you're talking on stage and Oh lovesholz,01:14:00
what's wrong with Botox Yes,01:14:05
everyone will sit like that Yes, no, like Do01:14:09
you have any01:14:12
information about this, because01:14:16
if there is Tell me It's very interesting01:14:24
Although a free country wants to smoke01:14:27
Botox not what Nicole wants is his business01:14:29
Let everyone want it and do it and you will01:14:32
stand on stage like this as long as there is a good01:14:36
audience01:14:37
Well, that’s what will happen and joke about01:14:40
it and that’s all And no one will give a [ __ ]01:14:44
We can try to do this and see the01:14:47
result let’s choose some01:14:49
European politics let's joke about the fact that01:14:51
he injects Botox into his dick01:14:53
I know Boris Johnson I probably know him Macron01:14:57
macron Come on let's go to01:15:00
macron that he01:15:02
injects his penis01:15:05
you can joke like that about everyone I don't see01:15:08
a problem maybe01:15:15
by the way with macron maybe many are wondering01:15:19
why macron calls Putin so often Yes,01:15:21
maybe they consult him, just01:15:24
if my swelling doesn’t go down for a week, it’s01:15:27
normal and Putin is like this. There is an effect01:15:30
that we are achieving dearly, and01:15:34
for example,01:15:37
I don’t really want to joke about Estonian politicians because well, I’m01:15:41
not just speechless.01:15:49
I have in view of01:15:51
such good people, I have literally zero01:15:55
complaints about Estonian politicians Well, like,01:15:57
I don’t know, I can imagine that I have01:16:00
complaints about Joe Biden, for example, it01:16:03
sounds [ __ ] up, I’m who the [ __ ] anyway, but in01:16:07
terms of like I have complaints, it01:16:09
already sounds like a video, you know on YouTube where01:16:12
some Russian guy without a T-shirt01:16:15
sits with a balalaika like this I have01:16:18
a complaint against Jubaideno01:16:22
if you watch this video01:16:26
Take care of your guys01:16:29
Stay away from Russia01:16:33
some kind of ass sounds when you just talk like a dick from a01:16:36
mountain01:16:39
Well, how can I understand like I don’t01:16:43
like Joe Biden For example, I can01:16:45
understand if I say hypothetically everything01:16:49
is fine It’s just the police01:16:54
it’s just a sedative01:17:00
we all fall asleep and wake up in Russia01:17:04
at the train station01:17:07
guys there’s no need to positive same-sex relationships01:17:14
it’s really dirt01:17:17
[laughter]01:17:22
I don’t know what’s in it comments I was01:17:25
hooked,01:17:27
perhaps the word dirt, to be honest Guys,01:17:32
yes,01:17:34
this is some kind of mixed signal, as01:17:38
if the guys are flirting with us, there is no01:17:42
need to positive same-sex relationships This is01:17:44
really dirt01:17:47
But if you want, you can spit in your mouth01:17:51
I will probably reveal a terrible secret if the01:17:54
jokes are not funny then They not funny01:17:57
The maximum you can come up with is01:18:00
Ellipsis don’t think at all I don’t understand01:18:04
this comment01:18:05
Me too Yes I don’t know yes [ __ ] them01:18:08
already I don’t know sometimes they01:18:11
leave comments that really01:18:13
hurt you know or which Well they01:18:16
make you feel unpleasant and sometimes they leave01:18:19
comments from anyone It’s just interesting01:18:21
to tell them, but it happens like this when you01:18:23
[ __ ] read, you really waste your01:18:25
time Read this, take this away, you read01:18:28
about this kind of crap, for example, most of all01:18:30
You read and think [ __ ] [ __ ] you01:18:33
in general, [ __ ] well, you really had01:18:35
it Maybe you in a hurry they01:18:37
gave you from you You're like, You're sitting in prison01:18:40
and they told you, here we are giving you a phone01:18:42
for 10 seconds in 10 seconds We'll01:18:45
take this phone away from you and you'll write a01:18:47
comment under my favorite word so quickly01:18:50
you'll write like jokes when you can think and01:18:52
collect And that's it And they send we01:18:56
send we sent What the [ __ ] managed to write and01:18:59
managed to write01:19:01
It’s your [ __ ] gadget I don’t know the01:19:04
computer What the [ __ ] just [ __ ]01:19:06
think write your thoughts putting together a sentence01:19:08
and think properly No the [ __ ] is a joke01:19:12
when he can’t but think01:19:18
I like creative I agree yes01:19:22
just with the same success, you could01:19:23
just [ __ ] in your palm and01:19:26
smear your face like that, it would be absolutely the01:19:29
same amount of work01:19:31
put into the action and the meaning of this01:19:33
action01:19:35
Well, like people When they want to write01:19:38
comments, they want to support something01:19:39
or Yes, well done, good show Either they01:19:43
want to criticize you Guys,01:19:45
please, when you talk about01:19:48
homeless people, don’t use words01:19:51
like bum Or they want to hurt you Oh,01:19:54
well, that’s a [ __ ] bassine What is a [ __ ]01:19:57
and what did they want I don’t even [ __ ]01:20:00
understand01:20:03
happy I don’t know what you want to say you01:20:05
got what you wanted you can read it again01:20:11
Come on So Mr. writes01:20:19
wanted to read how01:20:22
correct it will be if I read it01:20:27
well Mr. Zeon tester oh [ __ ]01:20:32
[ __ ] up01:20:33
Zeon tester Zeon is like from the Matrix the01:20:37
city that sat and programmed on the computer01:20:40
in the first part reality01:20:42
he was a matrix tester he's01:20:44
probably [ __ ] if people like this01:20:46
program our reality, I’m not01:20:47
surprised that everything is [ __ ] up, then01:20:50
the pandemic, [ __ ] it, then the war, [ __ ] it, or famine. Well,01:20:53
[ __ ] them, there are those who01:20:55
deal with the matrix01:20:57
regularly, we watch your show with your husband, to01:21:00
some extent, you have become part of our01:21:02
family leisure But my husband says that01:21:05
you are behaving in a very mannered way and I01:21:07
start to argue and answer that it’s quite01:21:09
natural that I01:21:12
wanted to ask you to somehow portray01:21:14
mannerism so that he understands that he is wrong and01:21:17
so that at least peace can finally come to our family.01:21:25
I don’t know, you think we behave01:21:28
confidently in our manners To be honest,01:21:39
I kind of don’t know, this is this hand,01:21:44
I can understand this,01:21:46
but I don’t really control it and01:21:50
you control that it’s natural.01:21:51
Try the mannerism now, in01:21:54
fact, I seem to be able to behave in a more01:21:57
mannered manner01:22:00
on stage how I have several01:22:03
gradations of my mannerism, if you call it01:22:09
that, but depending on01:22:12
how comfortable I am,01:22:15
zero level of mannerism This is me as a01:22:19
taxi driver, a Russian-speaking driver01:22:23
o Where are you from and then I speak from01:22:27
Voronezh, [ __ ] me, I01:22:31
spit at my feet, he has such normal01:22:33
respect In my opinion address, let's go, we need to01:22:37
support me on the boom,01:22:39
this is like, or if I'm in some01:22:42
government institutions or in a01:22:44
hospital, a situation where I feel uncomfortable, I01:22:48
behave, I speak there in male01:22:51
Russian,01:22:52
male Russian, good evening,01:22:58
I jumped up to you for01:23:01
analysts, what's the01:23:09
doc there Is everything normal with my prostate01:23:12
or are there some problems?01:23:14
Maybe something needs to be rubbed out, jump up01:23:17
so to speak, discuss it as if I were01:23:20
speaking male Russian, the situation is01:23:23
when I feel comfortable on stage, for example, it’s01:23:26
like a more relaxed01:23:29
Russian, so good Russian01:23:36
Putin very01:23:40
Let's move on to the next one01:23:46
Lyokha, it's always bad for you at times like this01:23:53
I wouldn't be surprised if you start looking for them every time01:23:55
purely on YouTube You just01:23:58
open the video by accident and miss01:24:01
the status of Ekaterina opens01:24:08
why are you so mannered, the two of you01:24:12
What's wrong with the voice Hello01:24:15
I sometimes like long ones lengthy01:24:18
comments that make you01:24:20
think which are very good Are you a01:24:23
schmuck or are you a beauty who are like that Yes,01:24:26
think like Nolan’s films that is, on the one01:24:28
hand it’s quite pop, on the other01:24:30
hand there is a second bottom and Tarkovsky but01:24:32
not sarkand such comments I01:24:34
like01:24:36
I like the comments these are my01:24:40
favorites Damn, I lost the comments01:24:43
now01:24:45
I can handle it I can start reading the next one01:24:56
I’m already trying not to watch the hall01:25:01
I’m afraid that I’ll watch them all like this01:25:14
they’re already counting how much money they have they’re01:25:17
getting money please they already01:25:20
they already they already realized that they screwed up I01:25:22
just wasted my money on these tickets01:25:25
and the01:25:29
last coin01:25:37
and I’m walking home01:25:40
[music]01:25:41
I once experienced something similar to01:25:44
how the soul flies away from the body, it01:25:46
was a high feeling, we have01:25:48
comments for the episode01:25:50
It’s no coincidence that I’m from Rinat’s historical channel01:25:53
Litvinova opened Why do we have01:25:54
this comment under the issue of soul body01:25:57
what the [ __ ] does this have to do with our01:25:59
show And I think this is the moment when we01:26:01
discussed about the third and first01:26:03
person view, we had a moment when we discussed01:26:06
how strange it is that the life of any01:26:08
person is in the first person this is a release under01:26:11
LSD which was01:26:14
now dying, I’m not at all scared, I01:26:16
think it’s pleasant and further on some kind of01:26:19
intuitive Adventure I assume that01:26:21
the feeling after death is similar to dreams of01:26:24
the body suffering before death, it01:26:27
worries me, perhaps it’s not01:26:29
death itself that worries people, but the fear of bodily01:26:32
suffering and death maybe there are01:26:35
many and I would like to be01:26:37
among the lucky ones with an easy death01:26:39
I remembered how I gave a small one in all and01:26:42
deadly situations01:26:51
this is written by Eliza Thornberry I for many years01:26:55
after this phrase wondered whose death01:26:58
I would die01:26:59
[music]01:27:00
you will not die a natural death you will die01:27:04
With the death of Joseph Stalin,01:27:07
all your friends will turn their backs on you and01:27:11
wait until you die Because you are a01:27:15
wolf01:27:19
I think that I am really going to die Well, it will be a01:27:23
shame, it will be cringe, [ __ ] up, I do01:27:27
n’t think that I will be among these people01:27:28
whose virtues die, you know01:27:30
who lie and there are grandchildren around them or01:27:34
they have some kind of heroic death, they are01:27:36
all like that, and now my time has come. Close01:27:40
my eyes, I’m darling, I’m coming to you, no, I01:27:46
think that I will understand, most01:27:50
likely it will be somewhere [ __ ] in01:27:53
bed, perhaps More likely just in a01:27:56
nursing home So I’ll be like 29 I’ll be01:28:00
[ __ ] up that I’m a request for a nursing home I01:28:03
’ll be lying in bed most likely all01:28:05
just pissed 300 probably01:28:07
treated with bedsores my grandchildren will01:28:10
just visit the strand just so01:28:13
that their friends don’t think uh01:28:18
they’re freaks once a year you come to me so01:28:19
that I can be turned over to the other side, there are01:28:21
no bedsores, I will be all so01:28:24
exhausted and how many01:28:26
friends I will have who You know, there are people who01:28:29
say I don’t even want to live to01:28:31
that age I want to die by euthanasia01:28:34
or suicide I [ __ ] I don’t want to [ __ ] I’m01:28:38
too creepy for me I better01:28:41
understand I’ll be [ __ ] to the end already [ __ ] I’m01:28:44
not going to wallow in menosis and I think that01:28:46
when it comes to take it off I won’t be able to with my01:28:48
dignity I think it’ll be [ __ ]01:28:50
scary I’ll understand that I’m cleaning up I01:28:52
I’ll [ __ ] cry and scream [ __ ] no01:28:58
oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh01:28:59
oh-oh-oh-oh I have01:29:03
oh oh oh grandchildren doctors are standing like this and01:29:07
her time has come. Now she’s dying leaving01:29:10
oh- oh-oh-oh [ __ ] Oh I see I see I see01:29:13
I01:29:20
'm the price I behave like this on a roller01:29:22
coaster to be honest01:29:25
so this is your death good your01:29:27
death I'm01:29:30
cleaning up after that I'm shocked I'm01:29:32
pumped up For I love you01:29:35
when a person when you die all the01:29:38
fluids come out of organism I01:29:40
also hear people [ __ ] before01:29:44
death.01:29:45
I know about some people, but they did this01:29:49
on purpose,01:29:51
they tried to get results; it’s01:29:53
time to end the show, but I’ll say this, it01:29:57
usually lasts 2 hours, but sometimes it’s literally01:30:00
delayed by 5-10 minutes. When in at the01:30:02
end it happens that some01:30:04
interesting topic appears01:30:06
and I’m afraid,01:30:14
but if we’re not talking about our death, then I01:30:18
would like it. It’s interesting that every01:30:20
issue ends like this,01:30:22
maybe next time it starts from the end,01:30:25
I think that’s when we’ll definitely01:30:28
lose them absolutely, if the episode01:30:30
starts with someone who would like to01:30:31
die, if you say not your own death,01:30:34
die, choose some kind of death Yes,01:30:37
you know,01:30:39
I probably would like to die, I don’t know,01:30:44
well,01:30:47
how, like someone who died calmly, you know,01:30:52
Joan of Arc,01:30:56
you think calmly, you’ll decide she was right in01:30:59
Chile, they01:31:01
started at a distance I think Brezhnev01:31:05
and the neighbor is calm Gorbachev01:31:07
for some reason I think only Soviet01:31:09
leaders to be honest yes yes yes yes01:31:15
I want In01:31:17
short I don’t know This is a good answer01:31:21
Tell me about yourself First you need to determine01:31:23
what kind of death01:31:26
most likely tell me how you think I’ve01:31:30
been living with myself for 31 years, that is, 32 already01:31:34
and it seems to me that my death will happen01:31:38
such a phrase like guys Do you want a joke01:31:41
or like I’m on the list for a fight01:31:50
and then you realize that you’re standing in the ring01:31:58
what is this,01:32:00
that is, hello I bought the channel from Vlad's01:32:03
paper01:32:05
Challenge 9 days without food and water, they drove me.01:32:10
So I think there will be some kind of very stupid01:32:12
death that people will read and01:32:14
think about. [ __ ], he deserves this death.01:32:17
When you know, then these news01:32:20
appear, like the01:32:22
British have a01:32:24
giant vagina and can’t get out.01:32:27
Yeah I can do this, you know how there01:32:29
was a movie for 72 hours about how a dude got01:32:33
stuck in a gorge and couldn’t get out for 7201:32:35
hours, he just01:32:48
sawed off your leg and then you realized that01:32:51
it was outside, it’s actually a01:32:55
[ __ ] and you saw it off she01:32:58
just falls on the floor on these 15 people like01:33:01
What the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the01:33:05
[ __ ] [ __ ] We would have pulled you out, you don’t01:33:09
have to get out of there in pieces,01:33:11
wait until we get you out completely and01:33:14
this is the beach I misunderstood the [ __ ] I01:33:17
thought my leg was stuck in the goddess On01:33:19
the contrary, I’m stuck myself, I’m sticking out like that,01:33:21
[ __ ], and most likely it will come01:33:24
five minutes after I01:33:25
got stuck,01:33:26
I decided yes, because you’re the kind of person01:33:29
that makes you feel awkward, annoying people, you’re01:33:31
like that, so you don’t worry, I decided to01:33:34
get out gradually,01:33:36
juicy, it’s like me, but I think I would01:33:41
like Kolya my death is supposedly01:33:43
very stupid I would like a cool very01:33:46
smart death for example I found Clever and01:33:49
Clever01:33:57
flying on a motorcycle through a large01:34:00
canyon dead01:34:03
So this is stupid the same stupid death01:34:06
as all this is stuck there show a01:34:08
trick you know01:34:16
I will to see how strong a silly fellow01:34:19
like Jerry is like oh baby Jerry is01:34:23
stuck in the vagina as always,01:34:26
but what01:34:28
if I fly on a motorcycle in the Grand01:34:33
Canyon, forgetting that the distance is an01:34:36
advertisement and that driving them will crash Yes,01:34:40
I really want such a death if01:34:43
it suggests itself 70 years jumped I think01:34:47
it’s cool It’s that there’s a peppercorn in there01:34:49
and everyone will say [ __ ] Lyosha is cool01:34:53
I don’t think that I I think that if I’m01:34:57
like before this even like this I’ll be in a01:35:01
nursing home lying around like this and Lyosha01:35:04
will tell me01:35:05
to01:35:09
die easily I such that01:35:17
Polyakov01:35:20
on a motorcycle He wanted to cross,01:35:27
they built a springboard,01:35:34
secondly, he didn’t start it, he01:35:38
asked five children in the yard to01:35:42
push him to the Grand01:35:45
Canyon, so they rode him on a motorcycle and01:35:47
threw him off, only this helmet flew off01:35:50
while He was falling and his underpants were sticking out a little01:35:54
from under Socks01:35:56
So now I say goodbye to our viewers01:35:59
on the Internet, I’ll get up for this01:36:02
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That’s because the cameras don’t move,01:36:19
I’ll also remove the phone from my pants so that01:36:23
there wouldn’t be this [ __ ] shot Because01:36:25
you know, this really pisses me off,01:36:27
someone’s filming someone from a person, you can see it’s like01:36:29
[ __ ] This is [ __ ] [ __ ]01:36:32
sticking out in my pants here and here’s a pack of cigarettes and01:36:34
there’s also square balls, you think01:36:38
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