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had to make the video literally on my
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thunderstorm not only of all living things but also of just
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common sense, he is equally disliked by
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them in Russia, you and the bosses actually
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have sex -symbol of the forty-first millennium
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title holder joker of the millennium
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cosmic loki illegitimate at the ends of the
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mountains
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and Nevsky 40000 while Mr. Universe
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I think you already understand who we are talking about
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absolutely absolutely possible and well, yes, you all
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know how to read in general it’s hard to
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maintain intrigue in this format
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but where to go Lucas motive dodger
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strike dream from the same joker aka jackal
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has been in the rank of bloody claw for almost a hundred years,
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that is, not even a scout, since this
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position is very honorable for a space wolf of
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a in the rank and a green newcomer who
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still has not heeded his ardor and
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settled down a contented rebellious personality
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who was spinning on his please
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emphasize the active sexual organ the entire
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imperial system is a big
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pain in the ass of both the enemy and
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his own command why yes
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because he drives everyone to white
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heat
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and if with the first everything is clear then what
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hurt our sensual supremacy everything is
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just constant until mageva no we
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dirty hears he is harassing not with
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what you were thinking but with jokes that are
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naturally understandable only to him alone,
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for example he reads a good idea
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to mix the wolf lord with a
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concentrated poison of a poisonous toad and the
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inquisitorial delegation is a case of
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locking the enclosure with grog themselves and
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nothing happened to everyone, but it happened all the
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mating season, it’s not entirely clear what happened to the
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comrade inquisitors, then they were [ __ ]
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to death or simply devoured by the
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xxi
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history is silent because at such moments it’s
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better not to approach animals, although what
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difference does it make? It’s not the first time that space wolves
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have killed inquisitors, so I think about
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this prank eyes closed the
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reasons why logan makeup on art
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still did not know him from the order is that
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with all his antics he still
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does his job and does it
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well, and besides, lucas is a symbol of the
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free character of wolves, his living
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manifestation is also kind half of the
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wolf lords think that he’s funny,
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of course it’s good to laugh at a joke
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that doesn’t affect you at the present
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time, he’s attached to a great man and Ragnar’s company has a
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black mane,
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which the opportunity for a sense of nostalgia of the wolf of
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solidarity took him under
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his wing, because at one time Ragnar
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was also in the bloody claws for a long time, but also judging Throughout the
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entire cycle, it was Ragnar who was a very understanding and
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sensitive boss who
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stopped Bjorn Gram the wolf from beating
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Lucas half to death
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for causing an itch in his Terminal
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Tara trousers by rubbing the inside of his
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armor with cosmic hogweed. The
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jackal became famous for his love affairs
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and so far is the only one
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described in detail. they have a live cartridge
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if you understand what I mean
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in one night he slept with a dozen women in
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one village,
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by the way, running is a separate topic
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or not, if you think logically, it’s
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more likely yes than not, space wolves are
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recruiting boys, unlike most
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other orders,
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almost in in adulthood, of course,
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there will still be originals of even the legion who
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managed to make an Astarte from an elderly
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person, but let me clarify in the fortieth
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millennium to the 30s, it was a
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little easier for 13 years to enter for a modern one is
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already considered overkill, but for a
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space wolf of this is just right in this
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way before the procedure for becoming a
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cosmodisk, they could get to know a woman
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opened
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because they can continue to experience attraction
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and not only someone incompetent,
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someone who does not understand dogs well can
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say that cosmos are sterile,
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however, according to rumors
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from the same b and in addition, according to the
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physiological structure of space
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marines,
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they quite fertile, of course,
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most space marines have no time for carnal
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pleasures and the entire mechanism of their sharpened bodies is
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aimed at destroying the enemies of the
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gold itself, but the Fenris wolf is what
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they are, men and testosterone-soaked
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space wolves are famous for the fact that they
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can still experience sexual
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attraction to various women in
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the novel of the same name Lucas himself stated that
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he has a ton of illegitimate children and
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other various descendants, I mean
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now he has many great-grandchildren and other
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heirs from the mystery, looking after them
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in the intervals when the space marine is not busy with
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new affairs, is it still running or
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not, I don’t know, but for now it is has not been
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refuted in general, for which I bought it for that
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and sell it,
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judge for yourself, they never stated
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that Astarte s are sterile, they are
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simply designed to ignore sexual
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impulses, although space wolves do
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not seem to do this because they consider it an
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excellent topic for discussing the topic of the
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Russian dining room and the possibility of an
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extra time to show your masculinity
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[applause] [music]
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[applause]
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keep in mind that the space disk is technically not
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genetically modified, yes, don’t be
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surprised,
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they are filled with growth hormones of various
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types, many of which are artificially
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synthesized in addition to
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testosterone to make them big,
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they are also stuffed with biological
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artificial implants various
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parts of the body are simply replaced eyes and ears
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for example enemies whine controls these
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implants and ensures that the body does not
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reject
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them well as a rule but growth hormone
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is not a genetic change they are
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still normal people with
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additional things so they
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can still have completely
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normal human children,
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provided that they still have
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genitals and to the question why then they
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don’t start with a natural model, that is,
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through outdated reproduction, I will answer you that
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in the end they will get an ordinary child
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no different from billions of the
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same human born in the imperium
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cub breaks between the
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edges over the authorities and [ __ ] our
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brave character still mocks the
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poor enemies of humanity
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when the bow was made up for the main one
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and it happens,
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because only the bloody boys remained for fangs
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[music]
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war Polina po
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and it was logical to make him the eldest
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there was a large-scale attack on Fenris,
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really in the Monty Python style, not just
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a few arrived, but the real whipping boys of the
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40th millennium, the bearers of the word, they
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pathetically demanded that the pathetic
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offspring of the great Shevchenko surrender and, if
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possible, beg for mercy, thereby at least
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somehow raising the self-esteem of the children of
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Lorgar
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Lukash not he was confused and offered to
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follow the ancient custom of
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crowd clashing against crowd in a certain place,
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without saying a [ __ ], he scratched his turnip and agreed,
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he asked for arrows in the coordinates of the place,
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and then he sent them to him, and he went
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back to sleep, recovering from
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yesterday’s drinking bout, all the bloody claws
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were in shock, saying, what are you doing? store you are creating females
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pzh organized and decided to merge himself decided to
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go and beat the faces of the adversaries in the
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indicated place, however, the dodger waved it off,
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saying that he sent haze there the
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geo-location of Lake Ladoga and they have already been
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floundering underwater for an hour, having
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broken through the fragile ice, it sounds, of course, like a
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joke, but the fact remains a fact Lucas
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sent chaos there the false topography of
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Fenris and the coordinates of the very center of the sea of
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lost souls, this is such a master of
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trolling, the next time he showed
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himself in the style of the unloved
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Cain, but on the contrary, from bisi floor to Wolf
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Karl, makeup fornication, Lucas was sent alone
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far and for a long time orbital
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relay well [ __ ] station in parks
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tertius and sent him there specifically
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because he was very angry and thus was
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punished and deprived of honor and get a little
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glory in the war against the lesson and while they
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were flying to the planet the jackal decided to play pranks and
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began sending obscene lubricants to the
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Oka various boss green rocking chairs having
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organized a swing between the orcs themselves and
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while the lord rowed deigned to descend to the
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planet, the greenskins themselves
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thinned out quite well, this is not the only time when
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our glorious hero won the company without
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firing a single shot, once he was given
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the opportunity to play with ancient
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technologies,
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namely the thermoregulation of the entire planet,
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thereby restoring the vacuum the battle for
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trying to take over the planet Lucas survived the
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thermostat knob to the valhalla mark
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but a little lower and we all know how orcs don’t
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like the cold the
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company that arrived on the scene to clean up the
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orcs found only ice statues,
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also Wikipedia tells us that the
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cosmic loki was set on the fur of the
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renegades by their own necra the virus and
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so on from the last one was able to deceive
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Magnus himself, saving the top of the boys in
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general, he was having fun as soon as he could once he was
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only besieged in a duel by a corsair from the Dark
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Eldar slice a piece he cut out
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1 cosmo maps hearts for himself as a souvenir
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and threw him out into the cold into space, of course,
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many lords of space wolf of they hoped that
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he would die like that, but it’s always worth remembering
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that the characters from the space
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wolves are unusual people, they are Astartes
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and are able to survive even if their
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head is cut off. In addition, we should not forget that the
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friend from Slice Kus is an infantile person
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and had no intention of killing the real
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trickster just [ __ ] the cake, the joke
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was appreciated and asked the category to stuff
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him with a heart stasis grenade instead of 2, they
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say next time I’m the one who
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laughs last, in general, you understand me,
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it’s worth noting that within Fenris, the
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bow became a legendary figure before us, he
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just had a bunch of followers
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from the bloody claws and they compete with each
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other who can make a mess and who can be more
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creative,
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of course, not everyone can get away with it,
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and in general the leadership has
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decided to fight the informal
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movement by hanging, however,
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this does not stop people,
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what can be said in the end about the character,
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maybe another time I would
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put him on the same level as
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the commissar we don’t like so much, for whom
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everything also works out contrary to the meaning,
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but this would be wrong,
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firstly, Lucas, after all, Astarta is
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allowed to do what is impossible for the
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rest, and secondly, he’s a trickster -
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the character is more mythical, endowed with
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supernatural abilities within the universe of
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40,000, he had to
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appear because we have 1
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grinder
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cake a la couture Ragnar Heimdall Bjorn,
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now we have Loki Lucas,
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who, by the way, is very much afraid of the
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curse in the hairdryer
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[applause]
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