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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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hi, I’m a nostalgia critic and I
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remember that you don’t have to have cola and
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this is a well-thought-out and adored
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horror classic, which
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means it’s not me who needs to make a remake and
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let him do it, because it’s clear from him
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that he’s very thoughtful go
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to 2007, the famous rock rob zombie decided
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that John Carpenter was good, and the maniacs
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Mike or Irsay
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and his kookies need to re-
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shoot them, not everyone liked it,
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oddly enough, the fans rated it quite
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positively, some welcomed the
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changes in the history of the cult horror film,
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while others did not see it there’s
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no point in them, but it’s worth noting the
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fact that the summer was generally discussed and there are
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vocal films for one idea that
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usually, not over the years, the film is even
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respected
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and I’m going to ask whether it’s deserved and
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although most agree that
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Regina was better able to survive the cheers to
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create something that is of interest
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in itself, apart from the original, was
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the forest and given a version that
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really has a reason to exist, I'm
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going to find out, let's give a
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remake to Anduin Borazi, the same heart, I'm
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very glad that the film doesn't represent
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itself as a stupid stop-motion Perry filming
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from the very beginning the film begins
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to demonstrate differences from the original
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by showing not the Batman of Myers's childhood, but
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40 in a 2-hour film for a minute,
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someone will say that this ruins the mystery of
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Michael Myers' childhood, hey people,
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look at the
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[ __ ] pie and also the limit of the classics, damn
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you, the food is no different than
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Google they actually have their own soldier,
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but the main thing is not how detailed
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his childhood is shown, the main thing is whether it was
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filmed well or not in the original it was an ordinary
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American family and in the short
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time that we saw him, Michael turned out to be a
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normal child, isn’t it logical for
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me to study his childhood and find out
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where it came from? it all came from
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them just [ __ ] springs everything is clear
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one hundred we were stuck with these guys for more
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than 40 minutes until 1 3 seconds it became
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clear why he went crazy why
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show more listen if
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they told me that someone went crazy listening to
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Jim's annoying scream Kerry in dumb and
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dumber for more than ten years, isn’t it
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strange that you don’t need to listen to something like this for 40
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minutes to get what the essence is, it’s not easy
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to understand, well, this fits into the framework of the genre
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in which rob zombie is a real expert and the
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tsume fleet chorus is
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supposed to be unpleasant and full of
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extremes and should note that
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after the release, the first part was considered as such,
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so you can say Bella the cost of this
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part was an idea, but God, how annoying for this
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[music]
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so most of the time Michael
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ruins things, Orion gets into
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meaningless quarrels and, what’s surprising, does
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n’t get along with people, although all the characters
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here spoil things tool touches
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senseless quarrels you mom is called by
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the school and she rightly also screams period
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but the stern Dr. Loomis played by
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Malcolm McDowell them a child psychiatrist
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notices that Michael's friends are not like a couple likes
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not to play lady what day would
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n't alert you and then for some reason starts
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playing it to me I like the expression on
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Mars’s face, why is this playing now, we
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somehow started this music, God,
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this is probably not the scene, it’s better in appearance where
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this music fits,
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no, it’s not here either, instead of just a
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guy walking,
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shouldn’t only important moments
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of the film be played for the main themes? oh well she goes quiet apparently she
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shouldn't play an important moment it's
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better to let her play in front of the important ones you
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should read the manual how to take the
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halloween theme song he beats up a
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guy who was bullied by an inch then he's
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at home watching horror movies better I would start
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moving one step away from the camera but not 2 steps
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step by step, well, his sister doesn’t take him with
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her to collect candy because she’s
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too busy with a guy who puts on
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a mask and either Shatner and how long have you
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already had this happen that you want to give
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him some spice and another question, this gives him
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some spice, the mayor of 100 women to give him some spice
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is wrapping up you with tape and kills
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him to me that he doesn’t specifically
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push this, he just decides why
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not, again without any motivation, to
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let his sister into the mix,
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his mother returns home and finds out that
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Michael is really a good nanny.
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only things didn’t work out with the father, sister and her boyfriend,
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you can try to a psychiatrist, he
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should admit that he is killing his
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family and is talking about it exactly like
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children are lying about it, there is something funny, don’t
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believe the fake news, you need to see
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both sides, he seems to be in the
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denial stage, which adds to what is happening
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intrigue and interest that he knows do
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n’t say anything
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no no wrong extorted from
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use you can’t let him play well that you haven’t
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watched films where a good actor
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is given crappy roles to break him in [ __ ]
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like wedges or Mr. Magoo and then
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we’ll talk it’s funny to see Loomis so
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sympathetic he hugs Michael comforts
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him, really trying to help,
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I understand why he is so assembled in the
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original, this is to show the
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danger of Myers, he is not a man, he is
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monsters and all that, but here he first of
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all sees his child and interests, which
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makes him change his mind,
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perhaps such
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things may have had to do with it too dangerous and unpredictable,
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what pushes his mother to commit suicide,
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imprison him for a long time, legions of yalla
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ate well all this time, mts and what else do you
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not know? It’s a common thing for a director to act in his own film,
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but for
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Loomis to say on stilts, Michael that after
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15 years of silence he has no choice
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but to move on with his life and it seems that he
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sympathizes with him and even calls him his
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best friend
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acme but damn, apparently the crowd really
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brings out the worst in people before
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previous next
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previous next
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you need treatment
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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but it’s not the guard they bring Homeless Chester
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has some fun with one of the patients
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and they come up with a brilliant idea to
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drag her into a cell with a huge
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killer maniac because you didn’t
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expect it, well, Mars understands that murder is
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like chips and didn’t stop at blue, he
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even kills save who
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treated him well, emphasize its
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unpredictability, but I think he just wanted to
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stop filming the second match, then he
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realizes that it’s time for the paper mask to
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retire, so he blocks Deadpool and
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indulges in nostalgia,
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and the radio operator, they are the musical theme of the kind of challenge of
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convenience in the middle of the film, so
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the stranger is the main character of the original
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Lurie, I like that when she he
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meets his girlfriends for the first time, we're toiling,
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she's not afraid of him, he calls him names,
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the stone triggers me, I'll go complain about
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this on my blog, the rest is
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pretty expected, he follows her,
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music plays too, and Mars starts killing on
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Halloween night, time to rock out and
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stab people to death when he
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penetrates other people's houses I like that he does
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n't kill them, put them on and go to the pier,
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well, you're a good film, the tone of Carpenter is
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also good, but here you appreciate the classics,
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that you may live longer, I like that Martha
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Lyudmila is to the point, that often you don’t even
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notice him for a film like this, such
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little touches are just super but don’t
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worry, you
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shouldn’t expect grace from him, here’s
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what without children’s games in the same scene with
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Alex from a Clockwork Orange I’ve
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never seen yours trying so hard
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not to look like monsters
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still looks like monsters
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the new maspalomas why play
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these two could act the feud of the chairs
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would immediately come out terribly
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resourceful combinations 1 and 2 of the Halloween
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moon creates that Mars is on his
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sister collecting
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whose death we do not want because among these
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characters there is deception and closer to a
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normal person I said the most,
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well, before you are a student, you do
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n’t forget the chapter and snacks
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and we will never know what happened to her,
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well, this is what’s happening, we
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just like to linger the frame on the door,
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but don’t be afraid, there are still plenty of difficult
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decisions, listen, this is very strange,
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I would even say they were fighting the
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backstory of Laura about what they emit
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after fuss and and the master of the axis does your
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phone into the first market is what any
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sheriff would do Lord yes, even you
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the antenna manipulated the mind not to see
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his motto you already
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and do whatever comes to mind the mayor
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is 100 comes face to face with her
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so Apparently it's time to add
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close-ups and shaking,
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I really feel like there's a child
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shaking me, he's getting fish, you're being taken to the
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old house to show that he has a
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brother, I'm not entirely sure what was
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on his mind, well, whatever it was, but all this
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will come and try to escape and the buffoon is why
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men do not show
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their vulnerability when a woman is present, she falls, an empty
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pool is a unique place for denouement,
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well, is the onion here puts an end to it, no,
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really, everything is already behind you, you know the
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rules, you kill a monster and 1 does not
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return,
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God, everything happened like that quickly that this
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[ __ ] didn’t have time to finish my favorite
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moment when Marcha street is desperate yelling what the
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hell and not a cent in his eye or Baikal
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layer just what the hell in
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other words seriously this is really
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happening and expected more from
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what he already expected less Loomis is trying
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to calm him down well Michael opens his
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eyes, or rather closes them, trying to
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squeeze them out. The chest is hiding in the house, to be
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honest, he's doing it too well
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because he's literally looking for her for
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five minutes to 5 minutes, he's just wandering
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around the house in silence, I understand you want to
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create tension, you know, that
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expression is boring, like staring. on an empty
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wall, you take great care often and listen,
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literally stare at the wall, you could have
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done better, but nothing further, the mayor
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for two minutes just breaks through the
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ceiling trying to find it, and there are
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horror films for the brakes, but it seems to me
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that I’ll just look at this one, let me
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guess, he will drink the ceiling not a
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wizard and how does he finally decide to
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finish her off just runs at her she is so
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killed I have 2
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she shoots screaming and the end
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and so it is clearly not as good as the
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original films I have to admit
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this is the second coolest Halloween with
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Michael Myers,
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but keep in mind that all the films we see have
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something like this,
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so don’t judge strictly,
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yes the film is strongly noted, it’s slightly
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awkward, it was hardly needed, but for some reason it
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seems to me that if it were
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n’t made by zombies, it would have turned out worse exploitation
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Miss Steele was never particularly attractive to me,
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but like any style you can do
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either well or badly, in this case
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it turned out well but it’s not great,
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you feel that here she and the direction and
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from time to time references to the
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classic Halloween are visible, it’s like an
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alternate universe Halloween better
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takes place in a mental hospital and watching and
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restoring it made me look at
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murder is a little different
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place on I wonder what was going on
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in his head when he killed while,
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Regina, are you more worried about the
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survival of lari, it’s thick and empty, but to be
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honest, for a remake of one of the most
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famous horror films of all time, the
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result is a pretty good film, it’s
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not always strange catchy, but what
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catches is very interesting,
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take a look and judge for yourself I’m a
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nostalgic critic, I remember that
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