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the surat was being besieged by reports00:00:10
of mysterious flying objects in the sky00:00:12
these ridiculous stories must stop00:00:14
inspector these flying saucer fairy00:00:17
tales must be traced to their source and00:00:19
exposed before panic sets in all over00:00:22
paris i understand commissioner i will00:00:25
dispel the utter nonsense of this whole00:00:27
silly affair00:00:28
[Music]00:00:31
do you have an appointment00:00:35
look inspector you must see it not to00:00:39
believe it00:00:42
it is my duty to warn you that anything00:00:44
you say or do may be used against you00:00:50
you do get in here00:00:53
this entire affair is beginning to take00:00:55
on a more suspicious appearance there00:00:57
folks see you species00:01:00
quickly we must get aboard the next00:01:02
rocket to outer space00:01:04
fortunately there was a rocket mission00:01:06
scheduled for today00:01:08
radar had locked in on the00:01:09
commissioner's radium dialed watch and00:01:11
had tracked him to the planet or nova00:01:14
there is no scheduled stop at your nova00:01:16
inspector however we shall see what we00:01:19
can do00:01:20
the crew will lend any assistance it can00:01:23
bon voyage missions00:01:25
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the crew looked very cooperative00:01:28
although not very intelligent00:01:31
[Music]00:01:37
trajectory secured00:01:40
second stage separation00:01:43
orbital velocity00:01:47
this is as close as we come to the00:01:48
planet your nova00:01:50
discharge passengers00:01:53
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hey i don't like so good this funny00:01:57
thing that makes me nervous on the00:01:59
insides of my body i know juju monami00:02:02
but somewhere on this strange planet is00:02:04
the kidnapped commissioner see don't say00:02:08
c say we00:02:09
see00:02:10
i mean we00:02:11
by the looks of these jars someone or00:02:14
something00:02:16
has the ghastly hobby of collecting00:02:18
creatures from various planets00:02:20
[Music]00:02:21
i hope we don't get collected my00:02:24
infallible second sense tells me that00:02:26
the commissioner is very close00:02:29
you do stop that tapping while i'm00:02:31
trying to think eh but i didn't do00:02:33
anything i didn't know nothing anything00:02:35
at all that's a promise00:02:39
socrates blew do commissioner holy00:02:42
freehold is the commissioners in a jar00:02:45
how are we going to get in from the00:02:46
outside to the inside or inside from the00:02:49
backs or upside00:02:51
oh my goodness00:02:52
[Music]00:02:59
so it is you00:03:01
put up your hands you and the entire00:03:04
planet are under arrest or kidnapping00:03:07
now come along quietly and no one will00:03:09
be earth eh especially me00:03:12
i will put him down on one count of00:03:14
resisting or rest00:03:16
if i know how to count00:03:18
you force me to shoot monsieur00:03:24
watch it buddy striking and officers are00:03:26
very serious offense you know that00:03:29
inspector arrested uh thing00:03:32
immediately00:03:34
another time perhaps eh i must make00:03:36
another call first at you00:03:39
a coward dies a thousand deaths00:03:42
inspector but he who fights and runs00:03:45
away lives00:03:46
you are right00:03:48
and away we go00:03:50
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i meant to warn you that creature comes00:03:59
equipped with laser beam vision00:04:02
fortunately i have a pocket mirror and00:04:04
this will reflect the beam back to him00:04:08
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unfortunately he also had a mirror that00:04:14
thinks00:04:19
what do we do now for sex alive00:04:21
chihuahua i am rocking my fertile brain00:04:26
[Music]00:04:29
inspector as your superior i order you00:04:33
to protect my rear00:04:35
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you do as my subordinate officer it is00:04:43
your duty to guard my rear now guard it00:04:48
remind me to reprimand you for00:04:50
dereliction of duty see i mean we00:04:53
hold everything00:04:56
calming down00:04:57
it is one of our spacecraft00:05:00
it is as i had planned00:05:02
there will land we will go aboard and00:05:04
return to earth00:05:13
we seem to have missed the boat for the00:05:15
rocket or something one question00:05:18
inspector when is the next rocket due to00:05:21
land here00:05:23
according to my calculations00:05:25
it will end again in about five years00:05:28
what00:05:29
why you idiot can't i trust you with00:05:32
anything i will have you thrown in the00:05:34
bastille you will found a piece you will00:05:37
hang from your heels00:05:39
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a treacherous band of motorcycle00:05:55
woodlands had been terrorizing the00:05:56
countryside00:05:58
my assignment was to apprehend the gang00:06:00
and bring them in for disturbing the00:06:02
peace of rats00:06:04
i soon picked up the trail of pigalle00:06:07
the leader of the gang00:06:10
halt in the name of the law00:06:15
ah shut up copy up00:06:19
very well i shall ride your tires with00:06:21
gunshots00:06:24
[Applause]00:06:29
i got bulletproof tires00:06:36
[Laughter]00:06:40
my tires are also bulletproof00:06:47
unfortunately the rest of my car was not00:06:49
bulletproof00:06:51
undaunted by this temporary mishap i00:06:54
quickly held a cab00:06:56
i am a police officer now you follow00:06:58
that motorcycle huh00:07:01
come back here you fool00:07:04
i decided to ride on the running board00:07:06
like in the movies you know00:07:11
stop you fool or i'll be forced to shoot00:07:13
at you00:07:21
i'll show him00:07:24
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[Music]00:07:28
[Applause]00:07:29
[Music]00:07:34
[Applause]00:07:36
now i've got it man that's a blind alley00:07:39
stop the taxi here driver00:07:42
when i say stop i mean00:07:49
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i stopped00:07:58
to fight fire with fire00:08:03
only a man with amazing powers of00:08:05
deduction such as myself could possibly00:08:08
have discovered the gang's secret00:08:09
hideout00:08:11
[Music]00:08:22
[Applause] [Music]00:08:33
[Music]00:08:37
hey pika there is somebody coming00:08:42
ah it's that dumb cop that give me a00:08:45
hard time in the city00:08:47
hey00:08:48
would you say we have some fun with you00:08:49
man boys00:08:57
that copper will be the first guy to hit00:09:00
skid row on the way up00:09:09
surrender in the name of the lord00:09:12
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[Applause]00:09:24
[Music]00:09:26
[Applause]00:09:31
he's coming back up again don't worry00:09:35
we'll mow him down00:09:40
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[Applause]00:10:00
[Music]00:10:03
um00:10:06
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[Music]00:10:20
having made quick work of my two00:10:21
pursuers i went back to finish off the00:10:24
rest of the gang00:10:26
all right big al00:10:28
come out with your hands up high00:10:31
is this high enough for you00:10:34
bombs away00:10:38
oh no00:10:42
[Applause]00:10:48
this explosive finale ended the riotous00:10:50
career of pigalle and his shiftless gang00:11:00
on the way back to headquarters the00:11:01
commissioner congratulated me on a very00:11:03
fine job00:11:05
[Applause]00:11:06
he told me how proud he was of the way00:11:08
which i handled his whole affair00:11:12
he was quite obviously very much00:11:14
impressed00:11:16
it's always gratifying to know when00:11:18
you've made a big hit with the boss00:11:23
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the entire affair began when sergeant00:11:39
judo and i were assigned to apprehend a00:11:41
notorious pickpocket known as spider00:11:44
pierre00:11:45
this disreputable bistro is one of00:11:47
spider pierre's favorite haunts i00:11:49
believe i could trap him if i had some00:11:52
money to flash around in there you know00:11:53
juju dear boy how much money do you have00:11:56
i don't got any money in specter you00:11:59
haven't eh00:12:00
huh00:12:01
well what do you call this huh but but00:12:04
in spatter you can take this money00:12:08
i just want to borrow a thousand francs00:12:10
what's the matter don't you trust me see00:12:12
i do trust you but i got to told you00:12:15
about these pesos00:12:18
not pesos franks00:12:20
you're welcome00:12:22
a snifter of buttermilk please and be00:12:24
quick about it as you can see i have00:12:25
plenty of money to pay for it00:12:27
we miss you i always demand the best of00:12:30
service which i can easily afford my00:12:32
wallet is so full of money hurry up00:12:35
what's keeping you a rich person like me00:12:37
doesn't have all day you know well it's00:12:39
about time another minute and you'll00:12:42
have gotten no tip that will be 15 sun00:12:45
teams monsieur00:12:47
something is wrong monsieur00:12:50
yes i've been robbed00:12:53
ah00:12:54
just as i thought a deadbeat00:12:57
[Music]00:13:02
what happened inspector00:13:05
my pocket was picked oh00:13:08
that dirty wallet blocking pocket picker00:13:12
you do loan me another thousand francs00:13:14
to flash around here00:13:16
by inspector00:13:18
you shouldn't take this that's an other00:13:21
sergeant now hand it over but this money00:13:23
is not there no argument please00:13:26
now synchronize your watch00:13:30
see00:13:32
what's the trouble he won't sing from an00:13:35
eyes00:13:36
you idiot you it has to be synchronized00:13:39
with my watch00:13:41
what's the matter inspector00:13:44
my watch is gone also my badge my wallet00:13:48
my comb00:13:49
my diners card00:13:51
my fountain pen and my mother's00:13:53
picture we're not dealing with a00:13:55
pickpocket we're dealing with a vacuum00:13:57
cleaner00:13:59
we spot the spider running into an00:14:01
alleyway and we gave chase00:14:08
i guess i will have to use my spider00:14:11
webly special00:14:15
[Music]00:14:28
sergeant get out and see who ran into us00:14:31
[Music]00:14:33
holy freehold00:14:35
hey in spite00:14:37
get an eyeful of the eiffel00:14:40
boys it off00:14:42
it didn't take me long to get back on00:14:44
the spider's trail00:14:46
[Music]00:15:03
this insulin spider fella was beginning00:15:05
to try my patience00:15:08
you wouldn't dare00:15:10
oh yes i would00:15:13
[Music]00:15:24
sergeant call an ambulance00:15:27
[Music]00:15:34
i don't understand00:15:36
if he wants an ambulance00:15:39
why he takes the subway00:15:42
you criminal you i'll show you that you00:15:45
cannot break the law00:15:48
make a note of that judo is also00:15:50
breaking the law of gravity00:15:55
[Music]00:15:59
all right spider i'm coming up to get00:16:01
you00:16:06
i warn you this is your final chance you00:16:09
better surrender00:16:11
[Music]00:16:14
you you peeping tom00:16:20
oh you want some lord00:16:26
well that's police base for you00:16:29
he's got it soaps and down00:16:36
okay now senor spider00:16:39
you better give it up or i'm going to00:16:41
let you hobby00:16:43
he is going to let me have it00:16:47
[Laughter]00:17:00
hey spider i think he's got the00:17:04
soon after that the steel doors of00:17:06
prison closed upon spider pierre00:17:09
unfortunately they closed upon me also00:17:11
that stupid sergeant dudu had loaned me00:17:14
his child's play money and i was up on a00:17:16
counterfeit rap however when i get out00:17:19
i've decided to go straight straight to00:17:21
sergeant judo's house and clobber him00:17:25
[Music]00:17:39
i remember when the whole affair began00:17:42
sergeant judo and i were having lunch00:17:44
together00:17:45
sandwich sounds delicious00:17:47
it's my favorite00:17:51
how about treading a peanut butter00:17:52
sandwich for one of yours huh no thank00:17:55
you i don't like buttered peanuts00:17:58
that's an order sergeant now hand it00:18:01
over please00:18:03
see00:18:04
spacer00:18:08
it's good00:18:14
what was it00:18:15
it's tabasco chili peppers and garlic00:18:19
butter00:18:21
attention00:18:23
this is the commissioner speaking yeah00:18:26
we read you sir be on the lookout for a00:18:29
yellow sedan00:18:30
driven by a man called eggs00:18:34
and stop eating garlic00:18:36
yes sir00:18:40
there goes eggs now after hand00:18:42
[Music]00:18:51
[Music]00:18:59
we'll never catch him now00:19:01
can you see the road again i can't see00:19:04
anything00:19:06
you better slow down reliable to00:19:10
[Music]00:19:20
you think that's funny00:19:25
[Laughter]00:19:33
[Music]00:19:37
like all fugitives mr x was constantly00:19:40
on the move so i decided that the best00:19:42
way to affect his capture was to take00:19:45
him by surprise00:19:47
[Music]00:19:56
thrusting this minor setback aside00:19:58
i began planning my necks to move00:20:03
egypt was sworn for that time of year00:20:05
but things were going to get even warmer00:20:07
for mr x00:20:08
[Music]00:20:13
i suggest you surrender by the time i00:20:15
count to three or your bones will bleach00:20:17
under the sahara sun00:20:21
[Music]00:20:30
[Music]00:20:31
for two days we doggedly trailed x00:20:34
through the worst sandstorm in this00:20:36
howl's history00:20:39
paints peter00:20:41
can we stop for a minute00:20:45
what for00:20:49
i got sand in my shoe00:20:54
[Applause]00:20:58
we tracked the elusive eggs up the snowy00:21:00
slopes of kilimanjaro00:21:03
i think i got chill planes all over my00:21:06
foot00:21:08
well can you think of a better place to00:21:10
have them00:21:11
see00:21:12
and your food inspector00:21:15
aha00:21:16
now you've trapped yourself x you've got00:21:18
no place to go but down00:21:20
[Music]00:21:22
ah the poor devil he's taken the quick00:21:25
way out00:21:28
why that treacherous swine if i had my00:21:30
hands on him00:21:33
you got your hands on me let go00:21:37
uh remember we're in this together oh i00:21:40
wish i was home00:21:42
in bed00:21:48
good thinking edu you've just saved us00:21:50
from a rather nasty situation i think we00:21:53
got another nasty situations in this00:21:56
tent with00:22:01
[Music]00:22:02
[Applause]00:22:08
[Music]00:22:10
us are you okay inspector00:22:14
of course i'm all right00:22:15
except for a scratch or two00:22:17
[Music]00:22:20
holy free holy i hate to see a man go to00:22:23
pieces like that00:22:27
after many unsuccessful attempts to00:22:28
capture the elusive mr x00:22:30
we admitted defeat and return to00:22:32
headquarters00:22:34
so you did not get it eh well gentlemen00:22:37
i have a little surprise for you00:22:40
let me introduce you to monsieur x alias00:22:44
capitan dumont our new physical training00:22:49
instructor00:22:50
oh that was a good workout we had eh now00:22:54
how about some calisthenics the only way00:22:57
to keep physically fit00:22:59
[Music]00:23:00
work out00:23:02
why you00:23:03
[Music]00:23:06
sacrifice come over him00:23:10
oh he's just having a physical fit00:23:13
[Music]00:23:27
the notorious desperado toulouse le00:23:29
mousse had escaped to shelby after00:23:32
jumping back00:23:33
there he had been apprehended and i was00:23:35
sent to return him to paris00:23:37
company halt00:23:39
new sherbrooke police are dismissed i00:23:40
will take over from here00:23:42
[Music]00:23:44
all right hold out your hand00:23:47
i will put these pretty little bracelets00:23:48
on to keep from losing there00:23:51
and to make sure i will throw away the00:23:53
key00:23:55
now you ugly brute it's time to catch00:23:57
the paris express00:23:59
march [Music]00:24:02
resisting an officer00:24:07
now you have played right into my head00:24:10
i was secretly hoping you would put up a00:24:12
struggle so i could rough you up a bit00:24:15
the saurote is not used to taking00:24:19
foolishness from like criminals like you00:24:23
when i say merch00:24:25
i don't mean april i don't mean june i00:24:28
mean much00:24:29
[Music]00:24:33
you're trying my patience monsieur put00:24:35
your hands up00:24:37
put them down down please00:24:40
imbecile you have fractured my police00:24:43
pistol if you think we're going to miss00:24:45
that train just think again monsieur00:24:48
you're going even if i have to pay00:24:50
baggage rates on you now april i mean00:24:53
march00:24:55
needless to say i did not check him as00:24:57
baggage because i would have had to ride00:24:59
in the baggage car with him00:25:01
oh my pretty one i would like to see you00:25:03
make just one false move00:25:08
he made a false move00:25:10
but i did not get a chance to see it00:25:13
[Music]00:25:27
my prisoner was not only escaping from00:25:29
the law but with the law which of course00:25:31
was very embarrassing to me00:25:34
this has gone far enough i command you00:25:36
to halt in the name of the lord00:25:42
you fool you idiot can't you be more00:25:44
careful with me watch out the wall00:25:49
[Music]00:26:02
[Music]00:26:13
this case was beginning to have a lot of00:26:15
loose ends and i was one of them00:26:18
[Music]00:26:21
you are only making it worse for00:26:23
yourself00:26:26
here comes a truck quick get off to the00:26:28
side of the road00:26:31
[Music]00:26:39
it was our misfortune to choose a very00:26:41
busy highway00:26:44
those hounds had picked up the scent00:26:46
again00:26:49
as usual when things seemed almost00:26:51
insurmountable a brilliant thought00:26:54
crossed my mind00:26:58
in a moment00:26:59
you go your way and i'll go mine00:27:03
[Music]00:27:12
after a long tiring day the moose00:27:14
decided to catch 40 wings he was on his00:27:18
39th wink when i deduced he was safely00:27:21
asleep it was now00:27:23
or never00:27:28
it's nothing you just have a small bump00:27:30
on the top of your head i can easily fix00:27:32
it in a jeep00:27:34
after that we both settled down for 8000:27:37
wings00:27:38
[Music]00:27:41
by morning the hounds were closing in on00:27:43
us00:27:48
[Applause]00:27:50
okay00:27:51
[Music]00:28:03
i was almost at the end of my row i mean00:28:06
my chain00:28:08
when i was seized with a sudden00:28:09
inspiration00:28:10
i have a plan that cannot fail00:28:13
follow00:28:14
me of course anyone could have thought00:28:17
of it anyone with a sharp quick mind00:28:19
that is00:28:20
7 10 is due any minute now huh now the00:28:23
passing train will sever the chain and00:28:26
separate us00:28:27
[Music]00:28:28
it was then that the moose directed my00:28:30
attention to a slight oversight in my00:28:32
plan yay00:28:35
[Music]00:28:40
[Applause]00:28:43
we are free free at last you beautiful00:28:45
museum00:28:47
[Music]00:28:51
as i said before i am taking you back to00:28:53
paris so no more arguments00:28:56
i was quite sure this time that toulouse00:28:58
le mousse would not jump the band00:29:02
[Music]00:29:14
the elusive smuggler captain calamity00:29:17
had always managed to sleep through our00:29:19
fingers00:29:20
so when we received a tip that he had00:29:22
been seen somewhere near the waterfront00:29:24
sergeant judo and i rushed immediately00:29:27
to the scene00:29:28
[Music]00:29:29
well here we are sergeant judo now we'll00:29:31
get to the bottom of worlds eh stop here00:29:35
[Applause]00:29:36
[Music]00:29:38
oh boy this is one of those bad days00:29:42
i should have stayed in the wrong side00:29:44
of bed00:29:45
[Music]00:29:49
hey captain calamity you know what what00:29:52
is it crab louie00:29:54
i think i see cups00:29:56
cops i hate cops you know how i hate00:29:59
them you know how they irritate me and00:30:01
you know what happens when i get00:30:03
irritated00:30:06
see i break out in pearls00:30:10
climb down clem down after all that is00:30:13
what we are smuggling no00:30:15
listen crab louie they may be pearls to00:30:17
you but they're ulcers to me00:30:22
we soon learned about the smuggler's00:30:24
ship she was anchored just offshore00:30:28
pull hard around those doors back there00:30:30
judo that ship looked like it's about 1000:30:32
miles out and i want to reach her before00:30:34
dark faster00:30:37
see00:30:38
faster00:30:39
see00:30:40
ah yes i'm beginning to see her more00:30:42
clearly00:30:44
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you stupid fool are you going to sit00:30:47
there we're sinking00:30:50
i go getting new boats and you wait00:30:52
right here eh00:30:54
next time i sit in the back end00:30:58
this is close enough judo00:31:00
see00:31:01
don't say see say we see i'm i mean we00:31:06
hi there this is the police00:31:09
what you want copper00:31:12
i am coming aboard to search you drop a00:31:14
lie00:31:15
very well here she comes00:31:21
one more robot's coming up or going down00:31:25
i don't know which hand is open anymore00:31:27
what to do about it00:31:28
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uh hold it steady judo pleaser00:31:32
c00:31:34
say we00:31:35
not00:31:36
c00:31:37
okay okay boss but you know i think i'm00:31:40
getting a little we sick00:31:42
that's c00:31:43
not we00:31:45
i got enough sea already00:31:48
all right all of you in there don't move00:31:50
this is the police00:31:52
[Music]00:31:54
that was just a warning copper00:32:00
i think the inspector must be you know00:32:02
one of those guys an underwater cover00:32:05
agent one of those who00:32:07
i don't know00:32:09
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this way if i sing you sing00:32:15
see00:32:19
then they come again i knew they00:32:21
wouldn't give up i knew it i knew it00:32:24
don't worry mon capitan00:32:27
this time i fix those coppers real good00:32:29
you bet00:32:33
[Music]00:32:45
well it's back to the dry dock or the00:32:47
dry gooses i don't know i'm going to00:32:50
call mom00:32:54
now you understand you do00:32:56
this operation calls for absolute00:32:59
silence00:33:01
see shut up your fool at another world out00:33:03
of you00:33:07
[Music]00:33:12
hey spectre is okay if i talk now00:33:22
it became obvious to me that this case00:33:23
did not present much of a challenge00:33:26
so before i became bored with the whole00:33:28
affair i decided to close in on the00:33:30
culprits00:33:32
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oh that's a cold luger00:33:35
put up your clammy hands you're under00:33:38
arrest don't shoot i'll tell you00:33:40
anything you want to know i'll squeal00:33:41
i'll blab i'll spill the works i'll talk00:33:44
just try me ask me anything i'll talk00:33:46
i'll talk00:33:47
this is a clam00:33:49
drop it copper00:33:52
don't try to shoot it out00:33:54
you got no place to dock for cover00:33:58
that is where you are sadly mistaken00:34:00
monsieur [Music]00:34:04
that will be sufficient now drop those00:34:06
weapons you heard them drop them drop00:34:09
them00:34:10
[Music]00:34:14
uh judo dear boy attend to the00:34:16
formalities of the arrest please see it00:34:19
okay you hombres your goose is cooked so00:34:22
don't fool around because oh boy if you00:34:25
do00:34:26
[Music]00:34:27
are you ready down there judo00:34:30
see i want you to throw this ship into00:34:32
port as evidence00:34:35
see inspector are you coming down now no00:34:38
no my dear boy i'm going to ride on this00:34:40
one those little boats aren't safe eh00:34:43
okay amigos start to roll pronto00:34:52
the poor inspector he's sinking down in00:34:54
the sea00:34:55
don't say see00:34:58
say we00:35:01
[Music]00:35:14
mackley truck the most vicious criminal00:35:17
in the history of france had been00:35:18
condemned to david's island00:35:21
i was assigned to deliver him to that00:35:23
stinking rotten place00:35:25
all right get up there you big lomix00:35:28
come on look alive move it00:35:34
well mon capitan there's the island eh i00:35:37
must say we've met actually in time man00:35:39
huh00:35:40
wait a minute00:35:42
no no inspector that's not where you get00:35:44
off that's don't you tell me where to00:35:48
get up huh i'll tell you where to get up00:35:51
eh00:35:52
now lorry boat i'm getting out00:35:56
i guess that's telling him off huh00:36:01
come on you lazy monster i'll put your00:36:03
back into it eh00:36:06
struck stop00:36:08
stroke stroke stop stop00:36:16
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[Applause]00:36:19
[Music]00:36:22
here00:36:24
[Music]00:36:26
all right you swine00:36:28
have you any last request before i leave00:36:30
you here to rat on devils island00:36:32
this ain't devil's island00:36:35
it's deserted island00:36:39
oh no00:36:42
captain00:36:43
captain00:36:48
soccer blue and there won't be another00:36:50
boat for six months00:36:52
in the meantime big boy you are still my00:36:54
prisoner you make one false move and i00:36:58
will shoot you dead on site00:37:01
aha now you've done it you have made a00:37:04
false move00:37:05
well take this00:37:08
oh no i forgot to load my gun00:37:12
[Music]00:37:33
the only law now was the law of the00:37:36
jungle00:37:37
it would be the brute strength of a00:37:39
gorilla versus the cunning mind of a00:37:42
hawk00:37:43
and with a bird brain like mine he00:37:46
didn't stand that chance00:37:48
come on out and fight you crummy little00:37:51
punk00:37:58
[Music]00:38:04
[Music]00:38:07
[Applause]00:38:20
[Music]00:38:24
okay00:38:26
i got a cheap one my shoulder00:38:28
i tell you to come out and knock it off00:38:31
why that big baboon i'll show him00:38:33
[Music]00:38:38
how do you like that eh00:38:44
[Music]00:38:46
there this ought to fill that big donuts00:38:50
[Music]00:38:53
all right you cowardly swine00:38:55
come out into the open and face me like00:38:58
a man where are you00:39:05
no i'll finish you off once and for all00:39:10
what's the matter with this stupid rope00:39:15
[Music]00:39:18
i'm gonna throw you off this cliff00:39:22
don't bother00:39:39
you hear that00:39:41
nothing00:39:49
it's only fair to warn you that this is00:39:51
going to hurt00:39:56
it hurts doesn't need00:40:01
[Music]00:40:11
there he is00:40:13
when this rock hits him it will be all00:40:16
over00:40:19
oh no00:40:28
[Music]00:40:31
before you take me in inspector00:40:34
there's something i'd like to get off my00:40:36
chest00:40:38
huh what's that00:40:41
you00:40:43
[Music]00:40:56
while on an assignment to investigate an00:40:58
eccentric scientist who was making00:41:00
monsters without a license i apparently00:41:03
lost my way00:41:06
i'd better ask for directions at that00:41:08
old house00:41:10
[Music]00:41:17
hey00:41:18
master00:41:20
i think it's done00:41:24
[Music]00:41:27
hey look master i smashed the ugly old00:41:31
butterfly00:41:35
it's me you fooled you know i sometimes00:41:39
change into a bat00:41:41
it's the role of the vampire00:41:45
it ain't my fault that i'm stupid00:41:48
you never give me no brains00:41:52
let's face it erg you are obsolete now00:41:55
come down here and i will show you my00:41:58
greatest creation a monster to end all00:42:01
monsters00:42:04
isn't he a beauty00:42:06
he's pretty all right00:42:09
but how come he got no crying00:42:12
it is because the brain for this monster00:42:15
must be perfect00:42:17
it must be witty and clever also cunning00:42:21
crafty and courageous00:42:23
now who do we know that's got the brain00:42:26
like that00:42:33
uh00:42:34
how about him00:42:36
perfect00:42:37
go get him00:42:41
excuse me but i seem to have lost my00:42:43
direction00:42:44
thanks anyway but i i have three other00:42:46
directions to choose from sorry to00:42:48
disturb you00:42:49
don't let him get away00:42:54
[Music]00:42:59
be careful00:43:01
don't turn his brain00:43:05
stop hitting me you numb skull he got00:43:08
away00:43:12
there he goes00:43:13
after him00:43:19
oh heck he went in that hole00:43:23
i'll drive him out and you cover him00:43:27
okay00:43:30
[Music]00:43:31
here he00:43:33
[Music]00:43:39
i'll comes you're mad at me again00:43:46
now i'm going to make you small so you00:43:49
can go in that hole and get him00:43:52
i say the magic word00:43:54
teensy-weensy00:43:56
now you're small00:43:59
but how to lie00:44:01
again00:44:02
simple all i say is piggy wiggy00:44:05
and you're big00:44:14
you're small00:44:15
now go get him00:44:25
wait please before you hit me i would00:44:28
like to say one last word00:44:31
biggie wiggy00:44:36
[Music]00:44:46
teensy weensy00:44:49
[Music]00:44:53
what happened you fool00:44:55
first he said thank you00:44:58
yes yes00:45:00
danny said um uh uh quincy wheezy00:45:05
[Music]00:45:07
there is only one way to get him out of00:45:09
that hole00:45:10
go to the castle's powder room and bring00:45:13
back a keg of tnt00:45:16
[Music]00:45:29
i got00:45:30
that and day00:45:32
gonna blow that wise guy up with a cage00:45:38
[Music]00:45:41
[Applause] [Music]00:45:47
hurry let's get into the castle before00:45:49
it goes off00:45:50
[Music]00:45:57
look at that you'd expect something more00:46:00
imaginative from a scientist00:46:02
this is an insult to my intelligence00:46:05
[Music]00:46:08
it should go boom any second00:46:14
[Music]00:46:23
who'd ever have told that transylvania00:46:25
would be the first country to get to the00:46:26
moon00:46:29
[Music]00:46:42
the paris police force decided to00:46:44
experiment with the idea of using dogs00:46:46
to track down criminals00:46:49
now then private bowser pay strict00:46:51
attention man00:46:52
when i blow this whistle you are to obey00:46:54
my commands huh it is a special kind of00:46:57
whistle that dogs only can hear00:47:00
listen00:47:05
inspector00:47:08
quit blowing that whistle00:47:12
oh sorry commissioner sorry00:47:16
now this is a shoe belonging to a00:47:18
criminal00:47:19
do you know what to do with it00:47:25
no no stupid use your nose00:47:31
sacroiliac descent your ninja poop00:47:34
get the scent00:47:39
[Music]00:47:53
oh00:47:56
[Music]00:48:11
come back here private bowser come back00:48:14
do you hear me00:48:16
well at least he'll heal this dog00:48:18
whistle00:48:33
no time at all we were right back on the00:48:35
corporate00:48:37
[Music]00:48:47
your seats mongrel won't you ever learn00:48:50
that's a dummy00:48:53
you see it's just a mannequin00:48:56
a worthless00:48:58
if funny you see even this gun is a00:49:01
harmless toy00:49:05
any00:49:06
questions00:49:08
[Music]00:49:15
[Music]00:49:24
[Music]00:49:27
stop00:49:28
stop your stupid mutt00:49:31
stop00:49:32
i'll stop him with the whistle00:49:34
[Music]00:49:43
unloaded by this temporary mishap00:49:45
private bowser and i soon picked up the00:49:47
robber's trade00:49:49
halt00:49:51
quick get off the track you fool do you00:49:54
want to get run over come on you00:49:56
stubborn too late00:50:07
[Music]00:50:11
no dogs allowed on the train00:50:18
quick behind these trunks00:50:21
[Music]00:50:32
the coast is clear private you can come00:50:34
out now00:50:35
[Music]00:50:37
not out of there idiot00:50:42
[Music]00:50:51
[Music]00:50:54
what's the matter with this door00:51:01
[Music]00:51:09
it must be struck00:51:12
[Music] [Applause]00:51:17
[Music]00:51:25
back at headquarters the commissioner00:51:27
was very pleased at the way i had00:51:29
handled this case you know00:51:30
[Music]00:51:32
it gives me great pleasure to award you00:51:36
this medal for outstanding service00:51:39
[Music]00:51:41
well it was really sorrow i mean it was00:51:44
nothing you know i00:51:45
[Music]00:51:47
congratulations private bowser i'll just00:51:50
pin this medal on you00:51:51
[Music]00:51:56
stop it00:51:57
would you please stop it that's another00:51:59
stop you stupid man00:52:00
leave him00:52:01
oh00:52:06
you know i thought she was a police dog00:52:09
but she turned out to be a boxer00:52:12
and a good one00:52:15
[Music]00:52:24
so00:52:29
[Music]00:52:34
[Laughter]00:52:36
the news of the mad boomers prison break00:52:39
put the commissioner in a state of00:52:40
extreme agitation00:52:43
especially we must apprehend this madman00:52:47
as you know he swore to get the official00:52:50
that sent him to prison00:52:52
and that official is me00:52:55
but don't worry i will protect you hey00:52:59
this gift package here this came for the00:53:01
commissioner maybe that's his birthday00:53:04
or something eh don't touch it it could00:53:06
be a boom00:53:08
uh do you do c00:53:10
take this package down to the lab and00:53:11
subject it to the usual tests please00:53:14
see00:53:15
and don't say c say we00:53:17
see i mean we00:53:19
i mean00:53:20
what do i mean00:53:21
[Music]00:53:26
he didn't explore i see i mean we00:53:30
so you see it was absolutely harmless00:53:33
here listen to the cuckoo00:53:37
[Music]00:53:42
shut up00:53:43
i've listened to enough cuckoos for one00:53:46
day00:53:47
but commissioner this safest place for00:53:49
you is where the mad boomer is not which00:53:51
is right here which is where he is now00:53:53
right00:53:55
feinstein fails the police are locked up00:53:58
while the crooks roam around free00:54:03
just a moment do you have a license to00:54:05
peddle these balloons00:54:08
well it's a good thing you have00:54:11
i don't believe it00:54:14
i believe it00:54:16
to further ensure the commissioner's00:54:19
safety00:54:20
i decided that we should leave00:54:21
immediately for his country estate wait00:54:25
i'd better check to see if the car has00:54:27
been wired with a boom00:54:29
everything is perfect sir you megadine00:54:34
[Music]00:54:40
now what nasty luck i blew out00:54:43
well we'll take the armor-plated compact00:54:45
and state00:54:49
quick00:54:52
was i uh speeding00:54:54
no no you fool it's the mad bomber he's00:54:57
running up that hill after him stop or00:55:00
i'll shoot00:55:04
i warn you i have been trained to kill00:55:11
[Laughter]00:55:23
[Music]00:55:26
uh taxi taxi00:55:30
we finally arrived at the commissioner's00:55:31
country house where we enjoyed the00:55:34
simple pastoral life00:55:42
i have made a thorough search and you00:55:43
can be sure that there is not one boom00:55:46
on these premises00:55:52
[Music]00:55:58
a commissioner can you hear me if so00:56:00
signify by moving your hand00:56:05
the commissioner impressed it upon me to00:56:07
search more painstakingly and i soon met00:56:09
with success00:56:12
[Music]00:56:15
to render a boom harvest first you must00:56:16
remain composed and second plunge the00:56:19
boom into water as quickly as possible00:56:22
i00:56:24
hate you00:56:27
we found the french riviera most00:56:29
enjoyable00:56:31
hurry up with my sunburn lotion00:56:35
they're coming sir00:56:38
ah what is this00:56:41
could it be a fuse00:56:42
i believe it is a fuse commissioner00:56:49
uh here's your sunburn lotion00:56:52
i decided it would be safer to get out00:56:55
of france00:56:59
[Music]00:57:02
but of course not relax and enjoy00:57:04
yourself00:57:05
ah00:57:07
peace and quiet at last00:57:13
[Music]00:57:20
my on-airing powers of deduction finally00:57:23
led to the capture of the elusive mad00:57:24
boomer00:57:25
and i magnanimously allowed the credit00:57:27
to pass to my superior00:57:29
the photographers are here now sir00:57:32
very good sang with me00:57:35
take off your hat you ill-mannered idiot00:57:40
[Music]00:57:46
and so with that i marked the case00:57:48
officially closed00:57:50
and that was the last of the mad boomer00:57:54
or was it00:57:57
[Music]00:58:11
the most unusual case i have ever00:58:14
handled concerned the marquis de00:58:15
boulevard00:58:16
every year she held a magnificent00:58:18
charity ball at her chateau00:58:23
marquisa wore her famous jewelry00:58:26
including the largest diamond in the00:58:28
world the plymouth rock00:58:30
it was my duty to guard this beautiful00:58:32
stone i had strict instructions never to00:58:35
let it out of my sight of course i noted00:58:38
a suspicious movement00:58:40
and unfortunately took my eye off the00:58:42
jewel00:58:49
is momentarily i've been robbed00:58:51
[Music]00:58:55
adam's diamond has been stolen00:58:57
and by order of the department of police00:59:00
no one is to leave this room00:59:04
no one is to leave this chateau no one00:59:06
needs to leave paris00:59:08
mail in your names00:59:11
the commissioner was waiting for me in00:59:12
his office intending to return the jewel00:59:14
safely to his vault you had me worried00:59:17
inspector give me the diamond come come00:59:20
to sweet00:59:22
the diamond has been stolen00:59:33
i began my search into madame pulibun's00:59:36
past for some clue00:59:38
my initial efforts revealed that she had00:59:39
been a chicken plucker who at the age of00:59:42
42 inherited 41 million francs00:59:46
after mulling it over in my fertile00:59:48
brain i decided to start my00:59:50
investigation at the scene of the crime00:59:52
madame's chateau00:59:57
i thought it's strange to be met at the00:59:59
door by a chicken but i shrugged it off01:00:01
as a probable reminder of madame's01:00:04
humble past01:00:05
[Music]01:00:07
during my search for the clues eh i01:00:09
discovered that all of my damn servants01:00:11
were chickens01:00:20
could it be that one of these chickens01:00:21
stole the jewelry to get revenge on01:00:23
madame01:00:25
but no that theory is too wild where01:00:27
would a chicken hide such a jewel they01:00:29
could not possibly commit a crime of01:00:31
this nature01:00:34
or could they01:00:36
by now i was convinced that i should try01:00:38
phase two of my investigation junior01:00:40
dear boy please come here huh01:00:42
one of these chickens stole the jewel01:00:45
fortunately i brought my chicken01:00:46
disguise with me01:00:49
oh are you beautiful01:00:51
yes but of course01:00:54
completely inconspicuous i moved about01:00:57
freely among the chickens01:01:01
something told me that i had better01:01:03
learn their language01:01:05
i soon mastered the chicken language and01:01:07
decided to question the most likely01:01:09
suspect the butler i would appear you01:01:11
know very friendly to him by telling him01:01:13
one of my better jokes01:01:18
of course now he trusted me as a friend01:01:22
to show his friendship he told me a joke01:01:24
about a dumb inspector looking for a01:01:26
jewel stolen by the chickens01:01:29
dom inspector indeed this made it clear01:01:32
to me that this was the guilty party he01:01:35
had guilt written all over his face01:01:38
put up your wings you are under arrest01:01:40
take this chicken in for question a01:01:42
chicken01:01:43
i don't know what kind of questions you01:01:46
ask a chicken never mind just do as i01:01:49
say please see don't say c say we see i01:01:53
mean we i mean oh01:01:56
oh okay01:01:57
come on let's go see your chicken marge01:02:00
and do not say senor same as you see not01:02:04
see we see i mean we01:02:07
okay chicken out with it now why did you01:02:10
cross the road with the red suspenders01:02:17
and guard miss your palette i have01:02:19
recorded your entire confession on my01:02:21
ring tape recorder01:02:25
now where did you hide that jewel01:02:28
at last the casey salt open the door01:02:31
miss you01:02:32
[Music]01:02:38
dear boy just step over here please for01:02:40
a moment this scandal has hidden the01:02:42
jewel inside one of these eggs now it is01:02:45
up to01:02:46
us to find which one now start looking01:02:50
continue searching juju please we will01:02:52
find the right one sooner or later01:02:54
holy smokes i never seen anything like01:02:57
this01:02:58
something that's so good you do give me01:03:01
that egg01:03:02
this is obviously a decoy planted by the01:03:04
chickens it is my duty to examine it01:03:07
wow01:03:08
i mean how shocking01:03:10
[Music]01:03:12
i i must confiscate this for uh you know01:03:14
evidence huh now back to work you do01:03:17
hey look at that oh boy what a stroke of01:03:19
luck01:03:22
did you have01:03:24
another can can oh judo dear boy come01:03:27
here look at this one eh01:03:31
[Music]01:03:38
and away we go01:03:42
[Music]01:03:59
is undergoing its annual spring cleaning01:04:01
an event which presented its annual01:04:03
problem of guarding the family oil01:04:05
against theft01:04:06
what do you think of it inspector well01:04:09
it's01:04:10
obviously a cheap grade of glass01:04:13
why don't you try looking through the01:04:15
eyepiece instead of the diamond01:04:18
oh yes i can see better now that's very01:04:21
expensive yes of course01:04:23
the gold stone is what exactly 1001:04:26
billion flanks01:04:28
it is your responsibility to gather for01:04:30
24 hours01:04:32
lose it01:04:33
and you'll pay for it01:04:36
well in that case i simply shall double01:04:38
the standard security measures01:04:40
judo01:04:42
judo i want you to process this jeweler01:04:44
through identification and check it for01:04:46
fingerprints goodbye you do you call me01:04:48
inspector yes judo01:04:51
i could never understand how he got into01:04:53
the french police force give me the01:04:55
jewel please eh01:04:56
what joy laid on having no joy the one01:05:00
that i placed in your black gloved hand01:05:02
a moment ago please how'd you do but01:05:03
senor i am wearing the white gloves01:05:07
[Music]01:05:15
[Music]01:05:21
west i'm white i'm wrong01:05:24
swiping the diamond from police01:05:26
headquarters was really using our heads01:05:29
what do you mean we was my head were01:05:31
used you always think you're the head01:05:33
with the brain01:05:34
i'm not a three-time loser like you01:05:36
please gentleman confusion say three01:05:40
head not always better than one shut up01:05:44
truth we always out cannot cover up01:05:50
[Music]01:05:59
[Music]01:06:01
quick follow that max mobile01:06:08
you may turn in your police card see and01:06:11
don't say see01:06:12
say we01:06:13
see i mean we i don't know what i mean i01:06:16
want to go home01:06:19
the inspector is on our trail01:06:24
let him have it01:06:29
[Music]01:06:34
he's still following us01:06:39
open bombays01:06:42
bombs away01:06:45
[Music]01:06:51
hmm01:06:58
[Music]01:07:13
that brings the total to 55 billion01:07:16
francs plus one auntie desk01:07:21
come on wong let's see the jewel don't01:07:24
lush me01:07:25
oh01:07:26
oh oh what you mean01:07:28
i just make discovery we have hole in01:07:31
our pocket01:07:35
fortunately for your career we found the01:07:39
diamond01:07:40
do you think you can keep your eye on it01:07:43
for the remaining twenty three and one01:07:45
half hours01:07:48
this way we don't get parking ticket01:07:50
confusion say shut up01:07:55
this time i put the diamond in my own01:07:57
safe for safe keeping01:08:02
halt ouch insidious blackout you hulk in01:08:05
the name01:08:13
i trailed my quarry to a disreputable01:08:15
hotel on the left bank01:08:17
you do see you guide the stairs but i01:08:20
take the elevator01:08:24
[Music]01:08:28
they kept their hotel room under01:08:30
surveillance01:08:34
all right you treacherous swine i warn01:08:36
you i can't see every move that you make01:08:41
but you do it come here dear boy hank01:08:45
what do you see when you look through01:08:46
this keyhole01:08:48
holy magnificent01:08:52
control yourself do you do that's enough01:08:54
a way away only look at that i never01:08:56
seen it like that something oh01:08:59
[Music]01:09:02
all right come out of there or i'll01:09:03
shoot by the time i count to three01:09:06
one01:09:08
two01:09:09
three01:09:15
last i closed in on the mats o'reilly's01:09:16
hideout and surrounded it01:09:18
because let's beat it well we can't get01:09:21
caught with a hot diamond on us01:09:24
confusion always say place for hot ice01:09:27
is in glass of cold water observe01:09:31
diamond and joy welcome incognito01:09:36
don't move01:09:40
[Music]01:09:41
all right man spread out and search01:09:43
these premises and also the grounds01:09:46
[Music]01:09:48
what's this ice water but you know about01:09:51
that01:09:52
well i hereby confiscate this ice water01:09:54
in the name of thirst01:09:57
[Music]01:10:14
very uh looking gold stone here nurse01:10:18
sends us to the lab for a biopsy01:10:23
[Music]01:10:26
so you see whenever i think of the gold01:10:29
case01:10:30
it brings back tender memories to me eh01:10:34
[Music]01:10:51
was undergoing its annual spring01:10:52
cleaning an event which presented its01:10:54
annual problem of guarding the family01:10:57
joel against theft01:10:58
what do you think of it inspector well01:11:01
it's01:11:02
obviously a cheap grade of glass01:11:05
why don't you try looking through the01:11:07
eyepiece instead of the diamond01:11:10
oh yes i can see better now that's very01:11:13
expensive yes of course01:11:15
the gold stone is worth exactly 1001:11:18
billion flanks01:11:20
it is your responsibility to gather for01:11:22
24 hours01:11:24
lose it01:11:25
and you'll pay for it01:11:28
well in that case i simply shall double01:11:30
the standard security measures01:11:32
judo01:11:34
judo i want you to process this jeweler01:11:36
through identification and check it for01:11:38
fingerprints01:11:39
you do you call me inspector01:11:42
yes jodo01:11:43
i could never understand how he got into01:11:45
the french police force give me the01:11:47
jewel please eh01:11:48
what joy lied on having no joy the one01:11:52
that i placed in your black gloved hand01:11:54
a moment ago please how'd you do but01:11:56
senor i am wearing the white gloves01:11:59
[Music]01:12:02
in the name of josephine01:12:07
[Music]01:12:12
i'm west i'm white i'm wrong01:12:16
swiping the diamond from police01:12:18
headquarters was really using our heads01:12:21
what do you mean we was my head we used01:12:23
you always think you're the head with01:12:25
the brain01:12:26
i'm not a three-time loser like you01:12:29
please gentleman confusion say three01:12:32
head not always better than one01:12:35
up01:12:36
truth we always out cannot cover up01:12:42
[Music]01:12:45
quick get in the matzo mobile01:12:51
[Music]01:13:00
[Music]01:13:03
and don't say see01:13:04
say we01:13:05
see i mean we i don't know what i mean i01:13:08
want to go home01:13:09
[Music]01:13:11
the inspector is on our trail01:13:16
let him have it01:13:21
[Music]01:13:26
he's still following us01:13:31
open bombays01:13:34
bombs away01:13:37
[Music]01:13:52
grab it clouds your sneaks you01:14:03
sector iliac that brings the total to 5501:14:07
billion francs plus one empty desk01:14:13
come on wong let's see the jewel don't01:14:16
lush me01:14:17
oh oh oh oh what you mean01:14:20
i just make discovery we have hole in01:14:23
our01:14:26
pocket fortunately for your career we01:14:30
found the diamond01:14:32
do you think you can keep your eye on it01:14:35
for the remaining 23 and one half hours01:14:40
this way we don't get parking tickets01:14:42
confusion say01:14:47
this time i put the diamond in my office01:14:49
safe for safekeeping01:14:54
fault pouch insidious blackout you hulk01:14:57
both in the name01:15:05
i trailed my quarry to a disreputable01:15:07
hotel on the left bank you do see you01:15:11
guide the stairs while i take the01:15:13
elevator01:15:16
[Music]01:15:20
i kept their hotel room under01:15:22
surveillance01:15:26
all right you treacherous swine i warn01:15:28
you i can't see every move that you make01:15:33
but you do i come here dear boy hank01:15:37
what do you see when you look through01:15:38
this keyhole01:15:41
holy magnifique01:15:44
control yourself due to that's enough a01:15:46
way away holy ma look at that i never01:15:48
seen it like that something oh01:15:51
[Music]01:15:54
all right come out of there or i'll01:15:56
shoot by the time i count to three01:15:58
one01:16:00
two01:16:01
three01:16:06
at last i closed in on the mats01:16:08
o'reilly's hideout and surrounded it01:16:10
because01:16:12
let's beat it well we can't get caught01:16:14
with a hot diamond on us01:16:16
confusion always say place for hot ice01:16:19
is in glass of cold water observe01:16:23
diamond and joy welcome incognito01:16:28
don't01:16:32
move all right man spread out and search01:16:35
these premises and also the grounds01:16:38
[Music]01:16:39
ah what's this ice water but you know01:16:43
about that01:16:44
well i hereby confiscate this ice water01:16:46
in the name of thirst01:16:47
[Music]01:17:05
ah01:17:06
a very expensive looking gold stone here01:17:10
nurse sends us to the lab for a biopsy01:17:15
[Music]01:17:18
so you see whenever i think of the gold01:17:21
case01:17:22
it brings back danger memories to me eh01:17:26
[Music]01:17:42
for several months i had been trying to01:17:45
capture a vicious criminal named louis01:17:48
de laos01:17:49
one night while i was going over some01:17:51
clues on the case the commissioner01:17:53
buzzed me01:17:55
[Music]01:17:58
yes inspector01:18:00
would you mind stepping into my office01:18:03
well i'm pretty busy right at the moment01:18:10
yes sir01:18:13
yes commissioner sir now pay attention01:18:16
as i demonstrate our new automated01:18:19
policeman first i flip this switch01:18:23
feed his information01:18:35
now watch01:18:37
within seconds louis de01:18:48
why that's incredible commissioner01:18:50
just think of all the criminals you can01:18:52
get rid of01:18:54
that's not all i can get freedom01:18:59
what do you mean by that sir01:19:10
how do you like that replaced by a01:19:13
crummy machine01:19:18
[Music]01:19:23
there was only one way to get my job01:19:27
back01:19:38
[Music]01:19:48
oh01:19:53
[Music]01:19:55
oh that does it01:19:58
[Music]01:20:11
why you dirty take this01:20:17
[Applause]01:20:19
[Music]01:20:32
[Applause]01:20:40
oh no01:20:43
[Music]01:20:50
i'll teach that mechanical monster to01:20:52
fool around with me01:20:58
hey you stupid01:21:02
[Music]01:21:11
[Applause]01:21:20
i'm going to give that tin can copper a01:21:22
hot foot right in the middle of his01:21:25
career01:21:28
[Music]01:21:42
thanks a lot01:21:44
[Music]01:21:47
[Applause]01:21:51
aha01:21:52
there he is01:21:54
[Music]01:22:06
aha01:22:12
[Music]01:22:16
inspector01:22:17
what are you doing01:22:21
[Music]01:22:29
so01:22:30
[Music]01:22:39
commissioner speaking01:22:41
[Music]01:22:42
oh01:22:43
yes sir01:22:45
you say you're pleased with the robot01:22:48
oh01:22:49
thank you01:22:51
what's that01:22:53
you're promoting the robot to whose job01:22:58
[Music]01:23:04
how do they expect you to eat this slap01:23:07
ah shut up and pass this side01:23:13
[Music]01:23:27
the moment i walked out of headquarters01:23:29
and started across the street01:23:32
i knew that something was wrong01:23:34
even the simple act of getting on an01:23:36
elevator gave me a peculiar sensation01:23:41
for some strange reason i didn't feel01:23:44
quite right01:23:47
it even got so i was afraid to smoke one01:23:49
of my favorite after the new cigars01:23:52
for fear you know it would explode01:23:57
so i stuck to my trusty old pipe01:24:02
i finally decided to see a psychiatrist01:24:05
tell me what seems to be troubling you01:24:08
i'm beginning to suspect that i might be01:24:10
accident prone01:24:13
oh yes you do have a problem01:24:19
as i was saying doctor i need help01:24:23
after two weeks and five thousand francs01:24:26
the doctor reached a conclusion someone01:24:28
is trying to get rid of you01:24:32
ah what a relief it was to have the01:24:34
mystery salt01:24:37
i felt free as a burden flight01:24:43
suddenly everything came into focus the01:24:46
priceless dubarry diamond was to be01:24:48
exhibited publicly and the joel thieves01:24:51
were in paris to steal it01:24:53
i alone knew where the diamond was01:24:55
hidden and i was keeping it under my01:24:58
head01:25:00
they knew the only way they could get a01:25:02
diamond would be over my dead body01:25:05
kept my eyes my ears open01:25:13
as a precaution i rented a mine detector01:25:16
to check out my pad you know for a booby01:25:18
trap [Music]01:25:24
just as i suspected01:25:27
[Music]01:25:40
i was pleasantly surprised you know when01:25:42
i learned that the famous movie star01:25:44
melody mercuricom and her maid were in01:25:46
the room next to mine01:25:48
i decided to get acquainted01:25:53
stealing the diamond will be a cinch but01:25:55
first we must get rid of that stupid01:25:58
copper [Music]01:26:04
good morning beautiful neighbor how01:26:07
about joining me for a candlelight01:26:09
dinner for two eh i'll be right over01:26:13
we'll split the pizza together01:26:18
now go get him you know what to do don't01:26:20
worry darling i will finish him off01:26:24
pizza01:26:25
where do i find a pizza in paris pizza01:26:29
pizza01:26:31
get to your head the pizza here what a01:26:34
coincidence a strolling pizzeria01:26:40
fill it up mamma mia and keep the change01:26:47
[Music]01:26:52
[Music]01:26:59
[Music]01:27:03
up the job now i want him out of the way01:27:06
before morning01:27:07
well all right melody you are the boss i01:27:11
could work much better if i didn't have01:27:13
to wear this maid outfit01:27:17
time is running out we must destroy him01:27:20
at once don't panic i'm going to give01:27:23
him the bird01:27:32
a mechanical homing pigeon that lays01:27:34
golden palms01:27:36
i simply press this button01:27:38
[Music]01:27:40
and off he goes01:27:44
[Music]01:27:54
well01:27:55
i don't hear no boom boom01:27:58
don't worry you will01:28:00
[Music]01:28:09
[Music]01:28:11
well the thieves blew the job right01:28:13
there01:28:14
the next day i delivered the diamond01:28:17
right on schedule01:28:20
good morning sir it was a frightening01:28:24
experience but here is the diamond01:28:27
safe and sound01:28:29
thank you01:28:30
but i had the real diamond all the time01:28:33
yours was a fake01:28:37
i hope that your feelings aren't hurt oh01:28:40
nerf course not as a matter of fact i01:28:42
have a little gift for you01:28:45
a golden pigeon egg01:28:47
how interesting01:28:49
[Music]01:28:51
i hope that your feelings aren't hurt01:28:54
every feeling in my body hurts01:28:59
[Music]01:29:11
and the day before i was to leave on my01:29:13
vacation i was summoned to the01:29:15
commissioner's office01:29:17
inspector foreign agents have just01:29:19
stolen our government secret code book01:29:22
and i am assigning you to recover it01:29:24
good commissioner how about my vacation01:29:26
my ship leaves the first thing in the01:29:28
morning shut up and listen01:29:30
they have hidden the code book in their01:29:32
embassy and since we have no legal right01:29:35
to enter the building you will have to01:29:37
sneak in01:29:39
but commissioner now get going that's an01:29:42
order01:29:43
yes sir01:29:45
rather than sneak into the embassy i01:29:47
decided to casually walk right through01:29:49
the front gate bluff my way huh01:29:52
then take them by surprise01:29:59
i decided to try the back gate01:30:03
[Music]01:30:14
hmm01:30:21
oh01:30:29
[Music]01:30:43
oh no01:30:46
[Applause]01:30:48
[Music]01:30:52
why don't you look where you're going01:30:53
you crazy nut01:30:58
i devised a clever scheme to get rid of01:31:00
the dog thereby getting access to the01:31:03
building01:31:07
meow01:31:08
meow01:31:10
[Music]01:31:13
meow01:31:14
[Music]01:31:21
[Music]01:31:25
meow meow01:31:36
[Music]01:31:43
this will fix that monster01:31:49
[Music]01:32:12
[Music]01:32:17
now i will swing right into the window01:32:20
tarzan style01:32:24
[Music]01:32:30
[Music]01:32:35
that stupid dog won't stop me disturb01:32:38
[Music]01:32:45
[Music]01:32:50
oh01:32:56
having had little success in going over01:32:58
or around that vicious mangle i decided01:33:01
to tunnel up into the building01:33:05
[Music]01:33:11
boy it's dark inside of here i better01:33:14
light a match01:33:18
mother01:33:24
[Music]01:33:34
[Music]01:33:42
there and that is that01:33:50
[Music]01:33:55
must be in there01:33:57
[Music]01:34:11
yikes01:34:13
[Music]01:34:19
here's the code book sir no time to01:34:21
explain01:34:24
[Music]01:34:32
have a good vacation01:34:34
and don't forget to write01:34:36
i will sir yes as soon as i get the01:34:39
chance01:34:43
[Music]01:34:56
[Music]01:35:17
the whole affair began as i had just01:35:20
finished my marketing and like everybody01:35:23
else i took my groceries home in the01:35:25
shopping cart01:35:26
well inspector01:35:28
i see you're feeling pretty good today01:35:32
but of course you know even though you01:35:34
are a policeman01:35:36
you'll never get away with it get away01:35:39
with what stealing a shopping cart but i01:35:43
was just borrowing it i i'll take it01:35:45
back at once01:35:46
it's too late my friend01:35:49
even now the proprietor is reporting the01:35:51
theft was shut down01:35:54
how are the wife and kids sergeant just01:35:57
fine thank you01:35:58
there's only one thing to do now01:36:01
get rid of that count and fast01:36:05
[Music]01:36:12
now that's much better isn't it01:36:15
inspector01:36:16
[Music]01:36:18
except for just one little thing01:36:22
what little thing01:36:23
you left your fingerprints all over it01:36:31
[Music]01:36:38
hey inspector what are you doing with01:36:41
that stolen shopping cart01:36:45
i've just got to get rid of this thing01:36:48
[Music]01:36:51
and this statue is 500 years old01:36:55
and over here ladders and gentlemen we01:36:57
have a01:36:59
stolen shopping cart01:37:01
call the police01:37:03
stop him01:37:04
[Music]01:37:09
you better do something quick inspector01:37:11
they're closing in on you01:37:14
[Music]01:37:32
inspector01:37:33
you knew you couldn't get away with this01:37:35
didn't you01:37:37
yes yes i'm guilty i admit it01:37:40
from now on keep your otto on the01:37:43
straight not on the sidewalk01:37:45
[Music]01:37:53
hey stupid get out of the way or step on01:37:57
it01:37:58
oh shut up you big dummy01:38:01
[Music]01:38:03
i'll teach you to call me a big dummy01:38:06
[Music]01:38:12
i decided to park it at the curb01:38:16
walk away01:38:24
[Music]01:38:35
now you're thinking put the count on the01:38:38
track and let the train smash it to bits01:38:46
[Music]01:38:49
i finally devised a foolproof scheme to01:38:52
get rid of it once and for all01:39:03
there and that's that01:39:07
[Music]01:39:09
[Applause] [Music]01:39:13
well congratulations inspector you've01:39:16
finally done it haven't you01:39:18
headquarters is just around the corner01:39:20
so cool it01:39:28
good morning inspector goodbye sergeant01:39:35
i'm afraid there is only one way out01:39:37
inspector you're right it's the only01:39:40
honorable thing to do01:39:43
oh inspector don't forget your shopping01:39:47
cart01:39:48
oh of course we shall go together01:39:52
[Music]01:39:54
[Applause]01:40:00
[Music]01:40:02
shame on you01:40:03
trying to stow away on my submarine01:40:07
[Music]01:40:10
that does it01:40:11
now i've made up my mind01:40:15
hey inspector01:40:17
what are you going to do01:40:18
something i should have done in the01:40:20
first place01:40:23
i waited until nightfall and then i made01:40:27
my move01:40:30
[Applause]01:40:34
all i had to do was pick the lock01:40:37
open the door and shove the cart in01:40:40
[Music]01:41:03
foreign01:41:12
[Music]01:41:20
[Music]01:41:23
the commissioner of the paris orientae01:41:25
suggested that i spend my summer01:41:27
vacation in canada01:41:29
this afforded me an opportunity to work01:41:31
with the mounted police and study the01:41:34
methods of canadian prison system01:41:36
i was immediately assigned to guard a01:41:39
vicious criminal named caribou lou01:41:41
now unbeknown to me someone had smuggled01:41:44
to him an armored car inside of a cake01:41:48
he wasted no time in breaking out01:41:51
[Music]01:41:52
naturally he took me along as i hosted01:41:57
we holed up in an isolated cabin miles01:42:00
from anywhere01:42:02
i detected at once that he was a person01:42:04
that i could easily hate01:42:07
now listen you're stupid kapil you're my01:42:10
ticket to freedom so don't try to get01:42:13
away understand01:42:15
yes sir01:42:18
we finally settled down for the night01:42:21
i'm tying us together01:42:24
so don't try no funny01:42:26
stuff i lay there despising him until i01:42:31
was sure he was asleep01:42:36
[Music]01:42:39
[Applause]01:42:47
[Music]01:42:48
i told you not to try anything funny01:42:56
all right go out there and get some01:42:58
firewood01:43:00
yeah yes sir01:43:01
oh in the mail01:43:03
i'll be watching you01:43:06
oh that's dirty that's no01:43:11
[Music]01:43:17
i think i know somebody who's going to01:43:19
get a big surprise eh01:43:25
oh no01:43:26
[Applause]01:43:30
and don't try that again01:43:35
get the wood do01:43:49
sleeping powder huh01:43:53
[Music]01:43:55
here's the porridge01:43:59
wait a minute you've got the biggest and01:44:01
i've got the littlest i'll take this one01:44:04
and you take that one01:44:07
wait it might be too hot i wouldn't want01:44:09
you to burn your big mouth01:44:12
hmm01:44:13
no it feels cool enough01:44:15
you can eat it you can yet01:44:18
i'll take this one01:44:21
now keep away from me and my powerage01:44:26
[Music]01:44:28
where that does it01:44:30
[Music]01:44:31
before you shoot may i have your01:44:34
photograph01:44:35
hey01:44:36
are you phoning me01:44:38
oh no no no sir you are a very famous01:44:41
criminal can't you see someday your name01:44:44
up there in lights huh01:44:46
where01:44:47
and your picture splashed across the01:44:49
front pages everywhere what the made it01:44:52
splash01:44:53
you do have a good picture of yourself01:44:55
eh01:44:56
i ain't even got a bad one01:44:58
you mean to tell me that your handsome01:45:01
features and chiseled profile have never01:45:03
been recorded and filmed01:45:05
no01:45:06
i reckon not01:45:08
well you wait here and i'll go get a01:45:10
camera01:45:11
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you know01:45:13
that monty is really a nice guy i've01:45:16
decided i ain't gonna shoot him i'll01:45:19
just stab him quickly01:45:23
boy are we lucky it was the last one01:45:25
they had01:45:26
now this will be a time exposure so01:45:29
you'll have to stand real steel eh01:45:32
okay how is this01:45:35
that's beautiful01:45:36
now01:45:37
hold it01:45:44
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[Music]01:45:51
[Applause]01:45:53
[Music]01:45:58
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come on i can't stand here all day go01:46:05
ahead and shoot01:46:06
okay01:46:08
smile01:46:12
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[Applause]01:46:21
[Music]01:46:25
inspector01:46:26
is it true that you captured the01:46:28
criminal single-handed01:46:30
yes i must admit that i must i did it01:46:32
yes01:46:36
hold it inspector01:46:37
just one more01:46:40
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what do you say to that to you01:46:46
[Music]01:46:49
makeup01:46:50
makeup01:46:52
[Music]01:47:00
do01:47:03
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uh01:47:32
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[Music]01:47:39
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[Music]01:47:49
[Applause]01:48:02
wait a minute you ain't hunting there01:48:05
are you01:48:06
oh no sir no as as you can see i'm01:48:09
completely dressed01:48:11
well i'm glad to know that01:48:13
because if you were hunting bears i'd01:48:16
have to do this01:48:19
and this [Music]01:48:21
a little of this01:48:23
so it's lucky for you that you ain't01:48:25
hunting for bear01:48:27
otherwise you might get hurt01:48:33
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[Music]01:48:39
so01:48:47
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[Music] [Applause]01:48:51
[Music]01:48:53
foreign01:48:56
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[Applause]01:48:59
[Music]01:49:06
all right you quail01:49:07
get out of my cage01:49:13
[Music]01:49:15
go on beat it01:49:17
you're getting feathers in my honey01:49:21
[Music]01:49:22
get out01:49:32
ugh01:49:34
[Applause]01:49:37
[Laughter]01:49:40
[Music]01:49:52
[Music]01:49:59
[Applause]01:50:03
[Music]01:50:09
so that's where you are eh01:50:12
well take this01:50:20
[Music]01:50:26
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oh boy01:50:33
that was a glass one01:50:37
[Music]01:50:38
maybe this'll pound some sense into your01:50:41
head01:50:44
[Music]01:51:01
[Music]01:51:12
so01:51:14
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i'll fix him01:51:39
[Music]01:51:46
oh no01:51:54
oh yeah01:51:55
that's perfect01:52:05
yes01:52:08
[Music]01:52:25
[Music]01:52:32
[Music]01:52:35
oh01:52:39
do you have a hunting license01:52:42
no i don't01:52:44
well here's one01:52:46
now go get em boy01:52:49
with pleasure01:52:51
[Music]01:53:02
so01:53:05
[Music]01:53:22
dirty pierre le punk had escaped from01:53:25
prison and i was assigned to bring him01:53:27
in my instructions were to meet a01:53:29
special agent in front of an old01:53:31
abandoned house where pierre was hiding01:53:33
out01:53:34
good morning honorable inspector i am01:53:37
charlie your special robot agent well01:53:40
what do you know01:53:42
an electronic cap01:53:44
my computer brain can show you how to01:53:47
put pierre back in who's gow why that's01:53:50
incredible01:53:54
okay charlie what is my first move01:53:58
suggest best way to get here quick is01:54:01
crashing door but use big stick01:54:07
i'll have the handcuffs on that bum in a01:54:09
matter of seconds01:54:11
[Music]01:54:23
oh make slight miscalculation so sorry01:54:26
please suggest you use pineapple but01:54:29
without carriage cheese01:54:32
[Music]01:54:36
hmm01:54:38
[Music]01:54:58
when planned bomb out get whirlybird and01:55:01
drop bomb in01:55:05
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note honorable inspector have stiff01:55:33
upper lip and hard set jaw but to catch01:55:36
hardened criminal must have concrete01:55:38
idea suggest you project self through01:55:41
window with rocket and suck it to him01:55:46
[Music]01:56:03
[Music]01:56:04
[Applause]01:56:07
confucius say best way to finish off01:56:10
dirty routes is chop down tree and bash01:56:13
in house01:56:15
[Music]01:56:27
[Applause]01:56:29
[Music]01:56:33
when previous plan backfire next move is01:56:36
on high wire01:56:39
[Music]01:56:52
one01:57:01
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must never give up hope01:57:07
this time use lasso rope01:57:10
[Music]01:57:27
oh01:57:33
[Music]01:57:45
this operation called kaboom guaranteed01:57:48
to seal crook's doom01:57:51
but i'm warning you if this plan doesn't01:57:54
work i'll tear out your transistors one01:57:57
by one01:58:05
they don't call me dirty pierre just for01:58:08
kicks you know01:58:10
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i was to meet honorable inspector in01:58:20
front of house01:58:22
aha01:58:23
here he comes now01:58:27
and show you how to save wear and tear01:58:30
have great idea on how to catch pierre01:58:34
why you dirty i'll show you some wear01:58:37
and tear01:58:38
[Music]01:58:41
better to split in than have split head01:58:45
[Music]01:58:46
come back here you mechanical maniacs01:58:51
[Music]01:59:26
the entire affair began on a thursday01:59:28
evening when i received an urgent call01:59:30
from the commissioner summoning me to01:59:32
head cutters01:59:33
inspector read this01:59:36
tonight i shall add the louvre to my art01:59:39
collection signed01:59:41
the blooch01:59:42
do we have a mug shot of this blooch01:59:44
fellow there was a photo of him on my01:59:46
desk01:59:49
yeah i have never seen such a bleachy01:59:52
mess that is my wife you fool this is01:59:56
the blotch01:59:58
yes of course i'm very familiar with02:00:00
this type of criminal face02:00:02
i am assigning you and sergeant doodoo02:00:04
to spend the night in the loop you must02:00:07
guard those priceless art treasures and02:00:10
i warn02:00:13
a very good sarah02:00:16
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did you lock all the doors judo c02:00:25
don't say c say we02:00:28
see i mean we are the only ones here in02:00:30
the labor02:00:31
don't say leave her say louisville over02:00:35
never mind02:00:36
look at that some sloppy artists left a02:00:39
bleach of paint right on the floor02:00:45
did you hear that judo02:00:48
hey there must be someone else here in02:00:51
the label02:00:52
i'll do the deducting you do you can02:00:54
please go guard the stairs02:00:56
see02:00:58
why anyone would want to steal a02:01:00
painting like that i'll never know02:01:02
however no one is going to steal02:01:05
anything behind my back02:01:07
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she is02:01:18
me and the inspector had a hard time02:01:20
keeping our eyes and the picture because02:01:22
they were moving pictures02:01:24
of course they move off one wall02:01:28
and then we turn our back for just one02:01:30
momento caramba they move again quick02:01:33
black all these sections02:01:35
i block all the experts except one02:01:38
unlucky one that i didn't see i mean we02:01:41
oh they have bloodshot he keeps seeing02:01:44
the pictures02:01:45
big ones and the little ones he got from02:01:48
the inspector's wallet oh boy has he02:01:51
ever met02:01:56
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all right you slippery bleach put up02:02:09
your hands02:02:11
aha02:02:12
stop your thing02:02:17
the inspector i got02:02:18
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hey inspector here's a picture of you02:02:29
and he said good one don't buy rembrandt02:02:37
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quick we'll trap him at the top of the02:02:54
stairs02:02:58
i warn you blooch one false move and02:03:01
i'll give you such a karate chap that02:03:03
will split you in two02:03:06
okay you asked for it02:03:09
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inspector02:03:25
is this a good time to take aca stuff02:03:31
now remember judo the alert02:03:33
the blooch is an insidious type that02:03:35
will sneak up behind02:03:40
you a thousand pardon inspector i didn't02:03:44
know it was you02:03:47
who did you think it was02:03:49
i thought it was him02:03:52
quick give me your gun hold or i'll02:03:55
shoot02:03:56
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hey did you get him inspector02:04:01
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blooch finally finished his dirty work02:04:10
but only after he had cleaned out the02:04:12
louvre which02:04:14
unhappily left me to face the02:04:15
commissioner's wrath02:04:20
oh you stupid idiot if those paintings02:04:24
are not back in the loop when the doors02:04:26
open at eight o'clock in the morning the02:04:28
french police will be the laughing stock02:04:30
of all europe and you will never laugh02:04:33
again as long as i live02:04:38
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i discovered how to replace02:04:42
4254 masterpieces before eight in the02:04:45
morning was no easy matter02:04:47
[Music]02:04:51
judo would you please stop that02:04:52
whistling02:04:54
but you told me i'm supposed to be a02:04:57
whistling mother02:05:02
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so02:05:25
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the entire affair began when i was in02:05:36
the police gymnasium giving sergeant02:05:38
juju a lesson in the art of self-defense02:05:41
now sergeant let's pretend you are a02:05:43
criminal02:05:44
and you're sneaking up behind me with a02:05:45
pistol i'll pretend to be reading a02:05:48
newspaper02:05:49
see inspector don't pee02:05:52
okay02:05:54
i'm snooking up on you now02:05:57
all right fletchford the is up02:06:00
now02:06:01
first i would grab his arm like this02:06:03
then i would do this02:06:05
and this02:06:06
then a little bit of this02:06:09
and a touch of this02:06:12
and if he still resisted i would give02:06:14
him this and this02:06:18
i'm one like this02:06:20
then if he didn't surrender peacefully i02:06:23
would finish him up like this02:06:28
any questions02:06:30
see02:06:32
how do i join the peace corps02:06:34
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hello oh yes commissioner you say a02:06:40
shipload of bananas was hijacked yeah02:06:42
hmm02:06:43
probably the work of a gang02:06:45
very good sir sergeant judo and i will02:06:47
get right on it yes sir of course that's02:06:49
you02:06:50
well sergeant we have work to do02:06:55
just a gentle reminder sergente always02:06:58
be alert my boy02:07:12
judy where have you been i told you to02:07:15
stay in your room you want to get nabbed02:07:17
and tossed in the zoo oh you're a02:07:19
naughty one you are pinching bananas i02:07:22
thought you had better sex02:07:25
now you're getting that the room in four02:07:27
years of peabody i'll give you a lump on02:07:29
your cocoa now go all shake a hairy leg02:07:33
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my unerring powers of deduction finally02:07:36
led us to the gang's hideout02:07:40
wait here judo i'm going to attend to02:07:42
these scandals personally02:07:44
if i need you i'll whistle02:07:48
oh boy oh boy the whole jack hackers are02:07:52
really going to get it now02:07:54
that inspector boy he's so strong you02:07:57
know02:07:58
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all right up and up this is the police02:08:04
i ain't done nothing honest governor i'm02:08:07
clean i am02:08:09
perhaps this will refresh your memory02:08:12
oh02:08:13
hi it looks like one of them things they02:08:15
raps bananas then down02:08:18
yes my friend and i intend to wrap up my02:08:20
case against you with it02:08:23
now you come along quietly02:08:25
you ain't wrapping me in no banana pale02:08:28
i got me right so yeah02:08:30
you've had your chance to come quietly02:08:32
now i shall have to use force on you oh02:08:35
don't hit me governor i'm innocent i am02:08:38
i don't want to fight02:08:40
here here go ahead i'll give you the02:08:41
first blow02:08:43
oh that's a tempting offer but i decline02:08:47
hit me will you praise your yellow swine02:08:53
oh boy02:08:55
this sounds like the inspector really02:08:57
fixing those guys good02:09:01
remember if you need me just whistle02:09:04
don't worry i can't handle him i just02:09:07
tripped on the rogue02:09:10
spectre is my hero he's so strong02:09:14
you miserable swine you and your lucky02:09:16
punchers eh you let me see you do that02:09:18
again02:09:20
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hey if you need me just whistle02:09:29
now you want some more eggs02:09:35
just whistle02:09:37
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now remember02:09:43
whistle02:09:48
i wonder why he lost him whistle02:09:55
you don't have no time to whistle up02:09:58
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i warn you you dirty guys i'm coming out02:10:08
there no boy are you going to get it02:10:13
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all right copper what do you want02:10:19
okay where is the gang now of jack02:10:22
hikers02:10:23
there ain't no gang up here it's just me02:10:31
so what are you gonna do about today02:10:33
why you dirty leo02:10:36
i'll teach you02:10:38
how do you like these bananas02:10:40
oh cut it out take it easy government02:10:44
don't hit me again i bad it i surrender02:10:46
i do02:10:48
i'll teach you not to beat off the02:10:50
inspector he's my hero02:10:53
hey inspector i capture this one man02:10:56
gang who beat you up with all those02:10:58
lucky punches you know02:11:00
come on loki is there a boost for you02:11:03
yeah yeah troublemaker02:11:08
that's sergeant dudu02:11:10
he's my hero02:11:12
so strong02:11:16
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the entire affair began as usual in the02:11:52
commissioner's office02:11:53
you are to go to the rue skid row and02:11:56
meet this agent he has information that02:11:58
your life is in danger what i've read02:12:01
books about these secret agents they are02:12:03
immoral and untrustworthy and refuse to02:12:06
deal with them lower your voice when you02:12:08
yell at me now get down to skid row02:12:11
without another world02:12:13
yes of course commissioner yes sir i'm02:12:15
very yes at once please02:12:18
you big bumps over stuffed worries i02:12:21
heard that02:12:23
now get to work02:12:25
yes so02:12:27
this must be the place where we are to02:12:29
meet that agent you do remember these02:12:32
waterfront dives are very dangerous02:12:34
places especially for policemen02:12:37
that's why we are in disguise02:12:39
so keep your mouth shut your eyes open02:12:43
and your nose clean02:12:47
what are you trying to do attract02:12:49
attention and income poop i was only02:12:52
keeping my nose open my ears shut in my02:12:55
mouth clean i02:12:57
don't think i need an operation02:13:02
you know in a place like this a person02:13:05
could get his throat slit02:13:07
what it will be have a lot of slit i02:13:09
mean split i don't know what i mean you02:13:12
know i wish i was someplace else at home02:13:15
one banana02:13:17
one split02:13:19
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dirty frank including the table02:13:23
why don't you learn to keep your big02:13:25
spanish mouth shut02:13:28
see he's no fun being me and every02:13:31
morning have to shave a blubbers mouth02:13:34
i love baby02:13:37
well you've been all my life02:13:40
oh you're so strong and domineering02:13:43
i'll bet you got a girl in every report02:13:47
but don't tell me about them or i will02:13:49
get very jealous02:13:51
how about you buy me a little drink no02:13:54
may i remind you that you're still on02:13:56
duty silent sergeant02:14:01
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remember my big spanish mouth well she's02:14:12
not so lonely now quiet02:14:15
concentrate on running02:14:18
a message from the elusive agent02:14:20
suggested it would be safer if we met in02:14:22
switzerland02:14:23
if anyone asks you we are here to ski02:14:26
c02:14:27
not c02:14:29
ski02:14:30
ski senor02:14:32
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holy free holy all of a sudden i'm02:14:42
squeezing02:14:44
five seconds ago i don't know how02:14:47
now i'm doing it02:14:48
i still don't know how02:14:51
oh i'm running out of02:14:53
oh02:14:56
hey inspector you skis and downside up02:15:01
hey inspector wait for me02:15:06
and second thoughts don't02:15:09
this indecisive agent next decided it02:15:12
would be safer to meet in london02:15:15
what puzzles me is why any sensible02:15:18
secret agent would want to meet us at02:15:20
2am in piccadilly circus02:15:23
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i say governor have an accident no02:15:34
thanks we just had one02:15:37
elusive agent decided to meet with us02:15:39
beneath the bridge of size in venice02:15:41
three jingle bells and all swell02:15:45
silence02:15:51
sacred pink it can be02:15:57
dots dare send up a distress signal02:16:00
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despite the primitive australian02:16:03
transportation we were closing in on the02:16:06
mysterious agent02:16:07
he's just ahead of us on a motorbike02:16:13
this agent must have a hole in his02:16:15
launch bay02:16:16
mosh you big feather duster02:16:20
don't eat that that's a hand grenade02:16:24
run for your life due to holy free holy02:16:26
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shoot shoot go away guy away02:16:32
[Music]02:16:43
on the outskirts of nairobi i had the02:16:45
feeling we were getting warm02:16:48
at last we meet mr secret agent secret02:16:52
agent no02:16:54
insurance agent yes my card02:16:59
you arranged all those disasters02:17:02
merely to demonstrate the everyday02:17:04
hazards of police work02:17:06
this policy will cover you completely02:17:09
sign here i will cover you completely02:17:13
with bruises02:17:16
inspector02:17:18
maybe you should sign the policy02:17:22
the pin please02:17:26
[Music]02:18:01
it was paris in the spring and the purse02:18:03
snatchers were out in full bloom02:18:05
one purse snatcher in particular the02:18:08
commissioner was anxious to catch he was02:18:10
operating in the fashionable hotel deal02:18:13
why is it important i lived here and the02:18:17
thief had the audacity to steal the02:18:20
purse belonging to my wife02:18:26
it's nothing sir you just have some02:18:28
first natural stuff in your hand02:18:32
don't bother me you do my career depends02:18:34
upon catching this purse snatcher02:18:36
what if he was to dress up as a woman he02:18:40
wouldn't know the difference and would02:18:41
snatch in your purse and you could name02:18:44
him that's a very good idea to do02:18:47
it's disgusting i will not wear this02:18:51
ridiculous disguise02:18:53
still it's a good idea02:18:55
so you dress like a woman me don't argue02:18:59
that's an order02:19:01
i wish when i thunk off this idea that i02:19:04
didn't02:19:06
now i must get out of this outrageous02:19:08
costume before inspector are you there02:19:12
oh02:19:13
i beg your pardon mumsel02:19:17
you are02:19:18
friend all the inspectors of course02:19:22
you must be the inspector sister02:19:28
my profound pleasure mum said02:19:33
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i had the inspector page three times now02:19:43
where can he be wishing without him02:19:49
i want you to look upon me as a friend02:19:52
my dear and i will look upon you as02:19:56
my wife02:19:58
oh no i'm afraid that's out of the02:19:59
question my wife bridge club just came02:20:02
in02:20:03
we have got to get out of here02:20:06
we've decided to eat out02:20:09
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oh02:20:14
that was quick thinking02:20:17
now we must be realistic02:20:20
we have gone to the parting of the waves02:20:25
[Music]02:20:29
what happened to your skirt come with me02:20:32
i will get you one of my wife's skirts02:20:34
from my apartment02:20:36
i'll see if i can find something that02:20:38
will fit you02:20:40
is that you already oh02:20:42
there i believe this one should fit you02:20:46
my love02:20:49
what are you doing home02:20:52
i have a headache02:20:54
what are you doing home02:20:56
yeah i have a headache too i'll open the02:20:58
drapes and let some fresh air in here02:21:02
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open the door i'll give you a headache02:21:08
this stupid disguise i've got to get out02:21:10
of here02:21:12
inspector02:21:14
what are you doing here02:21:16
would you believe i'm looking for a02:21:18
purse snatcher would you believe i am02:21:21
going to kill you02:21:23
where is that brother of yours02:21:25
where is that woman02:21:27
what02:21:29
there is no woman in here02:21:31
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no a woman who was that alice02:21:37
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you've got the flesh filled with them02:21:53
almost here put that ways down and let02:21:56
us discuss this like civilized people02:22:03
believe me sir i can explain02:22:06
you can explain after i kill you02:22:10
i am going to evoke the unwritten law02:22:14
[Music]02:22:19
don't hide that divorce italian style02:22:21
stuff with me02:22:22
the treacherous inspector has been back02:22:26
biting me02:22:28
behind my back02:22:29
that is not only an insult it is a lie02:22:33
well02:22:34
there is one simple way to prove it02:22:37
the telephone i'm going to call him02:22:41
if he is not in his office then he must02:22:45
be here in which case he will suffer02:22:51
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hello inspector speaking hello02:23:00
[Music]02:23:05
senor commissioner i wish to report i02:23:08
captured the snatch person who are you02:23:11
who me i'm my sister02:23:15
certainly everybody around here seems to02:23:17
have a sister02:23:19
step in here i want to talk to you02:23:22
[Music]02:23:24
why my dear this is a surprise02:23:28
you're true timing02:23:33
boy the commissioner is sure having a02:23:35
hard time squaring his triangles02:23:38
[Music]02:24:14
on friday the 13th hassan the assassin02:24:16
escaped from prison we had a tip that he02:24:18
was hiding out in a condemned building02:24:20
in a destructible section of the city02:24:26
you wait here sergeant i can't handle02:24:28
this02:24:29
you better take this rabbit's foots02:24:31
inspector02:24:33
rabbit's foot02:24:35
see02:24:36
is friday the 13th which is very unlucky02:24:40
how did a superstitious wretch like you02:24:42
ever get into a modern streamline police02:24:44
force02:24:45
i don't need no rabbit's foot02:25:02
i'll fix him02:25:03
give me a hand grenade02:25:06
also the rabbit's foot02:25:15
all right you sneaky snack up there this02:25:18
is the police02:25:19
you might as well give up02:25:24
so02:25:25
that's the way you want to play huh very02:25:27
well you asked for it02:25:35
[Music]02:25:36
[Applause]02:25:38
[Music] [Applause]02:25:52
i'm going in after him you stay under02:25:54
cover and cover me02:25:57
hey inspector02:25:58
you forgot the rabbit's foot02:26:03
thanks02:26:05
lots of very good luck to you02:26:08
[Music]02:26:15
treacherous swine02:26:18
[Music]02:26:23
[Applause]02:26:25
arnold benedict02:26:28
[Music]02:26:41
[Applause]02:26:46
hassan this is the last warning i02:26:49
suggest that you surrender peacefully02:26:51
[Music]02:26:55
well dad settles it02:26:57
now sergeant i want you to take this02:26:59
pistol go over the top and wipe out that02:27:02
machine gun nest huh02:27:04
[Music]02:27:06
that's an order sergeant02:27:08
oh boy i wish i was in southern02:27:11
barcelona or somewhere02:27:16
ready02:27:17
oh there you go02:27:23
[Music]02:27:35
all right you do let's rush him02:27:38
you first02:27:39
see02:27:42
ready02:27:44
go02:27:56
it's a tom bomb run due to02:28:02
this is far enough02:28:05
boy that rabbit's root certainly worked02:28:07
that time eh02:28:11
[Music]02:28:12
[Applause]02:28:17
hey inspector02:28:18
where are you inspectors what02:28:23
look is have an open house that's a nice02:28:26
guy02:28:32
for the last time you assassin you come02:28:34
out here you i am already out02:28:37
[Music] [Laughter]02:28:39
now i will relieve you of your02:28:41
possession02:28:42
empty your pocket please02:28:50
ah02:28:51
a rabbit spoon02:28:52
good a man needs all the luck he can get02:28:57
now turn around02:28:59
they do not call me the assassin or02:29:02
nobody02:29:03
[Music]02:29:08
oh02:29:10
[Music]02:29:32
how do you believe me when i tell you02:29:34
that the rabbit's foods brings lots of02:29:37
luck02:29:38
and all of it bad02:29:40
which was very lucky for us a boy02:29:44
see02:29:50
[Music]02:30:35
so02:30:36
you let him escape the inspector why you02:30:41
stupid bungling incompetent non-compete02:30:45
but commissioner i i you have goof up02:30:47
for the last time02:30:49
now turn in your gun and badge you are02:30:52
suspended02:30:54
but sir02:30:57
but sir shouldn't you keep me on for02:31:00
your own protection remember louis want02:31:02
to get you for sending him up the river02:31:05
you'll be at the bottom of the river if02:31:08
i see you around here again02:31:10
now02:31:11
get out02:31:15
i realized that the only way to get my02:31:17
job back was to recapture louis de fink02:31:21
and knowing that louis would come after02:31:23
the commissioner i decided to stick02:31:25
close to the chief02:31:28
[Music]02:31:34
sono vego i have forgot my matches02:31:38
i miss you02:31:40
they could i trouble you for a light02:31:43
[Music]02:31:46
what an interesting looking glider02:31:58
it's louie to think sir he's getting02:32:00
away02:32:01
why you02:32:03
you assassin02:32:12
yes mr commissioner02:32:14
put this man behind bars02:32:17
but what man miss your commissioner02:32:21
[Music]02:32:29
um02:32:32
[Music]02:32:47
i will fix him02:32:48
[Music]02:33:04
i wonder where he could have gone02:33:07
look at that i better put the cover over02:33:10
that hole before somebody falls in and02:33:12
hurts himself that's terrible02:33:15
[Music]02:33:17
was that you commissioner02:33:23
[Music]02:33:25
attention this is the commissioner02:33:28
speaking02:33:30
now hear this02:33:32
sacroiliac02:33:34
that's luia for that leg02:33:37
i want all police personnel to02:33:40
concentrate on this manhunt02:33:42
somewhere in02:33:45
[Music]02:33:48
somewhere in paris two vicious criminals02:33:51
are hiding out02:33:56
search everywhere02:33:58
no one is safe while they are at lounge02:34:05
i especially want the ex-inspector02:34:08
protein02:34:09
there is nothing worse than a bad cop02:34:14
i'll get you now you swine02:34:17
[Music]02:34:20
why you02:34:23
but commissioner you see i was only02:34:25
trying trying to02:34:29
[Music]02:34:34
no good cup02:34:37
[Music]02:34:41
[Applause] [Music]02:34:59
weak you fool do something02:35:03
[Music]02:35:16
and to show there is no hard feelings i02:35:20
am returning your gun02:35:22
and your badge02:35:27
[Music]02:35:30
inspector02:35:32
may i borrow your gun for a moment02:35:39
but commissioner i can explain02:35:40
everything02:35:41
you know02:35:43
why are you dirty02:35:45
i'll teach you02:35:47
you're no good no food02:35:50
[Music]02:36:07
[Music]02:36:29
the entire ugly affair began on a02:36:31
beautiful spring day in paris i was02:36:33
taking a pleasant stroll past the left02:36:35
bank when02:36:37
[Applause]02:36:39
[Music]02:36:40
halt in the name of the law02:36:42
[Music]02:36:45
now i'll carry you your thieving dog02:36:48
what the [Music]02:36:56
[Music]02:36:58
quick man02:36:59
after him he went that way i'll return02:37:02
this money and02:37:03
put me down i'm not the thief02:37:05
i'm a police inspector do you hear me02:37:09
i tell you i'm innocent i'm really a02:37:12
policeman oh02:37:14
impersonating an officer02:37:16
but but your address for the next 1002:37:18
years will be blocked 1302:37:21
cell 1302:37:22
take him away02:37:25
i'm no group i'm a police officer02:37:28
[Music]02:37:30
hello guppy02:37:33
you hear that he knows who i really am02:37:36
i ought to02:37:38
you sent me up for 20 years by a member02:37:42
i'm a group i'm a group i'm a group02:37:48
[Music]02:37:58
tonight that's it on02:38:01
that02:38:02
break tonight pass it on02:38:06
the only way i could prove my innocence02:38:08
and find the real thief was to escape02:38:10
but how02:38:12
then something caught my eye light02:38:14
coming to the wall ha ha the stone was02:38:17
loose i lose stone02:38:18
it took all my strength02:38:21
but i finally disliked it02:38:22
[Music]02:38:24
who are you02:38:26
i am the account of monty frisco02:38:30
[Music]02:38:34
i wonder where that leads to02:38:41
[Music]02:38:48
[Applause]02:38:50
that's a lovely day for a swim is your02:38:52
lower tonight02:38:55
[Applause]02:38:58
that will add one more yield to your02:39:00
sentence02:39:01
[Music]02:39:05
come on get this car started02:39:08
come on i'm late already02:39:10
[Music]02:39:17
two more years02:39:20
[Music]02:39:30
five more years02:39:33
[Music]02:39:50
oh god02:39:55
[Music]02:40:10
ten more years02:40:12
[Music]02:40:36
okay02:40:37
the warden says to come in02:40:40
[Music]02:40:51
uh02:40:55
[Music]02:41:32
[Music]02:41:35
[Applause]02:41:42
not quite02:41:44
you have one more rock to bike off one02:41:48
more rock and i'm free free02:41:52
[Music]02:42:37
the commissioner summoned me to his02:42:39
office to advise me that i had been02:42:41
selected as a police exchange student02:42:43
with canada02:42:44
don't worry sir you can depend upon me02:42:46
to uphold the honor of the sorority very02:42:49
good in factor02:42:51
have a good trap02:42:55
at mountain police headquarters i02:42:57
received my first assignment from02:42:59
commander hotspur02:43:01
now then02:43:02
my good fellow this is too faced harry02:43:08
is he a vicious one02:43:10
you are to apprehend his culprit without02:43:12
further ado02:43:13
i do02:43:15
i said without further ado02:43:17
no way with you02:43:19
go go go go go go go02:43:23
being well experienced with the habits02:43:25
and unself criminals i selected one of02:43:27
the town's most disreputable dives to02:43:29
start my investigation02:43:31
[Music]02:43:34
excuse me stranger but have you ever02:43:36
heard the name02:43:37
two-face tower02:43:39
it does kind of strike a familiar now02:43:42
no one of mine02:43:43
no exactly what do you mean familiar no02:43:47
yes02:43:52
he knows something02:43:54
hey wait a minute02:43:59
you know02:44:00
you've got a real honest02:44:02
face i am deputizing you02:44:05
to help me catch two-face towering02:44:10
golly02:44:11
that peachy king02:44:13
i've never had to honor a deputizing02:44:16
before02:44:17
you had better take this gun two-faced02:44:20
harry is a dangerous customer02:44:25
remember02:44:26
shoot first ask questions later02:44:30
[Music]02:44:33
i have a question02:44:35
which is the safety02:44:37
[Music]02:44:39
ah don't shoot until i give you the02:44:42
other02:44:43
now when i yell fire02:44:46
[Music]02:44:52
fire fire fire02:44:57
i only did what you told me too02:44:59
[Music]02:45:03
are you laughing behind my back02:45:06
no sir i'm laughing behind my back02:45:09
[Music]02:45:12
to you02:45:15
boys kill him02:45:23
[Music]02:45:37
golly he's right behind us02:45:41
he'll never catch us02:45:42
we can roll faster02:45:45
[Music]02:45:49
now that's what i call stretching things02:45:51
a little too far02:45:53
right02:45:54
you can play at this game02:45:56
[Music]02:46:03
i think he's gaining on up02:46:06
[Music]02:46:09
surrender in the name of the lord02:46:14
i dragged this elusive criminal into02:46:16
manitoba where winter had set in02:46:29
do you give up02:46:40
do you give up02:46:43
[Music]02:46:52
do you give02:46:54
[Music]02:47:05
your mind up a little louder please02:47:10
for the last time02:47:12
stop or i'll shoot02:47:15
hold it copper02:47:17
thank you see we've come so far north02:47:20
we've run out of scenery02:47:22
this picture is over02:47:26
son of a gun02:47:27
well we'll just see about that huh02:47:30
hey you cartoonist02:47:32
i order you to cooperate with the law02:47:34
and put this mangy curl behind bars02:47:37
where he belongs02:47:43
i'm not my lawyer you can't do this to02:47:46
me i want my rights do you hear i refuse02:47:48
to draw02:47:50
you see02:47:51
the pen is mightier than the sword02:47:54
[Music]02:47:55
it's a relief to know that i'll never02:47:57
have to look at a two-faced freak like02:48:00
you again02:48:01
you said it buddy02:48:04
who said that02:48:05
where are you whoever you are02:48:08
[Music]02:48:41
good02:48:44
i was hot on the trail of louis last02:48:47
swipe the international jewel thief02:48:50
i had pursued him all over the continent02:48:52
from one european capital to another02:48:56
and at last in london i finally crossed02:48:59
on him [Applause]02:49:00
[Music]02:49:01
[Applause]02:49:03
[Music]02:49:07
now i've got him02:49:16
begging your pardon governor but i02:49:18
believe the captain would lock a word02:49:20
with you02:49:21
later at scotland yard i established my02:49:24
identity as a french police officer02:49:27
we'll be delighted to assist you in02:49:29
apprehending this jewel thief inspector02:49:31
but i say oh boy do put away that gun we02:49:35
police don't use them here in england02:49:38
it's against the law and all that you02:49:40
know02:49:42
look there's louie02:49:47
bring back those jewels you blackout02:49:56
why not swine02:49:58
take this02:50:00
no shooting old boy do try to remember02:50:04
won't you02:50:07
fortunately my one shot had punctured02:50:10
lewis diamond bag02:50:11
leaving a telltale trail of gems02:50:14
[Music]02:50:19
no shooting please02:50:24
halt02:50:27
hold your scoundrel02:50:33
now i've got him02:50:41
it's no use louie you're trapped like a02:50:44
rat02:50:46
now come out of there or i'll02:50:49
how can i capture him if i can't use my02:50:51
gun02:50:53
oh02:50:54
i know02:50:55
i'll use this gun silencer02:50:58
there02:50:59
now i'll finish off that murderous thing02:51:03
once and for all02:51:05
[Music]02:51:07
no shooting please02:51:09
[Music]02:51:23
that's odd02:51:25
very odd indeed02:51:32
no shooting02:51:36
[Music]02:51:51
i know you're in there if you don't come02:51:54
out i'll blast my way in02:51:58
all right you asked for it i suggest you02:52:01
restrain yourself sir02:52:06
now if you will allow me i look into the02:52:08
matter02:52:11
i don't see anything02:52:13
are you sure he's in there let me have a02:52:16
look02:52:17
here02:52:18
[Music]02:52:21
does that answer your question02:52:24
precisely sir02:52:26
you in there if you don't surrender02:52:28
peacefully by the count of three we02:52:31
shall be forced to bash down the door02:52:34
one02:52:35
two02:52:36
[Music]02:52:41
bye jove02:52:42
it's time for02:52:44
[Music]02:52:54
tea will you come on02:52:58
alright oh02:52:59
but remember no shooting02:53:03
one02:53:04
two02:53:05
three02:53:07
ready02:53:08
[Music]02:53:16
terribly sorry old fellow but i'll just02:53:19
have to relieve you of your gun02:53:22
why are you sneaky02:53:27
oh there you are02:53:29
give it to him inspector02:53:32
good shoe02:53:34
come back your cow out02:53:37
[Music]02:53:48
well inspector i guess that wraps up the02:53:51
case and i know you'll be happy to have02:53:53
your gun back but remember in england no02:53:58
shooting02:53:59
i understand perfectly captain02:54:02
oh yes you'd better take these jewels02:54:06
i suddenly felt a strong urge to travel02:54:09
and the captain acting as my guide02:54:12
escorted me back to paris02:54:14
by way of rome02:54:17
geneva02:54:19
[Music]02:55:07
yes inspector coming to my office02:55:11
right away sir02:55:21
oh what a wonderful kind to work for02:55:25
yes commissioner i have just learned02:55:28
that muddy lafitte has escaped from02:55:30
prison and i am assigning you to bring02:55:32
him02:55:33
but be careful he's very tricky02:55:36
don't worry sir i'll have him back02:55:39
behind bars in no time02:55:46
oh that inspector02:55:48
he still watched that guy02:55:50
[Music]02:56:02
well sergeant doodoo what do you make of02:56:04
this02:56:06
i'll bet he's in a chat02:56:08
good thinking to do02:56:10
now because you need the experience i'm02:56:13
going to let you have the thrill of02:56:14
capturing him02:56:16
oh gracias senor inspector you can02:56:19
depend on me02:56:21
ready02:56:22
see02:56:23
one02:56:24
two02:56:25
three02:56:26
go02:56:35
[Music]02:56:36
[Applause]02:56:42
aha02:56:49
you wait here where you'll be safe i'll02:56:51
take care of my defeat myself02:56:55
you know02:56:56
they don't make guys like that anymore02:57:08
you do02:57:10
see inspector02:57:12
i've decided to give you another chance02:57:15
oh gracias senor inspector02:57:18
all right you do darvin swim across and02:57:21
let down the drawbridge02:57:23
[Music]02:57:30
[Applause]02:57:39
did i do good inspector02:57:41
very good you do however i'd suggest02:57:43
that you pay more attention to your02:57:45
appearance02:57:46
your uniform is amazed see inspector02:57:51
[Music]02:58:01
tried the window see02:58:05
[Music]02:58:11
this is going to look bad on your record02:58:13
doodoo02:58:14
see inspector02:58:16
[Music]02:58:23
over here inspector02:58:25
he's in there02:58:27
watch out sergeant there's a train02:58:29
coming02:58:33
i told you to watch out02:58:36
be careful here comes another one02:58:38
[Music]02:58:42
better come over here where you'll be02:58:44
safe02:58:45
see02:58:49
something tells me that this kid is a02:58:51
loser02:58:55
[Music]02:58:57
this fee looks mighty suspicious dudu02:59:00
you'd better go out and investigate02:59:02
[Music]02:59:16
landmines02:59:18
i'm proud of the way you handled that02:59:20
sergeant so i'm going to let you lead02:59:22
the way oh gracias inspector02:59:44
i must say you have an uncanny knack for02:59:48
locating landmine sergeant how do you do02:59:50
it02:59:51
i do not know i am just lucky i guess03:00:06
this guy sure makes tracks tony03:00:08
inspector never mind the wise cracks03:00:12
just keep on going03:00:14
see inspector03:00:16
[Music]03:00:19
if they ever find out about this don't03:00:22
kill me03:00:24
[Music]03:00:52
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