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00:00:03
[music]
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Great What a normal morning looks like on the
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Moscow metro, everyone gets to their
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jobs, students rush to study, grandmas
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go to queue at clinics,
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the only question that remains
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hanging in the air is what the homeless do in the morning,
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you’ll find out about that right now,
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damn it, you’ll get it right now and you’ll find out
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Although no, wait, wait,
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I have to warn you about something, the video is
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disgusting, so put the snack aside Well, or
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if it’s impossible for you to spoil your appetite, then
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report even more briefly Bon appetit,
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yes, yes, you saw everything correctly, a homeless person
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sucked a pigeon, why why, well, delicious, delicious,
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tasty, he’s like a child
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who bought hot bread and while he goes
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home he eats a little because he
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can’t resist
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I have no choice take off some
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special lollipop for the homeless stupid with the
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taste of sunflower seeds You for yourself Open the
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lollipop, it’s so delicious And by the way about
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this lollipop advertisement - chups Plushenko, in
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this video he was re-voiced by another person and
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I like how they
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[ __ ] up with the lip sync in this moment
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[music]
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the re-voice should have been a little more
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accurate lollipop is not like that and returning
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to our magnetologist at maximum speed, I
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liked the moment when he
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held the head of the bird in his mouth for a couple of seconds.
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Apparently they were talking about something there.
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If
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you damn heard that at the end the operator
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said he put the
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pigeons in his pocket. Although
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everything else at home will be finished,
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the main thing is not to forget in which pocket you put the [ __ ] one
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from last year,
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it seems like homeless people these are the modern
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Heirs of the classic pirates, the
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pirates had tame parrots, and the homeless have
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pocket pigeons which they suck. The
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only thing the dick knows is that
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Lollipop you are so crazy about it,
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now is the time when
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anyone meets anyone.
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Besides, this is far from the first guy who
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makes fun of the painting so much about the birds,
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at least look at this frame.
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Look. Yes, it’s even framed right now
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in the Tretyakov Gallery, it’s hanging out,
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but in that case, Tinkoff Bank would
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service forever. The promotion is valid until
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October 16,
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but in this video a middle-aged woman
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shares with us her consumer
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experience.
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I sniff right there without leaving
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the store I
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sniffed everything I always sniff,
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nothing just happens to me I
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definitely sniff and still you get caught,
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how to put it more carefully so that the
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algorithms don’t understand me but you understand
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Apparently this woman really likes
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to go to her neighbor for salt it’s just that without
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this it will be stupidly impossible to hang out with an eighties disco
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[music]
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That is, it turns out that all these grandmothers are on the
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bus at 6 in the morning, they are not
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going somewhere, they are returning from a rave where
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each of them seemed to
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have a blast for the last time, as if,
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well, naturally a lady in the store
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I’m stocking up,
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I’m untying I’m sniffing right there without leaving the
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store, not on the darknet, but she’ll
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be shopping for him, because the Internet needs the
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Internet, I’m interested that this is a store of the
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same type as in the classic market, there’s a
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vegetable department, there’s candy and spices nearby
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I’m Smelling it’s always good that she’s
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just sniffing. But she could have done something
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worse testing
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this woman’s approach; it reminds me of one character.
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Yes, now I’ll
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perceive the phrase completely differently. There’s still gunpowder in the
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flasks;
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the ending is [ __ ]; nothing works; I
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definitely sniff and you still get caught
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anyway. I get caught Who gets caught by
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the cops
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Okay, okay, it’s clear that this is a fragment of
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the video taken out of context, it’s clear
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that she’s sniffing some products
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to check their freshness, can you
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imagine how all the
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salespeople in the store are fed up with this [ __ ], they’re
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already there in the far corners alone
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the saleswoman even recorded in a video message
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how cool it is to ride a bike. The
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fresh wind in the face is true, all this is true
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until you meet a local
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drunk.
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Damn
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you, too, at first you thought that this guy was about to
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do it.
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However, fortunately for our cyclist, it did
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n’t happen at all. Well, except of
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this Tarantino two-
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word monologue Although the guy took a
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promising stance, grounded himself As if they were
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n’t rolling at him and the [ __ ] cavalry
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[music]
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could have
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already inserted their own [ __ ]. Well, what to
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do if he doesn’t say [ __ ] anymore,
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even then a new script without this crap
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[applause ] in
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general, it turns out that I understood the nature of his
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reaction, this pinch is just a
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professional bike appraiser. Check it out,
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everything is logical here. The dude saw the bike, figured out
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how much it costs, transferred it to
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liters and went nuts, and imagine how nice it
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was for the guy on the bike to suddenly receive
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this enthusiastic respect, imagining in
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what mood he rode further in
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general It’s immediately clear that the cyclist has
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experience because he has a [ __ ]
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recorder, I wonder what’s wrong with
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him. One day it happened that he decided everything from
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that moment on, the
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whole mortgage is far from the first
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Tarantino dialogue he filmed, damn
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I’m a vehicle, I’m very happy for
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these guys, the first one is so
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cheerful that even a bicycle surprises him.
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And the second one now has a
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compliment video that
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can raise his self-esteem at any time.
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Well, we’ll start this review with the fact that
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if your name is Edik and you love to eat,
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then apparently this video is
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especially for you, whenever you you
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didn’t tell me the voicemail you’re always chewing
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You’re always chewing at least one sunflower seed Well, it seems like
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you’ll stuff it down now I haven’t
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eaten I don’t believe that you left home hungry in the morning
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You understand Stop eating
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Stop eating here at the age of 60 you’ll
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even be afraid to imagine
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what will happen that nothing will happen will be with you, oh
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God,
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you understand, stop eating
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Show me Now I’ll take a picture of your mouth, I’ll
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show you your mouth that it’s empty Condolences from
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all sides, they put you in, then your friends don’t let you enjoy the
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dumplings that weren’t given to you normally, they don’t let you enjoy it properly, your
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own mother
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breaks it off with her advice, Stop eating, you
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understand, I don’t [ __ ] understand, I certainly understand
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that She voices such proposals rather out of good intentions and
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concern But
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damn, this is some kind of Motherly love
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bordering on abuse, what’s missing is just to spice it
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all up with a pinch of manipulation
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They’ll write you out of the house too The truth is
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far from a fact that this
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will affect him I’m not hiding it I don’t give a [ __ ] the
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boys from the area find out about this for him,
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they showed more support when he was doing parkour in the yard
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in general,
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especially the
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white boy on the stove, he’s doing
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great. No, of course there’s also Varick,
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that Eduard is engaged in treacherous
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mukbang, but I somehow doubt it, whenever
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you don’t voice me I said you’re always
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chewing You’re always chewing at least
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one sunflower seed Well, you seem to be pushing Since we have a
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woman here who’s [ __ ] up for her son, I
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think it’s fair if I
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[ __ ] her a little bit, how do you like this format of
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words, for example, whenever you
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tell me a voicemail, you’re always chewing
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you chew even a seed,
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you worry, some of them actually push
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pigeons into their mouths.
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Stop eating if her son doesn’t consist of
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Corbit pads. I don’t even understand how
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he gets used to it. Maybe Edik is an
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independent brand of chewing
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gum with its own unique slogan;
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you ate and the food stuck to your gums; you always
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You're chewing You're always chewing Well, this
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topic about the mouth is of course [ __ ] up, I [ __ ] my mouth
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How strange Show me Now I'll
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take a photo of your mouth Show me your mouth It's empty I
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understand that this is most likely some kind of
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joke but [ __ ], considering the whole tone of
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this video I wouldn't be surprised if mom isn't
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really wants photos of an empty
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mouth but you get photos of a filled
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[ __ ]
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[applause]
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bye
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[music]
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such a
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lollipop you are always with me lollipop You
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for yourself Discover
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or in short you can also insert from the
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previous ones
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and again a little more lively Well, then keep the
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new script without this [ __ ], what a
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[ __ ] [ __ ], we can continue according to
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the script I didn’t make it shorter, I changed it in short, I changed it
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in short, it’s
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a joke and at the end Let’s do
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this again, damn it

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