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Falling Sky Entertainment presents

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the film by Richard Shankman the

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man from Earth

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Hey buddy

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I see you're not wasting your time I'm trying

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not to waste help you Please

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don't want to tell us what Damn it

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all this means I don't like goodbye

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that's what farewell parties

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are for John

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we're here you see, we're getting ready, I could

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stay a few minutes and eat

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something from what we hastily

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prepared. I apologize, Harry.

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Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Just a

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couple of days ago, you quit, you'll head

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the department at Stanford, if So, flatbreads,

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such and such, chicken wings, nuts, and beer

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would be if they had more time, they would have arranged

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something more grandiose dinner by

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candlelight at McDonald's,

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some kind of striptease would be fine Okay,

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he talks to one of his students

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that it looks like Van Gogh But I've

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never seen it before This is an original John

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No, it's a gift that

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was given to me once anyway excellent copy and from the

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same time it looks like you can take a

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closer look Yes please

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and the stretcher is just like Van Gogh's on the

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back there is an inscription in French to my

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friend Jacques Borne Who could it be I

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think someone he knew

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Do you want to show it to someone to

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estimate the cost Well, someday

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maybe, but I wouldn’t want to sell it

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So be it,

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take it to the kitchen No, I’ll take it to the bathroom

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John

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The gas is turned off but there’s electricity while you have

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time to sit comfortably the furniture will be

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taken away During the day it’s been a while since I

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sat on the floor

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no I remember What's her name is

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good for the spine Maybe we'll get into it

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So you're leaving good old

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teaching completely unexpectedly

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notice Tell the truth John something's wrong

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no

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Oh well you know We just want to

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help I appreciate it but really there's no

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problem But I'm wondering where you're going

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you go, you leave home 10 years

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without five minutes, the head of the department and you don’t even

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know where you’re going, well, let’s say I can’t

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stay in one place for a long time, after

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a while my heels start to itch,

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this is not the first time no, you’re too young

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for this to happen not the first time in 10 years

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any woman in the faculty

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Wow, try to pull one

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too who do you hunt mostly

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deer sometimes bear with a bow and

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arrow most people can't

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take down a deer with a rifle with a

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scope Although it's great food the best

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prey lives naturally eats

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naturally this is great

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art

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Well, how truly amazing, an A

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Hi John Linda You know what she

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taught last semester now she’s

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one of my victims I’m taking her home she

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also wanted to say goodbye Art really is

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so Stern as they say about him

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Dr. Jenkins is a good teacher as

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politely said And this is the truth

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read on the road buddy shadows of the cave

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parallels by prehistoric man author

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um jenkins get published at any cost I

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would rather read another book than

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write Thank you Hello

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Meet all of this Linda this is all Hello

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Linda

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So where the hell are you

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going anyway John we've already discussed this

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John's heels are itchy And any pharmacy

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has a cure for this, that

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means something is wrong No, I just

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like to move sometimes This is personal

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Well, so as not to be intrusive, I

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'm sorry, I have nothing else to

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offer you, a long conversation,

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stay here,

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he's again avoiding answering

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that's what I have, yeah,

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Johnny Walker green whiskey,

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I didn’t even know there was green,

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how much do you get for your friends, I do

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n’t feel sorry for anything, but excuse me, there are only

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plastic cups, well, I’m

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ready to go to such blasphemy, I’ll spill it. Go to

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daddy,

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he’s accompanied by an undeserved

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blessing.

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How delicious

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John we're all sorry you're leaving it's

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true

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Well we've sorted it out what we'll

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do for the rest of the evening someone

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will suggest a topic for conversation Here's how it's For

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example what is it a

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beak-shaped incisor a

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beveled line a blade probably an earlier

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Magdalene culture can we take a look

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please that's

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exactly what it is

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What is it burin burin is a flint

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tool for carving wood and bones

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mainly of deer and making

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arrowheads and harpoons

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flint tools are not typical for the

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Magdalenian culture So this is a

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magnificent example well Magdalenian

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This is what is late Cro-Magnon if you

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don’t go into detail the last culture of the

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Upper Paleolithic Unless the stones

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could tell the truth and where did you get it

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John, would you believe it in the store for 25 cents I’m

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lucky I have to

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dig so much to get something like this Can I yes I

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guess I’m glad that you did what you mean by

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stopping by to see you maybe

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no that’s for sure Thank you, well, we're

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glad too, we couldn't, we couldn't

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just let you run away. Thank you,

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but what's the matter, John, that the FBI is looking for you too,

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so we won't give you up. Come on, already

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spread it among your friends, overly

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curious friends, forget about it becoming more and more

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mysterious, it's obvious

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what you're doing -you want to say Speak already

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Well maybe

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10 987 Harry stop

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Yes I think there is something that I would like to

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share with you I have never

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done this before and I don’t know where it will

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lead

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Can I ask a stupid question We are the

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teacher John we just and we do

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What we answer Stupid questions

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if a person from the Upper Paleolithic

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could live to the present day What does it

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mean he could live would he not die and what would

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he look like I know several of these

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guys

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who write a fantasy story

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Well, seriously, as the art book says,

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he could be like any of us

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Caveman example from an anatomical

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point of view between us Cro-Magnons

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There is no difference except that on average we have become

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taller What advantage does high

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growth give during natural selection you can

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see predators from afar in tall

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grass dear, in fact tall

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thin physique allows for more

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efficient distribution of heat what are these

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Neanderthals? Everyone probably saw

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people who looked like monkeys. So this

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Gene is still not in us. The

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hypothetical person that

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John is talking about would have lived for 140 centuries or so and

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would have changed with each of the centuries lived. That

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is, if he has normal intelligence, but

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it is considered that the people of the Upper Paleolithic

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had the same intelligence as we do,

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they just knew less, John's man

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would have studied along with humanity, in

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truth, if he had an

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inquisitive mind, his knowledge would be

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amazing if you write a book about this

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Let me take a look Surely you

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will admit several anthropological

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mistakes have been agreed upon, but to

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keep it alive, what will our

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biologist say? cigarettes and ice cream

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Okay, okay, I’m in the game, speaking well in the

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language of science fiction. I would say

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complete regeneration of

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body cells, especially

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vital organs. It is believed that the

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human body is designed for a

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lifespan of about 190 years, but most

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dies from slow poisoning

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Or maybe he did something right differently

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than everyone else throughout

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history, like eating food, drinking water and

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breathing air,

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they were clean. We are trying to extend

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our lives in a world

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that is no longer suitable for life,

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and this perhaps the pancreatic cells

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are renewed in 24 hours, the contents of

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the stomach in three days, the whole body as a whole in 7

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years, but the process fails, toxins

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accumulate and in the end their

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quantity becomes lethal, so

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if his immune system had

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such a feature to completely

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remove toxins, perform complete

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renewal there he could have avoided

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death, this is a secret we would all like to

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know. You really would like to live for 14

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thousand years. What if I could not grow old

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and remain healthy, then why not? How

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much could you find out?

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Someone wants to eat, you know what The more

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I think about it, the more possible

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it seems to me that everything is possible Yes, in the

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end, that at one time magic at

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another science Columbus was considered

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crazy by Pastor Copernicus long before

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them Aristarchus I could go with

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Columbus Only I’m not an Adventurer By

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nature I was sure that The earth is round

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but at that time I still believed that somewhere there was an

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edge from which you could fall,

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here everyone has already fallen. It looks like this is a joke

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but it doesn’t get to me there is no

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joke what are we talking about we were talking about a

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caveman who would live to see of

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our days and as you said, how much

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could be learned since I began to

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study, did you drink whiskey before

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we arrived,

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pretend that this is fiction, science fiction,

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figure out what the essence is Okay, a

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very ancient Cro-Magnon man Has lived to this

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day, why should

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John claim that he is 14 thousand years old? Come

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on, John won't give you and 900

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Good good

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every 10 years or so people

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start to notice that I don't change and I'm

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leaving

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great John Very smart when you write Let

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me read you want more

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So you think you're a

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Cro-Magnon That's why they didn't teach me at school

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This my guess which I

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base on archaeological data

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maps anthropological research since the

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time of Mesopotamia for the last 4 thousand

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years I know Surely you know more

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than most So please

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continue Well, you all know the backstory

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So I will be brief in my first life

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as I call it I Lived about up to the

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age of 35, what do you see, I became the leader in my

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tribe because they believed that I was

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Magical, I didn’t even have to fight for it,

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but then fear arose and they drove me

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away. They believed that I was stealing the

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life force from them. In order to

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stay young myself. Yes, the historical roots of the

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myths about vampires This is great For the first

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thousand years I knew nothing about the world But how do

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you know then that it was a thousand

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years now I can only

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guess based on my

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memories most people vaguely

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remember their childhood Do you still have

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Memories of those times I greet

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you fragmentary successes failures injuries they

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forever remain in the memory you suffered

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at three or at 35 you always feel the pain

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continue they pursued me because I

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did not die so I acquired the habit of

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joining new tribes that I

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met along the way and also periodically changing them

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naturally we were half

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nomads we followed the weather because of the

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mining, the first 2000 years were cold

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We noticed that in the lowlands it was warmer

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I think it was the late Ice Age

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what was the soil

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mountainous and vast plains in the west The

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West teaches this in school at

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sunset that was the British Isles I

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suspect and I looked at them

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today's coast of France there are huge

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mountains on the other side of the boundless

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plain

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plunging into the Shadow of the setting sun

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this was even before they separated

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from the continent When the sea levels

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rose due to the mystery of the glaciers it

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was true Yes in the end

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Everything he says so far agrees of course

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with any textbook that's where I found all this.

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How can I remember something that I

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never knew, it's just a glimpse of

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the past, all I can do is try

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to compare my Memories with

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modern discoveries. Caveman

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hit me on the head with a club, it's

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better when you're conscious,

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you don't say about the fact that the

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first thing that makes up whatever it looks like is

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200 separate lives when you

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die and are reborn again and all that

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One life wow life Wow, there's still

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something about this idea of reincarnation that

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suggests that you come back

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again and again to learn and to know

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And you John somehow managed to

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remain in your own body So what and

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What were the oceans like I saw them only

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much later and somehow distinguished the ocean from the

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lake big waves everything is somehow wrong I

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can only guess in hindsight

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we looked at the sky and asked ourselves there

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must be someone big up there,

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otherwise, who could do everything that is

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down here? At first I thought that

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something was wrong with me, maybe I’m bad and that’s why I’m

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not dying,

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then I thought maybe I cursed or a

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blessing came down on me then I

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believed that I had some kind of goal you

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still think so the

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mysterious ways of God I think I

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just arose

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yes or what happened

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Sandy I’m going

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Yes coursework or you have

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yes I’m sorry I took it with the pack

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found the translations

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No, you're worried about your parents, don't

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worry, passed three plus,

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happily

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good child, why is there

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medical history in the preparatory course?

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Thank you, sorry guys, John, please

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carry on enough. I thought we were already done with this,

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no, let's continue this

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is interesting. Besides, his story is based

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on false premises.

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at that time I was Jacques Bourne of

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pigs raised pigs raised I love to

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work with my hands he came to me

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to draw we talked about how

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nature is reflected in art

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Turner Sesame scribblers

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but this is not the time of Van Gogh anyway he

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would have liked it and still I don’t

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understand why can't you remember

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where you're from, the geography hasn't

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changed I learned this from the

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professor's applied lectures but you're right where you

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lived when you were 5

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in Little Rock your mom took you

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to the market with her And what direction from

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your house was it located I don't I know how

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far three blocks away there

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was something noticeable along the road for you to

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remember. Well, there was a gas station and a large

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field, I was forbidden to go there

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alone. And if you returned there now, it would still be the

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same, I’m not sure everything

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would be completely normal. - another is built up, this is what is

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being said about returning home No,

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he is no longer where you left him

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now Look from my point of view, I

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wandered along an endless flat plain,

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constantly encountering something new,

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forests, mountains,

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what I saw then remained in my

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memory And my eyes saw

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highways, a jumble of cities, big Macs under the

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Eiffel Tower, very soon the world became

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very big. Besides, just

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imagine how many unnecessary things I

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had to forget And now you

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’re moving again, you said it yourself, people

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are starting to talk about the fact that I’m not

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aging And when this happens I’m leaving

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what Well you need to create a new identity

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for the next 10 years and then just become

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it I did this several times sometimes even

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impersonating my own son You are

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also an engineer Ben's son he was a good

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person you don't have to care about

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diplomas and recommendations on the other

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hand several times this was

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caught, spent a year in prison in Belgium in

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1862, I will never forget for falsifying

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government documents when you

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came to America in 1890 immediately after the

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death of Van Gogh by the French on

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his next move,

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he has an answer to every question except

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one John Why are you doing this, I

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just wanted to maybe it wasn’t

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such a good idea I wanted you to say

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goodbye to me they’re with who you

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thought I was, well that’s not funny we

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think you have serious problems very

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serious problems I still need to carry

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the boxes I’ll help you

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but don’t you some relic of

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some artifact that would

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remind you of your past life

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like this junk shop in truth

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If you lived for 100 years,

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you would have kept it for a thousand years. Why would you

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keep this as a reminder of your origins when

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even the very concept of origins is for you doesn't

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exist it would be lost disappeared

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No I don't have any artifacts

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keep it

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interesting you could lie about it

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don't discuss me until I get back is

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he serious If so I have to

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sadly conclude that how could he

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keep this a secret for 10 years At least at

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least he doesn't look dangerous

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What are you doing also hidden microphone

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hidden camera

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he makes up these stupid stories I've

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never seen him behave like this

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it's just crazy

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Okay good as soon as you can

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know I love you I've known you

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since my first day in the office

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and you're far away from me is not indifferent, but

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now you understand what you want to get

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involved in. Do you really believe that you are a

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caveman and

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you could love me or you

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don’t believe in it anymore

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I’ve encountered this so many times I

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like you, I’m

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attracted to you

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and that’s it

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I can work with this

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if what I say is true you and the children

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will grow old but I won’t and one day I will leave and

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again you will look for a young woman the

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simple answer is that I cannot give

00:24:05

you eternity

00:24:07

how much is eternity

00:24:10

and who has it

00:24:16

my parents broke up even before my

00:24:18

birth,

00:24:19

my mother’s next marriage lasted

00:24:22

three whole years

00:24:25

And there is also death, illness, insurmountable

00:24:28

circumstances

00:24:30

No one knows how much he was given

00:24:34

or how little

00:24:39

I love you

00:24:43

and I will accept everything you can give me,

00:24:47

say 10 years

00:24:59

Why did you do this

00:25:02

I wanted to check the speed of your reaction

00:25:05

I don't have eyes in the back of my head I can't hear

00:25:08

the flea jumping I'm not Superman no matter how I

00:25:10

look And I have a second degree black belt train for

00:25:12

another thousand years

00:25:20

Lord great performance Harry

00:25:23

[ __ ] off Dan

00:25:25

I still have questions I have too John

00:25:29

what we haven't finished discussing yet

00:25:31

prehistoric times do you remember

00:25:33

any of your native languages

00:25:34

a little something that hasn't

00:25:37

changed much have

00:25:41

you ever done rock

00:25:43

art you know a rock gallery in

00:25:45

a cave

00:25:46

and the author was a man named

00:25:50

hero he did a great job he

00:25:54

painted animals that we hoped to

00:25:57

kill and eat One day after an unsuccessful

00:26:00

hunt, our leader knocked out all his teeth

00:26:03

because his magic failed him, after that

00:26:05

someone had to chew his food

00:26:07

in the end. I suspect he

00:26:10

developed an inflammation of the jaw bone and was abandoned.

00:26:12

It’s terrible. You need to know exactly

00:26:16

what to kill, so that’s why all the students

00:26:19

they say that your knowledge of history is

00:26:20

simply amazing No, I mainly

00:26:23

emphasized this from books. Don’t forget, I’m

00:26:26

just one person in one place at one

00:26:29

point in time, my isolated vision of the

00:26:31

world about which I knew practically nothing,

00:26:33

well, let’s talk about

00:26:35

what you know about more modern

00:26:37

history

00:26:40

in the next few thousand years

00:26:42

it warmed up a few thousand years I know you're

00:26:47

just assuming don't compare then

00:26:49

and now Well, please continue

00:26:53

we hunted reindeer Mammoth

00:26:56

bison horses game moved

00:26:59

north and with climate change we had to

00:27:01

learn to grow food instead of

00:27:04

collecting it to breed animals They

00:27:06

hunt them I’m close to the truth it’s already

00:27:08

warmer I think that yes they began to settle on the

00:27:10

shores of lakes to catch fish birds Come

00:27:13

on

00:27:14

John You can read about this in any

00:27:16

textbook, even in yours you described everything

00:27:19

almost correctly then I headed to

00:27:22

the east I became interested in the world, I got used to

00:27:25

living in it alone,

00:27:27

adapting when I needed it

00:27:30

to the east

00:27:32

at sunrise Yes, I thought it would be warmer there

00:27:38

and there I saw the ocean

00:27:42

Probably it was the Mediterranean Sea This

00:27:45

was at the beginning of the Bronze Age I walked

00:27:48

along the eastern trade routes along the meteorological paths

00:27:51

I studied the languages of the places where I came and

00:27:54

everywhere the myths about the creation of the world, the new gods are so

00:27:58

many, so different. Finally, I realized

00:28:02

that it was probably all nonsense I was a

00:28:06

Sumerian for 2000 years, then a Babylonian under

00:28:09

the rule of Hamurabi, a great man for

00:28:11

some time I swam How the matter is

00:28:15

what happened the easiest way to travel is

00:28:16

as a hunter-gatherer

00:28:18

with the advent of villages it became more difficult and

00:28:22

very bad with the advent of cities where there

00:28:24

was a centralized power any stranger

00:28:26

was suspicious it seems I spent my whole life

00:28:29

on the road I learned several

00:28:32

new tricks I even faked

00:28:34

my own death a couple of times

00:28:37

I walked further and further east and came to

00:28:40

India fortunately during the time of

00:28:43

Buddha, fortunately the

00:28:48

most outstanding person I have

00:28:51

ever met, he taught me

00:28:52

a lot that I had not thought about before, you

00:28:55

studied

00:28:56

until he died,

00:29:00

he knew that I was not like everyone else, I told him so did

00:29:03

n’t tell Amazing

00:29:07

I almost want this to be true,

00:29:10

yes if it is true Why are you telling us about this,

00:29:13

we can

00:29:16

leave now Get out of here and tell everyone

00:29:18

no one will believe it

00:29:20

Personal conversation no reason to believe in it

00:29:24

Even if I can convince you now

00:29:26

in a month you will still have

00:29:29

doubts Some of you will call me

00:29:31

a psychopath others will be offended by a bad

00:29:33

joke which of us is already it It was a bad

00:29:38

idea I love you all and I don’t want to

00:29:41

cause you any trouble Then why are

00:29:43

you doing this because I wanted to

00:29:45

say goodbye to you

00:29:56

just Get it pleasure is enough

00:29:58

this whole story is complete nonsense I should have

00:30:00

left Why Because I want to know

00:30:03

the truth

00:30:11

Art

00:30:13

John I'm

00:30:14

glad I found you I heard you were leaving

00:30:18

I called you I wanted to tell you that I'm

00:30:20

not coping well that you came the

00:30:22

situation is getting out of control Yes I

00:30:24

I understand No, don’t you want to have a snack No

00:30:27

thanks green whiskey

00:30:35

your face is familiar to me dear I go to

00:30:39

your lectures on Tuesdays Dr. Grubel

00:30:41

Well maybe this lesson will turn out to be

00:30:43

something that I couldn’t even imagine I do

00:30:46

n’t want to seem

00:30:49

predictable

00:30:57

what a pity that I wasn’t present from the very

00:31:00

beginning Me too Let me

00:31:02

say something There is absolutely no way

00:31:06

that John could prove

00:31:11

and no matter how crazy it seems to us,

00:31:14

no matter how educated we

00:31:17

think we are, there is no way to

00:31:19

refute it our friend or

00:31:21

Caveman or liar or crazy while we we’re just

00:31:24

thinking about it Why don’t we

00:31:27

believe him That is, I want to say damn

00:31:29

Maybe he’ll convince us Or maybe we’ll convince

00:31:32

him and he’ll believe in reality

00:31:34

reality again So that means you’re a Caveman

00:31:38

yes

00:31:40

I think I was a Cro-Magnon man so you’re not

00:31:44

sure No I’m sure means Cro-Magnon and

00:31:49

when did you first understand this when for the first time The

00:31:51

remains of Cro-Magnons were discovered

00:31:53

when anthropologists gave them a name then

00:31:55

got a name please continue

00:31:58

for sure you have something to say you want I

00:32:01

’ll lie down on the couch doctor you want

00:32:05

as a doctor I’m interested in this

00:32:10

huge life we’re talking about you

00:32:13

when I was sick, of course, like everyone else, there

00:32:15

were serious illnesses occasionally. What do

00:32:19

you know,

00:32:22

maybe pneumonia or two

00:32:25

over the last few hundred years I was

00:32:28

sick with typhus, yellow fever, smallpox, I

00:32:33

survived the bubonic plague This is terrible,

00:32:36

even more terrible than history says,

00:32:40

but after all you are not pockmarked I don’t have

00:32:43

scars this is impossible please let’s

00:32:46

accept John’s version as it is and

00:32:48

study it the fact that he doesn’t have

00:32:50

scars is no less likely than

00:32:52

anything else John please come to

00:32:55

my laboratory and take a couple of tests

00:32:56

for the sake of your old friend no trust her

00:32:59

laboratories, I’m afraid that as soon as I go in I’ll

00:33:02

stay there for 1,000 years and men with

00:33:04

cigarettes will try to understand what I

00:33:05

am. You don’t think that I’ll

00:33:07

set you up.

00:33:08

tests could prove you’re right. But I do

00:33:11

n’t want to prove anything. So you’re

00:33:13

telling us the story of the century and it doesn’t matter to you whether

00:33:15

we believe you or not I didn’t expect

00:33:17

you to believe You’re not as crazy as you

00:33:18

think I am You’ve

00:33:20

always been nice to me Thank you

00:33:25

I think we should behave

00:33:27

respectfully With someone we knew and

00:33:29

trusted in any case You don’t you can

00:33:31

debunk his stories all we

00:33:33

can do is be indignant, you are trying to

00:33:35

achieve this Jan are laughing at us

00:33:38

on the sly I’m sorry that you think so

00:33:40

your story contradicts common

00:33:43

sense like the theory of relativity and

00:33:45

quantum mechanics this is how nature works

00:33:47

But your story does not fit into our

00:33:50

ideas about nature but we know so little

00:33:53

we know so little which of you can

00:33:56

name five geniuses in your field

00:33:58

of science with whom you would disagree so

00:33:59

that you wouldn’t want to strangle any of them you

00:34:01

should strangle them all Enough

00:34:05

thanks You suit maybe at the age of

00:34:07

110 years I will be as smart as you

00:34:09

if you lived as long as John

00:34:11

you would still be quieter guys you will

00:34:15

meet a man who says that

00:34:17

he is coming out of the Stone Age and one is

00:34:20

more than enough

00:34:23

Okay a person with your intelligence would study

00:34:27

a lot of things I have 10 scientists

00:34:29

degrees including all yours except your

00:34:32

villas, now I feel like an

00:34:34

insignificant [ __ ] But this is for 170 years

00:34:37

Doctor of Biology I received at Oxford In

00:34:40

1840 So I’m a little behind the times,

00:34:43

tell me like in other areas I can’t

00:34:46

master everything What appears in science

00:34:47

no one can’t even in his narrow

00:34:49

specialty Here’s a fairy tale for you, a

00:34:51

wise immortal being, I understand

00:34:54

Where you’re going with John, no matter how long

00:34:56

a person lives, he won’t be able to get ahead of

00:34:58

time, he can’t know more than he knows

00:35:01

the best of the best, if so I mean, when did

00:35:03

people find out that the Earth is round?

00:35:05

found out and you didn't immediately news

00:35:07

spread slowly when communication

00:35:09

was a luxury there were social

00:35:12

barriers

00:35:13

prejudices

00:35:15

10 doctorates impressive John

00:35:19

some You could have done the same even

00:35:22

though I lived 14 thousand years it didn't

00:35:25

make me a genius I just had

00:35:27

a lot of time time

00:35:29

Impossible to see him It is impossible to

00:35:32

hear it, weigh it or measure it in a

00:35:34

laboratory. And this is a subjective feeling of

00:35:36

transformation of what we are in comparison

00:35:40

with what we were a moment ago,

00:35:42

turning into what we will become in another

00:35:44

moment. Hobby Indians believe that time is a

00:35:47

plain stretching ahead and behind

00:35:49

us and We are moving through her Step by

00:35:52

step the clock measures time no they

00:35:55

measure themselves the readings of the clock can

00:35:57

only be objectively compared with other

00:35:58

clocks and what does John have to do with this he may

00:36:01

turn out to be a person living Outside of time

00:36:05

in our understanding of the word

00:36:10

Why do people now carry weapons Let’s say

00:36:16

I’ll shoot you John you immortal you

00:36:19

will survive this I never claimed

00:36:22

that I am Immortal just very old I

00:36:24

can die But then you

00:36:27

will spend the rest of your life in prison wondering who you

00:36:29

killed

00:36:31

Allow me

00:36:35

everything is better than a gun

00:36:37

it was already too much

00:36:41

books

00:36:43

diplomas

00:36:44

Yes you have matured and changed but you

00:36:49

everyone has innate qualities you

00:36:52

never want to relax

00:36:53

jump in the backyard sometimes you want

00:36:55

villas look at the stars dream

00:36:59

what did ancient people think about the stars

00:37:01

great mystery at that time there

00:37:04

were gods up there shamans who knew about it

00:37:07

told the others they still

00:37:09

tell

00:37:10

you never wanted so that it all

00:37:13

finally ends

00:37:15

no 14 thousand years of trauma

00:37:20

illness unhappiness you went through all this

00:37:23

you are lucky

00:37:31

come in

00:37:35

John Oldman Yes we came for charity to

00:37:39

pick up the furniture take everything

00:37:41

here Take this chair I’ll go finish my drink

00:37:44

in the corner

00:37:46

you donated everything to

00:37:49

charity I’ll still have

00:37:52

you you always travel light, that’s the only way you

00:37:54

can change places

00:37:57

and you

00:37:59

told us so much about amazing

00:38:02

life but what do you think about death John Are

00:38:06

you afraid of death And who isn’t afraid of what

00:38:10

ancient people thought about death but we

00:38:13

had a simple practical idea

00:38:14

stopped fell and no longer got up

00:38:17

began to smell bad decomposed open

00:38:21

wounds We understood better when

00:38:22

someone’s insides were scattered on the ground

00:38:27

were incomprehensible

00:38:31

aging the

00:38:33

biggest mystery of all you understood

00:38:36

that you were not like everyone else it took

00:38:38

more time to understand what exactly to

00:38:39

understand How to combine life experience and an

00:38:42

idea of At

00:38:44

first, I thought to myself that all the people

00:38:46

around me were somehow wrong. After all,

00:38:49

they grew old and died like animals,

00:38:51

however, but not. Forgive me,

00:38:57

dear, you live very modestly.

00:39:00

I owned castles. But why own many

00:39:03

when you constantly have to leave?

00:39:05

I have enough money.

00:39:10

As a person grows up, the days of

00:39:13

the week, the months, pass faster

00:39:17

What does one day

00:39:21

or one century mean to you, the cycle of life and death A whirlwind,

00:39:27

as soon as you meet someone, remember

00:39:30

the name, exchange a few words, he is

00:39:33

no longer there, like waves up and down,

00:39:38

like a grain field sways in the wind,

00:39:40

you will never it doesn’t get boring sometimes it gets boring

00:39:43

they always make the

00:39:47

same mistakes they mean you are separating yourself

00:39:51

from the rest of humanity

00:39:54

that’s not what I wanted to say

00:39:57

But of course it

00:39:59

is

00:40:02

How is life for you if everyone you

00:40:06

knew everyone you knew John died I

00:40:10

regret when people they leave often you’ve

00:40:13

never felt guilty for this,

00:40:15

something like survivor’s syndrome strictly

00:40:18

speaking from a psychological point of view,

00:40:20

I think so, but

00:40:24

what can I do about it,

00:40:27

really?

00:40:30

Forgive mom, Lord, I’ll leave the

00:40:34

sofa for now. Thank you, ladies, I saw. Your

00:40:39

heart is not right, we’re not argue I can

00:40:42

change the subject, well enough about death already

00:40:44

But that's the other side of his coin Harry

00:40:47

I'm very curious to know how he

00:40:50

feels maybe I should ask him about

00:40:53

his father I thought you always start with your

00:40:55

mother Yes but prehistoric times were

00:40:58

strictly patriarchal You of course

00:41:01

remember I think I remember

00:41:04

the image, maybe it’s an older brother or an

00:41:08

adoptive father Yes, it doesn’t matter, I

00:41:12

vaguely remember this of mine, because of

00:41:14

this you don’t feel

00:41:17

unfilled and empty in life John,

00:41:19

something that you would like to

00:41:21

fill, replace with a face, a voice, an

00:41:24

image

00:41:26

No not for a long time then maybe there were people

00:41:29

maybe a lot of people whom you would

00:41:32

treasure very much loved and watched as they

00:41:35

grew old and died friend colleague

00:41:39

wife you had wives and children I was leaving I

00:41:44

had to leave and now he is the

00:41:48

greatest polygamist in history there was no

00:41:51

chance for you to think

00:41:53

It should have been me,

00:41:57

perhaps Art tells me that

00:42:01

some of your early friends

00:42:02

were afraid that you were taking their lives. Have you

00:42:05

ever thought that maybe

00:42:07

this is so, there have always been

00:42:10

similar legends about creatures not quite

00:42:14

people who take not even blood, but

00:42:17

life itself Lord Will Let it be

00:42:20

unconscious in one way or another

00:42:22

biological or mental way

00:42:26

that we can only guess about. I’m

00:42:28

not saying that you’re doing this

00:42:30

on purpose, I’m also not saying that you

00:42:32

know how it happens. Well, you know.

00:42:36

But is it really fair to do this? So

00:42:40

you believed me. I’m just speculating. about

00:42:44

what you told us, whether I believe it myself

00:42:46

or not, it doesn’t matter we will die

00:42:50

And you will live You will come to my

00:42:53

funeral John Hey Will, you went too

00:42:56

far like this through no fault of your own, but it’s not our

00:43:00

fault that he wanted to share with us,

00:43:02

but be this is true, would

00:43:05

n't we all feel envy or

00:43:08

even a little hatred

00:43:10

you told us about yourself John can you

00:43:13

imagine our feelings I have

00:43:16

n't thought about it You mean you won't die And we will

00:43:20

die for sure

00:43:22

But why

00:43:24

maybe you're an expert We've finished the

00:43:29

place of all the good things Thank you too,

00:43:34

maybe you're a vampire John

00:43:38

and you don't even suspect it, you

00:43:41

tower over the cemetery that you

00:43:44

yourself populated, it's going too far, you're

00:43:46

bored, you're lonely because

00:43:50

your heart can't save anything

00:43:52

that's dear to you, because that's how

00:43:54

you live an unrighteous life,

00:43:58

then maybe it's

00:44:01

time to die

00:44:05

wait a minute no Look I don't know what

00:44:08

John is up to But I do

00:44:10

n't like what you're up to the hell give me a gun

00:44:12

or I'll break your damn hand you

00:44:14

sound like a football coach Dan what are

00:44:16

you going to say to John's

00:44:18

hand

00:44:20

and we'll see how early it heals A if it comes to

00:44:24

mind

00:44:25

What will happen in this case, I have a

00:44:33

job waiting for me Even though I don’t like it,

00:44:38

everything is better than this

00:44:42

Live as you know

00:44:47

Lord God what

00:44:49

the hell was that, where did he get

00:44:52

the gun from, he drove you into a corner John Are you

00:44:55

really so smart, that’s completely doesn't

00:44:57

look like soap

00:44:59

Mary died yesterday

00:45:06

his wife

00:45:08

had pancreatic cancer

00:45:15

I didn't know Mary Forgive me now I

00:45:19

understand how painful it was for you Please

00:45:21

don't stop me from acting childish

00:45:42

What were you thinking about okay something

00:45:45

had to be done I also think so

00:45:48

and he is our friend so that this doesn’t happen,

00:45:51

he is our friend,

00:45:55

someone very dear to me has died, an

00:45:59

incredible illness,

00:46:02

maybe I’m trying to stir him up,

00:46:05

or maybe I’m experiencing too much

00:46:07

grief to cry,

00:46:12

he was hurt by my story about himself and he began to

00:46:16

defend himself professionally About

00:46:19

how it takes away vitality I myself

00:46:22

always wanted to know what the reason is

00:46:29

Well, the evening has only just begun,

00:46:35

let's play charades

00:46:40

no John I just have

00:46:43

one Charade for you, good

00:47:05

My first wedding is ready especially for you, well done, well done

00:47:09

This is good And at least One of us is

00:47:12

your direct Descendant And I did

00:47:14

n’t even send a Christmas card

00:47:16

Christmas birthday

00:47:19

and how to blow them out

00:47:21

How many years does it take to blow them out

00:47:25

Well okay I tried,

00:47:28

you can consider me underdeveloped but I

00:47:32

want to hear more

00:47:35

and I still

00:47:38

Swear that this is not a fiction or a

00:47:40

fantastic story

00:47:42

something- then you’re not kidding us. Next

00:47:45

question You understand that

00:47:49

people in white coats with

00:47:51

happiness pills will come running to do something like this, figure out for yourself

00:47:53

the mechanism that allows you to survive

00:47:55

for thousands of years, the place would have ended

00:47:57

much earlier then we would have had to

00:47:59

make colonies on Mars We would have had no

00:48:01

other choice It would be nice if there were

00:48:04

other planets, other stars, I

00:48:07

envy you, you had a tame dinosaur, they

00:48:11

were there before me. Well, at least there was something

00:48:14

before, you could describe thousands of details

00:48:16

John to confirm your story from

00:48:18

Magdalene times to the Buddha and until

00:48:21

today the last 10 thousand years all can be

00:48:23

described from books it becomes cool

00:48:25

join us

00:48:30

another interesting question John If others

00:48:35

Those who do not age just like you

00:48:38

make up something amazing that

00:48:40

biology has no idea about But we are learning

00:48:42

something new Yes but how can we tell them apart

00:48:44

they don’t have a bandage on a hand or a badge with

00:48:46

the inscription I will get there was one person in the

00:48:48

17th century And where was it in 1292 And

00:48:52

where were you exactly a year ago

00:48:56

In general, in the 17th century I met one

00:48:59

person who, as I suspected,

00:49:02

was like me and I told him Yeah, yeah

00:49:06

said that this was the first time I forgot not the

00:49:09

connection John has mild sclerosis and He

00:49:13

confirmed that he is the same only from a

00:49:15

different time and place we talked for

00:49:18

two days Everything sounded very convincing but

00:49:21

he and I didn’t know for sure we

00:49:24

confirmed each other’s stories but

00:49:26

where did we come from was to know Was this a

00:49:28

true confirmation or just a

00:49:29

repetition? I knew that I was real, but I

00:49:32

thought to myself that maybe he was playing a trick,

00:49:35

studying me.

00:49:38

Although he said that it couldn’t

00:49:40

get out of his head either. Here’s something else that’s interesting,

00:49:42

just like we can’t check

00:49:45

you even if we want to So you, even

00:49:48

if we believe you, will not know

00:49:49

this for sure we parted

00:49:51

having agreed to keep in touch of course

00:49:53

this did not happen after 200 years it

00:49:55

seemed to me that I saw him at the station in

00:49:57

Brussels but he got lost in the crowd What a

00:50:00

pity

00:50:01

Well, that is if it's really good here's

00:50:04

what else you do in your free time

00:50:08

once about 50 years tired of the race I

00:50:11

go to a primitive tribe in New

00:50:14

Guinea where I am revered as an

00:50:16

Immortal God They even have a

00:50:18

huge statue of me it's a big holiday

00:50:21

I have a bunch of photos but I already have them

00:50:23

packed Sorry, I probably won’t joke

00:50:25

about unwashed

00:50:26

cavemen, in fact, washing was fashionable

00:50:29

until in the Middle Ages the church declared

00:50:32

that washing off God’s dirt was a sin, then people

00:50:34

began to get into their underwear in October and

00:50:37

get out of it in April, you said that

00:50:39

you just arose I don’t believe in this if

00:50:42

your story is true Why did God allow

00:50:46

you to arise

00:50:57

like And most people Just some

00:51:01

can’t get over it You believe

00:51:03

in God as Laplace said I don’t see the point

00:51:07

in this hypothesis maybe he is

00:51:10

everywhere we just don’t see him if all

00:51:14

this was the work of my hands I would also

00:51:16

try to hide and the creation of everything

00:51:19

that exists already exists, I’m not sure that it was

00:51:21

created then maybe it just

00:51:23

accumulated the interaction of fields. And where is the

00:51:26

source of the energy of the fields, doesn’t this mean

00:51:29

that there must have been some kind of primary

00:51:31

engine the question arises where did

00:51:33

this engine itself come from and then infinity

00:51:35

but from here in my opinion nothing follows the

00:51:36

question remains open this is a very

00:51:39

old question

00:51:41

the only answer

00:51:43

If you believe You know the answer have you

00:51:46

ever met any of the

00:51:49

religious characters from the Bible like the

00:51:52

one

00:51:54

Let's let's skip this question no no

00:51:57

let's not swear because the next question no

00:52:00

answer

00:52:02

Come on if Lord God you yourself were

00:52:05

one of them I didn't imagine that it would

00:52:08

come to this Maybe that's enough for

00:52:11

today okay you were someone in the

00:52:13

history of religion

00:52:15

yes

00:52:17

Yes we know him how can we not know

00:52:20

someone from the Bible In the sense that this is a

00:52:22

significant character, you may think

00:52:24

that you know him But basically this is a myth

00:52:26

Yes, the whole Bible in general is myths

00:52:33

and you were part of this story

00:52:37

yes

00:52:39

Moses

00:52:41

Moses arose from the midis of the Syrian myth

00:52:44

there is an earlier one versions of everyone are found

00:52:47

floating in the water the staff turns into a

00:52:50

snake the water parts so that his people

00:52:53

can come to freedom and receive a set of

00:52:56

laws in the form of wooden or stone

00:52:58

slabs one of the apostles

00:53:01

they weren’t actually apostles they did

00:53:04

n’t preach Peter the Fisherman learned a little

00:53:07

more about fishing

00:53:09

How do you know that the

00:53:13

mythical layers are so big

00:53:17

and don’t help the matter the truth is very very

00:53:23

simple

00:53:26

the New Testament no more than 100 words

00:53:29

ready I don’t think I want to hear it

00:53:31

Harry take me home No not now I

00:53:34

want to hear it sit down you act

00:53:37

as if you believed him

00:53:38

How way he hasn't said anything yet

00:53:41

New New Testament

00:53:43

Yes, there are a dozen of them new testaments Hebrew

00:53:47

Greek Latin translation of the Tindalus and

00:53:50

so on down to King James and all the

00:53:52

revisionists and everyone claims to have discovered

00:53:55

the truth I mean no more than 100 words

00:54:00

no

00:54:05

commandments just more modern

00:54:07

reflections of more ancient ones laws of the code of

00:54:09

Hammurabi exactly with him

00:54:19

junior

00:54:21

Hinduism in my living room there may be

00:54:24

holy wars unfolding

00:54:27

but we follow the rule Live and let live

00:54:29

Why don't you sit down

00:54:38

which version of the Bible do you prefer

00:54:41

King James Of course the most

00:54:43

modern is the fruit of the labors of great scientists

00:54:46

modern is good

00:54:49

Come on John speak his summary

00:54:53

someone met the Buddha He liked

00:54:55

what he heard he thought about it thoroughly for

00:54:58

say 500 years while

00:55:00

he was returning to the Mediterranean Sea became

00:55:02

a coward and leaked into the Roman Empire

00:55:05

He didn’t like it into something

00:55:06

turned into a huge

00:55:08

killing machine and he returned to the Middle East

00:55:11

thinking Why not convey the teachings of

00:55:13

Buddha in an updated form and he tried

00:55:15

one dissident against Rome Rome defeated the

00:55:19

rest you know almost know everything

00:55:22

has grown into a large number

00:55:26

I knew it

00:55:28

He claims to be Christ No this is

00:55:31

precisely the fun of Jesus so that

00:55:33

the prophecy comes true crucifixion he

00:55:36

blocked the pain he learned this in

00:55:38

Tibet India he also learned how to slow down

00:55:41

life processes so that they could

00:55:43

not be detected everyone thought

00:55:45

he was dead So the followers took

00:55:48

him off the cross and placed him in a cave

00:55:51

his body returned to normal as he wished

00:55:54

he tried to leave secretly but a bunch of

00:55:57

fans stood guard

00:56:00

tried to explain but they were in

00:56:03

ecstasy That's how

00:56:05

I was resurrected and went to

00:56:09

central Europe to get as

00:56:11

far away as possible you yourself don't believe a single

00:56:13

word you say John God Why are you

00:56:15

doing this Show me your wrists I have no

00:56:18

scars left Except I was

00:56:20

tied to that, but nails and blood

00:56:22

look better on icons

00:56:25

and all these guesses about Jesus, they say he is

00:56:28

black and Asian and blue-eyed, red-

00:56:31

bearded and

00:56:33

evil The alien never

00:56:36

existed at all The

00:56:38

caveman image of Christ ascends to

00:56:41

Krishna and of course Hercules

00:56:44

was born of a virgin

00:56:52

savior in Greek sater the good

00:56:56

shepherd Christ, who gives communion with

00:56:59

Holy wisdom, died joined his

00:57:02

father on Olympus and this is a thousand years before

00:57:05

Gethsemane How can you compare

00:57:07

pagan mythology with the true word, I

00:57:10

would say it damn well coincides the

00:57:13

early Christian leaders threw away

00:57:16

Jewish manuscripts and borrowed from

00:57:19

various pagan sources Do you even

00:57:21

understand how rudely you hurt my

00:57:24

feelings almost as rudely as we hurt

00:57:27

John's feelings

00:57:33

well before you ask I understand that

00:57:36

she has undergone many

00:57:37

changes but God has to put

00:57:40

his words in people's mouths to make them

00:57:42

clearer that it didn't work out the first time

00:57:44

We are not perfect he had to

00:57:46

work hard for us to understand and we did

00:57:49

n’t succeed the first time the

00:57:52

teaching of Christ sits on its own is Buddhism with a

00:57:55

Jewish accent kindness tolerance

00:57:58

Brotherhood love

00:58:00

Ruthless realism recognizing that

00:58:02

life is here on earth Here and now the

00:58:04

kingdom of God meaning grace right

00:58:08

here where and the Buddha is supposed to be

00:58:13

with him, that’s exactly what I

00:58:16

preached, but the talking snake

00:58:18

persuaded the woman to eat an apple and everything

00:58:20

went wrong became a trifle so that

00:58:23

the priests could rule with the help of

00:58:24

carrots and sticks to save our souls

00:58:27

that we never lost I set the

00:58:29

exact direction And they were led astray by

00:58:33

this heresy this is terrible who else were you

00:58:37

old Solomon Elvis Jack

00:58:40

the Ripper they say that Buddhas Jesus

00:58:43

would laugh or cry knowing nothing is

00:58:46

done in their name if there is a

00:58:48

creator He is probably in the same position

00:58:49

I observe ceremonies rituals processions

00:58:53

kneeling kneeling groans choirs of singers when

00:58:56

communicating with the body and blood I think that's not what I

00:59:01

meant, it's Catholic nonsense

00:59:03

has nothing to do with God,

00:59:07

some praise life, others deny

00:59:10

sinful pleasures, the

00:59:15

simple path to virtue is inscribed on a

00:59:18

supernatural map, a

00:59:20

supernatural

00:59:22

stupid word, I wanted to say

00:59:24

everything that happens

00:59:26

naturally, whether we believe it or not, like A

00:59:29

caveman who is 14 thousand years old,

00:59:39

I drove away a little, then I sat for a while, I’m

00:59:44

so ashamed.

00:59:46

Come on, come into the house,

00:59:50

you need help, everyone needs help, yes.

00:59:53

But some people need it more,

01:00:08

as if before the Cross. I always believed that

01:00:12

both are just myths, but I want to

01:00:16

hear the continuation. Can I

01:00:19

lie down on the sofa for a while I’m not as young as I

01:00:22

once was

01:00:29

So that

01:00:30

means you were Jesus, someone had to

01:00:34

be one one way or another, but the verdict has not yet

01:00:38

been rendered When did you first realize yourself as

01:00:40

Jesus And when did you first realize yourself as a

01:00:43

psychiatrist How did you graduate med

01:00:46

school at harvard and did

01:00:48

residency and realized it Sometimes I

01:00:51

dream about it and you acted on

01:00:54

that realization for a while I was in

01:00:56

private practice then

01:00:58

teaching Nothing unusual until

01:01:01

the day I met a

01:01:02

caveman who claimed to be Jesus

01:01:06

You're imagining it unusual, I’m very ready

01:01:09

to stake my reputation that he is as

01:01:11

reasonable as me then why does he

01:01:14

insist on being right, of course there

01:01:16

must be a reason, maybe I

01:01:19

dreamed it all, it’s possible I think

01:01:22

that you are as reasonable as he is, oh my God,

01:01:25

no, it

01:01:27

never occurred to you head that it

01:01:29

would be calmer to worship

01:01:31

yourself than if you were considered a heretic

01:01:33

it would be something double times

01:01:35

Christianity itself was considered I

01:01:38

had to pretend that I profess

01:01:39

other faiths and what can Jesus say to

01:01:42

those present who do not believe in him,

01:01:45

believe what I tried to teach without

01:01:49

chatter,

01:01:50

godliness cannot be taught

01:01:52

wrong even if you try, well it’s getting

01:02:02

dark

01:02:06

I still have to load my things and

01:02:09

drive a long way I’ll help John you

01:02:14

already know where you’re going

01:02:17

forget I won’t ask

01:02:21

Thanks

01:02:30

any mental patient can invent a

01:02:33

fantastic story for himself even a

01:02:35

lifetime and sincerely to believe in her is the one who

01:02:39

Thinks that he is Napoleon believes in this his

01:02:43

real personality gives way to his

01:02:46

Mania and the need for it if his wives are the

01:02:50

same He is seriously ill built

01:02:53

impeccably he has an answer to

01:02:56

any question perhaps the reason is the

01:02:59

rejection of his father or in general all of his

01:03:01

past a life that was replaced by fantasy,

01:03:03

he says that he doesn’t remember his father. And

01:03:06

why exactly did you say that

01:03:10

you don’t think that our Caveman

01:03:13

is sitting on the needle on drugs? No no, I

01:03:18

worked with drug addicts, I saw how people were

01:03:20

knocked out, how they went crazy so that there would

01:03:23

n’t be a wife it’s not that I looked closely there

01:03:25

are no symptoms but Cave people

01:03:27

could even speak it is believed that the language

01:03:29

that arose 60 thousand years ago the culture of the

01:03:32

Stone Age indicates the ability to

01:03:35

communicate

01:03:49

it would probably be easier if I was

01:03:52

really crazy no

01:04:10

amazingly true A

01:04:12

desperate attempt to preach Buddhism

01:04:15

in the West It is not surprising that he has

01:04:17

nothing came of it, we’re not ready yet

01:04:19

Speak as if you believed him, but is

01:04:22

it possible, isn’t it? I mean, everything is

01:04:25

possible, judge for yourself. We have a choice, we

01:04:28

can either stress ourselves out, think about

01:04:31

puzzling logic, or we can

01:04:33

relax and have fun. I

01:04:36

can listen without taking it for granted and don't

01:04:38

have to decide whether it's true or not And

01:04:41

yet you think it's true

01:04:42

Unfortunately no one can judge this in

01:04:44

historical times So here we did

01:04:46

n't catch him,

01:04:49

that explains the gaps in the life of the description of

01:04:52

Jesus, he simply didn't exist until

01:04:54

John came I don't believe in angels

01:04:57

Christmas and the star of the East But there are

01:05:00

stories about Jesus, history abhors

01:05:03

emptiness, fiction of which many very

01:05:07

sincerely fill in the gaps. And in the old

01:05:10

days, it was not difficult to fake a story,

01:05:12

say a few words, someone will believe in them,

01:05:15

but the rest will be done by time, did you

01:05:17

believe him too? Well, well, look at the

01:05:20

legends that have grown up in recent

01:05:22

years, the assassination attempt on Kennedy, that there

01:05:24

was a conspiracy about him, the CIA Mafia, and here you have a

01:05:28

Mystery that will never be revealed.

01:05:29

And the always dead leader is only

01:05:32

one step away from God, I don’t think that anyone will

01:05:34

deify Kennedy, we no longer such

01:05:36

true

01:05:39

true

01:05:44

at least you fulfilled one

01:05:46

prophecy promised at the change of

01:05:48

the millennium John namely came again

01:06:02

You love fire John Wherever I live

01:06:06

I have had a

01:06:08

hearth fad since childhood apparently

01:06:11

with him I feel protected

01:06:15

surrounded by predators That's

01:06:19

what I didn't do packing I thought I would

01:06:22

suddenly need the

01:06:31

sacred spring wouldn’t be a better fit and

01:06:34

that

01:06:37

you completely confused four

01:06:40

scientists my friend

01:06:42

my friend we don’t know who you should be Did you know

01:06:46

that Voltaire was the first to suggest that

01:06:48

the Universe arose as a result of the big

01:06:50

bang I think Paul would agree dressed the

01:06:54

first to suggest that spiral

01:06:57

nebulae are huge collections of stars

01:06:59

Now we call them galaxies

01:07:01

It's funny how often new scientific ideas

01:07:05

are reflected for the first time in

01:07:06

works of art So Beethoven

01:07:10

spent

01:07:13

most of his time in physics He spent lying

01:07:15

on the floor in front of his legless piano

01:07:18

surrounded by orange peels and apple

01:07:20

cores

01:07:22

and now we're on half listening to Beethoven

01:07:25

The circle is closed And you didn’t have

01:07:31

any religious beliefs Or

01:07:34

you didn’t think about it at all,

01:07:36

thinking won’t achieve anything You

01:07:38

believe in different You believe in the future of

01:07:42

humanity I saw how species appear

01:07:45

and disappear depending on the balance with the

01:07:48

environment we destroyed it, it’s not too

01:07:52

late

01:07:53

if we approach it wisely Christianity has been a

01:07:56

world religion for 2000 years

01:07:58

And how many Egyptians worshiped Isis or the

01:08:02

Sumerians Ishtar in India Sacred cows

01:08:05

roamed freely as the embodiment of souls

01:08:07

in a thousand years they will all go to

01:08:09

barbecue And their souls will move into squirrels

01:08:19

if it will rain, it won’t rain How do you

01:08:22

know I don’t feel rain in the air

01:08:27

and you

01:08:29

weren’t a

01:08:30

healer I was a shaman several times

01:08:35

I gave out small truths in exchange for

01:08:37

good food Do you think this is the meaning of

01:08:39

religion selling hope and Immortality of

01:08:42

the soul up and calling selling fear and wine

01:08:45

New Testament a good set of ethical

01:08:47

laws that were attributed to me by poets and

01:08:50

philosophers much smarter than me but in

01:08:53

reality no one applies it from fairy tales

01:09:01

you grow up at random I called myself John

01:09:04

I almost always call myself that when

01:09:08

rumors spread about the resurrection the name

01:09:10

was confused with the Jewish johan

01:09:13

meaning God is merciful, my coming

01:09:16

was regarded as divine

01:09:17

evidence of eternal life, from there came

01:09:21

God is Salvation in Hebrew, which became

01:09:26

after the translation my final name,

01:09:28

which in late Greek became

01:09:31

weezus and in late Latin Jesus and

01:09:34

eventually in medieval Latin

01:09:35

Jesus it was amazing to watch how this

01:09:38

happened So you did not claim that you are the

01:09:41

son of God what began How the school

01:09:43

ended as a temple I said that my

01:09:46

teacher was greater Greatness than me I

01:09:49

never said that he was my father

01:09:51

I wanted to share my knowledge I

01:09:54

never claimed that I was the king

01:09:55

of the Jews I did not walked on water did not

01:09:57

raise the dead, if I spoke to

01:09:59

the Saint, it was only in the sense of human

01:10:02

virtue on Earth

01:10:06

and the Magi were not of the East to my

01:10:09

thoughts,

01:10:10

I healed a little with the help of some

01:10:14

Eastern medicine, that’s

01:10:17

all the

01:10:22

three sages told me about the

01:10:25

birth of Buddha

01:10:30

John time to go home to

01:10:33

hug my wife

01:10:36

we are all here captured by your story

01:10:40

in the hope

01:10:44

of Revelation I don’t even know

01:10:49

what other revelations will come to us

01:10:59

like in the good old days

01:11:08

you were not Jesus I will

01:11:13

quote on the sermon on the mountain where

01:11:16

exactly from the King James Derby the new

01:11:20

American standard You know them

01:11:22

all but no one can say for sure even

01:11:24

I

01:11:27

preached once on a hill and

01:11:29

there were not many people but you are the biblical

01:11:33

Jesus said

01:11:35

who you think is I he gave them a choice

01:11:40

and I give it

01:11:45

You really

01:11:48

and if I say no you can believe

01:12:08

turn it off

01:12:10

please

01:12:14

this has gone too far you

01:12:19

have upset these people very much I don’t believe you are

01:12:22

crazy But what you are saying

01:12:25

is not true and therefore there is only

01:12:28

one explanation left It’s

01:12:31

time for you to admit that this is all a

01:12:33

hoax a

01:12:35

lie is

01:12:37

n’t it John

01:12:40

if you don’t stop immediately

01:12:43

I will I am sure that you need

01:12:46

constant monitoring, I can

01:12:49

forcibly send you for

01:12:50

examination, you know this, I ask you,

01:12:54

No, I demand,

01:12:56

tell these people the truth,

01:13:00

ease their suffering,

01:13:03

it’s time John

01:13:06

please,

01:13:21

final stop, everyone on the way out,

01:13:27

that it was a story, it was all just a

01:13:32

story, righteous God

01:13:36

Just a fairy tale that's all but why for the love of

01:13:41

all Saint John you made us

01:13:43

doubt our own normality and

01:13:45

all for the sake of a story How could you come

01:13:47

up with such stupidity at least

01:13:50

Now you don’t think I’m a psycho, it

01:13:52

would be better if you were one You yourself gave

01:13:54

me this idea you all you said

01:13:56

edit saw my fake Van Gogh

01:13:59

noted that I don't look older you gave

01:14:02

me a book from ancient people

01:14:04

you said If stones could talk I

01:14:07

knew it I had an idea I threw

01:14:10

you bait to see how you

01:14:12

would react But this went too far

01:14:13

too far Now I will respond to you

01:14:16

you asked Was I someone in the history of

01:14:18

religion Were there others like me and

01:14:21

did I create new personalities for myself we

01:14:23

walked in circles enjoyed

01:14:26

mental gymnastics you accepted my

01:14:29

game And I accepted yours But you I knew that

01:14:32

we fell for it, you turned out great,

01:14:36

you know, Chinese boxes with a secret,

01:14:38

open one and there is another, and then again, and

01:14:41

so I feel like I’m the

01:14:42

last one sitting,

01:14:45

you son of a [ __ ], how could you do this to us, I was

01:14:48

worried about you, you know, I wanted to many times

01:14:51

stop but couldn’t resist

01:14:54

seeing how you would react

01:14:56

to my words I had an excellent

01:14:58

audience anthropologist archaeologist expert on

01:15:01

Christianity psychologist

01:15:09

So John, will

01:15:11

you write a book If so, I’ll send you

01:15:14

one at a time I don’t have to send it, you’re

01:15:16

completely insane, I don’t want to know you, I don’t want to be

01:15:23

glad was to see you again Dr. Oldman

01:15:26

your name Pun Yes oldman is an old

01:15:30

man

01:15:31

it somehow helped you come up with your

01:15:33

story Linda

01:15:41

that Shart was half right

01:15:44

which half is

01:15:49

At least I won't have to throw out

01:15:52

half of the biology I know which

01:15:55

half

01:15:57

What an idea

01:15:59

so fruitful so much opportunities

01:16:04

You should write a paper on this topic

01:16:06

Doctor, maybe I’ll do just that

01:16:08

I’d question you in a room with soft

01:16:11

walls and find out more details You

01:16:13

might still need help buddy

01:16:27

No [ __ ] I think it turned out

01:16:30

believable They believe you because

01:16:32

they don’t have there's no other way out But if there's one

01:16:35

thing I know about you, it's that you

01:16:37

would never use people

01:16:38

or bully them, this is like an

01:16:41

elementary psychology course No, this is a

01:16:43

woman face to face So

01:16:46

you're good at making things up, Mr. AK, but I want to know

01:16:48

What it's like your real name,

01:16:50

believe it or not,

01:16:52

it always sounded like John why did he

01:16:56

give in to Gruber enough of what

01:16:58

happened I just wanted to stop I

01:17:01

shouldn’t have assumed that my idea

01:17:03

would work 14 thousand years ago there were a lot of

01:17:07

women

01:17:08

and what we already think is possible

01:17:13

In general, I took these home Sandy I

01:17:17

'll be

01:17:23

ashamed of you for some of the things you

01:17:25

said

01:17:27

I'm sorry I said it that as a

01:17:30

virtuous Christian I

01:17:33

oh John

01:17:37

what you did was terrible but we're always

01:17:40

glad to see you're okay

01:17:42

even Art It's just that he can't stand

01:17:44

weird things you're a sadist John I have to

01:17:48

admit I liked going

01:17:51

around in circles your riddles even if that's all

01:17:52

I had left Good luck to you all

01:17:55

the best

01:18:06

see you Good night I

01:18:15

don't know I don't know there's

01:18:19

something here that has something

01:18:21

to do with you John The more

01:18:25

I think about it the more I get out of

01:18:28

that Chinese box, I feel the

01:18:31

spaciousness of that freedom that we are

01:18:35

lucky enough to call reality and where, as they

01:18:38

always say,

01:18:41

everything is possible Yes, no, no more

01:18:47

words, I’ll go home and watch

01:18:50

Star Trek, at least a little something reasonable

01:18:53

Good luck to you, my friend Wherever she didn't

01:18:56

turn you on,

01:18:57

drop me a few lines sometime,

01:18:59

tell me how you're doing,

01:19:03

be sure to

01:19:15

So John Oldman What other meaningful

01:19:20

names did you come up with for yourself?

01:19:23

John Paley John Paleolithic John

01:19:27

Savage Savage and completely crazy about

01:19:31

60 years ago when I taught at

01:19:33

Harvard I was John Thomas party

01:19:36

John T parties Boston Tea Party

01:19:41

wait Boston

01:19:45

60 years ago

01:19:53

No you didn’t teach chemistry I don’t believe you

01:19:59

your mother’s name was Nola no yes no yes yes I don’t

01:20:10

believe it

01:20:13

and the name of our dog we took her before

01:20:18

I was born in Ufa

01:20:26

Gruber She got married again she

01:20:29

said You abandoned us I'm sorry I

01:20:32

had to leave you understand I'm pretty

01:20:35

left me cold

01:20:39

never tolerated wait

01:20:49

God

01:20:51

911 quickly took away let's live

01:20:58

Will Come on buddy

01:21:31

stay in touch Dr. Alban in

01:21:34

case If any

01:21:36

questions arise I'll be back for the funeral Miss

01:21:48

you never didn’t see your

01:21:51

adult child die no

01:23:03

voiced by the studio cube in a cube commissioned by the

01:23:05

project psychology without snot satvey.ru

01:25:25

rooms

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