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Вступление

0:27

Экзамен теоретической физики

7:07

Экзамен по виноделию

14:01

Экзамен в литературном институте

21:04

Экзамен по этике

23:54

Бородатый козёл

24:53

Переэкзаменовка

28:36

Уйдём из института

30:10

Память

32:48

Пофигисты

37:51

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Shurik Surik I discovered in myself the ability

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to read thoughts at a distance

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I have always had nothing known to me

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and did not understand this ability

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will turn around in the resistance of science

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here somewhere else I will show it will become once I

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bring it to you

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think about it for

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you 3 without thinking about money think about

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what - another inspection if some form

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I show you I want to think

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about nature and the weather first aid kits Yesenichka

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and the girl think with the girl in one of the

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beginning of the first volume line then

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leave get ready

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attention think I’m having such a day

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scientific experiments ink convey

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thoughts honor of washing only through the walls of the

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mighty distance I can do this residential sei

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tu month exam I don’t know anything let’s have

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certain goals

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api not through the wall you will transfer

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bellows I can’t I haven’t tried landing on rabbits yet

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thank you I passed 3

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take the game ticket ticket take flogged 13 with

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life and pipes

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but we can do it without preparation, we can do number 13,

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I say I worked with tinctures, notes,

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what’s great is that we worked on a construction team in the summer,

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but it has nothing to do with our exam, it has

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nothing to do with anything, you’re not going to get ready,

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remember, he Alexey drew the formula,

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it wasn’t her that other

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hello, how and yet, what kind of eyes

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speak to the lower back, long, long and blowing at

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me in combat work, I

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need to say something, say something, it’s

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interesting how people in nature filmed

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that they didn’t just explain themselves and

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acted,

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you’ll now take from the types I went through, by

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the way, in three semesters it was possible to

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learn Sigismundovich

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at your service we won’t go what we

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put I’ll say my I

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’ll say my

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oak and

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come to one don’t be stupid

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hello

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professor and

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julis you come in okay well you

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well

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how can he sit down for you and

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casi sin [ __ ] and here no

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come in pull

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because

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Mytishchi

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with I

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’m warning you to read this question carefully,

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besides, you have a lot of

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loads on

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me, I’m

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all for the office

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Debra Granik, well, yes, this is an

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older course from the section on folk

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art, you need a professor to

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build a gay movie by lit, especially what to do with

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reading on the fire, folk art,

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and

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no, no more, I’m wide

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sitting

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starlings, well, let the fairies go, such a starling,

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his 13th subscription and

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the starlings, I didn’t change anything, my mother is the

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starlings, my father is having contractions, my grandfather, my grandmother,

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all my neighbors are in Kvass, I realized you have

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something with your tongue, so the board will give you and you

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know, a stella of folders on

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the promenade suddenly I’m met with such a

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language that there’s a small piece of wasp

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and the question, well, how was the piece filming a

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sports movie, take a ticket and who knows whoever is

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looking at you, everyone is

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looking at me and this one is looking at you, you’re not

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watching this, well, this cartoon and that’s it what kind of

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exam we have and what kind of underwear what kind of

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exam what what English

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classical drama

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steam boilers

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turned over the ticket to abandon Shakespeare and the

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body of the house beautiful direct we are not like that

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I have never come across a

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creator here we are crying together look I

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warned you it means you wanted the

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author characters

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can I show you, well, show the api, you

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're lame,

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go my neighbor, you have a handkerchief,

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there are these product sales, so dress the view,

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my attention paid attention, it was very

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significant, apparently the hiring top while I

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arrived with you, dressed and beer and maybe

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this I would natural order

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estima

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riddles

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turn away family,

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we don’t need it, yes, I understand that we are

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men, but the style and the zemora,

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I love you, I drove you, let’s

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say

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you are a man, you don’t know anything,

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the climax,

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she than you know, all the starlings,

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come operate, tell me how it was,

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I think you remember that one and ate it

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and

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in order to consolidate the material covered, I would

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like to give you an example from real life,

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imagine such a situation: you are riding

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on a bus and you notice that the girl

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standing in front of you has a reason on her skirt

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just below her back, how to tell her

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about this please, you are a young man, a

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girl, I will tell you

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you are in the most interesting place

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oh no no no no no this is a bit

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vulgar

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please you

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and I’ll say the girl is on your dad he no

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no this is a group I would even say

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Olga

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so you need to say on your shoulder

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she will look at your shoulder

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there is nothing there she will look below, there is no

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damage from anything, she will look still not

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to live and finally

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Edik this ill-fated hair

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and walked out of the remaining

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difficult situation with honor, you understand,

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professor, ask your tie,

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the snake came undone,

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and

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then

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a

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and

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400

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me apart and this is not a lie, here

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so I ask you a simple question, you answer me

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and I tell you about the typo and you leave

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quark mafia 2

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dad

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like me

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and the

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question is what kind of

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writing you hand in

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question no 3

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which one and the path was the MUP networks

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Vova not

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if here

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but to the dean’s office I’ll go himself who are sitting in

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Zion would

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brateck

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well,

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if this bastard doesn’t slowly take his

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words back,

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what the

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dean wo

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n’t immediately take his words back

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leaf fight today we’re leaving the institute

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and what is he the author

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imagine he told us let’s go he

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institute

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8 where the institute is

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Newton’s first law force is equal to

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mass multiplied by acceleration,

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I remember, here she is, understand, going to the exam,

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please,

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hello, this is an easy lock with the same, you

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yourself said, you put us here, do

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n’t worry, you’re falling like that,

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let me ask you a question, where am I from,

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maybe we’re already somewhere- then we met

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we met last year in the same

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classroom

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I took your entrance exams unfortunately I

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failed then

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and I also have a

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good memory last year you are without a

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beard you see you have a good

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memory so that’s why this year I’m sure

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you’ll be fine even without tickets

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because the varnish is such a good plan

00:32:22

please remind me what was the first

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question I asked you for

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last year the first question I remember you

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then asked me how I know you young

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man maybe they have already met somewhere

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so you can come in but

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I don’t care if you go in or

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not no, I don’t care either, I don’t care, I can sit down, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, you don’t care if you take out the

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Toshi-Boshi ticket and

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change it or not,

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I don’t care what kind of ticket you need here, I don’t

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care either way, then drag this one,

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what’s up? I don’t care what’s there somewhere

00:34:02

or don’t care what question Lagrange’s theorem

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is a good theorem I don’t care about your theorem

00:34:17

firstly it’s not mine Alan Grunge and

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secondly I don’t care that you’re an ottoman I’m a

00:34:23

small granger

00:34:31

you tell me after what the question is why in these before they

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came here for the sake of a five, I need it, yes, I don’t care about

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your traditions, your record book,

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especially in St. Petersburg, it’s

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nice professor, let’s be honest,

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firstly, I don’t mind, and secondly,

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your cleaning doesn’t want you, so you have absolutely

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all the ways, if you don’t

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care at all, then you won’t have it either if you

00:35:28

put Peter here and the income is a six,

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shade it if under and then Peter and

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tell

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me I don’t care that

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I or someone else will give this five, but it’s better for

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the feat and to give it to you, it means your

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coffee costs a five, I’ll give it

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I absolutely don’t care,

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even though it’s understandable here you go,

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here are five excellent,

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we also

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thank you very much, especially since I’m

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not that and damned under it

00:36:53

and so that I’m not an assistant professor

00:37:00

somehow I or plus such a

00:37:09

light bulb on it,

00:37:16

but answer my exam took

00:37:19

the record book, it will spoil it will listen to them for

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some reason exam your record book

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all your light bulbs are in a pose

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of nuts

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but

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you wrote it down well and the last thing don’t forget

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that the forum your product money product sometimes

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turns into a formula product money product

00:38:07

today’s lecture finish everything

00:38:10

free from don’t forget to take the money for

00:38:13

today’s lecture to the cashier

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please see you by tomorrow at the same time

00:38:18

Here, we're sending everyone goodbye,

00:38:28

and I'll ask you two to stay, that's

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all, please, remove the hand of light lake, are

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n't you ashamed that you set up a

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women's dormitory right in the corridor, you've

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dropped the honor of our commercial

00:39:00

college below nowhere, and you're a girl, are

00:39:06

n't you ashamed, what example are you setting?

00:39:07

freshman means so that this does

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not happen again, I, as the

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rector for commercial affairs,

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issued a decree today and I will now

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demonstrate to you which one, and therefore

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wrote to the database, dear little doll,

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come tonight, so

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I wrote at the store that every

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male student seen in the women's

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dormitory of our commercial college

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will pay a fine in the amount of 10

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conventional units to the cash desk of our

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commercial college, there will be no snickers of money,

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every girl student

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seen with a man in the women's dormitory of

00:40:04

our college will pay a fine in the

00:40:07

amount of twenty

00:40:08

conventional units, that's how

00:40:12

the decree is final and not

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subject to appeal, the free

00:40:28

gentleman in the person of the rector back

00:40:32

I value your time and my time, we can

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do it people agree to midi

00:40:39

tell me how much a subscription for a semester will cost,

00:40:46

well, I mean for me and although it’s probably better

00:40:50

for me still on yours

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down

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at

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ooo

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#КАЛАМБУР в Telegram: https://t.me/calambur_group Сборник серий различных миниатюр в самой непредсказуемой рубрике программы «Каламбур» — «Вы написали – мы сыграли». Часть первая, «студенческая». Плейлист с сюжетами: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp6H7J7kqMMsKu1QDwtL1ngguT_yxX8hj 00:00 - Вступление 00:27 - Экзамен теоретической физики 07:07 - Экзамен по виноделию 14:01 - Экзамен в литературном институте 21:04 - Экзамен по этике 23:54 - Бородатый козёл 24:53 - Переэкзаменовка 28:36 - Уйдём из института 30:10 - Память 32:48 - Пофигисты 37:51 - Коммерсант Подписывайтесь на наше сообщество: VK ➜ https://vk.com/calambur_group FB ➜ https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser В ролях: Юрий Стыцковский, Алексей Агопьян, Сергей Гладков, Вадим Набоков, Татьяна Иванова. Использованы материалы из журнала видеокомиксов «Каламбур». © AFL Productions, LLC.

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