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[music]
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[applause]
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commander, what's the matter I don't seem to
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have violated anything, they didn't violate anything, but even though I ca
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n't go on, there's no general quarantine for the
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flu virus, the
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village is closed for entry and exit,
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hryvnia,
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it's nonsense you do
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n't have to do it in the village, and
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so it's desperately necessary from the tree in the
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team, the husbands put on a gauze bandage along the way,
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what’s supposed to be there, but you
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definitely have to let me through, no
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rights, an order is an order,
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but you yourself must understand this for your own
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safety,
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think and the whole period, but standing there is a
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dead order, but they’re aliens, then this is the
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black jeep they let through that is, some people
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can, but others can’t, that their virus won’t
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take someone else’s and come in just because of
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someone to say,
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well, I don’t feel sorry for them, I’m
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sorry, the service
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[music]
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that’s over 20 years, it was an age of
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anxiety, an age of difficulties, there are all sorts of cataclysms,
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but there is no new one ahead and I
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I'm sure I'm sure
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this will be a web part, I'm
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happy with the age of freedom
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[music]
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I tried
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Nikolai Van Seth's canteen
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here I have a pretty good good well
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organized I organized everything here quite
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well a long time ago by the bosses well I'm already here with
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the arguments from and the court on well and how
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normal works work calmly not nervous
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show for now it means so we feed we feed
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them well fed in principle the roots the
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main thing that feeds yes it’s good
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to arrange this is the Karon temple and they go with us well
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okay you can go and the salt ball there was no salt
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there is always highlighted in the assortment
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vitamins these are vitamins like but they're coming
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vitamin normally I see you put the meat
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so crumpled
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meat they haven't seen me
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somewhere for a long time they haven't seen meat
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at all for a month why don't we see me for he
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reported to me the commands to telephone that
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the TV broke in red lessons
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but the rest is like the rest not galant without
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interruption I wanted to brag
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recently, I mean, I switched from three
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meals a day to five meals a day, I risk
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one-time meals so the network is a prison or a
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sanatorium there, you also understand that Nikolai
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switched to one-time meals, you say so,
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but how can I switch to 7, do
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we have a strict law here in the kitchen Saturday
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Sunday a day off,
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what is this,
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this is pizza, this is pizza, Nikolai Ivanovich, we
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have pizza, we have an Italian sitting for one,
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so every day
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everyone will send him pizza by mail, why is
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it here, he has it,
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but Nikolaevich, you don’t know how our
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mail works, and so I see
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clean, hygienic
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bowls, just like,
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well,
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not
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[music]
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I wonder what else is so
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delicious they hid for themselves no
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tuzik, come on pasta pasta
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pasta 4 rubles 97 kopecks puro just
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add salt all three kopecks all much
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more than anything although no not everything is according to our
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calculations 17 rubles 40 kopecks and
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now you have exactly 7 rubles, so
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we record it very well in the protocol, no respect 10
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rubles 40 what not a
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single moment and why are you offending me, no
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need for 10 rubles
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40 kopecks
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now everything is
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ok and then we have
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what is that something what's so
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cool 3 articles
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[music]
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dear client hello
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[music]
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the black
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this trick well,
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uncoordinated
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reports slowed down by someone
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given to him and
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your camera is complete junk and
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[music]
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neighbor ok nothing more decent this is a
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normal guy from fishing they put me in jail for
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fishing from fishing home earlier, it was time
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to return by a southern neighbor, I caught
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such an ideologue at night with a hammer for a [ __ ]
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here ayah, I did
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n’t show up from him in the most interesting place
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humor cold not a picture was filmed a picture
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I was dreaming I was dreaming a dream 2 I know better I
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was standing in the square from
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the people around immediately I holy, like this,
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and the flowers are a dispute and the mayor is
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nearby and says I promised people to improve their
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living conditions,
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I keep my promises breed and
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hands me the keys to the new camera, but you want to
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listen to our Senecas
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credentials from you feel but
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[music]
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it’s good that they invented sound, but
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before he was called
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the great
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[music]
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radio then what they called saw the great
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blind and
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television
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the great blue
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parcels athletics water
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sent everything I love
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sausage
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to the public
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canned stew
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jam
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toric
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this pilots especially for you
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not inconvenient cigarettes take with all your
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heart
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fans for money she is tireless
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headache for I need to keep an eye on
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my health, the cops picked up the kids,
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they cut them out with a baton countries in Galician
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let you be forbidden to talk right away, it’s
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clearly written there first you need to
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give a warning or a blow to the
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kidneys [music]
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citizen depend bosses 20 at
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work for which you arrived on your orders
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but what’s too short
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to tell why it’s the inspector who
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went to you and that you’ll attack him there,
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although of course you’re short, according to the law, you
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have every right not to answer
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the laundry, I’ll tell you everything, I said first I read the
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characteristics of being healthy and
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they wrote it before me, well, and asked
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first why I always avoid and
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write off at work and secondly, where did
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I
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and you come from, well, I said that I always dodge,
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well done, but sometimes I don’t have time, I don’t
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have time, you schmuck didn’t
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believe it, he said I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it,
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this morning I wish I could have put on the video like that with my hand
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[music]
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hello,
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thank you for the transmission for the transmission thank you,
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yes, he doesn’t have it, thank you, thank you for
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liking our call, they look at it, but it’s not for you the
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boilers of his equipment, because I live in a squadron
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on the wall through the warm socks fly in
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for me and smoked more for the
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video until a little bit, it’s me who stops and stops

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Городок (Юрий Стоянов и Илья Олейников ) Позитив на весь день смотреть онлайн Если бы инопланетяне спросили «Какие вы, россияне?», можно было бы им смело дать кассету с программой «Городок», и они увидели бы, что мы очень разные — умные и не очень, трезвые и не совсем, добрые и злые, смешные и веселые. Впервые жители «Городка» встретились со зрителями весной 1993 года. Бессменными авторами, а также исполнителями ролей всех персонажей, населяющих «Городок», являются Илья Олейников и Юрий Стоянов. Создатели программы избрали для себя жанр «маленького кино» на телевизионном экране. В «Городке» превращаются в фарс самые уродливые явления нашей жизни. Доводя их до абсурда, ведущие заставляют телезрителя смеяться над собой. «Что сделалось смешным, не может быть опасным»! Если тебе понравилось видео, тогда поддержи канал. Подпишись, нажми лайк, и не забудь активировать колокольчик! Чтоб не пропустить новинки? И пиши в комментариях, я их читаю)🎃🎃🎃 Смотрите и слушайте также: 🎭 Анатолий Трушкин: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5LHslU8Co ✨ Владимир Винокур и Игорь Маменко: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i51nxLwjTAw 😊 Сборник 300 Анекдотов 2021 1 Часть: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ctNV04gnY 😂 Анатолий Трушкин: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_sXriwXtW0 😊 Максим Галкин: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmO8QkL5vKY 😂 Сборник 400 Анекдотов 2021 3 Часть: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK9RPLW_Rs4 😊 Игоря Маменко: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA8LLlPnDkE 😂 Михаил Евдокимов: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHvB8lfun24 ✨ Михаил Задорнов Американцы тупые: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZCVRzHMFg 😂 Лучшие выступлений Светлана Рожкова: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAm424hKWCM

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