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[music]

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hello since

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Smolevichi Smolevichi Igorok look

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took the evenings sit

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Fyodor but you came out with that wonderful T-shirt

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with an ornament yes we have 100

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called embroidered shirt

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how well do you know Belarusian and

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you also call it yours but your

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silhouette I have a question we look alike Belarusians,

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Ukrainians,

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well, we also have Libra people and the humor is

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similar humor yes of course the question is we are now

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coming to you with a

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stand-up tour and the people are doing very well late

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it’s very cool we have very

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good people very now our viewer

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will answer you good

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[ applause]

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I'm ready

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if the rules are not familiar and super

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brains have noticed that drinking parents are more likely than

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others to learn to play the guitar from their children,

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so I'm here hello cats, I'm

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responsible for the musical standard in Belarus,

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but I'm not a professional guitar player

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and I'm self-taught

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despite the fact that We had

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three music schools in our city; it’s just that

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any school that has a piano is

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automatically considered a music school, and

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like any guy, I went to play the

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guitar because everyone knows that it’s

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much easier for a guitarist to hit on a girl in a group than any other guy,

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and that’s why it’s just that when the victim is with the

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chick, he only looks at her, he

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uses facial expressions, makes a hongmi voice and

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of course adds this

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[music]

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baby, do you remember the face of Efim Shifrin, do you

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remember if you want, we’ll wash your bed

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also

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and the guitarist, God, not only with the girls, he

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had to remember for the fight film

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thanks to the old man I rushed where there

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duck 1000 hryvnia this is a great

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maximum let's go straight so everything is

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fine in the yard I'm a minute 5 thousand hryvnia at

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stake successful work I was told by the

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guitarist God not only among girls

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he side everyone in the company as a whole because

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only we know the beginning of the second

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verses I don’t even speak English

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hat and click click let’s go third

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minute ten thousand Zhenya

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only we know the beginning of the second verses of

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the song this is a serious fact but I’m

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not even talking about English songs yet yes

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there’s a good answer friends in the company

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know at least one word and they sit and

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wait for him the whole song

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the rest of the time they just hammer it with

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incomprehensible sounds like the

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whole point

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was I was there but here we are all together until

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[applause]

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guys I’m speaking like a complete spectator

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Igor we continue to crash further 4

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minutes 22 dream let’s go but as a

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guitarist, the only thing that hurts me is that

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lately all the romance has disappeared,

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people don’t sing serenades, I don’t understand what

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happened, the guys realized that we don’t know how to

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sing, so when did it stop us,

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damn we, we can’t sing at karaoke

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first rattan photo microphone.

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I think this happened because the girls

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began to live high, you understand now it does

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n’t look beautiful now it’s necessary

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with Marat that

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[music]

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[applause]

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and

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[music]

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and even before 20,000 you

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speak louder,

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let’s move on, yes of course it’s super what you

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said yes okay great 50 thousand hryvnia

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heard yes yes no problem is that for

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example but it’s difficult for guys yes they need to

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sing about women’s serenade doesn’t exist at all

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because it will be

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as short as possible like I’ll give it to you

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Stanislav not everything the dude is already running Vitaly

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just brought in just won’t miss moment,

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but you must admit that there is and you need to make the women’s one

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a little longer, it will acquire an

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absolutely incredible effect like I’ll give

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you Stanislav

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and I took my friend with me now life they at least

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once

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we’ll let a man fight in a circle like this we’re building

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this is the dream of every man this is in our

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fantasies you will never thought about it in

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real life but in real life

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threesome sex is just you sitting for half an hour

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freezing naked

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[applause]

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thank you very much it’s important take your

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money 50 thousand hryvnia for Ted’s poker that

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I finally have a

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program

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[music]

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him for

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thank you gear s2

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[applause]

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mission

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nyse.com

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she's coming

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[music]

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guys everything is working out I'm coming here for the third time

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and finally the coveted 50,000

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this means that you have to try

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to do everything and everything will work out in the end don't

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give up meet the Rakhmans let's get off the

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city of Dushanbe

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the city of St. Petersburg

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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hello, we’re in touch, we rarely read

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this from the questionnaires, to be honest out loud

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here for a business that you

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fill out yourself what your friends call you

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novelty black donkey

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I’m with this why why is it that I’m

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black and an ass they are 1 just a nickname just

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great yes you're worried

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dance you want to dance a little

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different sulla don't want to come on what's confusing

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your name is okay and what did you come to Crimea with

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jokes jokes to make you laugh I'll be

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at home who I'm going to die

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owe money why it's written there

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then read buy Serbia go have to

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vyser not for Tajik then everything is logical

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doji at least cube server strike well, we all want

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thank you and I you have a minute that

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will start right now and if you make

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the comedian laugh you will get a thousand hryvnia let's go in

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the summer I went home and my grandfather asked

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something about my English I said yes well

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actually but and he’s like, well,

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say something in English, poison, you

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gal said the text, some kind of angelic

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song and like empty space is a to be

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living for buildings is the gas minnow

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not 100 and he and but you are the only one behind him, that’s the

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great fa

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there is such a show of brains and I look like an

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Indian yes you love rivers or banks I

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often watch Indian films I’m

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just amazed at any

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Indian films like a comedy just there

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recently I watched such a moment a bullet

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hit a man’s forehead and he didn’t die

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he was upset because -for the fact that

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[music]

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thank you,

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she’s great, thousands of hryvnias are yours, what’s the

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matter with the fence from there, we’ll

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hear further, let’s continue, so the second minute is

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5 thousand hryvnias for the luck channel and now it’s worse

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and depileve only Indian TV series

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my mother soda unity series there

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-who are you with there the strangest thing is that

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after every word

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intriguing music like sanjar begins interview

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I have diarrhea

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[music]

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[applause]

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yours

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we want to ask you we continue

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immediately the third minute ten thousand

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hryvnia at the beginning I study in Russia and the

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stereotype infuriates me about the Tajiks,

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I’m just offended by the fact that we Tajiks

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are associated with setup workers with

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sleep janitors and makers,

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and recently my classmate and for my

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birthday they gave me a spatula, a personalized

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spatula, and then a year later a cover for the

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spatula, what kind of logic is it like everyone is waiting for a new

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iPhone and we are waiting for a new one a spatula like and a

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spatula and

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[applause] [music]

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it was clearly visible on the screen

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10 thousand hryvnia you see how it accelerated

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already say goodbye we continue of course as

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you say so and so wait 4 minutes verse I will

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remind you that you are going for 20 thousand hryvnia

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I am sure that they will be yours let me

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know many mountains that everyone is laughing

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because of your accent I say so often

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that I recently had a terrible dream I

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speak in purely Russian without an

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accent and no one laughs I overslept I’m like

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that I wouldn’t want to tell a Russian

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tongue twister I’m like that ships tacked

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and on Instagram I'm Steve of people who

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add a photo and write a quote I recently

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saw a photo of an ass and there was this

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quote it doesn't matter what's on the outside what's important is

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what's on the inside

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Kostigan

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philosophical good sergeant continue 20

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thousand hryvnia khayyam we congratulate you

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this is a success a joke of course not the most assist

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bridge to me is creepy, but in fact it serves, in

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principle, to determine what is

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happening there, this is life, this life seemed,

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well, let's storm fifty kopecks, let's go

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five minutes, fifty thousand hryvnia, this

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applause is supported by the whole hall

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for you, come on, I recently saw such a

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photo of an ass there there was an inscription: a

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girl without an ass is like a bird without

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wings that I think that a girl without an ass is

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like a bird without an ass yes this is my

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quote,

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use it

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[music]

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well, that's all, up to 50 thousand hryvnia we are

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no longer taking the address

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[applause]

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niches

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[music] ]

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1 1

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[music]

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Messi

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should ban this word at the entrance there will be

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mercy and he will act like a fool yes yes people

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said but you have already won

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why did you jump and let me

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start something stupid now and we

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will sit serious he will lose money

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very funny rude but the only

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real one brother thank you to everyone this is a very

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good project I was very good at

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making a comedian laugh I advise everyone to

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come and win money Many people

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probably asked me this

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question Is there a Verkhny Novgorod I do

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n’t know if there is one yet but

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Nizhny Novgorod is the next one our

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participant came from there

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from Nizhny Novgorod gugu nova danil

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your applause friends

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let's go

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[music]

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hi how are you cool everything is great super

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you are so calm well on your own are you so

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calm now are you worried about days with her I am

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always like this always like that that is,

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never shout no, no, no,

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on principle, you don’t swear with anyone, good luck, you have a

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lot of friends, well, I don’t know, maybe somehow

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I don’t swear sometimes, so how

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can you understand how you swear, example,

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you can’t swear in bed like that, no, I meant like

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how it happens loudly, well not

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a day don’t just beat people harshly, I

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love designs with conflicts, well, what

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about humor, what kind of humor will be the

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same, it’s calmer, you will also

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read to us, well, let’s see now, but those

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goods, but Igor can answer

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his question, your appearance

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was preceded by information who is very

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gorillaz also cared, but he has lived for

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so many years and you find out every night

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it works out, he can’t sleep, he asks himself 1

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dollar for his 72 in the world to live everywhere there is

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a balance, as if there is Nizhny Novgorod and

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upper one you have the Internet and

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you say like no, okay, there is a

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conflict we're almost out,

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Danil practically beat you up, I was working,

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I'm in need, Danil Mitrich, please thank me,

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so Danil, well, what am I in a minute, what's

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going to start now, ready, my name is Danil

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bugun, Alla, and let's go, it's a Georgian

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surname, I don't look like a Georgian at all, and

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because of this, problems often arise for

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example, recently I went to the clinic and they

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asked me my last name is gu-gu-gu nala on

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it's lit so let's lie according to the syllables

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so well then

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I wrote it down let's go on and

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warm up the hum twice why what does it mean why what

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what answer do you want to hear like I

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originally planned to just she

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was busy with the Huns

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or that they are at least the only plus

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the only plus the surname gu gu nal is

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that you can sing to the tune of the song from

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Pinocchio in unity I represent

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thousands of hryvnia Danil she is now your gugu

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new dad the Georgians have ska notes just a

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Caucasian Georgian surname

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down well, as if where in the Georgian family dad

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yes dad yes that means you sing well no we

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move on well what I have and so on and

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so on for the second minute 5000 hryvnia good luck to you

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I don’t understand this situation when a

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person introduces two of his friends to

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each other you know like Ira this is Oleg Oleg this is

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Ira that's why the second phrase is here Oleg is

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not stupid he understood that this is Ravana like that there

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will never be such a gesture from Kashira this is

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Oleg Oleg is like this who

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will introduce us recently I understood by your example

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what degradation is I wrote an

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SMS to a friend I in the store auto correction

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was corrected in the store and I erased it so

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it was Magas

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I planned to finish the second with this joke

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please thank you to me the main thing is he

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says I will press here

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and so powerfully 5000 hryvnia Danil congratulations

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[applause]

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calm I’m not even nervous the third

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minute well come on third minute ten

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thousand hryvnia let's go sex instructor

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sounds cool yes like I'm a sex instructor

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sex instructor just in my

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understanding a sex instructor is a

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guy of about forty

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who in the past

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had professional sex, something went

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wrong with him we'll just take it away you can teach I have

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problems with relationships, I don’t

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meet anyone, but I do, I don’t

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meet anyone on the street or somewhere else, but

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sometimes I’m on the bus and meet

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the eyes of some strangers,

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we look at each other and at these for a long time at such

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moments I think this destiny

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will need to get to know her anyway

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if we get off at the same stop, but if we

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really get off at the same stop, I

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start raising the bar even more, I’m like,

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well, if we go in one direction, then

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if she also goes to my house

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[applause]

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something is somehow very simple words Danil

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10000 Green so simply once and earned it

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I like in general Newmar light light

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pleasant humor

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then everyone will fall asleep and so we have 4 minutes

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or we take the money from you

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let's go further let's go further give like 4 to the

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force and Let's look, let's support Danila

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4 minutes 20 thousand hryvnias rain and you don't get

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pissed off by this sound, we've already started whipping everything up,

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not like that, it was possible to decide how you are

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Igor, for all the years of the paid show, we

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rebelled, let's get to humor, so what did I

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say to my heart, everything is

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fine, I'm now I’m in a long-distance relationship right now

00:20:59

because her ex said don’t

00:21:01

get close, listen to the cooks in school

00:21:06

canteens,

00:21:07

they’re someone’s mother, think how

00:21:08

unlucky the dude is, the anus if they have the

00:21:10

same weird thing, give it at school and at home,

00:21:12

and they’ve been used to it since childhood, that

00:21:14

is and comes to school complains not 2 not

00:21:16

such a normal snack guys like at home

00:21:18

in the morning you wake up in my kitchen like what

00:21:20

will you have tea or a coffee drink and such

00:21:23

tea it’s out of the pan so beyond the line

00:21:30

[applause]

00:21:34

twenty twenty thousand already twenty

00:21:37

thousand scanning congratulations well there’s the

00:21:40

last step left

00:21:42

50000 you can a little of course yes I can

00:21:51

take I will take you into us with such peace

00:21:53

yes a really calm

00:21:57

program thanks van yes and thank

00:21:59

you and what are you taking away yes yes yes of course so

00:22:03

maybe we will still say goodbye in silence

00:22:05

but if but how we don’t know

00:22:08

the scale of us yet maybe psycho you can

00:22:13

freak out how to scream I won’t until

00:22:19

50,000 big days let’s try for sure

00:22:26

think if you just think

00:22:29

calmly now without shouting what are they like here

00:22:31

calmly Madonna if you have

00:22:34

some kind of joke there that right here

00:22:37

the hurricane was quiet of course such an enemy

00:22:41

antico not loud calmly so stylish well you

00:22:46

can give yes let's support Danil

00:22:50

that he was confident in his victory

00:22:55

Danil fifth minute fifty thousand

00:22:58

hryvnias at stake start I was

00:23:01

liked on Instagram by some leftist

00:23:03

account I recently decided to see what kind of

00:23:04

account he has the description

00:23:06

says fast popularity on instagram

00:23:08

for free and 47 subscribers

00:23:13

I thought maybe 47 maybe he

00:23:17

just created an account like it’s

00:23:18

normal if the account exists for two

00:23:20

seconds but I updated it there still 47

00:23:22

came in a week later there already 46

00:23:24

decided to pass a significant secret I wrote

00:23:26

in the direct message hello tell me about the

00:23:28

popularity on instagram answers that I did

00:23:30

n’t know there was a message here a message to the

00:23:33

ball why so in short I thought

00:23:36

this topic would work look I just

00:23:39

thought I think Igor has swallows on his phone

00:23:44

always in flight mode

00:23:52

50 device utkin yes desserts don’t go well

00:24:00

for you and eat money too in Tibetan

00:24:04

below if

00:24:05

I found it

00:24:06

and drove

00:24:11

[music]

00:24:14

and

00:24:15

this is a leisurely tickling,

00:24:20

watch it there please don’t

00:24:23

faint a day before I’m nervous but well done

00:24:28

I really liked his style if

00:24:31

at the end he screamed a little very gray

00:24:34

forehead

00:24:35

maybe he shouted at not the knots the game is damn

00:24:40

cool I didn’t think I could win

00:24:42

but thanks Kiev

00:24:44

it’s very cool and I really haven’t had time to

00:24:45

see the city yet I was told that it’s cool

00:24:47

now I’ll go see it soon for a walk around

00:24:49

all these money meet the next

00:24:56

participant even the participants on foot Berkov

00:25:00

Eldiyar Kubatbek

00:25:02

Ilgiz city of Bishkek

00:25:04

[applause]

00:25:12

[music]

00:25:13

[applause]

00:25:17

hello guys, you don’t have to be

00:25:20

afraid of these, we don’t have all these

00:25:21

common wines like yours el dia

00:25:24

ildiz but beautiful what do they mean in

00:25:26

your countries ilgiz sorrow soon

00:25:30

translated as the best but

00:25:34

translated as better ibiza was not

00:25:40

normal

00:25:41

let's do it in the same spirit

00:25:50

[music]

00:25:51

and here is the first minute in which you can

00:25:55

earn a thousand hryvnia so

00:25:57

imagine a store that has

00:25:59

absolutely everything yes yes yes yes I heard I

00:26:03

just want to buy a gift for my son and a

00:26:05

gift for my son is an excellent gift for a deputy

00:26:08

Lexus

00:26:09

and how is it different from ordinary, well, you

00:26:11

can officially shoot people down on it for this,

00:26:14

nothing will be cool,

00:26:15

please wrap it up x put it in, why do

00:26:17

n’t you pay attention to Zelinsky in the back seat,

00:26:19

he’s everywhere now

00:26:22

[music]

00:26:25

okay, let’s say, but from where we’re watching,

00:26:30

in Kyrgyzstan, how do you know we’re watching

00:26:33

that all of him, where are you? you live universally

00:26:37

just in a row we’ll show you thank you thank you

00:26:39

very much the pantry your vidyuhi fights only

00:26:42

your own

00:26:43

but only in Kyrgyzstan okay I’ll say so

00:26:46

that it’s not offensive I found it once

00:26:48

too I killed thank you it was cut short thank you

00:26:52

thousands of hryvnia your guys congratulate you

00:26:55

thank you and move on, as I understand it, to the

00:26:58

second minute right don’t cross until 6

00:27:03

o’clock to fly and it’s all because of the fault, it’s not easy to

00:27:10

get high look at the axial salvo

00:27:13

huge and so two taxi drivers at the

00:27:21

Bishkek station got tired of the soul 2nd place

00:27:30

Dushanbe I’m tired

00:27:34

of 2nd place okay so imagine the

00:27:39

special forces store doors

00:27:41

everyone stand heart

00:27:47

[music]

00:27:49

you earn congratulate with ease, as

00:27:53

I understand it, all the

00:28:01

doors are open for you, we hope it’s the same 3

00:28:05

minutes 10,000 let’s go, let’s go wheels are not

00:28:09

as nice to spend as circumcision

00:28:11

let’s see father son after

00:28:12

circumcision where where where where where where where

00:28:25

calm down according to the plays and so she asked

00:28:27

me to think there was a guy, so imagine an

00:28:30

evening on one of the TV channels,

00:28:32

good evening, these TV shows are

00:28:34

uninteresting people. Last week

00:28:36

our guest was the right midfielder of the

00:28:38

Iranian national rugby team,

00:28:40

and today a person just doesn’t have a motoko

00:28:43

[music]

00:28:45

[applause]

00:28:47

and we’re sitting here early, it’s time for some 10

00:28:56

thousand hryvnia in general, it’s not clear what

00:28:59

[applause] we’re

00:29:02

storming the twenty, of course, let’s go in the

00:29:05

fourth minute, but today our guest is a

00:29:11

very unique person, a person who

00:29:13

takes only the last places in all parody

00:29:15

competitions Dzhambulat McAlister with

00:29:18

two to two when Dzhambulat we have

00:29:20

your achievements here maybe be show

00:29:22

here it says 286th place in the competition of

00:29:25

parodists of Vladimir Zelensky there is so

00:29:28

you can show not the last place

00:29:36

in the competition of parodists Vitali Klitschko is

00:29:38

mine show good evening ladies and gentlemen with a

00:29:40

light literary vibe I want to

00:29:42

spend your mind with him before

00:29:44

put there pleasant at all it doesn’t look like let’s

00:29:46

see you have some other talent and

00:29:49

you know recently, but I learned to very

00:29:51

politely tell a person to go to hell,

00:29:53

maybe science, you earned 20 thousand hryvnia,

00:30:06

but probably

00:30:11

5.

00:30:13

Well, yes, let's have one more step, but

00:30:18

for the sake of Lera, it's nice from 50,000, well, are you ready, let's

00:30:26

continue, maybe some other talents,

00:30:31

yes, I recently learned how to very

00:30:32

politely send a person in the ass, really, maybe

00:30:34

teach me, let's then take your time there, it's

00:30:38

good, maybe you had an achievement here

00:30:41

let's give it a long time ago, I took second place in the

00:30:43

competition of Evgeniy Koshevoy's look-alikes, that

00:30:45

first place was taken by a bowling ball, there

00:30:48

were only two of us, not all the areas and so on, barely

00:30:51

further, friends to your applause,

00:30:53

and imagine by chance one of the

00:30:55

streets of Bishkek molecules spectator Oleg

00:30:59

Kulik and the desire to have a lot of fun

00:31:01

buy weed in the sense I’ll deduct a circular deduction for a green

00:31:05

place in the head of Shandarakhnu, of course there’s nothing,

00:31:08

of course there’s a 3000 discount, please come in,

00:31:11

well, I offered you before hello,

00:31:14

the police of Loda, here they offer weed, how much do you

00:31:17

mean, 3000 for a box, the normal

00:31:21

price, take it,

00:31:23

wait, why don’t you come and I did

00:31:30

n’t laugh, I’ll have heavy dishes and it’ll take so

00:31:37

long and for a long,

00:31:39

indecently long time, a traitor, it’s me, candles,

00:31:43

once the same, I’ll tell you like this,

00:31:51

let’s sell the finale, it’s a waste of us or

00:31:55

not, 3000 from the boxes, well, the normal price,

00:31:59

take it,

00:32:00

wait, don’t you come, no, we

00:32:02

already have 50.

00:32:11

[applause]

00:32:15

and every page

00:32:18

if the

00:32:20

patient is a

00:32:22

bear

00:32:27

[applause]

00:32:33

[music]

00:32:35

emotions are just crazy damn such

00:32:38

energy in the hall we were on the

00:32:41

Starkov stage artyom city of Moscow meet

00:32:44

[applause]

00:32:50

[music]

00:32:52

artyom hello hello hello hello for

00:32:55

the first time a person came out because of which

00:32:58

I see nothing now, but it’s normal that there are

00:33:02

different people, Artem, I’m sorry, have you

00:33:05

ever been called names by children at school, banter

00:33:08

or something, in no case is it

00:33:11

scary, if I had them, I would punish them, I

00:33:14

imagine how even children, Artem,

00:33:17

you can, of course, actually Artem out here I have

00:33:20

a question, did you fly to us via Russia,

00:33:22

so lately I’ve always been asking

00:33:24

people questions how many planes did you

00:33:27

use to fly in?

00:33:29

One was enough for me; it was difficult to let me down; they didn’t get

00:33:34

out once; it’s been a

00:33:36

long time coming; so, okay, what am I

00:33:41

doing? I’ll work as a screenwriter;

00:33:45

you’ll find yourself cool, but I’m still an expert on the protection of

00:33:49

information on the first education of

00:33:50

the button, I’ll say nothing, well, they’ll joke about

00:33:54

it, I’ll try, of course, good luck at least for him

00:33:59

[applause]

00:34:01

let’s go, let’s go let’s start, the goalkeeper of the

00:34:06

Moldavian national football team can

00:34:07

put football players on the walls both at the joint and

00:34:09

overlapping the grandmother who knows 28 reef

00:34:11

words laundry keeps the

00:34:13

telephone from getting bored hooligan I congratulate you 1

00:34:20

thousand ordered you have a shop forgot where

00:34:24

it is good mood nice

00:34:28

people and you are on something of your own or I

00:34:33

must influence what

00:34:35

I learned this is very nice you are participating in this

00:34:37

Artem congratulations one thousand

00:34:39

hryvnia there is it seemed to me but this is

00:34:44

my personal opinion that they started chattering very quickly, just quickly,

00:34:46

quickly, I

00:34:48

’ll try to go slower, let’s go further the

00:34:50

second minute

00:34:51

when the priest doesn’t want to get up, he

00:34:54

switches the bells 5 minutes

00:34:55

later, Gosha Kutsenko found out that

00:34:58

you can refuse the offered ships,

00:34:59

I’m crap, and when

00:35:00

leaving the apartment, the man forgot

00:35:02

to turn it off house 2 and blunted the neighbors below the

00:35:04

fire wax museum the director

00:35:07

doubted for a long time but still saved

00:35:08

Hitler before the firefighters arrived the children were

00:35:10

sure that the zhezhnik was just

00:35:12

parodying Steven Seagal in order to

00:35:14

jump from the stage into the crowd Yuri Loza is

00:35:15

forced to go to concerts of other

00:35:18

German performers in cars they write thanks to my grandfather

00:35:20

for trying, the girl stuffed

00:35:22

cotton wool unevenly into her bra, so they

00:35:24

only got acquainted with her on the right side of the bookmark.

00:35:27

3,000 rubles cries when she writes on the board.

00:35:29

Class work. The director of the puppet

00:35:31

theater deceived his son for two months by passing off a

00:35:33

dead hamster as a living one. In the

00:35:35

6th grade, I asked to make a

00:35:37

manta ray in my chest and combed it to size 4 artyom

00:35:45

I chose you 5 thousand hryvnia there are already

00:35:47

very good jokes I will honestly tell

00:35:50

you everything about Yuri the vine is very

00:35:55

funny very funny tolerated our comedians

00:35:58

don’t want to say goodbye to their money but

00:36:02

he’ll have to give 5000 if you

00:36:05

take it right now or you'll go to

00:36:07

10 I'll go for one minute I'll mark what I've already

00:36:10

read to prevent it now

00:36:13

we'll see we'll see so let's

00:36:17

try these minutes at stake 10,000

00:36:19

grill bard festival took place on

00:36:22

such a scale that the bears started

00:36:24

asking for chords at dinner it was

00:36:26

so cool the surname that in the registry office I

00:36:28

took even one of the witnesses is an experienced

00:36:30

truck driver, can the dad then we can

00:36:32

determine which city he is driving up

00:36:33

from a girl who goes to the toilet only

00:36:35

during advertising during the New Year

00:36:37

holidays, her bladder burst three times

00:36:45

[applause]

00:36:49

you know Artyom, she’s funny but she’s

00:36:54

wrong here it seems to me that the bubble ca

00:36:56

n’t burst three times, it’s just that you’re

00:37:00

the wrong girl, you don’t know it’s a secret, Artem, I

00:37:03

congratulate you ten thousand hryvnia and two

00:37:07

minutes separate you to the

00:37:10

largest amount that we can

00:37:12

offer you with our show, so move on

00:37:16

and where the applause went

00:37:23

very well purposeful grandfather lost all his

00:37:26

medals went to go through the war again

00:37:28

the conductor was running around the carriage screaming

00:37:30

help but old age was inevitably

00:37:31

approaching in the Belarusian Kama Sutra

00:37:34

there is only one pose a man dominates

00:37:35

20 years in a row dedicated to Russia Day

00:37:39

Nikolai Rastorguev grabbed the badge and

00:37:40

five people died from an excess of

00:37:42

patriotism the

00:37:43

KAMAZ driver slammed the door so

00:37:45

much that he knocked out confused strike a

00:37:46

girl with the face of Nicholas II walks

00:37:49

all the time killed the perfect bust of Lenin

00:37:51

the one that fits in the palm of a

00:37:52

communist your confectionery factory

00:37:55

can determine by gait who has already

00:37:57

stuck together an

00:37:58

experienced prostitute in case of embarrassment of the client

00:38:00

knows about 100 jokes about Chapaev

00:38:02

mother of Anatoly Wasserman I still

00:38:04

can’t forgive myself for that day when

00:38:06

I slept with a smart goblin

00:38:12

[applause]

00:38:15

Artyom, what an insidious plan you have with

00:38:19

your jokes, so you warm up,

00:38:21

warm up, then some broads and

00:38:25

breaks up, I congratulate you, I reminded you

00:38:31

that according to the rules of our games,

00:38:33

you can do them take away or you can risk

00:38:37

one thing smart guys this is 600 no well there were

00:38:42

good jokes, in fact they were about

00:38:44

pseudo-patriotism I love smart humor

00:38:47

but it’s clear that at such a speed you don’t

00:38:49

have time to appreciate such creepy ones in general,

00:38:51

well, we all appreciated it in short Artem

00:38:55

[applause]

00:39:00

Artem often has to risk his life, to be

00:39:03

honest, it’s not very good, but perhaps this is the

00:39:05

same case, is it time to think about the

00:39:07

end of your chances, of course, but you do

00:39:12

n’t have a single leaf there yet, I see, but they’re not all

00:39:14

worthy of you hearing them,

00:39:17

that’s the point

00:39:19

8 minutes, let’s try no let's

00:39:23

try to say Artyom sometimes in our

00:39:28

game it is this phrase that leads to complete

00:39:31

failure

00:39:33

we wish you good luck Artyom let's go for 50 thousand

00:39:36

hryvnia

00:39:38

grandma let her grandson go out only with

00:39:41

hooligans because they are wearing hats

00:39:43

Trudovik's wife signs for safety precautions before every sex

00:39:47

pensioner lost her passport from the

00:39:49

refrigerator and now he doesn’t know how to

00:39:50

contact him Andrey Grigoriev-Appolonov

00:39:53

decided to donate blood for his groups

00:39:54

no one is interested in 5 alcoholic cocktails

00:39:57

forced Olya to go for a walk down the

00:39:59

social ladder

00:40:00

Nikolay just left the sauna so

00:40:02

when the gopniks started beating him he shouted

00:40:04

only good

00:40:14

50 thousand hryvnia

00:40:16

to everyone starkov city moscow easy

00:40:19

casually

00:40:20

wrote came read good

00:40:24

[music]

00:40:25

do something

00:40:32

just [music]

00:40:43

great humor very good very good

00:40:46

jokes really straight all yes I didn’t even want to

00:40:49

squeeze when you laughed I

00:40:50

wanted to obediently excuse me please

00:40:54

the hall is very warm despite the fact that I

00:40:57

performed first and was not very supported,

00:40:59

it was quite pleasant, the mood

00:41:01

was excellent and, in general, I achieved the

00:41:04

highest goal that can only be

00:41:05

achieved in comedy, I am happy

00:41:10

[music]

00:41:11

[applause]

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