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анекдоты
смешные анекдоты
анекдоты до слёз
анекдот дня
сборник анекдотов
подборка анекдотов
юмор
смешные истории
весёлые истории
анекдоты про
Ржевский и Наташа Ростова
про мужа и жену
про блондинок
про попов
про гаишников
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[music]
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Doctor I don’t understand what’s going on yesterday
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according to your prescription I drank valerian and
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started to worry even more Why And
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according to your horoscope you are a Leo Well, why did you
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want valerian then, darling You
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then are absolutely
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forbidden at the gay parade, the homosexual
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walking in front
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accidentally got his shoelaces untied. he can
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run so fast he didn’t even realize
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after the quarrel Tamara decided that she
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wouldn’t call him anymore but he sucked a
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bottle of cognac down one throat to make significant
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adjustments
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[music] should
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I talk to you for a minute about the meaning of
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life no Okay then let’s ask for a
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different drink
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would you like to put it Grandfather came to the hospital the
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next day to visit and
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brought home fresh eggs for
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chickens with droppings and feathers stuck to them.
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The doctor is making a round and you notice dirty
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eggs. He tells the nurse to wash
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Grandpa’s eggs. The nurse takes everything literally and washes Grandpa’s eggs.
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Xu de
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the doctor again notices these unwashed eggs and
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reads the nurse, she again washes the
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old man’s eggs even better than last time,
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the old man is not childish in his entire life, the
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old woman doesn’t even
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treat them with such manipulations with his eggs,
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on the third day on the round,
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the picture repeats the doctor is simply shocked
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that his instructions are not being followed, he
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reads the nurse in full, takes the
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grandfather, washes him out and leaves him,
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brings the eggs to his room and he asks the
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men. Hey guys, do they wash your eggs like that too?
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No, they answer. The grandfather runs and
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calls the grandmother and says everything. old Let
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me run Take me away from here because these
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demons have already washed my balls twice And
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today they also shaved me, apparently they
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want to castrate me [music] I

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