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00:00:01
Why, Mr. Kotika? Why? For the sake of what? What do you do?
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Why do you try to make jokes and to be a comedian? When you will realize that father ask your mother to give a birth to a locksmith?
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Look at yourself, take a look at the truth!
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even in your head, it is visited by good jokes less than your sister's by Easter bunny!
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What a pathetic attempts ...
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You do not create humor and not even hahashechki!
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You think that you can bring a smile, while two have already been taken away to
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psychological therapy after your attempts to explain
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terminology in a funny story!
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Even crickets consider it necessary to honor a minute of silence
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every time you try to bring something to a satirical key!
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Mocking? Banter? Why do you think you can make jokes if everything shows the opposite ?!
00:01:07
Utytytyu!
00:01:25
In the previous review on the Harry Potter:
00:01:27
it was excitily,
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"You're a wizard, Harry!"
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mystery-revealingly
00:01:32
"Last night Snape let a mountain troll distract attention."
00:01:36
In-magic-dippingly
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"We need to talk only" LeviOsa "
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but "LeviosA!"."
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sins-creatively, (is this the bristles of VoldeMort?)
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and... Go-back-is-promisingly!
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"I'll be back again ...
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I know it..." "Bye!"
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"Okay, folks, let's watch "The chamber of Secrets"!"
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This time it will be In-the-toilet-for-sittingly,
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"Hermione, come out - we need to tell you so much!"
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On-the-walls-writely
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"The Secret Chamber is open, the enemies of the Heir ... tremble!"
00:02:12
From-snakes-and-spiders-escapely
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"Why spiders ?!
00:02:15
Why could not we follow butterflies?.. "
00:02:18
And... In general, it's also not bad movie!
00:02:20
"The Chamber of Secrets is really open again."
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To be continued... (Ту би континуед...)
00:02:27
Well ... that is the second part right now,
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Let's go!
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The second part of Harry Potter came out a year later and was a real continuation of the story
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All that we liked in the first picture was in the place:
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the cast, the atmosphere, amazing music and fabulous entourage!
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However, it is a little noticeable that Rowling at first did not yet fully realize the vasitude of her audience
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and the extent to which her books will be meticulously analyzed
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so the first three works were full of elements
00:02:55
which should not be added to the story, because they created huge holes in logic of the created world
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Later she took this into account and tried to maximally substantiate many things,
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impregnations of amusing, but senseless, things kindly moved into a film adaptation
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about which we will talk today. Well, let's finally get to the viewing!
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"He's here.
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Vernon! "
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So, the film begins with the fact that to the huge carcass of harmfulness, called Mr. Dursley,
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people with whom he can not wait to sign a family-friendly contract, come to visit.
00:03:28
"If I'm lucky, this day will bring the biggest deal in my career, and I will not let you take it off!"
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And he, as the owner of the house, the breadwinner of the family, asks Harry for just one thing.
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"I'll be in the bedroom
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sitting quietly, like a mouse, like I do not existe! "
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"So that's it."
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After all, the guy has only one task: DO NOT prevent his uncle from doing his job.
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It's not so difficult, to be honest.
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Ladies and gentlemen, make a bet: on a minute of the film Harry spoil everything?
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"full of critics around!"
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The fact is that his room is pleased with his visit to the house elf Dobby and ...
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what the hell was he doing? ..
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He jumped on the bed of a wizard, whom he considered a messiah? ..
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Dobby is like this: "I'm in my idol's room ...
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Yaaaay!!! "
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Okay, just to make a reservation, so that then bewilderment on your faces does not become permanent
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The fact is that in the year of the release of the film the authors were seriously hurt because of Dobby very similar to Vladimir Putin.
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At that time, there was a serious scandal, but I do not want to joke about it, so come closer to the theme!
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"I said a terrible thing ..."
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*beats his head* Bad Dobby, bad!.. "Stop it, Dobby!"
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Dobby tries to warn Harry about the danger, but he is not allowed to do this by his attacks of behavior of a pregnant woman.
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"I want fried ice cream!..
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And now I do not want to ...
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Now I want to!..
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And now I do not want to ...
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You do not have time for my wishes!
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Rights was my mother, for whom I got marrie-e-e-ed "
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You know, I kind of immediately agreed to distinguish between the movie and the book.
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But I will compare them because I want to note where and who tells the story better.
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After all, they tell similar stories and comparison is inevitable,
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and sometimes I would like to discuss some features of the book, which did not find a place in the film-making
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However, I insist: if a film something is not shown, it means it was not for the film version. on a screen: There are other rules for the film. Film may have its own version of the story.
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And if the film showed something that is different - it's its right.
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In the cinema, there are other laws, and this is adaptation.
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So, in my opinion, the film did not discover enouth the moment where Dobby admits that he stole the letters from Harry's friends,
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With the aim to dissuade Harry back.
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You know, my way of getting to know this fandom began precisely with the book "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
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I remember how being small I read it first, and then I saw the first film.
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And that's when I read the book, this moment with Dobby made a strong impression on me,
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because before me was a boy who suffers, living with his relatives,
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and Hogwarts is an opportunity to get into a world where you are not a toy for beatings, and you are a celebrity!
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You have friends, you have a whole unlimited world that you will know, and this summer Harry waited for only one thing - return.
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But he was worried that his friends did not write to him, he was afraid of something might go wrong and he might not return.
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And then they tell him that he should not come back.
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For me it was a very strong moment.
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In the film, this scene is felt a half unimportant.
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I can not fully appreciate the importance of these letters, which are compresed by computer fingers.
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I do not feel very much disturbed by Potter. There is some kind of wrong serving of the hero.
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Wrong!
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And this is why: IT WAS BETTER IN THE BOOK!
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"There's a conspiracy!"
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So Dobby puts an ultimatum: either Harry promises not to return to Hogwarts, because it's dangerous,
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or he will now smash this cake on the head of Uncle Vernon's guest.
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And again Harry in his repertoire!
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No, to try and outwit the brownie, thus avoiding confrontation,
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because he, the thing, was asked to!
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On the opposite, he proves having no more logic since the previous movie.
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Pudding? Which one? Aaah!
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Hold on, I don't give a thing...
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he ruined evening with important guests and that's why he gets...window bars.
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A causal relationship? A?
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I do not understand

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