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I come She says draw Here

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Mutually Hello, my name is Nastya The

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thing is that I've been laying down for a while now

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a certain feeling of guilt, but I’ll tell you the incident

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that caused this. The fact is that

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recently I went on the train and a

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me in a very strange way,

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trying to start a dialogue with me, and then

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she went into hysterics like maybe

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your ticket, she asked there about the book and

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so on and about the fact that then I burst into tears

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because I look like her dead daughter

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who died 7 years ago due to suicide

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and because of the

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suicidal

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formulation I saw

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and

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died and for a minute you feel because I

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told her yes

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mom yes it’s me Let’s go home and now I

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live with her as her daughter, after that I

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try to calm her down, I say sorry, but I’m

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not her, that is, I’m trying to somehow help

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her grief and about the fact that at that moment I did

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cemetery

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excavated. And if from the cemetery, then she is like this. I

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mean, you I just saw you

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you saw there, but perhaps she was going to the cemetery from the

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cemetery, she was pressuring that it was as if I

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really was her daughter,

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somehow she even confused our names

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on purpose or not And what is your name

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again, my name is Nastya and her name was Anya

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Anya, she’s like that And

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Nastya

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Anya And Nya recently put together three huge concerts,

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we saw after that when I

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got off the train, it’s amazing that at

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that moment My mother met me and

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this woman saw it through the window, your mother is

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exactly the same as she looks, she’s like,

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Lord, what is happening Yes, and this

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was intended My mother, who died 7 years

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ago, how did you find out that she really

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looks like your daughter? She showed you

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photographs of her daughter Yes, she

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showed several photographs I don’t

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know, on the phone they were just

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very similar, that is you're just like

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that on the train in the same jacket Yes,

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she's just like that Look, this is what

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mine looks like I just

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took a photo from afar and came up

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My daughter died on that train And

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about the feeling of guilt, well, let's be

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rational That is, this is this woman, she's

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just she’s trying to get over the loss of her daughter, it’s

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hard for her, most likely she

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perceived it as some kind of mystical

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signal that the world was talking to her and,

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on the contrary, it

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became easier for her, or she will haunt you

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here and they wouldn’t be cool there to find

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her daughter on

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social networks, break her

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page and write hi

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mom, do you remember back then on the

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train? Well, that doesn’t happen on the train

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either, but

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sometimes this guy [ __ ] with graters,

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that is, it can actually be worse,

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well, just in case, you can

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ride on the train with glasses just

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so you can wear a mustache

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like that with a newspaper. Now you look like my

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husband. This is the same woman, let's think about it, let's say

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this is a

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standby mode Thank you for

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sharing so yes And you can tell this

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girl right away Hello I also have

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a theme of doppelgängers And I can’t let go of

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my ex who is very similar to

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my father I can’t let go for 4 years and where are you

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holding him just like that We text and

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communicate, and that’s normal. You’re still

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father and daughter.

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Well, we’ve been salting this topic with the breakup for

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four years now, and I’m blocking him again. We’re

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texting again. Does he look like his father, or is

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dad also throwing you into an emergency?

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From time to time I don’t communicate with my father and

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it seems to me that I’m kind of living through this

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moment like father-daughter with him and I

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can’t let him go because of this, and he

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knows it and he hurts me on purpose,

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he tells me how he builds

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other relationships with girls, they send

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me photos of their flowers that he

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gives them Well, they’ve already broken up,

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they’ve broken up

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Well, this is real, this is a typical reaction of a

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friend to a dependent relationship, you’re

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sorting it out With your father, yes It should be, well,

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somehow it doesn’t get to the root of the

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evil there, it’s not 100% You even say it yourself

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You even directly Started

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because he looks like his father That is, you’ve already

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noticed this Well, what should we do? Well, it happened So

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what’s the foreman there Well, so

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that I understand that there is a problem Well,

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what should I do? Well,

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wait, we

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helped you Yes, it’s difficult to help such a person at all,

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yes Well I understand that

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there is a problem And what should I

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do, what should I do,

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work it out

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work it out, everything is like this and

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help solve everything already. In short, until you

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solve the problem with your father, and you have already

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emphasized the fact that clearly you and

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your ex-boyfriend are trying

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to solve the problem with your father if you don’t

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solve the problem with your father, then even if you’re

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done with this dude, finally you wo

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n’t rewrite anymore, you’ll find a

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new dude who will look like

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his father and you’ll have exactly the same

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relationship Well, thank you, you helped me,

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respect This is the approach Well we

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can damn it, I just felt you know

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when you are very when a person

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explains the way to you for a very long time and it’s

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not [ __ ] clear at all yes yes yes you are like that

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child’s names will really need to be

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changed, but the child’s name By the way, how do

00:18:11

we

00:18:13

change them by the way and the father-in-law

00:18:17

[laughter]

00:18:20

says the wife was pregnant and we

00:18:23

we started to carefully discuss the topic of what

00:18:25

we should name the child Sukut, by the way, the wife is here

00:18:30

Hello, both

00:18:33

the child and the father-in-law Well, they were choosing

00:18:36

some options there, other options, and I

00:18:39

said Well, let’s name it,

00:18:42

I had reasons to suggest this

00:18:45

name Which Well, that’s the name of my grandfather Well

00:18:49

and the wife did not warn any of the

00:18:50

relatives that we would call

00:18:52

him funny, that we should warn about this by

00:18:54

SMS From the Ministry of Emergency Situations we

00:18:57

named

00:18:59

him he was born All that means we met with

00:19:01

him and now he begins Well, maybe

00:19:03

we’ll call him

00:19:06

Robert, really Robert BN, you have an

00:19:10

aristocratic quarrel,

00:19:11

yes no

00:19:14

Robert was there Robert was Mark was

00:19:17

Vyacheslav Well, that is, he kind of

00:19:22

threw out a note, we insisted on our own and the Sun and

00:19:25

so he stopped

00:19:27

squeezing your option, your option Well,

00:19:30

no Probably if we had offered

00:19:31

Samvel wouldn’t have liked it either Well, too

00:19:34

roughly speaking we won’t

00:19:43

beeping That is, you say he’s like that

00:19:46

no Robert Yes, well, because look they

00:19:50

can tell you to call you understand Abi And

00:19:53

what nationality is your father-in-

00:19:55

law Russian And you’re probably Armenian I’m

00:20:00

Russian too, can’t you tell from me This is a

00:20:02

modest song

00:20:09

of the Shaman Well no, half Arnie pile that

00:20:12

your wife doesn’t correspond with him there.

00:20:15

Come on. Can we give you a microphone? What did I do

00:20:17

when I came out? I ask you

00:20:19

to tell the story, she’s like this. I just

00:20:21

said my name, well, in general, just everything for

00:20:24

pick-up. Well, there will generally be one huge peak. That’s

00:20:27

how we respond to your story let's

00:20:30

just leave the word

00:20:31

father-in-law so that you sit like father-in-law father-in-law father-in-law

00:20:34

and father-in-law Well, in short father-in-

00:20:38

law hello yes hello this is your father

00:20:43

I suggested to him several times I

00:20:46

suggested we meet well

00:20:48

meet That's the

00:20:51

problem I several times you're still

00:20:56

holding on to it Hello father-

00:20:59

in-law we will call our son whatever you

00:21:05

want And the problem then is not in the name of the

00:21:07

son, yes What can I call and say when I hear

00:21:10

my father-in-law If you don’t stop being offended

00:21:15

I will be all of you Well, yes, I think we urgently need to

00:21:20

give birth to three more children

00:21:27

and open this one so that Robert is

00:21:30

for everyone divide the three of them

00:21:34

Robert Yes, lay them out as children right at

00:21:37

the entrance like this, as part of an

00:21:40

apology as babies, lay out the word

00:21:44

Robert I think his father’s heart

00:21:47

will melt But there is a very critical lack of

00:21:50

communication with

00:21:52

him, well, that’s probably me. I’m worried

00:21:55

because m That’s how I am normally.

00:21:59

Maybe you got rid of it altogether an extra

00:22:01

person in this way So, well, he

00:22:04

shouldn’t be involved in any way at all. It’s

00:22:05

your family that has grown more and more. He

00:22:09

can’t influence decisions and

00:22:11

actions in any way. Well, the problem needs to be

00:22:14

understood by him, he will never understand it

00:22:17

because, well, parents are such people They in general, well,

00:22:19

as a rule, they are not flexible

00:22:22

as much as possible, especially

00:22:24

father-in-law, as far as my

00:22:26

reputation tells me, but I

00:22:30

know, there is a way to put a

00:22:32

person with boss syndrome in his place,

00:22:35

pay for him in a

00:22:38

cafe, I paid for him. Try, he doesn’t

00:22:42

give more information. I think we need to catch the

00:22:43

moment when he becomes it’s as

00:22:45

boring and offensive as possible that he is the only one in the

00:22:46

whole family who does not interact with his grandson, and

00:22:48

at this moment when he becomes

00:22:50

most offended, he himself will never come to you

00:22:51

in his life because he is

00:22:52

this type of person, so at this

00:22:54

moment you need to extend your hand to him and say

00:22:56

that like yes, [ __ ], we were wrong, we should

00:22:59

have been Robert Well, why change the child is

00:23:01

nine already, think about it Now he will grow up and

00:23:05

learn to speak like that and I don’t

00:23:07

like something about the father-in-law’s

00:23:09

name You are like that Yes, [ __ ], they just

00:23:13

call each other a man and a boy in the end

00:23:17

Hey man Hey boy Hello, this sounds

00:23:20

like good friends, man and boy. I

00:23:22

think that you helped me, thank you. We think so too.

00:23:46

the following Yes, the simple fact is that I

00:23:49

work in the same field in which

00:23:51

my father works, I moved away from him, this is a

00:23:54

sore subject. I can tell you more,

00:23:56

we need some kind of subscription for this, this is an

00:23:59

auction like already. Who can

00:24:02

tell me more about my father? I can in general,

00:24:05

tell everything about him Yes, the simple thing is

00:24:08

that I’m very afraid of losing everything

00:24:10

because he works in the same field where I do and

00:24:12

could make me feel bad, I’ll have to

00:24:14

go back to live with my parents in the house like I ca

00:24:16

n’t stand it

00:24:18

psychologically That’s But why - at the

00:24:20

same time, I’m satirizing myself and instead

00:24:23

of working now I

00:24:26

came here, for example, I began to often go to the

00:24:29

Stand-Up Club for [ __ ]

00:24:32

sabotage, no other way than just Usually I

00:24:35

worked like from 9 to 9 And now I started

00:24:38

going somewhere in the evenings Like

00:24:42

relaxing Yes but I’m like, Yes, but now I do

00:24:47

n’t have time to do as much work as

00:24:50

I need. As much as I need, I know how to

00:24:52

solve the problem,

00:24:54

take it out, never again,

00:24:58

and when it comes, say, go to

00:25:02

work, Thank you, you helped me,

00:25:08

let’s go here girls, I’m Marina,

00:25:11

I’m 26 and Yes, my the problem is that I'm

00:25:14

afraid that I won't be able to live my life

00:25:16

the way I want because I have no

00:25:19

idea where I'm going, how I'm

00:25:20

going to make money, I want a

00:25:22

big house, I'm like, I definitely don't want to

00:25:26

clean it up, I'm interested in traveling, in short,

00:25:28

it seems that this is all very expensive, I

00:25:30

recently looked at How much cars cost, it

00:25:32

seems like yes, yes, like I was sure that

00:25:35

it would all be somehow cheaper, I’m trying to

00:25:38

figure out how much it could cost and

00:25:39

how long it would take to

00:25:41

earn it there with some of my

00:25:42

standard salary or something Well, it’s clear

00:25:45

that my profession has some kind of limit and

00:25:47

like Who are you and I’m a dentist who Well, I’m

00:25:52

these neural networks I’m teaching all this

00:25:54

[ __ ] for her y’all Get off work

00:25:58

I still can’t understand your

00:26:01

profession When the [ __ ] appeared 2 months

00:26:04

ago No, you’ve been doing this your whole life

00:26:06

before. What did you do 5 years ago? Well, I studied

00:26:08

initially. Well, if it’s not funny. I

00:26:11

think that in your work you’ll be

00:26:12

the only one who can earn everything in this

00:26:15

room. Well, something doesn’t look like that, that is,

00:26:18

in 10 years only you will have the only

00:26:19

job here damn this question

00:26:22

ask the neural network really don’t look like

00:26:26

they already know everything right try to

00:26:28

live understand where you want to live I know

00:26:31

where I want to live Well in Europe It’s not very

00:26:34

cheap Well how much is your

00:26:36

salary now A

00:26:39

250 was when I recently quit my

00:26:42

job there were 250 until I quit

00:26:44

now zero I don’t know how I

00:26:48

can save up for a

00:26:51

house with such a salary and who chat fired five of you

00:26:55

No I’m a higher education institution myself Hello chat jip he’s like

00:26:58

that you’re

00:27:00

fired don’t

00:27:02

ask anything it seems like it’s not enough an

00:27:04

apartment in Moscow costs about an

00:27:06

average of 10 million, I need to work and

00:27:09

work and work just to

00:27:10

buy some kind of not very large

00:27:12

apartment, but I obviously want something

00:27:14

cooler, but to be honest, If you

00:27:16

have such goals and this is exactly your goal and

00:27:18

exactly your dream, this is how it is formulated,

00:27:19

most likely you

00:27:21

will be able to afford most of this in the first place. You

00:27:24

have. Well, that is, in any case, you

00:27:25

have a profession, you work. You already know.

00:27:27

Well, that is, you have skills, and

00:27:28

you also have a profession that really, well,

00:27:30

over time, you will definitely be

00:27:33

in demand now on the market when

00:27:34

you don’t have a job, you will definitely quickly find

00:27:35

another job and since you have already

00:27:37

formulated exactly what you

00:27:39

want Well, you will implement it all,

00:27:42

just give it time and remote - this is

00:27:44

an apartment not in Moscow, maybe yes, I

00:27:47

want a house like this and not in Moscow in Europe, you

00:27:51

can gradually implement it, you

00:27:53

can have a

00:27:55

garage for now,

00:28:00

well, and so on a little bit Oh well, I

00:28:04

hope that you helped me with

00:28:10

this Hello, my name is Kirill

00:28:13

19 years ago, having moved to Moscow, I

00:28:15

met a friend from my studies here and

00:28:19

she is very cheerful, she is very

00:28:21

charismatic, but it is impossible to communicate with her

00:28:23

on a close level because she is not SLT

00:28:25

and

00:28:26

understands normal Friendship, but at the same time

00:28:29

she is very charismatic and it is very

00:28:31

fun to spend time with her. Well for some time in

00:28:34

common company So every time we

00:28:36

quarrel with her and get back together again I don’t know

00:28:38

it’s some kind of

00:28:43

Asia you just sat in different parts of

00:28:48

the hall Come on, drop it now Come on

00:28:52

What do you mean she doesn’t understand how

00:28:57

we line up with her We walked a lot together And we

00:29:00

tried to get closer in terms of

00:29:04

Friendship If you

00:29:06

understand,

00:29:08

Zhda and she is a person in general who lives

00:29:11

in constant drive, she always

00:29:13

has some kind of extraordinary

00:29:16

situations and every time we meet with her,

00:29:19

she tells it all in

00:29:21

her very funny way manner and she has a

00:29:23

really busy life, but I wouldn’t

00:29:25

call her organized, but it’s very

00:29:29

she tells me the day before her birthday

00:29:30

And it’s my birthday, I’m

00:29:32

inviting you and she quickly gave me an idea for a

00:29:35

gift and during that day I traveled to different

00:29:37

ends Moscow because, well, I thought

00:29:39

that wow, we can now move on to a new

00:29:41

stage and become friends.

00:29:44

Okay, [ __ ], Lord. Who are you now, that

00:29:48

is, you’re not even in the friend

00:29:51

zone, you’re in some zone before

00:29:54

this

00:29:56

zone, like Let’s be friends. More precisely, you’re

00:29:59

like this. Come on. she's like that to be friends Listen, we

00:30:01

just know each other, you're just a good dude

00:30:05

whom I know, you know, I don't see you as a

00:30:08

friend, I know we're talking about friendship or about

00:30:10

friendship I don't know because every no

00:30:12

it's about friendship it's not it's not about friendship

00:30:17

Damn listen Maybe the problem is that that I’m

00:30:19

friends It’s not about friendship It’s not about friendship It’s not about

00:30:21

friendship It’s not about Friends And so it’s not about

00:30:23

friendship It’s not about friendship [ __ ], I don’t

00:30:26

understand you’re not talking about friendship It

00:30:30

means it’s about friendship Like, in

00:30:32

short, so are you planning to [ __ ] or not

00:30:34

no and in general, during this day I traveled to

00:30:38

different parts of Moscow and collected this gift for her.

00:30:40

I was present at her

00:30:43

birthday. I didn’t spoil it. I behaved

00:30:45

very

00:30:47

cool. You say that as if you

00:30:50

doubted yourself very much.

00:30:54

I literally ruined a couple of birthdays, it’s

00:30:56

not just that I know that I can do it,

00:30:59

but this happens by accident, a lytic way

00:31:03

out to

00:31:06

us, in general, I gave her a gift. What kind of

00:31:09

gift was it, honestly,

00:31:13

no, I didn’t specifically want to go into

00:31:16

details because it was an

00:31:17

abstract take, I gave her mask

00:31:21

keychain From a sex shop is the main gift She

00:31:24

asked for herself No, let's talk about the not the

00:31:25

main one, let's agree

00:31:28

that it's in short a mask keychain or lubricant

00:31:31

keychain mask keychain from a sex shop these are

00:31:34

different [ __ ] things I'm alone it's like a sofa

00:31:37

bed How does one mean with a dash

00:31:40

everything that's with one everything what is it

00:31:42

through the dash mask keychain from the

00:31:45

sex shop all through tere on Walbury

00:31:48

You bring this one thing together Well, just a week before

00:31:52

her birthday we were walking along Trubnaya and

00:31:54

she decided to joke about going into the sex shop

00:31:57

together with

00:31:58

But with me I really like how

00:32:01

he admires her feeling humor, she is

00:32:04

so cheerful She tells such funny stories

00:32:06

with her charisma, just

00:32:08

listen What happened next

00:32:15

and In short, here you can say the name of the

00:32:19

intimate

00:32:22

organs Depending on what

00:32:26

organs are in the

00:32:28

Swat at the

00:32:31

cameras e

00:32:33

cameras, what can you

00:32:37

say in short, she takes me by the arm

00:32:40

and says We are with you now let's have a laugh, we

00:32:41

go to a sesh on Trubnaya She says

00:32:44

the consultant holding my arm,

00:32:46

my mother and I decided to try something

00:32:48

new, vaginal

00:32:52

sex she feels like she

00:32:56

does everything like without laughing, she

00:32:58

constantly gives out such nonsense like in front of the

00:33:00

teachers in front of everyone and Yes, and we are

00:33:03

approaching kase just well and she’s like

00:33:05

Damn cool keychain I have such a dr

00:33:08

Soon I’m like Okay well and there’s a keychain in the

00:33:10

form of this mask Play fight type

00:33:13

leather I’m like Well okay how is it that this is a

00:33:15

real keychain this is a keychain from a sex shop I’m

00:33:18

here I am here I bought a keychain for you in a sex shop

00:33:25

and she’s like this and why should I [ __ ] put it in my

00:33:28

ass so that I

00:33:30

could

00:33:32

pull the keychain out of the sex shop by the ring like that? Well, there was

00:33:36

enough money for that, there

00:33:39

were postcards at the checkout for my best

00:33:43

friend, she asked me to buy them

00:33:45

she had an Industrial jewelry for her piercing.

00:33:47

I don’t know what it’s called,

00:33:49

but it’s also for piercing. I bought a huge

00:33:53

dick and I gave her some strange

00:33:57

type of toy from a second-hand store in the shape of a

00:34:00

guinea pig, but I felt very funny

00:34:02

because she didn’t care. looks like she's about 15 years old She's all

00:34:05

ragged and scary, I say it's

00:34:07

you and he thinks that by giving a keychain from a

00:34:10

sex shop a pig and he will say that it's you It's

00:34:13

not going to ruin the birthday He comes out

00:34:16

like that Well, it seems like everything is [ __ ]

00:34:18

up that I bought a keychain there, a

00:34:21

skinned scary pig I bought So yeah how in

00:34:24

the end did you realize that she didn’t want to be

00:34:26

friends with you, how did you propose to her, just

00:34:28

2 weeks after her birthday it was

00:34:30

my birthday, she knew the date clearly,

00:34:32

that is, and she immediately almost said I’ll

00:34:35

congratulate you. I already came up with the idea for you. Here’s a

00:34:37

sex shop keychain Here's a pig It's me

00:34:41

and she knew the date for my birthday,

00:34:44

that is, they even congratulated me in

00:34:46

our group chat, she didn't congratulate me

00:34:49

on gruni Well, it's a secret But it's not a secret

00:34:53

In short, she didn't congratulate me at all and

00:34:55

then she didn't have

00:35:01

a marathon That's it it’s that it’s just a

00:35:07

man

00:35:09

marathon decided with a guy to try

00:35:11

oral

00:35:13

sex on his own Yes and just on his own Yes, well, how

00:35:19

would

00:35:20

she use some

00:35:23

things and not go to couples in short and for this

00:35:26

Gary she began to blame me for the fact that

00:35:30

she didn’t like anything, not a gift

00:35:32

not the way I feel about her And in general, in short,

00:35:34

and she doesn’t like the direction where she

00:35:36

studies and she’s become not

00:35:39

funny Well, she actually blamed everything on you

00:35:42

in this frenzy And in general, have you even

00:35:47

seen what the [ __ ] weather is like outside Well,

00:35:50

every time we’re with her we get back together and

00:35:52

make up, pretending that we didn’t have

00:35:54

this quarrel because we just have

00:35:56

fun spending time together, but

00:35:58

it’s already starting to soar for me, I don’t know how to

00:36:00

put an end to our

00:36:02

relationship because well, I already

00:36:04

understood with my head that with her Friendship

00:36:05

is impossible, there are different types of Friendship like

00:36:07

there are friends with whom you

00:36:09

constantly communicate there, and there are

00:36:11

friends who Well, you

00:36:14

met, you had a blast, then you didn’t

00:36:16

correspond there for a month, then you

00:36:18

met again, well, she just doesn’t

00:36:20

listen to you in conversations, she understands what she’s talking about

00:36:22

you say, I understand that you want

00:36:23

to build closer communication with her, but

00:36:25

you can’t, I just, well, there

00:36:28

’s just a huge plus of friendship,

00:36:29

unlike relationships, there are more sides to

00:36:32

Friendship, there are more ways to interact.

00:36:34

Friendship is not monogamous, well, that is, you

00:36:36

can find yourself a person of a friend with

00:36:38

whom you will have the

00:36:39

intimacy that you need and

00:36:41

just get high and get excited with her. I don’t believe that

00:36:43

he wants to be friends with her. I think he wants to

00:36:47

[ __ ] her hard and these two people agree with me.

00:36:53

Yes, there is such a thing

00:36:55

that

00:36:57

you already how old is No I’m just

00:37:00

having fun with her Well because Yaya No I can No

00:37:04

she’s beautiful yes she looks like a

00:37:06

skinned

00:37:08

sea pig Why aren’t you happy with a

00:37:11

friendly relationship with her like well

00:37:13

she called you once a month

00:37:16

to hang out

00:37:20

[music]

00:37:26

I say like well I’m trying to

00:37:28

react unemotionally and adequately to this, like damn,

00:37:31

well, it’s like, here are the screenshots, I’m showing you what you’re talking about, I’m just

00:37:33

silently throwing off the screenshots

00:37:36

Yes, I’m silently throwing off the screenshots,

00:37:38

showing that you’re now [ __ ] contradicting yourself

00:37:42

I’m all for the screenshots No, you’re just

00:37:47

telling her back like, what doesn’t suit you?

00:37:49

Yes, I say, pronouncing it doesn’t suit you, and

00:37:53

well, she answered this in the world of 8 billion Well,

00:37:55

like people, as it were, although I had a very

00:37:58

simple request, just at least listen to

00:38:00

me in response sometimes. Maybe it’s worth

00:38:02

approaching. A little off-the-cuff or something. why

00:38:04

approach her like this Listen, we

00:38:05

can’t build a friendship Maybe somehow

00:38:07

you can from Well, disguise yours, these

00:38:13

disguise your zeal to build

00:38:15

friendship I honestly didn’t understand I

00:38:19

honestly didn’t understand I want to be

00:38:25

friends I didn’t understand Are we friends or

00:38:27

not I’m just in shock I’m sitting and don’t

00:38:30

understand your take at all Honestly, no Well, I

00:38:34

mean, you know, somehow, like, don’t talk about it at all, do

00:38:36

n’t discuss relationships with her

00:38:38

like Friendship, you don’t hear me,

00:38:40

but just hang out with her for a

00:38:43

while, we hung out But this it doesn’t

00:38:45

lead to anything, that is, we, and friendship does

00:38:48

n’t lead to anything, dude, you’re just hanging out

00:38:51

and at some point one of you

00:38:55

dies,

00:38:58

or together if you were

00:39:01

driving a car and it’s smoked while

00:39:06

driving, damn it really Well, you Here

00:39:09

we are describing her. Well, we don’t know her, but

00:39:11

in general this seems to be very common in

00:39:13

adolescence and sometimes it

00:39:15

drags on; a person tries on

00:39:17

some image from a movie, she seems to

00:39:19

behave like a girl like from the

00:39:20

movie This is a tomboy who is not

00:39:22

quite because in general, that is,

00:39:25

when I first met her, she has

00:39:28

absolutely her own language

00:39:30

of communication,

00:39:33

and we go into a sex shop and she’s so

00:39:37

ba Yes, and I was just very interested in

00:39:40

how to go deeper into this one. Yes, it’s

00:39:42

like he’s been doing this all along describes

00:39:44

this Scott Pilgrim against everyone, yes, yes, as

00:39:47

if he fell in love with some kind of woman, she was more

00:39:49

interesting than the main character there,

00:39:52

yes, she’s like a scam in front of everyone, only she’s

00:39:55

even cooler than that girl BN, in short, it

00:39:57

really seems like she’s behaving a little

00:39:58

artificially as a character and you

00:40:00

’ve bought into it And you also behave like the

00:40:02

outcome Pilgrim against everyone It’s just that with me

00:40:05

you need to defeat all her exes and

00:40:06

then you can make friends with all her

00:40:08

ex-

00:40:10

friends and she’s friends with a lot of people Well in

00:40:13

a group like yours Well me would be very

00:40:16

offended If she's friends with someone other than me

00:40:19

damn it's not this dude who really likes to be

00:40:23

friends He's just so nice for Druzh

00:40:33

Bim that is, the Slavic

00:40:39

Bimk is extraordinary, that is, she is very

00:40:42

well-groomed She looks like a girl Well, that

00:40:44

is, there is S Patrikov, but at the same time she

00:40:47

[ __ ] up, can we say

00:40:55

swear words? It’s

00:40:59

awesome that we purposely put everything with our

00:41:02

backs so as not to show

00:41:04

people, well, you understand, yes What am I

00:41:08

talking about, to be honest [ __ ] at all

00:41:11

No Well, plus or minus, in fact, I

00:41:14

tried to keep it at the level of these

00:41:16

types of friends in common

00:41:18

spaces where- then they can have fun together there,

00:41:20

sometimes they can drink beer in the cinema Well,

00:41:23

damn guys, I want to already be Friend

00:41:32

Leopold the Cat

00:41:37

[music]

00:41:42

[ __ ] [ __ ] this is

00:41:48

legendary well, in general The point is that it doesn’t give

00:41:51

that empathy and doesn’t want to give it

00:41:53

But I don’t want just friendship and I don’t

00:41:55

know, well, it’s normal to separate

00:41:59

because I really never

00:42:00

thought that you were a bad friend. Well, that is,

00:42:02

no, well, I really didn’t think that

00:42:05

you were a bad friend. She was like that from the beginning,

00:42:06

she’s always been like that, she always had

00:42:08

periods She was always eccentric, she

00:42:10

always behaved like that, you know him Yes,

00:42:14

as soon as he said Slavic Bimbo, I

00:42:16

immediately understood who he was talking about, but the name and the

00:42:20

Slavic Bimba, Vera, this is a

00:42:23

type of Slavic Bim is definitely not a Bimba,

00:42:26

he said definitely not a

00:42:28

Bimba, this is Slavic

00:42:33

[music]

00:42:34

bomb I'm Slavic

00:42:39

bi you're not expecting something all the time,

00:42:41

she has to react somehow all the time

00:42:43

and you still want to leave her And

00:42:45

she's a bad friend in all this Well, that is,

00:42:48

Vera and I are different and we just set up

00:42:50

each other I know that Vera is

00:42:55

there. That is, I don’t know from Vera how I know a

00:42:58

lot of other friends.

00:43:00

It’s very nice, yes, a lot of friends, that’s

00:43:03

absolutely normal. We communicate. I

00:43:05

understand this perfectly well, that’s why I

00:43:07

’m asking you, how can I

00:43:09

separate normally? I don’t need to separate. Well, why?

00:43:11

Well, why aren’t you satisfied? Well,

00:43:14

like, what kind of desire is there for being on

00:43:17

some specific level because

00:43:20

she starts having some kind of rush in my

00:43:22

direction from time to time? Well, that is, she

00:43:24

starts in some different states

00:43:26

like talking nonsense, it won’t always matter

00:43:30

until you finish studying, he

00:43:32

will always be in U. This will always be nonsense for now,

00:43:35

let’s just look at it specifically Well,

00:43:36

like, the most common complaint that

00:43:38

she makes to you is that she doesn’t

00:43:40

like that she lives in

00:43:43

Russia like Guys, what and what can I do with

00:43:47

this She doesn’t like the institute.

00:43:51

What can I do about this? Well, that is, you don’t

00:43:52

like the fact that she tells you

00:43:54

some of her problems, like No, I like it,

00:43:56

but only she tells it with an emphasis

00:43:59

that Well, since you study at this

00:44:01

faculty, that is, Well, you just like what

00:44:04

kind of normal person is knocked out, this is the

00:44:05

faculty, the faculty, what are you

00:44:07

doing advertising? Well, she says,

00:44:09

like, you’re not a normal person, I say,

00:44:11

we’re in the same faculty, she’s like,

00:44:12

well, I don’t give a [ __ ] because I’m leaving the tower soon

00:44:14

And you’re crazy, I say, and you

00:44:15

where is the tower for advertising And you tried

00:44:18

not to communicate with her at all for some time, you tried she comes

00:44:21

back, she

00:44:23

comes back herself starts sending me memes

00:44:25

and you just

00:44:30

can’t resist Yes, I’m

00:44:34

just the opposite, I’m trying not to be an

00:44:35

abusive friend, not to demand Well, I I just

00:44:37

realized that there’s no point in

00:44:39

demanding torture. And you said in the end

00:44:40

like, Listen, maybe we don’t need to

00:44:42

communicate then if things aren’t

00:44:43

going well between us. Yes, I said, but she’s like

00:44:46

Okay and then she drops the

00:44:49

memes again. how do you, after memes, immediately

00:44:51

switch to Let's be friends Well, we

00:44:54

threw it there about on I dropped the meme I dropped

00:44:57

the meme then we went to drink beer at the cinema

00:45:00

This is the moment to drink beer at the cinema and

00:45:02

that's it, let's be friends no how did you agree

00:45:05

to drink beer at the cinema she me She

00:45:08

called me herself and that’s the funny thing is that

00:45:10

she initiates almost everything herself well Why do

00:45:12

n’t you refuse because I think that

00:45:15

we can be

00:45:17

friends and every time she just hits

00:45:20

me on the nose And like that I’m flying to Bangkok for

00:45:23

2 weeks I’ll bring you what to be

00:45:26

friends with someone there to be friends with

00:45:27

someone And in the end she doesn’t

00:45:29

bring anything, doesn’t write then And then after another

00:45:31

4 weeks she drops memes at the same time, but if

00:45:35

you say that she really doesn’t

00:45:36

listen to you, doesn’t care about your

00:45:38

problems, she scored your [ __ ] birthday

00:45:40

I promised you a gift Well, from Bangkok

00:45:42

and you are not satisfied with this, this is absolutely

00:45:45

Well, how would it be normal to translate it really is

00:45:47

a person if you have some

00:45:49

shelves in your head, it turns out they are there,

00:45:51

so translate into the category like a good

00:45:54

acquaintance, a good friend with whom you

00:45:56

live system like Dada no no If

00:46:00

we managed to hang out laugh

00:46:02

throw memes cool no [ __ ] you

00:46:08

[applause]

00:46:10

[ __ ] off

00:46:12

Thank you but most likely this is

00:46:14

really a person who cannot

00:46:16

become your friend because there is a

00:46:17

feeling that she is like chaos And you are anxious and

00:46:22

orderly you need I didn’t

00:46:24

leave my bag on the chair,

00:46:29

it’s really about control about the aircraft, calling it by

00:46:31

its proper name and Well, I

00:46:34

didn’t leave my bag there; there’s already a man sitting there,

00:46:35

so Well, what if I

00:46:40

left it there, the man wouldn’t be sitting there, it

00:46:43

wouldn’t be there If only you had bags for him Listen, you

00:46:48

sir, I think that’s the point,

00:46:51

I’m still telling you here, they stole my bag there

00:46:54

in the center of Moscow,

00:46:58

[ __ ], and in short, when investing in a

00:47:01

relationship with her, invest exactly as much

00:47:03

as you want, as much as you feel

00:47:05

comfortable and don’t try any more there

00:47:07

for the sake of her more than don’t think that she

00:47:10

will appreciate it, she won’t

00:47:12

appreciate it You said everything exactly to the point

00:47:19

and you don’t want to make friends with

00:47:22

him, you’re saying everything to the point Come on,

00:47:26

by the way, it seems that if we

00:47:28

met when I was also 19, we

00:47:30

would most likely if we could become good friends we

00:47:31

could really again

00:47:35

buddy Yes, that's all, thank you

00:47:38

[applause]

00:47:42

therapy all the time turned out to be [ __ ] we

00:47:44

can't stand you anymore to be honest

00:47:47

it was suffocating Yes

00:47:49

piz and we found out what happened to Kirill

00:47:54

so that's it The show is

00:47:58

over Thank you very much for

00:48:01

that thank you thank you everyone it was

00:48:04

[applause]

00:48:06

great

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