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rain and livestock, so they
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hung him on the tree, well, on New Year's Eve,
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anything happens,
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sooner or later, the holidays are
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over, so imagine on January 10,
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one of the spontaneous markets of the city
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[applause]
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good afternoon Valery, if I'm not mistaken, you do
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n't remember me, I'm Edward Sergeevich
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bought acceptance from you before the New Year
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at this very place, I sold one and a half
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thousand Christmas trees to all buyers, I must
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remember, but remember, I bought everything on
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December 31 at about eleven in the evening, to
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be precise at 20:30 2
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you were still very cold then, so it’s you
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meticulous idiot who asked for a
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bunch of people, not really an idiot, the one who didn’t
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ask for a receipt, I asked for a
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doubly saved idiot, wanted to see it, or
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today is January 10th,
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and I bought a Christmas tree from you on December 31st, and in
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accordance with the law on consumer rights,
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I can return the goods within 14 days. I
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didn’t understand at all
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in other words, I have a return son,
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please come here, thank heavens, are
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you serious,
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are you serious, what kind of return where did you see the
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fur coat, the Christmas trees objected to the fact that it’s
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not where, that’s why I decided to create a
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precedent
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at the end of the same prince, the ideal is new, you
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will end up with holes new The return period has expired for a year,
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so here's the product, here's the
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receipt, please return the money if it
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went like this, otherwise I'll tell you this to the face of
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the yacht, I was selling no waste without needles, but a
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normal Christmas tree, otherwise there are no needles, why
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why are there no needles, there are needles, well
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done son, he brought it intact and for the safety of
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all the dads here, I counted here all
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thirty-four thousand seven hundred
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and thirteen pieces, count them three times,
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well done, prices, convince, and the responsible
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boy, three times, counted everything in the father, and the
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father, by the way, is an idiot, apple, okay,
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the idiots, we will formalize the
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check, we have formalized, let's get out of here, let's go, he, I
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foresaw this situation so I gave you a
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copy of the cheat, the
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original was left with me, I
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thought you could just have the original, well, no,
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no, of course not, I’m
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an idiot,
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I hope this is the original, when exactly you’re
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even important, everything has been formalized,
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wash it off, let’s just see this
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situation, that’s why I have it here on my phone a
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check in electronic form
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certified by a notary to assure I
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find Kira [ __ ], okay,
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let's draw up
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new higher ones, you won't tear it up, rusha [ __ ],
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our phone number don't worry, everything will be
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fine, it was
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issued by Yezhova, just bot, yes, there is one
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question, son, you wrote everything down, everything was written down
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as you asked in full HD quality
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he came, idiot Vidura, but what
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he wrote down, he didn’t write down, but
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documented the offense,
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this is a turd, this right is violated,
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so I foresaw this situation and
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called the police in advance, let’s talk
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about I wish
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the inspector of the morality police, but not in the sense of the
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morality police, in the sense of morals,
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my surname is like that and my
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face you know and I’ll call the police not
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but yesterday no
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where did I go there yesterday
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and who are the police we developed the police they have
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so many morality police
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well I don’t mean it’s useful in case we
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bought this Christmas tree here yes this is a good one
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when it costs 400 60 hryvnia
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good who has it I remembered your
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wife’s face, she also bought a Christmas tree on sale for 600, another
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idiot sold it to me on sale for 600, it’s
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more expensive, and that’s all, I just sold the tree
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and I won’t write you a pine tree, the amount is
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Sasha or
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members, so what is the essence of the conflict, you see,
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we want 1, but give give him a Christmas tree and he
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stubbornly refuses to make a return porn
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debauchery so this is my profile I’m an inspector of the
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morality police
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but they are debauchery and the return is just about
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mouth-to-mouth so this is not a return this is
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debauchery I say I’m a police inspector of
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fights he said just about - that's about it, and now a
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second about
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just new hats they gave out at work,
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very tight, I haven’t heard half of the words
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yet, in general, it’s standing quietly, why are you so
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loud, well, a little bit, yes, look, by the way,
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you
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bought a Christmas tree from him before the New
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Year.
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Now we want to return it and take the
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money back, but what can we do, of course,
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[ __ ] a
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second now, Alla
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Tanyukh, listen, I took the tree out to the trash bin,
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can you please go there and
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take it back home,
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I’ll give you all the songs later, come on, yes, that means
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Rita return the tree, let’s conduct an
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investigative experiment
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he broke my phone, he realized there is still
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no phone, but I have a phone
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now for a second showing how he broke it,
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let’s not drag out the investigative extreme,
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well, he took it, swung it in a big way, and so he
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threw it like that, a new one on it, it’s
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so strong, everything is strange to him, at least I wish you could give me the
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dates and you're already in the trash, what does
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our tree look like, but what does it look like, well, with
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branches without needles, they're all like that, and
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how many of them are there? 8, in short, take everything you
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have and let's blow on the elements of the measure,
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I understand, come on, in short, comrades, let's
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end this circus this farce,
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I didn’t sell anything to anyone, I
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saw it for the first time, but again it’s a lie and
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confirmation of my theses, I have
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video proof, pay attention,
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look, hello, my name is
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Eduard Sergeevich,
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and in just two and a half hours
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I finally chose a New Year tree,
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look what it’s like beautiful lyre
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[music]
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[music]
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see how the game is good at below 400
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chicanes it's these idiots from there you don't
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mind I'll count not the fire
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200 200 20-20-20 400 463 by myself who in a
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second but there is and vice versa let's get off the
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feet of the palace 2020 200 actions also 460 to
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receive and if interspersed let's
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try 20 223 you shot us down just
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asking him not to shoot down the one called
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in 22nd place 60 my tanyuha came
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in a second throw Tanya and yes and yes I will
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explain everything to you later now I'm sorry I'm
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free I'm I also want to make a return the
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usual urban return of success no
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niche no hard 5 minutes ago I ate a
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chick no but there are witnesses guys can
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you have a second fire
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23
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[music]
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[applause]

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Новогодний Вечерний Квартал 2021: Рано или поздно праздники заканчиваются - Дотошный покупатель решил вернуть новогоднюю ёлку на рынок 10 января "Вечерний Квартал" - все номера https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYo71m17oVM&list=PL58H4uS5fMRyPEExBJxqluFIbdUk1O6i- Дата эфира: 31 декабря 2020 Подписывайся и не пропусти новые выпуски Квартал 95 http://95.pm/kvartal95 "Вечерний квартал" полные выпуски https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf3Y6OhjvGM&list=PL58H4uS5fMRzV7nPb-plAadLKf5uA6wu3 Improv Live Show 2019, все выпуски https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZNQNYzOeHs&list=PL58H4uS5fMRxy85mJOWk4nJAijlHe92f9 ГудНайтШоу https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--z7d4UnqW8&list=PL58H4uS5fMRxg4saMZ1FQ91xJ9JFSB8rK Женский Квартал - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YMxu7n9fpU&list=PLL9jC0Fs2ExnaSJfqlvokriRfJZKKrG5E Лига Смеха 2020 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfa1PiHE2Gs&list=PLP8qlV2aurYoIx8dQUAmsv24U6aLp4lXY Кубок Президента Лиги Смеха 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25DrrqHBEv0&list=PLP8qlV2aurYrLFcKxNXc-v4HTCHZklQkO Рассмеши Комика 2020 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP2OEIU3WLk&list=PLVgj_ENHZ-jXKR_43zN8vn1Wpqd-vZJnD Наш Сайт : http://kvartal95.com Соц. сети: Квартал 95 https://www.instagram.com/kvartal95official https://www.facebook.com/kvartal95 #новогодний #вечерний #квартал #квартал95 #новыйгод #юмор #приколы #смех #смешныеситуации #смешныевидео Контент перероблений для міжнародного використання

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