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- We continue the final issue of the week, and from the news of the special operation
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in Ukraine, we are moving on to the news of the special reactivation in Russia...
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As we reported earlier, our wise military command decided
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to reactivate the T-54 tanks to send them to the NVO zone. And really,
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why create something new if there is a bunch of something old. And as you can see, already
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several echelons with such ... - “heaps” are heading to Ukraine.
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Moreover, to help them, it was decided to reopen the legendary T-34 tanks as well ...
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our own correspondent German Lupoglazov will tell us about this.
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- Now, guys, I'll spend a couple of minutes on this fucking reportage and then you can start dismantling this junk ...
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- Herman, you're on the air! - Good afternoon, Studio! ... I am now in the central square,
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where they have just completed the reopening of this Handsome,
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a miracle of domestic tank building, which has no analogues in the world, the legendary T-34.
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- Great news... Tell us, how was the process of reactivation of this future "Abrams Destroyer" going?
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- Everything went quite simply ... To begin with, our specialists had to
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stir up the nest of a titmouse, which settled in the muzzle of the tank ...
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Well, you know, as in that saying, “Better a crane in the sky than a tit in the muzzle" ...
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Then I had to rip off the tank 3 layers of armor… the fact is that it turned out to be not armor,
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but pigeon droppings, which for 10 years were simply painted over with green paint
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8 years… - And what was the difficulty?
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- Due to local corruption, he somehow managed to privatize this Zhilploshad ... You
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know, here again, as in that saying, "Better a tit in the barrel than a bum in the tower."
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- So in the end, the homeless person was evicted or not?
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- Unfortunately, no, the law is on his side... But he was immediately handed a summons and now he is
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automatically part of the future crew of this tank...
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which will very soon be able to strike down any enemy not only with its shells,
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but also with a terrible smell from the tower. Believe me, I smelled what I'm talking about ...
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- It's clear, Herman! Tell us, what is the technical condition of this future Leopard Killer?
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- Excellent condition! In terms of its speed characteristics, this tank is in no way inferior
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to Western armored vehicles. He can stand still with the same speed
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as the vaunted Leopards or Abrams.
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Moreover, it can stand in one place much longer than its Western counterparts.
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Which, in fact, was proved by this exhibit, which stood here
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on a pedestal for more than 70 years with dignity ... Show me at least one Abrams
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that could boast of such SLUDGE ...
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- Tell me, is there any modernization of this Challenger Crusher planned?
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- Of course ... Without fail. First of all, for the comfort of the crew,
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modern modernized handmade wooden stools
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with soft pads will be installed in the tank ... and to make the crew feel at home,
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wallpaper will be pasted inside the tank like they do at home.
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- No, no, I mean the modernization of weapons ... - Of course ... The tank will be modernized
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with the latest technology ... more specifically,
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TWO Tsar Cannons will be welded to the tower of this handsome man, which will significantly increase the rate of fire and reduce the cost
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of manufacturing modern shells ... - Herman, do I understand correctly
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that in the near future we have plans to reactivate earlier weapons as well?
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- Absolutely right... For the Tsar Cannons, 3 core-storage facilities
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from the times of the Russian-Turkish war have already been reactivated... Moreover, all the historical museums of our country
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have been put on high alert. As they say, everything for the front,
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everything for victory! It is for this that the Mortars, which showed themselves well during the Battle of Poltava,
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will be reactivated in the near future ...
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about 200 thousand muskets from the time of the Battle of Borodino will also be reactivated ...
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and, of course, our most formidable weapon - namely the Halberds from the time of Tsar Ivan the Terrible ...
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- And the last question: will our military leaders be able to take advantage of such
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a significant superiority in such weapons?
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- To be honest, I'm not sure ... Therefore, our wise command made
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a historic decision to reopen the monuments to Zhukov and Kutuzov throughout the country ...
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and send them personally to lead a special operation in Ukraine. … Studio?!
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- Thank you, Herman... As you can see, we have something to cheer up..., sorry, something to surprise the whole
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civilized world... And we haven't reactivated "fistfights" yet...

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Недавно в одном из эфиров Соловьёва обсуждался вопрос расконсервации танков Т-54. Его собеседник заявил, что кроме Т-54, если понадобится, то снимут ещё с постаментов и Т-34, из которых смогут укомплектовать бронетанковую дивизию 😁 и при этом добавил, что шутки на эту тему неуместны 😄 Оригинальное видео можно посмотреть тут: https://youtu.be/ckEUxKKYbjM В общем, друзья, небольшой новостной сюжет на тему расконсервации тех самых Т-34 с постаментов ☺️ Сміємось - отже не здаємось ✊ Дякую співавторам за допомогу 👍 Становитесь спонсором этого канала и получайте доступ к эксклюзивным бонусам. Детальнее: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwDF_86MbmsQp7cBtgIflJg/join #Українапереможе #ЮрийВеликий #пародия #ключевоесловоВеликий #юмор #ЮрійВеликий #гумор #пародія #сміємосьотженездаємось #расконсервация #Т34

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