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00:00:16
Well, now I’ll tell you
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when to move freedom for growth from
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they decided that they need to shake it
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where it’s hidden, but start with which one it doesn’t
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inject until it’s pinned down to smoke,
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let him say to puff, I’ll lay out everything for you, the
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debtors, a bucket Lima stock, he scored a joint, I’ll
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reveal the secret of the buzz, they ask
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where the UN is and incomprehensible things
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and their children
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with artifacts lying right under their feet,
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bought and now the sky has gone and run
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and there is nothing newer,
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so he waved his hand, everyone is laughing, it’s clear that
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somehow a brick fell from a chimney at a bar,
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and someone was hurt,
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people are worried, they feel like the
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guy was unlucky with a brick on the head and
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then they took a closer look, it was a
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zombie like a [ __ ], they found them even more
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worried and started to worry, well, there must be zombies
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already and there’s nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar
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in the end and the message is that
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I’m not here for the cabaret
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and no one’s words of kindness won’t say
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attention, you give it twice more,
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somehow they brought one of the puppies to the zone
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to show something like some things and
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surprised some, outraged
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and some things were stolen from him about
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understanding what is enough you don’t
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hide anywhere that we Oganezova home
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coverage if there was always such a traffic jam to
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appear
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that
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to interrogate food somehow a chaser to a seasoned
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stalker boo
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means you admit that you
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tried to leave the
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area of ​​checkpoint 12 while intoxicated and had with you
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items prohibited from being taken outside of it, that’s why for the third hour,
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who should they sit under, oh my, that’s all I say and I admit commander
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I admit everything, those crosses would be sober,
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I wouldn’t have run over you freaks with a mosquito in my life, I would
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have been flo
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and then
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Russia is like this for you now I will
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be
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in Russian
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[music]
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you [
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music]
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musicality and also that
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healthy
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day for the cat under the tail is rolling,
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not swag, I have no welding,
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a little off topic, but I remembered hanging on the
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wall of the bar, announcements
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for me of the day, stalker organizes for going into the
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depths of the zone to hunt monsters and
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search for artifacts, a gathering of all stalkers,
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fans of this business, is assigned to 630 of
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this business, take it with you to 2 liters
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newer nothing years old
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always
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shoot the
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bass or tone nowadays it’s crap but that’s what I
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once heard a
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brick fell down at a bar once a pipe is
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sewn on feels wow how
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unlucky the guy was hit with a
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brick on the head and then they took a closer look
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[ __ ] broad it’s a zombie how they recovered from the shock
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even more They started to worry, well, it
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must be that there are already zombies and there’s
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nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar, damn it, it’s
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not funny to drink like hunting
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their kvass is now cold, what a mistake there were to
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eat, there’s nothing good, but there’s no
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joke, two stalkers in the bar
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already drank themselves well and discuss everyone
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around the laziest are military
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stalkers at the very cordon they rob
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took away the swag and the same one 100 meters later
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sold it to Sidorovich
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you are wrong the laziest are the traders I
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know one so he specially
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gets up early so as
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not to do anything for a long time or it’s funny,
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well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
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once a brick from a pipe fell at a bar,
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and someone was hurt,
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people are worried, they sympathize with how
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unlucky the guy was with a brick on the head, and
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then they took a closer look at the [ __ ] woman, it’s like a
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zombie, as if from shock, they moved away even more and
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began to worry, well Well, there must be zombies
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already and there’s nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar,
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damn it’s funny to me, he
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waved his hand, everyone is laughing, it’s clear that the
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controller is teaching a blind dog all sorts of
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things on his hind legs, there to walk around
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pretending to be dead, things are going a little slowly and there’s a
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zombie standing next to you and making fun
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of you, you have nothing it will turn out to be [ __ ], you'll suffer,
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and the controller wagged his finger at him and
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answered, hear stalker, shut up, yes, you did
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n't immediately learn to bring me slippers,
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nothing newer years, that's
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how sad everything is, you
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should have seated your palm like that for
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tomorrow, it'll probably fall apart,
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I remembered that
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two stalkers are sitting on the shore of the lake
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one or the other is talking about radiation, I’ll
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tell you what, he’s driving like I don’t know who’s been
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traveling for five years now, the wool has been constantly changing, I
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haven’t noticed any changes, what do
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you think, yes, it’s definitely [ __ ], although on the
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other hand, the scales have been
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itching more and more often lately Allen, it’s not funny, it’s
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not a worm
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raspberry let’s break through, it’s not in vain that I’m here, I’m
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smoking the sky,
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me and my friends will break through,
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and
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then I remembered you stuck a stalker on a
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tree swag, and one evening I decided to
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check how everything was intact,
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well, there must be someone sitting there rustling
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bare feet hanging stalker sneaks up and
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the DAC of the one sitting on the tree is sitting tightly
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between the legs and sternly then stab the bastard who
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is from which group in response there is
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silence but the stalker pressed even harder
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someone who is asking again he is silent
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but got angry the stalker squeezed so that it’s
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right on my hand is running, I hear the bastard,
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I’m about to tear everything off, answer who
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it is quickly, and from above there’s such a warm,
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weak voice, the controller, I
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and what a silent bastard you’ll finish your drink, dumb, it’s not
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funny, you
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should have planted your palm like that, it’ll
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probably hurt tomorrow,
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and sausages and loaves are now
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making crap, all the musical stuff pause
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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close mentally a musician from you still
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knows this who
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meets the stalker of his old friend and
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that dented black eye
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looks like
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I’m with you and damn they attacked and beat me and
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took the money, then I remember them at least
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why remember the wife the floor
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yes,
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but here’s what I once heard:
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once a brick from a chimney fell at a bar,
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and someone was hit,
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people are worried, they feel how
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unlucky the guy was hit in the
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head with a brick, and then they took a closer look, [ __ ] up,
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it’s like a zombie the juice
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went away, they started to worry even more, well, it
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must be zombies have already spread and there’s
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nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar, there’s nothing newer to
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eat, there’s nothing good to eat, who
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knows, who once
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decided that scientists decided to conduct field
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tests of a new medicine, and so they
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hired a group of stalkers for this task, they
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go through several days, one
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stalker comes to the professor and says, do
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you hear, why did you
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replace my tires and then adjusted
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his glasses so carefully, why did you suddenly
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decide that the drug had been replaced and
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stalker
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is that when I used to throw pills into a puddle, they did
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n’t drown, but now suddenly the
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class started swimming
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[ music]
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well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
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two stalkers are meeting, do you remember Vasya, well,
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the one who also wanted to become a pilot,
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well, yesterday I hit the springboard, well, by the way,
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nothing came true, a man’s dream
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flew, nothing
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short, an anecdote: a
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soldier got lost in the zone at night, walking and
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screaming guys, comrade captain, well, at least there’s
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someone here, the [ __ ]
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lights taste like they’re burning like eyes, but
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in short, shut up right away, and from the bushes an
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inhuman voice, first you’ll teach them among them, you know how, a
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soldier is scared, he let his pants
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down,
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but he answers and excuse me, I’ll forget it here,
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as if, well, I’m screaming, I think
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maybe comrades will hear, but he didn’t hear the one in the bushes,
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comrades, but I
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heard to you from this, what use are
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men to you
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[laughter] it’s
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funny, this is what
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one stalker asks another, you know, which
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car is the most stalkerish, and the
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one from the threshold answers why -
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everything is just somehow reliable and the trunk
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in front is convenient for keeping an eye on the swag, damn it’s
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not funny
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again, maple boots under the bags
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that they have no conscience at all, these ones have a
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haplyk sole in a week,
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in short, the joke was once
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caught by the debtors of a Svoboda
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Rastafarian who decided that they needed it shake
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where something is hidden at freedom, which means he does
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n’t inject himself into anything until
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he’s pinned down to smoke, let him say to puff,
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I’ll tell you everything, well, the debtors
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returned his supply, he filled the joint once with
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the curia and gets high, but they ask where the UN is and
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they don’t understand, so what are you guys doing?
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you yourself don’t see the artifacts, there are coals lying right under
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your feet,
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and now the sky has gone crazy in diamonds
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to Lila, he was walking away from it’s not funny,
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and why did I think that I didn’t take the camera, how
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would we
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sk carbohydrate
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interrogate somehow a chaser of a seasoned
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stalker, it means you admit that you
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tried to leave the
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territory of the zone in the area of ​​checkpoint 12 while intoxicated
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and had with you items prohibited from being taken
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outside of it, that you were tired of
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sitting under escort for the third hour, oh my, I say
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that, I admit it, the commander admits everything,
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those are the crosses, if I were sober, I would in life I
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wouldn’t run past you freaks with swag
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[laughter]
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what a squealing juicy straight from the spit
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[music]
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why are the guys bored
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[music]
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close
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quit okay I’m tired
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[music]
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and
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the master is cool true [
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music]
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yes
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[music]
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this is like honey anointed cool edge
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[music]
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[music]
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and
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[music]
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tie it all up cool true and what kind of
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burner is this the
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truth they say about him or lie
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[music]
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and
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attention I give out a joke of humor
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two crossed paths you remember Vasya, well, the one who
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told everyone how he takeoff I
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did it three times I remember I want to do this the other
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day he got into a diving board uh-huh that’s how a
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man’s dream came true he flew well
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already a comedian
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[music]
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eat as you want and why are some
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heads here in a cheap poor country for
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clients there wouldn’t be a lights out, it
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was necessary so palm planting the
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tra will probably hurt, I
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would always listen to such a wire and
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guys, if you estimate, there are exactly
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three or four such trips as yesterday, and
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if you still, oh my God,
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tie the zones
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[music]
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[music]
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you play cool, this is like anointed with honey,
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drink like a hunt for kvass now
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cold and so that it hits the nose because
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it pulled me here and there’s no one on
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the horizon, that’s
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okay, it’s good that
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I’m here too, why did I once
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hear
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three stalkers sharing advice, I
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got myself a black jacket, so now the bandits
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take me for one of their own and don’t touch me and
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I painted my suit so they handed it over to an
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army bulletproof vest, you look at it,
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and I put on the old wounds of the overalls and on the back there is
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the inscription I am a loser, you will touch and my
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failure will be conveyed to you so closer than
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50 meters, no one even comes close to the eyes
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that they have no conscience at all in these in a
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week the sole of the haplyk is actually
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interesting here, it’s great, it’s not even like it’s a
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real bonanza and so it takes more time
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to get the hang of it, again,
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I’ll gain experience and there will be towers for whom there are a
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hundred pounds of people
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fate, you
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definitely can’t hide from fate that it’s
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written in the family so it’s and Putin
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and his intestines will soon be tied in knots from the local
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victims, this is sad sausage loaf,
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it’s still worthless from the same thing, how would I make a
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soldier of these losers
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1 of the profits for the month was taken away, naska,
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what are you even living with if
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the layouts went, they sit in captivity at their
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[ __ ] checkpoints for me Varya, I’m giving out
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a joke of humor,
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we crossed paths once near the stalker cordon
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and a stalker warrior to a soldier, why are you scratching the
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guy’s crap?
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This is a military secret and don’t get excited, well, I didn’t
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know what you were talking about, what was heavy, all locked
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up, damn, you’ll lock up these
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armor-piercing cartridges here in the warehouse to move on the mixture of
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Western models
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would give a good somersault about the black one as for
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I heard the stalker was stuck in a tree swag,
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and one evening I decided to check how
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everything was intact and there must be
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someone sitting there rustling bare feet dangling and the
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DAC of what sitting on a tree tightly
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between the legs and sternly so prick the [ __ ] who is
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he from which group
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silence well stalker pressed even harder who
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this is I ask and then again he is silent well
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the stalker got angry and squeezed so that it started running straight
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down your hand
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you hear the brute I’m now going
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to tear everything off for myself
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answer who he is quickly and from above there is such a
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hoarse weak voice of the controller I
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and why was the bastard silent so I’m not my
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sharp
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but it’s like animals by the color of their skin they just
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robbed and rob
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other Tallinn we are from the zone or the zone is
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being guarded from us by soldiers damn it also
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sends a man to them for what blow my nose
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on
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[music]
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[music]
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reached out and I’m here giving my attention to a
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joke of humor
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one stalker says to another the other day I
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came to see the light of duty and how, well, as I
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should have stayed and then looked in freedom, so
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what do they tell us in the wrong place
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the man is free newer nothing no
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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so waved his hand everyone is laughing clearly somehow
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one long-serving man disappeared, he should have come in the
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morning they are waiting for him, his comrades are
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worried,
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in the end the others come running to
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him, what happened, where did you go
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and he told them to give here this means that in
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the morning I decided to wet the creatures in the surrounding area a little,
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as usual, Perry soaked two
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dozen bloodsuckers with a nickel in 300 bearer and
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drove the blind dogs to the root and did
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n’t even count the zombies at all, well, that’s understandable, but
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what happened, well, I went into their
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tent and looked at them
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and it’s so cool that even I can’t
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handle it, I forgot that there was a mirror at the entrance, well,
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in general, I [ __ ] myself out of fear, it’s not funny, but
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how sad everything always turns out, it
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would always be such rubbish, in short, the joke is,
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if you think about it, they were
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somehow caught by debtors freedom in exchange
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Rostov they decided that they needed to shock him,
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which freedom has hidden, which
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means he doesn’t inject himself into anything
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until he betrayed him to smoke, let him
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say to puff, I’ll tell you everything,
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well, the debtors returned his stock, he scored a joint
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once the curia
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sits getting high, well, they ask where the UN is and they
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don’t understand so it’s guys why don’t you
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see you have artifacts right under your feet
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there are coals lying around
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and now the sky is full of diamonds it’s awesome
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nothing newer crayons I wish I knew
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earlier that you’ll have to carry so much cartridges on yourself
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and how much
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weight this whole thing weighs until the finka
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[music]
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is stitched why the good one waved his hand like that
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everyone is laughing clearly teaching it appears
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the controller has a blind forehead with all sorts of things on his
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hind legs walking around
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pretending to be dead things are going a little slow and next to him there is a
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zombie standing and making fun of nothing
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you won’t succeed [ __ ] you are suffering and
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the controller shook his finger at him and
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says hey stalker shut up Yes, you
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also didn’t immediately learn how to bring me slippers from
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you, damn it’s not funny, find a
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shorter joke here, I wish I could be home now,
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left the experienced stalker his
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car in the bushes sincerely in the summer to leave,
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sees the bloodsucker hanging around next to him,
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well, stalker and mine says
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you should get out of here bye intact
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and he was offended for a hundred years, saying I do
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n’t need your car, and stalker answers him,
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the car may not be necessary, damn it, but
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scribbling obscenities on it is you
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masters
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[laughter]
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on the newer there was nothing Vinny, they’re
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stacked because no one outside the
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zone really knows what something
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is going on here for someone or something,
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well, a little off topic, but I remembered
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[music]
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once the debtors caught a Svoboda
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Rastafarian and decided that they needed to shake him,
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where is something hidden at Svoboda, and that means he does
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n’t inject himself into anything until
00:40:11
he’s pinned down for a smoke, let me have a smoke he says to puff, I’ll
00:40:14
tell you everything, but the debtors returned his stock,
00:40:17
he filled the joint since the curia is sitting in high spirits,
00:40:21
but they ask where the UN is, they don’t understand, so
00:40:26
it’s you guys, why can’t you see you have
00:40:29
artifacts right under your feet, there are coals lying around
00:40:33
and now the sky is full of diamonds,
00:40:38
damn it it’s not funny
00:40:45
[applause]
00:40:50
for the meat to be so
00:40:53
healthy that it’s squealing juicy right off the spit, you
00:41:12
should have cut your palm
00:41:15
clockwise like I said, the faces
00:41:19
got lost somehow the long-time man walks and shouts
00:41:21
people, someone respond, oh here
00:41:25
someone catches up with him and there's a slap on the backpack from behind,
00:41:27
he turns around and there's a bloodsucker standing there, looking
00:41:30
sad
00:41:31
and squelching at him, meaning why are you yelling, and the
00:41:34
Dolgovtsy's pants are already full of hedgehogs, but he
00:41:37
still answers, I lost him, I'm screaming,
00:41:40
maybe someone will hear the
00:41:42
bloodsucker, he was silent, he was silent and tells him,
00:41:44
well, I so I heard and what Dibir will do
00:41:48
we’ll be
00:41:51
good already [ __ ]
00:42:23
attention joke
00:42:28
came means stalker to the doctor the doctor
00:42:30
examined him and said this is
00:42:33
fatigue this is from nervous tension
00:42:36
and this is from depression thank you doctor
00:42:39
thank you tell me and you have nothing but vodka
00:42:42
damn it so not funny yellow day
00:42:48
no swag is going down the drain, that
00:42:50
's crap, that's the day, no swag is going down the
00:42:54
drain, no swag is going down the drain
00:42:57
again, it's the bastard who threw me
00:43:00
and my cartridges, that's the bastard [
00:43:15
music]
00:43:16
because it's like hunting, but that's what I once
00:43:19
heard, so that we knocked down
00:43:23
two stalkers, remember? Vasya, well, the one who
00:43:26
also wanted to become a pilot,
00:43:28
what the hell, yesterday I got into the springboard, well,
00:43:32
Palych, but nothing came
00:43:33
true, the man’s dream flew, damn it, it’s
00:43:40
not funny, but the sketch of the box
00:43:42
will tie a knot in the local belly,
00:43:45
it’s sad
00:44:09
[music] he
00:44:11
waved his hand, everyone is laughing, it’s clear
00:44:16
they’re driving up like this I'm driving two stalkers, one in a
00:44:19
fancy Toyota, the other in one
00:44:21
[ __ ] cool one, but the cool one
00:44:23
gets out of the car and they see that
00:44:25
the doors have come with them, and he can't close them, but
00:44:28
he says to him, man, are you
00:44:30
happy, who is there to be afraid of, the area is
00:44:32
calm, I have a car in general I never
00:44:34
close it
00:44:35
and he answers him, yes, I didn’t
00:44:38
close it either, so yesterday the damn fools got in and
00:44:40
all the seats got sick, well, she did
00:44:45
n’t do anything Vinny, they’re packing up, because
00:44:48
no one outside the zone really knows
00:44:51
what’s going on here with some kind of conspiracy
00:44:53
in Tula to devour Why
00:44:56
is there nothing good to buy
00:44:58
and why are there no women at all among the stalkers
00:45:01
floor just imagine but the mass
00:45:05
here
00:45:14
[music]
00:45:17
well a little off topic but I remembered various
00:45:20
or assets a
00:45:21
squealing chestnut tree fell in a bar a brick
00:45:24
from a pipe well and someone was hurt
00:45:25
people are worried they sympathize with how
00:45:28
unlucky for a guy with a brick on the head and
00:45:32
then they took a closer look, it's a
00:45:35
zombie, it's like they've recovered from the shock, they
00:45:37
started to worry even more, well, there must be zombies
00:45:41
already and there's nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar,
00:45:45
refusal damn it, it's not funny
00:45:55
[music] he
00:46:20
waved his hand everyone's laughing
00:46:25
notices clearly hanging on the wall of the bar regarding the
00:46:28
celebration of stalker day, an
00:46:30
exit into the depths of the zone for
00:46:32
hunting monsters and searching for artifacts will be organized,
00:46:35
gathering of all stalkers who are fans of this business is
00:46:38
scheduled for 630 of this business, take
00:46:42
2 liters of nothing with you, bear and there are
00:46:48
no stalkers at all, women floor only
00:46:51
imagine amazon
00:46:56
they don’t learn anything they won’t learn anything damn it we don’t
00:47:00
want American movie we’ve seen enough
00:47:02
or are going crazy with greed
00:47:05
you gave them or he gave you about the swag they don’t
00:47:09
want to think about anything except money
00:47:12
I won’t scatter my guts on the branches but
00:47:14
still I’ll save up for my house so that
00:47:17
well a little off topic, but I remembered that it’s
00:47:20
not radiation you
00:47:23
meet somehow two stalkers, but
00:47:26
one to the other and says the other day he
00:47:28
came to his duty for a light,
00:47:29
and he stayed and then he went to
00:47:33
freedom and why he
00:47:35
became free, damn it, it’s not funny about
00:47:42
and good now with
00:47:43
black bread I’ll tie up google
00:47:46
petka in the aisles of kvass now
00:47:50
it’s cold so that we have shabak
00:48:09
[music]
00:48:13
in short the joke is
00:48:17
that a soldier got lost in the zone at night walking and
00:48:19
shouting to the guys comrade captain at least
00:48:22
someone here [ __ ]
00:48:25
lights taste like they’re burning like eyes but
00:48:27
in short shut up immediately
00:48:29
and from the bushes an inhuman voice by chance
00:48:32
among you will teach you how to do it, a soldier
00:48:35
dropped his pants in fright
00:48:37
but answers and excuse me, I’m
00:48:40
lost here, as if
00:48:41
cubot I’m screaming, I think maybe my comrades will hear,
00:48:45
but the comrades won’t hear him dragging in the bushes,
00:48:48
but I heard this to
00:48:53
you, what’s the use of dinner you're my
00:48:57
[laughs] you
00:49:03
'll have to bear
00:49:05
the bullet and yes,
00:49:09
this whole thing weighs like hell
00:49:16
[music]
00:49:33
why are you guys bored
00:49:41
[music]
00:49:59
[music]
00:50:05
[music]
00:50:08
quit okay, I'm tired of it, stop it already Richter
00:50:18
[music]
00:50:24
you
00:50:27
[music]
00:50:48
musician from you are still the one
00:51:00
[music]
00:51:21
newcomers today remember like uncut dogs,
00:51:24
they all know better than the old people in
00:51:27
general stalker came to the doctor and
00:51:30
says the doctor
00:51:31
I can’t sleep at all I dream that
00:51:34
I’m locked in a sarcophagus with a bunch of monsters and they
00:51:36
immediately tear me to pieces this is
00:51:39
you, dear the controller warns
00:51:42
the recipe is mine, next time you go
00:51:45
deep into the zone, be sure to give him a bottle,
00:51:47
otherwise it’s not exactly the hour of sleep, taking it will turn,
00:51:51
well, thank you, big doctor, yes, for
00:51:53
nothing the controller says this is for you for
00:51:56
the doctor, thank you,
00:51:57
a small thing, but it’s nice close, they
00:52:32
don’t learn anything, not for that what did I once
00:52:35
hear, at least you saw enough of an American movie, you
00:52:37
intercepted it, it means the military
00:52:40
restored it to the stalker in a year and let’s say, for
00:52:43
what purpose did you drunkenly try to
00:52:46
enter the territory of the zone while carrying an
00:52:49
unregistered gun
00:52:52
and cartridges for it from no one, it means a hungover
00:52:55
head like a barrel, everything is sick and tired he tells
00:52:58
them that he's drunk, of course he's drunk and the servants were
00:53:01
sober, I'd beat you five kilometers away the freaks
00:53:03
aren't funny, important people are shooting
00:53:10
at people here and it's hard to survive, they're still
00:53:13
fighting endlessly
00:53:26
[music] [
00:53:48
music] [music]
00:54:02
[music]
00:54:11
but
00:54:19
[music]
00:54:27
ah
00:54:48
[music]
00:59:30
why are the guys bored
00:59:40
[music]
01:00:02
[music]
01:00:11
[music]
01:00:55
[music]
01:01:00
somehow doesn’t appeal to me and
01:01:04
walking is
01:01:06
the method of fate, you definitely can’t hide anywhere
01:01:09
in the family she’s crazy and she’s been around for years,
01:01:13
but here people check with wild
01:01:15
speed Of course, we meet not crazy people,
01:01:19
but when you look at someone,
01:01:36
anecdote, we crossed paths once
01:01:41
near the cordon stalker and a warrior stalker
01:01:44
soldier where are you scratching, why are you crazy,
01:01:48
this is a military secret and don’t get excited, well, I didn’t
01:01:51
know what you’re talking about, what’s heavy, you’re all locked up,
01:01:54
damn it you'll lock these armor-piercing cartridges here
01:01:57
in the warehouse, it's good to have molly swag today,
01:02:03
trudge now,
01:02:07
now two would end up in the frame of the board with the
01:02:11
debt menu
01:02:13
[music]
01:02:30
[music]
01:02:34
listen, guys [
01:02:57
music]
01:03:06
[music]
01:03:19
eat how to learn for
01:03:21
some reason some heads are cheap not
01:03:24
thick from there wouldn't have been a curfew of clients
01:03:47
so he waved his hand, everyone was laughing, clearly
01:03:52
they intercepted it, it means the military were at the checkpoint of the
01:03:54
newbie stalker and let's shoot for what
01:03:58
purpose did you drunkenly try to
01:04:00
enter the territory of the zone while
01:04:02
carrying an unregistered
01:04:05
hunting rifle and cartridges for it, it
01:04:08
means a hangover head like the barrel is
01:04:11
sick of everything and he tells them he’s drunk, of course
01:04:14
he’s drunk, but if he were sober, the
01:04:17
freaks would have passed you five kilometers away,
01:04:21
damn it’s not funny,
01:04:37
why are people shooting at people here and it’s so
01:04:40
hard to survive, they’re still dogging endlessly,
01:04:54
well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
01:04:59
Hanging on the wall of the bar are announcements regarding the
01:05:02
celebration of stalker day, an exit is being organized for the
01:05:05
depth of the zone for hunting monsters
01:05:07
and searching for artifacts,
01:05:09
gathering of all stalkers who love this business
01:05:12
is assigned to 630 of this business, take
01:05:16
2 liters with you,
01:05:19
newer, nothing for
01:05:30
beginners, less like dogs, probably
01:05:33
all
01:05:34
she haircut let's find out
01:05:46
[music]
01:05:52
why the men are bored
01:06:00
[music]
01:06:23
[music]
01:07:01
but here's what I once heard
01:07:08
they caught a Rastaman clinging to him for a long time and
01:07:12
decided that they needed to shake him and where
01:07:14
freedom was hiding something, but start with which one he would
01:07:17
n't prick until he was pinned down
01:07:20
let me smoke, he says to puff, I’ll lay it all out for you,
01:07:23
but the debtors returned the reserve to him, he
01:07:27
filled the joint once in the curia,
01:07:29
but they ask where the UN is, they don’t understand, so
01:07:34
these guys don’t see anything for yourself, you have
01:07:37
artifacts lying right under your feet
01:07:40
bublé
01:07:42
and now the sky has gone to the databases, go nuts, damn it’s not like that
01:07:50
it’s funny
01:07:56
[music]
01:08:23
well, a little off topic, I remembered how
01:08:27
two stalkers drive up like that, 1 in a
01:08:30
fancy Toyota, the other in 1
01:08:32
[ __ ] cool one, but he
01:08:35
gets out of the car and they see that they’ve
01:08:36
hired the door, he can’t close it, but
01:08:39
he means it to him and says the man, why are they
01:08:41
mutilating who is there to be afraid of calmly I
01:08:44
never close the car at all and he
01:08:47
answers him yes I didn’t close it either
01:08:49
yesterday damn burer and they climbed in and all the
01:08:52
seats got sick in the
01:08:55
newer nothing years not much time
01:08:59
has passed conclusions
01:09:28
here’s what you like
01:09:45
[ music]
01:10:03
yes this is a sleeve
01:10:15
no
01:10:51
[music]
01:11:00
[music]
01:11:14
[music]
01:11:28
cool true
01:11:45
[music]
01:11:53
[music]
01:12:11
Satan's gates
01:12:15
reception Berger themselves
01:12:18
juicy
01:12:37
but what I once heard should be
01:12:43
in the morning they are here
01:12:45
tripods comrades are worried in the
01:12:47
end he comes running but the rest of him,
01:12:50
something happened to him, where did you go, and he
01:12:53
gave it to them here, it means I decided in the morning to
01:12:56
wet the creatures in the surrounding area a little, as
01:12:58
usual, I lured away two dozen cue
01:13:00
balls from the cooler inside a pack of blind dogs,
01:13:03
I drove them to the root and I didn’t even
01:13:06
count the zombies at all, but that’s understandable and what happened,
01:13:09
so I went into the tent and looked at it and it was
01:13:12
so cool that even I couldn’t cope with it,
01:13:15
in general, I was
01:13:20
scared,
01:13:23
damn it, it’s not funny, well, a
01:13:56
little off topic, but I remembered there was an
01:14:01
advertisement hanging on the wall of the bar about the
01:14:05
celebration in the street exit, depth of the zone
01:14:08
for hunting monsters and searching for
01:14:11
artifacts, gathering of all stalkers, lovers of this business,
01:14:14
is scheduled for 630 of this business, take
01:14:18
2 liters with you on faith, there’s nothing, there won’t
01:14:26
be any lights out from clients again, worthless
01:14:31
boots
01:14:36
for a week to our megabyte,
01:14:47
again this bastard is with me his cartridges,
01:14:54
but that’s what I once heard, somehow
01:14:59
one disappeared for a long time, people must have been there in the
01:15:01
morning, they’ve been waiting for him, his comrades are worried,
01:15:04
in the end he comes running, but the rest come to
01:15:07
him, what happened, where did you go, and he
01:15:10
gave them here, it means I decided with In the morning
01:15:13
the creatures in the vicinity were a little wetted,
01:15:15
as usual, two dozen
01:15:17
bloodsuckers were lured away by the rooster burer 300 and the blind dogs
01:15:20
were driven to the root and I did
01:15:23
n’t even consider zombies at all, but it’s understandable and what
01:15:26
happened,
01:15:27
so I go in and look at the tent and it’s
01:15:30
so cool that even I I can’t cope with it, I
01:15:32
forgot that there’s a mirror at the entrance, well,
01:15:36
in general, I [ __ ] myself out of fear,
01:15:41
damn it, but it’s not funny,
01:15:45
unique falls apart,
01:16:14
in short, the joke is that a
01:16:18
soldier got lost in the zone at night, he walks and
01:16:20
shouts, guys, comrade captain, at least
01:16:24
someone has a
01:16:25
look, the lights of the bush are burning, it looks like
01:16:28
eyes,
01:16:29
but in short, shut up right away, and from the bushes an
01:16:32
inhuman voice by chance among you
01:16:34
will teach you how to do it, a soldier is scared, he let his pants
01:16:37
down,
01:16:38
but he answers, and
01:16:40
I’m lost here, as if you’re
01:16:44
screaming, I think maybe the comrades will hear, but the
01:16:47
comrades won’t hear him dragging along in the bushes, but
01:16:52
I heard this to you, what is the
01:16:56
use of men you're my
01:17:01
newer nothing
01:17:22
tired no
01:17:23
not much time has passed conclusion kiss
01:17:35
well now I'll tell you
01:17:38
they're sitting on the shore of the lake 2 bets the first one
01:17:41
says
01:17:42
they're lying about everything about radiation I've been sitting here for who knows
01:17:44
how long and at least give a damn
01:17:47
to the author he's definitely definitely being lied to by the dogs though I started
01:17:50
licking someone’s fur from the tail and
01:17:52
started to lick the doctor or something,
01:17:57
damn it, and it’s not funny,
01:18:26
but the guts will soon be tied in a knot from the
01:18:29
locals,
01:18:30
he will serve his own get mad, this is sad
01:18:36
[music]
01:19:01
not
01:19:12
[music]
01:19:26
[music]
01:19:33
[music]
01:19:35
and
01:19:41
[music]
01:19:46
emotional coverage if it’s always like this
01:19:54
if you take
01:19:58
three or four such hikes and yesterday
01:20:01
and you if the food swag is no worse, I
01:20:05
’m tying up the zones the moment to the guts of the ambulance you’re
01:20:10
almost standing
01:20:13
empty,
01:20:22
but that’s what I once heard,
01:20:26
they hit hard, it means you’re not in zone 2
01:20:29
from one four stalkers fell out from the
01:20:32
other the same amount word for word a
01:20:34
scuffle went on then the shooting began and in the
01:20:38
bushes by the road the controller sits and
01:20:40
rejoices, according to her, he chose a place and it’s
01:20:44
convenient to cover the clearing with friends,
01:20:48
just get ready for the barbecue so we were blue and there
01:20:54
was nothing newer blame
01:20:56
is laid down because no one outside the
01:20:58
zone really knows that there is a
01:21:01
conspiracy going on here, some kind of conspiracy in Tula
01:21:24
will wish why good,
01:21:27
well, now I’ll tell you
01:21:30
how two stalkers drive up, 1 in a fancy
01:21:33
Toyota, the other in 1 [ __ ]
01:21:35
such a ke but the cool one gets out of the car
01:21:38
and they see here he came to the field, the doors ca
01:21:40
n’t be closed, but he says to him and
01:21:42
the guy pokes me, I’m glad who is there to be
01:21:45
afraid of here, the area is calm, I never close the car at all,
01:21:48
and he answers him
01:21:50
yes, I didn’t close it either, so yesterday damn
01:21:53
fools got in and all the seats got sick
01:21:57
Damn, it’s not funny, he
01:22:31
waved his hand, everyone is laughing, it’s clear that
01:22:36
somehow the debtors caught a Svoboda
01:22:38
Rastaman decided that they need to shake him,
01:22:40
where is freedom hidden, which means he does
01:22:44
n’t inject himself into anything until it’s time for
01:22:46
him to smoke, let him say to puff, I’ll
01:22:49
tell you everything, well, the debtors they returned his supply,
01:22:53
he filled the joint once the curia with id gets high, well,
01:22:58
they ask where the UN is and they don’t understand, so it’s
01:23:01
the guys who leave, don’t you see the
01:23:05
artifacts right under your feet, there are coals lying around,
01:23:08
and now the sky has gone crazy in diamonds, there’s
01:23:16
nothing newer
01:23:31
[music]
01:23:50
I just remembered here means stalker came
01:23:55
to the doctor, the doctor examined him and said
01:23:58
this is from fatigue, this is from nervous
01:24:01
tension, and this is depression, thank you,
01:24:04
doctor, thank you, and you have nothing but vodka,
01:24:07
[ __ ]
01:24:12
[music] you
01:24:29
should have placed your palm like that
01:24:33
for tomorrow, it will probably hurt,
01:24:44
so he waved his hand, everyone is laughing clearly
01:24:49
a student on an exam,
01:24:50
professor, you see, I can’t know
01:24:53
mathematics because lately I
01:24:55
haven’t been sleeping at all, I’ll
01:24:56
just close my eyes right away, I’m having such a nightmare
01:24:58
that I’m
01:25:01
surrounded by terrible mutants at an abandoned nuclear power plant and are
01:25:04
about to be torn to pieces, and the professor
01:25:07
means to him that Igor graduated from the institute with the
01:25:10
current ones knowledge, a young man
01:25:13
would probably join a stalker and then
01:25:16
your nightmare is not far away,
01:25:17
but I have a surefire means of
01:25:20
re-exam in mathematics, you
01:25:22
never passed and therefore you will be
01:25:24
expelled and go to serve and there are no
01:25:28
monsters, well, except perhaps for guides
01:25:34
on the newer ones there is nothing
01:26:04
like I wish I was a soldier and the tip of them, well, now I
01:26:08
’ll tell you
01:26:09
1 all the profit is valued, two stalkers are sitting on the shore of the
01:26:12
lake 1 if you want
01:26:14
to ask everything about radiation, I’ve been sitting
01:26:17
here for who knows how long and even though
01:26:19
there’s a lot of food 2 the dogs are definitely lying to him,
01:26:22
although the vehicle for some reason 6
01:26:24
began to lick the doctor or something,
01:26:29
damn it’s so not funny, but here a people of animals
01:26:32
don’t meet at wild speed, of course, and they’re
01:26:36
not crazy, but when you look at someone, it gives you
01:26:39
chills
01:26:42
[music]
01:27:03
I just remembered you,
01:27:07
one stalker asks another do
01:27:09
you know which car is the most stalkerish
01:27:12
no answering here which Zaporozhets
01:27:15
why yes everything is just as reliable as a tank and
01:27:19
the trunk in the front is convenient for
01:27:21
keeping an eye on the swag is already a good comedian
01:27:34
[music]
01:27:52
but how sad everything turns out
01:27:58
attention to it dogs
01:28:03
stuck stalker in a tree swag so
01:28:05
what - one evening I decided to check how
01:28:07
everything was intact and there must be
01:28:11
someone sitting there rustling bare feet dangling and the DAC of the one
01:28:15
sitting on the tree firmly between the legs and
01:28:17
strictly like that to the wheel somehow
01:28:21
from which group the silence well stalker is
01:28:25
even stronger I pressed, who is this, I ask, and
01:28:28
then again he’s silent, well, the stalker got angry, he
01:28:32
squeezed so that it started running down my hand,
01:28:35
you hear the bastard, I’m now going
01:28:38
to tear everything off for myself, tell me who’s so fast, and from
01:28:42
above there’s such a hoarse, weak voice,
01:28:44
the controller, why was I silent, the bastard,
01:28:48
the same dumb
01:28:52
waffle coverage, if it’s always like this the dust
01:28:56
was 300 to take.
01:29:01
three or four of these trips by the catcher,
01:29:05
if only the swag was no worse, I’m tying everything up
01:29:10
with the zone for the hell of it,
01:29:15
as if I were a soldier of these losers for the second time,
01:29:21
all the profit in a month was taken away by the cattle, well,
01:29:25
what’s the point of living, but that’s what I once
01:29:27
heard, damn it, they’re sitting in their long lost
01:29:30
soldier zone At night, the guys, comrade captain, is walking and shouting,
01:29:33
well, at least there’s someone here, the [ __ ]
01:29:38
lights are burning deliciously, it’s like his eyes
01:29:40
shut up right away, and from the bushes there’s an
01:29:43
inhuman voice, why among you will teach
01:29:46
you how to do it, a soldier dropped his pants in fright,
01:29:50
but he answers and excuse me, I
01:29:53
’m lost here, as if you were I’m screaming, I think
01:29:56
maybe my comrades will hear, but the one in the bushes will
01:29:59
not be heard by his comrades, but I
01:30:04
heard you from this, what’s the use of
01:30:08
dinner, you’re mine, there’s
01:30:12
nothing newer, well,
01:30:46
now I’ll tell you,
01:30:50
two stalkers are meeting, do you remember Vasya, well, the
01:30:53
one who also wanted to become a pilot,
01:30:55
what the heck yesterday I got into the springboard, well
01:30:59
I got there, and why
01:31:00
nothing came true, the man’s dream
01:31:03
flew,
01:31:07
damn it’s so not funny,
01:31:40
but what I once heard was that
01:31:44
two stalkers were driving up like that, one in a fancy Toyota, the
01:31:47
other in 1 [ __ ]
01:31:49
such a ke but the cool one gets out of the car
01:31:52
and they see him that in heaven the door arrived, he ca
01:31:54
n’t close it, but he means it to him and
01:31:56
says man, why are you happy, who is there to be
01:31:59
afraid of? It’s a quiet area. I
01:32:02
never close the car at all, and he answers,
01:32:04
yes, I didn’t close it either, so yesterday damn
01:32:07
fools got in and all the seats got sick there
01:32:12
is nothing newer
01:32:26
mine,
01:32:44
well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
01:32:50
they bumped hard, which means in zone 2, it wasn’t you
01:32:53
from one of the four stalkers who dumped out of the
01:32:56
other the same amount, word for word, a
01:32:58
scuffle went on then the shooting began
01:33:01
and the controller was sitting in the bushes by the road and was
01:33:04
rejoicing, the regional place was chosen and
01:33:08
It’s convenient to cover the clearing here with friends,
01:33:12
just get ready for the seams so we’ll
01:33:14
sit down, damn it’s not funny, I
01:33:29
’ll save up here after all, I found this
01:33:32
in the river
01:33:34
if
01:33:39
we’re bastards, I just
01:33:51
remembered
01:33:55
one stalker says to another
01:33:58
and I always take photos of joy with me on hikes
01:34:01
why, how cold, dirt, anomalies,
01:34:06
mutants, and I look at the card and think,
01:34:09
oh my
01:34:11
goodness, how
01:34:15
good can you get nowadays, worthless white
01:34:18
steel, you
01:34:42
should have planted your palm like that,
01:34:45
tomorrow it will probably hurt, but the
01:34:48
joke is that the stalker meets his old
01:34:53
friend, and that one is dented, with a black eye underneath
01:34:56
Petya's eye, what's the matter with you, they attacked you,
01:35:00
beat you up and took away your money, then I remember them at
01:35:03
least remembering my wife the floor
01:35:22
why do people shoot at people here and
01:35:26
it's so hard to survive
01:35:27
they're still dogging endlessly,
01:35:42
well, a little off topic, but I remembered that they
01:35:47
intercepted it, it means the military is in the corner of the post
01:35:49
newbie stalker and give the guy for what
01:35:52
purpose did you drunkenly try to
01:35:55
enter the territory of the zone with an
01:35:58
unregistered hunting
01:36:00
rifle and cartridges for it, it means a
01:36:03
hangover head like a barrel, everything
01:36:05
is sick
01:36:06
and tells them drunk of course drunk thousand
01:36:10
like sober if I were five
01:36:12
kilometers away you freaks got ahead of you in a newer way, you
01:36:17
wouldn’t have known anything before that you’d
01:36:20
have to carry so much cartridges on yourself and it
01:36:26
would weigh so much to do it all like hell
01:36:47
[music]
01:36:49
I just remembered that you once decided to
01:36:54
conduct field tests of a new
01:36:57
medicine, and so they hired a group for this task
01:36:59
stalkers
01:37:00
pass for several days, one stalker
01:37:03
comes to the professor and says, do you hear,
01:37:05
why did you replace my tires and then
01:37:09
adjusted his glasses so carefully, why did you
01:37:12
suddenly decide that the drug had been replaced and
01:37:14
stalker so it’s me, when I used to throw pills
01:37:18
into a puddle, they didn’t drown, but now
01:37:20
suddenly they float you started [ __ ], the
01:37:29
devil and what is it I thought that
01:37:32
the camera didn’t take goodbye soapbox
01:37:35
what to drink like a hunt for
01:37:36
their classic one so that we have a shaban
01:37:57
in short the joke was caught somehow by the debtors of the
01:38:02
Svoboda Rastafarian they decided that they needed to
01:38:05
shake him where freedom had something hidden, but that
01:38:08
means not in which one doesn’t shoot until it’s
01:38:11
time for him to smoke,
01:38:12
let him say to puff, I’ll tell you everything,
01:38:15
but the debtors returned his supply, he
01:38:19
filled the joint once the curia
01:38:20
sits getting high, well, they ask where he is and
01:38:25
they don’t understand, so it’s you guys, why ca
01:38:28
n’t you see the artifacts, there are coals lying right under your
01:38:31
feet
01:38:34
and now the sky has gone crazy in diamonds to go nuts
01:38:41
on the newer there is nothing low soon
01:38:44
set off fit in with the local latitude
01:38:47
this is sad
01:38:52
because how sad everything is lahore
01:39:15
I just remembered you in the
01:39:19
general zone forest clearing on the threshold of the old
01:39:22
gatehouse the bloodsucker sits quietly all around the
01:39:24
weather marvelous in general complete idyll then a
01:39:28
little bloodsucker runs out of the house and to his
01:39:31
dad to bother him under oops and show
01:39:34
the stalkers dad well show the stalkers he
01:39:37
went to the guardhouse comes out with a skull on each hand
01:39:40
and starts like in a puppet theater
01:39:42
Lego skull so subtly Semenych listen what
01:39:46
you think there are bloodsuckers here right so in a
01:39:49
bass voice well you give a damn, what the
01:39:53
hell are bloodsuckers here, [ __ ], I wish I could eat something
01:39:58
good, but there’s
01:39:59
no
01:40:17
one pulled me here on the horizon, that’s okay, that’s
01:40:21
good, a newbie now, like
01:40:29
uncut dogs, he waved his hand, everyone’s laughing, they
01:40:32
clearly intercepted it, which means the military block of the
01:40:37
newbie stalker post and let them soar with
01:40:40
what was the purpose of you trying
01:40:43
to enter the zone while drunk and carrying an
01:40:45
unregistered
01:40:48
hunting rifle and cartridges for it, it
01:40:51
means you have a hangover, your head is like a barrel, everything is sick
01:40:53
and tells them drunk of course
01:40:57
drunk without love sober was about five
01:41:00
kilometers away the freaks bypassed you on the newer
01:41:05
mediva they are changing It’s already difficult for people to survive here,
01:41:10
they still fight endlessly,
01:41:37
but this is what I once heard: there are
01:41:42
announcements hanging on the wall of a bar regarding the
01:41:45
celebration of stalker day; an
01:41:47
exit into the depths of the zone is being organized to hunt
01:41:49
monsters and search for artifacts; a
01:41:52
gathering of all stalkers who are fans of this business is
01:41:54
scheduled for 630 of this business. take
01:41:58
2 liters of Glen with you so it’s not funny jacques palm
01:42:04
seated for tomorrow it will probably hurt
01:42:34
attention the joke
01:42:39
meets the stalker of his old friend and
01:42:41
that one is dented all black under the eye beat what’s wrong
01:42:45
with you then damn they attacked you beat you and
01:42:48
took the money away then I remembered it at least I
01:42:52
remember my wife then
01:42:56
the comedian is already good,
01:43:05
not the same big swag
01:43:09
because it’s a big deal because it’s tied up
01:43:20
and
01:43:29
well, a little off topic, but I remembered like this, a
01:43:35
couple of two stalker 1 on a fancy
01:43:37
one, you give another on a broken-down one like that,
01:43:41
those are strikes and they see here that they
01:43:43
hired the door, he can’t close it, he can’t close it, but
01:43:45
he means it to him and says man, you're crazy
01:43:48
afraid, the area is quiet, I never lock the car at all,
01:43:51
and he answers him,
01:43:54
yes, I didn't say yesterday either, the men
01:43:57
got in and all the seats were sick, damn it, it's not
01:44:03
funny, it
01:44:16
means
01:44:19
look at Baikal,
01:44:33
[ __ ] for a
01:44:34
day when he waved his hand everyone is laughing, I
01:44:37
can weld
01:44:40
tightly, which means in the friction zone,
01:44:43
four stalkers fell out of one
01:44:45
and from the other the same amount word for word
01:44:47
more
01:44:49
and the shooting began in August, the controller sits on the road
01:44:52
and rejoices and it’s convenient to cover the clearing here
01:44:58
with friends, just
01:45:02
get ready for the barbecue, so we’ll sit down again
01:45:07
there’s nothing here, but here’s
01:45:38
what I once had on a tablet of skins,
01:45:42
one was just promised like a boru,
01:45:45
two stalker 1 fancy cool gets out
01:45:51
of a car, they see that he’s arrived in the field and the
01:45:53
door can’t be closed, he succeeded, but he
01:45:55
means it to him and says man, why are you
01:45:57
happy? who is there to be afraid of? The area is
01:45:59
calm and 1 why we never
01:46:01
close it at all and he answers him yes, I did
01:46:04
n’t close it either so yesterday damn fools
01:46:06
climbed in and all the seat damn it’s not funny
01:46:20
okay
01:46:21
fashion day is going down the drain miha
01:46:24
mara no
01:46:29
[music]
01:46:45
listen already not
01:47:00
[music]
01:47:07
[music]
01:47:34
something would have become like that
01:47:54
waved his hand everyone is laughing clearly
01:47:59
somehow one disappeared for a long time people should have
01:48:02
come in the morning and no,
01:48:03
his comrades are waiting to worry in the
01:48:06
end the others come running to him what
01:48:09
happened, where did you go? he gave them
01:48:12
here, it means that in the morning they decided to help the creatures in
01:48:14
the surrounding area a little, as
01:48:16
usual, he lured away two dozen bloodsuckers, the
01:48:19
python burer 300 and drove blind dogs
01:48:22
to the root, and the zombies were still read, but
01:48:25
it’s clear what happened, so
01:48:28
I go in and look at the tent and there so
01:48:31
cool that even if he tries
01:48:34
that with a mirror in years, well, in general, he [ __ ] himself out of
01:48:38
fear
01:48:41
according to the latest
01:49:15
attention anecdote one stalker tells
01:49:21
another and I always go with me on a hike, we always have a
01:49:24
reward to go about ourselves,
01:49:25
why,
01:49:27
well, how else is
01:49:29
this
01:49:34
gentleman
01:49:35
when the joker tilts
01:49:40
the sausage and the loaf and learn new ones
01:49:42
[applause]
01:50:09
[music]
01:50:12
no, I remember we crossed paths once near the
01:50:17
stalker cordon and a warrior stalker soldier
01:50:20
where are you scratching the cloud man was crazy
01:50:24
it’s a military secret and don’t get excited, well,
01:50:27
I didn’t know what you were talking about, what’s heavy all
01:50:29
locked up,
01:50:30
damn you’ll lock up these cartridges here
01:50:33
armor-piercing to the warehouse push the
01:50:44
amplifier let
01:50:45
's go home
01:51:10
now I'll tell you how they drive
01:51:15
up two stalkers
01:51:18
broken down like this are not enemies we coolly
01:51:21
get out of the car and see that they hired
01:51:23
the door, he can't close it, but
01:51:25
he means it to him and says man, why are you
01:51:27
disfiguring someone they are afraid the area is calm, I
01:51:30
never close the car at all, and he
01:51:33
answers him, yes, I didn’t close it either, then
01:51:36
yesterday the damn burer got in and all the
01:51:38
seats got sick,
01:51:46
it’s her for Khabarova
01:51:48
today weaving
01:51:53
Skolkovo,
01:52:13
I just remembered,
01:52:17
meet the stalker of my old friend, and
01:52:20
that dented
01:52:22
black eye there’s a wind under my eye that you and I
01:52:26
beat you painfully, the money was taken away, then I
01:52:29
want it for being fashionable and it’s good to remember my wife
01:52:40
.
01:52:42
[music]
01:53:08
well, a little off topic, but I remembered the other
01:53:16
day I went to the house for a light and stayed
01:53:21
dolls
01:53:22
and then went to freedom and what and again it’s
01:53:27
like
01:53:29
[music]
01:53:30
damn it’s not funny but he
01:54:03
waved his hand, everyone is laughing, clearly
01:54:08
he fell down at the bar a brick from a pipe,
01:54:11
well, someone is sewn up, we’re getting accustomed to
01:54:13
feeling how unlucky the guy was with a
01:54:16
brick on the head and then we looked closely, the
01:54:20
[ __ ] old man is a zombie,
01:54:22
like the father of the cottage, he just started to worry,
01:54:25
it’s necessary, the zombie toad has already divorced, and the
01:54:28
brick’s infusion has created a diploma in
01:54:35
a little water
01:54:36
I love him already
01:54:53
[applause]
01:55:06
radial once heard hanging on the wall of the
01:55:14
world announcement bar an exit is being organized for the depth of the zone for
01:55:17
hunting monsters and searching for artifacts
01:55:20
gathering everyone has not seen this case is
01:55:23
scheduled for 630 of this case take
01:55:26
2 liters with you so it’s not funny that’s it
01:56:03
listen to him Zheki
01:56:26
[music]
01:56:34
that’s enough already
01:56:36
and
01:56:54
no,
01:57:09
well now I’ll tell you how for a long time for
01:57:15
freedom for the Rastafarian they decided that
01:57:18
we’ll heat it up to take it where I love freedom
01:57:20
hidden
01:57:21
but the sign doesn’t hurt in any way until it’s
01:57:24
pinned down to smoke let him say
01:57:26
smell I’ll give you all the catch but the debtors
01:57:29
returned the stock to him, he filled the joint
01:57:32
once the curia got high, well, they ask where are
01:57:38
these guys, why can’t you see it
01:57:43
right under your feet, it’s
01:57:48
lying around, because there’s
01:57:51
nothing newer,
01:58:12
and [music]
01:58:28
in short, anecdote, somehow two
01:58:32
stalkers meet, well, one to the other and We’re talking the other
01:58:36
day, I went to see the light of duty,
01:58:37
and I stayed, and then I went to
01:58:41
freedom, and then
01:58:43
I became free, damn, it’s not funny
01:59:10
[music],
01:59:20
well, a little off topic, but I remembered, there’s an
01:59:26
announcement hanging on the wall of the bar about the
01:59:29
celebration of stalker day being organized
01:59:32
exit into the depths of the zone for hunting
01:59:34
monsters and searching for artifacts
01:59:36
gathering all stalkers fans of this business
01:59:39
is assigned to 630 of this business take 2 liters with you
01:59:44
[music] there
01:59:46
is nothing newer
02:00:01
[applause]
02:00:09
[music]
02:00:19
in short, the joke is that they are
02:00:22
driving up like that, two stalkers 1 on a
02:00:25
fancy Toyota with another one in 1 [ __ ]
02:00:28
such a ke but cool they get out of the car
02:00:30
and see that the doors have arrived on them and they ca
02:00:32
n’t close it, but he means it to him and
02:00:35
says man, why are you happy, who is there to be
02:00:37
afraid of here, the
02:00:38
area is calm, I never close the car at all,
02:00:40
but that one he answers yes, I
02:00:43
didn’t close it either yesterday, damn the burer
02:00:45
got in
02:00:46
and all the seats got sick damn it, it’s not
02:00:51
funny
02:00:52
[applause]
02:01:00
and why among the stalkers there are no women at all,
02:01:03
the floor will only be presented by Amazon
02:01:08
[applause]
02:01:15
but actually, it’s interesting here, it’s great,
02:01:18
not even that so that it’s just a gold mine,
02:01:21
well, this is a bigger name for this, you do
02:01:24
n’t have the dexterity, again, I’ll gain
02:01:27
experience and they’ll go like people have a hundred
02:01:31
pounds
02:01:34
[music]
02:01:55
[music]
02:02:16
[applause]
02:02:19
lonely and magicians,
02:02:23
and now they’ve started making sausage and buttons like
02:02:35
that. He waved his hand, everyone was laughing, it was clear that a
02:02:41
brick fell from a chimney at a bar,
02:02:44
and someone was hurt,
02:02:45
people were worried, they sympathized with how
02:02:48
unlucky the guy was with a brick on the head, and
02:02:51
then they took a closer look, [ __ ] up, it’s a
02:02:54
zombie, they moved away from the [ __ ], they
02:02:57
started to worry even more, well, that’s it Well, there are
02:03:00
already zombies and there’s nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar,
02:03:03
nothing newer, crayons, I wish I knew
02:03:09
earlier that I’ll have to carry so much cartridges on myself
02:03:11
and yes, yes, the whole
02:03:17
thing weighs like hell, they don’t learn anything, some people want to
02:03:21
learn the epic, they want to see an
02:03:24
American movie, or they’re
02:03:26
losing their minds from greed you do
02:03:31
n’t want to think about anything about the Khamar except money
02:03:33
until the guts are scattered on the branches, but that’s
02:03:40
what I once heard
02:03:43
intercepted means a military checkpoint of a
02:03:45
newbie stalker and let’s soar for what
02:03:49
purpose did you drunkenly try to
02:03:51
enter the zone with
02:03:54
unregistered hunting equipment
02:03:56
guns and cartridges for it, it means he’s
02:04:00
hungover, his head is like a barrel, everything’s sick of him
02:04:02
and he tells them drunk, of course you’re
02:04:05
drunk, you’re fate was sober, your grandfather, five
02:04:08
kilometers away, the freaks bypassed you,
02:04:12
damn it, it’s not funny
02:04:24
[music]
02:04:40
but somehow we crossed paths near the cordon
02:04:50
stalker and warrior stalker soldier, where are
02:04:53
you scratching, what the hell are you doing, man,
02:04:56
this is a military secret and don’t get excited, well, I didn’t
02:04:59
know what you were talking about, what’s heavy, all locked up,
02:05:02
and damn, you’ll lock up these
02:05:05
armor-piercing cartridges here in the warehouse, and it’s funnier at all in
02:05:11
stock
02:05:16
[music]
02:05:25
[music] [
02:05:34
music]
02:05:40
damn it I can’t wrap my head around all the music,
02:05:44
it’s not a defense, I don’t really know what’s
02:05:47
going on here with someone in Tula
02:05:50
[music]
02:06:08
[music]
02:06:14
quit okay, I’m tired of
02:06:17
Kusum, crumple so healthy that
02:06:22
we fight on spits, squealing, juicy
02:06:29
[applause]
02:06:33
the answer is sad, everything is coming out,
02:06:35
salsa would be good now with black
02:06:39
bread, fresh
02:06:40
garlic,
02:06:46
and this is what I once heard: an
02:06:54
experienced stalker parked his car in the bushes,
02:06:56
only to leave, he sees a bloodsucker hanging around next to him,
02:06:58
well, we push them together, he
02:07:00
says, you should get out of here while you’re still alive, and
02:07:02
he was offended for a hundred years, saying he doesn’t need your car, but
02:07:05
he doesn’t need the stalker the machine answers,
02:07:09
maybe it’s not necessary, damn it, but
02:07:12
scribbling obscenity on it is you masters,
02:07:17
damn it, torturing me funny jacket, that’s crap,
02:07:21
you
02:07:22
day is going down the drain, no swag, I’m
02:07:25
no welding
02:07:32
[music]
02:07:35
yes, it’s good where we are not, and why the
02:07:39
hell am I dancing here It’s better to be at home, why are
02:07:50
the men bored
02:07:54
[applause]
02:07:56
[music]
02:08:22
mentally they don’t learn anything, some
02:08:27
will get damn it, they don’t want
02:08:30
American cinema, they’ve seen enough or are
02:08:32
losing their minds from greed, you tell him about the anomalies,
02:08:36
you about the swag, they don’t want to think about anything
02:08:39
except money
02:08:40
until the guts are on the branches scatters
02:08:47
Khalsa losses damn it all come to your senses how it
02:08:52
was you will come in the evening and the woman at home birdie on the table
02:08:56
and why, well, a little off topic but
02:08:59
I remembered that a new Russian comes to
02:09:04
the stalker and says listen to the needs not the arts the
02:09:08
tank is needed a goldfish is called I want
02:09:12
like all the bros there is a noise on the neck sieve and so
02:09:16
it’s radioactive hear you
02:09:18
grimy drink radioactive radio
02:09:22
passive I’m not a coward and I’ll put a
02:09:28
new one in there’s nothing
02:09:40
[music]
02:10:01
well now I’ll tell you
02:10:03
I’ll look around solid how
02:10:06
one of the debts disappeared Vitz was supposed to come in the morning
02:10:08
but no, his comrades are waiting to worry in
02:10:11
in the end he comes running, but the rest come to
02:10:14
him, what happened, where did you go, and he
02:10:17
gave it to them here, this means I decided in the morning to
02:10:19
wet the creatures in the vicinity a little,
02:10:21
as usual, Perry wet two dozen
02:10:24
bloodsuckers, a stream of 300 burers and blind
02:10:27
dogs drove them to the ground, and the zombies were just like that I did
02:10:30
n’t think at all, well, it’s clear, but what
02:10:33
happened, well, I went into the tent and looked at it, and it was
02:10:37
so cool that even I couldn’t
02:10:39
handle it, I forgot that there was a mirror at the entrance, well,
02:10:43
in general, I [ __ ] myself out of fear,
02:10:47
damn it, it’s not funny
02:10:53
[music]
02:11:10
[music ]
02:11:18
[music]
02:11:20
this is who knows three stalkers
02:11:25
share advice one says I
02:11:27
got myself a black jacket now the bandits are
02:11:30
at my expense and you don’t touch me 2 and I
02:11:34
dyed my suit so they handed it over to the
02:11:37
army body armor from 8 3 and I put on the
02:11:42
old one torn overalls and on the back there is an inscription
02:11:46
I am a loser, touch me and my failure
02:11:49
will be passed on to you so
02:11:52
no one comes closer than 50 meters and after
02:11:58
death nothing but
02:12:00
think about how it was, you will come in the evening with a
02:12:04
woman from the home foreman
02:12:05
[music]
02:12:09
[applause]
02:12:13
and
02:12:15
[applause]
02:12:26
but here what I once heard,
02:12:35
once the debtors caught a Svoboda Rastafarian,
02:12:37
they decided that they needed to shake him, where is something
02:12:40
hidden at freedom, which means he does
02:12:43
n’t inject himself into anything until it’s time for him to smoke,
02:12:45
let him say to puff, I’ll lay it all out for you,
02:12:49
well, the debtors returned his stock, he
02:12:52
rolled the joint once Kuria
02:12:54
is sitting in high spirits, but they ask where the UN is and
02:12:58
they don’t understand, so it’s you guys, why
02:13:01
can’t you see the artifacts, there are coals lying right under your
02:13:04
feet,
02:13:07
and now the sky has become filled with diamonds, it’s amazing,
02:13:11
damn it’s so funny they’re already shooting at
02:13:17
people here, and it’s so difficult to survive, they’re still
02:13:21
without the end is dogging
02:13:29
[music]
02:13:40
[applause]
02:13:45
what a crap that day the cat a gift
02:13:49
waved his hand everyone is laughing clearly welding
02:13:52
drives up like this two stalkers 1 on a
02:13:55
fancy Toyota the other on 1
02:13:57
[ __ ] such a ke but the cool one
02:13:59
gets out of the car and they see the one who
02:14:01
arrived at the door he can’t close it, but
02:14:04
he means it and says to him, man, why are you
02:14:06
happy, who is there to be afraid of? It’s a
02:14:08
quiet area. I never close the car at all,
02:14:10
and he answers, yes, I did
02:14:13
n’t close it either. Yesterday, damn fools
02:14:15
got in
02:14:16
and all the seats got sick; newer ones,
02:14:22
there’s nothing why here people are shooting at people
02:14:30
here and it’s so hard to survive they’re still
02:14:34
dogging endlessly as if I’m a soldier of these
02:14:37
losers for the second time all the profit in a
02:14:41
month was taken away, what’s there to live at all if
02:14:45
such situations went
02:14:46
damn sitting at their [ __ ] checkpoints
02:14:49
and on our hump to paradise
02:14:53
in short a joke intercepted means the
02:14:58
military block of the stalker newbie post and
02:15:00
let's soar for what purpose you were
02:15:04
drunk trying to enter the
02:15:06
territory of the zone with
02:15:09
unregistered hunting rifles and
02:15:11
cartridges for it, it means a hangover,
02:15:14
head like a barrel, everything is sick and tells
02:15:17
them drunk of course drunk servant
02:15:20
was sober the freaks would have passed you five kilometers away,
02:15:22
so it’s not funny, I wish I had
02:15:28
known earlier that I would have to carry so much
02:15:31
cartridge on myself and still have to do all this
02:15:38
again with shitty boots, boys that
02:15:42
they have no conscience at all, these
02:15:45
came to black in a week
02:15:47
[music]
02:15:58
Well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
02:16:03
two stalker 1 are sitting on the shore of the lake,
02:16:06
he says they’re all lying about radiation, I’ve been
02:16:09
sitting here for who knows how long, and I’m
02:16:11
sorry,
02:16:12
and the second one is definitely being lied to by the dogs,
02:16:15
although for some reason 6
02:16:17
began to lick his tail Is there anything newer for the doctor to see,
02:16:23
and what is it I thought that
02:16:25
the camera didn’t take the camera somewhere, which is
02:16:28
still accumulating with my gift and to
02:16:30
him rivers in
02:16:33
the forest and and not for the sake of the action, you don’t have lari
02:16:38
from different bastards, I’ll still accumulate a
02:16:44
layer of vines in the house at the river of the blessed
02:16:48
and you don’t have radiation at the lari at the bastards of
02:16:53
all kinds in short the joke
02:16:59
comes to the new Russian to the stalker and
02:17:01
says listen wait for me are they tank they need a
02:17:05
goldfish called I want like all
02:17:09
this and on my neck there is noise on the sieve and so hey
02:17:13
hey radioactive listen, why are you floating my brains,
02:17:16
there is a dark radio, passive, less often,
02:17:20
he is not a coward and for the amount
02:17:23
[music]
02:17:25
damn you are not funny
02:17:34
[music]
02:17:43
[applause]
02:17:56
but this is what I once heard, somehow
02:18:02
one long-serving man disappeared, he was supposed to come in the
02:18:04
morning but he didn’t his comrades are waiting
02:18:06
to worry, in the end he comes running, but the
02:18:09
rest of them come to him, what happened, where
02:18:12
have you gone, and he gives them here it means that
02:18:15
in the morning they decided to wet the creatures in the vicinity
02:18:17
a little, as usual, Perry wet
02:18:19
two dozen bloodsuckers, a nickel of burers 300
02:18:23
and drove the blind dogs to the roots and I
02:18:25
didn’t even think of zombies at all, well, that’s understandable, but
02:18:28
what happened, well, I went in and looked at the tent,
02:18:32
and it was so cool that even I couldn’t
02:18:35
handle it, I forgot that the entrance mirror,
02:18:38
well, in general, I crapped myself out of fear, there’s
02:18:45
nothing new,
02:18:50
they kept up that it was definitely empty by the door by the
02:18:54
color of the skin,
02:18:56
some were both robbers and robbers,
02:18:59
and Tula review us, this is just malt, we are
02:19:02
guarded by soldiers blink, too, a
02:19:06
person, they should spank that this is being built, this
02:19:15
swag went well, a little off topic, but I
02:19:18
remembered the will to call a couple,
02:19:21
two stalkers meet, do you remember Vasya, well,
02:19:24
that one I wanted to become a pilot,
02:19:26
but why down the Kirov ski jump I hit the
02:19:30
palych, but nothing came true, the man’s
02:19:33
dream
02:19:34
flew, damn it, it was so funny for me, I waited, it wasn’t
02:19:40
that much time, I gave it my all, it’s all so
02:19:43
boring, it’s like I’m a soldier of these
02:19:47
losers for the second time, all the profit in a
02:19:51
month was taken away brutes, well, what's there to live anyway
02:19:55
if the plans have gone, they're sitting damn it at their
02:19:58
[ __ ] checkpoints and
02:20:01
riding around on our hump, and now they're making shitty sausages and buttons,
02:20:11
well, now I'll tell you,
02:20:15
once a brick fell from a pipe at a bar,
02:20:18
and someone got hurt,
02:20:19
people feel worried wow, how
02:20:22
unlucky the guy was with a
02:20:23
brick to the head and then they took a closer look, [ __ ] up,
02:20:26
it’s a zombie like otsuka,
02:20:30
they walked away and began to worry even more, well, it
02:20:32
must be zombies already divorced and
02:20:36
there’s nowhere for a brick to fall on the bar,
02:20:38
and the newer ones are nothing like that people of animals with
02:20:43
wild speed
02:20:44
Of course, there are some who are not crazy, but when
02:20:48
you look at someone, it gives you
02:20:50
chills
02:20:55
[music]
02:21:08
[music]
02:21:13
but what I once heard was intercepted by the
02:21:18
military in the corner of the post of a newbie
02:21:20
stalker and let me figure out what was the purpose of you
02:21:23
drunkenly trying to enter the
02:21:26
territory of the zone with he’s carrying an
02:21:29
unregistered hunting rifle and
02:21:31
cartridges for it, which means he’s hungover,
02:21:34
his head is like a barrel, he’s sick of everything,
02:21:36
and he’s drunk, of course he’s drunk, but
02:21:40
if he were sober, the freaks walked around you five kilometers away,
02:21:42
damn it, it’s not funny
02:21:48
[music]
02:21:56
[music]
02:22:05
[applause]
02:22:06
[ music]
02:22:14
[applause]
02:22:19
well, now I’ll tell you, there are announcements hanging on the wall of the bar
02:22:24
regarding the celebration of stalker day, an
02:22:27
exit into the depths of the zone is being organized to
02:22:29
hunt monsters and search for artifacts, a
02:22:32
gathering of all stalkers, fans of this business,
02:22:36
is scheduled for 630 of this business, take
02:22:39
2 liters of newer stuff with you, nothing no
02:22:44
[music]
02:22:50
[applause]
02:22:59
[music]
02:23:16
this is what anyone knows who stuck a stalker in a
02:23:21
swag tree, and one evening I decided
02:23:23
to check how everything was intact,
02:23:26
well, someone is sitting there rustling
02:23:29
bare feet, dangling stalker
02:23:32
creeps up and from the fact that he’s
02:23:34
sitting tightly on a tree between his legs and strictly, then if he’s a
02:23:36
bastard, who is he from which
02:23:39
group, there’s silence in response, but the stalker
02:23:43
pressed even harder, then I
02:23:44
’m asking him, he’s silent again, but
02:23:48
he’s angry, the stalker squeezed so that it
02:23:50
started running straight down my hand, I hear the beast,
02:23:53
I’m now actually trumpeting everyone answering who is
02:23:55
so fast and from above such a warm
02:23:58
weak voice the controller I and why was silent
02:24:03
bastard are you drinking not my good
02:24:26
[applause]
02:24:37
[music]
02:24:41
in short an anecdote
02:24:43
[music]
02:24:45
hanging on the wall of the bar announcements regarding the
02:24:49
celebration of stalker day an
02:24:51
exit into the depths of the hunting zone is being organized for
02:24:53
monsters and searching for artifacts, a gathering of all
02:24:57
stalkers who are fans of this business is scheduled
02:24:59
for 630 of this business, taking 2 liters with you is
02:25:03
not funny
02:25:10
[music]
02:25:24
[music] they would
02:25:36
devour something good, well, now I’ll
02:25:39
tell you how to teach the controller of a blind
02:25:45
dog all sorts of things on his hind legs there
02:25:47
walking around pretending to be dead, things are
02:25:50
going a little slow
02:25:51
and there’s a zombie standing next to you and making fun of
02:25:53
you, nothing will come of it, you’re suffering,
02:25:56
and the controller shook his finger at him and
02:25:59
answered, hear stalker, shut up, you did
02:26:03
n’t immediately learn how to bring me slippers either, the
02:26:08
newer one doesn’t want a person
02:26:11
and why are some of the heads here cheap
02:26:14
no chandeliers from clients no matter the lights out
02:26:19
[music]
02:26:22
I’ll still save up for my house by the river
02:26:26
and so that the forest is nearby and you don’t have radiation,
02:26:30
lari and bastards have different accounts and why did
02:26:40
I think that I wouldn’t take a camera, I could
02:26:42
listen and guys
02:26:47
[music]
02:27:05
[music]
02:27:21
[music]
02:27:46
[music]
02:28:00
cool really
02:28:01
[music]
02:28:08
[music]
02:28:55
healthy
02:29:03
[music] [
02:29:09
applause]
02:29:10
[music]
02:29:24
[music]
02:29:43
because
02:29:46
[music]
02:30:04
that's [ __ ], the
02:30:06
day is going down the drain, I'm not swag
02:30:09
welding
02:30:10
[music]
02:30:14
I’m so reluctant to drag along with the swag today
02:30:19
now I’m in a state of mind with a
02:30:23
smart book
02:30:26
[music]
02:30:28
listen guys
02:30:39
[music]
02:31:06
and
02:31:17
quit okay I’m tired of
02:31:19
[music]
02:31:27
[music]
02:31:54
[music]
02:32:47
pull it out
02:32:50
[music]
02:32:55
great to play
02:32:57
[music]
02:33:03
[music]
02:33:28
but actually, it’s interesting here, it’s great, even
02:33:32
time isn’t it’s not a grudge, but
02:33:34
well, this name needs to be bigger,
02:33:37
somehow scientists decided to conduct field tests of a
02:33:39
new medicine, and so they
02:33:41
hired carrion and dressed a group of
02:33:42
stalkers, which takes several days,
02:33:45
one stalker comes to the professor and
02:33:47
says, listen,
02:33:49
why did you replace my tires, and then
02:33:52
adjusted his glasses so carefully,
02:33:54
why did you suddenly decide that the drug was
02:33:57
replaced and stalker is that when I used to
02:34:01
throw pills into a puddle, they didn’t drown, but
02:34:03
now suddenly the comedian started swimming well
02:34:11
[music ] I’m
02:34:22
kind of tired and not much time
02:34:25
has passed I’ve already given my all to the reception
02:34:36
[applause]
02:34:41
well, a little off topic but I remembered a
02:34:46
student on an exam,
02:34:48
professor, you see, I can’t know
02:34:51
mathematics because I have
02:34:52
n’t been sleeping at all lately, I’ll
02:34:53
just close my eyes right away I’m having such a nightmare,
02:34:56
if I’m
02:34:58
surrounded by terrible mutants at an abandoned nuclear power plant
02:35:01
and are about to be torn into pieces by the
02:35:04
professor, it means to him and we say that after graduating from
02:35:07
college with current knowledge, the young
02:35:10
man would probably join stalker
02:35:13
and then your nightmare is not far away,
02:35:15
but I have the right one
02:35:17
You never passed the re-examination in mathematics
02:35:20
and therefore you will be
02:35:22
expelled
02:35:23
and go to serve and there will be no monsters,
02:35:26
except perhaps the species are close, so it’s not
02:35:33
funny, the black bread is fresh and clean.
02:35:46
[music]
02:35:55
[music]
02:36:04
in short, the
02:36:05
joke is that a soldier got lost in the zone at night, he
02:36:10
walks and shouts guys, comrade captain, well,
02:36:14
at least someone here is [ __ ] lights taste
02:36:17
like they are burning, like eyes,
02:36:19
but in short, he shut up right away and from the bushes an
02:36:22
inhuman voice why among you teach you how to do it, a
02:36:25
soldier got scared and let his
02:36:27
pants down but replies and
02:36:30
excuse me, I got lost here, it’s like
02:36:34
I’m shouting, I think maybe my comrades will hear, but the
02:36:37
comrades won’t hear him dragging in the bushes, but
02:36:42
I heard this to you, what’s the
02:36:46
use of you, you’re my dinner,
02:36:48
and there’s nothing newer, and what kind of
02:36:58
burner are they telling the truth about him? or
02:37:01
they’re lying about
02:37:02
something, I’m tired, I haven’t had much time, I’ve
02:37:05
already done my best
02:37:11
[music]
02:37:20
[music]
02:37:24
well, now I’ll tell you
02:37:28
how two stalkers meet, one to
02:37:31
the other, and says the other day
02:37:34
he came to see the light,
02:37:35
well, and stayed should and then went to
02:37:39
freedom and why and became free damn it, it’s not
02:37:46
funny
02:37:47
[music]
02:37:54
[music]
02:38:18
in short the joke drives away like this
02:38:23
two stalkers 1 on a fancy Toyota the
02:38:25
other on 1 [ __ ] such a ke but
02:38:28
cool gets out of the car and they see him that he
02:38:30
arrived in the field, the door can’t be closed,
02:38:32
but he means to him and says man,
02:38:35
why are you happy, who is there to be afraid of? It’s a
02:38:37
quiet area. I never close the car at all,
02:38:40
and he answers him, yes, I did
02:38:42
n’t close it either, so yesterday damn fools
02:38:45
got in and all the seats got sick dump and there’s nothing
02:38:52
not much time has passed posted
02:38:54
sauf somehow I’ll come
02:39:04
[music]
02:39:12
when you’re at home or
02:39:15
[applause]
02:39:18
yes, it’s good where we’re not here
02:39:22
such an evil photo of the car brought me here, it’s
02:39:25
better if one stalker was sitting at home
02:39:28
telling the other I
02:39:31
always take a photo of my mother-in-law with me on a hike, why is it
02:39:35
cold, dirty, anomalies, mutants, and I
02:39:39
look at the card and think, God,
02:39:42
it’s good, because in the formation there is no worse
02:39:50
wine with a circle, it’s boring, but those
02:39:55
people are not going wild at wild speed,
02:39:58
of course they’re not crazy but when
02:40:01
you look at what I can do in your chambers,
02:40:05
this is also swag gone, this needs
02:40:08
to be tied up
02:40:16
[music]
02:40:19
but here’s the joke the doctor listens to the stalker who
02:40:24
came to the appointment and says it
02:40:27
went well well the doctor and what’s good
02:40:31
so asks it became good that it’s not me
02:40:35
[music]
02:40:37
good already comedian
02:40:40
[music]
02:40:51
[music]
02:41:02
[music]
02:41:09
well, a little off topic, but I remembered that
02:41:13
he’s teaching, there’s a controller listed as a blind man with
02:41:16
all sorts of things on his hind legs, walking around pretending to be
02:41:19
dead, things are going a little slow,
02:41:22
and there’s a zombie standing next to him, making fun of you,
02:41:24
nothing will work out for you, you’re suffering,
02:41:28
and the controller he shook his finger like that and
02:41:30
answered, hear stalker, shut up, yes, you did
02:41:34
n’t learn to bring me slippers right away either,
02:41:40
damn, it’s not funny among stalkers at all,
02:41:43
women don’t have a floor, they’re just
02:41:46
going to be
02:41:47
Amazons,
02:42:10
well, I had to place my palm like that, I
02:42:14
made him get sick,
02:42:17
one stalker asks another,
02:42:19
you know? which car is the most stalkerish
02:42:22
no answering here which Zaporozhets
02:42:25
why yes everything is just as reliable as a tank and
02:42:29
the trunk in the front is
02:42:30
convenient to keep an eye on the swag
02:42:32
[music]
02:42:35
funnier nothing spare come to your senses as it
02:42:40
was you will come in the evening and the woman of the house on
02:42:43
the pole for what
02:42:59
[music]
02:43:07
in short a joke a soldier got lost in the zone
02:43:13
at night Comrade captain walks and shouts to the guys at
02:43:16
least someone here [ __ ]
02:43:19
lights taste like they are burning like eyes
02:43:22
but the coaches shut up right away and art
02:43:25
the voice is inhuman by chance among you
02:43:27
will teach you how to do it the soldier dropped his pants in fright
02:43:31
but answers and excuse me I
02:43:34
got lost here as if the conclusion is shouting I think
02:43:38
maybe the comrades will hear, but the
02:43:41
comrades won’t hear the one lurking in the bushes, but I
02:43:46
heard to you from this what use are
02:43:49
men, you my
02:43:54
damn it’s so not funny
02:44:05
[music]
02:44:13
[music]
02:44:27
but here’s a joke
02:44:30
one stalker tells another and I
02:44:33
always take a photo with me on a hike
02:44:35
Mother-in-law I take it, why, well, what about the cold, dirt and
02:44:40
anomalies, mutants, and I look at the map and
02:44:43
think, God, it’s good, it’s funnier than
02:44:51
anything, the idea doesn’t happen anymore,
02:44:54
igan with a circle is continuous
02:44:57
[music]
02:45:02
[applause]
02:45:09
[music]
02:45:16
[music]
02:45:22
listen, guys
02:45:30
[music]
02:45:50
[ music]
02:45:58
[applause]
02:45:59
[music]
02:46:03
reduce the newcomer like uncut dogs and
02:46:06
all of them are better than the strip crawling and
02:46:31
yet here the people are going wild with wild
02:46:34
speed no they meet inattention
02:46:37
they wherever you look at whom
02:46:41
three stalkers share advice I
02:46:44
got myself a black jacket so now the bandits are
02:46:47
me They take me for one of their own and don’t touch me, but
02:46:49
I painted my suit so it turned
02:46:52
into an army bulletproof vest, and I
02:46:54
put on an old, torn overalls, and on the back there’s
02:46:57
an inscription “I’m a loser”; if you touch it, my
02:47:00
failure will be passed on to you;
02:47:03
no one comes closer than 50 meters at all; he’s a
02:47:08
good comedian.
02:47:18
[applause]
02:47:41
I just remembered how they once brought one
02:47:46
of the officials into the zone to show something, how
02:47:48
some things surprised some people
02:47:51
outraged him
02:47:52
and some things were stolen from him will flow
02:48:10
[music]
02:48:27
well, it was necessary to plant the palms of a
02:48:30
unique block in the general forest zone like that the pagoda
02:48:37
on the threshold of the old gatehouse is a bloodsucker, then a
02:48:40
little bloodsucker runs out of the house
02:48:43
and
02:48:44
bothers daddy, daddy, show the stalkers,
02:48:47
well, show me and the stalker, the path reaches on
02:48:51
each hand along the skull and begins, like in a
02:48:54
puppet theater, the
02:48:55
left skull so subtly listen to you daughter,
02:48:58
what do you think here there is a bloodsucker on the right
02:49:01
so in a bass voice but you give me Petrovka
02:49:03
what the hell are bloodsuckers here a good
02:49:09
comedian the
02:49:41
whole musical pause
02:49:45
[music]
02:50:33
[applause]
02:50:36
wishes for why there are no good ones to buy
02:50:41
[music] [
02:50:45
applause]
02:50:52
[music]
02:50:55
[applause]
02:50:59
however how the people are going wild I’ll say
02:51:02
it slowed down Of course we meet not crazy people
02:51:05
talking at a checkpoint on the cordon corner
02:51:08
comrade warrant officer but you can
02:51:10
watch TV and what you can’t be afraid of you can
02:51:13
only persuade not to turn on the floor flo
02:51:20
[applause]
02:51:33
[applause]
02:51:48
floor sound rapid damn solid
02:51:51
well a little off topic but I remembered you’ll come in
02:51:54
in the evening and dad found us in a
02:51:56
lost soldier in the zone at night leading and
02:51:58
shouting guys comrade captain at least
02:52:02
someone here [ __ ]
02:52:04
lights of the bush are burning like eyes but in
02:52:07
short he shut up right away and art the voice
02:52:10
is inhuman at first you make noise to them in the middle of the night the
02:52:12
soldier dropped his pants out of fright
02:52:16
but answers and and excuse me, I
02:52:19
got lost here, as if the conclusion is shouting, I think
02:52:23
maybe my comrades will hear, but the
02:52:26
comrades won’t hear him dragging along in the bushes, but I
02:52:30
heard to you from this, what’s the use of
02:52:34
dinner, you’re mine, there’s
02:52:38
nothing newer,
02:53:12
but the joke
02:53:15
came, it means stalker to the doctor, the doctor
02:53:18
examined him and said this is
02:53:21
fatigue, this is from nervous tension,
02:53:24
and this is from depression, thank you, doctor,
02:53:27
thank you, tell me, but you have nothing but vodka,
02:53:30
booze,
02:53:38
the count can’t fit in your head, because no one
02:53:42
outside the zone really knows that there is
02:53:44
some kind of conspiracy going on here in Tula,
02:54:06
but it’s a little off topic but he
02:54:10
picks him up like that, two stalkers 1 on a
02:54:13
fancy Toyota, the other on 1 [ __ ] one
02:54:16
like him, those but cool gets out of the car
02:54:18
and they see that he didn’t come with the door, he ca
02:54:20
n’t close it, but he means it to him
02:54:23
and says man, why are you disfiguring Who is there
02:54:25
to be afraid of? It’s a quiet area. I never lock the car at all,
02:54:28
and he answers him,
02:54:31
yes, I didn’t lock it either. Yesterday, damn
02:54:33
fools got in and all the seats got sick, they
02:54:37
were surveying
02:54:47
[music]
02:55:11
well, now I’ll tell you
02:55:12
[music]
02:55:15
got lost, a soldier in the zone walks and screams at night
02:55:17
guys, comrade captain, well, at least there’s
02:55:21
someone here, the [ __ ] lights of the bush are burning,
02:55:24
it’s like the eyes, well, in short, I shut up
02:55:27
right away, and the art of the voice is inhuman, by chance,
02:55:30
in the middle of the night, you make noise,
02:55:32
the soldier scared you, dropped your pants, but
02:55:35
he answers, and excuse me, I
02:55:38
got lost here, as if you’ll be screaming, I think
02:55:42
maybe my comrades will hear and the
02:55:45
comrades won’t hear that one trudge through the bushes, but I
02:55:49
heard you from this, what’s the use of
02:55:53
dinner, you’re my damn, it’s not funny, they’re not
02:56:02
learning anything, I’m not learning a
02:56:05
kilo of American, they’ve seen enough or they’re
02:56:08
going crazy with greed,
02:56:12
I’d like to tell you about no one about anything the house wants
02:56:15
except he doesn’t scatter 5 guts of cash across the branches
02:56:21
[applause]
02:56:30
but this is what I once heard: an
02:56:35
experienced stalker left his car in the
02:56:37
bushes, only to leave, he sees a
02:56:39
bloodsucker next to it, hanging around, well, the stalker
02:56:42
tells him to get out of here while you’re still alive,
02:56:44
and he was offended for a hundred years, saying it’s not yours the
02:56:46
car is not needed and the stalker answers him,
02:56:50
the car may not need to be damned, but to
02:56:53
scribble obscenities on it are you
02:56:55
masters of newer michigo meters
02:57:04
[applause]
02:57:32
why are the guys bored
02:57:36
[music]
02:58:08
yes, this is the sleeve
02:58:20
Tulsa, we will lose damn it all, think better of it,
02:58:24
as if yours
02:58:25
will come in the evening and the woman at home it was going to the table
02:58:28
uncle why
02:58:44
waved his hand like that everyone is laughing clearly the
02:58:49
new Russian comes to the stalker and
02:58:52
says listen the needs are not arts the tank is needed a
02:58:56
goldfish is called I want how all
02:59:00
our bros made a mistake it’s so because he’s her
02:59:03
radioactive hear why are you floating my brains
02:59:06
radioactive radio passive
02:59:10
thing I’m not a coward and I’ll shove the damn thing, it’s not
02:59:17
funny, I wish
02:59:27
I’d ​​known earlier that I’d have to carry so much
02:59:29
cartridge on myself and before the seed the whole
02:59:35
thing doesn’t matter,
02:59:48
well, now I’ll tell you that
02:59:52
two stalkers meet, do you remember Vasya, well, the
02:59:55
one who also wanted to become a pilot, so what the
02:59:57
heck? Yesterday I got into the springboard, well,
03:00:01
by the way, nothing
03:00:03
came true, the man’s dream flew newer,
03:00:09
there’s nothing,
03:00:39
as if I’m a soldier of these, I’m going to end, so
03:00:43
I waved my hand, everyone is laughing, I gathered them, they’re sitting on the
03:00:47
shore of the lake, a tower, a resident, if the lenses
03:00:50
you say are not lying, everything about the radial
03:00:52
dream and I’m already here who knows how many si
03:00:54
your transients the author is definitely lying to him,
03:00:57
although the outs of the tail for some reason
03:01:00
began to lick the hair of the doctor or something,
03:01:05
damn it, it’s not funny
03:01:22
[music]
03:01:39
but that’s what I once heard
03:01:41
[music]
03:01:43
somehow two stalkers meet, well, one
03:01:46
to another and says the other day to duty
03:01:48
he went to the light
03:01:50
and he stayed and then he went to
03:01:53
freedom and why
03:01:55
and became free newer nothing
03:02:26
was broken that it was empty like animals the
03:02:29
color of the skin days like they were robbers so
03:02:33
waved his hand everyone is laughing clearly or sat down
03:02:37
two of ours meet, became a wedge,
03:02:40
remember Vasya, well, the one who also wanted to become a
03:02:42
pilot, well, why did the
03:02:44
daughter of the springboard get in, well get in, and
03:02:47
why nothing came true, the
03:02:49
man’s dream flew, damn it, it’s
03:02:54
not funny, it doesn’t fit in my head,
03:02:58
because no one outside the zone really
03:03:00
knows what’s going on here
03:03:03
some kind of conspiracy in Tula,
03:03:27
well, now I’ll tell you, a
03:03:31
soldier in the zone got lost at night, he walks and
03:03:33
shouts to the guys, comrade captain, at least
03:03:37
someone here [ __ ]
03:03:39
lights are burning deliciously, like eyes, but
03:03:42
in short, he shut up right away and the art of the voice is
03:03:45
inhuman by chance among you will teach
03:03:47
you how to do it, the soldier dropped his pants in fear
03:03:51
but he answers and excuse me, I
03:03:54
got lost here, as if in a year, I’m shouting, I think
03:03:58
maybe my comrades will hear, but the
03:04:01
comrades won’t hear him trudging in the bushes, but I
03:04:05
heard this
03:04:06
to you, what’s the use of your dinner,
03:04:11
but there’s nothing newer, and why are
03:04:18
some heads here cheap and slow? there
03:04:20
would be no end to the customers
03:04:31
[music] he
03:04:47
waved his hand, everyone was laughing clearly
03:04:53
they hit each other hard, which means in the zone two
03:04:55
dear ones from one of them dumped four stalkers
03:04:58
and on the other the same amount of scuffles word for word
03:05:01
then the shooting began
03:05:04
and in the bushes by the road the controller sits and
03:05:07
rejoices at I chose a vowel without heat and it’s
03:05:11
convenient to cover the clearing here with friends,
03:05:14
just get ready for the barbecue so we
03:05:17
’ll sit down, damn it’s not funny, the guts will soon
03:05:23
tie in knots local victims, this is a
03:05:27
sad one, wishing for something good,
03:05:29
but there’s no
03:05:34
[music]
03:05:53
but here’s a joke about
03:05:57
three stalkers they share advice, one
03:05:59
talks about himself, a black jacket, delivery,
03:06:02
now the bandits consider me one of their own and
03:06:04
don’t touch me 2 and I dyed my suit
03:06:08
so they turned it in for an army bulletproof vest, we brush it off
03:06:12
3 and I put on an old torn
03:06:16
overalls and on the back there is an inscription I’m a loser,
03:06:20
touch me and my failure will be passed on no
03:06:23
one comes closer than 50 meters to you at all,
03:06:26
no one comes closer than 50 meters, the funniest pashka is nothing in
03:06:32
stock, it’s not like there’s no
03:06:42
coverage if it was always such a waste
03:06:46
to perform and the mother was definitely three or four such
03:06:51
trips and yesterday they brought food, swag, not
03:06:56
leather, I’m tying everything up in Navina zones

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