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00:00:00
MATT: Hello, everyone, and welcome00:00:01
to tonight's episode of Critical Role.00:00:03
Where us nerdy-ass voice actors00:00:04
sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.00:00:06
ALL: We play Dungeons & Dragons!00:00:09
MATT: If you haven't noticed,
we are in our Halloween episode.00:00:12
So yes, before we jump into our announcements,00:00:15
let's go ahead and introduce everyone's00:00:17
fantastic Halloween attire.00:00:20
Let's begin, to my left over here,00:00:22
we have Travis Willingham.00:00:25
Dressed as...
TRAVIS: (laughs)00:00:27
Hi, Matt!00:00:28
MATT: Hey buddy. (laughs)00:00:32
TRAVIS: (Cajun accent) Yeah, I'm Orly.00:00:36
Navigator of the Balleater.00:00:39
Rest in peace. Oh wait, it's over here.00:00:42
(laughter)00:00:44
I got a wicked sleeve and a Cajun tattoo.00:00:48
No, accent. (laughs)00:00:51
LAURA: Wow. TALIESIN: Wow.00:00:52
TRAVIS: It's really hot in this mask, guys!00:00:55
It's covered in spray paint.00:00:57
MATT: Really fresh spray paint.00:00:59
TALIESIN: What have you got down there?00:01:01
What is that red thing?00:01:02
That red--
TRAVIS: Oh, this?00:01:04
Oh, well, he plays the bagpipes.00:01:10
(bagpipes squealing)
(laughter)00:01:16
MATT: Holy shit! (laughs)00:01:20
LIAM: You don't want to see that leaning over your bed00:01:21
in the middle of the night.00:01:23
MATT: We should not have started with you.00:01:25
It's all downhill from here.00:01:28
SAM: Cowabunga!00:01:29
MATT: Travis, well done on Orly.00:01:31
LAURA: Wow.
ASHLEY: Oh, fantastic.00:01:32
MATT: Now, Laura.00:01:34
Looking fabulous as...00:01:37
LAURA: I'm my dad.00:01:38
(laughter)00:01:40
I'm The Gentleman.00:01:42
That's all I got, I'm blue.00:01:45
I got a wineglass.00:01:46
(laughter)00:01:50
I...00:01:51
I don't know, that's all I got.00:01:53
I would've sprayed water on myself,00:01:54
but the paint would've come off, so...00:01:56
This is all I got. MATT: Good call. Good call.00:01:57
SAM: You look super hot.00:01:59
MATT: Awesome. You look great, Laura.00:02:00
TRAVIS: The contouring, the contouring!00:02:03
MARISHA: So good.00:02:04
MATT: Liam, Liam O'Brien.00:02:06
LIAM: I am dressed as Astrid, Astrid Beck.00:02:09
Star pupil of the Soltryce Academy.00:02:12
I received a lot of great makeup tips00:02:14
from Marisha and Laura over the past couple of days.00:02:16
Thank you, ladies.00:02:18
MARISHA: Looks fabulous.00:02:19
LIAM: I feel beautiful,00:02:20
minus the terrible burns.00:02:22
TRAVIS: Let's see those forearms.
MARISHA: Show off those tattoos.00:02:24
LAURA: Yeah!00:02:25
Ooh!00:02:27
SAM: Nice.00:02:28
LIAM: This is made of toilet paper.00:02:31
LAURA: Is it really?
MATT: Delightful.00:02:32
LIAM: Yeah.
LAURA: That's impressive.00:02:33
LIAM: And latex. MATT: Yeah, a little liquid latex. It's classic.00:02:35
You look great, man.
LIAM: Thank you.00:02:37
MATT: Sam.00:02:39
SAM: I am Kiri!00:02:41
Yes, I am very sweet!00:02:43
(laughter)00:02:44
I cannot see!00:02:48
MATT: Where's your knife?00:02:49
SAM: Oh! (laughs)00:02:51
Sorry.00:02:52
Ah!00:02:53
(laughter)00:02:54
I've killed people!00:02:59
Welcome to the Mighty Nein!00:03:00
TRAVIS: Oh my god!00:03:03
Oh my god.00:03:04
MATT: Perfect, thank you, Sam.00:03:07
SAM: Go fuck yourself!00:03:08
(laughter)00:03:10
MATT: There you have it.00:03:11
All righty, Ashley.00:03:13
ASHLEY: I'm Henry Crabgrass.00:03:15
(laughter)00:03:18
Always ask for consent!00:03:23
MATT: I love it, it's so good.00:03:26
(as Henry) Well, I appreciate that, it's a great choice00:03:28
for a Halloween costume, well done.00:03:31
Taliesin.00:03:32
TALIESIN: I am Archivist Zeenoth from Zadash.00:03:37
Got my book and my scowl.00:03:40
Quite a bit, quite a bit, yes.00:03:41
LAURA: And your lovely coif.00:03:42
ASHLEY: Oh, lovely.
TALIESIN: Yes, gorgeous.00:03:43
MARISHA: Good to see you, dude.00:03:45
TALIESIN: Yes.00:03:47
MATT: I guess, while we're in that space,00:03:49
Marisha, if you'd like to...00:03:51
MARISHA: Oh, yes, I am Celia, Celia Ovesso.00:03:56
Devout follower of The Traveler, and...00:03:59
SAM: Amazing.00:04:00
MARISHA: While I know that I was very cold,00:04:02
and maybe closed off,00:04:04
I really don't know if...00:04:07
any of this was warranted.
(laughter)00:04:12
SAM: So good.00:04:14
MARISHA: I just don't know if this was00:04:16
a just sentence for...00:04:19
my crimes of just being a little bit too myself, but,00:04:24
I will have to deal with this for the rest of my life,00:04:26
so, thank you.00:04:27
MATT: Well done.
SAM: What does your shirt say?00:04:29
Oh, nice, nice.00:04:31
MARISHA: I got it, some guy was
selling them on the roadside,00:04:34
on the way out, but I think it's a knockoff.00:04:38
TALIESIN: You don't have to be so
hard on yourself there though.00:04:40
MATT: Hey-o.
ASHLEY: Ey.00:04:42
LIAM: Just wondering, does anyone have a Wish spell?00:04:45
MATT: Just, just if you're looking.00:04:47
MARISHA: I'm raising money.00:04:48
You can kick into my GoFundMe00:04:51
to try and buy a Wish spell.00:04:54
Thank you. Thank you very much.00:04:56
MATT: All righty. Everyone, you look fabulous,00:04:59
I'm so excited every time the year we get to do this,00:05:01
it makes me happy.00:05:02
LAURA: Wait, and who are you, Matt?00:05:03
MATT: "I...00:05:05
"Am Artagan, in some places known as The Traveler.00:05:09
"And let me tell you--"00:05:12
"Well, actually it's not much of religion anymore, is it?00:05:13
"Never mind, just go about your business,00:05:15
"and, sorry, Celia.00:05:19
"Don't worry."00:05:20
LAURA: You look really good!00:05:21
ASHLEY: You look so good.00:05:23
MATT: Well, let's go ahead00:05:24
and jump into our announcements tonight,00:05:26
beginning with our sponsor for the evening,00:05:28
NordVPN, Sam.00:05:30
SAM: Happy Hack-oween, web crawlers!00:05:33
I've been stroking my keys all year00:05:35
trying to defrag the Ultracodex00:05:37
and save the WWW Dot Planet.00:05:40
But tonight, the only packets I'll be DL-ing00:05:42
are these delicious assorted candy bars00:05:45
I picked up trick or leet-ing this week. (chuckles)00:05:49
Oh! Oh no!00:05:51
Candy corn?00:05:52
My candy bag has been hacked!00:05:56
If only I had somehow installed NordVPN on it!00:05:59
Providers of highest quality encryption00:06:01
for your internet traffic and hiding your IP00:06:03
and physical location.00:06:04
Right now, they have a special cyber deal,00:06:06
every two year plan purchase00:06:07
gets one additional month free00:06:08
and a surprise gift, go to nordvpn.com/criticalrole00:06:11
and use coupon "criticalrole" at checkout to sign up,00:06:14
but what kind of cookie monster00:06:17
would jailbreak somebody's hard candy hard drive?00:06:21
I will have to do a sweet scan to find out!00:06:24
MATT: Oh my god. (laughs)
SAM: (trills)00:06:27
LIAM: Oh, wow. Sound effects.
SAM: Oh, look!00:06:29
What's this? Holy HDMI!00:06:31
A hidden USB drive!00:06:34
I'll just... Jack in.00:06:37
TRAVIS: Nope.00:06:39
SAM: Uh-huh.00:06:40
Okay, here we go.00:06:41
(laughter)00:06:42
Trip the trinary, snork the SilverHawk,00:06:46
leg sweep the Cobra Kai, gleaming cube, I've hacked it!00:06:50
It's a text file that says,00:06:52
"Eat this, you latex dork."00:06:55
What does that even mean?00:06:56
MATT: Wait, wait, wait.00:06:57
Latex?00:06:59
SAM: Yeah, latex dork.00:07:02
MATT: That's my Playa name, when we're at Burning Man,00:07:05
Marisha calls me latex dork.00:07:07
SAM: Why does Marisha call you latex dork?00:07:11
MATT: No reason...00:07:13
MARISHA: (chuckles)00:07:14
SAM: But why would they insult you, Matt?00:07:16
That's my job!00:07:17
Wait a second. Matt?00:07:19
Check your desk.00:07:21
MATT: What?00:07:23
The missing candy!00:07:25
SAM: Yes, I knew it.00:07:26
Whoever key punched my Kit-Kats00:07:28
is trying to turn us against each other!00:07:30
Drive a wedge between you and me, but why?00:07:32
And who?00:07:34
MATT: Maybe we'll find out,00:07:36
next time NordVPN sponsors this show,00:07:38
maybe, if it ever happens again.00:07:40
SAM: Check them out at nordvpn.com, Matt, hack to you.00:07:43
TRAVIS: (bagpipes squeaking)00:07:45
(laughter)00:07:49
MATT: Thank you, Sam.00:07:50
Thank you, NordVPN, thank you, Orly,00:07:53
for the wonderful musical accompaniment there.00:07:56
LIAM: Funky, little turtle man.00:07:57
MATT: Indeed.00:07:58
We have a few other announcements.00:08:00
Some of you may have noticed, but00:08:02
this week, we announced00:08:03
our brand new publishing company, Darrington Press.00:08:07
(cheering)00:08:11
Been in the works for a little while,00:08:12
happy we can finally talk about it.00:08:14
It is headed by our good friend, Ivan Van Norman here.00:08:18
(cheering)
"Hey, guys!"00:08:20
Some people know them in the tabletop space.00:08:22
We've all been doing this stuff00:08:24
together for a long time, he's wonderful00:08:25
and we're happy to have him helming that.00:08:28
And I'm excited to be on the board00:08:30
as a creative advisor as well.00:08:31
We have a lot of cool things coming up.00:08:33
First off, our game coming out first, Uk'otoa,00:08:38
which we'll release in the first quarter of 2021.00:08:41
Uk'otoa is a tactical game00:08:43
of semi-cooperative card play00:08:44
with factions of sailors00:08:46
vying to be the final survivor00:08:47
of the raging sea leviathan, Uk'otoa.00:08:50
ALL: (whispering) Uk'otoa...00:08:52
MATT: You can sign up for our newsletter00:08:53
at darringtonpress.com to hear more about Uk'otoa00:08:56
and our other upcoming releases.00:08:59
Oh, and check out our announcement at critrole.com00:09:01
for more information on Darrington Press,00:09:03
a peek at Uk'otoa's box art and creative team,00:09:07
and a glance at our game slate for 2021.00:09:10
ALL: (whispering) Uk'otoa...
MATT: Super excited. Wow, you guys.00:09:12
Just, some things never die.00:09:14
TALIESIN: Like Uk'otoa.00:09:15
MATT: Ashley, you got some announcements, I believe?00:09:17
ASHLEY: Hey!00:09:19
So...00:09:21
Thank you so much for your support.00:09:24
(laughter)00:09:27
I'm not going to be able to do this seriously.00:09:29
Yeah, thank you so much00:09:31
for everything that you guys have done00:09:32
and all of your support for the Critical Role Foundation.00:09:36
So since this show is prerecorded,00:09:39
I don't have gloves, so.00:09:44
It's hard to give you an accurate update00:09:46
as to where we are at with the campaign.00:09:48
But we'll be closing our First Nations campaign00:09:51
once we hit $200,000.00:09:54
Which will fund the Native Youth and Culture Funds00:09:57
for eight programs.00:09:59
We were just starting with two,00:10:00
and then you guys are just amazing.00:10:02
We're so stoked, this is so awesome.00:10:06
And then, as a reminder,00:10:08
whenever we don't have an active campaign,00:10:11
donations received will be split evenly00:10:14
between our partner charities.00:10:16
We got 826LA.00:10:18
We got OSD.00:10:20
We got Red Nose Day.00:10:22
We got the Pablove Foundation.00:10:24
And we got OutRight Action International.00:10:28
And with 10% continuing to go to our emergency relief fund,00:10:33
we have many plans, we are so excited,00:10:35
thank you so much.00:10:36
For more info, go to criticalrolefoundation.org.00:10:40
MATT: Thank you, Ashley, and thank you, everyone00:10:43
for being fabulous, generous, and good souls.00:10:47
And for your faith.00:10:49
No seriously, you guys have been fantastic.00:10:50
Thank you for supporting this endeavor00:10:51
and it's just the beginning.00:10:53
More good to come. Thank you.00:10:55
Laura, you had some things to talk about.
LAURA: Feel like Orly was trying to play just then00:10:58
and it wasn't coming out.00:11:00
TRAVIS: (bagpipes squeaking)00:11:01
LAURA: There you go.
MATT: With the Night Court theme?00:11:03
(laughter)00:11:04
MATT: It's good.00:11:08
LAURA: We got some merch to talk about today!00:11:12
MATT: Okay!00:11:13
LAURA: It's the holidays.00:11:14
The holidays are coming up.00:11:15
So you know, we've been making some stuff00:11:17
because we know, you know, stuff is cool.00:11:18
Okay.00:11:19
LIAM: Your voice sounds so strange00:11:21
coming out of that dude's mouth.
LAURA: I know, it's weird.00:11:22
I wish I could talk with a lower voice, but I can't.00:11:26
Look at these!00:11:28
SAM: (yelling) Look it! Look at it!00:11:30
LAURA: These are-- everybody wants00:11:31
comfy cozy clothes right now, me especially.00:11:34
And these are, we have joggers.00:11:36
These have Nicodranas on them00:11:38
and it's got a really cool little graphic.00:11:41
MARISHA: So cute!
LAURA: They're so comfy.00:11:43
Okay.00:11:44
Also, as far as comfy clothes go.00:11:46
SAM: Oh, come on!
LAURA: I'm really excited00:11:48
about this.
SAM: Don't even, with me.00:11:51
LAURA: We have a pair of pajamas.00:11:52
(cheering and laughter)00:11:55
MATT: That's all I'm going to wear.
MARISHA: I'm just going to wear00:11:56
that shirt all the time!
LAURA: I know!00:11:58
And they're so soft,00:11:59
and all the doodles were done by Wendy Doodles.00:12:02
(cheering)00:12:03
LIAM: That's how you dress for 2020.
LAURA: That's right.00:12:05
SAM: Are those, do they feel--00:12:06
remember the pajamas that we wore in that video?00:12:09
LAURA: They are way better00:12:10
than the pajamas in that video.
SAM: Okay, because those were awful.00:12:12
LAURA: Yeah, no, these are actually really soft.00:12:14
They're like, jersey, cotton t-shirt material,00:12:17
it's wonderful. And then the joggers00:12:19
are really soft and smushy on the inside,00:12:21
I was very adamant that I wanted soft and smushy stuff.00:12:23
SAM: Awesome.00:12:25
LAURA: And then, we've got--
TRAVIS: (sneezes)00:12:26
(ruefully) Oh...00:12:27
LIAM: Ew...
TALIESIN: (cackles)00:12:30
LAURA: We have this puzzle!00:12:32
(cheering)00:12:34
This puzzle is Vox Machina.00:12:36
It matches our Mighty Nein one,00:12:37
designed by Lauren Walsh,00:12:41
by our friends at The OP, The Op.00:12:43
Huh?00:12:44
MATT: I said, "Yay, Lauren!"00:12:45
LAURA: Yay, Lauren.00:12:46
(cheering)00:12:48
All right, all right, all right.00:12:50
There's a couple other things.00:12:51
We released a lot of stuff today!00:12:54
We have a whole line of Vox Machina chibi pins00:12:59
to match our Mighty Nein chibi pins.00:13:02
That includes here, Percy and Vex.00:13:05
TRAVIS: Aw, so cuties.00:13:06
LAURA: Aw, and little baby Trinket.00:13:08
Oh, and little chibi Pike!00:13:12
And Scanlan!00:13:14
Oh, and, oh here's a little.00:13:16
I like this, because Keyleth and Vax match each other.00:13:20
They both have their--00:13:21
ALL: Oh!
MATT: Oh, I love that!00:13:23
LAURA: Their little opening.00:13:26
And then we have Grog Strongjaw.00:13:30
And Taryon Darrington!00:13:31
(cheering)00:13:32
And all of these pins were done by Jenny Park,00:13:35
and they're super cute, and our own Aaron00:13:39
designed the backing, and I'm obsessed00:13:41
with all the backs.00:13:43
And then,00:13:45
we also have.
MATT: Damn, Laura's been busy!00:13:47
LAURA: Dude, I know, okay?00:13:48
So our Tal'Dorei Republic tank,00:13:50
and our Beau...00:13:53
SAM: Sleeves are bullshit?00:13:54
LAURA: Sleeves are bullshit, are both available in the AU.00:13:58
SAM: In the AU?
LAURA: Wait, jeez, wait.00:14:00
SAM: Atomic Units?
LAURA: No, Australian.00:14:02
SAM: Are they halfway to the sun?00:14:03
LAURA: Wait.00:14:05
SAM: Astronomical Units?
LAURA: The lighter one...00:14:07
I don't know if I have all the things I'm supposed to have.00:14:09
There's all different variants00:14:11
and they're available in the UK and Australia.00:14:13
You should check them out00:14:14
and see what you have in your store!00:14:16
I did good job on these announcements.00:14:19
MARISHA: You did, you did!00:14:22
MATT: Yay!
(applause)00:14:25
MARISHA: Nailed it!00:14:27
MATT: (as Artagan) "If I must say,
I thought that was a wonderful job."00:14:29
LAURA: Oh, thank you very much, I appreciate that.00:14:31
TRAVIS: (bagpipes squeaking)00:14:34
SAM: Why do you do this with the bag?00:14:37
TRAVIS: I lost the instruction manual!00:14:38
ASHLEY: That's the air, right?00:14:40
TRAVIS: Yeah.00:14:41
SAM: I understand pushing it, but he's like,00:14:43
he's working it with his fingers like it's a guitar!00:14:46
ASHLEY: It's more of a...00:14:47
LAURA: Well, it's a teeny tiny bagpipe, so...00:14:50
MARISHA: I like it.
TRAVIS: (squeaky bagpipe)00:14:52
MATT: It's a very, very, Bill and Ted way of doing it.00:14:54
I respect that.00:14:56
All right, well.00:14:57
I believe that brings us to the end of our announcements.00:15:00
So let's go ahead and jump into00:15:01
tonight's episode of...00:15:04
Critical Role.00:15:05
(cheering)00:15:07
(water bubbling)00:15:09
(thunder rumbling)00:15:15
(explosion)00:15:17
♪ Role ♪00:15:18
♪ Critical Role ♪00:15:20
♪ Critical Role ♪00:15:23
♪ Critical Role ♪00:15:25
♪ Mighty Nein ♪00:15:28
♪ Roll the dice ♪00:15:33
♪ The adventure begins, they were always beside you ♪00:15:37
♪ Your nerdy best friends and the DM to guide you ♪00:15:42
♪ And they rise from flames for the battles ahead ♪00:15:46
♪ Villains beware 'cause you're about to be dead ♪00:15:54
♪ They got magic and flair ♪00:15:56
♪ They got falchions and cunning ♪00:15:58
♪ They don't see over there there's a monster incoming ♪00:16:03
♪ Inspiration is waiting, rise up, don't think twice ♪00:16:07
♪ Put your fate in your hands, take a chance, ♪00:16:10
♪ roll the dice ♪00:16:11
♪ Roll the dice ♪00:16:12
♪ Critical Role (roll the dice) ♪00:16:15
♪ Critical Role (roll the dice) ♪ ♪ Critical Role (roll the dice) ♪00:16:17
♪ Critical Role (roll the dice) ♪00:16:19
♪ Can you answer the call ♪00:16:22
♪ Diggin' deep in your soul ♪00:16:24
♪ As the legend unfolds ♪00:16:26
♪ Now it's your turn ♪00:16:27
♪ Your turn, your turn ♪00:16:30
♪ To roll ♪00:16:35
(flames whooshing)00:16:43
MATT: Welcome back.00:16:44
So right before we hop in,00:16:47
one quick correction, Laura, realized.00:16:49
LAUR: All right, I found the things00:16:50
I was supposed to show off.00:16:52
Here's the tank tops I was supposed to talk about.00:16:55
This one, oh no.00:16:57
(laughter)00:17:00
This one is available in our UK store,00:17:02
this one's available in our Australia store.00:17:04
They're slightly different colors!00:17:08
TRAVIS: Nice, nice.
(applause)00:17:09
LAURA: I love you guys.00:17:10
SAM: Worth it.
MARISHA: Nailed it!00:17:11
MATT: Thank you, Laura.00:17:12
LIAM: Stuck the landing.00:17:16
MATT: So last we left off, Mighty Nein.00:17:20
After making a deal with the Archmage of Antiquity00:17:23
of the Cerberus Assembly, Lady Vess DeRogna,00:17:27
to escort her to the northern region00:17:29
known as Eiselcross, to head towards00:17:32
possibly an excavation00:17:35
for the long lost, pre-Calamity city of Aeor.00:17:38
You made your way northward to the very00:17:42
final precipice of the Greying Wildlands,00:17:45
chartered a ship known as the Midnight Hammer,00:17:47
and made your way across the dangerous Frigid Depths.00:17:51
For days you journeyed with some chance encounters,00:17:55
along with an ambush by the apparently raised,00:17:58
undead Captain Avantika, seeking one such item00:18:01
that you still carry, the last remnant00:18:05
required to unleash Uk'otoa.00:18:07
ALL: (whispering) Uk'otoa...00:18:08
MATT: After she escaped with this artifact,00:18:11
you gave chase as orcas, and,00:18:13
through some ingenuity and some quick movement,00:18:15
managed to head her off at the curb.00:18:18
And in doing so dispatch her undead form00:18:20
deep beneath the waves.00:18:22
Returning to the ship,00:18:24
you made your way to the final elements of this journey.00:18:28
And we left off as the Midnight Hammer began00:18:30
to slowly dock into00:18:33
Balenpost, on the southern edge of Foren.00:18:37
The central largest island portion of Eiselcross.00:18:42
So.00:18:44
You watch as the ship makes that impact sensation,00:18:49
that grinding (booms) as it hits the rock and ice.00:18:53
Signifying it coming to a stop.00:18:55
Its last bit of momentum00:18:58
only being ceased by the heavy piece of earth00:19:01
that meets it there.00:19:03
Lady Vess comes out and conjures00:19:05
this greenish array of sparks in the sky above00:19:07
that you see forming into the familiar trio symbol,00:19:10
the triad of diamonds, that is the symbol00:19:13
of the Cerberus Assembly.00:19:16
At that point, the once threadbare crew00:19:18
that once stood at the docks00:19:19
begins to grow more and more crowded00:19:21
as individuals begin to come out with materials00:19:23
and set up the gangplank and help weigh down anchor00:19:26
and tie it to the dock.00:19:27
Immediately you see heavily bundled dock workers00:19:30
begin to fix the vessel in place00:19:32
and figures begin to step onboard,00:19:34
wrapped in thick padded jackets00:19:35
of red leathers and gray fur.00:19:38
You see a man,00:19:39
human in his 50s,00:19:41
a tangled curly mop of light brown hair00:19:43
receding at the temples approach and say,00:19:46
"Ah, hello, my friend.00:19:49
"I was not expecting you to come quite so...00:19:53
"abruptly, but you are of course welcome, Lady."00:19:57
And, Lady Vess gives a little nod and goes,00:20:01
"I am here with my compatriots.00:20:03
"They are my hired hands for this endeavor.00:20:06
"Please make sure they are taken care of."00:20:09
He goes and turns to her and says,00:20:11
"How long is the ship to remain in port?"00:20:14
And she goes, "Well, actually, they,00:20:16
"they were only hired to drop us off,00:20:18
"so they may return about their business00:20:20
"once they have gathered their supplies."00:20:23
He goes, "All right, and your compatriots here?00:20:29
"Is there a leader or a
name of which I should refer to you?"00:20:35
TRAVIS: Yes, of course, we are known as the Mighty Nein.00:20:38
MATT: "Mighty Nein. I take it you are the leader."00:20:41
TRAVIS: Oh no.
LAURA: He's our captain.00:20:42
SAM: Caleb's more the leader.00:20:43
LAURA: Well...
SAM: But, I mean,00:20:45
at sea, he's the leader, sure, sure.00:20:47
MATT: "Mm.00:20:48
"I am Wardlow Akron.00:20:50
"It is my charge to keep Balenpost in check00:20:54
"and well-greased in these cold, icy regions.00:20:59
"So should you require anything,00:21:01
"don't ask me, but certainly know00:21:03
"that you're under my,00:21:05
"under my guise while you're around.00:21:08
"And how long were you planning to stay?"00:21:10
As he leans in and Lady Vess, who's,00:21:12
at this point, starting to walk off the ship,00:21:14
giving him half attention, goes,00:21:17
"I gather probably no more than a day or two00:21:19
"as we gather supplies and head northward,00:21:22
"but we should not be in your way."00:21:27
At which point they step off,00:21:29
if you guys want to follow suit00:21:30
there's a now a crowd of people following,00:21:32
flanking side to side,00:21:34
escorting you as you make your way off the dock00:21:37
to the central gate that meets the docks00:21:39
and head inward to the actual fort of Balenpost itself.00:21:43
The heavy, tall, 10-ish foot00:21:46
log walls greeting you there with a little bit00:21:48
of a shimmer of ice that has gathered on the outside00:21:50
that you can see glistens a bit00:21:52
with what bit of light is coming through the grayish sky.00:21:56
You watch as Wardlow leans forward again and goes,00:22:01
"Whenever you're comfortable, I would,00:22:04
"I'm sure there are some who would be eager00:22:05
"to give you a tour of the current projects00:22:08
"in Horswell's laboratory."00:22:10
And she goes, "That would be sufficient.00:22:14
"But, however, allow us to gather our things,00:22:18
"find some bit of comfort, perhaps a meal,00:22:20
"and then I'll come to find you.00:22:22
"Come, come," and looks to all of you00:22:24
with a bit of a flick of a finger to follow suit.00:22:27
The gates that are partially opened00:22:29
lead into the central fort of Balenpost,00:22:32
and around you can see00:22:34
the flickering orange glow of torchlight00:22:36
amongst various elements of the walls.00:22:38
You're dealing with the fact of me00:22:39
giving this presentation as Artagan?00:22:41
LAURA: And just looking around.
MARISHA: Just, all of us.00:22:42
LAURA: Yeah, I know, every time I look at Ashley, really.00:22:45
MATT: This is why I love the Halloween episode so much.00:22:49
I'm only hoping we can get, you know,00:22:50
more important character advancement,00:22:53
and dramatic scenes.00:22:55
Like when Veth got her body back00:22:57
when Sam was dressed as a leprechaun,00:22:59
let's make this happen.00:23:00
MATT: So far, what I've learned in this episode is,00:23:02
eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows...00:23:05
MATT: Moley moley mole.00:23:06
(laughter)00:23:09
So.00:23:10
Entering the inside,00:23:12
your feet crunch over the heavy, thick,00:23:15
now grimy and gray patched snow and ice00:23:18
that seems to be gathered and pressed to the edges00:23:20
of the inside of the courtyard that is the fort itself.00:23:23
You can see numerous tents and small structures00:23:25
that line the perimeter of it00:23:27
with small wooden watchtowers that poke over the edges00:23:30
where you can see guards00:23:33
with longbows and crossbows00:23:36
just keeping watch from higher positions.00:23:39
You can see there is one, large, central fortification00:23:43
that sits on the western edge00:23:44
of the inside of this courtyard00:23:46
which was the large structure you saw00:23:47
as you came into dock.00:23:48
This looks to be the central barracks00:23:51
and main defensive positioning point within Balenpost.00:23:54
A multi-floored, stone and wood building.00:23:59
Almost like a small, castle-like fortification,00:24:03
but of less accessible materials.00:24:06
It looks to be a bit more ramshackle,00:24:07
but definitely functional.00:24:10
As you're guided up through the courtyard,00:24:12
you can see the heavy portcullis00:24:13
of cross met iron bars begins to lift up,00:24:18
out of your way.00:24:19
As you head into the interior of the base floor00:24:22
of this main fort structure,00:24:24
immediately the temperature becomes a bit warmer00:24:26
and more welcoming.00:24:28
The light is limited, beyond a couple of sconces00:24:31
of metal that are bolted into elements00:24:33
of the stone and wood.00:24:35
And even then the embers burn low.00:24:37
But it is a much better interior00:24:41
than the top of the ship00:24:42
or your walk brusquely to this position.00:24:46
Heading inside, you begin to take stock of the interior.00:24:49
You hear Akron apologizing briefly to Lady Vess.00:24:51
You hear Akron apologizing briefly to Lady Vess.00:24:54
"I'm terribly sorry00:24:56
"about the current circumstances00:24:58
"and our limited supplies.00:25:01
"The situation in Icehaven,00:25:03
"north of Icehaven, has somewhat caused issues00:25:06
"with the supply ships, as you know.00:25:09
"Hopefully they won't be diverted much longer, but for now,00:25:13
"we're doing what we can with what we have."00:25:16
And she gives a nod, continues walking.00:25:20
Into the base part of this fort proper,00:25:23
the central main chamber,00:25:26
there are rickety tables and stools00:25:28
strewn about this darkly lit area00:25:30
just the elements of lantern light00:25:31
occasionally scatter across a handful of these tables.00:25:34
You can see miserable-looking workers00:25:36
and other members of Balenpost itself00:25:39
sitting and drinking from rather rugged cups,00:25:43
eating very plain-looking food00:25:46
lacking any color in this low light00:25:47
let alone, if that would help,00:25:48
if it was a brighter space.00:25:51
Very little conversation, and mostly00:25:53
just a lot of grumbles, chewing,00:25:54
and staring at the newcomers00:25:55
as you all step into the central region here.00:26:02
After a brief moment, you see Vess goes,00:26:05
"Ah, well,"00:26:06
gestures to the rest of you.00:26:08
"This is fortuitous,00:26:10
"perhaps we'll have a longer conversation.00:26:13
"Dagen!00:26:14
"Dagen."00:26:15
And she gives a hand call over.00:26:17
You watch as this00:26:21
extremely grizzled-looking male dwarf approaches00:26:24
from the corner of the shadows.00:26:26
His face, a mess of tanned leathery skin,00:26:30
callouses frame edges of his chin00:26:33
and a mane of jet black hair00:26:35
that tumbles thick past his shoulders.00:26:37
And seems to mesh with this very,00:26:41
rat's nest of a black beard00:26:43
that rests over the clavicle.00:26:45
His tattoos wrap his arms right up to the bracer.00:26:48
And,00:26:50
more, you assume, are probably hidden00:26:51
beneath his breastplate.00:26:53
His arms flex impressively00:26:54
as he pushes himself near you,00:26:56
within an intricate chair of scuffed metal and wood.00:27:00
A large pair of slanted wheels affixed to its sides.00:27:03
With numerous tools and plates bolted onto it.00:27:06
You've seen contraptions like this before around Exandria,00:27:08
but none quite as dangerous looking as this.00:27:10
He brings himself forward00:27:13
and glances to all the rest of you.00:27:17
"Lady Vess.00:27:19
"I can see you've made your way here and,00:27:23
"I take it these are your compatriots00:27:25
"that are going to be coming along the journey,00:27:28
"is that correct?"00:27:29
TRAVIS: Indeed. We are the Mighty Nein.00:27:31
We are at your disposal.00:27:33
MATT: "Mm.00:27:34
"Dagen.00:27:38
"Well, make yourselves at home.00:27:41
"We'll go ahead and talk on preparation soon enough.00:27:45
"Y'all look a bit haggard00:27:46
"and worse for wear from the journey,00:27:47
"I know it's been some time, but,00:27:51
"if you need anything, come find me."00:27:52
SAM: You're our guide, correct?00:27:54
MATT: "Indeed."00:27:55
SAM: Do you know, just so we can prepare,00:27:58
will we be journeying on foot, or00:28:03
on the back of some sort of beast,00:28:06
or in a wheeled vehicle of some sort?00:28:08
MATT: "Not a whole lot of beasts that can be tamed00:28:11
"for bringing up on these parts.00:28:12
"So we're going to have to take this by foot."00:28:14
SAM: Huh.00:28:16
Okay.00:28:18
LIAM: Also, I hope you don't mind my asking,00:28:20
but this place seems very well-guarded.00:28:22
What are the primary threats00:28:24
in this region that you are on guard against?00:28:27
MATT: "(laughs)00:28:29
"Let's get a few drinks later on, we'll talk about it."00:28:31
LAURA: How long until we leave?00:28:34
MATT: "Well, I guess that's up to," and he points to Vess and Vess goes,00:28:37
"No more than 40 or so hours.00:28:40
"Just some time to situate, relax.00:28:43
"I have a few meetings to take00:28:44
"and then we will make our way, northward, huh?"00:28:49
TRAVIS: Is Akron still around?00:28:52
MATT: Akron is about maybe 10 feet behind her.00:28:54
TRAVIS: And he was who met us at the docks, right?00:28:56
MATT: Correct.00:28:57
TRAVIS: Can I go over to him and say:00:28:59
I'm assuming this is a very busy port.00:29:03
Have you seen, by chance,00:29:04
an old acquaintance of ours?00:29:06
A purple tiefling with red eyes come through here recently?00:29:12
MATT: "Can't say that I have.00:29:15
"This place isn't as busy as you'd think."00:29:18
TRAVIS: Hmm. MATT: "But...00:29:20
"We'll keep an eye out."00:29:22
TRAVIS: Thank you.00:29:24
MATT: "Is there any concern with this individual?"00:29:26
TRAVIS: Oh, not at all. No, no, no.00:29:28
He's a fellow explorer, like ourselves.00:29:31
He might've found his way up here.00:29:33
But, you know, his research is his own.00:29:36
MATT: "Fair enough. "Well, this does tend to draw00:29:38
"some of those with some...00:29:41
"delving experience and a need for coin, so,00:29:43
"if he hasn't been here soon,
he might show up at some point.00:29:48
"And if that happens, I'll let Lady Vess know.00:29:51
"And she'll convey this to you, I assume, right?"00:29:54
And she goes, "Of course.00:29:56
"Not a worry."00:29:57
TRAVIS: Thank you.00:30:00
MATT: You said what?00:30:01
SAM: No, nothing.00:30:02
I'm not there, so I'm not making any insight check.00:30:04
MATT: Okay, gotcha.00:30:06
TRAVIS: (pigeon coo)00:30:10
MATT: After this moment,00:30:12
you can see Vess is having a quiet conversation00:30:14
with Dagen and then turns over,00:30:17
back to you--
MARISHA: Can I see them?00:30:19
MATT: You can see them.00:30:20
MARISHA: What are they saying?00:30:22
(whispering) I can read lips.00:30:23
LAURA: (whispering) Are you Observant?00:30:24
MARISHA: (whispering) Yes, I am!
LAURA: (whispering) Nice!00:30:26
MATT: Make a perception check.00:30:27
Because you are in low light here.00:30:31
MARISHA: Perception check?00:30:33
Okay.00:30:34
MATT: Just because they're a little bit of a ways away00:30:37
and there's low light, so.00:30:38
MARISHA: 18.00:30:39
MATT: 18, yeah. Easy enough.00:30:42
You see her leaning in, and00:30:44
what you catch is her saying,00:30:47
"Do not worry, gather what we need.00:30:50
"We'll be out of here soon.00:30:52
"The payment will be delivered00:30:55
"upon our disembarking."00:30:59
MARISHA: This was to Dagen?00:31:01
MATT: This was to Dagen, yeah.00:31:02
MARISHA: Okay.00:31:03
SAM: All right, business.
MARISHA: I mean, yeah.00:31:06
Okay.00:31:07
LIAM: I am still totally disoriented00:31:08
and can't tell who's talking.00:31:11
At any time. All the wrong voices.00:31:13
LAURA: I know, it's really...00:31:15
TRAVIS:a I keep losing Ashley.00:31:16
I'm like, huh? (laughs)00:31:19
MARISHA: You do blend in with the light quite well.
ASHLEY: This is hot!00:31:22
I'm like--00:31:24
MATT: Yeah.00:31:25
Lady Vess turns back to Wardlow Akron, says,00:31:29
"I assume my quarters have been prepared?"00:31:32
To which he says, "Yes, Lady DeRogna."00:31:35
"Good."00:31:36
She turns to the rest of you.00:31:38
"Take the day to prepare for the lengthy journey ahead.00:31:41
"Gather whatever you need00:31:43
"from whatever meager supplies they may have available.00:31:47
"Ask around.00:31:49
"Get familiar with the terrain.00:31:51
"I have some business to handle with Akron.00:31:53
"We'll take a night's rest,00:31:55
"then after that long journey,00:31:57
"we'll begin a new one with Mr. Dagen Underthorn here.00:32:00
"Tomorrow midday, perhaps, weather willing.00:32:06
"See you perhaps for dinner."00:32:08
SAM: All right. MATT: She begins to make her way up the stairs.00:32:12
SAM: Well?00:32:13
It's just us, then.00:32:15
I guess we'll do our standard day of training00:32:17
that we always do together?00:32:18
LAURA: Yes, definitely, all of the training.00:32:21
SAM: Yeah. So that we're an elite super force tomorrow.00:32:25
TALIESIN: Or we could buy more food.00:32:26
SAM: Okay.00:32:27
LAURA: Oh yeah, because we gave all of ours to the cetus.00:32:29
TALIESIN: Yeah, that might be an option.00:32:31
SAM: Let's do that instead.00:32:32
TALIESIN: All right.
ASHLEY: That's a good idea.00:32:35
LAURA: I bet the food will be very expensive here.00:32:37
TALIESIN: It's only money.00:32:38
LAURA: That's true.
TALIESIN: Yeah.00:32:41
SAM: Well, I'll just ask around00:32:43
and see if there's a--00:32:44
if anyone can recommend--00:32:46
We're in a bar right now? Where are we?00:32:49
MATT: It's more like--
SAM: A fort?00:32:50
MATT: You're in the bottom floor of this multi,00:32:53
probably three story tall,00:32:56
boxy fortress that is built from stone and wood00:32:58
that sits as the central and largest00:33:02
bulwark here in Balenpost.00:33:05
SAM: And then around that is,00:33:07
like, other structures and a wall or is it open?00:33:09
MATT: Yeah, there's a large,00:33:11
slightly oval or kidney shaped wall00:33:13
that surrounds the entirety of Balenpost00:33:15
and around the inside of the wall,00:33:17
there are tents and heavier structures,00:33:20
but none of them even remotely close to the size00:33:23
of this central fortress.00:33:24
SAM: All right, I'll just ask around
and see if there's any place that--00:33:27
or person, or tent that sells food.00:33:31
MATT: Okay. Okay.00:33:35
Go ahead and make an investigation check for me.00:33:41
SAM: 32.00:33:42
MATT: 32.00:33:43
Looking about, just quickly glancing00:33:45
at the way the system of society00:33:48
seems to function here.00:33:49
You quickly begin to make out00:33:51
that there are some tents and structures00:33:53
that are heavily storage-based,00:33:54
some that you know, gather...00:33:58
generally supplies to maintain00:34:00
the survival of everyone here.00:34:02
And, that area is very heavily guarded.00:34:07
You do notice, on the northeastern side00:34:10
near the gate, you do see a green tent00:34:12
where Dagen Underthorn is making his way towards.00:34:16
Possibly either his abode or he has business there.00:34:21
You do see...00:34:25
there's not much of a society here.00:34:27
Most of it is designed for the military-ish00:34:30
or guarding purposes of this location00:34:33
and the folks who stay here vary between00:34:39
Dwendalian Empire attire,00:34:43
some semblance of townsguard, but not quite as uniform,00:34:46
and many just appear to be rough and tumble sell-swords00:34:49
that make their living00:34:51
with whatever business Balenpost wishes to hire them for.00:34:56
But there are probably, after asking around a bit,00:34:59
you find there are some individuals here00:35:01
that are willing to sell you supplies that are their own.00:35:04
There isn't so much a large business here00:35:06
for selling a lot of people that come in and out.00:35:08
Most everyone here has some sort of business00:35:09
with the Empire and materials are given.00:35:13
But you can attempt to...00:35:15
to discuss what business you have here00:35:18
and perhaps push that weight a bit.00:35:20
SAM: Sure, if there's someone to talk to?00:35:24
MATT: Okay.00:35:26
You do watch as one of the buildings has00:35:30
a number of thick leathers00:35:32
that are somewhat frozen00:35:33
and placed over the back wall of one structure.00:35:36
And you can see there,00:35:38
rope is tied around large wooden slats00:35:42
in a way where you gather,00:35:44
a lot of captured or hunted game00:35:47
is probably prepared for meals00:35:49
and whatever resources are on them00:35:52
can be taken and utilized about.00:35:54
And you do notice,00:35:56
on the inside of the partially ajar door,00:35:58
you see this hulking humanoid form00:36:01
that's in the process of00:36:03
currently carving a heavy piece of skin00:36:06
from some sort of a corpse.00:36:08
SAM: Caduceus, you want to come talk to this fellow00:36:10
about meat with me?00:36:12
TALIESIN: I mean,00:36:13
meat's not really going to do me any good, but sure.00:36:16
SAM: Oh, but I mean for the others.00:36:17
TALIESIN: All right, I just don't know much about it,00:36:19
but let me-- let me see what I can--00:36:21
ASHLEY: I know a good amount about meat.00:36:23
SAM: You want to come? Meat talk?00:36:25
ASHLEY: Yeah, I can do some meat talk!00:36:26
TALIESIN: I think between the three of us, we could do this.00:36:27
ASHLEY: Yeah.
SAM: We'll do-- we'll have a meat-cute.00:36:30
TRAVIS: I can't fucking do it! (laughs)00:36:33
MATT: All right.
TRAVIS: It's so... (laughs)00:36:35
SAM: Hello!00:36:37
MATT: (squeaks) As you press into the door,00:36:40
it grinds and squeaks at the same time,00:36:42
its hinges themselves partially frozen00:36:45
from lack of mobility and movement.00:36:47
As you press in and say, "Hello,"00:36:50
what little bit of light there is flickering00:36:52
from the nearby lantern that's framing this hulking figure,00:36:54
the hulking figure spins around quickly,00:36:56
still holding this large, hooked looking00:36:59
Bowie knife-like blade,00:37:01
and clutching whatever half-carved corpse00:37:04
is laid across this wooden table in the other hand00:37:06
and turns to you.00:37:07
You now see this tall,00:37:10
human, but larger.00:37:12
You can take a moment to focus in00:37:14
and appears to be of giant blood.00:37:16
Female goliath.00:37:17
Hair completely shorn,00:37:19
and a series of tattoos that appear to be scars.00:37:24
Self-imposed, or at least intentionally placed designs00:37:27
that are scarred into the flesh,00:37:29
across the face, down the chest.00:37:33
Just wearing this loose leather apron00:37:35
that's lying in the front of them.00:37:39
"What do you want?"00:37:41
SAM: Oh, hi there.00:37:43
TALIESIN: Oh.
SAM: I...00:37:44
ASHLEY: We came to talk to you about some meat00:37:47
and some provisions, you know?00:37:49
Things of that nature,00:37:51
just wanted to see what type of meat you have.00:37:54
MATT: "We got meat."00:37:57
ASHLEY: What kinds?00:38:00
MATT: "We got wolf meat."00:38:02
And you watch as she takes the blade00:38:03
and throws it, and00:38:06
it sticks into this folded pile00:38:09
of somewhat freshly cut,00:38:11
still glistening in the lantern light,00:38:14
striated muscle, uncooked,00:38:16
sitting there in the corner.00:38:18
ASHLEY: Okay. Wolf is good.00:38:20
SAM: Is it good?00:38:21
ASHLEY: It's lean, it's a little gamey, but it's good.00:38:23
SAM: All right.00:38:24
MATT: "We got mammoth."00:38:26
SAM: Mammoth?!
ASHLEY: You have what again? Mammoth?00:38:28
MATT: And she points over on the far end of the table.00:38:29
You can see there's a window that's open,00:38:32
and hanging in it, there's this heavy,00:38:35
heavy, it looks almost like a00:38:37
a steak side, but it's about three and a half feet long00:38:41
and it's hitting the ceiling and then tucking inside.00:38:43
And it's left this big red stain00:38:46
that's caused the little bit of
snow that's blown in with it00:38:48
to also turn a reddish orange around it.00:38:50
SAM: I'm picturing00:38:52
the ribs from the Fred Flintstone--
TALIESIN: Exactly. Exactly.00:38:54
MATT: Not unlike that. You're not wrong.00:38:57
SAM: Yeah.00:38:58
Oh, is mammoth good?00:39:00
Is that a good-- is that good?00:39:02
MATT: "It's meat."00:39:03
TALIESIN: Seems like a--
SAM: Meat, okay.00:39:05
ASHLEY: I've never had it, so I don't know.00:39:06
TALIESIN: Is mammoth good?00:39:08
SAM: She said it's meat.00:39:09
TALIESIN: Oh, well, then if people like meat,00:39:11
then it must be good, I guess.00:39:13
SAM: And you'd be willing to part with some of this00:39:16
meat for a price or a trade?00:39:19
MATT: "How much you want?"00:39:22
SAM: Of the meat?00:39:23
ASHLEY: Well, we need, you know, for--00:39:26
TALIESIN: Most everybody.
SAM: One, two, three, four,00:39:27
five, six, six people for a week.00:39:30
SAM: Yeah.00:39:32
LIAM: Nine.00:39:36
MATT: "Wolf?00:39:37
"Or mammoth?00:39:39
"Or both?"00:39:41
SAM: If you could describe them,00:39:43
it would help us decide.00:39:44
Right now, they're just sort of similar.00:39:47
MATT: "Wolves are smaller creatures,00:39:50
"covered in thin fur, kind of whitish in color00:39:54
"in this region."00:39:55
SAM: Yeah.00:39:56
MATT: "Long snouts. Hunt in packs."00:39:59
ASHLEY: Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.00:40:00
MATT: "Mammoths.00:40:01
"Massive pachyderm-like creatures.00:40:03
"Long extended stout with gargantuan tusks.00:40:08
"Thick, coarse fur covers the entire body.00:40:11
"Also travel in packs, but not hunters.00:40:14
"More scavengers."00:40:16
ASHLEY: And the mammoths are a lot bigger than wolves.00:40:18
MATT: "Much bigger."
ASHLEY: Yeah.00:40:20
TALIESIN: She knows.
SAM: Very good detail.00:40:22
TALIESIN: I mean when in doubt,00:40:23
I guess you order a flight for people? Is that the--?00:40:26
TRAVIS: A flight! (laughs)
ASHLEY: Maybe we can get a little bit of both?00:40:29
SAM: Yeah. That's a great idea.00:40:31
ASHLEY: I'm going to give the meat a sniff.00:40:34
To make sure it's...00:40:37
good.00:40:38
MATT: You've had meat,00:40:40
in all stages of freshness in your life.00:40:46
This is...00:40:48
You know, it's not the freshest,00:40:50
but it's not...00:40:52
It's not going bad.00:40:53
TRAVIS: It's fucking cold.
MATT: If anything, the temperature helps keep it continuously refrigerated.00:40:56
So it's got some life on it.00:40:59
ASHLEY: Yeah. I think we should take a little half and half.00:41:01
Do you happen to have anything a little bit more exotic?00:41:04
Bugs?00:41:06
You know, things that are...00:41:09
In this region, that Eiselcross is known for?00:41:13
SAM: Or vegetables?00:41:14
We wouldn't say no to some vegetables.00:41:17
TALIESIN: I imagine they'd be difficult to get up here,00:41:18
but, you know, long shot.
SAM: For sure, you never know.00:41:20
MATT: "I ain't got vegetables.00:41:22
"But if you ask around, you might find someone00:41:24
"who's brought some with them."00:41:26
SAM: Okay.
ASHLEY: Okay.00:41:28
MATT: "I just work in meat."00:41:31
SAM: You're the Meat Woman, then?00:41:35
MATT: "I guess."
SAM: Okay, cool, cool.00:41:37
TALIESIN: Well, it's nice to meat you, then.00:41:40
SAM: Oh.00:41:42
LIAM: Wow.
TALIESIN: You can use that.00:41:43
MATT: "(laughs huskily)00:41:48
"(continues laughing)"00:41:52
TALIESIN: Oh, oh.00:41:53
MATT: "I like you."
TALIESIN: Oh, I like you, too.00:41:57
So we should buy some meat.00:41:58
SAM: Yes, how much?00:41:59
For seven days worth of half and half.00:42:03
MATT: "Seven days worth for seven, you said?"00:42:05
SAM: Six people, but yeah.00:42:06
MATT: "Six people.00:42:14
"30 gold pieces."00:42:16
SAM: It's expensive.00:42:17
TALIESIN: Well, you've got to remember where we are.00:42:20
SAM: Sure, if I give you 40 gold,00:42:23
could you also tell me, what's it like,00:42:26
does Wardlow Akron run things around here?00:42:31
MATT: "Akron run things for the Assembly, aye."00:42:36
SAM: And are they a good organizer of things?00:42:41
Are they on the up and up00:42:42
or are they shady-- shady dealings?00:42:46
MATT: "Don't know if you looked around here, Missy,00:42:48
"but everyone here's a bit shady."00:42:51
SAM: True. True.00:42:53
MATT: "So no, I'd say he fits in quite well."00:42:56
SAM: And do you know anything about Dagen Underthorn?00:43:02
MATT: "That man's a beast."
SAM: A beast?00:43:04
MATT: "Been all up and down most parts00:43:05
"here in Eiselcross, Foren specifically."00:43:08
SAM: But respected?00:43:10
MATT: "Aye."00:43:11
SAM: Would you...00:43:13
would you want him on your side in a battle?00:43:17
MATT: "Aye, of course."
SAM: Okay.00:43:19
MATT: "And he's brought us some meat himself a few times,00:43:21
"some of the bigger beasts.00:43:22
"Took 'em down single-handed, or so he said."00:43:24
TRAVIS: Damn.00:43:25
TALIESIN: And, just, last question,00:43:27
you haven't seen a purple tiefling00:43:28
wandering around anytime in the last week or so?00:43:32
MATT: "No."
TALIESIN: Ah, worth asking.00:43:34
MATT: "Don't get many tieflings up here.00:43:36
"Cold weather and all that."00:43:38
TALIESIN: Fair.
MATT: "Is that another joke?"00:43:42
TALIESIN: I don't get it.00:43:44
MATT: "(laughs huskily)"00:43:46
(laughter)00:43:48
TALIESIN: Huh.00:43:50
ASHLEY: Well...00:43:51
SAM: This was a delight.
ASHLEY: This was great.00:43:53
Wolf and mammoth, that's what you got?00:43:56
TALIESIN: Yeah.00:43:57
MATT: "All right. Pay up, I'll cut it down for you."00:43:59
SAM: Here you go.
ASHLEY: Here, I can--00:44:00
SAM: No, it's okay, I got it.00:44:02
MATT: She goes ahead and carves down quite a bit of meat00:44:04
for what you paid for.00:44:05
SAM: You have some butcher paper
or something to put it in?00:44:07
MATT: She just throws it into this like--00:44:09
SAM: Cool, cool.00:44:10
MATT: You know, series of small burlap sacks00:44:12
that immediately to begins to soak through.00:44:15
Hands it over.
TALIESIN: That'll be fine.00:44:18
SAM: Wet meat? Okay, sure.
TALIESIN: I mean...00:44:20
LAURA: It'll freeze, it's fine.00:44:21
MATT: "What's your name, sugar?"00:44:23
SAM: Oh yeah.00:44:28
Yeah, you! TALIESIN: Oh, well.
MATT: "Yeah, the jokester."00:44:30
TALIESIN: Ah, Caduceus Clay, it's a pleasure to meet you.00:44:32
MATT: "Oh, pleasure."00:44:33
"I'm Oweda."00:44:35
TALIESIN: Pleasure, Oweda.00:44:37
MATT: "Previously a head hunter here in this region.00:44:41
"Now just sort of a purveyor of meat."00:44:44
TALIESIN: How long have you been up here for?00:44:47
MATT: "Oh, just about six or so months."00:44:50
TALIESIN: Wow.00:44:52
It's got to take a toll on you for awhile.00:44:54
I've never been anywhere this cold before.00:44:56
MATT: "Yeah. Not a lot of companionship up here."00:45:00
SAM: Oh, shit.00:45:01
TRAVIS: Wow.00:45:02
LAURA: Get it, Clay!
TALIESIN: I can imagine.00:45:03
TRAVIS: ♪ Come on ride the train ♪00:45:08
TALIESIN: Well, if we're done here,00:45:09
I guess we've got everything we need.00:45:11
SAM: You can stay if you want, we could just--00:45:13
TALIESIN: Oh, no, I've got to find some veggies or something.00:45:14
ASHLEY: Yeah, because we have so much time,00:45:16
you probably could stay.
SAM: If you want to stay00:45:17
and talk, that's fine.00:45:18
TALIESIN: Oh, we'll come back later.00:45:19
It will be nice to see you,
once I come up with another joke,00:45:22
I'll come on by.00:45:23
MATT: "Please do."
TALIESIN: I'll be thinking about it.00:45:24
MATT: "Okay."00:45:26
SAM: All right. I guess we'll leave.00:45:28
MATT: "(laughs huskily)"
SAM: Caduceus!00:45:30
MATT: "'Meat you!'"00:45:31
you hear as you leave.00:45:34
SAM: She was into you!00:45:35
Did you not read that? She was into you!00:45:38
TALIESIN: Ah. Really?
ASHLEY: Big time.00:45:40
Even I read it.00:45:41
TALIESIN: Ah, it's, it's nah, I don't
have time for that. That's all right.00:45:44
SAM: What do you mean, you don't have time for that?00:45:45
We have 40 hours! That's-- you can--00:45:47
You guys could have sex 40 times.00:45:49
TALIESIN: (laughs)00:45:51
Yeah, yeah, no, that's just not...00:45:53
I get it. It's not really my thing.00:45:55
SAM: Are you just not-- not?00:45:57
TALIESIN: No, not really.00:45:59
SAM: Not into her, or just not into--00:46:01
TALIESIN: Oh, not into anybody.00:46:02
I enjoy what you all have going on.00:46:04
That's a lot of fun to watch.00:46:06
I mean, not there, specifically, but you know, just,00:46:09
we all bounce off each other, it's kind of great.00:46:12
But nah, it's not really for me.00:46:13
SAM: It's not your thing?
TALIESIN: No, not my thing.00:46:15
SAM: Well, it must free up your mind and heart for--00:46:18
TALIESIN: So much.
SAM: So much other stuff.00:46:20
TALIESIN: Yeah. No.00:46:21
Gives me time to think about cooking,00:46:23
keeping everybody together, yeah.00:46:25
SAM: And I, you know, I'm pretty set00:46:28
with my hubby, but...00:46:30
thinking about, you know,00:46:32
getting with somebody, or00:46:34
coupling or whatever, must take up00:46:36
a lot of psychic energy, right, Yasha?00:46:39
ASHLEY: Oh, I imagine it probably does for some people.00:46:42
I imagine it probably takes up,00:46:44
like every thought in their day.00:46:46
SAM: Like, a lotta stress, probably.00:46:47
ASHLEY: So much stress, probably just, like,00:46:48
I can't stop thinking about it.00:46:50
SAM: Oh, you can't stop thinking about it?00:46:52
Or are you just talking hypothetically?00:46:54
ASHLEY: No, I'm saying a hypothetical...00:46:56
if someone were in that position, you know?00:46:58
They would...00:47:00
they would think about it all the time00:47:01
and probably get really weird around the person.00:47:04
SAM: Sure, sure.
ASHLEY: I imagine.00:47:06
TALIESIN: See how much fun this is to watch? It's crazy.00:47:09
SAM: But that's not something that you feel?00:47:11
ASHLEY: No, no. No.00:47:13
I feel like...00:47:16
No, that's not how I feel at all.00:47:19
Just giving you a hypothetical00:47:20
because I'm very empathetic and I understand00:47:23
where people are coming from.00:47:26
SAM: All right.00:47:27
ASHLEY: I'm just kidding, I'm not very empathetic.00:47:30
TALIESIN: Say, that's-- I recommend the monastery, you know?00:47:32
The monastic life is a good vibe for that.00:47:35
ASHLEY: Yeah.00:47:38
SAM: Well, we'll take the meat back, I guess.00:47:40
TRAVIS: (laughing)00:47:42
You have to push the crabgrass beard! (laughs)00:47:46
TALIESIN: Can't stop, damn it.00:47:48
(laughter)00:47:52
LAURA: Leave it on forever.00:47:53
TRAVIS: Every time you turn your head,00:47:54
it's the best thing I've ever seen!00:47:57
TALIESIN: I've never seen a plant blush before,00:47:59
but it's kind of spectacular.00:48:03
ASHLEY: Oh god.00:48:04
MATT: All right.00:48:05
Is there any other-- anything else anybody would like to do?00:48:07
You have some time.
LAURA: Is there anybody00:48:08
just wandering around that I can talk to00:48:11
when I go outside and I'm building a snowman?00:48:13
Is there anybody around to talk to?00:48:16
MATT: Okay, so, to get this correct,00:48:18
you walked outside and then began building a snowman?00:48:20
LAURA: Yes.00:48:21
MATT: Fuck yes, okay.00:48:23
First, partway into the snowman,00:48:25
you do look around and,00:48:27
there are a number of eyes on you.00:48:29
This is probably not a common occurrence00:48:30
here in the middle of Balenpost.00:48:34
Make a perception check.00:48:36
LIAM: I am watching.00:48:37
MARISHA: I'm watching, too.00:48:39
MATT: All right.00:48:41
Perception check.
LAURA: That's cocked.00:48:43
That's shit.00:48:45
MARISHA: Oh, it's not great.
LAURA: Nine!00:48:47
MARISHA: Nine!00:48:50
MATT: I mean there's people around,
and you can just pick one and go.00:48:55
Like, as soon as you start looking around,00:48:56
people are just standing there00:48:57
in the middle of their business, just looking.00:48:59
And the moment in any sort of other town00:49:01
where everyone would be like, oh,00:49:02
feel awkward and go about their business,00:49:04
they just keep staring.00:49:06
LAURA: I just stare at the one that's
staring at me back right now and go:00:49:09
Did you want to help?00:49:13
Do you want to help? It's really fun.00:49:16
MATT: (low-pitched voice) "No.00:49:17
"That's silly stuff."00:49:19
LAURA: I won't tell anyone.00:49:21
MATT: Make a persuasion check.00:49:26
LAURA: (whispers) Oh, that's good!00:49:29
22.00:49:34
MATT: You see the gentleman who is standing there00:49:38
is wearing a--
LAURA: Ooh, The Gentleman.00:49:40
MATT: There you go.00:49:42
A bit of a...00:49:44
patchwork bit of leather with a little00:49:46
a metal shoulder pauldron on one side,00:49:48
he looks like he's seen some tough winters.00:49:51
He has a big scar across his jaw.00:49:53
And the lip itself is cleft a little bit there00:49:55
and healed that way.00:49:57
The kind of person that you'd expect00:49:59
to see living in a harsh environment like this00:50:01
that has survived it and done a good job.00:50:03
Looks over to one of his compatriots00:50:04
and hands the shield over to him00:50:07
and the spear that he was holding, he goes,00:50:10
"I mean, I've just got to make sure that,00:50:12
"you know, she's not doing anything untoward."00:50:17
Walks over puffing his chest out.00:50:21
"So is this, um...00:50:25
"supposed to be some sort of man?"00:50:27
LAURA: It's going to be a man; it's a snowman.00:50:30
But I'm not an expert at doing this, you know?00:50:32
Because I grew up in a very warm place.00:50:36
But will you help me make a ball?00:50:41
It should be smaller than the one that I just put down.00:50:45
MATT: "Yeah, I'll help you with your business."00:50:49
LAURA: Thanks. MATT: Kneels down and starts packing it with you.00:50:52
LAURA: So what's interesting to do around here?00:50:53
Is there anything fun?00:50:55
MATT: "I mean there's cards."00:50:57
LAURA: Cards!00:50:58
MATT: "Cards and dice games in the inside of the fort there.00:51:01
"Usually around sundown and..."00:51:03
LAURA: Oh, that sounds like fun.00:51:04
MATT: "There's a lot of fighting."00:51:07
LAURA: Fighting?00:51:08
MATT: "Yeah, people get drunk and bored and they fight."00:51:11
LAURA: Oh yes, yes. We've done that before, too.00:51:13
MATT: There's not much else, really.00:51:15
LAURA: What's going on in Icehaven?00:51:19
MATT: "There's some sort of...00:51:21
"from what I heard, breakdown in negotiations00:51:23
"with the Commune of Storm Giants00:51:26
"or something there in the Frigid Depths, and.00:51:29
"So right now, none of the Empire ships00:51:31
"can go straight through to the north,00:51:33
"and it's really messed up00:51:34
"our supply line around here."00:51:37
LAURA: Oh, wow.00:51:38
MATT: "I've been eating nothing but...00:51:40
"gristle and grain for about four weeks, and,00:51:44
"let me tell you,00:51:46
"it's real wrecking on your insides.00:51:48
LAURA: I believe you, hold on!00:51:50
I pull out one of my pastries.00:51:54
I get out my rod and I warm it up a little bit00:51:57
and I give it to him.00:51:59
What's your name?00:52:01
MATT: "Is this, is this like a...00:52:04
"like a baked good?"00:52:06
LAURA: It's called a pastry.00:52:10
MATT: "Man, I haven't seen one of these in a while."00:52:12
LAURA: They're really tasty.00:52:13
That one's cherry flavored.00:52:15
MATT: "I've got to confiscate this, you know?"00:52:17
LAURA: Oh, of course. What's your name?00:52:19
TRAVIS: With my mouth. (laughs)00:52:21
MATT: (inaudible through a mouth of food)00:52:22
LAURA: Huh?
SAM: Kiri?00:52:23
MATT: "Keylen."
SAM: Oh.00:52:24
LAURA: Keylen? That's a good name.00:52:27
MATT: "Thank you, what's your name?"00:52:28
LAURA: I'm Jester.00:52:31
MATT: "Jester, you're...00:52:34
"Not the usual kind of person that comes through here."00:52:37
LAURA: Yes, we are a very unusual sort of group.00:52:40
MATT: "Just be careful."00:52:43
LAURA: Okay.00:52:45
Of what?00:52:47
MATT: He gestures.00:52:49
He's like, "All of it."00:52:51
LAURA: Oh.
MATT: "I mean,00:52:52
"those walls are there for a reason."00:52:54
LAURA: Right.00:52:55
MATT: "How long are you staying?
"Are you heading back on boat?"00:52:57
LAURA: No, we're actually heading out--00:52:59
MATT: "This is incredible, by the way."00:53:00
LAURA: I know, right?00:53:01
I don't know how long we're staying,00:53:03
I'm not exactly sure what we're doing,00:53:05
but our boat left, so. (stammers)00:53:09
MATT: "Okay, well,00:53:10
"just don't go too far out past the walls there.00:53:12
"There's all sorts of nasties00:53:14
"that live out there in the ice."00:53:15
LAURA: All right.00:53:17
Thank you...00:53:19
Keylen?00:53:20
MATT: "Keylen."00:53:21
LAURA: Thank you, Keylen.00:53:22
MATT: "No worries."
LAURA: Maybe I'll see you playing cards?00:53:25
MATT: "Yeah, if you play cards.00:53:26
"Careful though.00:53:27
"There's a rough bunch that usually throws down, so...00:53:31
"I'd recommend maybe just watching00:53:33
"before you go in too deep."00:53:35
LAURA: Okay.
MATT: "Some egos."00:53:37
LAURA: Oh, okay. Good to know.00:53:41
MATT: "Thank you."00:53:42
LAURA: Thank you for helping me build this.00:53:46
MATT: And he goes and takes a little copper piece00:53:48
out of his pocket and makes the nose.00:53:51
LAURA: Yeah!00:53:52
MATT: Stands up, finishes it.00:53:55
"Don't let me catch you doing that again."00:53:56
LAURA: Okay. Yes, sir, you got it, sir.00:53:59
MATT: Walks over and grabs the shield and spear.00:54:02
The guy over there hands it to him like,00:54:03
"Are you serious?" giving that look.00:54:05
And he's like, "Shut up." (sniffs)00:54:08
Quickly shuffles off back00:54:09
to doing his walk around the perimeter.00:54:12
LIAM: Yeah, a couple of minutes back,00:54:14
I started to build a snowman at Beauregard's feet.00:54:17
A big one. Are you going to help me do this?00:54:19
This is what they do here, so.00:54:21
MARISHA: I just kick it.00:54:22
Whatever you started.00:54:23
(laughter)00:54:26
MATT: You hear, you hear, a faint--00:54:29
especially at both of your passive perceptions,00:54:31
a faint cacophony of about seven or eight00:54:34
different voices chuckle the minute it happens00:54:36
in the vicinity.00:54:39
MARISHA: Sorry, I'll...00:54:40
let's build a snowman.00:54:43
LIAM: Okay, but you build that00:54:44
because I did all that work for the last minute00:54:46
so you'll have to make up for it.00:54:49
MARISHA: Just take a glob of snow,00:54:51
pelt him in the face with it.00:54:53
SAM: Jesus!
TRAVIS: (laughs)00:54:54
LIAM: Keep going, though, please.00:54:56
MARISHA: Pelting you in the face with snowballs? Okay.00:55:00
LAURA: I pelt Beau in the face
with a snowball from a distance.00:55:04
TRAVIS: Oh no.00:55:05
MARISHA: It's got some ice in it.00:55:07
Stings, man, it stings a little.00:55:08
I pelt her back!00:55:09
LAURA: Argh!
MATT: (chuckles)00:55:12
LAURA: Yeah, full on snow fight.00:55:13
MARISHA: Snow fight!00:55:15
TRAVIS: I cast Disintegrate on...00:55:17
(laughter)00:55:20
ASHLEY: We got some meat!00:55:22
MATT: Yeah, as you guys walk up,00:55:23
you immediately see--
MARISHA: I pop Yasha.00:55:24
MATT: -- in the middle of this, your friends are starting00:55:27
the most localized snowball fight.00:55:29
And in the middle of, I don't know,00:55:32
essentially the wall in "Game of Thrones,"00:55:36
like, no one here would ever be in a snow fight,00:55:39
but yet here in the middle of the Night's Watch00:55:43
are your friends throwing snowballs.00:55:46
ASHLEY: This makes sense.00:55:48
LIAM: I would like to cast Telekinesis on Beauregard00:55:52
and throw her into a snowdrift.00:55:53
SAM: Nice!
LAURA, ASHLEY, and MARISHA: (gasps)00:55:55
MATT: Oh, go ahead and make a save on that.00:55:56
What's the save?
LAURA: That's awesome!00:55:58
LIAM: 18. MATT: 18, and what's--
LIAM: Strength.00:56:00
MATT: Strength!00:56:01
MARISHA: Oh, definitely fail, I rolled a five.00:56:04
So 10 total.00:56:05
LIAM: Hey, buddy.00:56:07
Payback is a bitch (whooshing).00:56:09
MATT: And immediately you're lifted in the air00:56:11
like some mysterious hand just grabbed you00:56:14
and held you like a limp puppet00:56:15
and then chucks you into the snowbank nearby. Boof!00:56:18
This large snow explosion00:56:20
and all the guards that were watching at this point,00:56:23
chuckling, all of a sudden go like,00:56:26
and there's a quiet hush that falls over them00:56:29
as they realize there's a little more00:56:32
to these wandering fuckheads.00:56:34
(laughter)00:56:36
MARISHA: I just, out of the snowdrift, give him a thumbs up.00:56:40
(strained) That was really good.00:56:41
You knocked the air out of me. It was really good.00:56:43
LAURA: Can you do it to me?00:56:47
LIAM: Yeah. You ready?
LAURA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to go!00:56:49
LIAM: Which one? Do you want to go into00:56:50
the near one or the far one?00:56:51
LAURA: The fluffy one!00:56:52
LIAM: The fluffy one?00:56:53
No, I'll do the far one instead.00:56:55
(whooshing)00:56:56
MATT: (laughs) You don't even try and save?00:56:58
LAURA: No!
MATT: Nope.00:57:01
(little whoosh) (big whoosh)
LAURA: (screams)00:57:03
MATT: At an intense speed, but not so much to point00:57:05
to hurt you, you hit it like00:57:09
a bunch of really cold icy pillows.00:57:11
You just collide and you guys see--00:57:13
you don't see an explosion as much as you see00:57:16
this outline of Jester's body00:57:19
just sink immediately into the snowbank.00:57:22
TRAVIS: Like sleet-y? MATT: Yeah.
(laughter)00:57:24
TRAVIS: Oh fuck.
LAURA: That was not00:57:26
as fluffy as I expected,00:57:28
but still really fun.
MATT: This one's made just for me.00:57:30
MARISHA: Yeah!
(laughter)00:57:32
MATT: But yeah.00:57:33
LIAM: I hope we do not get into a brawl today.00:57:34
That took a lot of effort.00:57:36
(laughter)00:57:37
LIAM: Worth it.00:57:39
I go back to building my snowman.00:57:42
LAURA: That was awesome!00:57:44
LIAM: And I'm going to put two heads on the snowman00:57:47
and I'm going to, with a stick,00:57:50
draw sort of a smiley face on one00:57:53
and a frowny (grunts) on the other one.00:57:56
And when Beauregard limps over, I say: Look, that's us.00:58:00
MARISHA: Aw, it is, but which one's-- wait.00:58:04
Who's the happy one and who's the sad one?00:58:07
LAURA: Yeah, yeah.00:58:08
MARISHA: Yeah.00:58:09
LIAM: I rub over the smile and I make a little frown.00:58:13
We're both frowning.
MARISHA: That feels right, yeah.00:58:16
That looks better.00:58:19
LIAM: We should probably find some lodging.00:58:22
MARISHA: Yeah.
SAM: Oh yes.00:58:24
MARISHA: Are we staying in that
outpost, in the military barracks?00:58:27
TALIESIN: I can't imagine there's a lot of options.00:58:29
MARISHA: I don't think this is a place with a tavern.00:58:32
TALIESIN: Maybe a room with a drink.
SAM: Do you need00:58:34
a closet to make your--00:58:36
LIAM: No, just privacy.00:58:37
MATT: To clarify, because I may have just glossed over it00:58:41
or forgotten to--00:58:43
but you do have rooms prepared for you in the main fort.00:58:45
SAM: Oh, great.00:58:47
MATT: Bottom floor, but you do have three chambers00:58:50
that have been assigned to you all.00:58:51
You haven't been to them yet necessarily,00:58:54
but they were pointed out to you as you entered.00:58:56
LIAM: Okay, well, party in room three tonight.00:58:58
LAURA: Yeah!00:59:00
SAM: Great.00:59:03
TALIESIN: Third floor is the party floor, so.00:59:07
SAM: Is there anything else we need to do?00:59:09
Is there anyone we need to scry on, message?00:59:12
LAURA: Yeah, I was planning on scrying on...00:59:15
LIAM: Did you find the provisions?00:59:16
SAM: We have meat.
TALIESIN: We've got meat.00:59:17
ASHLEY: We have meat. They don't really have00:59:20
stuff maybe for--
TALIESIN: Not meat.00:59:22
ASHLEY: They don't have not-meat.00:59:23
We just have straight meat.
LIAM: You are looking a little00:59:26
green around the gills.00:59:27
Are you all right?00:59:28
LAURA: Some change.00:59:29
TALIESIN: I can also take some of
the meat and grow some mushrooms.00:59:31
ASHLEY: I'm feeling okay.
LIAM: Was the butcher's00:59:32
a little much for you?00:59:33
SAM: No, the butcher was actually-- she was pretty randy.00:59:38
ASHLEY: Yeah, she was--00:59:39
SAM: So Caleb, you know, if you want some...00:59:42
TALIESIN: Apparently the butcher was into me, too.00:59:44
That was a thing.
LAURA: Really?00:59:45
ASHLEY: Yeah, very much so.
MARISHA: Wait, Caduceus got hit on?00:59:48
And I missed it?!00:59:50
TALIESIN: Pretty cool.00:59:51
I missed it too, if it makes you feel better.00:59:53
LIAM: How did you miss it? You are so perceptive.00:59:55
TALIESIN: Hmm?
LIAM: You are so perceptive.00:59:57
TALIESIN: Well, you know, it's-- other people are easy.01:00:01
LIAM: Ah, ah, yeah, that makes sense.01:00:04
MARISHA: Hmm.01:00:05
TALIESIN: Yeah, didn't pick up on it. It's weird.01:00:08
ASHLEY: Yeah, she was great.01:00:09
We got some mammoth meat and we have some wolf meat.01:00:12
SAM: Yeah.
LAURA: Ooh.01:00:14
ASHLEY: So for you guys,01:00:15
we need to figure out some salad.01:00:18
LIAM: Wolf meat is good.
ASHLEY: Roughage.01:00:19
MARISHA: Yeah.01:00:20
TALIESIN: We can try both and decide what we like.01:00:22
SAM: Yeah, we'll do a tasting.01:00:25
TALIESIN: Get a little fire going.01:00:27
MARISHA: Should we make a stew or something?01:00:28
TALIESIN: I was thinking of doing a kebab thing.01:00:30
MARISHA: Oh, that sounds great.
LAURA: A kebab?01:00:32
TALIESIN: Think I've got something
I can turn into a rub.01:00:34
It'll be good.01:00:35
MARISHA: Yeah.01:00:37
(laughter)01:00:39
TRAVIS: I just realized that maybe only worse01:00:41
than shopping would be cooking.01:00:42
(laughter)
(clapping)01:00:48
SAM: Let's real time role play roasting meat.01:00:53
LIAM: Everybody make performance checks.01:00:54
(laughter)01:00:56
MATT: We're not quite at 300 degrees,01:00:58
about five more minutes or so.01:01:00
TRAVIS: I check.01:01:01
No no, keep the door closed.01:01:02
MATT: Yeah, keep it closed.01:01:04
That's a couple more minutes--
LIAM: Roll to see if it collapses.01:01:05
MATT: -- to the final time for it.01:01:06
TALIESIN: Especially fun if you have
to build the oven out of clay.01:01:08
SAM: Oh god, no!
LAURA: Oh god!01:01:10
TRAVIS: Please no.01:01:11
MATT: That's what high level cleric spells are for.01:01:13
LAURA: I am going to scry again.01:01:15
MATT: On?01:01:16
LAURA: Molly.
MATT: On Molly? Okay.01:01:18
TRAVIS: You want to head back to our room?01:01:20
LAURA: Yeah, sure, might as well.
TRAVIS: Okay.01:01:22
SAM: Is there anything else we need to do?01:01:24
No, right?01:01:25
TRAVIS: We don't know yet.
LAURA: I'm sure there's something, but we're not doing it.01:01:26
SAM: All right, I'll go back to the room.01:01:28
MATT: You guys got here mid day or so01:01:30
and wandering around, figuring things out,01:01:32
it's starting to get to dusk.01:01:34
SAM: Great.01:01:35
MATT: And meals are about to be prepared01:01:37
or what little bit of food is being prepared01:01:39
for your arrival is starting to be gathered downstairs.01:01:42
So as you guys walk into the fort,01:01:44
you can see now Lady Vess has already taken a seat.01:01:48
There's this one elevated table that's apart01:01:50
from all the rest of the tables in the chamber.01:01:52
It's placed on what was once a little storage platform01:01:54
that's been cleared and it's been--01:01:58
it's noticeably more polished and clean01:02:02
and trying to be more of a presentory space01:02:04
for an esteemed member of the Assembly.01:02:06
So by comparison, it looks leaps and bounds01:02:09
above anything else in the chamber,01:02:10
but it's still pretty ramshackle.01:02:11
It's no Tri-Spires of Zadash, mind you.01:02:18
But if you guys would like to eat, you may.01:02:22
SAM: Yeah, do it.
MATT: All right.01:02:25
As you can see, a number of other individuals01:02:26
that work within the fort begin to gather01:02:28
and take their seats and meal.01:02:30
Dagen Underthorn goes ahead and makes his way01:02:31
to his own table and sits a bit,01:02:36
having this thick hock of roast of some beast01:02:42
and just sits there and tears into it01:02:43
while keeping an eye on the rest of you01:02:44
And notices when you're looking over01:02:45
and gives a thumbs up.01:02:46
You see bits and chunks of meat in his beard.01:02:51
LAURA: Do I see Keylen?01:02:52
MATT: You do not see Keylen here, no.01:02:55
LAURA: I made a friend.01:02:57
TRAVIS: You did?
LAURA: Mm-hmm.01:02:58
TRAVIS: Where, outside?01:02:59
LAURA: Mm-hmm, he helped me build a snowman.01:03:01
TRAVIS: He helped you build a snowman?01:03:03
LAURA: Mm-hmm.
TRAVIS: Oh.01:03:04
LAURA: But I also found out about Icehaven?01:03:07
TRAVIS: You found out more?01:03:08
LAURA: Well, something about storm giants?01:03:11
Did I hear that right?01:03:12
MATT: Mm-hmm.01:03:13
TRAVIS: Storm giants?01:03:14
LAURA: Yeah, they're blocking the trade route or something.01:03:18
TRAVIS: In the water or on the land?01:03:21
LAURA: In the land?01:03:22
MATT: You gathered it was probably in the water.01:03:23
LAURA: In the water.01:03:24
MATT: They're actually beneath the waves,01:03:26
and you would know this in your travels,01:03:28
like storm giants, some societies of storm giants01:03:31
are just beneath the waves.
TRAVIS: Very bad.01:03:33
LAURA: Oh wow.01:03:34
TRAVIS: Very, very, very world ending, your day wrecker bad.01:03:38
LAURA: Oh, well then, it's good we didn't go there.01:03:41
TRAVIS: Very much so.01:03:42
LAURA: Yeah.01:03:43
TRAVIS: That's not where we're going, is it?01:03:44
LAURA: I don't think so.01:03:45
SAM: Do you have a map?01:03:47
Where is it?
TRAVIS: I do. It's over here.01:03:49
SAM: No, I mean where's Icehaven?01:03:51
TRAVIS: It's up.01:03:52
SAM: Oh shit, okay.01:03:54
LAURA: It's over there.01:03:55
MATT: Icehaven's on the southwestern edge01:03:58
of the Dwendalian Empire.01:04:02
SAM: Oh.01:04:05
MATT: Of the Dwendalian Empire.01:04:06
TRAVIS: Yep, wrong map.01:04:07
Just enjoying this one.
(laughter)01:04:10
Enjoying this one.
LIAM: Cap'n!01:04:11
TRAVIS: Good map.01:04:12
Good map.
LAURA: Good map, solid map.01:04:16
TRAVIS: You just go on, do your stuff.01:04:18
MATT: But it's fun to just stare at you in silence.01:04:22
TRAVIS: (nervous yelp)01:04:23
LAURA: Had we heard about Icehaven before?01:04:25
TRAVIS: There it is, yep.01:04:26
MATT: You've probably heard of it in passing.01:04:29
You would know about it more than anybody,01:04:31
you and Beauregard.01:04:34
Possibly you as well, Veth, somewhat,01:04:35
but it's the northwestern-most01:04:39
trade post city within the Empire.01:04:41
It's an older town.
TRAVIS: North of Pride's Call.01:04:43
MATT: Yeah.01:04:44
It's one of the older towns
that was originally established--01:04:46
TRAVIS: Over here.01:04:47
MATT: -- when the Zemni Fields were first settled01:04:49
into the early stages of the Dwendalian Empire.01:04:51
But it's-- it's a very--01:04:55
it's a very rough and tumble frozen coast town01:05:00
in the Dwendalian empire.01:05:01
And normally the-- and the only port town in the Empire,01:05:05
because the rest of it is landlocked.01:05:07
So generally a lot of, you know,01:05:09
anything that needs shipping towards Tal'Dorei01:05:11
or any areas westward,01:05:13
they would try and make their way through the Frigid Depths01:05:15
on the north side and then head westward01:05:17
and technically, it would be a much straighter shot01:05:19
from the Empire to Eiselcross.01:05:22
But apparently this is an issue.01:05:24
LIAM: A problem.01:05:25
And we're the fringe, right?01:05:27
This is the barest edge of what could be considered01:05:29
the Empire at this point?01:05:30
MATT: Yes, and this isn't even
part of the Empire, technically.01:05:33
This is just-- this post is Empire territory01:05:36
being held by the interest of the Cerberus Assembly.01:05:38
TRAVIS: Balenpost?01:05:39
MATT: Balenpost, yeah.
LIAM: This is the thing.01:05:40
LAURA: Got it.01:05:42
TRAVIS: So did we pass Tyre-- Taergoss?01:05:45
Taergoss?01:05:46
MATT: You would have, yeah.01:05:47
TRAVIS: Cool.01:05:48
If we'd been able to see past the mist.01:05:50
MATT: Yep.
TRAVIS: Yep.01:05:51
MATT: Sorry about that.01:05:53
TRAVIS: No apologies.01:05:54
MATT: But as you guys are in here,01:05:58
you begin to find a place to eat01:05:59
or a table to make yourselves.01:06:01
And then you watch as a person01:06:03
comes up to your table and goes,01:06:05
"Sorry to bother you, but Lady Vess DeRogna01:06:08
"is requesting you actually join her at her table."01:06:12
LAURA: The high one? MATT: And points over and you can see now01:06:13
the table where she's at, they push two more tables up01:06:16
and there's some chairs being assembled right now.01:06:18
And as you look over, she just gives a finger wave like.01:06:20
SAM: Oh, okay.
TRAVIS: Damn.01:06:23
LAURA: Cool.
TALIESIN: Apparently a little01:06:24
pomp and circumstance.01:06:25
SAM: She's paying by the way.01:06:26
Let's establish this before we walk over there.01:06:28
We can offer once,01:06:30
but she's paying.01:06:31
LAURA: I think... okay.01:06:34
LIAM: This is probably--01:06:35
SAM: We'll offer to be polite.01:06:37
But then she'll say, no, no, no.01:06:38
And we leave it at that. We don't try to push.01:06:41
LAURA: (giggling) Okay.01:06:42
TRAVIS: That's a courtesy thing, offering once01:06:43
and then, "You pay."
SAM: Yeah, we offer, we offer.01:06:45
But it's her, she's doing it.01:06:46
ASHLEY: Why would you offer it if you're not going to do it?01:06:49
SAM: It's polite.01:06:50
ASHLEY: But what if you say we'll do it and then--01:06:52
TRAVIS: She says yes.01:06:53
SAM: Then she is horrible.01:06:54
ASHLEY: Oh.
SAM: She needs to say, "No, no, no,01:06:56
"I got this."01:06:57
TRAVIS: Seems like opening a window for--01:06:59
LAURA: Aren't you supposed to offer
again, though, after that?01:07:01
SAM: You are, but this time we're not01:07:03
because she should really pay.01:07:05
LIAM: Technically, I think this is part of our per diem,01:07:07
so it's probably covered already.01:07:10
TRAVIS: This feels like compounding rules.01:07:11
TALIESIN: I just assume everyone splits their check.01:07:12
Isn't that the way it's done?
LAURA: Can we just go?01:07:15
Let's just fucking sit down.01:07:16
SAM: Let's go sit down.01:07:17
MATT: All right.
(laughter)01:07:19
LIAM: Always tip nine percent.
TALIESIN: Save me.01:07:21
MATT: You can see some of the individuals01:07:24
are scrambling to gather01:07:27
matching or at least somewhat nicer utensils and01:07:31
drink receptacles in comparison01:07:33
to what Vess has already placed before her.01:07:35
And as you guys eventually find this--01:07:38
it's when you ever go into your kitchen01:07:41
and you realize you've bought multiple dish sets01:07:43
over the years, but you've lost half of each.01:07:45
So now it's just this mishmash that doesn't match anything.01:07:47
Your table is just a kaleidoscope01:07:49
of weird, gathered implements.01:07:53
LIAM: Oh yeah, that's my house.01:07:54
MATT: Yeah, there you go.01:07:56
But there is a-- three wine bottles have been procured01:08:00
and opened and drinks are being poured01:08:02
and meals are being gathered01:08:03
as Vess, sitting there at her seat,01:08:06
she takes her wineglass.01:08:09
"Well, welcome to Eiselcross, eh?"01:08:13
TRAVIS: Happy to be here.01:08:15
MATT: "Quite the journey.01:08:17
"I heard from the captain, Kem,01:08:21
"that there was quite a bit of
business during the trek, yes?"01:08:27
TRAVIS: It was indeed a bit more
than I think even we anticipated.01:08:31
The weather out here is (laughter) choice.01:08:34
MATT: "Oh, it's only going to get better.01:08:38
"But I was both surprised and01:08:42
"impressed that I was not called for nor required01:08:45
"to take care of such01:08:47
"a encounter.01:08:51
"And as such, you prove once again to be as useful01:08:54
"as I hoped you would be."01:08:55
MARISHA: Oh, we just didn't think
that would be your kind of fun.01:08:59
MATT: "I don't get to see action too very often,01:09:01
"but I do like that I don't have to do too much01:09:05
"if I don't need to.01:09:06
"As those of the arcane pursuit would know,01:09:09
"sometimes it's best to keep01:09:11
"your most important reserves at the ready."01:09:16
LIAM: Yes, you never want to squander
them on frivolous things.01:09:19
MATT: "Indeed."
(laughter)01:09:21
MATT: As she pours your cup.01:09:24
TRAVIS: As she sees the two imprints
of people out in the snow.01:09:28
LIAM: Looney Tunes, like a Jester hole01:09:30
in the snowbank outside.01:09:33
MATT: "So, Dagen is a very accomplished explorer01:09:37
"and will taking us through and northward01:09:42
"around the outskirts of the river,01:09:46
"River of Flame."01:09:49
LAURA: Fire ring.
TRAVIS: What?01:09:51
MATT: "There will be a required crossing of it.01:09:53
"But thankfully I have01:09:56
"the ability to negate that challenge when we reach it."01:10:01
LAURA: Like you can make us fly or you can make it cold01:10:04
or you make a bridge or you can just--01:10:06
MATT: "Well, it's far too wide for me to turn--01:10:07
"oh, the thing is nearly a mile across."01:10:10
LAURA: Oh.
SAM: Wow.01:10:11
LAURA: That's a lot.01:10:12
TRAVIS: It's a big river.
MATT: "But flight and such things01:10:14
"I can take care of."01:10:15
LIAM: How many times have you made the journey before?01:10:17
MATT: "Only once."01:10:18
LIAM: Oh.01:10:19
MATT: "Which is why Dagen will be so necessary for this,01:10:22
"but then not too far beyond then,01:10:24
"we will make our way to the primary excavation site.01:10:28
"Then we shall to see what we find."01:10:31
MARISHA: How many days are you anticipating this journey?01:10:36
MATT: "With Dagen's aid and without any serious issues?01:10:38
"I imagine this will take us about a week and a half."01:10:42
TRAVIS: It's a big ass map.01:10:43
TALIESIN: Without serious issues.01:10:46
MATT: "Well, it is a dangerous place.01:10:47
"That is why I brought you along with me."01:10:49
TALIESIN: Two weeks.
MARISHA: Mm-hmm.01:10:51
SAM: And just in case we need to make01:10:53
a quick getaway for whatever reasons,01:10:57
no teleporting is allowed around here?01:11:01
MATT: You see the expression on her face turn a little,01:11:05
a little anxious, and she goes,01:11:07
"I mean, it is possible.01:11:10
"It is just,01:11:12
"it's a dangerous roll of the dice, you would say."01:11:18
SAM: I've not heard that term before.01:11:19
LAURA: What could happen if you, if it went wrong?01:11:23
If it went poorly?01:11:25
MATT: "Well, sometimes it can send you to a place01:11:28
"you have no idea where it intended to bring you.01:11:32
"It could drop you in the middle of nowhere or01:11:37
"it can tear you apart."01:11:39
SAM: Oh!01:11:40
MARISHA: You sound as if you're
speaking like you've seen this.01:11:43
MATT: "I have."01:11:45
MARISHA: Ah, yeah.01:11:46
MATT: "I made my first journey away from Eiselcross01:11:51
"through these means, even with the warnings01:11:53
"that were placed before me, but01:11:57
"no one likes to believe that they themselves01:11:59
"have to play by the same rules,01:12:03
"but it proved to be challenging.01:12:06
"I survived, thankfully,01:12:08
"but there are those before me that have not.01:12:10
"And some that have just never been found.01:12:13
"So it can be done, but I would ensure01:12:17
"that it is a last possible measure."01:12:23
TALIESIN: That's teleportation magic,
what about other magic?01:12:27
Does magic get weird across the board or--01:12:30
MATT: "It can.01:12:33
"Most magic here in Eiselcross functions as intended,01:12:37
"but sometimes there are abnormalities,01:12:42
"bursts of unexpected after-effects that can01:12:47
"cause issues for yourself01:12:49
"or whoever is the subject of your magical01:12:55
"fiddling."01:12:56
LIAM: How frequent a phenomenon is that?01:12:59
MATT: "Not too terribly frequent,01:13:01
"but it has been known to happen on occasion."01:13:06
LAURA: This music is great here.01:13:07
SAM: Yeah, is there a player?01:13:08
MATT: There is, actually, you can see there's--01:13:10
Which, for the record, while the music here is good,01:13:12
the band playing in-world: not as good.01:13:15
You get the sense that there isn't a usual,01:13:17
like, band of musicians,01:13:18
but there are people that have been brought together01:13:20
because of the presence of the Archmage of Antiquity01:13:23
from the Cerberus Assembly and forced to perform.01:13:25
MARISHA: "Jim plays bass."01:13:26
MATT: Yeah, kind of.
(laughter)01:13:27
And so they're all a bunch of just rough-looking people01:13:31
that work here that are all forced to play together01:13:34
and they're kind of jamming01:13:35
and it's not quite working, but you know,01:13:36
it's better than awkward silence and chewing noises, so.01:13:39
TRAVIS: (strings plucking)01:13:41
Family in a rock band.01:13:42
LAURA: You should play some bagpipe with them.01:13:45
TRAVIS: Who are you speaking to?01:13:46
(laughter)01:13:49
MATT: "But we do have quite a journey ahead of us.01:13:51
"I would recommend before the night is out01:13:53
"to speak a bit with Mr. Underthorn01:13:56
"and between your group and him,01:14:01
"best understand what we may have01:14:03
"awaiting us on this journey."01:14:05
SAM: Where is he?01:14:07
MATT: She points over to the table where he's still sitting.01:14:10
He's finished most of his meal,01:14:11
but he's now on his fourth cup of spirits.01:14:14
SAM: Okay.01:14:15
MATT: And it looks like he's just01:14:17
looking over the table, just patting his stomach.01:14:20
"(burps)"
TRAVIS: Doing good, doing good.01:14:22
MATT: Yeah.01:14:24
LAURA: How will we know when we've done01:14:25
what we're supposed to do?01:14:26
Are you looking for something particular?01:14:30
MATT: "When we've acquired enough remnant information01:14:34
"of Aeor that pertains to either01:14:38
"the recovery of powerful artifacts.01:14:44
"I've taken rubbings of, before,01:14:47
"of various symbols and information01:14:51
"that was scavenged or found within the architecture there,01:14:53
"that itself contains partial equations and information01:14:58
"about what they were in the process of developing01:15:01
"as well as what they used to protect the city itself."01:15:04
LAURA: Oh wow.01:15:05
MATT: "There are..."01:15:06
And you see this sparkle in her eyes as she speaks.01:15:09
For all the times you've known her,01:15:10
she's been very reserved, but you see this passion01:15:14
and this smile she can't quite hide.01:15:17
"It is incredible.01:15:19
"All of the various things that they had done01:15:23
"and were working to do in Aeor before the Calamity.01:15:29
"Who knows what we could do "if we were even just to understand some of it today."01:15:33
LIAM: And do you have a laundry list of specifics,01:15:35
or are we just here until you have sated yourself01:15:40
with new discoveries?
MATT: "I have some ideas,01:15:41
"but more the latter."01:15:45
LAURA: Have you been to this particular structure01:15:48
before that we're going to?01:15:50
MATT: "I've only been but maybe01:15:52
"a small toe dip within, if you will,01:15:55
"before it grew a bit dangerous01:15:57
"for an individual traveling with01:16:00
"a smaller, less accomplished group such as yourself.01:16:04
"So it was decided to return at a later date.01:16:06
"And at the time when I returned,01:16:08
"after a challenging departure,01:16:12
"as I previously explained,01:16:14
"the conflict began to grow with the Dynasty,01:16:17
"and the Assembly decided my focuses were required elsewhere01:16:21
"in other types of research."01:16:24
LIAM: How many of the Assembly01:16:27
have interest in your dealings here?01:16:29
Are any of them following your exploits?01:16:32
MATT: "I check in, so all of them are made aware01:16:34
"of what I'm doing to an extent."01:16:38
LIAM: Do any come close to your avid interest?01:16:42
MATT: "I'm not the only member that has made trek01:16:44
"to the north, though it is my priority.01:16:50
"And I assure them that I've got it handled,01:16:56
"but as is the nature of01:17:01
"such a family as ours."01:17:04
LIAM: I'm curious, how goes the family these days?01:17:08
MATT: "Well, it--01:17:11
"it maintains its balance.01:17:15
"Everyone trusts and mistrusts each other01:17:17
"to maintain balance.01:17:23
"But so far so good.01:17:24
"War was01:17:27
"avoided outwardly, thanks to your aid as well.01:17:33
"And now we look towards the focuses that interest us most,01:17:38
"which is why I'm here with you."01:17:40
LIAM: What of King Dwendal?01:17:44
MATT: "He is informed of these interests,01:17:47
"but we filter information as he's needed to know it.01:17:51
"He has many things to worry about01:17:52
"and seems to not appreciate being notified01:17:55
"incrementally of things he's not fully01:18:00
"deep in the understanding of it.01:18:02
"He is less interested in ancient history01:18:05
"and more focused in current01:18:09
"history, which, to be honest, is how I prefer it anyway."01:18:16
LIAM: So he would not be a
follower of your work specifically.01:18:20
MATT: "No, but I do not speak with him.01:18:22
"All of that is brought to his attention01:18:25
"by Ludinus when he finds it sufficient and necessary.01:18:29
"Sometimes to just01:18:32
"ensure that01:18:37
"misunderstanding minds do not make rash judgment calls01:18:41
"about things they do not understand."01:18:45
LIAM: Little bit feels like we're speaking of one person.01:18:48
MATT: "Perhaps.01:18:52
"Well.01:18:55
"Unless you have other business with me, I believe I am to01:19:00
"make my way to my quarters."01:19:02
SAM: You know what?01:19:04
We'll take care of dinner tonight,01:19:05
just as a thank you for bringing us along on this journey.01:19:11
MATT: "That's surprising.01:19:17
"This is certainly a first for anyone I've hired01:19:20
"for a particular journey.01:19:23
"This is very kind of you."01:19:25
(laughter)
SAM: It's our pleasure.01:19:27
MATT: "Of course."01:19:29
And she takes one of the bottles of wine.01:19:32
"I will prepare for the rest of my evening's plans.01:19:37
"I believe Dagen is at your disposal.01:19:41
"Enjoy the rest of your meal, and once again, thank you."01:19:45
SAM: You're welcome.01:19:47
TALIESIN: Excellent.01:19:48
(laughter)01:19:51
SAM: She didn't offer to pay!01:19:52
TRAVIS: Just to be clear--
SAM: Why did you--01:19:53
You just put it out there,01:19:55
she would have paid!
TRAVIS: Did we have to offer--01:19:56
SAM: It was her duty to say, "No, no, no,01:19:57
"I couldn't possibly accept," she didn't do that.01:20:00
TRAVIS: But now we--
SAM: She's a scoundrel01:20:01
and we should kill her.01:20:02
TRAVIS: We have to offer again now, according to your rule!01:20:05
SAM: No, we don't have to offer again, that's, I mean--01:20:07
LAURA: Why would we have to offer again?01:20:08
She already accepted!
TRAVIS: If she accepted, we have to--01:20:11
TALIESIN: I can cover. SAM: I don't care about that!01:20:13
I care about her being the type of person01:20:15
who wouldn't offer back!01:20:16
We offer, she offers back.01:20:17
That's how it works.01:20:18
TALIESIN: I can completely cover.01:20:20
LAURA: In her defense, I mean, she is one person01:20:23
and we are a lot of people. SAM: She's the host!01:20:25
She's our employer!01:20:26
TRAVIS: Is there any food on her table?01:20:28
Is it just drinks?01:20:30
MATT: Oh, no, she ate a small meal.01:20:31
TRAVIS: Fucking shit.
(laughter)01:20:34
What did she have?01:20:36
MATT: From what you can tell from the remnants there,01:20:37
there were actually, and this is hilarious,01:20:40
little bits of what looks like carrot.01:20:42
LAURA: (gasping)01:20:44
MATT: It looks like the remnants of a pretty decent dish01:20:46
that was prepared for her.01:20:47
TRAVIS: You!01:20:48
SAM: Me?!01:20:50
TRAVIS: A carrot, do you have any idea how expensive01:20:53
that is up here?!
SAM: I'm eating it.01:20:54
I buy it, I'm eating it.01:20:57
TRAVIS: Caduceus can't even need meat
and you ate the carrot!01:20:59
LIAM: She is a member of the Assembly,01:21:01
she probably has very little idea of cost.01:21:04
She probably throws out a couple of platinum01:21:05
for those carrots, you know, for anything.01:21:08
A bottle of water, here's two platinum.01:21:09
Is generally how it rolls.01:21:10
TALIESIN: I cannot wait to see the bill.01:21:11
TRAVIS: Do we pay the tab or do we just bounce?01:21:13
SAM: No, we're going to pay the tab
because we're nice people.01:21:16
I'm just saying, first she,01:21:17
she tortures my husband and now she doesn't cover dinner.01:21:20
That's two strikes.01:21:21
One more, I'm going off on the bitch.01:21:24
TRAVIS: Okay.
(laughter)01:21:26
TALIESIN: Pretty sure she would have covered dinner01:21:28
if you hadn't said anything.01:21:29
SAM: I know!01:21:30
(laughter)01:21:31
You're missing the point.01:21:32
TALIESIN: I really am.01:21:34
SAM: Forget it.01:21:36
LAURA: I'll go down and talk to Dagen.01:21:39
TRAVIS: Can we flag down someone that knows01:21:41
how much this all costs?01:21:43
SAM: Yeah, there is one of the servers01:21:46
that helped set up the table01:21:48
who, like a lot of people here, probably runs multiple jobs.01:21:51
She looks a bit haggard, in her late 50s,01:21:55
and currently just has a leather sack over her shoulder01:21:57
with some supplies that she's running from the back room01:21:59
to bring in and start preparing01:22:01
for the next group of soldiers that begin coming in01:22:02
from their trek and turns,01:22:04
"Yeah, what do you want?"01:22:05
TRAVIS: We're here to settle Lady Vess DeRogna's bill.01:22:09
Do you have any idea how much that is?01:22:12
MATT: "I don't know. "It's all Assembly prepared, there's no bill."01:22:15
LAURA: Oh.01:22:16
TRAVIS: Oh, you mean she brought it with her,01:22:19
or the Assembly just has a tab?01:22:22
MATT: "The Assembly pays for Balenpost."01:22:24
TRAVIS: Oh good, yes.01:22:25
We will be using that account later, thank you.01:22:28
I just wanted to make sure it was set up here.01:22:32
MATT: Her eyes squint a bit like, you, "Who are you?"01:22:35
TRAVIS: Very important person.01:22:39
(laughter)01:22:40
I say out loud, awkwardly.01:22:42
(laughter)01:22:43
LIAM: Squirtle!01:22:44
(laughter)01:22:46
ASHLEY: We don't pay for anything?01:22:48
Or just like the food here is--01:22:49
LAURA: She was kind of laughing at you.01:22:51
SAM: So am I the asshole then?01:22:53
MARISHA: Yes.
(laughter)01:22:55
She definitely made an asshole of you.01:22:56
LIAM: Generally speaking.01:22:57
TRAVIS: Yeah, we literally have a blank check.01:23:00
LAURA: Yeah.01:23:01
MARISHA: There were Cerberus Assembly banners01:23:03
the moment we walked in.01:23:05
TALIESIN: I assume it's on the company card.01:23:07
LIAM: It's the Assembly cafeteria.01:23:08
TALIESIN: Yeah.01:23:10
SAM: Well, I'm glad I offered.01:23:11
TRAVIS: A great gesture.01:23:12
SAM: We look better now.01:23:13
LAURA: Yeah yeah.
LIAM: By the way,01:23:14
did you try the Cerberus fries?01:23:16
They're delicious.
MARISHA: Yeah, yeah.01:23:18
LAURA: We seem like very ill-informed, nice people.01:23:23
SAM: Yeah.
LAURA: Yeah.01:23:24
SAM: That's what we're going for.01:23:25
LIAM: That's one for two.01:23:26
SAM: They'll never suspect.01:23:29
All right.01:23:30
LAURA: Dagen?01:23:31
MARISHA: Dagen.
MATT: All right. So you head over to Dagen's table and he's01:23:35
he's sitting there with a large, heavy tankard01:23:36
at the table and lantern on the edge of his table right now01:23:41
is framing his face01:23:43
and somewhat greasy beard as you approach01:23:46
and he wipes it down a bit.01:23:47
Takes a piece out, chews it.01:23:51
"Hey, so...01:23:55
"What can I do for you?"01:23:58
LAURA: So...01:24:01
What are we going to do, what are we going to see,01:24:03
what have you fought?01:24:05
MATT: "(chuckling)"01:24:06
He rubs the side of his mustache01:24:09
and some piece of meat large enough01:24:10
comes falling out, it goes (boofs) on the table, he's like,01:24:14
"I've been doing this for quite some time.01:24:17
"Never did like too much of the Uthodurnians,01:24:19
"so I found a better chance for gold01:24:21
"on this side of Eiselcross.01:24:23
"And let me tell you, there's some mean shit out there."01:24:30
TRAVIS: That's exciting. We've heard tale01:24:34
that the storm giants are holding up trade routes01:24:37
in the waters around here.01:24:38
Those don't happen to be on the main land, do they?01:24:41
MATT: "No, no, that's far south01:24:44
"and outside of my prerogative here.01:24:45
"Here in Eiselcross specifically (hiccups),01:24:48
"you find, let's see here, we got a whole shit ton of yeti."01:24:53
LAURA: Whoa.01:24:54
MATT: "We got ice salamanders, and they're nasty things.01:24:58
"We got mammoths, heaps of mammoths01:25:00
"which tend to draw other things out as well.01:25:03
"There are troll mutations up the wazoo.01:25:05
"We got a whole host of nomadic frost giants01:25:08
"that wander the outskirts of the plains here,01:25:11
"not to mention the freaky cursed01:25:15
"frost giant castle place far north,01:25:18
"but just-- we're not going that far, we'll be good."01:25:20
TRAVIS: What-- what-- what castle place?
MARISHA: Frost giant castle?01:25:22
TRAVIS: I pull out the map and look.01:25:24
MATT: "It's further north than that, don't worry about it."01:25:27
TRAVIS: North of Aeor and Fort--01:25:29
MATT: "Yeah, yeah, yeah.01:25:30
TRAVIS: Okay.
MATT: "Some Jarl or something."01:25:32
TALIESIN: The castle is cursed or
the frost giants are cursed?01:25:35
Or is it both of them are cursed?01:25:36
MATT: "I think he's kind of a shared thing."01:25:39
LIAM: But not on the path that you are taking us on.01:25:41
MATT: "No, no."
LIAM: Okay.01:25:42
MATT: "There's hunter gnolls,
we got polar bears, remorhazes."01:25:47
MARISHA: Rem-- remorhazes?01:25:49
MATT: "Yeah."
LAURA: What are rammer-- remorhazes?01:25:51
LIAM: The big bug centipede, we fought one of those once.01:25:55
MATT: "Giant insectoid thing, many pinchers, big eyes01:25:59
"burrows through the ground."
LAURA: I didn't know the name of it.01:26:03
MATT: "Oh, there's also Ol' Demarog."01:26:06
SAM and MARISHA: Demorog?01:26:07
MATT: "Ol' Demarog."
SAM: Ol' Demarog?01:26:09
MARISHA: Wait, do you call-- is his title Ol' Demarog?01:26:12
MATT: "It's his name, it's what we call him.01:26:14
"It's what the local legends say."01:26:19
MARISHA: Is a demorog what he is or his title?01:26:21
MATT: "It's his name."01:26:22
MARISHA: What is he then?01:26:24
LIAM: Have you crossed paths with him?01:26:26
MATT: "There are many wolves that hunt the realms here.01:26:29
"And there are some wolves that have been mutated01:26:31
"by the magics of Eiselcross to really embody01:26:34
"the dangers of the frost they live in.01:26:36
"And then amongst those wolves,01:26:40
"there's one, one that leads them all, they say.01:26:45
"Kind of a ghost of a massive feral beast.01:26:50
"His breath itself is the very life-sucking anger of winter.01:26:56
"That's Ol' Demarog.01:26:59
"If you hear a howl that shakes you01:27:01
"to the very soul, you run.01:27:05
"(hiccups)"01:27:06
LAURA: (giggles)01:27:08
SAM: Is that a true thing or it just--01:27:10
MATT: "I've never seen him."
SAM: Oh, okay.01:27:11
MATT: "But I hear about it all the time."01:27:14
LIAM: Of the things that you have seen,01:27:16
what is the worst and what is the most common?01:27:23
MATT: "Most common around these parts?01:27:25
"You're probably likely to find some wandering yeti.01:27:31
"There's a whole heaping society of them northwest of here.01:27:36
"(belches)01:27:39
"There's some, uh...01:27:42
"some of them white pack gnolls01:27:44
"tend to go out here hunting, as well,01:27:46
"we keep an eye out for them.01:27:48
"They tend to be ambushers, trappers and such.01:27:50
"They're a problem.
(sniffs)"01:27:52
MARISHA: We've dealt with a lot of regular gnolls.01:27:54
SAM: (laughs)
MATT: "Regular gnolls,01:27:55
"regular gnolls, yeah yeah yeah.01:27:57
"These are a little more,01:27:59
"these are a little more frosty.01:28:00
"I mean that both in a comical sense01:28:03
"and a literal, like--"
MARISHA: Okay.01:28:06
MATT: "The harsh environment's
forged a better, greater gnoll."01:28:10
TALIESIN: Frosty gnoll.01:28:11
MATT: "Frosty gnolls, if you will."01:28:12
TALIESIN: Frosty gnoll.
MATT: "(hiccups) (sniffs)"01:28:15
LAURA and MARISHA: Okay.01:28:16
SAM: Anything else we need to prepare for tomorrow?01:28:19
Or are we good?
MATT: "Can you all fight?"01:28:21
SAM: Yeah.
TALIESIN: Yeah.01:28:22
SAM: Yeah.01:28:23
MATT: "Good."01:28:24
LAURA: When does the magic started getting weird, though?01:28:27
Is it only inside the buildings or it's all over the place?01:28:31
MATT: "I don't know, I'm not much of a magic person myself.01:28:34
"Most thing I have around me is this thing,"01:28:36
and he taps the chair a bit and goes,01:28:39
"And even that's just for a smaller purposes.01:28:44
"I don't know.01:28:45
"More, better luck talking to your hiring mistress there."01:28:49
LAURA: Right, right, right.01:28:51
MARISHA: That chair looks very impressive, by the way.01:28:53
MATT: "Thank you."
MARISHA: Very...01:28:56
very trustworthy chair, that one.01:29:00
Where'd you get it?
MATT: "It's Uthodurnian make."01:29:01
MARISHA: Huh?
MATT: "Uthodurnian make."01:29:03
MARISHA: Uthodurnian make.
LAURA: Oh yeah!01:29:04
We've been there.
MARISHA: Yeah.01:29:06
MATT: "Oh, have you?01:29:07
"Pain in the ass, isn't it?"01:29:09
LAURA: Yeah, but they have a good bakery.01:29:11
MATT: "You're not wrong."01:29:12
SAM: And that chair of yours can go over rugged terrain01:29:16
like we'll be doing tomorrow?01:29:18
MATT: "It's outfitted for it, don't worry."01:29:20
SAM: Nice.
MARISHA: That's awesome.01:29:21
MATT: "In fact, I hope you all can keep up."01:29:24
SAM: We'll do our best.01:29:25
MARISHA: What's your weapon of choice?01:29:27
MATT: "Oh."01:29:28
He reaches back behind the chair and then (crashing)01:29:31
slams onto the table this battleaxe that01:29:33
you see this massive, thick, leather-gripped hilt01:29:36
this heavy, dark,01:29:39
acid-scarred metal head to it01:29:41
that is now buried about three inches into the table.01:29:43
As he holds it there, you can see the forearm bulging01:29:45
and his massive, dwarven, war-cut muscles.01:29:51
SAM: Cool.01:29:52
MARISHA: All right, yeah, that's a sufficient answer.01:29:54
TALIESIN: That'll do it.
MARISHA: Yeah.01:29:55
LIAM: That's a lot of bicep.01:29:58
MATT: "Her name's Sheila."01:30:00
MARISHA: Sheila.
TRAVIS: The name is Sheila?01:30:02
SAM: The axe?
TRAVIS: All hail Sheila.01:30:06
MARISHA: All hail Sheila!
MATT: "Godsdamned right."01:30:08
LAURA: Did you know someone named Sheila?01:30:12
MATT: "No, just sounded like a fun name for an axe."01:30:15
LAURA: Insight check.01:30:16
MATT: Make an insight check.
(laughter)01:30:20
LIAM: Yeah, is that an ax or an ex?01:30:22
LAURA: Nyah.01:30:23
(humming)
12.01:30:26
MATT: 12.01:30:30
You get the sense he's kind of an open book.01:30:33
LAURA: Okay.
MATT: And he speaks the truth.01:30:36
He just thought it was a cool name for an axe01:30:37
and named it Sheila.
TRAVIS: Yep.01:30:40
I like this one, I like him a lot.01:30:44
SAM: Well, I guess we'll go get some shut eye.01:30:47
MATT: "Just make sure you've got your weapons ready.01:30:49
"It looks like you're mostly ready to dress warm.01:30:51
"I'd say bring some extra blankets01:30:53
"if you're planning to sleep out in the open.01:30:55
"It's real...01:30:57
"It's real cold at night."01:30:59
SAM: All right, all right.01:31:00
MATT: "Not everyone's got a Sheila to keep them warm."01:31:04
MARISHA: Oh.01:31:05
Um...01:31:08
I was going to ask another question, but now I'm thrown.01:31:12
Wha-- wh--01:31:14
First time you went out,01:31:16
what's one thing you wish someone would have told you?01:31:20
MATT: "Good question, good, good question.01:31:23
"(sighs)01:31:31
"Sometimes01:31:34
"scavenging01:31:37
"isn't worth what you find."01:31:40
TRAVIS: Ooh.01:31:42
SAM: A philosophy.01:31:44
MARISHA: Okay.01:31:47
Many tempting scavenging sites?01:31:50
MATT: Well, let's just say a lot
of folk haven't made the journey.01:31:55
"And there's some smarter dangers out there01:31:58
"that like to use them as a...01:32:02
"a beacon for their quarry.01:32:06
"But to be fair, I haven't checked any of the bodies.01:32:11
"So there might be something
really worth on 'em still, but."01:32:14
(laughter) "I'm just, you know, better safe than sorry."01:32:17
MARISHA: Right.
MATT: "You understand?"01:32:19
MARISHA: That's good advice, thank you.01:32:20
MATT: "Right." (sniffs)01:32:23
"You, um..."01:32:25
SAM: Well, good night.01:32:26
MATT: He points to his cup, just like...01:32:30
SAM: Oh yeah, we'll buy you another drink.01:32:32
MATT: "Oh, it's too kind of you.
SAM: You know what?01:32:34
Everything's on us tonight, your whole dinner tonight.01:32:37
It's on us.
TRAVIS: Veth!01:32:39
SAM: (quietly) Well, I mean, it's free, right?01:32:41
(laughter)01:32:43
MATT: "Much obliged.01:32:45
"I appreciate it, y'all rest well,01:32:47
"have yourself a good night and01:32:50
"midday tomorrow, we're looking to start shoving off.01:32:52
"So get all your shit together01:32:53
"'cause we ain't coming back for a while."01:32:55
LAURA: Okay.01:32:56
TRAVIS: All hail Sheila.01:32:57
MATT: "(laughs)01:32:59
"All hail Sheila."01:33:00
Puts his fist out.01:33:01
(crashing)01:33:03
(laughter)01:33:05
TRAVIS: His knuckles have--
MATT: "All right, fill 'er up!"01:33:07
And he shakes it in the air.01:33:09
And you hear the faint bit of sloshing backwash01:33:11
in the inside of the metallic interior.01:33:15
What do you want to do?01:33:16
SAM: Go to bed.
LAURA: Room three is where it's at.01:33:19
SAM: Did you want to scry?01:33:20
LAURA: Yes.
SAM: Okay.01:33:21
LIAM: Yeah, but we need to do that before01:33:22
going to the party palace.
LAURA: Yeah, I'm going to do that01:33:24
when we get into the rooms.01:33:25
MATT: All right.
TRAVIS: The party palace?01:33:26
LAURA: I'll scry on Molly.01:33:29
MATT: Okay, you guys head to the
inside of your rooms, they are01:33:35
on par with01:33:38
the roughest rooms you ordered in Rosohna.01:33:46
But they're functional and they're warm.01:33:49
Warmer than the outside.01:33:51
The whole place seems to be at least fairly well insulated.01:33:54
Yeah, so you settle in there, you get your supplies together01:33:56
You guys gather and you go ahead,
you said you want to scry on Molly?01:33:58
Okay.01:34:01
Pardon me, Ivan.
TRAVIS: I'm going to scry on Taliesin's face.01:34:03
SAM: Scry on Ivan.
LIAM: He's, Ivan's so little.01:34:06
MATT: Well look, quarantine's
affected us all in different ways.01:34:09
TALIESIN: I'm working on spells right now.01:34:10
I'm just setting up tomorrow.01:34:13
SAM: You guys, Ashley's gone.01:34:16
(laughter)01:34:17
ASHLEY: Guys, can you see me?
(startled yelling)01:34:19
You can hear me, you can't see me?01:34:20
SAM: Oh, you moved a little and now I can see you.01:34:22
ASHLEY: Can you see my arms?01:34:24
(laughter)01:34:27
MATT: So.
TALIESIN: Disturbing.01:34:31
MATT: As you set up your ritual in the room01:34:34
to go ahead and close your eyes01:34:36
and focus on your friend, Molly.01:34:39
And you close your eyes and you feel01:34:41
the presence of a familiar figure01:34:45
appear across the circle from where you're sitting currently01:34:49
leans in and places his hand over yours and goes,01:34:53
"Well, let's keep tabs on your
mysterious stranger, shall we?"01:34:58
LAURA: (giggles)01:35:00
MATT: As you close your eyes, you feel like--01:35:03
even though his hands are touching yours,01:35:04
you feel this extension of his magic01:35:07
pluck your consciousness from you01:35:09
and alley-oop it upwards into darkness.01:35:12
And you feel yourself suddenly floating.01:35:17
You find yourself inside a warmly lit chamber.01:35:25
You see a figure moving in a familiar fur lined coat,01:35:30
the same that you saw Mollymauk wearing,01:35:33
or at least the figure that you saw01:35:34
in your previous scry01:35:36
is currently pulling through different01:35:40
boxes and satchels01:35:42
and is carefully but quickly looting01:35:45
the contents of this room01:35:46
before turning around and you see the tattoo,01:35:50
the familiar peacock tattoo on the neck.01:35:53
You see this flash in the red eye01:35:57
that's nestled within the tattoo01:35:58
begins to emit a dull red light.01:36:03
As it does, you watch as the purple tiefling's eyes01:36:07
meet the beacon that you're seeing through and goes,01:36:11
"Oh, well lookie here.01:36:14
"A return visitor.01:36:16
"Now, don't get running, you've curiosity to sate, right?01:36:22
"I take it you're the one who's been peeking recently.01:36:27
"I have to thank you, for without your scent,01:36:29
"I wouldn't have been able to follow her."01:36:34
He keeps looking through things.01:36:36
"Now, don't be alarmed.01:36:38
"I see many things with mine eyes.01:36:42
"Been trying to watch this one's path01:36:44
"a while now until you found me.01:36:47
"Saw the threads and we made a detour.01:36:52
"Shame really, all that knowledge01:36:54
"and so little understanding.01:36:58
"Ah!"01:36:59
And you see from off-- off the--01:37:02
the actual scry beacon's location,01:37:05
he darts off and returns01:37:06
with a collection of papers,01:37:09
like a binderless book,01:37:11
just all stitched together with no front and back,01:37:14
just this heavy collection of old parchment01:37:17
looking worn and withered with age.01:37:20
He passes through a bit.01:37:22
You see his eyes going wide with a smile on his face01:37:25
and he turns back to you.01:37:28
"But you see now things are set right.01:37:32
"Once more, I have what she took from me."01:37:36
And you see him dart just beyond the range of it.01:37:40
And it follows his direction01:37:41
as he comes to an open window with a frozen snowfall outside01:37:46
and he steps through it and looks back at you,01:37:49
framed in this lightless, dark night sky.01:37:55
"To alpha and alpha.01:37:57
"We trek 'til homeward bound we be.01:38:00
"(chuckles)01:38:03
"Maybe we'll see you there."01:38:06
And he ducks out the window and then does this.01:38:09
(snaps)01:38:10
And as he does that, your scry ends.01:38:16
SAM: What?!
LAURA: What the fuck was that?01:38:18
Artie, what was that?01:38:21
MATT: "That was very strange indeed."01:38:23
LAURA: Have you ever seen anyone do anything like that?01:38:25
MATT: "I mean, there are ways individuals01:38:27
"can look through such scrying spells.01:38:30
"It's not a perfect art, necessarily."01:38:33
LAURA: He said there's a benefit to having nine eyes.01:38:37
MATT: "Well, I imagine you probably can see more01:38:38
"around you with nine eyes, yes."01:38:39
LAURA: We're talking about the Nine Eyes, Nona--01:38:42
The Eyes of Nine!01:38:44
You think they're connected?
MATT: "I wasn't there,01:38:45
"I was just helping you do it. I didn't see what you saw."01:38:48
LAURA: You didn't see it?01:38:49
MATT: "No, I was helping you do it."01:38:51
LAURA: Oh my god, I thought you
were looking at everything, too!01:38:55
This whole time, every time we scry,01:38:56
you don't actually scry?01:38:58
You just let me scry?01:38:59
MATT: "Yes!"01:39:01
LAURA: Oh, that's really nice of you.01:39:03
MATT: "I trust in your power.01:39:04
"You've proven it time and time again."01:39:05
LAURA: Wow.01:39:07
You guys!01:39:09
I tell them everything I saw.01:39:10
SAM: What does that mean, "to alpha and alpha"?01:39:13
Is that what you said?
LAURA: Homeward, home--01:39:15
TRAVIS: "Homeward bound we be."
ASHLEY: "Until homeward bound we be."01:39:18
LIAM: And he saw you right away.01:39:20
LAURA: He saw me right away.01:39:21
TRAVIS: Whose scent? Her scent? Vess?01:39:23
LAURA: Who knows?01:39:24
LIAM: Maybe.01:39:25
SAM: Cree?01:39:26
Or someone else?01:39:27
Something about she stole something from me01:39:30
and now I have it back, is that what he said?01:39:32
MARISHA: The book.
LAURA: I bet that's Vess.01:39:33
MARISHA: The book, I bet Vess stole some sort of01:39:36
ritual papers or book or--01:39:39
LIAM: She worked with them.
MARISHA: -- and then got it back.01:39:40
LAURA: Molly's like an old, old, old soul.
LIAM: She stole from them.01:39:41
SAM: That's the book!01:39:43
LAURA: I bet he's been around for forever.01:39:45
I bet he's as old as the Bright Queen!01:39:47
MARISHA: Maybe the book was a copy01:39:48
and maybe he went back for the original parchment.01:39:51
SAM: Wait, so--01:39:53
There's a book that he has now that Vess took from him?01:39:57
MARISHA: Yeah, remember when we were talking to Cree01:40:00
and she was like, "Oh, we had that book01:40:03
"and we had that woman and that
woman stole the book from us."01:40:08
SAM: But now he's got it back.01:40:09
How did he get it back?01:40:11
MARISHA: What she just said.
LAURA: He didn't tell me!01:40:14
MARISHA: Vess was just talking
about coming back here to get--01:40:17
to get rubbings of original spells01:40:22
and original things.01:40:23
Maybe he came back to the source.01:40:25
TRAVIS: He was in a warm place, right?01:40:27
Not outside.01:40:28
No sense of cold.
LAURA: He was in a chamber.01:40:29
LIAM: Yeah.01:40:31
And you said he was on a detour?01:40:33
Ja, he mentioned that?01:40:34
MARISHA: What does that mean?01:40:36
LAURA: What does it mean that he01:40:38
my scrying scent--
MARISHA: He followed her scent?01:40:41
LAURA: My scrying allowed him to--
TRAVIS: Thought we were chasing him.01:40:43
LIAM: Well, his sight is true, yeah?01:40:45
He has those eyes all over his body.01:40:48
He could see you, he could see the way you sometimes can.01:40:51
LAURA: He couldn't see who I was, no, but he saw--01:40:53
LIAM: But he knew someone was there.01:40:55
SAM: And he said that the act of you scrying on him01:40:58
helped him get his stuff back01:40:59
or helped him on his current path?01:41:01
LAURA: That's what it sounded like he said.01:41:04
I couldn't tell,01:41:05
his accent was way stronger than it used to be.01:41:07
TRAVIS: (snorts)
SAM: Oh, really?01:41:08
Was it pretty legit?01:41:10
Was it pretty legit, though?01:41:11
TRAVIS: Oh, let's get some Solarcaine for that burn!01:41:14
(laughter)01:41:17
LIAM: Is it even the same guy?01:41:19
TRAVIS: (laughs) Yeah.01:41:20
SAM: It must've been a different guy01:41:22
because of the consistency.01:41:23
LIAM: Yeah.01:41:24
(laughter)01:41:27
MARISHA: What if it was when we scryed on Cree?01:41:33
LAURA: Maybe?01:41:34
MARISHA: Connective tissue.
LAURA: Yeah.01:41:35
LIAM: Maybe, but motherfucker has Truesight.01:41:37
He's going to be hard to sneak up on.01:41:39
LAURA: I don't want to scry on him anymore.01:41:42
We should have just messaged him.01:41:43
I should have just sent him a message.01:41:46
SAM: You still can.01:41:49
I don't know what you would say.01:41:50
LAURA: What the fuck does "to alpha, to alpha01:41:53
"and homeward bound we be" mean?01:41:55
TRAVIS: Well, we should ask Vess01:41:56
and see what her reaction is.01:41:58
LAURA: Oh yeah, we should just say it to her.01:42:00
MARISHA: What if she's the alpha?01:42:01
SAM: She's not going to tell us shit, we can't trust her.01:42:03
TRAVIS: "To alpha and alpha"?01:42:06
Is that what it was?01:42:07
MATT: That's what it was.01:42:08
MARISHA: To, from? Was it--01:42:09
"To alpha and alpha," yeah.01:42:13
MATT: "We trek 'til homeward bound we be."01:42:15
MARISHA: "We trek 'til homeward bound we be."01:42:23
SAM: We're all writing this down01:42:24
like it's going to mean something.01:42:25
TRAVIS: It is!01:42:27
It always does!01:42:28
MARISHA: Bound--01:42:29
LIAM: To market, to market.
MARISHA: -- we be.01:42:33
So he believes that wherever he's going,01:42:36
wherever this is, that that's some sort of homecoming?01:42:40
TALIESIN: It's the beginning.01:42:42
MARISHA: What do you mean?01:42:43
TALIESIN: To alpha and alpha, homeward bound.01:42:45
You're going back.01:42:47
MARISHA: Yeah.01:42:48
TALIESIN: Maybe to the city?01:42:51
LIAM: At the very least, he seems further along01:42:53
in digging up secrets here than Lady DeRogna.01:42:58
TRAVIS: It is unnerving that we were following him01:43:01
and he seems to now be somehow following us01:43:05
or we've revealed something.01:43:08
LAURA: Oops.01:43:10
TRAVIS: What scent? What scent?01:43:12
LAURA: I don't know.01:43:14
I've never had anyone talk to me through a scry before.01:43:17
MARISHA: Did we ever01:43:19
scry on him near Vess?01:43:23
Is it something like that, did we ever--01:43:24
TRAVIS: I cast See Invisibility.01:43:27
MATT: Okay.01:43:29
TRAVIS: Looking all around the room.01:43:31
Anything.01:43:33
MATT: Make a perception check.01:43:37
TRAVIS: Nipple tassels!01:43:39
Nice.01:43:42
19.01:43:43
MATT: 19. At the moment, no, you don't see anything.01:43:45
Nothing out of the ordinary.01:43:47
TRAVIS: (impacts) I kick the door open, hallway.01:43:50
MATT: You look left to right, nobody in the hallway.01:43:53
TRAVIS: Any windows?01:43:55
MATT: No, the heat would escape otherwise.01:43:57
TRAVIS: It's clear.01:43:58
MATT: Yeah, all the windows would be01:43:59
higher up in the fort from what you saw.01:44:01
TRAVIS: That's true.01:44:02
LIAM: Caleb jams Calianna's wand into the earthy floor01:44:06
of this room and begins to do the casting for the tower.01:44:10
MARISHA: While he's doing that, is there anything I can do?01:44:12
Is there anything that,01:44:14
from Jester's story that jogs anything in my memory?01:44:20
From notes, from the past?01:44:22
MATT: Make an investigation check for me.01:44:24
TRAVIS: Roll above a 19.01:44:27
MARISHA: All right, don't fuck this up.01:44:28
TRAVIS: Getting into some next level shit here.01:44:30
MARISHA: Don't fuck this up.01:44:31
Don't fuck-- okay, all right, all right, all right.01:44:33
SAM: You need to inspire yourself with some bagpipe.01:44:36
You get a plus six to every roll.01:44:39
LIAM: Negative three.
MARISHA: 26.01:44:42
TRAVIS: Somebody else?01:44:44
MARISHA: Yes, 26.01:44:49
MATT: You're hard pressed to be too far from the trail01:44:52
in regards to some of the pieces you're putting together.01:44:56
The book that was referred to in Lucien's past01:45:01
and the book that Jester seems to have seen him recover,01:45:04
it would seem to be--01:45:07
Couldn't just be a coincidence.01:45:11
"To alpha and alpha we trek 'til homeward bound we be."01:45:18
It could be one long sentence01:45:19
or the cadence in which it was spoken, it could be01:45:23
"to alpha and alpha we trek,01:45:25
"'til homeward bound we be."01:45:29
But there's probably something to that phrase.01:45:34
Like he wants to be followed.01:45:41
MARISHA: Like he wants to be followed.01:45:47
LAURA: What does it mean?01:45:51
"Alpha and alpha we trek."01:45:54
TRAVIS: Who gave this map to us again?01:45:58
MATT: That was given to you by Vess.01:46:00
TRAVIS: There are lots of As with numbers on this map.01:46:04
SAM: Really?01:46:05
TRAVIS: Yeah, there's an A2, A5.01:46:08
An A?, an A4, and then--01:46:11
MARISHA: Oh, that's right.01:46:12
TRAVIS: Aeor is the big red dot.01:46:15
SAM: Aeor is spelled...01:46:17
TRAVIS: A-E-O-R.01:46:19
MATT: You do know that other locations on it01:46:23
that are marked with A are considered smaller excavations01:46:28
where other, smaller chunks of Aeor01:46:32
scattered and fell like meteors01:46:34
as the main city crashed into Eiselcross.01:46:37
SAM: The one that's marked A2,01:46:39
is that close to Aeor Prime?01:46:43
TRAVIS: It is slightly further north than Aeor,01:46:45
but further west.01:46:47
LIAM: So maybe his detour is along those lines.01:46:49
SAM: Alpha and alpha.
MARISHA: Yeah,01:46:51
SAM: A2.01:46:52
TRAVIS: We could pass A5 on the way to a river--01:46:56
lava river crossing.01:46:58
MARISHA: But once again that might not01:47:01
necessarily be connected.01:47:03
Caduceus had an interesting point.01:47:05
Maybe it's from a city to city.01:47:09
Or it could be from a past to a present-type of thing.01:47:13
I don't know.01:47:16
"To alpha and alpha we trek."01:47:19
All right.01:47:20
SAM: I feel like at least visiting A2 might be worth a shot.01:47:26
TRAVIS: It's further away, but yeah.01:47:28
SAM: We'll just teleport there.
LAURA: I wonder if01:47:31
Lady de Rogna would know anything about the terms.01:47:36
SAM: She's not going to tell us shit.01:47:37
LAURA: She might know something about-- she's told us a lot.01:47:40
SAM: Yeah.01:47:43
LAURA: I mean--01:47:46
LIAM: What is home?01:47:47
Is home his home?01:47:50
Is Aeor his home?01:47:54
TALIESIN: It's the flying city.01:47:56
LIAM: Yeah.01:47:59
LAURA: Oh man.01:48:02
How is he connected to-- oh man.01:48:10
TRAVIS: Sleep? SAM: Yep.01:48:11
MARISHA: Okay.01:48:13
LIAM: The door shimmers up from the ground01:48:16
and you all see stained glass peeping out.01:48:19
And I summon Frumpkin01:48:21
as a cat and say:01:48:23
You are the best boy, you are the house cat.01:48:25
You are the head cat, go and run things.01:48:28
And I give him a little pat on the tush and he runs in.01:48:30
And everybody sees him float, spiral up into the tower.01:48:34
SAM: (yowling)01:48:39
MATT: All right.01:48:40
Your evening's tower is prepared.01:48:42
SAM: Ah, so warm.01:48:46
LIAM: 78 degrees.01:48:50
MATT: So your chambers are at the ready.01:48:53
If there's anything you want to accomplish01:48:54
before a night's sleep, now's the time to pipe up01:48:55
or we will go ahead and move on to the next morning.01:48:58
TRAVIS: Let's do it.01:48:59
LIAM: No, I knock on Veth's door through the study.01:49:05
MATT: Nice try, Travis.01:49:06
LIAM: Yeah, we're going to cook.01:49:08
(laughter)01:49:09
SAM: Oh, hello, Caleb, welcome to my room.01:49:13
LIAM: Hello, buddy.01:49:17
You know, before we hit the sack,01:49:21
the thing that you've done for so long,01:49:23
that was so charming for so long--01:49:27
I've never really been a leader in any sense.01:49:32
When this group got together,01:49:34
I let them think they were the leader01:49:36
and I did whatever the fuck I wanted to do.01:49:39
SAM: Good leadership decision right there.01:49:42
LIAM: Now, much like you implored from me01:49:46
back in the Empire,01:49:50
these are all our friends, mine, yours.01:49:53
We trust them implicitly.01:49:54
SAM: We do.01:49:56
Finally.01:50:02
LIAM: It's more of an ensemble, you know?01:50:05
I am not a leader, I have never been a leader.01:50:08
SAM: Well, you know, there's different ways to lead.01:50:14
Some people, you know, lead with an iron fist,01:50:18
like King Dwendal,01:50:19
or through fear and mystery,01:50:22
like the Bright Queen.01:50:26
Fjord is very commanding or tries to be01:50:29
with his puny frame,01:50:31
on the deck of his ship.01:50:33
And you lead through sort of soft power, you know?01:50:37
Look, we're on this journey because of you.01:50:39
We came north because of you.01:50:40
We came to Rexxentrum because of you.01:50:42
And I don't say it like it's a bad thing,01:50:45
like you're conniving or taking us on your journey.01:50:50
I feel like you are leading this team01:50:55
because as we journey,01:50:59
you open your heart more and more.01:51:02
And in doing so, we're brought along for the ride.01:51:05
You're sort of showing us the way,01:51:08
showing us how you have become more open01:51:13
to new points of view and experiences01:51:17
and even looking into your own past and01:51:21
and confronting old demons, even across the dinner table.01:51:24
And that's very-- that takes a lot of bravery and courage,01:51:27
and hopefully, it's inspired some of these other folks01:51:31
to do it too.01:51:32
LIAM: Ja, but listen to me.01:51:35
In the beginning,01:51:37
when we were traveling together,01:51:40
I was from side to side, top to bottom, a mess01:51:45
and I think you were trying to give me a bit of confidence01:51:48
and help me get back on my feet.01:51:52
I have confidence.01:51:55
I am back on my feet.01:51:58
And I have surrounded myself with experts in their fields,01:52:02
very accomplished people.01:52:06
And I am confident to rely on them and not lead.01:52:12
I don't want to be a leader,01:52:14
I never have,01:52:15
but helping, I like,01:52:17
and confidence, I enjoy.01:52:21
So...01:52:24
you have done me a great kindness01:52:27
and bolstered my resolve.01:52:32
You've helped bring me back into my own01:52:35
and now I'm here.01:52:38
So01:52:41
let's just be here.01:52:44
And be here.01:52:48
I made this place for you so that you could stay with us,01:52:51
and see your husband and child,01:52:56
but also be with me and be with them.01:52:59
It's a circle.01:53:00
There's nine of us and nothing is going to break that.01:53:07
SAM: Yes.
LIAM: Go with it, go with it.01:53:08
SAM: Yes, yes, yes.01:53:09
LIAM: I'm the leader.01:53:10
SAM: (chuckles)01:53:12
I'm all about it,01:53:13
and if we can really truly be together01:53:16
and I can bring my family along for the ride sometime.01:53:23
I mean, that's the dream.01:53:25
I hope we can sustain it.01:53:30
That's all I've wanted for a while now,01:53:32
and it sounds like you do, too.01:53:36
So yeah, we'll live in the now01:53:40
and we'll just-- we'll be the Nein.01:53:43
No leader, it's a round table.01:53:45
LIAM: Yep, nine sides, all equal,01:53:49
all nine of us.01:53:52
SAM: I'm glad that you've led me to that conclusion.01:53:58
LIAM: This is a work in progress,01:53:59
our family is a work in progress01:54:01
but I have faith and I'm not even one of the clerics.01:54:08
All right, that's it, sorry.01:54:10
SAM: Well, in the morning.01:54:13
See you soon.01:54:16
Can you call Frumpkin01:54:17
to get me some hot cocoa for bed?01:54:19
LIAM: Frumpkin? It is too pedestrian for Frumpkin.01:54:22
SAM: Well, I don't know the pecking order01:54:24
of your pussies around here.01:54:26
I mean, some-- we send the cat,01:54:28
I don't know.01:54:29
What do I do? Do I clap? Do I meow?01:54:32
LIAM: Well, you pull the ribbon over by your fireplace.01:54:35
SAM: Oh, that's what that's for.
LIAM: Mm-hm.01:54:40
SAM: Dinky dink.01:54:41
MATT: You watch as a small--01:54:43
a series of smaller, semi spectral-looking arcane cats,01:54:48
arrive and begin to wrap around your legs,01:54:50
in a figure eight motion going-- (meows)01:54:54
Then they look up at you expectantly.01:54:56
LIAM: Ah, Pepper, you're just the one for this job.01:54:58
What would you--
MATT: (meows)01:54:59
SAM: Hot cocoa with marshmallows.01:55:01
LIAM: Pepper, could you get two hot cocoas with marshmallows01:55:06
and then grab those little--01:55:09
put a little toothpick01:55:11
into one of the marshmallows like a little bow01:55:14
and then those graham crackers,01:55:15
you can make little wings in the other one.01:55:17
MATT: (mrrps)01:55:19
MATT: And with that-
LIAM: I saw Jester drawing.01:55:21
SAM: Yeah, yeah.
LIAM: Art.01:55:23
MATT: (whooshes) They all vanish through one of the
small holes in the side of the wall.01:55:26
TRAVIS: I love that sound.01:55:28
(whooshes)01:55:30
LIAM: (sighs)
TALIESIN: There better be a cat named Salt.01:55:32
SAM: To the Mighty Nein.01:55:34
LIAM: To the Mighty Nein.01:55:37
MATT: Within a short time, the cocoa is presented,01:55:40
delicious and once again marveling at just01:55:44
how good these cats are at making cocoa.01:55:47
But it is warm, it is comforting and it is delightful.01:55:51
LAURA: What was the name of the books that are in our room?01:55:56
LIAM: Well, there is, hold on,01:55:59
I don't have it memorized top to bottom.01:56:02
TRAVIS: How dare you?
LAURA: I know.01:56:04
LIAM: One of them was "Tusk Love."01:56:06
LAURA: Yes, yes, I've read that one.01:56:09
MARISHA: Few times.
LAURA: (laughs)01:56:11
Dramatic reading.
MATT: Yeah, paperback and Kindle.01:56:13
(laughter)01:56:16
LIAM: Oh shit, I have to get to the first room.01:56:21
Tusk Love, The Courting of the Crick, Der Katzenprinz,01:56:27
Change and the Potentials of Transmutability,01:56:31
and Die Waldhexe und andere Zemnische Volksmärchen.01:56:36
And I will copy-paste that to you in a magical message.01:56:39
LAURA: (laughs)01:56:41
LAURA: Are any of those readable?01:56:45
(laughter)01:56:47
TALIESIN: Wow.01:56:48
LIAM: Well, two of them are written in Common.01:56:51
Two of them are written in Zemnian and one is in--01:56:54
also in Common, but a very dense jargon.01:57:01
Arcane jargon.01:57:02
LAURA: Why would he put these books
in here if we can't even read them?01:57:05
I say to myself.01:57:07
(laughter)01:57:08
MATT: There is no one there to respond.01:57:11
LAURA: Do any of them have pretty covers?01:57:13
MATT: Yeah, I mean, overall,01:57:16
you know, the ones that you can't read are well-presented,01:57:19
which makes it even more frustrating.01:57:21
LIAM: And Der Katzenprinz,01:57:22
there's a beautiful goldleaf illustration01:57:25
of a cat holding a little top hat out like this,01:57:28
standing on two feet.01:57:30
LAURA: That's so cute.01:57:32
I want to read it.01:57:36
(laughter)01:57:40
MATT: We pull back slowly.01:57:41
(laughter)01:57:43
TRAVIS: Can't you pull the ribbon?01:57:45
LAURA: How will the cats be able to read it for me?01:57:47
TALIESIN: They make cocoa, you never know.01:57:49
LAURA: I go order some cocoa, and sit down and stare01:57:52
at the book.
MATT: Okay.01:57:53
TALIESIN: I feel like they could read a book to you01:57:54
if they can make cocoa.
TRAVIS: I think so, too.01:57:56
MATT: The cocoa is delicious,01:57:57
if a bit marred by the frustration as you stare01:57:59
at this really pretty book about a cat with a hat01:58:02
that you can't read.01:58:04
LAURA: Frustrating.
MATT: But nevertheless.01:58:06
TALIESIN: Make an insight check.
MARISHA: Aww.01:58:09
MATT: You all get a good night's rest.01:58:11
Spells prepared, long rest is completed,01:58:13
healed, and the morning is yours.01:58:16
MARISHA: I was in bad shape all day,01:58:20
just bloody and beaten while we were talking01:58:23
to people.
TRAVIS: Oh shit, sorry.01:58:24
ASHLEY: That's right!
MARISHA: Having--01:58:25
TRAVIS: Nobody cares about you.01:58:27
MARISHA: (laughs)01:58:28
MATT: It's been a few days
since you had that fight though.01:58:31
MARISHA: Has it?
TRAVIS: Has it?01:58:32
MATT: Yeah, you've traveled quite a bit since then, so.01:58:34
LIAM: You still got a black eye, though.01:58:36
MATT: Yeah, it's still a bit bruised.01:58:39
TALIESIN: Visibly not healed. (laughter)01:58:41
MATT: Caduceus has refused to heal you this entire time.01:58:44
TALIESIN: And Jester can't, so--
MATT: Makes you stronger.01:58:51
So you all gather at the base of
the tower and the day is yours.01:58:56
MARISHA: Now what?
LAURA: Caleb, what--01:58:57
what is the point of this?01:58:58
LIAM: What? That is a children's story.01:59:00
LAURA: I can't even read it. It's Zemnian.01:59:02
LIAM: Would you like me to read it to you sometime?01:59:06
LAURA: Sure.
LIAM: Okay, I will.01:59:09
Now, or--? LAURA: No, you can read it some other time.01:59:11
LIAM: Okay, all right,01:59:12
but I will pencil it in for you, Jester.01:59:15
LAURA: Thanks.
LIAM: Okay.01:59:17
MARISHA: (laughs)01:59:19
It's good, it's good. I read it as a boy.01:59:22
And it's adorable.01:59:23
It's right up your ally, except it's in Zemnian.01:59:27
You have a mustache.01:59:30
TRAVIS: Cocoa mustache.
LIAM: Too much hot cocoa.01:59:32
(laughter)01:59:35
LAURA: I go wash my face before we set off for today.01:59:37
MATT: Okay, okay, not an issue.01:59:41
As you all emerge from the tower doorway01:59:43
into your somewhat barren provided evening's chambers,01:59:48
you can already smell the fading scent01:59:51
of whatever morning meals were provided01:59:53
to the denizens of Balenpost.01:59:55
LIAM: Oh, we had waffles.01:59:56
MATT: Yeah, you guys had waffles.01:59:57
But you can smell the morning has come02:00:00
to a slow conclusion for the first risers of the day02:00:04
that keep the fort itself safe and guarded.02:00:08
Making your way into the same central common area02:00:11
where you'd had your dinner the night before,02:00:13
there's only about two stragglers there02:00:15
in the process of finishing their meal.02:00:16
Other than that, it's pretty much empty.02:00:22
TRAVIS: Are we supposed to meet Dagen and Vess here?02:00:28
MARISHA: She said about 40 hours. Are we early?02:00:31
Did she mean tonight?
LAURA: Well, he said midday.02:00:32
MARISHA: Midday?
LAURA: He said midday today,02:00:33
we'd be heading out.
TRAVIS: Oh, that's true, yeah.02:00:35
MARISHA: Ugh, this town is so boring.02:00:38
LAURA: Well, they did have cards
last night. We kind of missed it.02:00:41
And fighting.02:00:42
LIAM: Yeah, it's not so much a town, it's just--02:00:44
MARISHA: We missed fighting?
LAURA: I know. I meant to tell you guys.02:00:47
TRAVIS: No, you meant to not tell her on purpose.02:00:51
TALIESIN: There'll be more.
MARISHA: It's probably for the best.02:00:53
LIAM: You know that shiner is finally starting to fade,02:00:55
so it's probably good you got a good night's sleep.02:00:57
MARISHA: Thanks, I hope it stays a little longer.02:00:59
Looks like I have a little bit of makeup on.02:01:01
TRAVIS: Yeah, how does it feel?
And I poke right in it, poke right--02:01:04
MARISHA: You know, it--02:01:05
You know, it hurts, yeah.02:01:06
TRAVIS: What if I just rub a thumb?
MARISHA: That-- it's not dirt,02:01:09
it is blood, it's good.02:01:11
LIAM: Yeah, but it's under the surface, so.02:01:13
TALIESIN: We can put some wolf or mammoth on it.02:01:16
TRAVIS: Ooh yeah, just-- (claps)02:01:18
MARISHA: Aw!02:01:19
Ah, I got blood in my eye!02:01:21
Ah, why?02:01:22
LAURA: It's just a little blood, it's okay.
TRAVIS: Hold it there for at least, what,02:01:24
five, ten minutes?
TALIESIN: I don't know.02:01:26
LAURA: I don't think it's good to do that anymore.02:01:27
It's been a few days. I don't
think it's worth anything anymore.02:01:30
MARISHA: It's honestly fine.02:01:31
LIAM: You know what will firm that up quickly,02:01:33
is a bit of this bat guano.02:01:35
MARISHA: Oh, what-- why?02:01:38
TALIESIN: That's got to sting.02:01:39
MARISHA: This feels--02:01:41
this feels wrong, doesn't feel medical or proven in any way.02:01:45
LIAM: Don't futz with it, and don't
argue with me, I'm a doctor.02:01:47
MARISHA: Ah, it's holistic shit.02:01:50
MATT: (chuckles)02:01:52
TRAVIS: Well, we have a few hours,02:01:53
what are we going to do?02:01:57
Jester: (singsong) Here wait for the time to go.02:02:03
MATT: Okay.
TRAVIS: Pretty much.02:02:04
TALIESIN: We're good to go.
MATT: All right.02:02:05
MARISHA: Can I order, like, a bunch of bacon?02:02:08
MATT: Sure, you order some bacon.
LIAM: Wolf bacon?02:02:11
MATT: They don't have bacon.
TRAVIS: Yeah.02:02:12
MARISHA: Fuck!
TRAVIS: Come on, man.02:02:13
MATT: They have--
MARISHA: Pork is a luxury.02:02:15
MATT: Pork is definitely a luxury02:02:16
on this side--
TALIESIN: If they have some grain,02:02:18
I'll pick up some grain.02:02:19
If they have something that's, like,02:02:20
some oatmeal kind of thing that I can just carry with me.02:02:23
MATT: Yeah, you can find that.02:02:24
It's a little pricier than what you'd normally pay for,02:02:26
which isn't much necessarily,02:02:28
but it's still pricey for what it is.02:02:30
How much do you want? Like how many days?
TALIESIN: A week's worth.02:02:33
MATT: A week's worth?02:02:34
TALIESIN: Two weeks, if it's not a lot.02:02:37
MATT: Two weeks worth?02:02:38
That'll put you at seven gold.02:02:39
TALIESIN: Yeah, do it.02:02:42
SAM: Oats.02:02:44
MARISHA: While we wait, I scooch over to Yasha.02:02:47
MATT: Okay.02:02:50
ASHLEY: Hey, friend.02:02:52
LIAM: Damn it.
MARISHA: Hey, how'd you sleep?02:02:54
ASHLEY: I slept, uh-- I slept--02:02:56
I slept okay.02:02:57
How did you sleep?02:02:58
Because I feel like--02:03:00
I kind of heard you wrestling a little bit.02:03:02
MARISHA: Oh, that-- no, I was fighting.02:03:04
Not-- like I was doing some sparring02:03:06
in that little training gym.
ASHLEY: Oh, that's a good--02:03:09
I forgot, yeah, you have that.02:03:10
That's a good thing to, you know.02:03:12
MARISHA: Good to burn off some steam, you know?02:03:14
Get tired.02:03:15
ASHLEY: Big time.
MARISHA: Yeah.02:03:16
ASHLEY: Big time. Burn off that--02:03:18
all that steam.02:03:19
MARISHA: (nervously) Mm hm. Mm hm.02:03:23
ASHLEY: How are you doing?02:03:25
MARISHA: Yeah, I'm-- I'm okay.02:03:27
I actually feel pretty, like--02:03:30
pretty driven and focused,02:03:33
you know, like I'm on like a--02:03:35
ASHLEY: Like on a mission.
MARISHA: On a mission, yeah.02:03:38
Kind of obsessed right now.02:03:39
ASHLEY: Yeah, I have to say.02:03:44
You've figured out a lot of stuff.02:03:46
It's just amazing how your mind works,02:03:49
and I'm really proud of how you did all that02:03:52
and connected a lot of things.02:03:54
MARISHA: Yeah, you know, broken clock.02:03:58
ASHLEY: Yeah.02:03:59
MARISHA: Right a couple times, you know?02:04:00
ASHLEY: Yeah.02:04:01
MARISHA: It's fine, but no, it's good.02:04:03
I feel like I've found my calling in a weird way.02:04:09
ASHLEY: I think you have,02:04:11
I mean, it really suits you very well02:04:16
to do what you're doing.02:04:21
MARISHA: Thanks, man.02:04:24
I just wanted to check in02:04:27
because, like,02:04:32
several weeks ago,02:04:33
when we were having that dinner with Ludinus--02:04:38
no, sorry, it was Trent.02:04:40
We've had so many weird interactions02:04:42
with so many stuffy wizards--02:04:46
ASHLEY: So many stuffy wizards, oh my god.02:04:48
MARISHA: Yeah, yeah, I hate them.02:04:50
I really hate them all.02:04:52
ASHLEY: Caleb's, like, the only one--
MARISHA: (stammering) Yeah, right?!02:04:54
ASHLEY: He's the only one.02:04:55
You know, it's a different vibe.02:04:58
MARISHA: Right, do you think one day,02:05:00
he's going to, like, be a stuffy wizard?02:05:02
ASHLEY: I sure hope not, but I even think if he would be,02:05:05
he'd still be cool and fun02:05:06
and not like--
MARISHA: Not like that.02:05:09
ASHLEY: Not like that.
MARISHA: Yeah.02:05:10
ASHLEY: We won't let him be like that.02:05:12
MARISHA: I agree.
ASHLEY: Yeah.02:05:13
MARISHA: Yeah, I just remember when02:05:15
we were having that dinner with Trent,02:05:16
and he started talking in our heads,02:05:21
and you made this face,02:05:24
and it made me realize that,02:05:30
I bet people talking in your heads is not comforting02:05:34
and for all that you've been through.02:05:37
ASHLEY: It's weird.02:05:40
I mean it's...02:05:44
I guess whenever it happens,02:05:46
you know, it feels like you're never alone,02:05:50
but not in a good way, if that makes sense.02:05:58
I hope it doesn't happen again,02:06:00
but yeah, it's not fun.02:06:04
MARISHA: Was that what it was like with Obann all the time?02:06:09
ASHLEY: Yes and no.02:06:16
I wasn't in charge of what I was doing,02:06:22
if that makes any sense.02:06:24
I was completely aware,02:06:26
but I couldn't stop myself from doing it.02:06:34
I think02:06:38
probably every single day about02:06:43
that time in the cathedral with you.02:06:49
And I don't know what I would have done02:06:53
if anything happened to you because of me.02:06:59
MARISHA: I knew it wasn't you,02:07:05
but,02:07:09
yeah, I can imagine.02:07:12
It actually sounds02:07:13
so much worse when you still have your own thoughts mixed02:07:16
with someone else's like--02:07:19
probably be easier to just be lost.02:07:23
ASHLEY: Yeah, I think so.02:07:31
Yeah.02:07:35
MARISHA: I just,02:07:38
I couldn't help02:07:39
but notice your face in that moment02:07:42
with Trent and--02:07:45
ASHLEY: He sucks anyway.02:07:46
MARISHA: He sucks.
ASHLEY: I hate him.02:07:49
I just, and especially him in
there, it's like, ugh, get out.02:07:53
MARISHA: It's a different level of invasion of privacy.02:07:58
Normal conversations you can walk away from. When someone's02:08:00
in your head...02:08:03
ASHLEY: Yeah. Um...02:08:06
I, uh...02:08:12
This is so stupid,02:08:15
but02:08:18
I actually wrote02:08:23
a poem for you.02:08:26
Where did I? It's--
MARISHA: What?02:08:29
ASHLEY: It's just, like, I was just hanging out02:08:32
and I wrote something down on this parchment.02:08:37
It's very stupid-- it doesn't-- it's a stupid thing,02:08:40
but here.
MARISHA: Okay.02:08:44
ASHLEY: It doesn't--
MARISHA: Should I--02:08:48
Do I read it now or is it something02:08:49
that you--
ASHLEY: No, no, no, I mean,02:08:50
you can look at it later,02:08:51
but--
MARISHA: Okay, okay.02:08:52
ASHLEY: I mean, no pressure to--
MARISHA: No, I mean, I--02:08:57
you wrote me a poem.02:08:59
ASHLEY: Yeah.02:09:02
MARISHA: I'll--02:09:04
I look forward to reading this when02:09:07
we are back in the tower.
ASHLEY: Yeah.02:09:11
MARISHA: Um.02:09:14
(laughs nervously)02:09:16
ASHLEY: Well, um...02:09:19
Now, I'm embarrassed for you to read the poem--
MARISHA: No!02:09:21
ASHLEY: Because I think it'll be silly.
MARISHA: It's so cool!02:09:22
ASHLEY: It's really corny,02:09:23
but I feel like--02:09:25
MARISHA: No one's ever written me a poem before.02:09:29
ASHLEY: Well, they should've.02:09:38
Yeah.02:09:40
Well,02:09:43
yeah.02:09:45
MARISHA: Yeah, I just wanted to check in on you--
ASHLEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.02:09:48
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good--02:09:49
MARISHA: All right, okay.
ASHLEY: I'm okay,02:09:50
but thanks for checking in.
MARISHA: Yeah.02:09:52
ASHLEY: It's all good.
MARISHA: Okay.02:09:53
ASHLEY: Okay, well, we're going
to have a great time out there--02:09:56
MARISHA: Yeah, just going on a hike.02:09:59
ASHLEY: Yeah, we're going to go on a hike02:10:00
and it's going to be--02:10:01
MARISHA: Tundra Hike.02:10:03
ASHLEY: What an adventure for the Mighty Nein.02:10:08
MARISHA: Okay, let's-- got to put my coat on.02:10:12
ASHLEY: Yeah, me too, okay.02:10:14
MARISHA: Is it-- are we going actually?02:10:15
No, like, really, I'm putting my coat02:10:17
on like we're leaving-- TRAVIS: It's 8:45.
MARISHA: -- and it might be, like, 10:00am.02:10:20
(laughter)02:10:21
Just, I'll put my backpacks on and--02:10:25
MATT: Yeah, is there any business you want to take care of?02:10:27
MARISHA: Nope.
MATT: All right.02:10:29
(laughter)02:10:31
TRAVIS: Are we back in the tower?02:10:32
Oh, are going to go back in the tower?02:10:33
(laughter)02:10:35
TRAVIS: We're in Aeor, right? We're in the tower?02:10:40
MATT: So yeah, if you guys have your supplies together,02:10:43
if there's anything else you need to do?02:10:45
The day goes on.02:10:50
SAM: Yeah, we can fast forward to--
TRAVIS: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.02:10:53
LIAM: Yeah, I think so. We got all our supplies.02:10:55
TALIESIN: You're making us nervous but no, yeah, okay.02:10:56
LAURA: I know, yeah.
MATT: Okay, cool.02:10:58
TRAVIS: I mean, we'll keep a general sense02:11:00
of wary preparedness about us--02:11:03
MATT: No, of course, of course.
TRAVIS: If shit goes down.02:11:05
MATT: Fair enough.
TRAVIS: Barren outpost.02:11:08
MATT: You know, gather supplies,02:11:09
you wait around,02:11:11
snack, and people go about their business in Balenpost.02:11:17
No sign of Dagen, no sign of Vess yet.02:11:23
Kind of... mid-afternoon hits.
LAURA: I mean, yeah--02:11:27
TRAVIS: Mid-afternoon hits?
MATT: At this point,02:11:29
like, two or three o'clock in the afternoon.02:11:30
SAM: Like past time that we thought it would be?02:11:32
MATT: Yeah, possibly.02:11:33
You're starting to wonder where you're supposed to meet.02:11:36
But, you know, you've been spending most02:11:38
of your time here in the whereabouts02:11:40
of the Central Fortress.02:11:42
LAURA: I'm definitely going to go for a walk,02:11:44
because, it's boring waiting--02:11:47
MATT: Okay. So you go for a walk out on the the fresh snow02:11:51
that's fallen now since the night's come,02:11:54
and it is a nice, soft, flurry that's pouring in.02:11:57
Everyone's bottled up a little extra thick today.02:12:02
You can see there's a bonfire now set up02:12:04
in the central courtyard area02:12:05
and there's a few people02:12:06
who are throwing bits of wood onto it,02:12:10
and which is, you gather, probably a challenge.02:12:12
Most of the wood has to be brought in,02:12:13
or from what small elements of nearby trees02:12:16
that are the further north you go,02:12:17
the fewer and fewer trees there are.02:12:19
LAURA: Oh.02:12:21
MATT: But there is a bit of a bonfire there.02:12:22
Some people are warming themselves.02:12:26
You do glance over and by the fire you see,02:12:29
in his awesome-looking chair,02:12:31
you see Dagen sitting there with a blanket over him02:12:34
with a big old, it looks like a bowl,02:12:38
just sitting there, and he just looks pretty wrecked.02:12:42
LAURA: Oh.02:12:43
MARISHA: A bowl, like a bowl?02:12:46
MATT: Like a of a large basin of some kind.02:12:48
MARISHA: Uh-ohs. Oh no.02:12:50
TALIESIN: It's an outtie basin.
A basin-- not an innie basin.02:12:53
TRAVIS: Smoking fatties [inaudible] six-foot stand-up.
MATT: Can't tell from here.02:12:55
MARISHA: Yeah. You got to specify.02:12:57
TRAVIS: Somebody else has got to pull it for you.02:12:59
MARISHA: Yeah, yeah.
MATT: Oh my god.02:13:00
TRAVIS: On three!02:13:01
MARISHA: Go upstairs, man, yeah.02:13:04
SAM: What are you guys talking about?
LAURA: I'll make a-- yeah.02:13:07
TRAVIS: It's got a gargoyle base. It's really cool.02:13:09
MARISHA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just got for this Christmas, bro.02:13:11
MATT: Not a lot to do in Balenpost, you know?02:13:12
LIAM: Travis, is that what those pipes do on your back?02:13:14
TRAVIS: They do.02:13:16
That's why there's three.02:13:17
SAM: We've got some good grass over here, too.02:13:18
MATT: There's a reason--02:13:19
(laughter)02:13:22
TRAVIS: Look at her head!02:13:24
MATT: Orly and Henry should never meet.02:13:26
(laughter)02:13:27
SAM: We got pipes and some grass.02:13:30
MATT: Yeah.02:13:31
LAURA: I'll walk over to Dagen.02:13:36
(crunches)02:13:38
TRAVIS: Good foley.
LAURA: Thank you.02:13:39
MATT: "(grunts)02:13:40
"Hey there, morning."
LAURA: Hard night?02:13:45
MATT: "Normal night."
LAURA: Oh, really?02:13:48
Alcohol warms you up.02:13:50
MATT: "I know. It's cold."02:13:54
LAURA: I like it.02:13:56
When are we leaving?02:13:59
MATT: "I don't know. I'm waiting on the rest of you02:14:01
"to come find me, so--"02:14:02
LAURA: Oh, we were waiting in the fricking--02:14:05
hold on, I'll go get everyone.02:14:07
Would you-- wait, wait.02:14:08
Do I need to get Vess DeRogna, too? Lady DeRogna.02:14:12
Do I need to get Lady DeRogna?02:14:14
MATT: "I haven't seen her."02:14:17
LAURA: Okay.02:14:19
Okay, you're just going to be here by the bonfire?02:14:23
MATT: "Don't have much else I want to do."02:14:25
And you can gather from a brief glance look there's,02:14:28
you know, thankfully not an out bowl.02:14:31
This actually is filled with water02:14:33
and it has a little bit of frost on the sides.02:14:34
He's just been chugging--
LAURA: Okay, good.02:14:36
MATT: Trying to rehydrate.02:14:38
But you can see as you're sitting there,02:14:39
the frost is gathering at the edges of his beard02:14:41
where the water has spilled down02:14:42
and it's freezing in the hair.02:14:43
Occasionally, he has to flick the ice crystals out.02:14:48
But yeah.02:14:49
LAURA: Okay, well, I'll see you in a little bit.02:14:52
MATT: "Okay."
LAURA: Do you need anything?02:14:54
MATT: "No, I've got everything packed up and ready to go.02:14:56
"You just let me know when and I'll grab my supplies."02:15:00
LAURA: Okie dokie!
MATT: "Okay."02:15:03
LAURA: (crunches)02:15:08
Dagen's out by the bonfire.02:15:10
He's just waiting for us.
TRAVIS: He's just waiting out there?02:15:12
TALIESIN: Wow.
LAURA: Well, I don't know02:15:13
because Lady DeRogna isn't down yet, so--02:15:16
TRAVIS: Right, is she staying here?02:15:18
LAURA: She was staying here. She was staying upstairs.02:15:21
SAM: Should we go knock on her door?02:15:24
LAURA: I mean.02:15:25
TRAVIS: Yeah, I'll go to the tavern keep02:15:28
and ask if they know which room Lady DeRogna's in.02:15:31
MATT: You pass by one of the
people who's just in the process02:15:33
of cleaning up the messes from this morning feed.02:15:36
Yeah. It's tavern-esque.02:15:37
TRAVIS: Yes.
MATT: Yeah.02:15:39
This is a younger fellow in his 30s,02:15:41
half-elven background.02:15:45
Looks like he's pretty chilly02:15:47
and not enjoying his time here, but glances over and says,02:15:50
"Well, the visiting suite's on the third floor.02:15:53
"It's pretty much the third floor.02:15:55
"Hard to miss. It's where all of the02:15:57
"Assembly and Assembly-adjacent folk usually crash out."02:16:00
TRAVIS: Third floor, yes. That's where we are.02:16:03
Is there a specific room that she might frequent?02:16:06
MATT: "Oh, it's only one room."02:16:08
TRAVIS: Oh, oh, right.02:16:10
SAM: We're at the base.
LAURA: We're on the ground floor.02:16:11
TRAVIS: We are on the ground floor.
MATT: "Right, right."02:16:13
TRAVIS: See you in a bit, Slick.02:16:16
MATT: "It's not my name," as you walk away.02:16:19
(laughter)02:16:20
TRAVIS: Third floor.
SAM: It's actually Slock.02:16:22
MATT: Yeah.02:16:23
(laughter)02:16:25
TRAVIS: Slack.02:16:27
I'm going to go up and--
LAURA: I'll go with you.02:16:30
MATT: Okay, you go up.02:16:32
The first floor, which has--02:16:33
it's the big fortress base02:16:35
where most of the common guards and some other folk02:16:39
that run the general operational aspects02:16:43
of the fortress tend to stay.02:16:45
The second floor seems to have another common area.02:16:47
This one is a little more game room, if you will.02:16:52
You can see there's some stacks of cards02:16:53
and dominoes and dice elements in some places.02:16:56
There are bunkers and barracks,02:16:58
and you can see there are soldiers in there02:17:00
that are just resting at the moment02:17:02
and trying to delay the need,02:17:05
'til their next shift comes out.02:17:07
So there's like probably about 12 or 1302:17:08
or so armed individuals down in this space.02:17:13
You go up the next flight02:17:15
into the smallest third tier.02:17:18
And as you come up the stairs, it curves around02:17:20
and switch backs and you come immediately to a wooden door02:17:24
with three iron crossbars on it02:17:26
with a nice heavy turn brass knob on it.02:17:30
It definitely stands out from the rest of the make here.02:17:32
This is a very nice door02:17:34
for a relatively not nice construct.02:17:38
TRAVIS: I imagine this is it.02:17:40
LAURA: (knocks) Hello?02:17:46
MATT: No response.02:17:47
LAURA: I wonder if she's in, like, a magical room.02:17:49
TRAVIS: She might be. You should kick it, kick the door.02:17:51
LAURA: I'm not going to kick the door.02:17:52
TRAVIS: Just like hard knock.02:17:53
I'll go and (boof boof).02:17:55
LAURA: (knocks) Hello, hello, hello!02:17:59
MATT: No response, but you do hear some footfalls02:18:01
and you see some of the armed people02:18:03
glance up the staircase at you.02:18:05
Just to check in--
TRAVIS: I'll just go02:18:06
halfway down the staircase.02:18:08
Lady DeRogna, has she emerged today?02:18:12
MATT: They all look at each other.02:18:14
"No, I haven't seen her, why?"02:18:16
TRAVIS: Oh, no, we're just little past our departure time.02:18:19
No reason for concern. (sucks in breath)02:18:22
Um. (clicks)02:18:24
Did she give you a way to get her attention?02:18:28
MATT: "Knock?"02:18:30
LAURA: Yeah, of course, duh! We know... to knock.02:18:34
TRAVIS: Do you want to send her a message?02:18:35
LAURA: Oh, good idea, Fjord!02:18:37
Yeah, I'm going to send a message.02:18:38
MATT: Okay.02:18:40
LAURA: Hello, we're outside your room.02:18:44
Are we planning to leave soon?02:18:45
We're just wondering, just waiting.02:18:49
Dagen's ready so.02:18:52
Oh!02:18:54
What're you doing?02:18:58
TRAVIS: "What're you doing," right?02:19:00
LAURA: What're, yeah.
TRAVIS: Contraction.02:19:01
MATT: There you go.
LAURA: What you doing?02:19:04
MATT: Moment passes,02:19:06
then another moment passes,02:19:12
then a few moments pass.02:19:17
No response.02:19:18
LAURA: (gasps) She's not responding.02:19:20
Fjord, she's not responding. TRAVIS: No, I know, but she could be in her tower, right?02:19:22
I don't think a message would reach her.02:19:23
LAURA: Yes it does, it goes across all planes.02:19:25
It goes anywhere.02:19:27
TRAVIS: No, are you sure?02:19:28
LAURA: Yes, I know, I know, I know.02:19:30
TRAVIS: Wait, you could be in another plane,02:19:31
another realm, another and it would find them?02:19:33
LAURA: Yeah.02:19:35
This message thing is really awesome.02:19:37
The Traveler's a powerful guy, man.02:19:38
He teaches me some crazy things.02:19:40
TRAVIS: What did she say she was doing? She said she had meeting.02:19:41
She said, "40 hours,"02:19:43
which is a bit longer--
LAURA: She did say, "40 hours,"02:19:45
That's two days, almost.02:19:48
But--02:19:50
TRAVIS: Should we--
LAURA: Oh my gosh,02:19:51
what if what Molly was saying was, like, some sort of clue02:19:54
and he was coming after her,02:19:57
and we were supposed to let her know?02:20:00
TRAVIS: That does seem a bit concerning at the moment.02:20:05
MARISHA: (high pitched) It's totally not!02:20:07
Sorry.02:20:09
TRAVIS: What?
MARISHA: I'm not there.02:20:12
LAURA: Are you sure?02:20:14
(laughter)02:20:17
TRAVIS: Yeah, that's a concern.02:20:18
Do you want to--02:20:19
can you scry across all planes?
LAURA: (door rattling)02:20:22
MATT: The door is locked. It's not opening.02:20:28
TRAVIS: I'm going to head back down the stairs02:20:29
and just be like: I think we may have a situation02:20:32
in which we need to enter Lady DeRogna's premises.02:20:36
MARISHA: What do you really mean?02:20:37
SAM: Are you talking to Slock or to us?
MATT: Are you talking to soldiers?02:20:39
TRAVIS: No, not you fucks,02:20:40
keep the pantomiming to yourself.02:20:41
MARISHA: Oh.02:20:42
(laughter)02:20:44
LAURA: Oh, we're talking to the soldiers?02:20:46
TRAVIS: Yeah.
LAURA: Oh,02:20:47
I thought you were talking to--
MATT: The soldiers, they look at each other,02:20:49
like, "Oh, we're--02:20:53
"the chambers are for Assembly members only."02:20:55
TRAVIS: Right, but surely you have some way to get in there,02:20:57
especially, if they're in grave danger.02:21:00
Do you not?
LAURA: Maybe she's just pooping.02:21:02
You know, some people just don't like to talk.02:21:04
MATT: "Why would they be in grave danger?"02:21:05
TRAVIS: I don't know.02:21:06
I assume when the party that she's contracted02:21:08
to keep her safe can't reach her,02:21:11
then she might be in danger.02:21:13
You do like this job, don't you?02:21:17
MATT: Make an intimidation check.02:21:19
SAM: Poor Slock.
LAURA: Poor Slock.02:21:24
TRAVIS: Natural 20.02:21:25
SAM: Ooh!
TRAVIS: For a 30.02:21:26
ASHLEY: Hey!02:21:28
MATT: He goes,02:21:29
"I'll go talk to Akron.02:21:34
"You four, come with me."02:21:37
TRAVIS: We'll take that opportunity to head downstairs.02:21:39
MATT: Okay. The soldiers there, all giving you--02:21:42
The one is still giving you this intense look,02:21:44
the other ones are like--02:21:47
TRAVIS: She's not answering02:21:49
and Jester tried to send a message02:21:50
and she didn't respond.02:21:51
LAURA: She didn't respond, she may be pooping,02:21:52
or she could be in grave danger.02:21:54
SAM: Either way, we should go find out, because--02:21:57
TRAVIS: We are contracted to protect her02:21:59
and we didn't really make any arrangements02:22:01
for, I don't know, a signal or a message,02:22:03
in case that we lost track of her through the night.02:22:06
SAM: She's super powerful! She can defend herself.02:22:08
She doesn't need us to defend her at night.02:22:10
She has domes to sleep under and shit like that, right?02:22:13
TRAVIS: No, we're super powerful and shit happens02:22:15
to us at night all the time.02:22:16
MARISHA: Yeah, Fjord totally died sleeping.02:22:19
He totally got stabbed02:22:20
in the middle of the night.
LIAM: Strange that it would happen here.02:22:22
I think we should barge our way in.02:22:24
MARISHA: I think we should bust down the door.02:22:25
LAURA: What if Molly was, like--02:22:27
MARISHA: In her room last night,02:22:28
right under our noses?
LAURA: Yeah.02:22:31
MARISHA: What if that's what he meant?02:22:32
SAM: Wait, did you scry on Molly, former Molly,02:22:34
after she left the table?02:22:36
Right, she was gone already.
LAURA: Yeah.02:22:38
SAM: So he could have been like--
LAURA: Yeah.02:22:40
SAM: -- Vess-napping her at the moment.02:22:43
MARISHA: What if that was the scent?02:22:44
What if that's what it was that he was talking?02:22:47
But what if--02:22:49
LAURA: To alpha and alpha.02:22:51
SAM: Well, let's go find out!
MARISHA: Let's go.02:22:52
SAM: Let's go find out!02:22:53
MARISHA: Yasha!02:22:54
SAM: Wait, I can pick a lock.02:22:55
I-- yeah, yeah.
MATT: (laughs)02:22:57
SAM: Yeah, Yasha, yeah, bust down the door.02:22:59
LAURA: No, no, you do.02:23:00
SAM: All right, all right, we'll scramble upstairs.02:23:02
Are there soldiers there, or we've--?02:23:04
MATT: No, they've all--02:23:06
well, there's two left in the room,02:23:08
that are just watching you as you pass by02:23:10
and you head up to the door02:23:11
and there's nobody up there at the moment.02:23:13
SAM: Mage Hand!02:23:14
MATT: All right, go ahead and make pick lock, then.02:23:19
SAM: 29.02:23:21
MATT: 29 will do it.02:23:23
MARISHA: Yasha, kick it down anyway!02:23:26
TRAVIS: Got it. (smashing)02:23:28
MATT: So (lock clicks, creaking, impacts)02:23:30
The rest of it gets kicked forward with Yasha's foot.02:23:34
Immediately, the first thing that gets you02:23:36
is a very cold sensation.02:23:38
LAURA: Oh no.
MATT: As you walk in,02:23:40
there is a bit of snow02:23:41
that is gathered and scattered across the floor02:23:44
of a chamber that to you, Jester, looks very familiar.02:23:46
ALL: (exclaiming)
LAURA: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.02:23:48
MARISHA: Oh my god, through the window!
MATT: You can see the open window02:23:52
off to the left hand side02:23:53
of what is a beautiful suite, very well-outfitted02:23:57
and feels very out of place from the rest of Balenpost.02:24:00
You can see--
MARISHA: We didn't question--02:24:02
TRAVIS: Under our fucking--
LIAM: Could've been anywhere.02:24:03
Could've been anywhere!02:24:04
MATT: And you can see there are
books scattered on the ground.02:24:07
There are open cases and you can see there is a one case02:24:11
that is open and turned over,02:24:13
at the foot of the large, four-posted bed.02:24:17
LIAM: Oh, I start Will Grahaming the room.02:24:18
I'm looking at all the books, the case that's been open.02:24:21
TALIESIN: Detect Magic.
TRAVIS: While we were fucking here.02:24:24
MARISHA: I mean, we made all
the connections, but that one!02:24:27
MATT: And as you glance about the room,02:24:29
the other thing that catches your attention,02:24:30
is the humanoid shape lying on the bed.02:24:32
LAURA: (gasps)
TRAVIS: Shut the fuck up.02:24:34
MARISHA: She's dead.
LAURA: He killed her?02:24:35
TRAVIS: We-- we--
LAURA: Wait, I don't--02:24:38
SAM: Caduceus! Look at them!
TRAVIS: Check. Life. Check life.02:24:40
TALIESIN: Spare the Dying.
SAM: Check for life.02:24:42
TRAVIS: I make myself look like Vess DeRogna instantly02:24:45
and I shut the door and stand outside.02:24:48
MATT: Okay.02:24:50
You go and check this figure as you approach.02:24:54
This is indeed Vess DeRogna.02:24:58
Flesh pale,02:25:01
life long gone,02:25:03
streams of blood pouring from her eyes,02:25:05
her nose, her mouth, her ears.02:25:09
The expression itself02:25:11
aghast and locked in absolute horror and pain.02:25:18
And because of your passive perception,02:25:20
as you glance down, you also see there's a strange02:25:25
coloration on her neck.02:25:29
And you go and pull back,02:25:30
and there on the right side of her neck,02:25:31
you see a marking that resembles a red eye.02:25:34
TRAVIS: Oh my god.02:25:39
We didn't make it one day.
MARISHA: This close, this close.02:25:43
MATT: You can--
MARISHA: Fuck.02:25:44
Why didn't I think one step further?02:25:47
MATT: The right hand where the sleeve is pulled back,02:25:50
you see in the palm, another similar red eye.02:25:55
MARISHA: Wait, wait, wait.
LIAM: On DeRogna?02:25:57
TALIESIN: I'm going to keep checking.02:25:58
LAURA: Are these fresh eyes?
MATT: On the other side.02:26:00
LAURA: Have these been put on there--02:26:02
LIAM: Are they in places that we were able02:26:03
to see visibly before,02:26:04
or were they--
MATT: They were.02:26:06
LIAM: Yeah, so this is new.02:26:09
MATT: You can see these are deep set red eye-like designs.02:26:12
MATT: You can see these are deep set red eye-like designs.02:26:17
The front of the palm-- Or in the palm,02:26:20
back of the hand, and on the side of the neck,02:26:22
from what you can see. The rest of her is currently covered.02:26:27
LIAM: I'm rolling this room,02:26:28
and I'm not above taking anything that belonged to her,02:26:32
that was not stolen from the room.02:26:34
MATT: Okay, make an investigation check.02:26:35
MARISHA: I'm mad at myself.
LIAM: Natural 20.02:26:40
SAM: What did you say?02:26:41
LIAM: Natural 20 for a 31.02:26:43
MATT: For a 31?
LIAM: Yeah.02:26:44
MATT: Dang, you guys are rolling the 20s today.02:26:46
LIAM: It's the same die that
rolled so well in the other game!02:26:48
TALIESIN: I'm going to hit her with Gentle Repose,02:26:50
just to have it.02:26:51
MATT: Okay.02:26:56
SAM: Should we raise her from the dead?02:26:58
Do we have that ability?02:26:59
TALIESIN: I mean, I don't have that now.02:27:02
LAURA: I don't have it.
SAM: Revivify or something, or?02:27:05
LAURA: Revivify, she's been dead a lot longer than a minute.02:27:08
TALIESIN: Yeah, she's--
SAM: Well, what's the other one?02:27:10
TALIESIN: That's a lot.
LAURA: Resurrection.02:27:12
TRAVIS: No, we're not doing that.02:27:14
LIAM: Okay, well, here's what we could do.02:27:16
We could have you, in the form of DeRogna,02:27:19
go and tell Dagen that we need another day before we leave.02:27:22
And then we drag her inside of my tower for the night,02:27:26
and we do what we need to do tomorrow.02:27:28
TRAVIS: Yes, agreed.02:27:30
MATT: You, from the open window,02:27:33
you can see down in the central area now,02:27:35
there's a gathering of about 25 or so soldiers02:27:39
that are all around Arkhan--02:27:43
oh sorry, Akron Wardlaw,02:27:46
who first greeted you when you arrived,02:27:47
and it looks like they're all making their way02:27:49
towards the fort.02:27:51
MARISHA: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.02:27:52
Okay, hang on.02:27:54
SAM: Are there any other eyes on her body?02:27:56
Can we just, like, lift a couple of--02:27:57
MATT: If you want to, make an investigation check.02:27:59
MARISHA: They've got to all be the same place.02:28:01
SAM: All right, I'm just going to inspect the body02:28:02
for anything, including eyes.02:28:04
MATT: Okay.
LIAM: Checking the room.02:28:05
SAM: 28.02:28:06
TRAVIS: I open the door, and I ask Jester02:28:08
to come outside and join me.02:28:10
MATT: Okay.02:28:11
You do notice there are spaces in the body02:28:13
where jewelry was worn,02:28:17
like an area where you see bracelets and rings,02:28:19
and there are areas in the skin02:28:21
that show that there was a lot of jewelry02:28:23
that you've seen her wear, all removed.02:28:25
She's been picked clean.02:28:28
But you do discover,02:28:29
as you inspect through it,02:28:31
there is the red eye in the neck,02:28:33
there is the red eye on the palm and the back of the hand.02:28:37
You also see two over the heart on her chest.02:28:42
Side to side, one in the middle of the shoulder blades,02:28:44
one at the nape of the neck,02:28:47
actually hidden underneath the hairline.02:28:50
TRAVIS: Knife wounds?
MARISHA: Same places.02:28:52
TRAVIS: You said knife wounds?02:28:53
MATT: No, these are all the red eyes.02:28:55
SAM: Do I count nine total?02:28:57
MATT: You count nine eyes total.02:28:58
SAM: And do they look like they--02:28:59
these are objects, or drawings, or carvings?02:29:02
MATT: They would almost be tattoos,02:29:05
but they're too clean.02:29:08
There's no scar detail.02:29:10
There's no--
SAM: And they don't look like02:29:12
they're pasted on. They've been integrated02:29:13
to her skin somehow?
MATT: Correct.02:29:15
TRAVIS: Followed us in from the goddamn dock.02:29:17
SAM: And no redness around those areas?02:29:20
MATT: Make a medicine check for me.02:29:21
TRAVIS: We thought we were chasing him down,02:29:23
and he was just waiting.02:29:24
MARISHA: Made the connection between the book.02:29:26
MATT: 12?
MARISHA: Made the connection between the book,02:29:27
didn't think of--
MATT: You do not see any signs02:29:30
of them being recent.02:29:32
ASHLEY: So these were all,02:29:35
from what we can see,02:29:36
they were places where she had them covered02:29:40
with, like, jewelry or her hair or--02:29:42
TRAVIS: She might be practicing for the Nine Eyes.02:29:43
MATT: Or, like many other powerful mages,02:29:46
hidden with a glamor.02:29:47
MARISHA: What if that's what they meant?02:29:49
What if that's what he meant?02:29:50
TALIESIN: I'm going to look at
the one at the back of the neck,02:29:52
is it just underneath the hair?02:29:53
The hair hasn't been removed?02:29:56
MATT: The hair hasn't been removed.02:29:57
The hair has grown through it.02:30:00
SAM: The hair has grown through it,02:30:01
so these have been there for a while.02:30:03
These aren't what killed her.02:30:04
MARISHA: What if they're the alphas?02:30:06
What if that's what they meant by alpha to alpha?02:30:09
LAURA: To alpha.02:30:11
SAM: No conspiracy theories right now!02:30:14
MARISHA: That's all this is!
TALIESIN: I'm going to do a Detect Magic on the room.02:30:16
TRAVIS: Someone's covering up the body, yes?02:30:17
I'm sure-
LIAM: Wait, wait, wait, rewind.02:30:18
Did I find anything in the room dropped by her, by them,02:30:22
anything that belonged to her, anything?02:30:24
MATT: You find all manner of books that are history books.02:30:29
A lot of them deal with survival techniques,02:30:33
some of them are classic books02:30:34
that you see in a lot of Zemnian libraries02:30:39
and other regions, designed to just to pass the time.02:30:45
It looks like most everything02:30:47
that she brought with her has been taken.02:30:48
LIAM: They take her personal spellbook?02:30:50
MATT: Yes, everything,02:30:51
everything on her except for her clothing, has been taken.02:30:56
LAURA: I'm going to cast Enhance Ability on Fjord.02:30:59
MATT: Okay, as you--
TRAVIS: Cover the body, cover the body,02:31:02
cover the body, cover the body.02:31:03
MATT: As you guys are outside of
the chamber, making your way02:31:05
around the stairs, you can hear the dozens and dozens02:31:07
of heavy footfalls beginning to work02:31:09
with haste up the hallway towards you.02:31:11
And that's where we're going to take a break.02:31:12
(groaning)02:31:14
MATT: Because you've been going for a bit.
LIAM: Yeah.02:31:15
MATT: We're going to take a break,02:31:16
and we'll come back to that, and see what transpires.02:31:20
MARISHA: What? Oh, no.
LIAM: I got to cast the tower.02:31:23
TRAVIS: God, we suck at our job.02:31:25
We're like, fancy dinner, we pay for shit,02:31:28
have a couple of drinks.02:31:29
Go to bed, we'll you see in the morning, right?02:31:31
Barren winter wasteland.02:31:33
Didn't even talk about it.02:31:35
We didn't set up a sentry outside of her door.02:31:37
SAM: We're her bodyguards.
TRAVIS: We didn't do shit.02:31:39
We didn't check her room.02:31:41
God, we had a chance to be the secret service02:31:43
and we blew it!02:31:46
ASHLEY: Ugh!
SAM: Well.02:31:48
MARISHA: I'm just mad that we were like, "Ah!"02:31:49
SAM: It would've helped if we'd
cared about the person we were---02:31:51
MARISHA: "Clearly he took her book."
LIAM: Yeah.02:31:52
MARISHA: "So it's about the book."02:31:54
He's like, "Oh, we got the book back."02:31:57
Didn't go one step further to be like he got it from her.02:32:01
SAM: Tonight.
MARISHA: Tonight, right now, upstairs.02:32:04
TRAVIS: Our Yelp reviews are gonna suck.02:32:05
MARISHA: Fuck!02:32:07
MATT: And on that note, we'll be back here in a few minutes.02:32:09
We'll see you shortly.02:32:12
Well, we have a lot to talk about02:32:14
in regards to--02:32:17
What was that? That was not your shot of tequila, was it Sam?02:32:19
No, that was just some trash I was throwing out.02:32:21
There's a trash can over there.02:32:22
Oh okay, I thought you were doing02:32:23
the "Fear of Loathing", this is my last drink.02:32:26
Hey, cheers, Travis, what you got there?02:32:30
This is just a little apple juice.02:32:32
14 year old apple juice.02:32:36
Sam, what do you have there?02:32:38
I have apple juice.02:32:41
All right.02:32:42
Is it really apple juice?02:32:43
I think we're allowed to say02:32:45
that we're drinking alcohol, can't we?02:32:48
No, I don't think so.02:32:49
It's a new policy on the channel.02:32:51
There's no alcohol allowed on the channel02:32:53
or any adult themes.02:32:56
Or language, right?02:32:57
That is all the time we have for tonight, folks.02:33:02
That's a series wrap on "Talks Machina".02:33:09
I think we need to reincorporate02:33:10
ice giants and frost giants into the lore02:33:12
of the North Pole.02:33:14
Well, everyone knows that the North Pole02:33:17
is guarded by a family of frost giants.02:33:20
And originally, before reindeer,02:33:21
Santa Claus' sled was pulled by yetis.02:33:24
Does not everybody know that?02:33:26
See, I want that movie.02:33:27
I want to see,02:33:29
it be like, oh, Santa and his elves,02:33:31
every single gift in the world,02:33:32
think of all the eBay we can make.02:33:34
We're just gonna go ahead and do the greatest heist of old Saint Nick,02:33:37
and they get there and it's just this giant,02:33:39
sitting there, armored up,02:33:40
going, Mr. Claus didn't invite you.02:33:45
(upbeat music)02:34:04
Laura: Hey, critters, Laura Bailey here.02:34:06
Let's see what's up in the Critical Role shop.02:34:11
Oh my gosh, it's so amazing.02:34:17
Go ahead, darling, treat yourself.02:34:23
The cuteness, it's overpowering.02:34:29
I mean, the traveler always says,02:34:31
impulse purchases are a good decision.02:34:35
You're only like five clicks away from owning this,02:34:38
maybe more if you have a lot of windows open02:34:40
on your browser, I don't know your life.02:34:44
So click on over to the Critical Role shop.02:34:47
Don't worry, there's a few more minutes in the break.02:34:49
You still got time.02:34:54
(dramatic music)02:35:01
I just want to watch my "Critical Role".02:35:04
For your consideration,02:35:06
this is the face of a critter02:35:08
who's craving their "Critical Role" content.02:35:11
But for this sanctimonious shipper,02:35:13
time misled them like a trip to the Feywild.02:35:16
They now have come face to face02:35:17
with existential dread.02:35:19
A fear of sardonic spoilers.02:35:22
Let us led them across the bridge02:35:24
into a realm of bright shadows02:35:25
where even if one misses the live viewing02:35:28
of their favorite program,02:35:29
they can still watch it on demand,02:35:31
if they bare the mark of a Twitch subscription02:35:33
to the channel.02:35:35
That mark, a mysterious sigil of emoticons02:35:38
made by the sage, Arsequeef.02:35:41
In this land of shadow,02:35:43
known as the Twitch subscription zone,02:35:45
no shipper, fanficker,02:35:47
or please name my kitten litter critter,02:35:49
has to feel like a bitter fritter.02:35:51
And so ends another meandering digression.02:35:54
A complicated parody promo02:35:57
down an indistinct highway02:35:58
to the region we call the Twitch subscription zone.02:36:05
Subscribe.02:36:08
Twitch Prime subscribe.02:36:11
Gift subscribe.02:36:14
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You should check to see if you've left the oven on.02:49:16
MATT: And welcome back.02:49:18
So picking up where we left off,02:49:22
most of the Mighty Nein is currently scrambling02:49:25
through the middle of Lady Vess DeRogna's chambers,02:49:29
the third floor of Balenpost's main fortress.02:49:33
While you, Jester and Fjord, make your way out to the stairs02:49:38
to meet with the cadre of soldiers that are being summoned02:49:42
at your behest after acquiring the attention of Akron.02:49:47
So what do you do as you begin to hear the footfalls rise02:49:50
up around the switchback staircase?02:49:52
You have a few seconds.
TRAVIS: After a little talk02:49:53
over the break, I'm going to drop Mask of Many Faces02:49:56
and I'm going to use Major Image02:49:57
to summon a Vess DeRogna behind the two of us02:50:01
at the top of the stairs--
LIAM: Atta boy.02:50:02
TRAVIS: -- at the foot of the open door.02:50:04
And we will stand in front of her.02:50:06
MATT: Okay, got it.02:50:07
So you summon her.02:50:09
The illusion appears behind you,02:50:10
and there she is in all of her illusory glory,02:50:13
hands crossed in front of her,02:50:15
chin slightly lifted, just as you recall many02:50:17
of the scenarios.02:50:19
At that point,02:50:22
you see a bunch of soldiers, weapons out at the ready,02:50:25
come around the way,02:50:27
their piecemeal armor now lit by the torchlight02:50:32
into the edges of it.02:50:33
They stop and see this and look back, confused.02:50:36
LAURA: I'm going to look like we just got reprimanded,02:50:37
like really bad.02:50:40
MATT: Okay.02:50:42
As the tension settles into the chamber,02:50:45
Akron pushes around and goes,02:50:49
"I'm sorry, was there an issue, Lady?"02:50:52
TRAVIS: There was.02:50:53
Unfortunately, it seems Lady DeRogna was made02:50:57
quite ill last night,02:50:59
perhaps by the cooking of this establishment,02:51:02
and while she seemed to cry out this morning,02:51:04
and was left unheard, your men did not answer her call.02:51:11
If you don't mind,02:51:13
the Mighty Nein will now take over all food prep,02:51:15
all delivery, and all handling of Lady DeRogna's security.02:51:18
Is that clear?02:51:20
MATT: Make a bluff check.02:51:21
LAURA: With advantage!02:51:23
SAM: Oy oy oy oy oy!02:51:26
TRAVIS: 12.02:51:27
LIAM: Come on, face man.02:51:29
TRAVIS: 18 plus 10 is 28.02:51:32
MATT: 28.02:51:34
So as Akron goes,02:51:36
"Is this true, Lady DeRogna?"02:51:40
TRAVIS: She holds her stomach and she says,02:51:43
"Yes, I'm afraid so. The food.02:51:47
"I'm not sure, but it's very distressing02:51:50
"to cry out and not be heard.02:51:52
"I'm very, very disappointed."02:51:56
(laughter)02:51:58
MATT: But, I'm sure, in her accent.
TRAVIS: Yeah. The French accent.02:52:01
SAM: (exaggerated French accent) I am very disappointed.02:52:03
LIAM: (exaggerated French accent) How you say--02:52:06
TRAVIS: (exaggerated French accent) Be our guest.
ASHLEY: How you say, ah--02:52:07
MATT: Akron goes,02:52:10
"My sincerest apologies, Lady DeRogna.02:52:15
"We have been doing what I thought was our best02:52:19
"to provide an experience,02:52:22
"only befit a member of the Assembly.02:52:25
"The individuals responsible02:52:26
"for your meal prep will be punished severely.02:52:29
"And as per the request,02:52:32
"indeed, your...02:52:35
"guardians will be able to receive02:52:38
"and be tasked with the preparation02:52:41
"and care of your meals from this point forward."02:52:45
TRAVIS: She says, "Thank you.02:52:47
"These truly are capable warriors.02:52:51
"If you don't mind,02:52:52
"I'm still feeling a bit under the weather.02:52:56
"We'll have to resume our activities on the morrow,02:52:58
"if that's all right." (laughs)02:53:00
(laughter)02:53:03
TRAVIS: She's not laughing!02:53:06
"I have to retire to rest."02:53:10
MATT: "Should I inform Dagen of your--?"02:53:16
TRAVIS: I turn, Fjord turns and says:02:53:18
We will make sure that Dagen is informed.02:53:21
Again, all of the Lady's communications will run02:53:24
through us as well.02:53:25
MATT: "Understood.02:53:27
"Once again, my sincerest apologies,"02:53:31
and he turns around to the soldiers behind them02:53:35
and you watch them all take a step back.02:53:38
LAURA: Shut the door.02:53:39
MATT: Okay, as you close the door,02:53:40
you begin to hear just shouting like,02:53:43
"You imbecile! Come here, come here!"02:53:45
And you hear some shuffling. People begin02:53:48
to scatter a bit, the downstairs area,02:53:50
the common soldier barracks,02:53:53
a chamber that crosses by the staircase.02:53:56
You can hear soldiers quickly shuffling02:53:58
in there to get out of the scuffle.02:54:00
And you hear the raised voices continue02:54:01
as they beginning to descend02:54:03
lower and lower within the fort.02:54:04
And then within a period of time you feel like,02:54:06
at the moment, their eyes are not on you.02:54:10
LAURA: Good job.02:54:11
SAM: (exhales)
TRAVIS: Thank you.02:54:12
LAURA: You made her really nice.02:54:14
I'm sure they were really unnerved02:54:16
by the fact that she was nice.02:54:18
TRAVIS: I feel really bad for the kitchen staff.02:54:19
Okay, I don't know how much time we have,02:54:22
but perhaps we should execute whatever next step02:54:24
of the plan we have.02:54:27
ASHLEY: Can I look around and see if there's any02:54:30
sign of struggle, anything?02:54:32
Just look around and see if there's anything else02:54:34
that we might be missing in the room.02:54:37
MATT: Make an investigation check.02:54:38
ASHLEY: Okay.02:54:39
TALIESIN: Also, yeah I did around the--02:54:42
TRAVIS: That advantage helped massively.02:54:44
ASHLEY: 12.02:54:45
MATT: 12. I mean, best you can tell,02:54:48
the bed where the body still lays,02:54:51
there is blood pooling from the places02:54:53
where it has leaked from the head orifices02:54:58
onto the bed. And then on the ground at the foot of it,02:55:01
you can see there are fresh splatter,02:55:04
or fresh in comparison--02:55:05
they're as fresh as the body is-- splatters of blood02:55:09
at the foot of the bed, on the ground02:55:12
that is frozen over.02:55:14
LAURA: Should we find out what happened, Caduceus?02:55:16
SAM: Those splatters on the foot of the bed,02:55:18
do they look like they're dripping02:55:21
from her toes or something, or is it--?02:55:23
MATT: No, and even just passive investigation02:55:26
between Caleb and Veth and Beauregard,02:55:29
it's relatively easy for you guys to ascertain02:55:30
that she died on her feet.02:55:33
SAM: And fell backwards or was placed?
MATT: And then fell backwards.02:55:35
SAM: Okay.02:55:36
MATT: So whatever took her took her violently and suddenly.02:55:39
MARISHA: Jesus.
SAM: Cool.Description:
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