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00:00:01
[music]
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Victoria Skladchikova
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[applause]
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Hello Hello,
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so you know, I realized recently that
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I realize time differently, look, I don’t
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know about you, but when they tell me about
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some person, he was born in 2000,
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I’m like, but he’s 10,
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then you come for a day birth sauna
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prostitutes viskar everyone is sucking I'm standing like
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this with a kinder surprise I came up with the idea
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thank God I ate his foil to him I gave it to him it seems
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like everyone is happy ok ok
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I'm very young I feel very If I
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was surrounded by young people now there is a guy who is
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younger than me but I'm lucky that he
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looks bad so it's clean visually
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we are the same age, even older, look even
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older thanks to me, what I tell him is
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normal for suckers, your sandals are also
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normal,
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you can’t hide those socks behind closed
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shoes, calm down, he has expensive
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things, there are
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expensive ones, even BMW,
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it says on his cap of course
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Oh, I’m not against the age difference, it doesn’t
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even matter What is your
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age difference in a couple But I think that a girl
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should look younger to a couple, so
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Girls, if your guy is younger, look at the
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advice to you, do everything to make him look
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worse, this is normal. Here I have him
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near the microwave, sleeping because there,
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this wave of radiation is good
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Yes, of course, normal advice
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I work with young boys, but don’t you know
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recently, a woman has it. She
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had an orgasm the day before, you can see
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she’s always cheerful and her eyes are shining.
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Maybe she just drank,
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think at least a little. Yes, guys
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I don’t always think that you know there is a
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poster Come on depression And after
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an orgasm
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you lie there like that and for this in
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Odintsovo
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everything could have been done
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remotely but where did I go so
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let’s ask you Tell me that you
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will choose
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great sex but in Odintsovo or so-so
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but in Moscow City
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[music]
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Moscow City
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there is bad bad sex you will then be
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very sad and for a very long time to go down from the 92nd floor
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and then go to Odintsovo all the time
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Why not
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Sorry Moscow City you will always
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seem distracted
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in Khrushchev,
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orgasm is the only thing he can
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offer you, it’s
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easier for him to bring you to orgasm than to the
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metro, of course,
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Lyubertsy Yes, it’s okay, not
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Moscow City, first of all, you’re maximally
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concentrated,
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maximum concentration on your partner,
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eye to eye, He’s still a little bit like that, he
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closes his face like that
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I didn’t see that the grandmother was still
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sleeping a little in the room. Therefore, of course,
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I’m a guy who lives in Bibirevo, I don’t go to see him,
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but that’s not why I think look like
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if a couple meets and live
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separately, then the guy still has to
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spend the night and go to the girl’s because I
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need to go to them, cosmetics, creams,
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pajamas, all the washbasins, we packed everything, I
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called Gazelkin, we’re going everything. Of course, it’s
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already amazing, he’s carrying nothing
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with him, well, what are you, washbasins, I
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have something to wash my face with at home,
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you know, he has water, water,
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soap soap You know, in which you
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can no longer cut veins,
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but now I
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asked the men, Come on, we’re sitting here normally
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now, look, today
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a girl tells you
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to come spend the night, that you’ll quickly take some soap with you
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and wash something in the back or something.
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Well, the toothbrush doesn’t appear or not
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March 8 Damn, it’s not true here,
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my boyfriend is moving, he can
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forget everything All main iqos
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if you forgot his [ __ ] in Bibirevo
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to pick it up,
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we went to this Altai village, there
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was a village there, he forgot, they just don’t sell it there, he
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just walked around for a week, a dog’s ass I smelled
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that it was somehow compensated for a little bit,
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but the truth is, I tell him, You’re coming to me,
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But here’s a toothbrush. You ca
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n’t take it like that. You have it.
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I say, I also have a razor. Yes, I know.
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I admit, in general, I
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like pig guys more. I like the clean ones,
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these Super ones don’t scare me. I think there’s something
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manic about them, yes. So I came to see
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my friend, I go in. So,
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all his things are sorted by color, all the books are in
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alphabetical order, that’s all your girls are
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leaving in packages, goodbye,
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so I’m fine with pigs,
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but I’m not particularly clean myself, I used to clean up
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before the guy, I washed everything everywhere
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now no, now I’m here as it is, I’m
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saying Love me as I am
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Especially since you’ll leave, he’s not semi-stuck
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you'll get away, everything is fine, but I have advantages, you
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know, the guy is jealous of me, that's how
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girls should be jealous,
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men should be a little bit so that we
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feel attractive, he knows how to
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come home He's like Who
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brought you I say the taxis broke down
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a little bit - a little
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oh, in fact, I give reasons for a
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man’s jealousy, but I just have to
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hate anything right away, I’m with a former friend, but he’s
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good because he’s a
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good person, but he does charity
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work, he helps dogs from the period,
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I met a good
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man,
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a dream, every girl will understand, but everyone
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you know why I see him because
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there is coffee because there is no one I really
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like this dialogue when he says that there is
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someone, he tells me no,
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I have, I see that I have to sit with him
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alone,
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so girls, stick to the good exes, the
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bad one ex he will point out You
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know what you think If only
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you had everything in [ __ ] My whole life is in [ __ ]
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I’m cool I have one
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like that, you know when I was already
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living in Moscow I already starred in a stand-up comedy
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I already tried this mojito without spilling it and
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I wrote to him There, the former TNT
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turn on in the Maldives doesn’t catch him Oh, you
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[ __ ], you compete with me even more of
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a specialty as you wrote Like that,
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don’t write to me at all You’re distracting me from
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sex Yaga I understand it’s
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hard to text on all
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fours I understand everything Everything’s fine
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for now
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[applause ]
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[music] the
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last two years in the world have not been very good,
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we are with this quarantine at home How we were in prison for the
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last two years on TNT there were no
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new Real boys
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[music]
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[applause]
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Real boys new season from August 29
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at 8 pm on TNT
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[ music]

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