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and now I’ll show you, I00:00:13
’ll even tell you a little Hello My name is Dmitry00:00:14
Tankovich Today on the program is the creation of a00:00:17
theater in Moscow where They placed a temporary00:00:19
recruiting station, they took down the poster for the play00:00:21
Dead Souls I’ll Scratch You can remove it, but00:00:24
the meaning will remain the same against the backdrop of00:00:26
nuclear threats in Russia they decided carry out the00:00:28
purchase of potassium iodine, the purchase amount is about 500:00:31
million rubles, the purchase is urgent00:00:33
because only 4 days are allocated for the procedure.00:00:35
Apparently, Putin is not sure that if00:00:37
he launches a rocket with a nuclear00:00:39
warhead, it will not fall immediately after00:00:41
takeoff Venezuela will welcome the00:00:43
expansion of the use of the ruble on its00:00:45
resorts and hope for the restoration of00:00:47
tourist flows from Russia in the near future,00:00:50
this was stated by Foreign Minister Karl Sukharya,00:00:53
now all flows from Russia are directed to00:00:56
Georgia Kazakhstan Mongolia Putin gave00:00:59
Edward Snowden Russian citizenship00:01:01
Oh cool All news agencies00:01:04
suggested that00:01:05
Snowden will soon go to the front by the way00:01:07
Perhaps on at the front you will be able to meet00:01:09
other people who have arrived practically among the citizens of00:01:11
Steven Seagal Gerard Depardieu Roy Jones00:01:15
Jr. the00:01:16
mobilized Sakhalin residents decided not to00:01:18
rely on the State and took with00:01:20
them everything they needed. Here we are going to00:01:23
the preparation00:01:25
[music]00:01:26
we are going I didn’t understand that00:01:33
this is an alarming suitcase00:01:36
we are going00:01:38
to Kamchatka, the00:01:43
boys and men are all here and literally00:01:46
after one binge they started00:01:49
training00:01:53
again.00:02:12
If earlier the Russian soldiers who were00:02:16
captured answered the question what are you doing here,00:02:17
we were going to an exercise, but now the00:02:20
answer to this question will sound like this, I00:02:22
really don’t remember a damn thing And in Moscow00:02:25
they have already predicted the results of the mobilization.00:02:27
Judging by the slogan, a convenient route will coincide00:02:30
with the route where the Russian ship was sent,00:02:31
and the metro will become free because a00:02:33
million Moscow families will receive a00:02:35
brand new white Lada. For those who00:02:38
want to avoid mobilization,00:02:40
this option has appeared, as stated by00:02:43
the Russian Yellow the press was given by a friend of Dima00:02:45
Bilan, there is a small clarification, very00:02:49
often when men want to hide something00:02:50
they say that it’s not me, not about myself, it’s me,00:02:53
my friend. In general, you understand Dima Bilan. The00:02:56
village will not be subject to mobilization, the00:02:59
top here tours in the Kuchuk district of00:03:01
Irkutsk regions installed new00:03:03
road signs Well, what can I say, lucky people00:03:05
I’m not serious, the military commissar00:03:08
definitely won’t reach the village until spring Putin’s talking mouth00:03:11
Lavrov broke down turned the Luhansk00:03:13
region into Laos At his speech, he00:03:15
also called the Kherson region00:03:17
Kharkov and Zaporozhye Zaporozhye00:03:19
now the West threw a tantrum because of00:03:23
passing in Laos00:03:26
in Lugansk Donetsk Kharkov00:03:29
Zaporizhzhya and Zaporozhye regions of00:03:32
Ukraine referendums, I am sure that after the00:03:34
reservation about the Lavu region, residents00:03:36
tensed up a little; in Russia,00:03:39
sales of portraits of Vladimir Putin increased, but the00:03:41
popularity of the dictator has nothing to do with it; it’s00:03:43
just that in Dagestan they switched to00:03:45
Partisan resistance by launching a00:03:47
flash mob with arson00:03:54
here without comment it’s just beautiful00:03:56
and now let’s talk about these and other news00:03:59
in more detail and00:04:00
I’ll say a phrase, not very traditionally, after which the00:04:02
audience usually says damn, I got it Yes,00:04:04
how much can you do, you need to rewind, but no, you do00:04:07
n’t have to rewind, you just need to00:04:08
listen, especially since I quickly watch00:04:10
the bell like subscribe, this is00:04:13
really important done thank you And00:04:15
now let's move on to the news, as before, the00:04:17
main topic remains the topic of partial00:04:19
mobilization in Russia. Patriotic and not00:04:21
very patriotic Russians are trying to00:04:23
leave the Great Country so as not to00:04:25
end up in the second army of the world. Well, those00:04:27
who do not have the opportunity will always be helped by the00:04:28
evening edition. Moscow published00:04:31
legal advice illegally mobilized00:04:33
citizens to come to the military registration and enlistment office and00:04:35
prove there that they are right, while lawyer00:04:39
Gleb Yablonsky is in fact the00:04:41
head of the00:04:42
military-patriotic club at the Union of00:04:44
Paratroopers of Russia, which Evening Moscow00:04:47
chose not to report. But now you00:04:49
know and you won’t fall for this advice, but00:04:52
you can fall for something else00:04:53
unaccepting Russians have found another00:04:55
much more reliable way not to get00:04:57
mobilized candle Forget me00:05:00
the military registration and enlistment office is only 750 rubles and the risk of being00:05:03
burned in a tank for Putin is reduced to00:05:05
zero, it’s still difficult to understand How exactly a candle00:05:08
helps not to get mobilized,00:05:09
perhaps it drives away evil spirits in the form of00:05:11
representatives of the military registration and enlistment office, but that’s all -I still00:05:14
recommend not to put it near the window Well,00:05:16
because in this case the military commissar may00:05:17
go out into the world like a cockroach and we’ll look at00:05:20
you for a look, but maybe we just haven’t00:05:23
seen the instructions for this product. Maybe it’s with00:05:25
this candle that we need to light a00:05:27
Molotov cocktail and reduce the number of00:05:29
military registration and enlistment offices in Russia on 1 In general, what should you00:05:32
do if you were stopped, for example, at a00:05:34
traffic light, they want to hand you a summons, there is a00:05:36
really great life hack from Alexey00:05:38
Aristovich, so you were stopped on the street00:05:41
at a traffic light, they really liked to catch you00:05:43
during marriage, they really liked it in Iran, they liked to00:05:46
catch you at traffic lights, it’s00:05:48
very simple, you say I already got00:05:50
food00:05:52
By the way, I think it’s a very good00:05:54
offer. I would strengthen it in a vase,00:05:56
look, buy a Russian military uniform,00:05:57
but as we remember, you can buy it at any00:06:00
military store, smear your face and plant it. Take00:06:02
one hand out of your sleeve and hide it under your00:06:03
jacket, and the next time you are00:06:05
stopped in this form to hand over the00:06:07
summons Tell me Bro, you're fine. I'm00:06:09
just from Ukraine and he00:06:11
even left his hand there to return. Perhaps00:06:13
this is the method that will allow you to disrupt00:06:15
the mobilization in Russia. Although if you00:06:17
use it all, it will turn out that all the00:06:19
men in Russia will ride in military00:06:21
uniforms and with hidden under jacket with his hand,00:06:22
and on the other hand, if they don’t use it,00:06:25
they may end up with no hands at all, and this is in the00:06:27
best case scenario. But what’s interesting is that the00:06:29
Russian leadership itself is doing everything00:06:31
to disrupt mobilization; judge for yourself; a00:06:33
conscript in the Russian Federation who shot at the military commissar00:06:36
faces 8 years in prison. And for refusing00:06:38
mobilization, they can give 1000:06:41
choices that the00:06:43
Russian government offers citizens to make, but you must agree that00:06:45
8 are less than 10,00:06:47
a list has appeared on the Internet of what00:06:49
mobilized Russians should take with00:06:51
them,00:06:53
listen here, all the points are interesting, it means00:06:56
warm boots, a warm cup, a hat. Is this00:06:58
definitely an army or is this a list for the winter00:07:00
Pioneer camp? Let's go on and look00:07:03
there’s no place to wash a lot of Socks, it’s00:07:05
strange here. Well, everyone knows how many00:07:07
washing machines on armor were taken away by the second00:07:09
army of the world from near Kiev during00:07:11
the retreat. But I remembered everything. They didn’t00:07:14
deliver, and no one ever washes those soldiers who carried the washing machines,00:07:16
but in00:07:19
general this list, of course, causes a00:07:20
slight shock: it turns out that the Russian army00:07:23
cannot give its soldiers clothes,00:07:25
soap supplies, or even a first aid00:07:27
kit, but the most important item on this00:07:29
list is definitely food for at least a day,00:07:32
I understand correctly that here, between00:07:34
the lines, you can understand how long, according to the00:07:36
Russian authorities, the new arrival the soldier00:07:38
will live But if this list is not enough00:07:41
and there is a video of00:07:48
sleeping bags, definitely plus tourist00:07:51
mats or replacement Well, we understand, yes, all00:07:55
this is all yours, the boys give you a uniform, everything that the00:07:59
army gives you armor, that’s all As for the00:08:01
military, this is nothing There are no our men, we00:08:05
ourselves equipped everything for medicine too00:08:08
delays, that is, loperamides,00:08:11
hydrogen peroxide, be sure to have00:08:13
tourniquets, I don’t have enough tourniquets for all of you00:08:16
guys,00:08:18
car first aid kits, gut them, take the00:08:21
tourniquets from there, so guys, just don’t laugh at the00:08:25
girls’ mothers, ask for pads,00:08:28
the cheapest pads, plus the00:08:31
cheapest tampons. Put it00:08:37
straight in there and everything starts00:08:40
to swell and press on the walls guys I00:08:43
don’t know this, if00:08:45
possible guys this and that is00:08:47
medicine guys00:08:50
take care of yourself please take a little00:08:52
bit this money is still there00:08:55
Let your relatives ask for something somewhere00:08:58
Well buy it It seems to me that the Russian00:09:00
army is beginning its critical days Well00:09:02
hurry up month Although no, still days for00:09:05
most of them everything will end quickly,00:09:06
but frankly I’m shocked by00:09:08
how empty the Russian army turned out to be.00:09:11
How could everything be stolen And00:09:13
who will answer for this, you know I ask the00:09:15
question myself and answer it myself, the00:09:17
reason why was found The Russian army is at war naked barefoot00:09:19
hero of the Russian Federation00:09:21
holder of the Order of Merit for the Fatherland00:09:24
Second third and fourth degree00:09:26
General Dmitry Bulgakov, responsible for the00:09:29
logistics of the00:09:30
Russian army, dismissed from his post00:09:33
seriously simply dismissed for 12 years Bulgakov00:09:37
fed soldiers with rotten dry rations Removed00:09:39
and sold spare parts from equipment that was00:09:41
standing in storage, he entered into contracts for00:09:43
food at inflated prices and probably00:09:45
managed to earn not a single billion over all these years.00:09:48
But what’s interesting is that for all00:09:50
this he wasn’t arrested, he wasn’t sent to prison, and they did00:09:52
n’t even start an investigation, he was fired, he00:09:55
was simply fired, I’m sure that now a00:09:58
worthy one will take his place a person00:09:59
who will be afraid to steal00:10:02
the money allocated for it, because if he00:10:04
does this, then in 12 years he will be00:10:06
fired and he will only have what00:10:09
he manages to steal during this time. In the meantime, those00:10:12
in Russia are mobilizing who, perhaps00:10:14
purely physiologically, will not be able to notice00:10:16
that in the Russian army everything bad00:10:18
reimbursement Sverdlovsk region00:10:19
mobilized a 59-year-old hard of hearing00:10:22
blind in one eye and a cancer00:10:25
patient, he received summonses The very00:10:28
next morning he was sent to a military00:10:29
training session with a surgeon for urolithiasis,00:10:32
stage one skin cancer, he can’t see anything00:10:34
without glasses In addition, he has astigmatism and00:10:36
hypertension he doesn’t hear well,00:10:38
but for Russia for some reason he seemed00:10:40
quite healthy and in two weeks he00:10:43
plans to send him to the front, you think00:10:45
this is trash, no, Mikhail Timoshenko,00:10:48
who lives in Adygea, served in the internal affairs;00:10:50
in 2009, he was injured in the00:10:52
service and ended up in a wheelchair00:10:55
after the announcement of partial mobilization,00:10:57
he received a summons where it was stated that he had to00:10:59
report to the military commissariat, they would take00:11:01
me in a wheelchair to the army or something,00:11:04
Mikhail asked what00:11:07
the military registration and enlistment office answered him. It is not yet known, but here we can00:11:08
assume that he heard something like00:11:10
these answers. What is so special about00:11:12
mobilization here? partial, so it’s00:11:14
okay that you’re partially paralyzed00:11:16
or don’t worry, you’ll be the driver in the00:11:18
tank, you just have to sit there, but if00:11:21
they get hit there, and if they get hit, you’ll lie00:11:23
down, you might be unlucky in general,00:11:25
but in the village of Tyumen, in the00:11:28
Kemerovo region, he’s lucky, they00:11:30
mobilized everything 59 people It00:11:33
would seem possible to exhale for the rest, but it won’t00:11:35
work because in this village there is no one00:11:36
else to exhale. 59 people are00:11:39
absolutely all the men who lived here and00:11:41
now in this particular village the00:11:43
notorious Russian principle will not even work:00:11:45
women still don’t give00:11:48
birth because even after they won’t be able to,00:11:51
just think about it, they took all the men from the00:11:53
village, and there was also information on the Internet00:11:56
that in Russia, during00:11:57
mobilization, vehicles can be taken away from citizens,00:11:58
usually00:12:01
this only happens during martial00:12:02
law, but knowing Russia in general, it00:12:05
will turn out that first they will take their son away from the family00:12:07
or the husband will then return00:12:09
the Lada instead and then take the Lada and wait00:12:11
until a new son or husband appears in the family.00:12:14
In general, the cycle of people and Lada in Russia,00:12:16
who will help the Russians in such a situation,00:12:18
there is such a person. The Kremlin clown00:12:21
Margarita Simonyan continues to delight with00:12:23
her creativity, here is such a post she00:12:25
published00:12:27
a quote, I remind you of my flash mob, each00:12:30
rich person chooses 10000:12:32
conscripts and pays them a00:12:34
certain amount monthly. How much can he00:12:36
afford end of quotes God Holy00:12:39
woman Although no, what kind of woman She00:12:41
herself admitted I am naturally not subject to00:12:44
conscription, not military personnel and not a woman,00:12:46
but returning to post it may seem00:12:49
that Margarita went over to the White side and00:12:51
suddenly began to care about people. But in00:12:54
fact, she simply lost her temper and clearly00:12:55
explained to everyone throughout the country that the00:12:57
rich in Russia will definitely not be mobilized,00:12:59
but in general the authorities in Russia, of course,00:13:01
help the mobilized residents of Buryatia00:13:03
and the Volginsky00:13:05
district were given ritual scarves, walkers and00:13:08
amulets to the garage with mantras00:13:10
illuminated by lamas and the Volginsky datsan,00:13:18
everyone has a lucky00:13:31
charm class. Now we are definitely not00:13:34
afraid, not a projectile with them. But seriously,00:13:37
I want to appeal to the Russians. If you00:13:39
still end up at the front, remember00:13:40
the only option is to survive this is surrendering to00:13:42
captivity, here is a vivid example for you, this is the00:13:45
mobilized LPR who decided to surrender.00:13:48
Look at his face, it seems to me that00:13:50
he would not smile like that even if he00:13:52
won the jackpot in the casino. Yes, in Russia00:13:54
you can still hear that the war in00:13:56
Ukraine against Nazism is for Russia, but00:13:58
anyone a normal person understands that00:14:00
this is nonsense, nonsense that was in the minds of the00:14:02
Russians, one person and his last name is00:14:04
known, although in fact if he00:14:06
could tell the truth, his appeal00:14:07
would sound something like this, the00:14:26
regions and regions of Russia mortally warring with each other should be by00:14:28
all means of00:14:32
political economic cultural00:14:34
in general any sovereignty I will emphasize00:14:37
this once again with all the means available to us00:14:40
in our historical tradition in the00:14:43
fate of our people the policy of00:14:44
intimidation terror violence and nuclear00:14:48
Blackmail they kill people they throw in prison they00:14:53
deal with they torture00:14:56
us and now we will do it so it will be the00:15:01
Soviet Union And now the time has come00:15:05
Therefore, look for opportunities to avoid00:15:07
mobilization, there is an opportunity to leave,00:15:10
go to Georgia, Kazakhstan, Finland,00:15:12
leave But remember When you find00:15:15
shelter in Georgia Do not forget that in00:15:18
2008 your country Russia attacked this00:15:20
country, killed its inhabitants, stole00:15:22
territories when you are met in00:15:24
Kazakhstan, remember How you treated to the00:15:26
Kazakhs who at one time were looking for a00:15:28
better life in Moscow, we rent apartments00:15:30
only to persons glorifying functionality Hey00:15:33
chump, come here and even when you00:15:35
come to Finland just00:15:36
Think that the00:15:38
country that your leadership considers an00:15:40
enemy is ready to accept you, because this is a NATO country, leave,00:15:43
after all, go to fight in Ukraine for sure not00:15:45
an option, as Ukrainian general00:15:47
Valeriy Zalozhny said, we are done with the00:15:49
Russian professional army,00:15:51
it’s time to end it. If00:15:53
you are an amateur, you should refuse mobilization, as for00:15:55
example one of the00:15:57
best boxers in history, Muhammad Ali, did in his time00:15:59
by refusing to go to fight in Vietnam,00:16:01
then they opened a criminal case for evading the00:16:03
army and on June 19, 67, he appeared00:16:06
before the court, the00:16:09
25-year-old boxer then quoted00:16:12
the quote, if the dance did not quarrel,00:16:21
you want to send me to00:16:24
prison please, but I won’t go 1000:16:26
thousand kilometers to kill these00:16:28
poor unfortunate people. I’d rather sit in00:16:30
prison and die because it was you who stood in my00:16:34
way to freedom, you don’t allow me to be00:16:36
equal with others, don’t respect my00:16:38
religious rights from the Vietnamese. I00:16:40
have no complaints, if this is00:16:43
not an argument for you, then know that in 1944,00:16:46
Hitler carried out a mobilization, calling to00:16:48
the front the remnants of the male population of00:16:49
Germany aged 16 to 60 years, in the00:16:53
first two months, more than 7000:16:55
percent of all those mobilized died now will00:16:58
also think about this words to Ukraine00:17:01
Live Belarus Wake up Russia see you00:17:04
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How can I download "Российская армия закупает тампоны / А я сейчас вам покажу" video to my phone?
You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.
How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Российская армия закупает тампоны / А я сейчас вам покажу"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "Российская армия закупает тампоны / А я сейчас вам покажу"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
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