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Юрий Хованский
МС Хованский
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Шаверма патруль
Бич Закупка
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god of war
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god of war прохождение
мимир
голова мимира
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Один
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[music]
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[music]
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kid praying to the edge
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so that you where did he go found he left
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I told him not to go anywhere without
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his permission ragnarok time it’s dangerous
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not for children but he told me to suck
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him with my wrinkled head
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imagine to imagine he
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no longer a little boy teenagers
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okay I'll go these wait I'm bored
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sitting here maybe fasten it to my belt I
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can turn you to face the window
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kratos you know the proverb one
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head is good but two are better and you know
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this proverb if you go on a journey
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with a fool you will come I don’t know where
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I haven’t heard a thread this is Greek and Roman
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Assyrian Egyptian Indian
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praying praying from for all and I
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told you how I once slept with a gnome
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hai you can imagine I
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thought it was the gnome Mimir I’m tired of your stories
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we can keep silent and
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the name
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Mimir me me me me me me me how
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awesome I am and son where is
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something quiet today in the thicket
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and at home we’ll run out at him and from behind so you
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also blanc you saw what he did he
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passed through the forest in Pisa don’t stick your head out
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say thank you superfine is looking for praying
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for all the small ones gadeon and careful
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careful from what [ __ ] in
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the name of the king of the dark elves get ready to
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accept death a foreigner
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yourself you are a foreigner he a diagram view of the castle
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boards well get out of the way
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you will die well look I warned you
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but daddy is not like that
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[music]
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sucker
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[music] don't give a
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[ __ ] dad buy another one kid
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why did you leave home when I
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forbade you in the yard ragnarok and you are without a
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hat prohibitions prohibitions prohibitions only prohibitions my
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life sucks you suck
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I liked moms better I also
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miss you very much Mom's son, but that's not a reason not
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to listen to me about me, did you think about me like I'm
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on this girl if I don't leave
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the house, he wants me to tell you how I first
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met a girl and then I didn't
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have a head yet, I was huge, it's too early for
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you to think about girls oh trei and it
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was not too early for you at my age to kill a passport and
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I know I read Wikipedia after
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you in Greece there is not a single god left
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there now there is only an economic crisis I
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just wanted you to have a better life
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than me, I am [ __ ] old with my father
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whose only hobby is this killing the
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irons the lioness again in the name of the king of the dark
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elves
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and
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this is my path you don’t have to follow
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it and [ __ ] me, we’re going somewhere, we’re
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killing a troll, we’re going back to the corners of
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some ghost in armor sword [ __ ]
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mid chess play well, don’t say bad words
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I’ll tell you you didn’t raise me like that you didn’t raise me at all
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yes it was awkward
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I’ll pretend that I’m not here prayer don’t be
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mad at me you know I have
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problems with murders better you were drinking
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maybe but I after all I
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love you anyway let’s hug you
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tremble nonentity
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because before you are the whole father alone also
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known as here and
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ragnarok has begun but the death of the gods
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is canceled and the battle is 6 pieces and a fork in the eye
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or in the ass once again we don’t have a
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difficult emotional moment here son but I
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came to fight before fight well
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let’s fight shoot with a bow
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[ __ ] everyone with an ax and also much more
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fun than going to school to communicate with
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peers Daria is at the wrong time, so
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[ __ ] bad time, we have a family
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crisis here, as I understand you, 19
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children themselves called the same [ __ ] yesterday, he does
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n’t respect your elders at all,
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[ __ ] up grandfather or something as if to the end of ragnarok and you wo
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n’t live to see the [ __ ] up grandfather and you
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killed the [ __ ] up mimir everyone killed the [ __ ] up
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except me here again they called you [ __ ] up [ __ ] up the [ __ ] up
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you don’t know how to listen to people
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you don’t understand me at all you’re old you
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don’t cut any chips you’re not interested in my
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opinion I I’m wondering, yes, why did
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n’t you come from Midgard then to leave nothing in
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Volokolamsk,
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your mother lived here, your
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mother died many years ago, your father
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is possible due to the local climate, and perhaps
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because there are [ __ ] hundreds of [ __ ]
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monsters, considering they left, why are you
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sitting there, [ __ ], even though it was said he’s the sun,
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you didn’t throw a birthday party for me you didn’t
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tell me about safe sex
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you didn’t even send me to a child
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psychologist you’re the worst father in the world
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guy it was tough so what yes yes I’m the
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most lame father mia maybe sank
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like that and dress in nine worlds
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I’m not a damn thing I don’t know raising children, everything
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I know about, everything I live for is
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murder, by the way,
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about the murders here, ragnarok is in full swing
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soon top will come up, we haven’t even started yet,
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maybe it’s because of my relationship with my father
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because I killed my father, but we have
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parties we didn’t stand on ceremony with the children, let’s keep
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everything simpler
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about
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fenrir eats the sun okay with you I’ll
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figure it out later gold sauce I thought if I don’t understand
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all these youth tricks it doesn’t
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make me a bad father but it turned out
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the father didn’t even try what you want no
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some they put a debuff on my eyes, I am Thor, the
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son of Odin, the god of thunder and lightning, I came
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here for something, my father was killed, my father,
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my father, it’s unlikely that Adam is a miracle for you for adguard, why do
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n’t you push it, you’re
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not in the mood, I like it so much
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ours adventure they are funny the truth of
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course the truth
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Valka I'll [ __ ] you now it's your turn
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to change the curse of the world in vain Jörmungandr
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he bites it reaches them who needs it
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anyway the school there is physics chemistry you and I
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talk every day someone
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you really like to kill
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of course I have such a folder I I love you
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son and I'm the topic
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let's go [ __ ] someone on the way home
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I saw a couple of drow count ditch
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well so we have them
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[music]
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well
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[music]
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Yatsun like this and here's Wilhelm and I came
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there to complete ragnarok where is everyone
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[music]

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Мир God of War всегда был мрачным, но Рагнарёк превратил Мидгард в совсем уж безрадостное место для Атрея, сына Кратоса. Бог войны столкнётся с врагом пострашнее, чем во время прохождения, но его чувства к сыну не остановит ни Один, ни Тор, ни темные эльфы, ни осточертевшая голова Мимира. Автор сценария и режиссёр: Юрий Хованский В ролях: Юрий Хованский Юлий Онешко Олег Григорьев Руслан Тушенцов Денис Шмальц Егор Митрофанов Андрей Федотов Антон Власов Владимир Шершнёв filmed by http://maximax.me/ Оператор-постановщик: Александр Еланцев Ассистенты: Артём Туркин, Егор Ясаков, Пётр Земляницкий Звукорежиссёр: Александр Воронин Грим: Настя Райли Эффекты: Евгений Галуза Исполнительный продюсер: Григорий Бычков ПОДПИШИСЬ, ЧТОБЫ НЕ ПРОПУСТИТЬ НОВЫЕ ВИДЕО: https://www.youtube.com/user/russianstandup?sub_confirmation=1 Всем привет, дамы и господа! С вами Юрий Хованский ака МС Хованский - видеоблогер, гангстер и алкоголик, автор таких шоу как "Шаверма Патруль", Russian Stand-Up и "Бич Закупка". Вы можете помнить меня по состоявшемуся батлу с Лариным, несостоявшемуся батлу с Моргенштерном и клипу "Батя в здании". Сейчас у меня на канале выходят разговорные ролики, скетчи, критические обзоры на блогеров, рецепты со Славным Друже, стендап, байки и многое другое. В лучшие моменты карьеры я судил Версус и разрывал тренды, а теперь просто стараюсь не унывать: пишу диссы, снимаю клипы, режиссирую фильмы и постоянно пытаюсь придумывать для вас что-то новое. Мне будет очень приятно, если вы нажмёте на "колокольчик" и подпишетесь на все мои соцсети, чтобы ничего не пропустить. ХОВАНСКИЙ ЮТУБ - https://www.youtube.com/user/russianstandup ТЕЛЕГРАМ "ПЕЧЕНЬ ХОВЫ" - https://t.me/pechova НАРЕЗКИ СО СТРИМОВ - https://www.youtube.com/user/khovanskyinthesky ХОВАНСКИЙ ИНСТАГРАМ - https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser МС ХОВАНСКИЙ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TX9zpTqZrc&list=PLeOfc0M-50LkOxwujMhaYnIezn5LvsrN0 ХОВАНСКИЙ ТВИТТЕР - https://twitter.com/RussianStandup ХОВАНСКИЙ ВКОНТАКТЕ - https://vk.com/hovan СТАТЬ СПОНСОРОМ КАНАЛА - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnQBjLBbZ6TXMwM_D_iaXjQ/join ПО ВОПРОСАМ РЕКЛАМЫ - [email protected] Если вам понравился ролик, лучшим способом отблагодарить меня будут ваши лайки и комментарии под видео. Спасибо за просмотр!

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