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I'm a woman for a long time, you know who I am00:00:05
got wound up and he's a drinking horse here, no, I'm not00:00:10
picked up a drunk00:00:11
go away we're churning I remember like a doctor00:00:14
taught me social science so as not to have multiple sclerosis00:00:17
was horse drinking horse drinking horse saw00:00:21
Kirov and then another tomato manicure00:00:30
not manicure tomato monitor00:00:32
I need to look at his chat then again00:00:37
shade clava fool keyboard keyboard00:00:40
do you know if klal wasn’t our fool00:00:44
I for the life of me remember00:00:48
then another little gray mouse, such a mouse00:00:52
her over all the time putting pressure on her ass00:00:55
God don't worry about nothing00:00:58
get dirty00:01:00
she pay massive then there round00:01:03
just like current Makhanko's gramophone records and00:01:06
on them you can sing the song of the crucible, kids, but00:01:10
that between the vertebrae of Kolya new you yourself00:01:14
what does a hernia mean in a healthy person?00:01:25
press the button I'm sorry shelf x and00:01:28
what do you call the disk device more often00:01:32
remember Sidi Abramovich Sidi Abramovich00:01:35
sidiroms00:01:45
bought downloaded where to poke there to carry out00:01:49
don't rey00:01:50
I have a weak neighbor boy program00:01:54
wash00:01:55
in the program wash hookahs on m then this00:01:58
not a violent madwoman00:02:01
with technical capabilities it is quiet00:02:05
meek, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, girls don't00:02:08
It’s not he who carries the cloud from the Russian00:02:11
and show us all the fields given to alarmists00:02:16
only he hears and right from my doorstep00:02:19
talk now I'm your granny from00:02:21
wood burning00:02:25
but I didn’t understand it at first, I read it00:02:29
baby what do you mean Guria is yours00:02:32
Dronova00:02:34
the chapter is long over, some are whispering, he00:02:40
glasses with your me for a new memory I you00:02:43
mood I must be the last thug00:02:48
I have a customizer00:02:49
twenty years ago there was probably 30 UN00:02:53
I'll notice that I'm worried and talk00:02:55
grandma meiko my don't worry don't00:02:57
fuss and00:02:58
relax and00:03:01
I’m telling myself now everything you need with00:03:04
I'll throw off freedom predator00:03:13
I'm cooking kolyan, don't come near me00:03:17
he when you don't worry I don't care00:03:19
I'll break it00:03:20
I'll plug in the flash drive and that's it00:03:25
I'm screaming why as Mr. Dano here's a guy00:03:30
he will be like then to install you00:03:33
in view of00:03:39
vot ya ya vot Orsk she corrected it with Kolyan00:03:48
but something is not like you and me00:03:50
thought it was stupid old and the program was like this00:03:53
windows I'm screaming no need uh oh no no00:03:57
click naked and now I'm educated00:04:02
became a mother so from this motherboard00:04:06
why I don’t know the most important he is me and00:04:14
made my own soap00:04:16
Yes, not the owners and the Kolyans, he washed them, it was me00:04:20
mail00:04:21
you can get acquainted with them and write00:04:23
grooms on the Internet wrote it on my own00:04:29
acquaintance00:04:31
charm on blonde took he headscarf00:04:34
but I eat my hair without a neck and sent00:04:41
photo card for me00:04:43
agents fashion hangers what about her00:04:46
lord tomato eggplant peris hilton00:04:52
yes she came but you know so much00:04:54
men reacted and kolyana00:04:57
you're still getting married, come on00:05:00
like tabi and we will make your soap, you are with us00:05:03
you'll be with Leonovna00:05:05
dog even be offended gml all dogs yes00:05:13
this is a worldwide kennel00:05:18
password you have multiple sclerosis so as not to00:05:21
forgot about let's all about you satine00:05:24
and send them a photo card with a ribbon00:05:27
shameless how did he decline angelka s00:05:29
mandolin00:05:30
Anjali what is it Jolie God role is this00:05:34
send your photo are you serious00:05:37
toby guys keep truthful we want who00:05:42
let's have fun and write it as it is00:05:45
Kolyan Aries for 270 years, weight 35 kg is enough00:05:57
get married where to go to look at00:06:03
for you guys it would be angelina jolie00:06:06
so broth with a handle00:06:11
to the left to the answer came in an instant straight away00:06:15
write how crazy Muzychenko is at you00:06:18
reacted00:06:19
Koryanova I advise you to want to marry some00:06:23
ours he advises to turn to the bull you00:06:27
I don't seem to understand how00:06:28
word double some course camera00:06:39
frets heads my idea don't miss out00:06:42
my luck and I'll run suicide00:06:45
programmers scratch the door I give for00:06:48
with my mobile phone I am a businessman00:06:59
little by little I get up I get up and here00:07:05
I recently had a terrible time00:07:09
I was so down and ashamed I was driving up a steep road00:07:14
deal and got stuck in a terrible traffic jam and00:07:17
got on the subway00:07:22
what haha I've never been to a strain before00:07:27
the driver says the boss is there and where is the entrance to00:07:32
metro is written there in letters but I00:07:37
I jump out of my measure onto ours00:07:39
I ask a passerby in passing, bro00:07:43
where is it written here that he has a shell around the corner?00:07:48
you will return00:07:49
now we are the same and accordingly everyone will become00:07:53
and there it’s like in a commercial bank00:08:00
the turnstiles cost every bit of money00:08:05
it's true that my magnetic card is not there00:08:08
works, I see people have cards00:08:13
some crazy skies00:08:16
not plastic paper00:08:20
I'll ask you guys, where did you get them?00:08:25
some grandfather reacted to me, it's on fire00:08:29
and I see not a pensioner then you see00:08:34
not at all from the side00:08:38
as much as twenty-eight there is one ticket, wait00:08:42
and I'm only up to the end 56 rip off but to me00:08:48
Every second is dear, I’ll be late for the deal00:08:52
I think I'll take a one-way ticket and then00:08:56
Then the driver will catch up with me and I will get 3000:09:00
bucks00:09:03
in this kennel00:09:06
they ask for change, there will be humor here00:09:10
I don’t understand what the auntie is talking about from there00:09:15
they jump out of the hollow and onto my poor00:09:19
sufferers look cute and I'm not your cow00:09:22
why are you giving me the greens? change, he came in00:09:28
Am I an exchanger or something from the bourgeoisie?00:09:32
I completely lost my conscience and got drunk00:09:35
mistakes are erased later and there is no shame00:09:39
hog incubator yes I'm just looking for you00:09:43
I still walked under the table, I’m on fire on foot00:09:47
I never walked just like the plague00:09:52
no whistle, no whistle00:09:54
I was already shell-shocked so I would have been there00:09:56
don't go die alone, thank God00:10:01
the earth to talk about is burning00:10:04
extra travel card00:10:06
berries so be it, I’ll sell it to you with00:10:09
discount for 20 bucks but I'm like a businessman00:10:17
I immediately realized the benefit00:10:19
gave him 20 greens, took this from her00:10:24
green paper magnet attached00:10:27
caught fire and suddenly such a beauty00:10:32
floats but I'm like a true gentleman00:10:35
forward and and missed myself next00:10:45
and here this nasty turnstile is like a prize00:10:54
annet I do 10 minutes of squats, but here00:11:00
just00:11:02
the train has arrived but I need it in my belt00:11:07
pinching right and on this train00:11:10
chaos is happening not only that there is no00:11:15
some share, not a reserved seat, only seated00:11:19
I almost suffocated in this place00:11:21
carriage00:11:23
people are choking like grandmas in a purse I see00:11:28
one skinny poor girl00:11:31
apparently there is a specialist next to you on the doors00:11:34
smeared finger not to lean00:11:39
Well, there's a stop here, I jump out at it00:11:43
some kind of transition and in this transition00:11:46
real show who's on the harmonica who's on00:11:50
who's on crutches?00:11:54
some with labels come on00:11:59
interception operation00:12:03
help the starving piglets00:12:07
give the dumb man a prosthesis for me, the dumb one00:12:14
living groundwork00:12:15
I can’t do this, he threw 200 bucks00:12:19
I teared up, thank you, I'm on fire, kind person00:12:24
I won't forget you for years00:12:26
[music]00:12:29
and the illuminated one will give you food00:12:33
and then out of nowhere a gypsy camp00:12:37
now they’ll sing a little for the soul and00:12:43
15-year-old budulai will drag me out a little00:12:53
just put it and what is characteristic is all and00:12:59
shopping center and gancha I was surrounded by one gypsy00:13:03
bent over and on her back in a bag00:13:08
the baby is three months old and still has eyes00:13:12
have not erupted, but he is already pulling his little hands towards00:13:14
my purse paralyzed me00:13:18
someone's baby with their miniatures00:13:22
with my fingers I take change from my wallet00:13:25
throws away only paper bills00:13:28
enough and rammed into the sliders00:13:32
here the blind man took off his glasses between the gypsies00:13:36
squeezed through and give me my change from the floor00:13:38
I started to bounce back and didn't00:13:41
I noticed how I was left alone without shoes00:13:45
swimming trunks, eat like this, I'm on a deal00:13:50
didn’t get it but in this stressful state00:13:56
I came up with a new business, I will do it myself00:14:01
trump price to sell in our metro00:14:06
tour package00:14:08
I'll tell foreigners all this is a hell of a day00:14:12
super00:14:13
went tour in russian meters disneyland00:14:21
let the entrance remain official00:14:27
28 bucks00:14:39
people and even to such a pretentious store00:14:44
they let in suckers00:14:46
It's hard our people really don't get it00:14:52
glamor and mug are two different things Masha00:14:56
smear your pants I wanted to try them on00:14:58
there, take those with the rhinestones00:15:02
rhinestones are mega pathos even Chekhov wrote00:15:05
we will see the whole sky in rhinestones00:15:08
You don’t know what those are, but you lit it00:15:12
he is the most glamorous one to write yet00:15:14
for cosmopolitan magazine he wrote, well, dive in00:15:18
fitting room free up to mega phase00:15:22
young man, why are you here?00:15:26
park to get acquainted and what is yours like?00:15:31
Lada car parking is prohibited00:15:37
Mashallah come me in a Lada00:15:41
you'll get tired of ferrari descendant rubbing00:15:43
to fight off the smell of Lada00:15:49
a young man saved for a long time for a car00:15:52
all my life now kopina pistol and00:15:55
shoot yourself Masha has been waving since this morning00:15:59
State employees are sticking to our block, so what do I care?00:16:02
chose the wrong outfit00:16:04
look okay I'm better00:16:09
remember me serge on the côte d'azur00:16:12
invited to shantrap for winter fishing a00:16:17
hot man mega pathos as soon as the float00:16:22
jerked straight into the hole with a gun00:16:24
Serge taught me to shoot, so try it00:16:27
hit the fish and I'm our slippery mass00:16:30
such a hole in the ice hatched like an ice floe00:16:33
tore us all away from the shore into the sea00:16:35
suffered00:16:37
the tin came after us vertically00:16:40
I'm sick of this helicopter blowing and00:16:43
the muzzle was blowing and the muzzle was blowing and why am I moshing with00:16:50
show off so as not to collapse you need to00:16:52
blow the propeller to make it rotate pilot00:16:58
said00:17:01
oh Masha my phone vibrates a little00:17:09
Alen ouai retinue of the sect hello what are you doing00:17:15
you're reading a book and then I hear a creak00:17:18
brains over Moscow00:17:21
I'm talking about and St.00:17:24
what is this book about I want you to cry00:17:29
I feel sorry for the main character, well, you lit it00:17:32
I found someone to feel sorry for, he's an idiot idiot00:17:35
and round00:17:37
oh no I'm busy and we're busy here00:17:39
Mashulka on clothes I'll call you back well00:17:41
I'm a saint, tick, torment, smacks00:17:44
Masha our think Svetka about the kolobok00:17:48
reads and cries 6th smear this00:17:58
passionate all about mega pathos mash and that one00:18:04
put on a hat in spite of00:18:05
we put on that hat and you don't look alike00:18:08
on a mushroom00:18:10
Masha Masha and imprint your face on the window display00:18:14
well, you feel sorry for printing a thousand or something00:18:17
It's like smartec is in a can, I'm kidding00:18:25
a better example is that top book on00:18:28
wet really about young man you00:18:33
what00:18:34
what am I doing tonight remembering00:18:37
your shirt and laugh00:18:41
What's the benefit of having dinner at a McDonald's restaurant?00:18:50
I look so bad00:18:54
after all, your strength, look at your legs with an outfit00:18:58
not so okay dude wait what00:19:01
car how sorry that stopped00:19:07
Masha mash, guess what, he’s not on a motorcycle yet00:19:11
accumulated current to the cradle00:19:15
tin00:19:17
only la balls stick when you are already a scientist00:19:21
they will invent an antistatic agent against deaf00:19:25
We're developing so fast right now00:19:28
nanotechnology00:19:29
Well, nanotechnology, wave me here like this00:19:33
the age-old invitation has come to the super00:19:35
mega pathos promotion only until the end of the month00:19:39
if you get hair extensions in our00:19:42
salon00:19:43
then we are building up your brain as a gift, and00:19:48
I'm on the phone again, everyone needs everything00:19:51
spring hello oh Ksyushenka hello fish to00:19:58
match are you doing hair removal someone I hear00:20:02
lawnmower and ksyushik I say we have00:20:06
here hung out to trotted to me and the typewriter00:20:09
clothes00:20:10
I’ll call you back, I’m still learning the chip from Ksyusha00:20:13
chimaki smacks00:20:14
Masha Masha estimate all x5 on yours00:20:19
Krivandino mows down the harvest00:20:23
cut it out and the value there turns out to be 4000:20:27
centners per hectare is obtained00:20:29
[music]00:20:31
oh Masha00:20:33
How does this topic suit you? You got it00:20:37
In general, it’s a crazy herring that he’s not00:20:42
emphasizes does not emphasize breasts like00:20:47
ahhh your chest and where is it?00:20:53
Well, underline it with a marker00:20:57
there will be an underscore 2 spaces well00:21:01
anything is better than nothing00:21:04
you're offended00:21:05
men to you why our for what00:21:11
the little one beads and jumps about it00:21:14
can't hear chop want to take me for a ride00:21:20
belly or something, I’ll hold on to yours00:21:23
bald head yes I slipped on the car oh00:21:27
we also have car b and men in and so00:21:36
have grown sharply in my eyes you are so00:21:41
fat belly so stylish00:21:44
haircut oh men you are not sharp00:21:48
turned around began to poop stupid I'm afraid00:21:50
pineapple hatched who is that one of yours00:21:57
wife00:21:59
he's still snapping no, look at her00:22:02
just get this infectious thing away from me, we've come in large numbers00:22:06
cellulite was brought here without vaccinations00:22:10
Yes, I'm slim, I should wear thong panties00:22:14
and I’ll even run to the hippopotamus for you00:22:20
600:22:21
tightly poor pathetic bun and Svetka00:22:27
I'm still reading a book about him00:22:30
man shaman oh, Gaucher gave me a ride here recently00:22:34
in his Rolls Royce00:22:36
he and I were at the Gaucher Conservatory00:22:40
I bought the entire conservatory from someone00:22:44
bought it with giblets00:22:46
you don’t know what conservatory mash is00:22:51
why are you sick00:22:54
conservatory is for this one where the fish00:22:58
they fill it with tomato, you don’t know what it is00:23:05
tomato mung turn on bluetooth I'll give you the brain00:23:10
I'll throw the tomato over, it's boiled pulp00:23:16
you're burning a pouch of cucumbers00:23:22
world of alcohol00:23:25
hello oh tanyusik you hello where are you in the salon00:23:32
beauty, well, as always, beauty itself00:23:35
beauty salon00:23:36
clean your face, honey, why do they charge so much?00:23:40
this face I'm not small either I say00:23:44
small and we’re here with clothes from the car00:23:48
but I'll call you back, Tanya00:23:50
smack-smack Masha Masha think about it00:23:54
Tanya turnsip beauty salon again00:23:57
scrape00:23:59
and again useless00:24:02
oh we don’t say mashul and just make faces00:24:05
plunger will help dreams that I will kiss00:24:10
a prince on a white horse, but a prince is unlikely00:24:13
God forbid if the horse dares00:24:16
Prince Elisha would have seen Tanka in00:24:20
I would bury him in a crystal coffin00:24:22
deeper00:24:25
well mashul nothing suited you00:24:29
okay, let's go here for now00:24:32
will do but the whole route is not me I no longer00:24:36
Maybe the traffic jams will start there now, come on00:24:39
I'm on Mars and the force is already in my house00:24:42
suburban on rublevka but for now00:24:44
smack-smack00:24:47
see you tomorrow mashul where are you going00:24:50
catching oligarchs at a party but successful00:24:56
hunting and your face are not like an oligarch00:24:59
an oligophrenic will not covet00:25:01
I'm proudly waving smack-smack tomorrow00:25:07
your Biryulyovo00:25:12
what ha ha what are you looking at what are you00:25:16
laugh00:25:17
the time is now if no one needs it00:25:21
poor smart girl has to pretend00:25:25
rich fool what a ruble00:25:34
country house what a shantrap00:25:38
one-room small square footage for seven00:25:41
person not counting previous relatives00:25:45
every day they think about whether to go spend the night00:25:47
here is the panel house tally sleep right here00:25:50
on the panel I went to my zueva Orekhovo00:26:07
let's fantasize imagine that we00:26:12
got into a simple Russian train near00:26:17
it has a special rhythm and here on the train00:26:24
all sorts of people appear with their00:26:26
requests and suggestions00:26:32
[music]00:26:35
next year's budget reported00:26:41
sometimes gloves and Bigfoot wears them00:26:45
again the Khan's monster was born to them00:26:49
self-shooter and skills00:26:54
[applause]00:26:56
A00:27:04
A00:27:08
He00:27:10
and filing for keeping spotted animals00:27:14
two cows, three piglets, twins and 100:27:21
live bait00:27:23
than graduated from college and have nowhere to work00:27:27
want00:27:31
[applause]00:27:35
Dear passengers, to your attention00:27:38
cheap chocolate chips offered00:27:41
AA battery kids patch00:27:43
plastic bags00:27:44
headache pills don't ruin it00:27:48
Colorado potato beetle in one economical00:27:50
packaging and so in the bay the seeds are all g month00:27:55
invisible potato chips connoisseurs00:27:58
is he Lena they are green from Alena and00:28:00
salt sprinkled over it, don't cut it00:28:04
roy ruby cancer is black tar from the toilet00:28:08
white death 100 seats profil extend and00:28:12
no fee money this is not a patch for00:28:15
weight loss00:28:16
and for fasting when he wants to eat a lot00:28:19
his people stick on you experienced00:28:22
just tore it off with my teeth00:28:30
ice cream ice cream on a stick nasa wife00:28:55
you go out to the temple00:29:00
[laughter]00:29:07
[laughter]00:29:18
kind people00:29:21
approach former opera singer00:29:28
this is this before you apple brass00:29:32
soprano and now due to illness 500:29:38
the ligaments became bass again from singing and you all00:29:44
Give me the money so I can go to another carriage00:29:49
widow to where the bar is00:29:54
oh day I rented there with a board we’ll fall00:30:01
the spotlight shines, the barbarians fasten the donut00:30:07
waiting to be white00:30:10
discount yes I reject the jury so what00:30:19
why are you where Bela lay down the cities from the biy00:30:26
gave years and coupe00:30:31
[music]00:30:37
[applause]00:30:48
I'm lonely on whom the ghoul needs a duel00:30:51
nowhere have tickets for control been prepared?00:30:53
benefit00:30:55
it's not like that at all00:31:11
and less cool panda00:31:23
when 3 and 0 are on00:31:52
spend on today I have finalized the ice00:32:00
[applause]00:32:08
guys I only have a weakness00:32:12
in the evening with my wife in bed I have one nomia00:32:16
eat at least the headboard of the refrigerator00:32:20
I have a tan on my face even in winter00:32:24
lights in the refrigerator men they00:32:28
happy to sleep next to you all the time00:32:31
impossible and my stomach is sinking like00:32:34
dinosaur laying eggs and snoring00:32:38
you're not just your head00:32:43
need to lose weight00:32:45
it means to me that I am like a doctor00:32:49
said he went through a week of fasting00:32:53
I would have shouted from the balcony that I’m a fool or something00:32:57
that she has breasts, yes, if you can stand it00:33:01
for a week without food, I’ll go out onto the balcony and00:33:04
shouted loudly that I was a fool and knew what00:33:08
buy to give such a spectacle00:33:14
7 days waiting for a miracle I gave my word00:33:17
don't eat for a week, although I could secretly00:33:20
Of course the man is slanted from keeping the start00:33:25
scheduled for Monday so00:33:28
Sunday evening at00:33:30
ate all night like a camel in the mountains00:33:37
I got up from the table this morning because of the food00:33:44
turns back to his wife and says I’m training the ligaments on00:33:49
balcony has poor acoustics00:33:51
she she refrigerator good alarm00:33:53
and we went to work she went to work00:33:58
I come to work at the office00:34:00
Ivanov breeds doshirak to know this00:34:03
a lump of someone's brains in boiling water smell00:34:07
such a noise rushes around the room in the ear00:34:10
looking for a gas mask00:34:12
I worked that day easily and went home00:34:16
ran to my wife Gulnaz to paint the balcony00:34:20
people will come00:34:23
kill what kind of people Irtysh Tamils are mine on00:34:27
your premiere is expected to be sold out I'm all00:34:31
I sent an invitation to my friends00:34:33
I can imagine what success it will be, I'm a fool but00:34:38
in the evening the hump came to life and rumbles inside me00:34:44
walk around the refrigerator with your voice00:34:50
Can I just let you go to the refrigerator?00:34:55
the navel came up and went to the door00:34:58
did I get sucked in, did I tear it off on the doors00:35:04
the bolt remains00:35:06
Blue slept poorly at night on Tuesday morning00:35:12
I trudge to work on the corner with a hot dog00:35:16
the office stinks Ivanov makes doshirak00:35:21
disgusting, what does it smell like when you have a seizure without will?00:35:26
bought a Snickers in a fit of heroism and gave it away00:35:30
his secretary to our Lenochka00:35:34
gentle creature but this is how Snickers lives00:35:39
I almost choked on my saliva00:35:40
the angry wife came home and heard the neck00:35:44
the door slammed pus today cutlets00:35:47
they got so juicy00:35:49
I was hit below the belt, I went straight to sleep00:35:53
the cutlets are right before my eyes00:35:57
everyone is shouting in unison eat me eat me with00:35:59
I'm waiting in one such little round one00:36:03
cutlet 5th whether the pillows dispersed fell asleep00:36:13
in the morning hugging the refrigerator00:36:16
dreamed of a cake with whipped cream00:36:21
layered with boiled pork00:36:24
ketchup and mustard on top of roses from00:36:27
dumplings and mayonnaise inscription on sausage00:36:30
Bon appetit00:36:34
my wife woke me up and said let me go00:36:36
the refrigerator is already clean and you already have it00:36:40
I've been licking a pile of yours for two hours00:36:43
triumph 5 days left00:36:45
go warm up your lips the best I'm going to work00:36:51
The saleswoman froze near the hot dogs00:36:55
ask to make you a hot dog of the era then00:36:58
just don't give it to me00:37:00
and she wanted to have ketchup on her fingers so badly00:37:04
hands kiss youtube dobby i eyes00:37:08
closed his eyes while running to the office of the family, not without a freak00:37:11
Ivanov breeds doshirak viper noodles I00:37:16
I'm drooling under my tie00:37:20
I snatch the noodles from him and pour it on him00:37:24
head was00:37:27
he's become a blonde and he's going to scream out hearts00:37:31
from the corner of the street from carcass00:37:33
out of hunger all day I thought about my beloved00:37:37
food00:37:41
came home barely alive and collapsed on the bed00:37:46
without undressing in the dream I ate steak but00:37:49
I couldn’t live it, I woke up00:37:52
in the morning the damn tie was chewed in rags00:37:56
chaes slipped past the kitchen into the bathroom00:37:59
I took a bite of the soap, I didn’t expect it to be so pleasant00:38:02
the taste of the wife from the kitchen yells at her Shmail she is not00:38:07
fresh00:38:08
took it, spat it out and what kind of words are you using?00:38:11
teach you millions will applaud you00:38:15
Thursday I go to work stall from the dead on00:38:21
road like a fascist jet all the way00:38:23
They shoot their legs themselves, they go to him, I get00:38:26
the pillar grabbed hold of my thoughts, I’m still trying not to happen00:38:29
show I'm calling an ambulance on my cell phone00:38:32
I pay for delivery to work in00:38:36
walked into the office in a straitjacket00:38:39
furious with Ivanov00:38:41
the compress on the head didn't help, it sits like00:38:45
spreads the doshirak and my hands are tied00:38:48
I looked at him like that, I don’t know what he was doing00:38:50
read on my face the noodles of Ivanov00:38:53
poured it out on himself00:38:58
the whole day passed in a divided state00:39:02
the body was at work and the soul was at the buffet00:39:05
at the end of the working day we connected and00:39:07
arrived home with police lights flashing and00:39:10
handcuffs00:39:11
wife with a couple watch with the police on you00:39:15
products attacked00:39:17
I say beauty fill holes00:39:20
upper teeth tickets to the stalls are sold out00:39:23
slept didn't sleep dreamed didn't dream but00:39:26
woke up this morning with a box of matches in my hands00:39:30
The radio reported that it was in the city at night00:39:32
5 hot dog stalls burned down00:39:38
dumplings full of suspicions00:39:40
I went to work wearing a gas mask00:39:43
danced on the ashes of a hot dog stand00:39:46
Ivanov was not at work, he had a headache00:39:49
got an allergic rash00:39:51
doshiraka l'si and I begged from the secretary00:39:56
her duty is to stick the label00:39:58
envelopes for a little refreshment00:40:03
came home with glue like a zombie outside the window00:40:09
is it above everything00:40:10
hunger with a crust of bread for a long time I squeezed into00:40:14
hand feathers from his tail slept in full00:40:19
Deliriously I found myself standing on a00:40:23
on all fours00:40:24
near the cat's bowl00:40:27
It’s interesting what Academician Pavlov said00:40:30
learning how a person salivates00:40:32
whiskas wife crept up from behind to ask00:40:37
so malicious cat wants to eat I would not00:40:44
the cat wants to eat00:40:50
pick it up, I'll come to an agreement with Murzik, right here00:40:57
It's a weak Saturday morning to go to work00:41:01
no need to think about taking a nap apartment00:41:03
pancakes are being fried opposite00:41:05
neighboring entrance 2nd floor potato house00:41:09
opposite the third floor borscht house at the end00:41:11
Prospekt Plov house at the other end00:41:16
city mac and cheese00:41:19
Lyubertsy city center 7th floor Ivanov00:41:23
cheats Toshiro00:41:28
surrounded Saturday night into Sunday00:41:33
caught a mosquito with my teeth00:41:34
tried game for the first time in my life and fell asleep00:41:38
woke up almost full this morning00:41:41
Sunday and sat in front of it all day00:41:44
I spent hours counting the seconds00:41:47
exactly at midnight saw the light at the end00:41:51
refrigerator woke up not at home otherwise00:41:55
I think in heaven there are white angels singing like this00:42:01
sincerely00:42:02
put on an IV00:42:06
Do you understand enemas, we or mothers?00:42:17
I shuddered next to my wife holding me by the00:42:20
hand and cries I'll ask dear I what00:42:24
ate something it's burning you ate it all00:42:32
[music]00:42:33
everything including flour, spices and cereals00:42:43
why did I persuade you to go hungry?00:42:49
same me00:43:01
superiors00:43:02
our village is not in me and in ken decided00:43:06
divide the collective farm property00:43:08
between the honest workers of the village00:43:11
three to the chairman all the equipment agronomist00:43:16
all fields for equipment, all livestock along with00:43:19
milkmaids00:43:20
I chair it leaves punch00:43:23
if you are an honest worker then my mother-in-law is00:43:27
my this is a porn star00:43:32
Chairman then she is the star00:43:35
Punch porn how you like it in the steam room00:43:37
starred00:43:39
I griger Maurice cross himself and yak00:43:42
companion 6th category advanced worker nothing to me00:43:47
didn’t get it, but the chairman, well, since you00:43:51
perdo century take the truck crazy applet00:43:55
this unfinished truck is ours00:43:59
the partisans recaptured and Napoleon's show when in00:44:03
he's going so stop his seal from00:44:05
the teeth are separated but you see me again00:44:10
I think God, if you exist, punish me00:44:13
Chairman wrote the next morning hop00:44:17
the chairman was impatient to come to the area and he00:44:19
Bobik is out of order, well, the driver is Vaska00:44:22
Bobik got drunk Chairman Stones Van00:44:26
throw it in00:44:27
I'm cooking, sit down00:44:32
at the UN body, why not go to the booth Igor00:44:37
Stepanov come on Bengt is tiny and not00:44:40
fit in it together with a pause00:44:45
I even beat everyone up and beat the boor00:44:49
to the chairman of the body gas kudu munu I am those00:44:51
so they’ll give me a crack later in the world00:44:54
you'll remember when you came to the area00:44:57
chairmanship jumped like a cucumber00:45:00
thank you to tell Vanka from your I00:45:02
made my stomach swell00:45:04
it was too bad for me to get to the refrigerator00:45:07
approach the product from it to the sides took out00:45:10
I think it’s a miracle what the truck decided to do on its own00:45:14
test it's the other way around for me00:45:16
skinny skin and bones I'm a little bit of him00:45:18
rental but she has nothing but bones00:45:20
stayed and I think that’s all, and he told me00:45:23
thank you son-in-law, they give you a threat00:45:26
Vika got me a job at school00:45:29
biology room and skeleton and especially00:45:35
the kids didn't mess around with this skeleton00:45:37
a guard will savagely assign him an os shu00:45:41
I'm entertaining the body, you think they want to shake their tongue00:45:45
bite less will [ __ ] well00:45:48
I went to the bridge over the river, I was so shaken00:45:50
It's scary, I'd dive right off the back of the car00:45:54
she's galloping all covered in mud, bows in the shade in00:45:57
algae00:45:58
it doesn't matter how I spent turtles at home00:46:02
put it home, came to give me pancakes00:46:04
I baked it, I’ll ask why it’s somewhere but00:46:07
take og that river mud is healing00:46:11
It seemed to me that my radiculitis was gone in 1 minute00:46:14
and you said that I was only mine00:46:17
can straighten up and sing00:46:20
and you can’t me, I know titushki00:46:26
don't bend Lomov's nepir00:46:31
I'm so young now00:46:33
I take this and my affectionate mother00:46:39
A00:46:43
I'm standing after00:46:45
peaks, that is, from obscene pancakes like00:46:47
Damn I'm a drug addict I can't understand anything00:46:49
for the technique he draws himself asking me00:46:53
Quirki took him to his neighboring village00:46:56
strawberries but a massage is also a strawberry for me00:47:00
It's been a long time since dried fruit is a damn thing for technology00:47:04
bull tribal not a single skirt00:47:06
miss how much connector muzhuki face00:47:09
bill, he justifies himself to 15 people of his kind00:47:11
better00:47:13
I took him to the crooked healthy one00:47:15
such a watch I will settle another 5 for those no00:47:20
nothing even the beginnings of laughing so far00:47:23
you can't stop being happy00:47:26
he's already shaking all the kidney stones00:47:28
fell out Magarych put00:47:31
the agronomist also took away the bites and ate like this for 300:47:34
needed hit the plane with a plow00:47:38
who sprinkled all sorts of things over the fields00:47:41
rubbish the pilot was lucky00:47:44
catapult the agronomist to the building further00:47:46
flew00:47:47
agronomist jack's dream came true after00:47:50
everyone not before the harvest told them to fly away00:47:53
batsuit to edren hairdryer00:47:55
I also dropped this on our fisherman00:47:59
I see Vaska Titanic dripping at a meeting00:48:02
he's a slacker and a great quitter00:48:05
works healthy like sylvester with00:48:07
h1 coupons00:48:10
died a year ago took top ten as not00:48:12
I’ll ask him to give it back because I’m all going to go to00:48:14
game hooks than trackid swamp without00:48:17
eating money and00:48:19
can have fish both for lunch and breakfast00:48:22
there is no such cat escort spawn00:48:24
you'll start00:48:26
sit down, I'll give you a lift, now I've done it at least00:48:29
I'll shake out the iron five00:48:32
shaking squad shook out a can of worms00:48:35
from shaking worms with a sea knot00:48:37
got tied up and this one knocks the booth yeah00:48:40
yes yes yes yes yes I was slowing down Katya Katya Katya00:48:42
and then I’ll go on foot to here00:48:47
the artist then crawled on foot00:48:50
on all fours, well, a comedian wouldn’t be too weak here00:48:55
no one else was seen in the village00:48:58
and in a month don’t send a letter00:49:00
Vanya huge save blah blah give you00:49:03
I crawled the truck all the way to the city00:49:06
released these worms twisted in00:49:09
Chinese restaurant for a lot of money00:49:12
there they decorated tentacles as a delicacy00:49:14
squid bangs I think what kind of thing is coming out00:49:19
like our people, don’t do anything bad to him00:49:22
you won’t get any worse, only better, but how?00:49:25
and their philosophies and three days ago to us00:49:29
a farmer from Japan came to teach us00:49:33
Which side of the cows' tits should you pull?00:49:35
Of course it’s more convenient for them to be Japanese, they’re full00:49:38
rise on stilts, inanimate, do not stand about00:49:41
our people have a home due to genocide00:49:44
ride the spirit over him in a truck if00:49:47
about for the Japanese they live better than all of us, she00:49:49
he was lucky to be hara-kiri all the way00:49:52
I hit the head of a squirrel all the way to the booth00:49:55
It’s not for nothing that I kept braking from the wheels00:49:59
he's a living circus, he's a living circus, he climbs into the booth00:50:03
kiss you and let's go together00:50:06
on my enterprise we will create Japanese gloss00:50:10
an enterprise called how is he00:50:13
said that pit that ditch Vanka-Vstanka00:50:15
international not into me Ivka vibrating massage00:50:20
I cook Russian advanced ones00:50:23
They don’t sell it to foreigners, it’s almost 100000:50:27
I'll pay dollars a month, think about it00:50:30
so I thought00:50:32
I don't care what it's like to be a 6th grade companion00:50:37
clear conscience and naked00:50:40
the truth or I’ll write down green pieces of paper00:50:46
vibrator 1st grade joke about a blonde00:50:56
I like it when she came to the store00:50:58
and says he smells you in the halls, not on the counter00:51:03
and there is a thermos and it says this is unique00:51:05
device girl00:51:07
and it’s also unique, like a thermos00:51:14
it cold stays cold and hot00:51:17
hot and looks wow give it to me00:51:20
give me three things quickly, give me three things quickly00:51:22
I bought three thermoses and put them at home00:51:26
another one in the garage, the third one I took with me to00:51:30
hung the work like a lady's handbag and00:51:33
walks00:51:35
[music]00:51:37
at work he has girlfriends with a leak and00:51:39
she put on Lithuania that it's not real00:51:42
thing mega pathos thermos so what00:51:47
like what's cold in it stands with cold00:51:50
hot hot you have two00:51:53
cups of coffee and ice cream00:51:57
she means walk the dog with the little one00:52:03
imagine my son here on a leash00:52:06
there's a purebred dog nearby00:52:09
little son00:52:17
neck boy Seryozha Seryozha next00:52:22
you background Seryozha place where in the sandbox00:52:28
little guy and be careful not to pour sand on your head00:52:32
baby ace my boy doesn't like this00:52:37
my, don’t come close without a muzzle00:52:39
to children they are contagious oh party look00:52:47
there look what a huge rottweiler00:52:51
how beautifully he runs after guy three00:52:58
guy alone can't make it up the tree guys00:53:08
they can't even climb a tree00:53:10
maybe not so much as you00:53:13
snap man don't anger the dog00:53:19
and you're a woman, don't interfere with men00:53:22
understand, you're probably a cat lady, huh?00:53:27
It's like you're a cat's hat and his name was00:53:34
Murzik we were about 70 years old he was chewed up by blocks00:53:38
and you put it on your head and play smart and00:53:45
mongrel flea mongrel forest00:53:53
dogs00:53:54
pedicure is more expensive than your manicure is shortened00:53:59
According to the passport, Baron Puzin Bakh without a block00:54:02
hay coffin minced meat where is my von baron00:54:07
I need to turf00:54:08
where bring it show me if you don't want it nature00:54:15
don't like little sunshine getting out of00:54:22
this nasty sandbox is here and snotty00:54:24
the kids will push you around00:54:26
children have developed like uncut dogs00:54:29
unemployment or what?00:54:31
By the way, I need to call 1 out of work00:54:36
little guy, play a little more00:54:39
eagle and daughter honey hi hi hi00:54:43
my dear, how are you, how is your dog00:54:47
how important00:54:50
the poor thing scratched his paw00:54:54
where was your husband looking at his leg?00:54:57
broke from a bungler00:55:00
Well, here’s how to dry it and I’m calling Lenka00:55:03
such a misfortune to imagine a dog00:55:05
stole yes yes the supermarket went like a dog00:55:09
left to go out to return or no one00:55:12
yes no tray, why can't the dogs run away on their own?00:55:15
I could be a fool running from this00:55:17
prosperity before Elenka is not a sheep on her00:55:21
tied a dump truck in our dog time00:55:29
the dog must be protected by a friend, chaos00:55:33
there's a moshkin's dog, you drive the antennae out on00:55:37
yard raised his paw on a bush and a drunk came out of the bush00:55:41
how she barks, unexpectedly busy00:55:46
All . now the club aside and tarte00:55:52
rhinestone and nola00:55:54
I never leave my little boy00:55:57
my married husband even sleeps in my bed00:56:01
hallway on speed mat00:56:03
ok john he smoothness casinos will fall and00:56:07
doesn’t come, but crawls what’s in his00:56:09
in this state the bed is on the mat then00:56:11
climbing like a climber with your feet is not00:56:14
said the men even went to the mat00:56:17
they can’t climb, let alone there00:56:20
here my neighbor has a real dog00:56:26
man, well, they found a puppy in a landfill00:56:31
they began to feed the frail, shabby one00:56:35
the puppy eats and eats00:56:38
grows and grows and grows to the caiman arrow00:56:43
from a distance you look at your asphalt skating rink00:56:46
Not00:56:48
Tyson was called when he carries water in00:56:52
stan batteries00:56:53
the owners give him fluff right in the jars00:56:56
so that Asya takes longer to digest00:56:59
While they are digesting they take turns sleeping00:57:02
and you and him are hungry in the same apartment00:57:06
go to sleep00:57:07
you'll fall asleep outside you'll wake up inside Tyson00:57:11
I recently ate three Vietnamese leather00:57:14
jacket already in the yard found a view of the ISS true00:57:18
ran away00:57:20
match nothing selection roam when00:57:23
Tyson is being walked on the playground00:57:27
advertisements hanging seven to eight in the yard00:57:30
evil dog, don’t believe it, but also the kingdom00:57:32
heavenly00:57:35
[applause]00:57:36
Tyson on a leash is like a tank on00:57:39
thread00:57:41
Here are the chains he has and the owner of the anchor chain00:57:44
Tyson rides bumper jack00:57:48
around the Moscow ring road00:57:53
sewn it down the owner wanted from it00:57:58
the miracle cable got rid of lured him into00:58:02
the forest tied to a huge pine tree and ran00:58:05
back and Tyson sat down that evening00:58:09
returned home with a pine tree00:58:11
They searched for the owner for another week from a helicopter00:58:15
line serve and Yulka Yulka yourself00:58:20
dwarf dog breed scale00:58:28
arcs no yes yes and even walk00:58:32
draw ninnananna around the flower in00:58:35
cut three circles in a pot00:58:37
tongue on the side the other day and and cockroaches on00:58:41
the floor lamp was driven00:58:44
Where did Yulka get the cockroach from, but she bought it at00:58:49
poultry market00:58:50
I'll go, our whole house is obsessed with00:58:53
exotic you can't imagine a tray00:58:55
whose throat is torn out by a peacock, whose throat is torn out by a woodpecker00:58:58
something is knocking out of the doorframe00:59:01
whose camel from the balcony spits very00:59:04
aptly on another balcony it will be possible00:59:09
strangling the neighbor's possum I said00:59:13
possum is not in condition of entrances animals00:59:19
95 apartment contains a tiger, but in00:59:23
there is always hot water at home00:59:25
goes with the tiger to the housing office to sort things out00:59:30
the elephant's neighbors at the third entrance of the tray00:59:33
pool bought a wall between the apartments00:59:37
broke the elephant, set it up for a week00:59:40
one rein in the other with the tail of the other00:59:42
a week on the contrary they give out both courses00:59:45
others accept what they accepted hear00:59:51
they endured a week of grief and00:59:54
retaliation by the co-owner all his week00:59:57
the elephant was fed only peas01:00:02
It's not like the flowers have withered wallpaper01:00:06
turned black01:00:10
oh boat boat sun sand creeps what01:00:18
the head of the housing department is a crocodile from 38 again01:00:24
today children with jacuzzi tortured01:00:27
end of communication and race to mom's arms and live01:00:33
come on there isn't01:00:41
scene of watching my friend he01:00:44
such a hot brunette Caucasian from Sochi01:00:47
there are a lot of children around him, I watched him stand01:00:50
she screams under the windows of the maternity hospital and then she was born01:00:53
such a nurse scene01:01:00
hi and for style please tell me what01:01:07
I was born he was born really he01:01:11
it’s true he’s a girl and that’s what I was expecting from him01:01:28
imagine me boy the whole part01:01:32
piece 2 triplets01:01:36
girl furniture what part thank you and how01:01:42
he feels good and feels good01:01:46
wife ok so-so ok01:01:52
my wife eats well in that tabernacle01:01:56
appetite bomb mate sonic shield maman and01:02:00
so although pur match pur drive understand01:02:04
happy continent is thicker than the chain of rains01:02:09
little girls shish kebab thicker01:02:14
this wife of yours is a girl who has no tabernacles at all01:02:20
just drinks what's under01:02:27
and Monaco and there was little cognac left01:02:33
only the doctor said about the transfer urgently from01:02:37
that at your dinner she's cable extreme01:02:39
I need to take care of my health01:02:44
ok please tell me girl how much01:02:50
has everyone who doesn’t know everything and the maternity hospital01:02:57
no why the whole internet01:03:00
sister-hostess to the ring and took it asked01:03:05
and that the child cannot be weighed at all01:03:12
girl in the ring and I'll take this sound and move it01:03:15
I'll tell you, but you have a head behind everything01:03:19
bad on the contrary good let escape01:03:24
train the drink yourself01:03:28
ok, how tall is it?01:03:33
no one knows that the line is also on the market01:03:38
and no sewing hotels there is also mine01:03:46
girl you'll carry it you'll carry it like going to01:03:50
here atomic you need to leave money and on01:03:53
taxi, come on, from rubles 500 rubles01:03:56
200 will be enough there, gasoline has gone up in price, the a400 is not01:04:00
less than 3 kopecks to Stalin Balchik okay01:04:08
kallari height is not necessary at all just tell me01:04:17
the girl is more beautiful that you are a woman01:04:21
but I don't look like me, I'm more beautiful than anyone01:04:28
[applause]01:04:31
what kind of hair does a brunette have or01:04:37
blonde01:04:42
it's like a knee, it's like a knee, it's shaggy01:04:50
[applause]01:04:58
of course the shaggy reflection of the fox01:05:03
cut like a tail01:05:07
no black storm, tell me what Lesha's name is01:05:11
Do you want a name for your daughter? I didn't think01:05:15
right they thought they had already come up with a name01:05:19
what is the name and no one remembers autumn labor01:05:25
I remember only your last name01:05:30
mitsubishi01:05:33
how dare you my last name is not German01:05:40
killed my last name photocopies scene spears01:05:48
of course wai wai01:05:51
photocopies have a completely different matter there01:05:55
there's not a girl there, look like she's not a girl01:06:02
sniffing below the belt looks like a piggy bank means01:06:07
girl01:06:12
[applause]01:06:15
no one ru01:06:18
doesn't look a bit like01:06:23
our elephant is similar01:06:30
which is a boy and which other option is a boy01:06:40
just a whole dash of pieces01:06:46
[applause]01:06:49
wai-wai mom jan and this boy u01:06:54
I'm already 3 slim01:06:59
Lexis plugs change stabbed without a wreath01:07:03
at all01:07:06
arab self 9 boy sera copied01:07:11
change everything rex and look how much01:07:16
thing you print01:07:20
the address is that instead of a troika of equipment01:07:25
you don’t know how to use it and the nurse is for you01:07:28
guilty01:07:30
go get the cognac quickly and everyone together01:07:35
Let's drink for every copy of yours01:07:46
I bought a goat yesterday, you know I really like it01:07:53
it's cheap to tell them his beard is so much01:07:56
so01:07:58
took the bottle, washed the goat and went to bed01:08:03
swamped suddenly I hear the phone ringing and01:08:11
tube I say01:08:13
the owner of the house is a case and it turns out01:08:17
some horseman called the hotel to his wife01:08:20
will hear numbers with tongs did not get through01:08:24
called my wife heard mini yes so01:08:27
the owner of the house speaks very impolitely01:08:31
nice and this is what a goat does01:08:40
I say the goat is lying and I think a whale01:08:46
found out what I bought01:08:49
ask dear tekke that is, you will01:08:53
he says she will tell you about the game and01:08:57
why doesn't she talk, he gets help01:09:00
I'm drunk and why didn't I drink to her?01:09:06
poured a friend the mayor will go crazy he says01:09:10
call the south phone sir in person I'm talking01:09:14
you're bored board you want to talk to me01:09:19
she don't understand you01:09:22
he says Skopina understood this before01:09:26
I say chance01:09:29
Dear cattle breeder, please tell me how01:09:34
you found out that I bought it from how it screams01:09:38
I bought it once, I say it like in a cattle station01:09:42
the market is very cheap 100 rubles01:09:45
some alcoholic was selling a hedgehog01:09:48
goat good wine big01:09:54
as he still grams of chase screams layla and01:09:59
a man bought a bazaar01:10:01
100 rubles01:10:04
anchors why do questions lag behind the edge01:10:11
why don't you Perry personality you're kidding01:10:14
horsemen don't marry goats, he doesn't marry for sakon01:10:18
the flag began to sniffle and began to speak, the young man beat01:10:22
I was bad, I fell in love, I got married, I'll ask about01:10:27
you didn't have a female friend01:10:31
he says the beans were good but01:10:35
love is evil I say such love is sin01:10:41
great how many beautiful girls are around01:10:46
and the goat chose come collect, I guess01:10:51
she only misses you for money01:10:54
give me back 250 rubles, I hired a car01:10:59
I bought cabbage and I won’t bite it myself01:11:04
he asks what kind of cabbage it is01:11:08
wait eisa what am I saying because01:11:11
the teacher went to school and listened to the goat01:11:16
loves cabbage rabbit loves carrots01:11:22
elephant loves brain01:11:32
he says this phone is one two three01:11:35
four five six I'm Garnett it's 65 34201:11:44
dok2 his Eli dear I'm sorry I'm going home01:11:48
called the wrong place, got my wife suspected01:11:52
called him a goat and got very nervous01:11:56
it's your own fault, why do this to a woman?01:12:00
calling Kazama names for01:12:04
went to school teacher listened to movies watched01:12:09
woman woman man's friend well I'm not01:12:22
I know what to do with my wife, you heard, you hear01:12:25
I don’t know, I updated it completely01:12:27
wife01:12:29
I never did anything bad to her, well01:12:34
only made fun of her once01:12:36
I woke up Sunday morning for work like this01:12:42
she was offended she took revenge on me01:12:46
she crept up at night and wrote to me while I was sleeping01:12:50
on the forehead lipstick idiot vilayat about it01:12:56
I only found out later when I got home from work01:12:58
back01:13:00
well lan I wake up a normal day wife01:13:03
Kabuto is snoring nearby and the oxygen has been cut off01:13:06
in the kitchen the radio is on today01:13:09
Capricorns and Capricorn according to the horoscope is very01:13:13
auspicious day and peak 9 o'clock and for me01:13:17
to work by eight01:13:19
I almost ran out into the street in my underpants01:13:22
I didn’t even have time to look at the mirror and01:13:25
this inscription01:13:26
idiot head-on into a trolleybus, well, there in the morning01:13:30
as usual they crush the people and shout01:13:33
be indignant here, everyone got quiet at once01:13:36
and they look at me brighter, you look at them01:13:43
silent hot hatched bespectacled one01:13:49
says sir01:13:53
meets there01:13:57
There are special places for you and01:14:01
I was01:14:03
that let the sick sit, he’s like that01:14:07
your healthy01:14:10
the first one is an idiot01:14:13
he's just not, that's why I'm not standing01:14:16
here you need to sit down TV show take what01:14:20
I need to sit down it's written on your forehead01:14:23
I was offended by saying you have a glasses on your forehead01:14:26
it's written to hit here so he ordered and01:14:32
faulty01:14:33
gentlemen, gurus, take this away from me01:14:36
idiot01:14:37
otherwise I’ll make windows for him in his glasses here01:14:42
conductor squeeze through gritty kind01:14:45
day I am master who is the idiot here01:14:48
the bespectacled man will persuade you to guess from three01:14:51
attempts01:14:53
the conductor looked at me because these are games01:14:58
another idiot01:14:59
the conductor then turned back because accounting01:15:04
we saw a friend with glasses and he screamed, don't let me01:15:08
god 2 idiots it's already there01:15:13
think they'll get in touch waving01:15:15
bespectacled people according to the horoscope today01:15:17
I'm having a bad day01:15:20
Capricorn auspicious year and got out of01:15:24
this trolleybus boarded a tram01:15:27
the controller is behind me on your shoulder01:15:30
ticket I shouldn't turn to him01:15:34
you have a discounted fare does not mean archos01:15:42
suitable sorry free free01:15:46
free translator I was walking somewhere01:15:49
special at least special special01:15:52
special especially for us just for01:15:54
special ones ahead01:15:58
special place from the yard what are you talking about01:16:00
Are you kidding me I have a travel card01:16:05
kill I see it would be hot to see him year you01:16:11
travel card to all medical institutions01:16:14
they thought it was also some kind of trick, well you01:16:18
note we won't freak out I have a goal01:16:20
auspicious day01:16:22
got off this tram01:16:25
climbed onto the bus, the main thing is not against one door01:16:28
I enter from another all people leave01:16:32
I have only one conductor left to go to him01:16:35
travel card01:16:37
saw me day off game stand I tell you01:16:43
I'll show you my travel card right now, he's me01:16:50
I'm lying, I'm not a hare, I know you're northern01:16:54
deer01:16:57
certificate is not necessary fog even survived01:17:01
that we have only idiots as conductors01:17:04
the bus got out of this all on nerves01:17:10
sat down on a bench in the park by himself01:17:13
I calm groups of Capricorns calmly01:17:17
Today's horoscope is favorable01:17:20
money nearby dedok some dedok crossword puzzle01:17:23
solves it, ask me for the case01:17:26
don't know a 5 letter word01:17:29
Perovsky's underground nickname 1 letter and I01:17:35
to him the Joseon chefs thank you01:17:41
Now I say thank you, he came01:17:46
that Klitschko came up and approached Trotsky01:17:51
I think today is my day and01:17:53
favorable but necessary just in case01:17:55
buy validol I go to the pharmacy01:17:58
the pharmacist stared at me for about five minutes01:18:01
I looked really hot there01:18:06
on the right, is it true I haven’t asked anything yet01:18:09
she, as I myself see, that the thread is from01:18:11
seizures to the extent that you are kidding me01:18:16
top01:18:18
she somehow got vaccinated against rabies and01:18:21
hygienic muzzle I think maybe I01:18:25
really crazy01:18:27
I jump out into the street and stop the first one01:18:30
Tell me again I look like an idiot01:18:36
blink so that so much that you what01:18:39
so that what what so that in that what01:18:42
see what day it is today01:18:44
auspicious moon today in Capricorn01:18:50
sun in body needle in egg egg in duck01:18:55
duck mental hospital mental hospital for01:18:57
angle01:18:58
I think you can really go to the hospital01:19:01
let the doctor look at me01:19:04
looked vitol very interesting01:19:07
and what are we complaining about? I'm talking about01:19:09
idiot01:19:10
I talk to only idiots all day doc01:19:14
the cathedral itself is just wonderful01:19:16
talking01:19:18
nice and who wrote this to you I mean01:19:22
who is the ultimate idiot who wrote ardent01:19:26
Dostoevsky01:19:32
doctor funny you cat dostoevsky01:19:36
wrote to know he will personally return it along with01:19:40
killing Gogol nicely01:19:43
and you won't show us where they live and01:19:46
doctor, what kind of idiot am I?01:19:49
no one is holding you01:19:50
he is and I am Dostoevsky and that one over there is Shiva01:19:54
with a syringe it's worth the fire now he01:19:57
Ostrovsky will make you a Tolstoy01:20:02
become kind and you will01:20:06
resist get Lomonosov01:20:09
I jumped out the window from him to think doctor01:20:13
not normal either, my wife comes running home01:20:15
At least notcha Capricorn is favorable to me01:20:21
today is the day in the mirror look at me01:20:26
the mirror looked at the forehead of the idiot to admit and01:20:30
what did I understand, I understood how I would take revenge on her01:20:35
then exactly the same, only instead of an idiot on01:20:40
I'll write to my forehead01:20:41
100 dollars01:20:49
at one o'clock01:20:53
what will come of this next time?01:20:58
I'll tell you01:21:09
good gentlemen, tell me01:21:11
mercy, can there be a zoo without01:21:15
animals nowadays I can do anything01:21:19
the director of such a menagerie, when am I01:21:23
the new mayor has stopped our zoo01:21:25
they say I don’t intend to finance01:21:27
animals when people close to you want to eat01:21:36
[applause]01:21:42
the animals unfortunately died, we took their skins01:21:47
you carefully did it from memory and here from01:21:50
Germany responded01:21:52
sponsor before decided to come with a friendly01:21:54
a visit to our smaller brothers is a way out01:21:57
I was the only one of all the zoo workers01:21:59
and forced their family members to get into01:22:05
animal skins and to replace for01:22:09
the German eye was difficult to see, they decided01:22:12
so first01:22:17
banquet and then cufflinks for a snack01:22:21
meet the Germans at the airport three people01:22:24
Hans Fritz and at the guns alone in Russian01:22:28
the rest of the illiterate babbles here and there01:22:30
when already at the banquet he says i01:22:36
found01:22:37
you respect me and at the same time kisses me01:22:39
globe01:22:40
I understand that it's time to just get out01:22:43
management immediately began to find fault01:22:46
why is this described in your aquarium?01:22:54
no monkey in the aquarium answers the ticket taker01:22:57
at the kiosk and I look up Petrovna01:23:00
bast does not bind lips mascara on01:23:04
painted my eyebrows, lipstick was all01:23:07
while I was filling the Germans with mine, everyone too01:23:10
refueled, we approach the crocodile01:23:15
green reptile lies on its back01:23:18
legs crossed smokes smoke rings01:23:25
the Germans were dumbfounded the state fantastic01:23:31
crocodile smoking I barely got out I say01:23:35
yes, the visitor constantly throws cigarette butts01:23:38
Animals are like children and learn everything quickly.01:23:41
Girsha poured the most and took them closer to01:23:44
ours to the monkeys01:23:46
I didn't have enough for these primates01:23:49
mats playing dominoes01:23:52
one monkey hit the chair with his knuckles and01:23:55
as I blathered to the Germans Yursha added Hans01:23:59
exclaimed about mein gott chimpanzee to cook01:24:03
when I don't it's just her ricotta01:24:06
such from bananas and Kuban square01:24:10
our gorilla gorilla were they bottom01:24:15
an elderly sober man from another time01:24:18
couldn't find it, sits with glasses, knits socks01:24:24
teach karilo to knit the game herself old01:24:29
he's a fool according to the tutorial, let's go to01:24:32
Australian aviary game gentlemen Germans01:24:35
we have such an Australian walla01:24:37
you can't imagine yourself as a shop01:24:40
kangaroo oh it's a marsupial it's sitting on01:24:45
shop muzzle happy chat01:24:49
legs and bags sticking out half-liter glasses01:24:52
bunch of green onions01:24:55
I carry with me I Germans sharply01:24:58
I turn on the ostrich Hans dissatisfied01:25:02
asks why the ostrich is wearing tights and sneakers01:25:06
How can I explain to him that we are in a hurry?01:25:09
the ostrich was identified as its legs01:25:12
without the old man showing this is a mini ostrich01:25:14
downy llama turns out I'm trying01:25:18
tailor to the best facial expression, I’ll explain01:25:20
see elegance is not 3 kopecks but eggs01:25:23
wire so that during egg laying it does not01:25:27
fought and the concrete floor egg rolled01:25:29
along the trouser leg as if along a guide socket01:25:31
Hans incredulously Assad than sneakers for him01:25:36
Dear Hans, as an academician you should01:25:39
be known that the ostrich is not a stupid bird01:25:42
and very proud of the press did not give in01:25:45
without tights, put on the top01:25:49
poured fit giant galapagos01:25:53
healthy shell turtles stand at the entrance01:25:56
Vaska's boots made of shell outward01:26:00
disposable plates of oysters fly off01:26:04
Kyoto expressed amazement hans im01:26:06
in Russian for turtles he got01:26:12
but you sponsors Vaskin falls out01:26:16
gaining a head01:26:19
breathes fumes so I didn't even bother01:26:22
German ruff to add the ends of the mane and01:26:25
How old is this turtle? I answer almost01:26:29
200 something she is bad for her age01:26:33
look like the turtles raised their head and01:26:36
you said look at yourself when I Hans01:26:48
exclaimed you heard the game no01:26:50
you don't hear anything this year he's his forehead01:26:53
groped concluded delirium tremens here is mine01:26:56
deputy for the dead this castle is a litter I'm not01:26:59
I know from which children's play in and01:27:01
he's a fool, he dug it up, he's standing in a suit01:27:03
the Boers the Germans sobered up the tass brush01:27:09
fantastic and that is a bear, I answer yes01:27:15
big-eared grizzly01:27:17
of have such rare 3 gr no this01:27:23
bear I don't have yet01:27:25
but as soon as you fly away01:27:30
Hans exclaimed me photo 6 nothing more01:27:33
not surprising and here the lower jaw falls to the ground01:27:37
dropped the one that was coming towards us in a hug01:27:40
a polar bear walked on its hind legs with01:27:42
lion each has a bottle in the front01:27:47
beer saw us both 0 and the Germans from01:27:50
politeness disappeared in response Hans begged01:27:53
about her, well, here we are to eat and then the lion betrayed01:27:59
not today according to the news release01:28:09
the Germans fled all the way to Berlin01:28:15
sponsorship we regret01:28:17
got it but to earn a living and01:28:19
after all, we learned without thinking twice01:28:21
animals formed a group01:28:23
group beast resting performing on stage01:28:27
in skins, drunk and swearing public in01:28:32
indescribable delight all that you01:28:35
concerns01:28:36
everything that tries to you is called love01:28:41
called01:28:48
cats metro rush hour cars01:28:51
the crowded train picks up speed and suddenly01:28:55
suddenly stops in a tunnel in01:29:00
the light in the carriage suddenly goes out01:29:03
imagine complete darkness01:29:06
close your eyes it's funnier from the dark01:29:10
the driver's voice is heard, I respect you01:29:14
don't worry it's just a clamp01:29:15
rolling blackout for a short time next01:29:19
the station will still be Dobryninskaya01:29:21
please keep calm and quiet01:29:34
and you show me where to the roundabout01:29:38
Turkey can be reached on foot and I hear I01:29:43
I heard that the metro purchased for the entire01:29:46
and equipment and now even without light01:29:49
the belt won't stand ready little01:29:54
now everyone will not install cartoons01:29:57
the pedals which will have to be turned when01:30:00
power outage01:30:03
people with not to come please for example01:30:16
because he can please come on01:30:20
stomp on the wretched one01:30:22
to my voice to on hold from the lordly01:30:27
shoulder fight thank you what a thick pack01:30:30
money01:30:31
smell like dollars thank you sir one two times01:30:36
three 4 501:30:38
don't bother brother, don't count the time01:30:42
365 tear-off sheets are enough here01:30:48
calendar01:30:53
comrade, is it really possible to get there?01:30:56
you can safely walk to the station01:30:59
only heal broom when we go you01:31:02
defeat the darkness of Sarah, you taste it better01:31:16
seriously let me try01:31:20
until it sits very tasty and the sour cream01:31:24
you're not at the aunt's on the right, I saw you when01:31:30
there was light01:31:34
[music]01:31:38
please tell me Paveletskaya station01:31:43
a bit01:31:46
a hundred meters back or forward Ven Vityush01:32:01
well kiss me again01:32:05
kissed Poseidon for a day to ransom01:32:11
almost said something kiss someone01:32:14
man01:32:15
let me hug you oh you've gotten better it's01:32:18
me again01:32:20
the soul may have been there for a year already, your wife is still there01:32:24
you don't recognize me by touch, but touch me01:32:26
here, here, here, here, and here, right here01:32:29
There’s no need to climb anymore when I’m not climbing anywhere01:32:31
this is 5 and citizens01:32:38
no one buy skis01:32:41
such and such are your skis and oh my God this well01:32:44
how tall should a person be01:32:46
who are these slates?01:32:51
finishing grater and who are you doing today01:32:54
I play basketball in the evening01:32:58
basketball players you are not very tall01:33:01
alien and turnout at 5 I hold on to your whip01:33:04
nothing but these comrades' knees01:33:11
after all whose carpet is on me all the time01:33:13
falls poked with a carpet called me to ask01:33:17
According to the probe, it seemed to me that the carpet was proven, but01:33:19
he is not the only grandfather in him01:33:21
so Sasha went and did it to the dacha01:33:24
coming to you why in the carpet resisted01:33:29
Hello people, no one has seen my beer01:33:34
I took him to the hospital for castration01:33:37
now when we return home he is somewhere01:33:40
you snuck, I know where your doggie is01:33:43
where did you go to hang yourself?01:33:48
A01:33:52
that's all01:33:57
the athlete drank himself to death01:34:04
Kozik fellow countrymen and he caved in nothing01:34:11
I don't see your site, do you see?01:34:14
don't bother me reading, listen, you're a climber01:34:21
completely pushed me out the door with his01:34:24
I have been wearing this backpack for 40 years and gave it to01:34:30
it's that my stomach is strange why I'm like this01:34:35
acute collitis in the side to the big one similar to01:34:40
an ice ax is not a leader's nose let go01:34:52
sausage the world is not without good people01:35:02
eat this sausage from the back side to01:35:06
got the button and the dog let go of Stan01:35:18
hurt01:35:20
after all, my ears are hot from your kisses and not with01:35:24
unbutton this thing at the back of my blouse01:35:29
suddenly the light came on in the carriage01:35:33
the train arrives at the station01:35:36
the long-awaited doors are opening people01:35:39
fall out and go about their business01:35:43
instantly forgetting about what happened and only01:35:47
one single passenger having passed01:35:50
three times thoughtfully along the roundabout01:35:55
suddenly slapped himself on the forehead and01:35:58
exclaimed meaningfully ooooh I got it01:36:02
up it on the sheet01:36:18
[applause]01:36:21
start you fell01:36:25
How do you like the Christmas holiday, but really the crusts01:36:32
for Egorka01:36:34
tearful laugh01:36:36
and I recently tickled clowns01:36:41
waking up on December 31st really sleeping01:36:45
the handsome man clapped the ki cut with nothing and then01:36:49
bell Vitek guard rings the phone01:36:52
beats with gills but Jesse is done here01:36:55
fish shchukin school01:37:00
be a mohawk, help out a sore throat01:37:05
instead of me today it's Santa Claus01:37:08
I call you to wander around the huts01:37:11
We'll split the fee in half, but no questions asked.01:37:15
among the garbage I'm just too much of my Snow Maiden01:37:19
killed ok01:37:20
come for the outfit but I have my own armor01:37:24
put the breaststroke on the mushroom to Mary Poppins01:37:27
my friend mary im poppins special01:37:30
omen01:37:31
She's the spitting image of a beauty chick out of this world01:37:34
high attack01:37:35
In general, I took the not fertile ones from Skype01:37:39
Mary mom is not and as always after me01:37:42
the vice was sprinkled with holy water and a comb01:37:45
Vitka second hand measure from the crust for and01:37:49
slides01:37:50
I'm wearing a Santa Claus fur coat like a Sagittarius01:37:53
hangover execution in the morning01:37:56
and with a beard he looks like a ghost01:37:58
matchmaker of the plant, I left my beard01:38:02
I also didn’t put a hat on the compresses01:38:04
What hat should I wear to my arboretum?01:38:07
but the snow maiden was cool, they thought it was cool01:38:11
the hat turned out to be such a beauty01:38:13
with a sideways bald head I had to use chewing gum01:38:16
cauterize Vitek looked at us01:38:20
says you know how to run well, I don’t01:38:24
immediately only Ghana entered his question01:38:27
Roman says go ahead, take the buns for01:38:30
Andryushki on01:38:32
we went to the first address, an ordinary house01:38:36
five-story building without an elevator01:38:40
climbed up01:38:42
I'm ringing the doorbell from there, who's the Jagras for us?01:38:46
your house has been ordered01:38:49
I fell through the accounting door, I scream because I'm a grandfather01:38:54
frost and my granddaughter powder from a01:38:57
Snow Maiden opens the door and is on the threshold01:39:01
2 botany pestle with liver and result01:39:05
their pollination is three children01:39:07
mom with glasses dad with glasses kids with glasses01:39:10
dog with glasses without cigarettes you don't01:39:14
pay attention she has a lot of things01:39:16
kind of pokes let you notice by01:39:20
in my beard in the wrong direction in fact I01:39:25
they're on fire, they're not pulling on her01:39:27
let's pass all sorts of questions kids kids01:39:32
GR as Vitek taught me nines read01:39:35
Santa Claus didn't ask for better stitches01:39:39
these d whole st and how they read it to me on01:39:43
40 minutes of all Eugene Onegin by heart01:39:46
I understand the piercing has withered01:39:48
but I01:39:49
gifts, [ __ ], fee, took away, says01:39:52
ring respect us there deer and01:39:54
parked a snow maiden by the scruff of the neck and01:39:57
get lost we'll come to another address opens01:40:01
triple iron door on the threshold man01:40:05
with my hair my mary hello I'm lying01:40:10
owner I am Santa Claus this is my granddaughter powder01:40:14
and Snow Maiden, you’re right about that01:40:17
she looks like a mess01:40:21
accidentally broke out saying can I have some money?01:40:23
forward he can't answer it's necessary01:40:29
put it here I'm talking out of fear01:40:35
for the moral damage of my tits to bake01:40:39
two twins are such small children01:40:41
a booger of food handed over like a pistol01:40:46
frost support from each of them01:40:49
gas, what a combat one01:40:52
you can't guess we told you01:40:55
I'm being strangled sti bent but I don't01:40:59
I was confused as Vitek taught me and entered01:41:02
the image of Santa Claus combed them in verse01:41:05
Apparently I got infected from those nerds01:41:08
wait guys put your guns down01:41:13
Let's say Santa Claus together01:41:17
you need to drink before you die01:41:22
booger food clear crap bazaar no well01:41:29
then my grandfather rushed off and in a year I will return to01:41:34
you children but already in a bulletproof vest01:41:37
about the pitchfork for Gavril we row along the third01:41:42
homies address01:41:43
the mood is no longer snow maiden yet01:41:46
puffs I lost the cash register 3 address somehow01:41:51
private sector hut sneaking up01:41:55
open the door flies out drawing eyes01:41:58
on independent suspension the focus cannot be caught01:42:01
maybe he saw us frozen that 1 person01:42:04
the flying saucer broke down and crashed into the snow01:42:09
and started snoring01:42:10
I have to take it home, I unexpectedly fly into01:42:14
the door is sharp and here I am at the table01:42:17
freeze frame snack on forks drying 101:42:22
swallowed, said things were apparently bad in la01:42:24
scam kingdom plan01:42:28
I look and the hut is clearly hunting01:42:32
stuffed animals stand on the walls01:42:35
sad master of the mountains hello guest01:42:38
dear, we are holding a place here for you01:42:42
on the wall01:42:45
the goat moth ate your place01:42:48
will01:42:49
and you don't have to change the sign01:42:52
any01:42:54
dear master, why is he such an honor?01:42:58
somewhere you look how many are worthy01:43:00
people got sober because of you01:43:05
how much vodka is in the wind I'm the door with my tailbone01:43:10
groped01:43:11
I don't know why I turned the handle, we ran01:43:15
Mary overtaking the shot and so dispersed that01:43:19
crashed into a snowdrift right up to the snowdrops01:43:22
I already ate the snow from the shackles while I climbed out onto01:43:25
hand here are tales for the Tarascan01:43:29
let's walk numb through this forest with me01:43:32
Mohawk like the fin of an ice cream hake01:43:35
Snow Maiden as a blue dinosaur egg01:43:38
chewing gum look at the fire01:43:41
around him for 12 months smoking with women01:43:47
horror stories say these places01:43:51
robber Chu-Chu and his wife were buried alive01:43:55
and the Snow Maiden and I will rake up the fire for them01:43:58
we pull our blue hands towards it to warm ourselves up01:44:02
these people saw us quickly and quit smoking01:44:05
the barrels were swallowed in all directions, the chuch got out01:44:09
with her little bit of foam for the link she01:44:15
Santa started the day and ended the day01:44:19
to the Chuchin robbers01:44:21
how in my grave I saw such hackwork q if01:44:26
Of course there was a positive joke in it01:44:29
that night01:44:30
so many people voluntarily drink and smoke01:44:34
threw so my mohawk also to the country01:44:41
benefit01:44:57
a unique moment of transformation I am without01:45:00
any television editing directly on01:45:03
in your eyes the answer turns into yes and01:45:07
from myself into her in the opening yes I need you01:45:19
hi I say don't smell hi that means01:45:24
great oh kolyana you are not a specific bazaar01:45:29
chop tell me what is important in our01:45:32
age to look beautiful in a coffin01:45:38
life al points my main in our01:45:41
importance cool to have fun01:45:44
sticking out the skates will stick out but now01:45:48
smoked it and I know you don’t smoke01:45:51
and in vain we are here the other day in need of a breastfeeding01:45:55
collection smoked al you know this01:45:59
my mood has lifted and boy01:46:03
young girl caught such a hot one01:46:05
a young girl of about sixty picked it up01:46:10
he dragged me into his arms and into the bedroom01:46:12
night kolyana01:46:14
I was flying into a sciatica pit01:46:18
Well, the next morning he looked like Winnie the Pooh after01:46:21
visiting the apiary and popped into the salon01:46:25
beauty under makeup I'll look at them01:46:28
valuable against every heart attack service01:46:31
but I licked my lips and sat on the outside01:46:34
she broke down at her grandfather's garage01:46:37
takes his word inexpensively01:46:39
here is an advice note from an experienced makeup artist01:46:43
after all01:46:44
40 years rattled off as a cosmetologist in the morgue01:46:48
Here01:46:51
put me on the table with my arms on my chest01:46:53
crossed, close, tell Vova to01:46:56
eyes don't breathe, it's more convenient for me and01:47:00
you're afraid to talk, you'll look better01:47:02
than in life and it’s true Kolyana is true01:47:06
I was bombarded with this hairstyle, you know she01:47:09
hairstyle type but somehow by explain by01:47:12
from Odessa to the train and to three stations01:47:16
head out the window go out onto Izh01:47:18
and then we all injected with wallpaper glue01:47:21
to keep it better01:47:23
it made my eyebrows higher01:47:27
sati press in the yard and do not boil01:47:30
attract if the girl's eyebrows are smooth01:47:33
goes sideburns01:47:35
on you I did my depilation01:47:40
depilation on legs and did well01:47:43
you don't know anything, you're not the same antique01:47:46
in slippers and sawed feet taped01:47:49
tape your feet01:47:52
Sobi plugged cotton wool into her ears01:47:55
peak bed me for a long time you didn't01:48:02
saved you know the life before your eyes01:48:07
rushed by and they are coming to give me one like this01:48:11
beautiful a little lively01:48:13
to lift our spirits by sitting and giving us01:48:17
company's chic dress from Laurent's son01:48:21
yes, it says so on the board01:48:26
na ranov son01:48:28
what's enough looks like01:48:31
jumpsuit only back cut-out to slit01:48:34
with 3 correct letters in front, the result is I'm in a new one01:48:41
dress and new hairstyle with pieces01:48:44
tape on my legs I'll get out of the sickness of Kolyan01:48:50
they eat and throw Damian01:48:52
one oh so thwack froze on the backswing until now01:48:54
you can't measure the time cats are in the trash01:48:58
stopped chewing01:48:59
homeless people are also a police officer with excitement01:49:02
I got 100 years and the janitor was the first in my life01:49:05
I sobered up and I felt like this01:49:10
sexy that immediately threw the dice on01:49:13
party not a party at the bone nalaya wedge01:49:18
understand your bones for a party, well,01:49:21
gangway of the local beau monde beau monde Kolyan he01:49:25
the beau monde knows nothing about Kolyana on the tape01:49:30
recognizable people who are at the party01:49:33
get drunk beyond recognition01:49:36
Am I the only one dreaming, but people are like that01:49:42
who are going to throw these in front of each other01:49:44
friend, well, no, it's not the same01:49:47
why throw lakhs of people, you don’t know anything, Kolyan01:49:51
topic lavskiy give from how would you01:49:54
explain this type as I recently sold01:49:57
two foreigners a manhole cover as01:49:59
old Russian coin01:50:04
understand got it given left foreheads of this01:50:07
bad movie and show off go like me01:50:11
I put on slippers from the cistern01:50:15
embossed on it01:50:17
2 letter t to khayali blew Kelvin Kolyan01:50:22
ambient and sewer communications01:50:30
discos01:50:31
Kostyan Aries will get involved la I sport 90 work01:50:37
phone sex01:50:40
she is so natural from the word01:50:43
rheumatism01:50:44
that men's hands have a telephone receiver01:50:47
crack and the money there is good01:50:51
I recently got lifts at lunchtime01:50:54
yes not on the pants the fool on the skin like how01:50:58
hobbies nothing I know damn well01:51:01
cuts the skin on the crown of the head, pulls it up01:51:04
to a characteristic sound01:51:08
bone and [ __ ] pulled hard she01:51:11
slept with my eyes open01:51:14
I couldn't open my mouth for weeks01:51:17
lost 20 kilograms and became 4001:51:21
good good but breasts table sla she01:51:25
let's pull her up like whatever01:51:28
cut under the shoulder blades Egor come out down01:51:31
so the way you straighten your clothes, here I am01:51:34
I'm pulling the ice hard, the navel is now between01:51:37
breasts in place of kdk01:51:42
Well, suddenly, of course, super is on your shoulder01:51:47
It’s good to decide, but it’s close01:51:51
w you're talking boney, not about the soul, it's time01:51:55
think01:51:56
I also like the pair of oh-so-Kolyanu01:52:01
thanks for reminding me I'm not wearing it today01:52:04
there was sclerosis damned for a goal in the shower01:52:07
now only mobile phone back01:52:10
I'll put my neighbors' Mercedes down and run away01:52:14
and you go to bed old hockey stick01:52:25
the other day there was a speech evening again01:52:31
art, my mother-in-law and I were yelling at each other01:52:36
no I sat quietly drinking beer no one01:52:41
touched and stood over the soul and itching of Louise01:52:48
de01:52:51
again he drinks beer and doesn't work anywhere01:52:55
only beer drinks the whole refrigerator you01:52:58
the entire toilet and01:53:00
I'll throw away his filthy beer and noise01:53:04
refrigerator [applause]01:53:06
she01:53:08
however on01:53:25
in general, he was pulled out the door into his01:53:29
the refrigerator fell on itself01:53:32
whined all nine floors, I saved her01:53:38
in the morning it means they01:53:42
but I kept buying this refrigerator for now01:53:45
she you ultrasound box she gives me instead01:53:48
thank you says I'm back myself01:53:51
I made the vinaigrette and ran to work with us01:53:56
so things work no more fools I01:54:04
so I came to the door to listen01:54:07
as she walks down the stairs01:54:13
[music]01:54:22
just relaxed01:54:25
phone call, pick up the phone01:54:29
intelligent male voice but very01:54:32
you were indignant and then realized that he01:54:38
was from the Humane Society01:54:51
a signal that someone is tormenting you in the apartment01:54:54
the dog and she whines all night but he tells me01:55:01
does not immediately appear with threats for01:55:05
mockery of a defenseless creature01:55:08
you'll go to court, he's talking about a dog from01:55:13
leaks01:55:15
run daughter from men under what court is she01:55:17
It's my own fault I'm sitting quietly drinking beer01:55:20
I don't touch anyone, she's loud in town01:55:24
gadget voice on the phone and what did you expect01:55:28
hear human speech01:55:32
they all bark01:55:34
this is their way of communication created such a moment01:55:40
nature veligura it's a shame why Seregina01:55:45
don't bark too long, it might be weird01:55:48
some kind of rejoice bit your road is here01:55:53
tell me when she shows emotion01:55:56
jumps around you01:55:59
he's talking about dogs, your ghost is flowing01:56:02
jumps his 120 kilograms of food01:56:05
where are you going on that sofa?01:56:08
David and growls01:56:10
voice on the phone she's afraid of you01:56:14
establish contact with God's creature berries01:56:21
with pleasure, how will he be with her?01:56:23
very simply caress her and let her01:56:26
will lie down next to you and put his head on you01:56:29
he was talking about the dog, I appeared as a mother-in-law01:56:35
craftswomen on my lap01:56:38
Jagras men prey their heads brazenly01:56:41
it's dangerous she will bite me yesterday01:56:45
the chain broke, could it rub my neck?01:56:51
city okay on her neck my01:56:53
gift chain she can't rub it01:56:57
because it is made of soft, lightweight material01:57:01
red aluminum he doesn’t calm down well01:57:06
maybe she needs a partner for what with a pro01:57:09
for business or what?01:57:15
I ask the mating, he says, well, you’re not01:57:18
small must understand without mating she01:57:20
will be tormented to begin to gnaw01:57:23
furniture01:57:26
I got up auntie gnawing the sofa bari yes01:57:32
let her knit who doesn't give her a man01:57:39
shouts at a boy needed for mating01:57:44
why ask wool to hold back or what?01:57:50
I tell you I need a boy about 3 years old I’m proud01:57:55
a three-year-old boy gets his fur all tangled up01:57:59
skin he screams what incompetence01:58:02
they get started and then don’t know how to care for them01:58:07
I turned Victoria on then she turned herself on01:58:12
the man says I've arrived and what am I doing?01:58:17
that's exactly what she noticed about me01:58:20
his wife got lost together with the men01:58:24
more than more you have to get along with her01:58:27
contact for my wife for example01:58:31
the top of happiness said this01:58:36
when her dearest being is quiet01:58:40
sneaks into the bedroom sticks his muzzle under01:58:43
blanket and crawls in between me and01:58:47
wife, I say man can you do it for01:59:00
my wife is a creature dear Joseph she01:59:04
at least once it crawled like that01:59:08
does chili really give electricity for01:59:13
has it been a long time since the earth01:59:14
he speaks in married01:59:17
they are so interesting to watch01:59:20
painted example loves to swim01:59:24
bite the creature in the bathtub jumping into the water01:59:30
listen to him and think about me, more words01:59:34
god it's not all that bad people he's generally with01:59:38
what a crazy mother-in-law01:59:40
and the song itself if mine goes into the bath01:59:44
all the water will be on the floor01:59:46
avan is on the first floor and the man advises01:59:50
you grab it by the scruff of the neck and wash it01:59:56
hagrid is with me01:59:59
tone I take out of the bath wrapped in02:00:02
towels with iodine here's a man02:00:08
weightlifter salt mother-in-law in the arms of pascal02:00:12
please give in to her in everything you do02:00:17
cleverer02:00:20
White I agree you are on another level02:00:25
evolution and hagrid continue02:00:30
don't stoop to her level you are human02:00:36
she02:00:40
for your love will bring you02:00:44
slippers in teeth by the cliff here please02:00:49
more details02:00:51
when it is very easy to achieve he guild02:00:54
try it today02:00:56
pat me on the head, give me a piece02:00:58
sugar, kiss your nose, scratch it02:01:03
with my ear, I rewrote all the points in a friendly manner with02:01:10
I said goodbye to him and spent the whole day dreaming02:01:18
imagined leaking with slippers02:01:25
instead of going to bed in the evening the door opens02:01:28
mother-in-law comes in, I approach her and smile02:01:33
she froze with a trembling hand in rubber02:01:36
gloves stroking her hair mother-in-law mouth02:01:42
I opened my mouth and thought that the man was not lying.02:01:47
I opened it so I could eat my slippers02:01:52
took advantage of the moment and opened02:01:55
the shelf threw a piece of refined sugar also into02:02:04
goal mother-in-law in his bag02:02:09
I close my eyes and she has strength02:02:15
She's leaning against her luggage, she's barely breathing, I'm losing my breath02:02:22
glove and02:02:27
[applause]02:02:32
decided mother-in-law hall h02:02:37
often slowly slides down the refrigerator02:02:44
[applause]02:02:47
and from that very evening the fire of taptic worries02:02:51
I didn’t bring it, but don’t believe me, she didn’t do it02:02:55
that I didn’t say a word to my friend02:02:57
completely numb until lies and is silent02:03:03
in intensive care this is what it does to people02:03:11
weasel02:03:25
[applause]02:03:27
Gentleman's life is full of surprises02:03:31
our general died so easily02:03:35
right at the workplace02:03:37
at the billiards the employees should be worried02:03:42
somehow inform the widow, I calm them down02:03:45
I’ll do it delicately, I’m a psychologist after all02:03:49
companies02:03:50
came to the wife of the deceased and you know02:03:52
I do it carefully and unobtrusively02:03:55
we ask for psychological preparation02:03:58
madam02:03:59
here they celebrate great grief she says02:04:06
we have no grief, I'm telling you and02:04:10
no grief02:04:11
guys bring the widow so with distrust02:04:17
looked and asked if he was Usopp02:04:19
null and answer but don’t swear, you see02:04:22
she'd rather go to the cemetery to call oh this02:04:25
they say your husband died during and then from 102:04:28
the numbers of coffins will rise in price plus here02:04:30
there are discounts if 9 died02:04:32
We bury 10 relatives for free02:04:35
let's say no no no no no about02:04:38
I won't skimp on money02:04:40
husband was a big man so02:04:42
funeral of the highest standard coffin02:04:46
stronger nails along the length of the hole deeper02:04:48
fence higher02:04:53
so that no one bothers him, his son ran in02:04:58
say goodbye goodbye proud daddy [ __ ] me02:05:02
you'll see more of their first wife arrived and02:05:06
says the last one, let me02:05:09
share your grief and began to share greg02:05:16
I reassure you psychologically, dear ladies, no02:05:18
load up the boss left only debts on02:05:22
enough for everyone, the widow tied a black one02:05:26
people began to take out the mourning miniskirt02:05:30
our hippopotamus and here for complete02:05:33
happiness on the stairs to a wedding meeting02:05:36
Well, who should let whom pass?02:05:39
through each other they went out into the street not from02:05:42
the deceased but there is a groom mixed up02:05:48
both in black at the wedding are worried02:05:51
the groom doesn't dance, his head is in the plate02:05:53
mother-in-law can't get enough of something02:05:56
I'm not gluttonous02:05:58
and when he managed to change his shoes to slippers02:06:02
funeral, the more worried the deceased is in02:06:05
lit a cigarette on the coffin and carried the ashes02:06:09
shake off and the water actually settled into my legs and hung down02:06:12
and says themselves under umbrellas and even me02:06:16
lid and covered, jumped off and to the wedding02:06:21
ran and without the hero of the occasion02:06:23
understand for yourself which couples rushed after him02:06:25
for a wedding02:06:26
and there already two of them barely found theirs02:06:29
potap com grandma brides him on white02:06:32
dance invited widow saw says02:06:36
that's a bastard even after death to change02:06:39
but thank God they came to the cemetery like me02:06:42
the psychologist is given the first word but remember02:06:45
warn about the deceased or well02:06:47
or nothing I say ok02:06:49
nothing terrible a few words good02:06:52
that's good, that's good, I say that's ours02:06:56
the general himself died and the one who is the thread02:06:58
would kill02:06:59
what a caring leader he was02:07:04
everything yes yes yes yes02:07:05
he has a vacation whenever you want and one of02:07:08
crowds haram swamp02:07:10
[applause]02:07:11
the accountant supported me says02:07:13
neat was the salary was always in02:07:16
always in an envelope in an envelope always in02:07:17
envelope always in an envelope for each02:07:19
letter month dance02:07:22
and it happened that an employee would open something like this02:07:26
the salary envelope is written there will rewrite02:07:28
letter 200 times and you will be a widow right now02:07:33
look for this intercepted he was exemplary02:07:36
he was a family man for about five years02:07:40
families and how generous he was02:07:43
bequeathed to me a whole Audi BAW cassette02:07:48
the driver was pushed, say something, you02:07:50
I went with him all the time to tell the driver02:07:52
concrete he was a respectful person before02:08:01
the current called me by my first name and patronymic02:08:05
[ __ ]02:08:07
Deputy Burton is never drunk on02:08:10
he didn't show up for work, they brought him in02:08:14
the cleaning lady got in and how he loved cleanliness02:08:20
so find out that the toilet is clean so it will come02:08:23
and shits himself02:08:27
the secretary intervened he had02:08:29
extraordinary eyes02:08:30
well all people's eyes are the mirror of the soul02:08:33
and his eyes are the rearview mirror02:08:35
the widow says let me throw a handful of earth02:08:42
and calls the excavator manager02:08:47
advertising shouts stop photograph for memory02:08:50
open his eyes to someone who is dead yes no02:08:53
the photographer is drunk and the caretaker is on fire02:08:57
proposal to hammer in the lid all for02:09:07
dead man from the coffin I'm against we were stunned I02:09:13
I carefully ask the boss what this is02:09:17
amateur performance you ordered us02:09:19
long to live he answers and I deliberately02:09:23
I pretended I will now divorce my wife02:09:27
we'll fire everyone from their jobs02:09:29
and the psychologist tells me you02:09:34
I’ll bury it right here and here for my luck02:09:38
the boss's son fits the coffin Virt Dad02:09:44
let me take it out of your ear02:09:47
chicken02:09:48
and then our hippopotamus cried for the first time in02:09:56
you don't even know your thick-skinned life02:09:59
did you suddenly feel sorry for yourself and for me too?02:10:05
no one in this world loves02:10:15
and I need you to wake up and peck the ball02:10:21
21st century02:10:25
and oh I'm on the verge of riot police who is he a deaf aunt02:10:29
Do you know who's on your line now?02:10:32
hanging you no one hung yourself pip you02:10:34
on the tongue for knowing who climbed now02:10:38
you babble a review with a star, gladly give it02:10:44
organs of the star factory waited a while and now02:10:47
I sing Kolyana and I haven’t sung all my life before and02:10:50
I sang now I sing like crazy02:10:53
you can rock pop music what are you doing?02:10:57
dog02:10:58
oh how sleepyheaded I know about romances02:11:02
respects the nose and mouth in my repertoire02:11:05
listen we played classics in the yard with02:11:09
girls lifted their skirts in front of stupid and02:11:13
boys me a teacher frown from02:11:16
assure with a glance and ice because this is not for you02:11:19
nursery and nursing home02:11:25
what Toby doesn't like to order who I'm in02:11:29
band white to play along with this song02:11:31
goat yes sho hi goluba kolyana whatever you want02:11:36
I'll hire you a backup dancer, what's up02:11:39
you when the lower back shoot you like that02:11:41
movement lay breaker turn pale02:11:45
I'll move you to my producer02:11:47
you can’t stop the unwind just02:11:49
shoot but gli promotion Kolya needs02:11:52
needed02:11:54
sexy and nothing but frills02:11:58
from makeup artists but you looked refreshing02:12:02
I feel fresh, clean, straighten wrinkles, yes02:12:05
like the hair on the back of my head with all my might02:12:09
after all, pull your ears into a bun and stretch them02:12:13
the back of my head converges but I always smile02:12:17
you need to be on your feet before every concert02:12:20
Should I do waxing?02:12:22
death action on their feet doing like how02:12:25
hair is removed as why it’s new then straight02:12:28
there's no way to understand the end I'm knitting on stage singing02:12:32
in knee socks, a short T-shirt in a skirt02:12:35
also ob der nut bag navel grace02:12:38
there's a piercing sitting in it, a piercing sitting at02:12:42
they're singing in my ass, you're such a piece of [ __ ]02:12:45
crazy body poking why why the [ __ ]02:12:49
got it right and then show me about the wheels02:12:51
they know why to their grandfather02:12:54
Fedya but in the new one I pierced02:12:57
Grandfather and the change came back and dug potatoes there02:13:01
looked at her and said nothing02:13:04
thank God sitting on it he’s almost there02:13:06
the imprint of a shovel has disappeared on the back02:13:10
thank god what do you mean she needs it well02:13:14
you're not ashamed, don't tell me about yours02:13:17
noble origin he is Vasya, well, well02:13:20
Do you remember he walked towards the noblewoman?02:13:22
God wished for everyone in the yard02:13:25
such goods02:13:26
what do you mean I sing badly where do I dig under02:13:30
hwang era02:13:31
I can’t do otherwise on high notes02:13:34
the false jaw flies out by the way02:13:38
he's at a solo concert02:13:42
in Vladivostok she sang for 5 hours as an encore02:13:45
I wish I could leave, my heel is between the boards02:13:48
stuck02:13:49
comes to gallop more abruptly than any mare02:13:52
oyash now 9 curvy silicone on me02:13:55
2 buckets gone02:13:57
By the way, I recently starred for Playboy02:14:01
and in the shock of the month section02:14:05
playboy the magazine is so critical02:14:09
I came out beautifully there, what does paper mean?02:14:12
will endure everything02:14:13
then they would have paid so much for the Murzilka02:14:16
took a02:14:17
she will shame me on people02:14:20
I lift my spirits in our difficult times02:14:22
and they get the idea02:14:25
I'm recording a new rap now02:14:30
rap album for their not the same cat02:14:33
and the dance is such a rap, the youngsters are in shambles02:14:36
thugs are going crazy according to rumors02:14:39
listen to me I'm not interested hockey sticks02:14:42
only Kolya is not close to the heart02:14:45
take it just in case, valya dollar under02:14:47
I can’t hear the smell, I smell it, I’m ready02:14:50
but listen let's go drum club by the pooh02:14:57
party in the head for the whole draft02:15:00
Shoblu flies there 9 grandmas three days until 10002:15:05
I'll spend my pension on a dose and let him make it up02:15:09
the protocol of the problem will immediately disappear from the cart02:15:12
kale into my vein Corvalol once under a mask02:15:25
and immediately called02:15:29
And02:15:33
but like a kolyana in a clearing02:15:43
Kolyan Aries what are you doing there?02:15:49
are you snoring?02:15:51
but nothing, I'm sorry02:15:54
I’ll soon sing a duet of surrender to you here02:15:59
then you'll envy me old hockey stick02:16:13
I'll just tell you a story from my own02:16:15
touring practice comes to me02:16:18
after the concert the spectator says02:16:21
Svyatoslav likes everything so much02:16:23
just like you're like Chuck Orchestra I'm not02:16:27
I realized why I'm an orchestra02:16:28
you can show off money and men and02:16:31
yu well sat down why are there so few jokes about this02:16:37
I ask what she’s not little about anymore02:16:40
but you understand that Jagra is what you want02:16:46
Well, it’s possible to note the princes’ glasnost02:16:48
somehow it was02:16:49
in my own words, now I understand what he means02:16:52
I say in my own words I was taught in02:16:55
theater institute what is impossible with02:16:56
scene when why comedy club can02:16:59
you don’t believe me, I still studied at02:17:01
theatrically you understand now everything02:17:04
maybe you could use an iron somehow02:17:06
let me leave the stage they say that02:17:10
can't you wash with your ear outside?02:17:12
it's not interesting on the street when an artist02:17:15
the stage is watering this and I realized that02:17:19
there is something missing in my work02:17:21
modern viewer, so I decided to02:17:25
some people don't disappoint02:17:28
tell you about it today here I am02:17:32
Now I’ll tell you this, get out of here02:17:34
completely satisfied02:17:39
but since I repeat that I still02:17:43
I have some education, yes, of course I am02:17:46
I won’t tell you directly02:17:48
because there are children in the hall I will talk and02:17:50
children won't understand anything by swimming with their tongues02:17:53
it means the situation is banal man02:17:56
business trips returns early02:17:59
and he really missed his wife02:18:02
her I haven’t seen him for two weeks, so he sang all h&h02:18:06
all of him you disappeared figures well they are recent02:18:09
his wife, he’s still bored, so he opens it02:18:15
the door returned with the keys ahead of time02:18:17
from a business trip without taking off your shoes02:18:19
undressing in the bedroom straight away02:18:22
looks and the wife quietly snores peacefully02:18:25
in your bed02:18:26
in splendid isolation he bleeds all over02:18:30
poured02:18:31
he was so happy and dived under the blanket all02:18:33
this boredom02:18:34
showed in 1 minute about missing you02:18:40
Naturally, after that I went to the kitchen02:18:42
drink some water and we are standing in02:18:45
calmly frying pancakes in a bathrobe02:18:51
and this idiotic question is asked to her02:18:56
What are you doing here online corner a little02:19:04
Doctors did not drop the frying pan02:19:06
wish you didn't warn me, well done02:19:08
pancakes caught who sleeps in our bed02:19:19
Aidarova I'm sorry I didn't warn you02:19:22
rub well, you're not here anyway02:19:25
no, my mother came to visit us and02:19:30
I warned you how you think you are02:19:34
you'll be late for02:19:36
like mom so mom what my mom why02:19:42
mom, what do you have against, say, shake02:19:46
I called her on purpose when you weren't there02:19:48
so that you don't make a fuss further, he's more02:19:50
anyone says an idiotic phrase02:19:53
but it’s not your mother who’s frying you start again yes02:19:57
here it is flooded 1 you are the first while the husband speaks02:20:01
that she 1 you started first you wait02:20:05
what the [ __ ] is she doing on our bed02:20:08
what’s not allowed what did you have what bed02:20:11
just yours or something, an elderly person and and02:20:14
bad back while you're away I'm on02:20:17
on the sofa she was given a wide one on espionage02:20:19
drown she's an old man don't feel sorry for her I02:20:25
can you imagine what you did?02:20:28
what did I do02:20:39
darling, what are you doing right away?02:20:41
be but I understand that you know know02:20:44
you know when I miss you02:20:47
when I don’t see you for a long time, I’m right from the doorstep02:20:50
I dive into your stupid bed with you02:21:01
what do you mean, I mean in front of you02:21:12
I don’t understand, why am I watering here, I was thinking02:21:16
that this day how are you better that you are not02:21:22
I saw that it wasn’t me, no, it was dark there02:21:25
she sniffed just like you and did her hair with a vine02:21:30
date [ __ ] one shark stream I02:21:34
I miss you02:21:37
idiots that you can't get me away from mom02:21:40
distinguish me update well you're a [ __ ]02:21:45
a complete [ __ ] in general, how many times have I02:21:48
I told you, well, be you a man, but with02:21:51
threshold, take off your shoes, the shower section will attract02:21:54
and you immediately crawl under the blanket and your mother-in-law comes out02:22:01
[music]02:22:07
why were you silent?02:22:16
and I don't talk to him02:22:34
as soon as I became a retired warrant officer02:22:37
I started to think about how to live further02:22:44
The population of our country is divided into three02:22:47
groups of pensioners, military personnel and up to02:22:50
conscripts02:22:51
but the military registration and enlistment offices are complaining about the conscripts02:22:55
from the army they mow down you understand correctly02:22:57
because you need to educate from childhood02:23:00
how do I need the life of a boy from a year old and better02:23:04
so that I understand that I delivered the birth myself02:23:07
icon me you expense only bormi dream02:23:11
sba but that means it’s mostly children who mow down02:23:16
rich parents02:23:17
I came to the recruitment agency and said02:23:20
give me some rich one02:23:22
a family with a little boy going there02:23:25
I'll go02:23:26
to educate him in the spirit of patriotism02:23:29
Make a lot of noise to me, we just have an order02:23:33
lonely rich woman needs a nanny02:23:36
man to raise a five year old son02:23:41
great, I'm taking an order with a bullet to my mother, oh she02:23:46
all so, you know, dressed up in02:23:48
sables02:23:50
trained02:23:51
let me ask tricky questions02:23:55
So if the water is turned off, what happens to the child?02:23:59
will you do I dug madam firstly not02:24:02
turn off turn off secondly if water02:24:06
turn off, we'll drink alcohol02:24:07
undiluted such humor because what02:24:13
lovely02:24:14
I trust you with the child, I’m leaving for myself02:24:17
business meeting until late morning and02:24:21
drove away02:24:22
I'm going straight to the bedroom sleeping you know02:24:27
scoundrels five year old paladins he sleeps I02:24:31
like garknu company rise uniform02:24:34
dress pants boots without anything02:24:38
the plants flew over the bed02:24:41
uncle you are who am I burning I am not your uncle02:24:44
I'm your new nanny order what does it mean02:24:47
commander nanny contact me comrade02:24:50
ensign, you understand, he doesn’t believe it, comrade02:24:53
Ensign understand, leave me alone02:24:56
I want to get a lie in bed02:24:58
closer02:25:00
do you know what bunny pajamas are?02:25:03
uniform for boys what kind of bunnies are these02:25:06
I’m asking what’s okay on the T-shirt02:25:11
bunny but in panties you are not the bunny's enemy02:25:15
must be depicted from childhood02:25:19
teaching the enemy to kill means so I say02:25:23
fighter and now you have to dress for 4502:25:27
seconds but first instructions Mike02:25:31
put on the body from the blunt end02:25:32
neckline equal parts to chest02:25:35
a special tin tag is inserted02:25:37
the remaining holes in the shirt are easy02:25:38
filled by hand02:25:40
trousers are put on one by one02:25:42
a little bit is not necessary for half a century bales are not02:25:43
find the headboard on the reverse side but02:25:45
baked into the sock with the front part02:25:46
feel the toe in front of the index02:25:48
hands pull us along the road, the offspring of rubber and02:25:50
fluoride ears and completeness the instructor finished02:25:53
time has passed02:25:56
It’s not like he’s not that you understand the sleep department washed his face02:25:59
made the bed02:26:02
and shouted joyfully02:26:06
the drawing is not with but there is it calls for there I02:26:11
I'll just02:26:12
Chupa Chups Snickers Chips02:26:16
like how about recording cola ice cream and in02:26:20
end of the chewing gum game now pearl barley02:26:25
hold this [ __ ] I'm doing it myself02:26:29
destroyed me, it won't hurt me anymore, gave it to him02:26:34
I have a pot with pearl barley in connection with02:26:36
situation in the city, the pot is always02:26:38
Yes, the conscript picked himself and said ugh02:26:42
what disgusting thing, at least give me some potatoes02:26:46
yagura that's nasty and you'll get two02:26:49
outfit out of turn02:26:50
march to the kitchen to peel potatoes with your fingernails02:26:55
Well, I had breakfast, why did God send me?02:26:58
I’m asking pre-conscripts what’s up with you02:27:01
schedule after 3k he says02:27:04
intellectual game of chess I hardly02:27:07
personally place fighters on the battlefield02:27:11
we have two divisions02:27:13
one against the other black and white02:27:17
and in the middle of the chapaev, that is, poison and petka02:27:22
how do we lift all the white people out of the song?02:27:27
won02:27:31
Yes, I liked the game so much during the winter road02:27:34
the military walked towards the end of the game and shook my hand02:27:37
chessboard and now tells us02:27:41
need to walk the dog games are great02:27:44
Let's go with the dog and check the border of the yard02:27:47
started to put on with the top team where02:27:50
foot wraps02:27:51
doesn't know what it is, the mother herself is in02:27:55
in sables the child doesn’t even have foot wraps02:27:59
the chickens don't eat money, the house is full of clothes02:28:02
trussardi armani shareholders they are fighting02:28:06
oil and if an enemy happens, the mouse will attack02:28:09
trussardi my oh let's throw what you gave02:28:13
he doesn't like his foot wraps anyway02:28:15
wrapped them like a scarf around his neck to his nose and02:28:19
shouts comrade warrant officer, hurry out into the street02:28:21
then I can’t breathe, I say son if02:28:26
there is nothing to breathe, you need to give the gas command and02:28:29
the conscript immediately put on a gas mask02:28:32
due to the situation in the city02:28:34
Always have a gas mask with you whenever02:28:37
the dog saw a conscript in a gas mask and02:28:41
the need to walk him off the floor02:28:46
unsuccessfully from the floor straight into the housewife's shoes02:28:52
pre-conscript gas mask costs me my mother02:28:55
always makes jokes and plays 10002:28:58
you know, he tied his own shoelaces02:29:02
I order you to get out of the dog and into the street02:29:07
against remove you see the fighter is standing BMW02:29:11
war machine thief I order02:29:15
to mine there is a comrade warrant officer here02:29:18
what does it mean that the child has joined the game?02:29:20
I ran home and brought the military one from there02:29:23
something slipped under the BMW carries something02:29:26
remote control comrade warrant officer click on02:29:28
red button and I'm all without a back02:29:31
thoughts clicked and that's it02:29:35
so bombed02:29:38
like in the war I have never seen a BMW02:29:42
fell so sharply in price to the value02:29:45
scrap metal poison conscript shaken and what02:29:48
I slipped the grid in there and this is our mother’s from02:29:51
New Year's Eve suddenly left from the entrance02:29:54
this last bald skull pops up02:29:58
from urkagan saw this whole thing02:30:02
Virt crossed himself weakly, I’m not there02:30:04
was02:30:06
we are for conscripts out of harm's way02:30:09
sandbox pretending it’s nothing02:30:11
happened, I see he's making Easter cakes02:30:15
leave afraid of the order to dig trenches for02:30:19
shooting while standing from a horse you are naked02:30:22
I have a sapper shovel in connection with02:30:24
situation in the city, a shovel is always available02:30:26
I have a comrade ensign02:30:28
and started digging like a mad excavator02:30:31
this is what it means that a child has joined the game02:30:33
military about ten minutes from02:30:36
good as depth credit comrade warrant officer02:30:39
there are some miners here to do an hour with them02:30:44
leave the march and the miners for lunch02:30:49
take it with you02:30:50
tea your mother does not unite on harsh02:30:52
nevertheless, at the expense of the people, what are you for02:30:54
him02:30:55
come running, I order you to sit down to dinner before02:30:58
conscript no first knives wash games02:31:02
right and also clean the toilet either02:31:06
what place is there sampe 100 itself and with02:31:09
bleach after it, not a single enemy02:31:12
the bacteria under the toilet rim is not alive02:31:15
The ensign will leave, these bacteria are needed02:31:18
acquire like pests and rhinitis like02:31:20
my son has seen too many witnesses and02:31:22
heard secret information sat down02:31:27
lunch mothers giving a sting that the boy does not eat well02:31:31
you understand, after pearl digging02:31:35
cleaning the toilet02:31:38
and his mother's shoes he's so metal what are the miners02:31:43
helmets applauded02:31:45
the accomplices only sat down02:31:47
frozen food is not tasty02:31:48
medicine is it a victory for the miners02:31:51
sent with God back to the sandbox02:31:54
I’ll ask the conscript that after lunch02:31:57
He’s on your schedule, don’t even ask02:32:00
I speak02:32:01
respond when the commander orders to02:32:04
conscript answer piano lesson I02:32:07
Voronina, you're a man, sit down02:32:11
piano remember device02:32:13
right gas pedal left brake hatch02:32:17
opens like a machine02:32:19
we climbed into his tank with the conscripts02:32:23
I really liked the military game but here02:32:26
mom suddenly came back looking at us02:32:31
and we looked out of the hatch asks oxi02:32:35
hit on how are you02:32:37
we are in one voice, you understand perfectly well02:32:41
it's burning, we'll see now02:32:43
video recording02:32:46
I didn’t take into account that the rich have them on every corner02:32:49
video camera looked at the video recording in02:32:53
complete silence says something like this to me02:33:08
come to me bodyguard here I am02:33:14
now I'm working as her bodyguard soon02:33:21
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