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[Music]

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[Applause]

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why

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is it that most of the people who are

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against abortion are people you wouldn't

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want to [ __ ] in the first place

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boy these conservatives are really

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something aren't they they're all in

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favor of The Unborn they will do

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anything for The Unborn but once you're

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born you're on your own

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[Applause]

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pro-life conservatives are obsessed with

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the fetus from conception to nine months

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after that they don't want to know about

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you they don't want to hear from you no

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nothing no neonatal care no daycare no

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Head Start no school lunch no food

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stamps no welfare no nothing if you're

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pre-born you're fine if you're preschool

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you're [ __ ]

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[Applause]

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conservatives don't give a [ __ ] about

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you until you reach military age

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then they think you are just fine just

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what they've been looking for

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conservatives want live babies so they

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can raise them to be dead soldiers

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pro-life

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pro-life these people aren't pro-life

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they're killing doctors what kind of

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pro-life is that

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what they'll do anything they can to

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save a fetus but if it grows up to be a

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doctor they just might have to kill it

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they're not pro-life you know what they

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are they're anti-woman simple as it gets

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anti-woman they don't like them

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they don't like women

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they believe a woman's primary role is

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to function as a brood mayor for the

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state

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pro-life you don't see many of these

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white anti-abortion women volunteering

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to have any black fetuses transplanted

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into their uteruses do you

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know you don't see them adopting a whole

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lot of crack babies don't you no that

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might be something Christ would do

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and you won't see you won't see a lot of

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these pro-life people dousing themselves

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in kerosene and lighting themselves on

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fire

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you know morally committed religious

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people in South Vietnam knew how to

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Stage a goddamn demonstration didn't

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they

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hey

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they knew how to put on a [ __ ]

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protest

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like yourself on fire

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come on you moral Crusaders let's see a

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Little Smoke

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it's that fire in your belly

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here's another question I have how come

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when it's us it's an abortion and when

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it's a chicken it's an omelette

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foreign

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[Applause]

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are we so much better than chickens all

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of a sudden when did this happen that we

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passed chickens in goodness name six

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ways we're better than chickens

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see nobody can do it

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you know why because chickens are decent

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people

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you don't see chickens hanging around in

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drug gangs do you uh you don't see a

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chicken strapping some guy to a chair

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and hooking up his nuts to a car battery

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do you

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it's the last chicken you heard about

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came home from work and beat the [ __ ]

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out of his hand

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doesn't happen because chickens are

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decent people

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but let's get back to this abortion [ __ ]

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now

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is a fetus a human being this seems to

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be the central question well if a fetus

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is a human being how come the census

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doesn't count them if a fetus is a human

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being how come when there's a

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miscarriage they don't have a funeral if

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a fetus is a human being how come people

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say we have two children and one on the

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way instead of saying we have three

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children people say life begins at

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conception I say life began about a

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billion years ago and it's a continuous

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process continuous just keeps rolling

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along rolling and rolling and rolling

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along I said you know something

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listen you can go back further than that

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what about the carbon atoms huh

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human life could not exist without

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carbon so is it just possible that maybe

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we shouldn't be burning all this coal

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just looking for a little consistency

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here and these anti-abortion arguments

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see the really hardcore people will tell

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you life begins at fertilization

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fertilization when the sperm fertilizes

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the egg which is usually a few moments

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after the man says gee honey I was going

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to pull out but the phone rang and it

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startled me

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[Applause]

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fertilization

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but even after the egg is fertilized

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it's still six or seven days before it

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reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins

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and not every egg makes it that far 80

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percent of a woman's fertilized eggs are

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rinsed and flushed out of her body once

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a month during those delightful few days

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she has

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they wind up on sanitary napkins and yet

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they are fertilized eggs so basically

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what these anti-abortion people are

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telling us is that any woman who's had

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more than one period is a serial killer

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foreign

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consistency consistency

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hey hey if they really want to get

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serious what about all the sperm that

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are wasted when the state executes a

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condemned man in one of these pro-life

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guys who's watching comes in his pants

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huh

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here's a guy standing over there with

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his jockey shorts full of Little Vinnies

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and Debbies

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and nobody's saying a word to that guy

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not every ejaculation deserves a name

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now

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speaking of consistency

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Catholics which I was until I reached

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the Age of Reason

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Catholics and other Christians are

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against abortions and they're against

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homosexuals well who has less abortions

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than homosexuals

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leave these [ __ ] people alone for

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Christ's sakes

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here is an entire class of people

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guaranteed never to have an abortion

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and the Catholics and Christians are

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just tossing them aside

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you'd think they'd make natural allies

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go look for consistency in religion

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and speaking of my friends at Catholics

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when John Cardinal O'Connor of New York

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and some of these other Cardinals and

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Bishops have experienced their first

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pregnancies and their first labor pains

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and they've raised a couple of children

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on minimum wage then I'll be glad to

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hear what they have to say about

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abortion I'm sure it'll be interesting

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but

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but

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[Music]

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in the meantime what they ought to be

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doing is telling these priests who took

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a vow of Chastity to keep their hands

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off the Altar Boys

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[Applause]

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you know when Jesus said suffer the

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little children come unto me that's not

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what he was talking about

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[Applause]

Description:

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences". "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."

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