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00:00:02
Glent, Seryoga!00:00:04
And guys, we're in the hospital.00:00:06
Don't worry, we're all right.00:00:07
It's just that Serega wants to get the rights to the boat and came to take tests.00:00:11
Only here, as always, there is no one.00:00:13
- Hello! - Well now, let's wait.00:00:15
Ayy! Is there anyone here?00:00:17
- Oh, hello! - Hello.00:00:19
Well, Seryoga, say what you need there.00:00:20
Hello! I need to take tests. There's blood and urine. Well, you yourself understand.00:00:24
I need a boat license.00:00:25
So, you don't know how to read? - I can, but what?00:00:29
- Well, read on. - What? Where to read something? Begins ...00:00:33
- So there's nothing. - You need to explain everything!00:00:36
We have a phone call, young man.00:00:39
What did it say on the site? It's in small print, I guess.00:00:42
And besides, I've already arrived. Let's sign me up, shall we?00:00:45
No.00:00:46
Okay, well then, give me your phone number. I'll call and sign up.00:00:51
Yeah.00:00:53
- A typical grandmother at the registration. - Generally.00:00:58
Well, pick up the phone. Your phone is ringing, huh.00:01:00
Ahem. Telephone. "Bzz bzz" - that's how he does it.00:01:04
Hello! I want to sign up for tests. Today, in 5 minutes.00:01:09
Young man, we only have a record in the registry.00:01:13
- So I'm already at the register! - Come at 11.00:01:17
- 2 o'clock? - So we're already here.00:01:21
- Shall we sit somewhere, wait? Yes, we don't have any plans.00:01:24
Maybe they drove to the office? Shall we sit, shall we?00:01:27
Well, yes, at the same time we will observe what types are here.00:01:29
Yes, there is already one. Okay, let's go, where do we go?00:01:32
Like there.00:01:33
Haven't been to the clinic in such a long time.00:01:34
It's true. Right there, in fact, the whole world!00:01:37
There are jokes here, there are different types of people. Oh, I remembered one!00:01:44
- Oh, hello, are you here? - Yes.00:01:46
- Who is last? - Me. Is00:01:47
there someone there now?00:01:48
Well, yes, a man came in about 10 minutes ago, he has a bandage.00:01:51
Listen, guys, well, I'll run quickly, I really have a round trip, I just ask.00:01:54
Where? Where? All we have to do here is ask.00:01:57
- I'll get a certificate. - OK OK.00:02:00
- Where did you go, huh? - Well, he left and left.00:02:02
Here, of course, insolent. Just ask!00:02:04
Yeah, just ask with such people, we'll sit here for 6 hours.00:02:07
This one is also on the fold. How much can you already?00:02:09
Oh oh. Oh, guys, oh, so the temperature caught, the head is splitting.00:02:16
I have a fever guys. Exactly 42 degrees.00:02:19
Please let me into the office.00:02:21
I really only ask which office to go to.00:02:23
You must be really bad, right?00:02:24
- Very bad, very bad. “Actually, poor fellow, poor fellow.00:02:26
Actually a couple of minutes left. Well, I'll go, right?00:02:28
Well, look at him! What did you come up with!00:02:30
Aha! Nothing, we'll check your temperature now.00:02:33
- In terms of? - Oh, come on, show me. 42 you say?00:02:36
Okay, okay. I'd better go myself.00:02:39
- That's it. - Good idea!00:02:40
We saw such charlatans, we wanted to skip the queue.00:02:42
I agree. An eye and an eye are needed for them.00:02:45
Oh oh.00:02:48
What happened?00:02:49
Oh, guys, you won’t believe it, my wife was giving birth upstairs,00:02:52
I ran, stumbled, hit myself.00:02:55
Well, it's good that everything worked out, she gave birth.00:02:56
Congratulations!00:02:57
Listen, I urgently run for help.00:02:59
Look after the baby, please.00:03:01
- All right, if that's the case. - Carefully, carefully. - I have a hand.00:03:03
Oh-oh-oh, carefully, hold your head, hold your head.00:03:06
- Need to miss something with a baby. - Of course, well, such a thing, well, let it pass.00:03:09
- Yes, yes, of course, come on. - Thanks guys.00:03:12
Something baby calm. Only, now, he was born, he does not yell.00:03:15
When my wife gave birth, the whole hospital heard.00:03:17
- Maybe he fell asleep? - Maybe. Well, let's see now.00:03:19
Oh, parasite, ah! You look at him!00:03:22
Here it comes, I'll pile them on him!00:03:24
And then I'll follow you!00:03:26
- Oh, hi! - Great!00:03:29
Well, come in, sit down, it's good to see you.00:03:31
Just now, wait, I'll put on shoe covers. Those are the rules in the hospital.00:03:34
- Yes, everything is sterile here. - How are you?00:03:37
Nothing, okay. The colic is gone, the stomach is washed.00:03:40
So how long have you been lying here?00:03:41
The school year is coming and you are on vacation.00:03:44
Well, it's also a thrill. I don't want to be kicked out at all.00:03:47
I don't know, if you miss a couple of lessons, that's it, khana.00:03:49
You will be a doppelgänger for the rest of your life.00:03:51
Well, that's it, finish it. Great!00:03:53
- Now, wait. - What? - I swear.00:03:56
Yes, everything here is sterile.00:03:58
Yes, just in case, you know. The hospital.00:04:00
Well, are you going to say hello or not?00:04:02
Yes, yes, yes, now, one second.00:04:06
- Oh, now you can. - Finally! - Hi.00:04:08
Well, tell me how you are.00:04:10
Yes, it's normal, that's just the only thing, yesterday something unexpectedly cough appeared.00:04:13
- He started coughing. - Yeah.00:04:16
Just in case. Oh, I almost forgot.00:04:19
- Oh, cough, huh? - Yes.00:04:21
What's interesting is happening? Are you here with someone here?00:04:24
Yes, guys live next door.00:04:26
One had a temperature of 41 yesterday. Well, obviously the immune system is weak.00:04:30
But this one was taken to the intensive care unit yesterday. He's got some kind of virus or something.00:04:33
But everything has already been processed, do not worry.00:04:36
So why didn't you just say so?00:04:39
Don't think, I'm not afraid. It's just that somehow I happened to have it, this suit.00:04:42
But I'll wear it just in case.00:04:43
Vlados, what are you doing? Here everything is fine.00:04:46
There are antiseptics here, the chamber is quartzed every day.00:04:49
Well, Vlados, well, this is already too much.00:04:51
Well, just in case. You know, viruses.00:04:53
And I brought you guests here. Orange.00:04:56
- Thanks. - Another.00:04:58
- Can I just pass it from hand to hand? - Well, on.00:05:01
- Another. - You better tell me how things are in the yard.00:05:04
- Alina reconciled there? - In the yard, you've already run out of time.00:05:09
Air five.00:05:10
- Yes, kapets, you just came. - Get well!00:05:15
Here is the piss.00:05:16
They sit here, they can't sit at home.00:05:18
Look here, they littered all the hospital. Who is extreme?00:05:21
- I what? - I say.00:05:22
What are you whispering under your breath? The youth went - no conscience, no upbringing.00:05:27
And why are you sitting? Will you make way for your grandfather?00:05:29
Here is a free space. And there, over there, a bunch of seats.00:05:31
What a jerk! Grandfather is standing in front of you, and you are talking to me like that.00:05:35
Okay, sit down.00:05:40
No respect for elders.00:05:42
Oh, and what will you do? Already turned on their tyndalki. Now the head will break.00:05:47
And they don't hear anything at all. Well, what kind of education?00:05:50
Next!00:05:52
Went already! Look, your heels are sparkling. No, I would give my place to my grandfather.00:05:56
- Hello. - Goat!00:05:57
- Why are you dressed up like a clown? - What are you talking about?00:06:00
Nothing, that's shame and disgrace. How are you dressed?00:06:02
I dressed normally. What's the difference to you?00:06:04
You listen to the elders. An elderly man is sitting in front of you, and you are arguing.00:06:08
Yes, I did not touch you at all. You yourself are hooked and take out the brain.00:06:11
Where did you pick up those words? I would be ashamed to talk to my grandfather like that.00:06:15
Oh, you know, I'd probably better stand. You sit, you sit.00:06:18
Hold on, hold on.00:06:20
Well, how did you become? Keep your back straight. Why are you crossing your legs?00:06:24
Everything went by so fast today. I'm going to the store, I haven't cursed there yet.00:06:30
- Doctor, hello, can I? - Yes, you can, come on.00:06:34
Oh baby! Well, what happened to you?00:06:38
Doctor, I have a problem here.00:06:39
I've been in a bad mood lately.00:06:42
Yep, not in the mood. Are you taking vitamins?00:06:44
Yes, I eat, I eat, in the morning and in the evening.00:06:47
Mom also buys all sorts of fruit all the time.00:06:50
Mg, you eat vitamins. Do you play outdoors?00:06:53
It's vacation time, of course. Every day I walk and play football.00:06:57
Mg, yes, fine. Well, well, the last question.00:07:00
- What bloggers are you following? - Oh, you know about bloggers?00:07:03
Well, of course I know. There are bloggers who cheer up.00:07:07
Regularly release content, have fun. Who is signed up?00:07:10
Well, I don't know, I'm just watching without a subscription.00:07:13
Mg, so, then, now I will write out the recipe right away. This will 100% help.00:07:17
- What should be done? - You will need to subscribe to ...00:07:21
A4 is called. It's easy to remember, here.00:07:24
You just need to subscribe once, and you are guaranteed a good mood.00:07:28
Wow! And they still, here, constantly ask for likes.00:07:31
- It is necessary? I'm shy here. - Of course of course.00:07:32
- You have to thank them for the content. - Wow!00:07:35
You will immediately feel that you have done a good deed. It will return to you.00:07:38
- Wow! I haven't tried it yet. - Try it. - Thanks a lot!00:07:41
Yes, not for anything. Don't forget to subscribe.00:07:43
Even now I feel better. Everyone, I went to try.00:07:46
Helps everyone.00:07:48
- Hello, can I? - Yes, come on.00:07:51
Well, what are you complaining about?00:07:52
My mother sent me to you, she thought something there that00:07:55
I had no appetite, I became drowsy.00:07:58
Everything is fine with me.00:07:59
Mg, well, by the way, you are not the first one today.00:08:02
In fact, the virus is on the move right now. I'll prescribe pills for you now.00:08:04
Drink literally a week, and everything will be fine. Acyclovir.00:08:08
Doctor, I don't need pills. Everything heals on me like on a dog.00:08:11
Mom sent this. Everything, in short, I seemed to you, am I normal?00:08:15
I went. Goodbye.00:08:17
Ha, smart guy. OK then.00:08:19
- Yes, come on. - Hello, can I?00:08:20
Oh, Andropov, he's back! What did mom send again?00:08:23
- Yes. - What is it this time?00:08:25
Yes doctor, well, nothing serious.00:08:26
Here is some kind of rash on the skin. It itches a little, weakness and nausea remained.00:08:31
Well, it's all right. So that my mother would not worry came.00:08:33
Show.00:08:34
Well, it's still the same virus. Now I will prescribe pills, ointment, you will anoint for a week.00:08:39
Doctor, I don't need any pills, I'm telling you.00:08:42
I have such a strong body. On me like a dog, I already told you.00:08:45
Have you all seen it, are you sure?00:08:47
If mom calls, tell me that I was with you. All goodbye.00:08:52
Hello doctor. In short, again my mother sent to you.00:08:55
Well, now I have a rash.00:08:56
I told you, a virus. It is necessary, here, a week or two to drink, the ointment is there ...00:09:03
Oh-oh-oh, my dear. Well, have a seat.00:09:07
Well, I take it you didn't have an appetite?00:09:10
Nausea, rash, anything left?00:09:13
Well, my dear, they launched a sore.00:09:15
I'll have to take antibiotics now. Maybe even an operation.00:09:19
Well, are we hospitalized?00:09:21
What is missing? Are there any other options?00:09:23
Mg, it will pass.00:09:24
Seryozha, well, you are already a big boy.00:09:26
I don't want to see a doctor.00:09:27
What? It's just Uncle Doctor. We go there, and then immediately to the park, agreed?00:09:31
- Everyone, let's go. - No I do not want!00:09:33
I don't want to go nowhere, no! Not!00:09:35
Yes, I'm tired of this!00:09:37
You're calming down quickly now and we're going to the doctor, okay?00:09:39
No, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want! I want to go home, I want to go home, play!00:09:43
- Seryozha, calm down, everything will be fine, calmly. - No, no, I don't want to!00:09:46
Come on, here, dad gives you the most delicious candy, and you go to the doctor, huh?00:09:50
- Give me some candy. - Everyone, now let's go to the doctor.00:09:52
- Hey, I don't want to, I won't go to the doctor! - Quiet!00:09:55
Not! I said no, I'm not going anywhere!00:09:57
Seryozha, we agreed with you. I gave you candy. What's wrong?00:10:00
No, I changed my mind!00:10:01
So, okay, sit here, sit down. Now dad will go into the office00:10:05
and find out if you can come in. Wait here.00:10:08
I don't want to see a doctor, I won't go!00:10:09
I myself ... But I have no keys.00:10:13
Everyone, I'm not going anywhere.00:10:15
Here you look at him! Have you handcuffed yourself?00:10:18
You fool, they are toys!00:10:20
- Hey! These are my handcuffs, I'm not going anywhere! - Everyone, let's go!00:10:23
- Not! I will stay here! - Got it!00:10:25
Hey, well, dad, dad, no! No I do not want!00:10:30
Dad, no, I'm not going!00:10:31
- I'm not going, no, I'm not going anywhere! - A patient.00:10:35
Get up, lie down on the couch. Now ladies belt.00:10:37
Come on, baby, lie down. Just one prick.00:10:40
- Yes. - Doctor, can I?00:10:43
Hello! Here is the thing, I came to you last week, complaining about my health.00:10:47
Yes, I remember you. I ordered you to take tests.00:10:50
Yes Yes exactly. I donated blood last week, I still have a couple more to donate.00:10:54
Well, then go to 315. Everything is there for analysis. Why did you come here?00:10:58
So I passed in advance, at home.00:10:59
Well, that's great. Leave it there on the shelf.00:11:01
Yes, I understand, okay.00:11:04
What's this?!00:11:05
Well, how what? Analyzes. What, doctor, don't you know?00:11:08
Young man, what are you doing?00:11:10
What did you bring me in a 3 liter jar?00:11:11
Take your tests and get the hell out of here!00:11:13
What stinks in here? What else did you bring here?00:11:16
So what right now? I don't know how much you need.00:11:18
I, here, just in case, scored on less and more.00:11:20
Uh! I don't need more, I don't!00:11:23
Take it away and get out of here!00:11:25
And you won’t take the second tests for sure?00:11:27
Of course I won't. Take it away!00:11:29
Ugh, get out of my office!00:11:31
According to your doctoral handwriting, it is not clear how much to take.00:11:34
10 ml or 10 l - it is not clear.00:11:37
Get out of here! God, how it stinks!00:11:40
Everyone, goodbye!00:11:43
We need to open the window to ventilate.00:11:47
Oh, everyone, I feel that my days are coming.00:11:50
Buddy, hold on!00:11:51
Seryoga, don't give up, fight there!00:11:54
Guys, in the end, I wanted to tell you something. Come closer.00:11:58
I would like to thank you for everything we have been through together.00:12:01
For our victories, for experiences, for everything that you have done for me.00:12:04
Seryoga, you are strong, hold on!00:12:06
Everything will be fine. Don't give up.00:12:08
Oh, don't worry, I knew this would happen, so I prepared a will.00:12:11
What?!00:12:13
Somewhere here.00:12:15
To you, Kostya, I bequeath my business. Keep it and develop it.00:12:18
Good.00:12:19
And to you, Mitya, the most precious thing is my swallow, behu 3.00:12:22
And an account in the COP. Here, login, password is written here.00:12:25
Listen, it'll be okay. Why are you starting right away?00:12:28
Hold on, Sergei! With such skins, yes, they are yours!00:12:31
Only you can play with them.00:12:32
Yes, I almost forgot, here it is. Do not waste good.00:12:35
Hold this watch for you. You a chain.00:12:38
Yes, you will use them.00:12:39
- All right, now I'm ready. - Oh, ready! 36.8!00:12:43
Seryoga, well, as usual, you were catching up with yourself there.00:12:45
Get up, you're not even sick!00:12:47
Up 0.2 degrees. This is generally normal in the evening.00:12:50
I'll go talk to that doctor who put him here.00:12:52
Yes, as usual, he lay down for money, damn it!00:12:54
If you don't want to dig gardens, just say so!00:12:57
- Yes, they only rip off the money from him! - Well!00:12:59
- No, guys! - What? What guys?00:13:03
What are you going to change there?00:13:04
Well, I don't like the nose. I want to either do more or do less.00:13:07
Well, to look better.00:13:09
Either more or less.00:13:10
- Well, I don't know, well, you're a doctor. - Well, in principle, it's clear.00:13:16
I want my ears to be sharper. Well, yes, a little, a little.00:13:19
Let's make a cut here. Let's straighten this line.00:13:22
Well, I would also like to work on the cheekbones there, so that they are sharper.00:13:26
Chin here, forehead. Everything is so model.00:13:29
Understood. Now we'll do everything.00:13:30
It's awkward to ask. Do you only do face work?00:13:33
- No, we do everything. “Yeah, can I make an appointment again?”00:13:36
Well, I basically got it. We will do everything.00:13:39
Well, in principle, everything is ready. You can go to the operating room.00:13:42
- What, right away? - Now I'll clean my hands.00:13:44
- Okay. - And I'll come.00:13:45
Everyone, have a seat. Well, are you ready to see the result?00:13:48
So. I say right away, about the cheekbones, we forgot the chin.00:13:51
Yes, carefully. Wow.00:13:54
Well, doctor, how do you like it?00:13:56
Well, everything is great, everything is as you wanted.00:13:58
- Truth? - Yes, look here.00:14:00
Wow! Cool!00:14:03
Really, that's what I wanted! Doctor, you are just a magician!00:14:07
Thanks a lot! I'm going to brag to my mom.00:14:12
Glad to!00:14:13
- Salute! - Great! They brought you breakfast.00:14:17
Oh yes, complete bullshit. I didn't eat myself. Good thing I have chips.00:14:20
Yes, I have nothing. The food here, of course, does not matter at all.00:14:23
Listen, can you share the chips?00:14:25
Yes, I still have 3 pieces left at the bottom, you won’t have enough.00:14:29
Ugh! What's this? Listen, can you have something to drink?00:14:32
- I do not have. - I hope dinner goes well.00:14:37
(orange)00:14:39
Seryoga, do you have an orange? Listen, there are a lot of slices.00:14:41
Damn, Sanya, the last orange is also. I really want it myself.00:14:45
Eh, okay. Understood.00:14:51
Well, it's time for my procedure.00:14:53
- Okay, don't be bored, I'll be back soon. - Let's.00:14:56
In any case, already something zanykal. Zhmot, of course, got caught, not a neighbor.00:15:00
Wow!00:15:02
Here is the deceiver! All nishtyaki clamped. Now I'll arrange for you!00:15:05
Hey, those injections, of course.00:15:07
Yes, I didn't understand. What is all my food doing here?00:15:09
So, think about it, the nurse came in with a check,00:15:12
opened your bedside table, and there is all this.00:15:14
She posted it all, asked whose it was.00:15:17
- What about you? - Yeah, I said I don't know, damn it.00:15:19
Well, I won't set you up. But she still didn't believe00:15:23
it and went to call your parents. - Crap.00:15:25
Yes, why are you violating the rules of the hospital, storing so much food here.00:15:28
So, I'll get a hike from my mother. What to do, what to do?00:15:31
Well, do you want to say that it's mine?00:15:32
Come on, I like this idea. And you won't get in?00:15:35
Hell, I'm being discharged tomorrow.00:15:37
Oh, well, then come on, take it.00:15:38
- Come on, drop it. - This is all yours.00:15:41
Leave one apple already, okay.00:15:42
Yes, I'll tell you what you shared.00:15:44
Phew, thank you. My ancestors would have really torn off my head.00:15:47
Or maybe you'll start eating? Well, to prove that it's yours.00:15:50
Yes, yes, yes, open, open. And take that away too.00:15:54
We need to eat faster before she comes in.00:15:56
So, well, judging by your card, you have serious vision problems.00:15:59
I have?! I don't have any problems.00:16:01
I'm fine, two units.00:16:03
Well, now we'll check it out. But keep in mind that if the results are bad,00:16:07
then you will not receive any help.00:16:08
Don't worry doctor, I understand.00:16:10
So where's my pointer? Ah, here she is.00:16:13
So, close one eye.00:16:16
So, it means, well, our table is classic, standard.00:16:19
Come on, what is that letter? - Sh00:16:22
. Yeah, right. Yes, let's go below. What is this letter?00:16:25
- It's a "K". - Yeah, yeah. Yes, well done.00:16:29
Well, let's start right in the middle. What is the letter?00:16:31
This? Well, here it is necessary to look narrowly, of course. This is the letter "S".00:16:35
Yep, so far so good. Let's go then. O!00:16:38
- It? - What is this letter? The penultimate one.00:16:42
- Where diopters D - 5.0, here. - This is the letter ... M.00:16:47
- The letter "M". - That's right.00:16:48
Well, listen, in principle, everything is fine with you.00:16:51
Yes, I told you, doctor. My vision is all right.00:16:53
No, well, for the first time in my practice I meet00:16:55
that vision has improved so quickly.00:16:57
Yes, the previous optometrist must have messed up, you know.00:16:59
So, sign it here, yeah.00:17:02
- Because... - And go get your license. - No problem at all.00:17:07
All goodbye.00:17:09
- Yes Yes. - All the best, yes.00:17:15
Not understood. Eh, stop! You are completely blind!00:17:19
Doctor, are you there? Doctor!00:17:20
Come on, come on, come on, come on.00:17:22
- What happened? - Call an additional team of doctors.00:17:24
I don't know, resuscitation. He fell, he was bleeding, they barely stopped him.00:17:28
Calm down! Calm down! SET UP!00:17:31
Or I'll take a bite. Tell me what happened?00:17:33
Well, he was driving, he fell, and his blood was gushing out there, they barely stopped him.00:17:37
Let's take a look at it slowly. We'll unwind.00:17:40
More carefully, more carefully. My fingers don't move.00:17:42
Oh, I can't watch this.00:17:46
Well, doctor? What's there? Everything is there, is he dying?00:17:49
Yes, there is little chance. You need to do a blood transfusion.00:17:53
Oh no, I feel bad. Wait a second.00:17:55
Hello, Misha, Misha needs a transfusion.00:17:57
So come on, don't pretend! Climb! And now I'm going to do an enema.00:18:00
- Don't, don't! - Come on, you'll treat the house with peroxide.00:18:02
I need to solve real problems here.00:18:04
Understood, thank you doctor.00:18:05
Everyone is on their way! Alive?00:18:07
- No, they said everything is fine. - Everyone, hang up. Grandmother ...00:18:09
- Anoint with peroxide! - Yeah, take grandma home. Everything, everything.00:18:13
- So, the pulse? - Yeah, 65. - Pressure?00:18:16
- 120/80. - Time?00:18:19
- 3 p.m. - All right, let's start the operation.00:18:21
Just be careful, doctor.00:18:22
Young man, lie down. Everything is fine.00:18:24
- Assistant, forceps? - Yeah.00:18:26
Don't stress, come on, I'll serve it myself. Yep, hold on.00:18:29
Yeah. Scalpel?00:18:31
Wow! Sharp, probably.00:18:32
Young man, can you be quiet? We actually do the operation for you.00:18:36
- Listen, what time will we finish? Yes, a needle in a thread.00:18:40
Listen, doctor, can I do everything myself? There, sew.00:18:42
Just you something so long. I have training there.00:18:44
Okay, let's go!00:18:47
Oops, loophole. Another loop.00:18:51
Ah, mess!00:18:53
Oops, boy, give me the scissors.00:18:55
Yeah thanks, keep it up.00:18:57
Mg, and this is ours... Enter!00:19:02
- Hello, can I? - Of course.00:19:04
Sit down, what are you complaining about?00:19:07
Doctor, I'm here to see you on a delicate matter.00:19:10
Well, I'm listening carefully.00:19:11
Yes, I'm just going to the hospital tomorrow for an examination, that's it.00:19:15
I would like a ward, maybe a better one. (VIP room)00:19:18
Oh honey, you all wish you had a better room, but I can't help it.00:19:22
No, well, I understand, I understand everything, I understand everything. Maybe so?00:19:27
Well, if so, then you can think about your question.00:19:32
Doctor, I beg you, well, what is there to think, well? What is there to think?00:19:35
Just answer and that's it. You don't have to think anything.00:19:38
Oh, you know, yes, the thinking process is on, yes.00:19:42
Let's finish right now, come to some common denominator.00:19:48
To a common denominator, you know, right? Mg.00:19:50
Ah, well, if so, then we should write down your name00:19:54
so as not to forget who we are putting in a better ward.00:19:56
Write down, Ivan Sidorov.00:19:58
By the way, I have a service station nearby, maybe you know? I make cars.00:20:00
Oh, seriously? Look, my car just broke down recently.00:20:04
In all services, this price is called, I'm not ready.00:20:07
In general, I will come to you in the evening?00:20:08
No, well, not in the evening. We have a lot of cars by appointment.00:20:11
Everyone needs it faster. Do you understand?00:20:13
Ah, well, I understand, yes, yes. There are such things. And if so?00:20:18
Well, if so, it is already possible to free up a place for you.00:20:21
Ah... listen, how much does painting cost you?00:20:25
Mm, painting ... Well, there, the price tag in general ...00:20:28
Well, I think there is also a place for painting?00:20:32
For painting? Well, there is a place, but the question is about painting.00:20:35
Where, what to get for painting. It's the whole car.00:20:38
Maybe you still need to install disks?00:20:39
Oh, you know, no. Probably, I will refuse disks.00:20:42
Disks not needed? Okay, I understand, then tonight I'm waiting for you at the service station.00:20:46
- Yes Yes. - Goodbye.00:20:47
- And you, too, get sick to us. - I'm sick, I'm sick. - Recorded.00:20:53
Oops! What are we lying here? Now we will make a couple of injections for you.00:20:57
Oh, doctor, maybe not? Please, well, it's not injection time yet.00:21:01
What, didn't you know? It's me, Kolya.00:21:03
Fuck off, Kolya! How did you get in here?00:21:05
What, don't you see? I dressed up as a doctor and calmly walked in.00:21:08
Nobody even asked questions. - Cool!00:21:10
So did you bring everything I asked for?00:21:12
Of course! Well, you offend me. As he wrote, so he brought.00:21:14
Oh damn beauty! Oh mom!00:21:20
Come on, come on, come on, before nobody comes.00:21:24
You really saved me. This hospital food got me sick, really.00:21:27
Come on, come on, come on, come on!00:21:29
- Come on, faster, faster, faster, faster! - Yummy.00:21:33
What's going on here?00:21:34
Ah... this one, bypassing, bypassing the hospital, here.00:21:37
I'm here to see if everything is ok.00:21:38
Igor Konstantinovich, everything is in order with us!00:21:40
Here, Dr. Petrov brought the pills, here, for me.00:21:43
I know you're fine. I'm your doctor!00:21:45
And you, Petrov, I'm looking for you all over the hospital!00:21:47
March to the operation! A man has arrived.00:21:50
- I? Yes, no legs!00:21:52
For surgery without a leg?!00:21:53
Well, yeah, you're the only doctor on shift. Run to the operating room!00:21:57
Wait, I can't! How is the operation on the leg done?00:22:01
What do you mean you can't? Medical received - so you know how!00:22:04
Well, let's go!00:22:06
Well, tell me, what are you complaining about?00:22:08
Doctor, we have such a problem.00:22:10
Our baby, Ignat. Ignat, come here!00:22:12
Go here! Stop dancing. You've been dancing all day, sit here.00:22:15
Here, sit still.00:22:16
So, he is a very active boy with us, you can’t keep track.00:22:18
In short, he played on the playground, and then he began to hear badly.00:22:21
And so we immediately went to the doctor.00:22:23
- Well, everything is clear now. - Ignat, calm down!00:22:26
- So, Ignat, now I will give an injection. - No need!00:22:28
He's joking, he's joking.00:22:29
Yeah, I see, I see. Well, yes, there is something here. It's clear.00:22:35
- What is it, what is it? - Cherry pit.00:22:37
Wow! Where are you picking it up? I told you, don't pick anything.00:22:40
Oh, nothing, children often do this, do not worry.00:22:42
And you know, doctor, what else? His snot constantly began to flow00:22:45
from one nostril, but from the other does not flow.00:22:47
And breathing badly. We have noticed - immediately to you.00:22:49
So, Ignat... Ignat! We calm down.00:22:52
Head up, everyone. So, sir... Ignat, be quiet.00:22:57
How did he put the Lego in there? Parents.00:22:59
Ah, I told my mother: don't buy legos for him, he's still small.00:23:03
- Well, everything. - All, all, all right, all right.00:23:05
Listen, here he is, it's bad going to the toilet.00:23:08
And we did ultrasound and x-rays here. Can you see what he has there?00:23:10
- Here, please, hold it. Come on, I'm not an expert.00:23:13
Uh! E! Ignat, Ignat, go away! What are you doing?00:23:16
So, son, so quiet! Right now, after the doctor, we'll go to the workshop00:23:20
to make the keys that you lost with your mother. Yeah.00:23:23
- Looks like you found your keys. - What?00:23:25
- And here they are. - Is that how it is? When did you make it?00:23:30
Well, listen, I want to please you, they will be very soon ...00:23:33
Ah, well, that's it, then let's go to the toilet now after the doctor, understand?00:23:36
And you won't get out of there until we get the keys.00:23:38
Well, just in case, I'll prescribe a laxative for you.00:23:40
Why prescribe? Maybe there is now? I'll give it to him right away.00:23:42
No, not now.00:23:43
All right, yes. Go, go, go, play there.00:23:46
- With other children. - All.00:23:48
- All? Thank you, thank you very much. - Goodbye!00:23:51
I ate the keys...00:23:53
Uh, they forgot the flash drive!00:23:55
Listen, doctor, I read on the Internet that I have bubonic plague.00:23:58
Well, it suits all the symptoms. Well, I feel the same way.00:24:00
In short, shaking, shivering, there is no desire.00:24:02
So, first of all, stop. Let's have no fuss.00:24:05
Good good. First, let's take your temperature.00:24:07
Yeah. This is a good idea, because I read on the Internet00:24:09
that if the temperature persists for several days,00:24:11
this may indicate that something is still more serious.00:24:13
And on the forum they wrote that it’s generally better not to joke with this.00:24:15
You can catch an infection and not even know about it.00:24:18
So, young man, let's slow down.00:24:19
In general, it is better to shut up. I will only ask what I need to know as a doctor.00:24:24
- Okay, okay, sorry. - Everyone, give me a thermometer.00:24:26
Wow, so fast. Well, they say, you usually need to measure for 5 minutes, no less.00:24:30
It's electronic! Give it to me.00:24:32
Well, what is there, what is there? High, high? I'm just worried.00:24:34
Aunt said that she had such a thing, then she lay in the hospital for a long time.00:24:36
I even read that such an infection can be transmitted very easily.00:24:39
Moreover, now is the time. Everywhere infections, colds, viruses.00:24:42
So, stop, cross your legs. Now let's check the reflexes.00:24:45
Phew. So.00:24:46
I subtracted, it is necessary on the right leg, because there are more nerves accumulated here.00:24:48
- What?! - Yes, I read about it on the Internet too.00:24:50
- Everyone, shut up a bit. - Oh, yes, yes, everything, check the doctor.00:24:52
By the way, on the site, a man wrote alone that he began to limp after this.00:24:55
I went to the doctor - everything did not help. I had to go to the healer.00:24:58
And he charged him such a sum!00:25:00
I don't have that kind of money, so let's check what I have there.00:25:03
Everything, I seem to understand everything. Calmly.00:25:05
So, now, just a second.00:25:07
Ah, yes, what? Why is this? Actually... you know, no-no-no.00:25:11
- Insert. - Oh, that's different. Everything, I messed up.00:25:14
And what's that? What is this for? Where is this?00:25:15
Put it in your mouth! Mouth expander.00:25:17
And, interestingly, the first time I wear this.00:25:20
Ha, listen, I’m even talking about something uncomfortable.00:25:23
Well, everything seems to have worked. Say something.00:25:27
All right, let's check it out.00:25:30
That e"?00:25:32
Oh, the other leg.00:25:37
Well, you are completely healthy. Do not think to yourself and read the Internet less.00:25:40
Phew, just ruined the leaf because of you.00:25:42
All free, go.00:25:44
Thank you doctor, it didn't even hurt at all.00:25:46
Do you have a trash can here?00:25:47
By the way, they say that garbage bags should be of a different color.00:25:50
- Blue is correct. - Yeah... okay, I'll take that into account.00:25:52
- All, goodbye, yes. - Goodbye.00:25:56
Hello doctor, may I?00:25:57
Of course you can, you came to the doctor, come on in.00:26:00
Thank you.00:26:01
Why are you silent? Tell me.00:26:03
Doctor, understand, I have such a problem:00:26:05
someone bit me there, something jumped out, it itches.00:26:08
Well, you see. Well, in the abdomen, here, in the back.00:26:12
Well, it's okay, don't worry. Now let's all see.00:26:15
Everyone, undress.00:26:20
Here, it's done.00:26:21
Let's undress and stay only in your underwear!00:26:23
How can I see you in a sweater?00:26:24
What, do you have to shoot everything?00:26:26
Of course everything. Here, if you want, you can undress behind the screen.00:26:29
Come on, hurry up, hurry up already.00:26:30
Yes, sorry, I'm just shy.00:26:32
Oh, come on, what did I not see there?00:26:36
Here. Are you kidding me? Down to the panties I said!00:26:40
Now, everything, everything, everything.00:26:42
Here, I'm already here, changed.00:26:44
Come out, lie down on the couch!00:26:48
Come on, on the couch, lie on your stomach.00:26:50
- Well, damn it, I'm just shy. - On the stomach!00:26:54
Well, everything is clear. Wait a minute.00:26:57
Come on, we're all here.00:26:59
- Gentlemen of the interns, come in. - I mean, where, where do we go?00:27:02
Hey doctor, what are you doing?00:27:04
Here is a very interesting case.00:27:06
- Well, damn it, doctor! - In general, spot, come closer.00:27:09
Well, really, it's not funny anymore.00:27:11
Here, you can even touch this cavity right here, yes.00:27:14
Do you feel it? Well, in general, here. Well, let's tell you what it is.00:27:17
Boys!00:27:19
Stunned, and guess what's here!00:27:23
- I dont know. - Washed things?00:27:25
Guys, no, my parents came to visit me and brought so many sweets!00:27:30
- Opa! - You're just...00:27:32
Damn, lucky! They haven't visited me for a week now.00:27:35
- Op! - Oh, will you share?00:27:36
Listen, really, but can you share?00:27:38
Of course, brothers, who cares?00:27:40
Can I have a darling!00:27:41
And I have cola! I haven't drunk it in a week.00:27:43
- Milka? Hold on. - Cool!00:27:45
What chips do you like more?00:27:46
- Me with salt. - Take it! - Thanks!00:27:49
Let's have 2 chocolates! Hold.00:27:51
- Oh thanks! - Cool!00:27:53
My parents never came to see me. I don't know where they are.00:27:55
- Do you want some chips? - Yeah, let's get these.00:27:57
So, this is ... You want to drink, you say that.00:28:00
I already want!00:28:01
Yes, take it. For friends, nothing is a pity. Fanta?00:28:05
Thank you!00:28:06
- Guys, and still there is an oreo. - Oh thanks!00:28:10
Hello mom. Listen, thanks for the food, it's very tasty,00:28:13
only we've already eaten everything with the guys.00:28:16
Damn, are you coming tonight? Wow!00:28:19
Everyone, mom, come on, bye!00:28:21
Cool!00:28:22
That was the guy, not greedy at all!00:28:24
He had big parents there.00:28:26
Damn, I didn't get that one. You're lucky.00:28:28
Seryoga, why are you sitting there? It's been 2 hours already, go sign up.00:28:31
Ah, yes, exactly. Everyone, go.00:28:32
Yes, kapets, she said that they were already closed.00:28:34
Yes, you mean? Now exactly 11.00:28:36
Yeah, go and try to prove it to this woman yourself.00:28:39
Oh typical hospital!00:28:41
Phew, no, but we had a cool conversation, we remembered so many types!00:28:45
Guys, like if you recognize yourself!00:28:48
In any case, there was something about you.00:28:50
Thanks for watching to the end!00:28:52
Well, I was with you, my name is Vlad A4!00:28:54
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