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The saying is becoming more and more popular
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among employees of the Kiev prosecutor's office, the
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eye is the diamond,
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lately the case of diamond
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prosecutors has been gaining momentum again, and so
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the story of one search in the fight against tea coffee for a
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new position,
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well, for now, think about it, I need the telephone
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conversation to be over, well, you say 20
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acres on the seashore,
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why? so expensive the princely palace
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listen well come on 2 duo we buy we buy
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where we stopped the anti-
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corruption department then you have the right to a
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lawyer
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I want you like melancholy xebec they started well
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cheerfully
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and now you just react somehow strangely
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usually when we run in people start in a
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panic, there is money, there are documents, and you somehow
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I ate right to the point of heartburn, you know
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guys, we've been following you for a year, we
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have an operational
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record, please, science, and tell me
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how much I need to pay to close the case
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against her Trukhanov, yes, it will be this forever
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under a taxi,
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keep it thousand dollars why do you look like that, yes it’s
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cheap,
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but it was a cool thing, you know guys, that’s
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when I took 15 million at the rate of 8, and
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this was now you confirm the
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fact of a bribe, of course, this is still a record
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that no one broke, so guys,
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don’t write out the bulletin from the
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prosecutor’s office, what?
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what song what prosecutor's office now just
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one second guys
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wife calling will search
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spray yes what you need hryvnia
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and where are you at home and then go up to the
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fifth floor and only three floors let them
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listen and where
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and in the apartment wait in what city
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and district and this is that house in which we
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bought all the apartments I realized I listened to the end of what
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you see in front of you is my golden statue,
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well, this is in every apartment that there’s also a
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helipad I understood everything, I got my bearings,
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now you’re walking along the
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corridor, there will be a golden room and
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then you’ll pass through the brick mentor on you, too, you
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’ll pass there, there will be a storage room this money
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this is for the fireplace these are marked near the gut
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yes-yes-yes-yes-yes the code is the date of my first
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bribe, well,
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guys, successes are successes,
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so we counted three million
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hryvnia here exactly,
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thanks guys for counting, we
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can’t get around to
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serving and will help more count this bag of
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rubles, why do you need Russian
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rubles, that prosecutors aren’t people,
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what do you think, you haven’t been going for a hundred years, we gave you
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marked bills, where is this pack,
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luck, somewhere, the prices on the table are propped up,
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she’s staggering with news, there’s no money in the budget,
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well, you bribe taker and you think the
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government has no right to eat write in the forest without
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oak in the oak hollow and tuple chest tango
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chests duck vodka check in the hare egg
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is incriminating evidence on me
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we are in front of this case here is what Pechersk
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brother
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Shevchenko matchmaker Abbas background kuku
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Ukraine many regions so for example
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Chernigovskaya I don’t like sleeping people
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to negotiate, but I’ll have to, here
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she is, okay, what are these guys, not for
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you, this is for bail in
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4 suitcases, yes, they promised me that they
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would arrest me four times,
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let me go four times, and we’ll make sure
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that they won’t let you go
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because there should be in the country law and
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order is important, right, I'm also for
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order, hello, oh, I, I, I'll
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come back later, let alone what to say, this is the
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anti-corruption department, there's
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some kind of operation here, what they wanted, I wanted
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money to close the case, what kind of case,
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otherwise the court will take the money, I'll take the case, or I'll
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close it yes, and then there will be a mess
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and we need order, right guys, no,
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I didn’t bother you, so don’t
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bother me, please, what’s a more serious matter than
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Vasilyev, everything’s fine, you’ll see, everything’s fine, well, let’s
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continue, not only do we
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cover up for bribe-takers and criminals, well,
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tell us, she hit a pedestrian,
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well what was he for this, scolded him, poured him out
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on the first day, let him
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go, he lived, what is not his fault, how did he
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let him go, how can he not be avoided, but what is the person’s
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fault if he was just crossing the road
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? the rug tan ta tan ta tan tan tan tan
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ta ta
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tara tara tata gave Dima and the question is, what's in the
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black box,
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it's nothing there, stolen dollars, the
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final answer is yes, you support it,
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very interesting, but that's enough, say
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enough, so as not to carry it today, well, let's
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agree let's subtract that you wanted to become a
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policeman in childhood, it's not yours, it won't work out, but you
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span of there, congratulations, tomorrow you have your
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first flight from Baikonur at 8 am, what are
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you offering money about for being
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quick-witted, here's also a bonus, well, that's
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how much is here, well, somewhere around 140 150 years
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of yours monthly salaries guys, how much is
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this a bribe
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no this is not a bribe this is another life
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don’t you understand he’s on the run to Pilat
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well if this is not a test I will never forgive you for this
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collect your money from this
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act honesty should be encouraged come on let
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me I’ll write you a
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watering letter now, write how much they took, whoever
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they were given during their service, and I took
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bribes in the amount of 100,000 to 200 somewhere
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please thank you, you are transferring
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for a long time 000,000 you’re mocking
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us again, I
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’ll have to travel with us a little, unfortunately I
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can’t why I don’t want to, please
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look at this
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certificate stating that I’m currently having a
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heart attack, here’s this, I’m currently undergoing
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rehabilitation and this is confirmation from
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foreign specialists,
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well, you can’t get away like that, we just
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found some pebbles in your office, here are some pebbles,
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please, we’ve just counted the money for three months
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it is necessary and also your son hit a man
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you were arrested Yanochka code 112 one
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second
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hello Ivan Grigorievich hello
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dear thank you very much
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for saving our pensions you
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know the pensions for 15 years of the entire region
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God bless you health happiness family well-being
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I’m not going here of course until goodbye to
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his Grigorievich of our Omsk,
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hello and thank you, thank you for
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saving our kamus,
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these are your diamonds, but what kind of diamonds
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are the tears of the entire Jewish people, I
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can stay, which your son knocked down at the
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crossroads, how you helped me, where
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the salaries are announced, I went and then more than once and
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I congratulate the vertebra in the resolution 6 Well, what do
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you say, do you think we won’t find justice for you, I do
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n’t think we’ll go to some and a
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rose bottle
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and
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insects 7 the
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bag
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was filled, he
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walked
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and the
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show
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on the website minutes of
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the man is visible and we are the kindest thing in the
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world
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yet

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