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Ватный хит-парад
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10 место: мухи оккупировали челябинскую деревню
1:49
9 место: мэр-жулик стал героем РФ
2:47
8 место: 3% скидки на заботу
4:04
7 место: РПЦ освятила памятник Сталину
5:47
6 место: о чём Путин умолял Лукашенко
7:40
5 место: Кадыров угрожает НАТО
9:03
4 место: как скукожился рубль
10:41
Бронзовый лапоть: надувной храм-2023
13:09
Серебряный лапоть: Талызина рассказала о трусах и скрепах
15:35
Золотой лапоть: Путин уронил Луну
18:45
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[music]
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Hello friends, Julia here And this is a cotton
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hit parade, today I’ll tell you about the week
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of shame for Putin, because the strong Mission
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to the Moon failed miserably; scandals in the
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Russian Orthodox Church over the lighting of the monument to Stalin and
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threats to NATO from Kadyrov; from all this
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propaganda game we let's choose
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Bronze Silver and gold So
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off we go
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[music]
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Apocalypse of the Chelyabinsk region where flies
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have taken over several villages the local
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poultry farm didn't care about all
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environmental standards and the residents together
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dump waste into the fields and they
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rot there quietly attracting and
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breeding insects we are closer to
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the village of Derbishevo on the spot where
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poultry farm production waste is stored, in other words, chicken droppings
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How the summer began
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Well, a very good indicator of degradation and
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decay of the relationship between societies and the
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authorities, I think the inhabitants of the region are massively
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going to war and churches and the Obliques, as they
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themselves say, but here the authorities didn’t give a
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damn about their relatives who are
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now live with flies, from here
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there are fields where trees burn out not from
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fires and this is where the flies actually come from.
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By the way,
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the aromas are here Of course I will say
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[music]
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ninth place the
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mayor of the city Bolshoy Kamen, wanted for fraud,
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fled to the war And now he has been presented
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with the Order of Courage himself a now popular
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state award in the Russian Federation, the swindler mayor
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Rustam Abushaev supposedly not only
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cleared mines and obtained unnamed
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models of NATO weapons, but almost
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on his own hump pulled out the
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wounded and the bodies of the dead from the front line. And
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Bushaev is just Sports 54 million
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rubles on land fraud but now he is a
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hero,
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dear friends, letters have arrived,
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parcels have arrived from our administration. It’s very
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nice to receive them. Here, too,
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open some letters to read from our guys from the
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big stone who came, I don’t even
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know who wrote. Now there are battles,
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hear explosions, all this we worthily
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defend Russian honor weapons
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eighth place
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woke up with the September elections and
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issued discount cards care But not
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for all segments of the population only for the
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most interesting for the government for
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relatives and participants in the special operation the
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first happy owners of a freebie
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of 3 percent were residents of
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Khanty-Mansiysk it gives the right to
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receive with a significant discount starting from
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three percent and higher for
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food for things for children's goods for
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household goods for various services
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the discount there was clearly chosen not by chance at
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three percent of the Khanty-Mansiysk United
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Russia could well have been inspired by a
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lover of other cards not elected
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president of the union state is it you
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Sasha 3 percent have already written in Malta
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socks board goods are going to glue
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sticker care Will
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products with expired
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dates be carefully selected, we still have to find out
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[music]
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Pskov region
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Christ is Risen St.
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George ribbons mixed in the crowd
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with the images of Jesus and the bloody dictator the
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anthem of the anti-religious USSR with the prayers of the
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paranoid dictator who destroyed
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Millions of people for just like that they illuminate
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the name of the martyr Christ, even this priest
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agreed there were repressions, but he found a
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spoonful of honey in this for himself, to be honest.
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Yes, the church suffered
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during the reign of
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Joseph Visanovich, but thanks to this,
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we now have many new Russian martyrs and
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confessors whom we are
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now praying for and who they also help us
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in the matter of the Revival of our Motherland, a
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secret event was illuminated by its
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presence and the actress was a putist nut
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The dictator shot her grandfather But why does she need
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that grandfather He’s just Criminal and
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useless rot for the
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subject of necessity, the most
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thankless job, like an experienced surgeon,
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he cut off useless members from the power of Russia,
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so he wrote Metropolitan about Tsar Ion the Terrible,
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but the same can and should be said about
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Stalin
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[music]
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6th place Kremlin kept woman Lukashenko
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burst into a loud interview with another so-
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called journalist of the closed
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TV channel Putin’s godfather Diana Panchenko
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dear viewers Take the children away from the screens, an
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action-packed drama is playing out in front of you,
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dictators are also crying
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Veronica Castro
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and Rogelio Gera
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[music]
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in the film The Rich Also Cry
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testimony finally took from the card
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to poke it with a stick even
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diagnosed the owner that Putin has not
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gone crazy, this is
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according to Lukashenko The Kremlin killer
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starting the war just wanted Ukraine
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not to create problems and at the same time not
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intending not to subjugate her, not to enslave her,
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but to the war he said so, he didn’t know, but Putin
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asked to cover him just in case
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something happens.
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What can happen? Well, anything can happen.
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You cover me, please. Well, finally
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it happened and the recognition of Russian troops of
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such Why did
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Russian troops cross the border of
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Belarus into Ukraine
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in the Chernobyl region?
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Ask Zelensky. I’ll remind you that in the fall
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Pavel And lied like three years ago. And he
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publicly gave his word that this would
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never happen. Let’s remember. You
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can now repeat that the
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Russians will not come to us from the territory of Belarus. they will never come
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Thank you, especially with weapons
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I am Dmitry border guard
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5th place Kadyrov threatens NATO the
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minor son of Don in the elevator
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under the supervision of senior tiktokers beat a
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prisoner in a pre-trial detention center for the
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second time when arson The Koran of the
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arrested student was magically
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transferred from Volgograd
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where he was visited with fists by the son of the
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main feudal lord of Chechnya
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when we saw the feeling of the most before we
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understand we live in the state
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and in this case there are religious
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feelings traditions customs Kadyrov’s
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hangers-on convince a 15-year-old
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hell of a whole man beat a powerless
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prisoner in a pre-trial detention center and don don who is
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so swollen with greatness that soon he
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will no longer fit into the frame promise to
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punish the NATO countries as soon as
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they deal with the imaginary Satanists in
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Ukraine Because, like any Miss World,
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he worries about billions of hungry children all over
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the world
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when we have starvation in the world
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[music]
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4th place is occupied by wooden
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Russian currency place and of course
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much further Well, as you know, the ruble, as you
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know, has no exchange rate, there is only a path
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of depreciation this week. The Russian
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currency continued its rapid
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use, the dollar exchange rate reached the
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psychological mark of 100 rubles,
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traded at 110 dollars, in this
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case,
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the dollar, as you know, is
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strengthening. Therefore, it is necessary to recalculate
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36 percent, even Soloviev was not tired in
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itself, it’s understandable who wants to receive a
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salary with a carload of pieces of paper worth the value of a
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toilet roll, but it doesn’t explain why the
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hell the exchange rate is jumping so much that an hour
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abroad is now laughing at us, but the
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great canonists in Russia have not disappeared. This is
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who is ready to save the desperate situation of the
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Russian currency
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Your monopoly
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is over We We propose
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to organize a stock exchange in Krasnodar, we have
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excellent infrastructure, a wonderful
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climate, there is enough of everything And the main sea is
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nearby, and Putin’s troops
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will help you promote all absolutely positive things on the stock exchange,
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but we are breaking into our top, dear
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viewers If you have watched this
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far, Like And we continue
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[music]
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third place bronze Lapot gets an
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exhibition of no analogues army 2023 are actively
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trying to pretend that the Russian army does
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not look like a laughing stock to the whole world
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for a year and a half now, and
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this is my ref showing military innovations
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that need to be put in bold quotes
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armor mobile chisel with a cannon from the 60s of the
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last century, a Malevu howitzer with a
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cannon from the 80s Well, and their most important
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weapon, of course, is Vera, because as you
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know, they are Russian. Well, as you know,
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God is with them, and we present to your attention a
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rubber inflatable
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product number three, a mobile temple
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[ music] they
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simply stuck an ordinary tent on the
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car, on the tent they stuck icons with
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the inscription Call for the Faith and the Fatherland, the
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chapel in the unfolded state can
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accommodate a whole platoon, they say, and the
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availability of amenities is also especially noted: two
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sleeping places and a dry closet, they showed me a
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door with the letters
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I asked this for daml for the gentlemen,
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they told me we have everything in common,
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I didn’t believe it. But it actually was
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like that,
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vultures from the series of early Pakistan and
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other Myanmar flew to the army forum for cheap
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scrap metal. But it turned out that the
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Russian Federation has nothing special to brag about; weapons are not enough themselves
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because of what they are forced to beg for
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Soviet-style ammunition, even from
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North Korea, but their missiles are delivered
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to the front no longer from warehouses, but simply from
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conveyor belts. For participants and guests of the forum,
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representatives of delegations from many
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countries are waiting for interesting, rich
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programs,
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second place and the silver Lapota
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goes to the strong actress Valentina
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Talyzina, who is probably
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our parents remember well, but we also remember a little, she
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gave an extensive interview in which she
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expressed her indignation at the open Russophobia of
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Ukraine, why would it be interesting, she
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boom-boom,
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I don’t understand in Ukrainian, you know the Russian language,
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the pain is more again in Ukrainian Well, you know, well, I don’t
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understand, although In general, you can
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understand, well, a bucket of [ __ ]. A
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Soviet actress who seems to be already
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falling into insanity. What are her favorites of the
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president?
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small, he needed a sexy
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actress, there
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was no sexy actress in Russia.
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All because Bavaria was bought up and
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announced no prizes for this. Since then,
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100 thousand million years have passed.
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Talyzina does not get tired of pouring
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slop on her colleague and again the Polish
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actress remembered all her dark affairs against
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honest Soviet women and transported
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bras,
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then panties, then these same
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elastic bands that are here in
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piles and one Assistant I don’t remember what
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her name was, it was all sold in Mosfilm
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there in this very thing I didn’t buy for some reason, I do
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n’t know why in principle
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But I know why Lyzina has become apparently cuter
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there were Soviet trousers, parachutes with
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catfish, which the French made fun of at the
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exhibition in the 60s of the past,
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so there was nothing to sell here,
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my Polish underwear, paintings, buy
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Russian artists, with the
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money for all this, I sold it, and then
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I went to a consignment store
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and bought paintings by
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Russian artists.
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[music]
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first place
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golden Lapot goes to our regular
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favorite Putin, who launched the
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electric train but dropped the lunar mission
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trembling Biden bite elbows pasta Ravi
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Scholz's hair great geo strategist
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launched the electric train in the Moscow region live
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broadcast was conducted to all honest people
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Elon Musk did not launch his Falcon
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ready for the first time start moving along the
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route MCD-3 Ramenskoye Zelenograd
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Permission to start movement
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accepted
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specialists
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landing of the rover curiosity on the red
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planet was successful
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[applause]
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unlike us, he was pinching something,
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sweating, fussing was very
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excited behind his left shoulder in the video there was
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something whistling and a fart hissed but it seemed
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like it was going
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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let's go
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The dictator, inspired by such a major
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victory over the rails, went to lie to his
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propagandists about a high-speed train to the
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occupied territories, as I
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remember he promised one, either in Kazan or in
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Yekaterinburg, they are already building it, they say for 15 years, no
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way will build and now
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they have promised happiness to Minsk and Adler, and even to the LPR
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and DPR. Listen, don’t fall for the lie
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with Budanov, the main thing is don’t say 80
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percent of the country’s citizens
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are learning how to
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better
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improve their capabilities in
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terms of transport services
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and quality And most importantly,
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time movement,
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but before Putin had time to somehow launch
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this train, another disgrace crept up unnoticed. The
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lunar mission turned out to be a
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complete failure. Roscosmos carried out a
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special operation to cut money and launched the
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Luna 25 mission for the remainder, which, as it
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became known today, negatively
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landed on the lunar surface from the
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creators of the goodwill gesture Claps and a
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negative fall Roscosmos, with
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a lot of people, reported that the device switched to a non-
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designed Orbit and ceased to
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exist as a result of a collision
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with the moon. Well, all attempts to launch a
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rocket there were also canceled when they themselves made the
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rocket. It goes on for about a
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kilometer, it just stops, and
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what happens to it?
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[music]
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of course don't forget to like
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[music]

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00:00 Ватный хит-парад 00:37 10 место: мухи оккупировали челябинскую деревню 01:49 9 место: мэр-жулик стал героем РФ 02:47 8 место: 3% скидки на заботу 04:04 7 место: РПЦ освятила памятник Сталину 05:47 6 место: о чём Путин умолял Лукашенко 07:40 5 место: Кадыров угрожает НАТО 09:03 4 место: как скукожился рубль 10:41 Бронзовый лапоть: надувной храм-2023 13:09 Серебряный лапоть: Талызина рассказала о трусах и скрепах 15:35 Золотой лапоть: Путин уронил Луну 18:45 Спасибо за внимание и подписку! Наш новый канал на белорусском и украинском: ​⁠​⁠@nextaplus Главные события недели в проекте "Посреди" на: @nexta_tv Поддержать нашу работу: https://nexta.tv/support Прислать нам информацию: [email protected] Telegram: https://t.me/nexta_live

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