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rdy

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[applause]

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dadada like at a biathlon Well, guys,

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let's bring me a sword I'll

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swallow it now, why is KVN supposed to be joking here?

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No, it's a fly when Alexander Vasilyevich

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sits on the jury, this is no longer KVN, but a Minute of

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Fame,

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some kind of

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joke

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Azamat needs to joke here about this,

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why are you showing this? You

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just came out of there. What are you doing?

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No, this is a hashtag: sports, Olympics, youth.

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What kind of youth, what kind of youth, did you see your

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face in the mirror? What’s wrong with

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him? Yes, your face is like your grandfather’s

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heel, good KVN I will leave this

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without attention This cannot be ignored

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this must be urgently steamed and

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rubbed with pumice stones okay this is not the time to be offended

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Dorokhov But we have everything ready for the topic of sports look

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look what kind of stick we have

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look look what kind of puck this

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curling stone ate for itself ready Azamat

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is left Olympics that you don't finish until the end The

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Olympics are left in

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the hearts of each of us let's

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announce

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friends in Sochi

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people from all over the world came to watch the Olympics And who will

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go to it from Kamyzyak was decided by a blind

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lot So the mayor of Kamyzyak is returning from

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the Olympics Azama is going takhirovich Maka is

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light without you but there is no happiness in life poison

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raspberry

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atavi okay okay Okay well

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done, you know that I

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love Derzhavin Well of course He

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comes to us every year on City Day And what is he

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Cheerful

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cheap Okay for this for you Wow Thank you

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What a Thank you return to tomorrow Sochi at 2:00

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pm snowboard rental imagine

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Igor drunkenly took it with him and took it with him oh

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Igor I say, what

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should I tell you guys about the Olympics no don’t don’t tell

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Tell Tell Tell Tell

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Tell In general, the

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Olympics, the Olympics were just super, everything

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went at the highest level of the road like

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mirror here Remember the mirror there is one road that is

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so smooth it goes and goes and

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ends abruptly like that Well, what if

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we don’t have a springboard called there so planned

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And yes, when the road

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ends, it means you

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have arrived home. Let’s not talk while you go out

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quietly to Sochi. Well and how they are greeted there oh they are greeted

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beautifully Quiche heavenly

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hotels in every room there is carpet carpet

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And what kind of

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medicine is this this is not a medicine this is such a

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hairy

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linoleum ZT Takhirovich they show us on

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TV everything there is so

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beautiful and you honestly tell us they had time to

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finish the Olympics no they

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had time I even managed to tell you that God

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created the earth in 7 days, apparently

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the same one helped build the Olympics

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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contractor Well

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[music]

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guys, in short, I have two news for you,

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good and bad the good one we are going into the

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season and the bad one decides

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[music]

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jury So Dear jury Please make

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sure that we bring at

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least two good news

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[music]

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[applause] to Kamyzyak

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Sergey

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[music]

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gormash Afanasy Fet Jacques

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Chirac author of the idea just name names and the

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surname Denis Dorokhov

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Kamyzyak is the cradle of civilization, she sleeps

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here for so long and so soundly that no

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one has ever been able to wake her up. Years passed and Kamyzyak from an

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unknown town in the south of the USSR in

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1991 turned into an

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unknown town in the south of the Russian

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Federation, the population of Kamyzyak is 15,000 -

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this approximately about 200 dollars

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Kamyzyak is a very tolerant city, only

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here Eid al-Fitr falls on Palm

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Sunday Kamyzyak says

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no to drugs and no to 80 gasoline, but Kamyzyak is

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such a friendly city that it

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brought out the good stuff hanging on the exit from the

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city that’s how it is

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[music]

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[applause ]

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Kamyzyak

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Mouton if in something you are not a

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champion cheat zloty

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slow

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down slow down What is the new season gold ringing

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for me too Found and what are you singing

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Hello What happened Not What

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happened Have you seen who we are

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playing with there are only young teams there they

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will tear us to smithereens Bud Zdorov,

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you want to play with him, yeah Well, let’s chip in, we’ll

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do nothing. Maybe there’s nothing

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serious, I’m telling you again, there’s one

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team there’s youth, we’re called

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Pugacheva, to play with youth.

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There’s also Omsk residents. Be

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healthy, you yourself with such jokes. Play.

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I understand, so stand still I’m for swearing, you know what 5

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years ago We were also scared to follow

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you, but we went and now you yourself are

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afraid, coward, let’s go, the boys of the roads, it’s

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even more scary to follow

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you [laughter] and I don’t understand the three of you standing there in

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silence, you’re not interested in anything at all

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and we don’t care that we should worry, we

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read the script, he agrees at the end

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and we go into the

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season or call the KVN police, there

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was a murder of

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intrigue by an honest

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[music]

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actor Well, we miss you [

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applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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Well, let's start, friends This is how the

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most ordinary Russians see the RBC TV channel.

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Hello, on the air of RBC, business was growing

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and something else, some kind of

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word, today in the studio the presenter, I’m like the

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smartest and Today our guest is

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an Expert with a last name that looks like some kind of

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disease or something something there Berg

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Hello Hello Well, I immediately

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want to say that blablabla euro

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blablabla dollar bla oil and all this

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affects the prices of bread in the store

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Wait, I think you’ll get used to it a little Let’s

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look at the graph where the

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yellow circle is divided into three triangles,

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one of them is red 27% Well, let's not

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forget about another graph,

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this one, where there are three blue bars, one a little

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lower, are they interconnected or not,

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just yesterday on some Chinese or something

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exchange, some kind of garbage

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collapsed very badly,

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it affected some other [ __ ] This,

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by the way, can greatly

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reduce the overall butt in the country Oh, well,

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now you are talking very beautifully now.

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In fact, we just recently

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watched a report where some

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black man poked his finger in the frecks. I’m just

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speaking very beautifully between prom, I’m in the air,

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you’re taking very important crap

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Listen, I graduated in London from something

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like Moscow State University And the most important thing I want

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to say is that in Khabarovsk P3 St.

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Petersburg plus that and Spartak

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lost to Ankara again

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Well, well thanks for the detailed analysis

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It was Rosbusiness and something else- then some

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word

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yang winds

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on

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[music]

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on our television in reports about

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fires for some reason these are the people who are the first to be interviewed let’s

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go

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Hello tell me what

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happened here I don’t

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know we were just sitting Celebrating a

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birthday Then some people we were

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pulled out of this apartment through the window No, I’m from the

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village of Ottoman in the Stavropol

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Territory, I have a strawberry house there, 30 bushes, the

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Gigantella variety of Chinese apple trees really doesn’t

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bear fruit for 3 years, ecology, what do you know,

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actually, I asked in vain What are you doing

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in Moscow Just after the crisis of

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1998, I temporarily unemployed And

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here are some options and charges yes Tell me

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what with him he needs help Yes no he’s

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just tired he was carrying a gift Oh and that they

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gave him a gas cylinder Yes let’s run, let’s run

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what kind of man

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[applause]

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la Kamyzyak believes in Success more than anyone

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because he absolutely recently, our mayor,

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without saying anything to anyone, went to Moscow to see the

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president. So, the long-awaited Return.

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It’s

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coming

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[music]

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and no, no, this package is

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flying, and

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there it is coming. Putin’s receptionist,

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when he saw this sign, the

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President of the Russian Federation and that he

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received you normally, received me, he

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confused me with Sobyanin

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[applause]

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and why did you even go to Putin with an

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anti-crisis idea, he suggested to the president

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to set the time back 4 months and

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buy a dollar there in September 36

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rubles each, this is nonsense Oh, you’re sober, everyone

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here is smart, it’s good, he also realized that I’m not

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Sobyanin And then I sat for the second time right on

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top of the first with

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sound, and he knows, he’s a real person, he

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came up so fatherly, he pressed his foot on the

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carpet and said, “What are you doing?” there you are doing in

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your place in Kamyzyak And I plucked up courage and

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lost consciousness and then I woke up, we were driving with him in the

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car around Moscow He told me

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Look out the window, remember when you come to

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your place you will make Kamyzyak look like Moscow,

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how you look like Serg Semyonovich

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and got up and went to to my office in which

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office there is at the end of

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the car and I caught a taxi in this car and

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went to the airport which is at the beginning of the

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car you know the car is so interesting there are

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no traffic jams inside but there are

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traffic jams outside And then I woke up

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so it was like a dream that I don’t know I don’t

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know So let's sit and think about how to

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make Kamyzyak look like Moscow. And what is

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there in Moscow on all fronts of the breakthrough, this is

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Moscow, you

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know, everything glitters, sparkles bridges

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over the river, it’s true that I saw one homeless person, oh what a

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coincidence, a homeless person is there, we have

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all the metro there, and what is this?

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you know this when people are underground this is oh

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here too People underground over there on the

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outskirts of the city listen to the end People

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move underground But we

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don’t have that, we have

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static But here you are talking

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like Sergei Sobyanin In general he has been

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the mayor of Moscow for a long time Well, in September there were elections,

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so Guys, what are

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elections, how can you explain elections, elections, in

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short, you know, pies with rice,

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so

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guys, there’s something I didn’t understand, first there were

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pies with rice, then Sobyanin became mayor,

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why didn’t we have them then? pies

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right away you don’t want to answer

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T the

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question is all in general tomorrow means

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Come to work all together And I don’t

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believe that it will work out Make Kamyzyak

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look like Moscow because you are

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pessimists pessimists And I believe I believe

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that if Each of us takes in hands nail

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puller brush expanded clay now it’s

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not clear yes In what condition

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Kamyzyak glue and we will all go out on the

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city street at least do something for

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our city our city will become beautiful you understand

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no Let’s

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get up early tomorrow morning at about 11 and do

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a good job Let’s

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do the Truth Tomorrow they promised rain

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Well, God knows we

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[applause] [music]

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[applause] [

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music] [

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applause] [ music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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wanted

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friends friends You know we

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believe in Success more than anyone, judge for yourself

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Denis Dorokhov education lawyer in the

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field of Civil Law Slavka we have

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a machine chemical production equipment

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graduated from Rinat Mukhambayev graduated from

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the development of the exploitation of oil and

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gas fields Sashka we have a

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mechanical engineer for ship power

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plants lawyer in the field of Criminal Law

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I graduated from the comprehensive use of

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protective water resources of the planet Earth and

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all of us we play KVN on Channel One and

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all this thanks to the engineer of the Moscow

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Institute of Engineers

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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transport presenter of the First Annual

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National Award events of the year

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Vyacheslav

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Well, we have come to the most important

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nomination of our award, miracle of the year and in the

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category miracle of the year presented

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feature film 50 shades of gray

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director Sam Taylor

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[music]

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Johnson musical homework

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you have to believe in miracles directors

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[music]

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Kamyzyaki and announce the winner we

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give the right to Du's deputy actress

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Ekaterina Strizhenova Ekaterina

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Let me come down to you, you're just

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very beautiful Me too very beautiful and

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you and I could get very

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beautiful shots Applause dear

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friends Ekaterina please open

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the envelope and announce

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[applause] the

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winner musical homework

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Kamyzyaki

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Thank you Thank you

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friends Thank you very much this is so

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[music]

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unexpected Thank you very much this is so

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unexpected You'll excuse us came out in what they

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were. Thank you very much to the members of the jury

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Thank you, this is such a bold decision on your part

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to present the award like this without even

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watching our musical

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homework. Thank you very much to our

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parents, Lord God Alexander

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Vasilyevich, the sequence is a little wrong

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because the person

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is worried So friends, according to the tradition of our

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award Let's see the best moments of the

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winner's work [music] Well, friends, the legendary

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musical homework of the

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Kama region's HF team must believe in miracles,

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participants in all kinds of castings believe in miracles most of all

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So, casting for the

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Voice program

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Hello, listen to us, the casting

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is over,

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goodbye, the casting is over, you

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hear didn’t stop

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right that you don’t understand we’ve already

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recruited people here are the lists And now you

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listen to us one from this list and Us going

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there it’s show business here everything is

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through I’m leaving

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[music] has

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already started alone I started living separately

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very

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early In the dorm with my

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wife, a young

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wife, but sometimes I’m very drawn to the

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moment when we have a problem with water with

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hot water,

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we’ll wash ourselves at the

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parents of the private sector residents, come on, let’s get out of here, what’s

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wrong, are you out of

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your mind, this is

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the holy one, what that Pavlish

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Vili Get out, Okay, another song about

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school, look at them, and there was a scandal at

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school, the

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Geographer forgot to close, come on

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[applause] shut up, do

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you even understand where you

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came from? This is the best music show of

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recent years, it is hosted by the most

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popular presenter, Dmitry Nagiyev.

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By the way, I’ve long wanted to ask, why is he

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filming on all channels? Is he

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saving up for a rocket? It’s none of your

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business, it’s none of your business. What is he saving up for? You

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generally know the principle of transfer, of course. The

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main thing is to turn around for the sake of

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the experiment. Let’s op Agutin immediately

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turn around, then press on pity. I walked

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from the kamyzyak to you here, under the snowfall,

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a dog was chasing me and she bit my legs

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and I’m standing bitten and I’m singing back to you yu yu

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yu Gradsky Turn around like a brother like that Come on,

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get out of here from here

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[music]

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friends When you listen to Russian chanson, you get the

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impression that prison is the

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most wonderful place on

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Earth, talented, educated people who love their

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mother So in the Kamyzyak

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prison, well, come on, everyone quickly stood up at

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attention What happened, boss I'll

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tell you now what happened You

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drink it Mash the cell for yourself, give me your

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cap, answer me one

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single question You are guards and

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Iodo say you nali

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idiot escaped prisoner And that’s why

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we have only one portion of food

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left,

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shut up, not only did He run away, he

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disgraced us all over the country, He

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wrote a song about it where he told everything in detail. What kind of

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song is this? Please

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listen to me. I ran away from the joint. This is about

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ours, he sings there in the guards it

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was not difficult for me, guys, to mix this up about you.

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I even came back for a mug and

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exercises,

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and the man escaped from prison, came back for a

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mug, exercises and ran away again, where

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were Mukhambayev, that immediately Mukhambayev, I

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didn’t do anything at all, I know And

00:22:21

Mukhambayev, as always, did nothing at all didn’t

00:22:26

do

00:22:28

mukhambays, you’ve been working with us for 2 years already.

00:22:30

When will you officially get a job? It’s a

00:22:32

shame

00:22:42

for me to be a cop, what are you doing then? You come here so you don’t have to sit at home with your child. Shut up, commander. Will they sing about me or

00:22:44

can I go home? no Kunin, stop and

00:22:46

listen, gasp Kunin, s didn’t even

00:22:50

shoot the tower

00:22:52

archa vsh

00:22:56

progra once said not to play

00:22:58

cards with prisoners said I

00:23:01

told you this when my apartments and

00:23:02

cars were your apartments and

00:23:04

cars comrade commander Where did you even

00:23:06

find this song Remember I

00:23:08

went to the Kremlin for a concert on Police Day Well, he

00:23:12

sang this song there, I know what needs to be done, I need to

00:23:15

contact my Moscow colleagues,

00:23:17

announce the interception plan and bug him. There’s

00:23:19

no need, no need, what should

00:23:22

I do then? Listen to the Russian chanson until the end.

00:23:24

Come see me at the Moscow Bratva ard

00:23:28

Nikit for 27, apartment

00:23:32

42 to Moscow Hurray

00:23:38

[music]

00:23:52

business trip dear

00:23:54

friends my mother my

00:24:01

has a clear position in this world no matter how

00:24:03

funny it may sound Kamyzyak is also

00:24:05

Russia Therefore, accordingly, we also

00:24:07

have our own position in this world

00:24:08

Kamyzyak diplomacy represents the

00:24:11

song an appeal to one very

00:24:13

famous

00:24:14

little man, why are you Obama You're being impertinent from

00:24:18

Washington, you're shouting something there.

00:24:22

Come, let's go to Kamyzyak and we'll discuss with you what and how we'll go in

00:24:25

a crowd for a gas station. You'll talk to

00:24:29

Mukha one on one. Barack bro, no

00:24:33

risk, he's the only one who knows

00:24:36

English and let the French clamp down on the

00:24:39

Mistrals for gas. Bulgarians. give back and no matter

00:24:42

how much sanctions are put forward, respect

00:24:46

Russia will not stop you, be careful,

00:24:49

brother, otherwise your dogs will be faithful to you

00:24:53

when we complete the South

00:24:55

Stream, we will show our powerful torch, we have

00:24:59

pushed gas into Europe by force, we will distribute

00:25:03

it to the

00:25:05

boys of Turkey, they will say thank you for

00:25:09

pouring it on all sorts of slaves we are the

00:25:13

world champion in patience, you are Aland and Merkel from

00:25:17

Russia, their great-grandfathers ran Fast, you are

00:25:21

Obama the bear Don’t

00:25:23

anger the

00:25:25

bear Don’t anger

00:25:30

[applause]

00:25:46

dear

00:25:48

friends you have to believe in miracles you know the

00:25:50

biggest miracle happened Here with our

00:25:52

KVN team Kama region KVN team

00:25:54

we we're playing again, we've returned to play in

00:25:57

KVN,

00:25:58

and

00:26:03

as one of the great talents said, we

00:26:06

need to help mediocrity to make their way on their own.

00:26:09

So Alexander Vasilyevich Thank you

00:26:10

very much for helping us return to

00:26:18

[music]

00:26:23

KVN, we're not tired because or

00:26:28

we were blocked on Channel One on Channel One

00:26:32

on Channel One

00:26:35

channel

00:26:39

zyaki

00:26:43

zyaki

00:26:47

higher

00:26:49

[music]

00:26:52

higher that's enough stop stop that's enough you're making fun of him you're just saying

00:26:58

you're behaving like

00:27:03

idiots Sorry Malchish

00:27:06

showed these giggles We need to finish you

00:27:08

understand I was just thinking in Moscow you ca

00:27:10

n't survive with humor alone we need to make our way here's

00:27:14

business Wait we won’t

00:27:17

get through either, we need to send one

00:27:19

person there so that he can settle there, and

00:27:21

then he slowly drags us there one by one,

00:27:23

as

00:27:25

if he didn’t drag him in. Well, our

00:27:28

man is dragging him. Well, fine, you go. I

00:27:31

can’t, I’m short, hairy and

00:27:33

ugly. Oh, I’m sorry. your words

00:27:35

[laughter]

00:27:37

[applause]

00:27:39

said come on here's a fly You're going no no no

00:27:42

one needs me there with a butterfly tattoo

00:27:43

all over your face you don't have such a tattoo

00:27:45

So I

00:27:47

signed up for the evening Roma then you're not I wasn't

00:27:50

going into show business at all that you'll be

00:27:52

sitting on your father's neck or something? Oh, why is he

00:27:53

still not doing anything? There's a

00:27:54

family of clowns sitting on your mother's neck. Acrobat is enough.

00:28:01

I say, I've decided everything. In short, you'll

00:28:04

go. Well, what am I going to do there alone?

00:28:06

No, I'm not alone with Slavko We have a

00:28:07

beautiful Slavka, here the ugly one hid everything behind the beautiful one

00:28:09

and went, use him as a

00:28:11

shield. And what am I explaining to you like Prigozhin and

00:28:15

Valery, this is a working scheme. Okay, we went further to I

00:28:18

want to go milad No, not to I

00:28:21

want milad, but I want to

00:28:24

[applause]

00:28:26

milad

00:28:30

don’t confuse here,

00:28:33

try it on, everything

00:28:35

is clear, in short, through the kv we will

00:28:38

make our way in show business only the

00:28:39

kvn people succeed

00:28:42

[applause]

00:28:45

[music]

00:28:47

[applause]

00:28:50

yes Friends, let's move the

00:28:53

clinic and see what's

00:28:54

happening in the kdu queue Hello, excuse me,

00:28:57

please who's the last one To the

00:28:59

speech therapist and bro and here not in order

00:29:02

here according to the degree of severity So who

00:29:04

here 30 doesn’t pronounce two letters

00:29:10

You yes but let’s pass the jacket

00:29:14

take off let’s pass

00:29:18

[music]

00:29:21

[applause]

00:29:22

[music]

00:29:24

[applause]

00:29:26

of course the

00:29:27

commercials are so crazy that the

00:29:29

question involuntarily arises: how can they be

00:29:31

accepted in the text So Imagine

00:29:34

Moscow skyscraper a huge office with

00:29:36

floor-length stained glass windows board of

00:29:39

directors Hello Hello I

00:29:42

came up with commercials we listen to you in

00:29:45

general like this Imagine a Rainbow A

00:29:48

giraffe eats a rainbow below under a giraffe on a small

00:29:51

stool sit Yamal-looking and the pillbox of a

00:29:54

giraffe is pouring out small

00:29:57

multi-colored candies long shot the black man

00:30:00

laughs this is what we need Brilliant

00:30:02

Thank you Imagine the beach The sun walks along the beach a

00:30:05

satisfied finger who

00:30:08

finger a satisfied finger a satisfied finger

00:30:11

sees exactly the same finger lying on a sun lounger

00:30:13

but in

00:30:15

a cap a satisfied finger asks a logical

00:30:17

question to a finger in a cap Why are you sad

00:30:19

and in a cap a finger in a cap with his hand

00:30:22

lifts

00:30:26

the cap

00:30:30

we see it is inflamed close up showing the

00:30:32

ointment general shot two fingers holding

00:30:34

hands walking together along the beach this is what we

00:30:37

need Brilliant Imagine a sad

00:30:40

city everyone is sad in this city walking around the city walking around the

00:30:42

city purple cow

00:30:44

purple cow pumping up like that

00:30:46

Stop it You Are you really going to

00:30:49

listen to this? Don’t you understand? This

00:30:51

needs to be

00:30:54

removed urgently. Thank you very much,

00:31:05

friends, we have shown

00:31:07

Kamyzyak municipal institutions many times, but we still

00:31:09

haven’t shown the institution from

00:31:11

which it all begins. So, Kamyzyak

00:31:14

secondary school, in all respects, is a

00:31:16

crazy, rabid,

00:31:21

bloody scum. What are you, death or

00:31:26

healing with medicine Take me, take me

00:31:30

to him I want to see this

00:31:34

man Well Colleague, I understand the year of

00:31:37

literature, but still I suggest

00:31:38

leaving the good old bell, the bell is correct,

00:31:44

firstly, firstly, the bell is louder, and

00:31:47

secondly, he doesn’t drink And in- thirdly, you

00:31:51

don’t need to look for him for about a week, he’s always

00:31:52

at school

00:31:53

correctly Well, let’s start our teacher’s council,

00:31:55

it means I’ve just been in Reynaud, our

00:31:59

salary was increased and by how much a meter earlier

00:32:03

they threw it on the floor, now they give it to us and give it to us

00:32:06

And now our bad news

00:32:09

the school is

00:32:10

closed That's it That's how the UNO

00:32:12

because they found out that you sell answers

00:32:14

to the Unified State Exam Oh, hand on heart, in all

00:32:16

schools they sell answers to the Unified State Exam Well, at

00:32:19

least they sell the correct answers

00:32:21

Ani How did you take it to Aum, it’s just

00:32:24

a shame it turns out you sold the numbers to the children the

00:32:27

unscrupulous brought up corruption nepotism

00:32:29

Rinata Maratovna For example, your daughter

00:32:30

has been in the stink all her life and then once she

00:32:32

went for a gold medal But it’s okay what is that And

00:32:34

your daughter is

00:32:40

enough too and I don’t understand why you are

00:32:43

on the raid And and the teachers’ council why are you holding it

00:32:46

with us there is a director, okay, why are you

00:32:48

swearing? Let him keep talking, shut

00:32:59

up. So we need to save the school, what to do, what to do, film us and run around, a dance teacher. Stop this kind of stuff. How did you close the school in Orenburg? Yes, there’s

00:33:03

only one thing left to do: write a

00:33:06

letter to the president, write a letter to the president.

00:33:09

Why should we just not to catch wi-fi and not to

00:33:11

send a letter on the Internet to

00:33:12

catch wi-fi you need to think like

00:33:15

wi-fi write means Dear with a capital

00:33:19

letter Vladimir Vladimirovich Well, don’t

00:33:22

write everything in capital letters, he will think

00:33:23

that we are shouting at him God forbid

00:33:27

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich Just be

00:33:29

sure to write to Putin. Otherwise,

00:33:31

Posner will suddenly think that this is a letter to him and

00:33:34

at night just talk about it when

00:33:36

everyone is asleep and the problems have not been solved. I agree, agree,

00:33:38

right, right, Dear

00:33:43

Vladimir

00:33:45

Vladimirovich Putin in parentheses is not too

00:33:48

late, and Putin in

00:33:51

Putin, we ask you Write, I order that yes,

00:33:55

order

00:33:59

nifi so who orders me and then

00:34:02

the house we joke we joke we

00:34:06

ask Write we joke we joke we ask we joke we

00:34:08

joke cross out Write we love we love

00:34:11

about parentheses we don’t call for orders

00:34:14

somehow with a smile

00:34:15

Write everything With respect Kamyzyak

00:34:18

respectively Russian

00:34:22

[music]

00:34:25

teachers smo won’t get there they won’t

00:34:30

close the school dear friends, can we

00:34:33

stop this number in this very place?

00:34:35

Because if we show this number until

00:34:36

the end, our school could actually be closed.

00:34:38

Well, you never know, the letter won’t reach you for

00:34:40

a lot of reasons. In general, you just

00:34:42

won’t get something in Moscow and Kamyzyaki

00:34:44

school will remain

00:34:47

thank you thank you thank you

00:34:58

[music]

00:35:00

[applause]

00:35:01

Friends, you know we are so happy that we

00:35:04

play in KVN because KVN always

00:35:05

brings together intelligent, talented people And

00:35:08

most importantly, modest people Well,

00:35:10

judge for yourself Konstantin Ernst le and

00:35:12

Kubovich Yuli Gusman I I see a hand Now I

00:35:15

will say

00:35:16

that Lord Alexander, of course Larisa

00:35:19

Guzeeva Thank you Always

00:35:25

yours

00:35:27

[music]

00:35:29

[applause]

00:35:30

[music]

00:35:34

we don’t know how it is in Moscow We just

00:35:37

don’t have the habit of interfering in someone else’s garden, but in

00:35:39

Kamyzyak only the law is above the circumstances,

00:35:42

especially I think that you're already bored,

00:35:43

so let's look at the Kamyzyak district

00:35:49

court, wait, wait, you've

00:35:53

already hesitated, I'm not here for this Your honor is

00:35:57

your part

00:36:03

Oh well done Rusik You know how to

00:36:06

cheer up the dunce in the morning like that Wow we've

00:36:09

been working for a whole minute Let's quickly

00:36:11

2 weeks quickly Let's rest then we'll

00:36:13

work again for a whole minute We'll work

00:36:14

Azamat Takhirovich What about the meeting

00:36:17

What meeting Valentina Stepanovna And

00:36:18

for whom I created this group on WhatsApp I

00:36:23

'll write a verdict There I'm all gone

00:36:26

Okay

00:36:28

prosecutor's office God bless her

00:36:46

prosecutor's office Hello Goodbye

00:36:49

who else is Yanochkina Vera Pavlovna your

00:36:52

new prosecutor I was sent from Moscow

00:36:55

you are a prosecutor and what do you think only in

00:36:58

Crimea there is a beautiful prosecutor No, let’s

00:37:00

be frank only in Crimea there is a

00:37:02

beautiful prosecutor okay that’s it and

00:37:04

secondly we already have our own prosecutor, it’s

00:37:06

clear yes Well, where is he basically? in

00:37:10

yuba Valentin Stepanov, did you see the last

00:37:13

video where he is in the yard in only shorts,

00:37:15

dragging a dog by the hind legs very

00:37:17

briefly, he is under investigation now I’m

00:37:20

here Yes, quickly Run to Koro Say

00:37:23

that his song is sung, let him

00:37:25

settle there Say I say that

00:37:28

I will bring it here order Yes, establish your

00:37:30

own rules there Okay We

00:37:31

have order here, police guys Well done,

00:37:33

they work valiantly day and night, they do

00:37:35

their service, they don’t see their wives

00:37:37

Sorry, and this is your order, they

00:37:41

interrogated a football player, what kind of thing, well done

00:37:45

[music]

00:37:47

well done And let’s see what the

00:37:50

verdicts are you are taking out a man’s

00:37:52

hand for stealing

00:37:55

because the tours in

00:38:02

Kamyzyak okay

00:38:18

[music]

00:38:21

[applause]

00:38:25

twist him No come here

00:38:30

you bastard why are you taking my Instagram

00:38:33

Where the hell are you taking mine and And where have I

00:38:37

told you how many times don’t lay out

00:38:39

this hand Now now go watch this

00:38:43

prosecutor, go make sure that she

00:38:46

doesn’t see anything unnecessary, run

00:38:49

amavi Yes, there is a way not from Dava, I ask you

00:38:54

not to get married, you and I will sleep in front of

00:38:58

her and she will be in tears. Faith in

00:39:01

Moscow. You will call A’s name at night.

00:39:04

All my life I will pretend that I’m

00:39:06

happy. Well, you know, 52 years old Valentina

00:39:10

Styopa And of course your head is rummaging

00:39:13

[applause]

00:39:15

[music] well done

00:39:17

and when I was a child I also hit a gypsy woman on a

00:39:20

bicycle and she shouted something at my back

00:39:22

and in the morning I woke up.

00:39:24

Rodnichok has become soft again,

00:39:28

touch me Yes, please take it away,

00:39:30

well, in general, how do you like it here in Kamyzyak?

00:39:33

I mean, how did you just

00:39:36

show me a cemetery? And we have the most beautiful

00:39:39

monuments there. In the late nineties, the

00:39:41

bandit Nav was buried there, even

00:39:43

newlyweds go to take pictures

00:39:47

[applause ]

00:39:52

imagine rock Go for a walk I was

00:39:55

already walking today, go for a walk there the cow in your k is

00:39:58

itching Well, the cow

00:40:01

Hang in there, where are you going You know, we

00:40:04

started off a little on the wrong foot It seems to me that this is what

00:40:08

this saxophone is Well, the

00:40:12

background for

00:40:23

sex is the advertising service of Russian Radio

00:40:25

9179

00:40:27

I don’t understand what’s going on. Don’t you want to

00:40:29

wake up tomorrow and walk around my

00:40:31

apartment in a robe over your naked body? And I want to

00:40:33

put you in prison for such nonsense, well, well, well,

00:40:35

I

00:40:36

said, let’s start with the article 2020 About how to

00:40:40

drink alcohol in

00:40:41

public places Yes, what, we, as

00:40:44

children,

00:40:45

can start a

00:40:47

more serious crime with administrative offenses about you love

00:40:49

harder Yes [

00:40:51

applause]

00:40:55

let’s

00:40:59

then propose article 154 of the Criminal Code And what does the

00:41:03

illegal identification of children have to do with you in

00:41:05

general Criminal Code Don’t say it won’t be

00:41:08

interesting I just started

00:41:10

just stop What are you doing You did

00:41:14

n’t understand me, Vyka, you don’t understand me, you know

00:41:17

why I need this, why do I need

00:41:18

this,

00:41:21

oh, friends, and

00:41:23

now, based on your scarlet, we’ll determine who

00:41:27

won this fight, the right one, the

00:41:28

Law-abiding but boring prosecutor,

00:41:31

the monks, or the Cheerful Lagur, judge Azama

00:41:34

Takhirovich, who’s behind judge Your applause

00:41:36

Thank you

00:41:37

[applause]

00:41:42

[music]

00:41:47

[applause]

00:41:54

Thank you friends, head up and now

00:41:58

when you look into my

00:42:02

eyes Meet the Kamyzyak dogs with

00:42:06

their

00:42:11

Let higher role production Kamyzyaksky

00:42:16

205 commissioned by the Ministry of Defense of the

00:42:19

Russian Federation with all my heart

00:42:23

[music]

00:42:25

represents this it happened in the spring he was a

00:42:27

bald boy she was a nurse

00:42:30

from the draft board for those who served

00:42:32

in the army but also for those who didn’t camouflage

00:42:35

story Bakotsky RP he dreamed of being in

00:42:38

boots and holding a machine gun in his hands She

00:42:43

couldn’t even think that they would be called by love and it’s all to

00:42:46

blame Spring, he came to her like everyone else in his

00:42:49

underpants, she suddenly saw something

00:42:51

in his eyes, he didn’t want to be a

00:42:53

civilian, he wanted to serve rather, but Nka

00:42:56

wanted him to be one, she

00:42:58

understood everything that he fell in love, too, when he

00:43:01

got goosebumps with the formation it seems that in order to

00:43:04

be together without any doubt, she

00:43:06

committed an official crime, I

00:43:09

won’t let you go And in the medical record I’ll write a hernia or

00:43:12

rigma degree of myopia If you want, I’ll write

00:43:15

gastritis Sika pancreatitis if you want there will be

00:43:17

arrhythmia, just don’t

00:43:21

leave, don’t

00:43:25

ear

00:43:26

[music]

00:43:29

In general, he didn’t go to serve, they played

00:43:33

wedding and there are no friends among the guests, everyone

00:43:35

was in the army, he was sad every day listening to

00:43:38

this drunken song Although all his life he dreamed of

00:43:40

hearing the March of the Slavyanka, 15 years have passed and

00:43:43

everything seems to be fine From that list of

00:43:45

illnesses, the hernia is already real. She works

00:43:48

as a doctor, he is waiting for her payday, he dreamed of being a

00:43:50

lieutenant colonel. henpecked,

00:43:53

he looked with envy at those who left,

00:43:56

then he had already returned 15 times. If he had left

00:43:59

then it would have been different, because those who after the

00:44:02

army can do everything in this life;

00:44:04

superpeople can open a ban with their elbow; after the army,

00:44:07

everyone can stand naked in the rain after the

00:44:09

army, everyone can walk for a long time. on foot after the

00:44:12

army, everyone can no longer do this,

00:44:14

only he alone can smoke very quickly

00:44:17

after the army, everyone can walk for a year without work

00:44:19

after the army, everyone can eat any

00:44:22

food after the army, everyone can no longer do this,

00:44:25

only he alone, alas,

00:44:28

he can no longer live by his dream could and the next spring

00:44:31

decided to give his debt to the medical history,

00:44:34

puts the stamp of coden and early-early at

00:44:36

dawn he leaves to serve Peron tears,

00:44:39

she promises to wait for their three children,

00:44:42

where the hell can he go, and at the age of 40 he

00:44:45

puts on RET and this is the first conscript

00:44:48

who immediately The plump on the right is a flash on the left

00:44:51

in every ma in the throw, he is the first, better than

00:44:55

everyone, according to the standards and in uniform he is so

00:44:59

handsome and he returned home and his life

00:45:02

got better, he went to serve the police, his wife

00:45:04

recovered a little, he understood that in order to

00:45:06

find happiness in life, you must first

00:45:09

repay your debts to the Motherland live You are

00:45:12

in the joy of deep old age If you live according to your

00:45:15

conscience you won’t have a

00:45:18

billion you can ask for a billion Lovo region you will

00:45:21

live in whatever you want, just not about ponies you

00:45:23

will live You will live in

00:45:24

joy according to the

00:45:30

llrd you will live only

00:45:34

[music]

00:45:45

not this is a standard story all sorts of cases

00:45:48

were for various reasons We also didn’t

00:45:51

serve What was it was no offense guys

00:45:54

in general the country We are yours

00:45:57

[music]

00:45:58

[applause]

00:46:06

debtors in any way the right

00:46:09

guys the right guys in any way the

00:46:12

right

00:46:14

boys Well Let’s

00:46:17

Go she I believe that we

00:46:22

we met again and now this

00:46:24

semi-final has come and Kamyzyak missed Moscow so much

00:46:28

we missed Moscow all the tears are burning brightly in

00:46:33

the meta This is the first channel again Masko pobe

00:46:36

Vil Kamyzyak before He missed him too

00:46:40

Kamyzyak sh Kamyzyak moskov and

00:46:45

maslikov First channel First channel about

00:46:49

Ka Wait guys that's enough that's enough stop

00:46:51

stop guys that's enough come on What do

00:46:53

you mean just have fun you're interrupting

00:46:56

Yes what dadada how gu in

00:46:58

Krasnoyarsk Good evening Moscow Hello

00:47:04

everyone so the theme of the game

00:47:07

What kind of land Wow Earth this time you

00:47:12

watch what you say boy dadada is a

00:47:14

very expensive topic in Moscow, you know,

00:47:17

Eh, I lost that I lost. Shut my mouth, I say, I

00:47:20

lost you, you talk like that, you

00:47:22

freaks, I say, let’s

00:47:24

look, Great,

00:47:27

Kostya, Listen, by any chance, you

00:47:29

didn’t see my chain of command,

00:47:35

not just rudeness on the spot, I don’t

00:47:39

know what you’re laughing at, Nagiyev, I say, I

00:47:41

lost my chain of command, Come on, stop it, come

00:47:43

on. - quickly Kovich Sorry, please

00:47:46

don’t pay attention to the gif Well, what are

00:47:47

you really burning? Well, a

00:47:56

person has an injury, you understand, an injury,

00:47:58

friends, remember the ruble fell, remember, so

00:48:01

it fell right here, fell right,

00:48:04

crashed Yes, so the ruble is higher

00:48:07

[applause]

00:48:11

[music]

00:48:13

[ applause]

00:48:14

Moscow Well, a very interesting interview,

00:48:18

tell me they are playing hockey now

00:48:21

No, this is volleyball, my friend, today our

00:48:23

guest is the director of the sports channel Kan, Tina

00:48:31

Kandelaki Please tell me, Tina, please tell me

00:48:34

how

00:48:35

a person who doesn’t

00:48:36

understand sports at all managed to become

00:48:38

the director of a sports channel you know that

00:48:41

I will not answer this question

00:48:42

Let's have another question yes And other

00:48:45

questions We have no more goodbye to you

00:48:47

It was Tina Kandelaki

00:48:48

director of the sports

00:48:50

channel

00:48:52

Shara

00:48:54

on

00:48:56

[music]

00:48:59

with the appearance of one of the members of the Jury in the show

00:49:01

The Voice, many performers began to think

00:49:03

that Now it’s become much easier to get into a TV project.

00:49:06

I’m from

00:49:14

Rostov. I was born in Rostov. The same place where

00:49:17

the rapper

00:49:19

Basta is, okay. Give me

00:49:24

a beat

00:49:26

in a hundred. We Rob and my friend’s grandmother and this

00:49:29

friend’s name was stop PP VS you pass you

00:49:33

pass

00:49:35

[applause]

00:49:38

[music]

00:49:39

[ applause]

00:49:49

goes to high art

00:49:54

tokat about the muse of modern art

00:49:58

Let's take an inventory again,

00:50:00

say what's missing Lord, yes the sun

00:50:02

is missing in my opinion Here it was all like that Well, you're out

00:50:05

of your mind, these Bastards stole the entire

00:50:08

exhibition of Gabriel

00:50:11

Lepyokhin, you understand They stole

00:50:25

Tell me something glass or

00:50:27

plastic was stolen No, everything is clear,

00:50:29

they took all this garbage to a collection point for

00:50:31

non-ferrous metals, let's go That's it, wait, what should

00:50:33

I do, get ready with us, you'll go to a

00:50:35

drug treatment center to check your peace of mind

00:50:39

[music]

00:50:50

Friends, let's have a little fun and

00:50:54

get a

00:50:56

prize Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin And in

00:50:58

this city there is a person who is waiting for him, in

00:51:02

short, what to fantasize about is the city of

00:51:03

Kamyzyak So Mriya of the city of

00:51:07

Kamyzyak

00:51:09

Sorry that he

00:51:12

came and fired

00:51:14

yes Well, thank God, let’s do it again for

00:51:17

each point e

00:51:24

specifically they drew

00:51:30

smiles for the teachers with a stapler

00:51:33

they pulled them

00:51:35

up Well, obviously there are the staples behind the ears,

00:51:38

it’s just that you know where to look, and well,

00:51:40

everything is so then, and all the ugly

00:51:42

people from the kamyzyak were taken out, and all the freaks were

00:51:57

taken out of town. Well, why are you lying? You’re standing there insolently, and I’m saying that everything needs to be perfect. What if he doesn’t come now?

00:51:58

she’s in the mood after that, and there’s also

00:52:00

Europe, the

00:52:03

compass will pay for the brains. You first pay for gas in your own

00:52:06

country.

00:52:11

But it seems to me that he won’t come, what are you

00:52:14

saying, he’s

00:52:15

allocating money? How come he won’t come? Well, how come he

00:52:19

won’t come? And then for Who am I doing all this for?

00:52:21

And for whom am I laying linoleum in the schools for a

00:52:24

computer lab and putting an MRI

00:52:27

in this hospital?

00:52:46

they won’t be able to come,

00:52:51

you came, what have you done, you hesitated, because

00:52:54

every day, too, in short, we’ll come to our senses, let’s say

00:52:57

that Putin came and raised our salaries

00:53:00

[music] [applause

00:53:01

]

00:53:08

[applause] [

00:53:11

music]

00:53:13

Young

00:53:15

friends Well, on the subject of greetings, you know,

00:53:18

here’s our team -after all, there are

00:53:20

those same explorers because we are the

00:53:23

first ones who got on Channel One in Kamyzyak.

00:53:24

Well, not counting the person who

00:53:27

came to the Field of Miracles and called the letter z twice

00:53:32

[music]

00:53:35

[applause]

00:53:39

Thank you, lately there has been an opinion

00:53:41

that people abroad are better than here some of us in our

00:53:43

homeland are even thinking about leaving

00:53:46

for the last time, the same thoughts were among

00:53:48

the White Guards. So let’s

00:53:51

remember once again how it all

00:53:54

ended

00:53:59

about

00:54:01

Russia,

00:54:03

I

00:54:06

often think as I want, I

00:54:12

value it, but to

00:54:14

love Russia

00:54:17

passionately, it’s clear you don’t have to live in Russia, I

00:54:23

agree, it’s

00:54:25

good completely I completely agree with you

00:54:28

books, no, we need to leave

00:54:31

Russia, but first we need to eliminate

00:54:36

from our speech this letter C at the

00:54:40

end of every word, come on, explain with

00:54:44

lieutenant Well, first of all, it will become faster

00:54:47

and easier for us to understand each other,

00:54:49

but in -secondly, well, we’re like a

00:54:54

[ __ ]

00:54:55

Let’s try it turned out look

00:54:58

easy right lieutenant and it’s easier to play in the

00:55:01

Cities Otherwise we’re like fools Stavropol

00:55:04

Samara Sevastopol Well enough is enough we

00:55:08

really need to leave

00:55:10

Russia Let’s go to London there all of ours are

00:55:13

easy for you to say Yakov

00:55:16

Moiseevich What should people like that do? I'm with

00:55:20

Ivanov in the city red everywhere

00:55:23

red Yeah

00:55:25

[applause] I

00:55:26

got

00:55:29

White Guard muzzles I'll shoot you like

00:55:32

dogs of the bottomless Lord don't be afraid I'm glad to

00:55:35

introduce you to Second Lieutenant Dorokhov this is

00:55:37

our Special Agent I introduced him into the

00:55:39

ranks of the Red Army but he

00:55:41

got used to the role too much Shut your

00:55:43

White Guard mouth I

00:55:47

missed you My respects White Guard

00:55:51

litter I have the honor here are the

00:55:54

photographs you are ours What news I

00:55:56

won’t tell you anything listen to the Lord Irkutsk

00:56:01

has fallen red in the city and United Russia

00:56:04

second place is going to hell

00:56:13

ru second lieutenant dorokhov I beg you Save

00:56:17

us Find us tickets for the ship to

00:56:20

France Your request will be fulfilled lousy

00:56:23

nobility

00:56:25

Well, God bless God

00:56:28

[music] there

00:56:30

is no lieutenant Are you sure of the second lieutenant

00:56:33

doho naturally no You saw for yourself

00:56:35

he is schizophrenic

00:56:37

but there is no one else to rely on Lord,

00:56:41

let's call a carriage and leave

00:56:44

here for sure Let's call a carriage but

00:56:46

how Dictate which one here adre what the hell what

00:56:52

no after all Let's leave in

00:56:53

some words with the address at the end the address

00:56:57

really

00:56:59

Yeah we got caught White Guard spawn

00:57:04

keep your faces bourgeois friends

00:57:07

Meet this is the wife under Lieutenant

00:57:11

Dorokhov she is also an Agent The fact of the matter is that

00:57:14

no shut your White Guard mouths

00:57:17

listen My comrades and I have written to you a

00:57:20

collective Ultimatum, read the Tsar Bursty

00:57:25

Lieutenant Well, don’t torment me,

00:57:28

my God, there’s so much swearing, I can’t

00:57:31

afford to read this presence of a woman,

00:57:33

princess.

00:57:36

You read it. Well, if without swearing, then in the mother of

00:57:42

God, there’s one word here, I don’t understand it

00:57:44

swearing or not Well, it depends in what context Well,

00:57:46

it’s about a dog then it’s not swearing then

00:57:48

[ __ ] What did you say to the Lord, it’s more unpleasant for me

00:57:53

News of the French

00:57:55

ships will not be they gave the money what is it what is it

00:58:00

[applause] [music]

00:58:01

God forbid leader

00:58:05

Aga Lord, the Reds caught me and tortured me for a long time,

00:58:08

but I didn’t tell them anything They

00:58:10

let me go just like that, they just let me

00:58:14

go in

00:58:16

the morning Thank you Comrade for showing us the

00:58:19

way, you bastard, you betrayed us Shut

00:58:22

your White Guard mouth Yes, shut up your

00:58:26

Red Army

00:58:27

mouth I’m sorry, but this man with a

00:58:30

pistol is him in general, for whom would you die

00:58:33

white lieutenant

00:58:38

no in short Stop all this Wait stop

00:58:41

this get up get up get up you know

00:58:44

what you want I don’t understand I don’t understand I want

00:58:46

everyone to be equal Well this is

00:58:48

complete nonsense What does everyone mean are equal

00:58:50

Imagine it yourself Yes, if for example here you are

00:58:51

Working Class, yes, you will receive the

00:58:53

same salary as the nobles, but you’re just

00:58:57

snoring with joy Well, yes, well, if, for example, the

00:59:00

nobles But receive the same salary as the

00:59:02

Working Class, he drinks out of grief.

00:59:08

friends, we are fighting with the

00:59:11

stupidity in our heads, we must fight the devastation in

00:59:14

[music]

00:59:17

[applause] in

00:59:23

our heads any frame from any film and the world of

00:59:26

Kusturica

00:59:30

[applause]

00:59:36

[music]

00:59:57

but already under Pune there is a Legend about

01:00:00

how geese saved Rome and so here is our story

01:00:03

about how one chicken

01:00:07

[music]

01:00:10

saved And no circumstances

01:00:13

can

01:00:14

break the dollar exchange rate expansion to the

01:00:18

east give even a meteorite ut

01:00:23

on is your desire free,

01:00:27

mutual and sincere I ask you to answer

01:00:30

the groom Yes, I ask you to answer heaven

01:00:37

no gas gas gas gas gas

01:00:42

[music]

01:00:48

gas gas gas gas gas gas

01:00:53

gas

01:00:58

[music]

01:01:01

sha

01:01:05

[music]

01:01:10

ideal a alo a am m alo a a a se a a a a am

01:01:19

rit alo alo alo a e

01:01:23

SE

01:01:33

g g g alo alo alo alo e ritam ritam alo alo alo

01:01:39

alo seksi ritam alo alo alo alo ritam ritam alo alo alo

01:01:44

alo Sei

01:01:49

[music]

01:01:53

ritam

01:01:55

barori Vili socks socks di noda chisti

01:02:02

benzini

01:02:05

gas gas gas

01:02:08

gas gas gas gas

01:02:15

gas alo alo alo alo [

01:02:19

applause]

01:02:20

[music]

01:02:23

Rita

01:02:25

[music]

01:02:35

[music] alo alo alo

01:02:43

alo alo alo alo alo sekm alo alo alo a

01:02:49

alo alo alo

01:02:53

alo

01:02:55

[applause] [

01:03:12

applause]

01:03:15

[music]

01:03:21

showing

01:03:23

wait it turns out that she

01:03:25

saved us all She saved us all

01:03:41

[music]

01:03:50

that's how this story ended

01:03:54

happy Kamyzyak restored

01:03:56

their city again And they lived a long time and

01:04:00

[music]

01:04:05

[applause]

01:04:08

[music]

01:04:09

[applause] [

01:04:10

music]

01:04:15

[applause]

01:04:23

also did not torture Good evening good

01:04:28

evening Moscow what are you saying boy dada yes

01:04:30

finally we are

01:04:37

friends friends the Kamyzyak region

01:04:40

KVN team city Kamyzyak you you know, the final

01:04:42

is the most important game of the season for

01:04:44

someone and their entire life, you know, we are already in the

01:04:46

third season of the Major League, we are

01:04:48

in the final for the second time, and by the way, they are not

01:04:51

boys anymore. Congratulations to you

01:04:53

again. Well

01:04:59

done, you’re just at the wrong time, you keep

01:05:01

telling me this it’s just bursting with everything And I

01:05:05

understand, I remember these

01:05:06

feelings Friends, you know One day in

01:05:09

Kamyzyak, a little old man was born, this

01:05:12

little old man

01:05:13

ran along the path with his little old legs, you

01:05:15

know, look, because of you, now I’m talking nonsense at

01:05:17

such an exciting moment And you

01:05:20

start interrupting That’s what

01:05:21

to do now Come on, you’re worried, let’s

01:05:23

just go up to Lvovich and there’s

01:05:25

no need to talk like that. Don’t talk like that,

01:05:34

don’t call him that, you

01:05:37

can call him Lvovich only in one case

01:05:39

if you

01:05:40

say the word

01:05:41

Konstantin Konstantin Lvovich before the word Lvovich. In the end, he

01:05:43

should hear from you and I think you need to

01:05:46

call Maslyakov for sure Let's call

01:05:48

Vasil mukha Konstantin

01:05:53

Vasil

01:05:56

Well, why am I calling he doesn't know you

01:05:59

Hello Alexander Vasilyevich knows Hello It's

01:06:01

Denis Dorokhov from the

01:06:02

Kozinsky region HF team who is bothering you Yes,

01:06:05

who draws his own mustache Yes, so small

01:06:08

and pop-eyed yes Yes,

01:06:12

all wrinkled and hair like a washcloth Yes, unpleasant

01:06:17

Yes Alexander Vasilyevich Well, you

01:06:19

already recognized me that you are just like that Yes,

01:06:25

I’m kidding No, I just wanted to prank his phone number What a

01:06:28

prank Valdis Pelsh thought Well,

01:06:38

Kamyzyaki final 2015 Let's

01:06:42

start

01:06:45

[music]

01:06:47

Come on Come on, who took Kozya? Hands

01:06:50

up, everyone who is with us, everyone who is

01:06:53

with us, Gusman, has only become stronger over the years,

01:06:55

everyone who is with us, everyone who is with us, we are

01:06:58

here, we will definitely be remembered forever,

01:07:00

that is, we intend to go down in history about

01:07:03

no, then you say that this is not modest, but this is

01:07:06

the only way you will become a champion everyone

01:07:08

who is with us everyone everyone who is with us my

01:07:11

capital with ordinary boys everyone who is with

01:07:14

us everyone everyone who is with us Raise your hands

01:07:17

up like we are now in the final everyone who is with

01:07:19

us everyone everything who sings with us Russia with

01:07:22

ordinary boys everyone who is with us everyone everyone

01:07:25

who is with us Kamyzyaks are on the wave with all the

01:07:33

cities That's how I love it when Kamyzyaks get

01:07:37

high in a crowd Let's start already

01:07:39

[applause]

01:07:43

Nyara

01:07:46

on Well, friends, the finale is a holiday incident

01:07:50

in the

01:07:52

cemetery

01:07:55

Sorry I'm late And who are we burying a very

01:07:59

good person, director of the department of

01:08:01

family, childhood and youth, culture, sports,

01:08:03

tourism, city of

01:08:06

Kamyzyak? So it’s not him, he’s just very

01:08:09

busy today, sent his

01:08:11

[music] [

01:08:15

applause]

01:08:19

[music]

01:08:22

deputy HIV, I’m certainly not an Informer, but

01:08:25

you know that the program The Field of Miracles is

01:08:27

still going on Well, there are

01:08:29

such issues So all that’s left is to guess

01:08:33

just one letter prize Are you stupid or

01:08:37

what kind of prize first of all you have to

01:08:40

choose the prize when the prize sector appears on the

01:08:41

reel And you have 720 points, well, two

01:08:44

boxes Let’s bring them then what are you,

01:08:46

look at him, are you abnormal or something?

01:08:47

What two boxes are two boxes, too,

01:08:48

is given when you guess three letters in a row.

01:08:50

And these guys guessed it before you. Well, let the beautiful chick come

01:08:51

out and open this letter. You

01:08:55

must first name this letter so that the

01:08:57

beautiful chick comes out. It’s clear

01:09:03

X letter x x You have the task to repeat,

01:09:06

repeat with What sound does a branch break

01:09:09

in a strong Frost xst NST Absolutely

01:09:13

[music]

01:09:14

[applause]

01:09:15

[music] [applause]

01:09:18

[music] that’s

01:09:22

right

01:09:24

friends, we showed several times in KVN

01:09:26

numbers about Kamyzyak municipal

01:09:28

facilities such as Kamyzyaksky court

01:09:30

Kamyzyak city hall Kamyzyak hospital and

01:09:32

in all these institutions things have gone

01:09:34

uphill except the hospital and we have the

01:09:37

last chance to fix something in it

01:09:39

so who has medical

01:09:42

poles Let's all go from here to the SS That's it,

01:09:46

everyone go from here Look what you

01:09:47

wanted Christmas trees and sticks You what do you want

01:09:49

me to take for free on New Year's Eve

01:09:50

or something? Go home, everything is so

01:09:54

hot here Galina Mikhailovna Yes, I just

01:09:55

added an x-ray, something was cold, it

01:09:59

was x-ray I added Well done,

01:10:02

look how great it is that you and I

01:10:04

will celebrate the New Year together Yes, to be on duty

01:10:06

There are two of us, actually, three of us, actually.

01:10:08

You’re stupid and don’t understand hints right now. You’d be

01:10:10

sitting at home normally celebrating the New

01:10:12

Year, what a New Year, I’m on duty, so

01:10:14

I’ll leave you alone or something

01:10:16

[music]

01:10:18

Rusik, don’t laugh like the Seagull, that’s a bad

01:10:22

omen. That’s it.

01:10:25

Let's do a quick detour to the

01:10:28

beginning I want to congratulate everyone on the

01:10:30

upcoming New Year spa Yes, congratulations to everyone

01:10:34

except Who who is it, tell who what you

01:10:38

got along, who who has no patience, no big deal You'll

01:10:42

see a surprise under the tree in the morning, come on over

01:10:45

there in the morning Let Makarov come here, in short,

01:10:48

your tests have arrived You need it urgently

01:10:50

cut out the appendicitis And we don’t have anesthesia,

01:10:53

but it hurts No, you know, it feels

01:10:55

like a mosquito took a knife and

01:10:58

cut out the appendicitis Doctor tell me when they will

01:11:00

give me injections, I’m just lying here and

01:11:02

we’re never treating you for this addiction.

01:11:05

Lie down. Which one are you, what are you

01:11:08

looking at? what is he showing you come here

01:11:09

doctor like that into my right ear The

01:11:11

cockroach won’t come out for climbing Seriously what the

01:11:16

cockroach won’t come out Yeah it won’t come out what are you

01:11:18

complaining about what the

01:11:20

doctor is asking you complaining about what

01:11:24

what complaints I’m saying What do you have and he

01:11:26

quickly runs back and forth

01:11:29

Okay, everything is clear then Carry two

01:11:31

flashlights, one sharply in your mouth, turn one

01:11:33

sharply into your ear and he will run out of here.

01:11:34

What kind of flashlights are you out of your mind? We can

01:11:37

do an MRI for 22400 Well, flashlights, so

01:11:40

come back in 10 days, in 10

01:11:42

days, come with two flashlights

01:11:44

and batteries with two flashlights,

01:11:52

come

01:11:54

by the way, Azamat Takhirovich Afanasiev

01:11:56

came out of a coma there. Come on, why did he

01:11:58

lie here for six months so quickly? He came out or something. Okay, give it back

01:12:07

only if he asks, give it back to the honor. The

01:12:11

lonely branch of the sire Ginny worked

01:12:15

with those Mich, I’m his UV so that he gives you

01:12:19

the brains here. powder And then you add this in the morning

01:12:22

so that your head doesn’t hurt. It’s good.

01:12:25

I went to my family to celebrate the New New Year

01:12:27

because of someone. You and I could

01:12:30

spend the night in the Crimea, yes, in

01:12:32

which Crimea? That’s what I

01:12:33

call the operating room. There’s just no light.

01:12:40

here Okay, let's do it in 10 days

01:12:43

Let's meet in 10 days Let's meet in

01:12:44

10 days let's meet I do

01:12:47

n't understand, he seems like a strong guy, I don't know if they've jinxed

01:12:49

you or something, I'm kidding, I'm kidding

01:12:52

you've come

01:12:53

[music]

01:13:01

come on, come on

01:13:02

[music] [ applause]

01:13:04

[music]

01:13:06

come on

01:13:08

guys friends team team team

01:13:11

I can spend a little bit of our performance

01:13:13

for personal purposes yet Well

01:13:15

please a little bit here you go

01:13:17

dear friends You know in 2016 I

01:13:19

’m going to run for mayor of the

01:13:21

city of

01:13:22

Kamyzyak Yes thank you very much my heart is very strong

01:13:26

hurts for my city, I want to make

01:13:28

it look at least a little like Moscow And I

01:13:30

even wrote down a New Year's message Let's

01:13:40

see, dear Kamyzyak Russians Well,

01:13:44

because Kamyzyak is also Russia I

01:13:46

congratulate you on the upcoming 2016 I

01:13:50

wish you good health, happiness,

01:13:55

God bless you And I pass the word To the President of the

01:13:58

Russian Federation Vladimir

01:14:01

Vladimirovich Putin, I give the floor to

01:14:05

friends New Year is on the threshold of a new one

01:14:11

[applause] Godot

01:14:18

the city in

01:14:22

the head of a miracle the

01:14:25

town on its own

01:14:29

wave only knows what awaits

01:14:32

us next what awaits us next

01:14:40

all

01:14:43

[music]

01:14:48

ve love joints

01:14:52

Thank you

01:14:55

[applause]

01:14:57

[ music]

01:15:02

dear friends At the end of each stage,

01:15:05

people always remember how it all

01:15:07

began. Today, in our final

01:15:09

song, we want to remember and tell you

01:15:12

how our

01:15:15

[applause]

01:15:22

story began.

01:15:32

Late in the evening 6 years ago, a

01:15:34

company was gathering at an abandoned construction site; a

01:15:38

still unknown Azmat approached them; it was

01:15:40

me. and interrupted the championship on who is further than the

01:15:43

spit Guys, you are doing the wrong thing

01:15:47

said an Asian with the makings of a leader Let's

01:15:51

better play KVN,

01:15:53

it's funnier than throwing pieces of

01:15:56

slate into a fire A concert in a cultural center without

01:16:00

equipment in the hall, everyone is

01:16:04

giggling, smoking, smiling, he and the audience

01:16:08

gathered after they promised

01:16:13

Emmanuel Emmanuel here is such a

01:16:16

movie in the evening the thunderstorm is thundering where you

01:16:21

are going t gentle dirt where there is

01:16:24

perspective and

01:16:26

asphalt where they will find out about us We are going to

01:16:29

Moscow to conquer the Circle in Moscow

01:16:32

the conductor went head said it was only the

01:16:35

balaka as soon as the platform touched the platform

01:16:38

the leg immediately went to the

01:16:42

elder Blepov they found him at home He's screaming from the

01:16:45

balcony And the cars, move away the dog Take away

01:16:49

Yes, I'm not a dog, I'm Denis and I can't

01:16:53

express myself as a kamyzyak Yes, this is the name of the city of

01:16:59

Kay

01:17:06

How did the plans start here Everyone went to

01:17:10

hell Not to be in the tech of narrow boys, a hysterical

01:17:13

penalty kicked in

01:17:16

jumping through the garbage of Baku that it really looks like a

01:17:22

dog, a trosh is enough and now the floor on the

01:17:26

torn poster is time with the hom And the deputy with a

01:17:30

murmur guys Calm down,

01:17:32

someone will play in the Major League later Sometimes in order to

01:17:34

get up it’s enough to fall Today we

01:17:37

decide to whine or bare our jaws pulled

01:17:40

ourselves together and started desperately settings to

01:17:43

rehearse Days and nights

01:17:47

our career rushed up the mountain, breaking parallel to the

01:17:50

career of our mayor, and when there

01:17:53

was only one step left to our cherished dream, the

01:17:56

whole

01:18:01

[applause]

01:18:06

[music]

01:18:10

Kamyzyak came out on this stage with us, one step left to the goal, we still

01:18:13

managed to want to stay But we say goodbye

01:18:17

for the fact that you gave us all the medals,

01:18:20

I say thank you for the fact that with

01:18:24

[applause]

01:18:26

KV this is better than Emmanuel

01:18:31

[applause]

01:18:36

to Alexander Vasilyevich once

01:18:39

upon a time, you opened the door to KVN for us,

01:18:43

you open the door to all teams KVN

01:18:45

is why every team has a

01:18:47

special door, here we have it like this Well, I

01:18:49

hope you remember she was staggering from the very beginning

01:18:53

Alexander Vasilyevich the moment has come

01:18:55

we have to leave so we ask you to please

01:18:57

take us there to life

01:18:59

without

01:19:03

KVN wait wait Alexander

01:19:06

Vasilyevich And what kind of life is it? without

01:19:10

KVN I, in general, also can’t really

01:19:16

imagine Thank you for

01:19:18

[applause]

01:19:21

everything

01:19:23

[applause]

01:19:25

Thank you for

01:19:27

everything

01:19:30

[applause]

01:19:36

thank you Alexander

01:19:39

Vasilyevich one small request, please don’t

01:19:41

close the

01:19:51

door Or let’s even do it like this

01:19:54

[applause]

01:19:58

everything will be as before and let the

01:20:01

young man’s Hope soar to his heart,

01:20:05

and we played our part, the main thing is that we learned that a

01:20:09

miracle happens and they won’t forget

01:20:16

Kozya as a manor

01:20:26

6 years of KVN 6 years in your hearts the

01:20:29

KVN team Team of the Kamyzyak region pok city

01:20:31

Kamyk Astrakhan

01:20:34

region

01:20:36

Thank you And now guys

01:20:39

[applause]

01:20:51

everything

01:21:00

[applause] the

01:21:04

right

01:21:06

guys are the right guys

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