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[music]
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thank you very much. feed the wind, yes
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guys, but we actually have everything,
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if you want, I can just tell you a bonus
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story about how I jumped with a
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parachute, if you want, okay,
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I’ll tell you how I jumped with a parachute, I
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never want length, well, it’s important, let’s
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tell you in more detail, I jumped with a
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parachute in Dubai
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it was a surprise that my
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wife Laysan Utyasheva gave me, in short, it’s a surprise
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she’s preparing for me, I don’t know
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at all, we agree before the new year to
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celebrate my birthday in
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Dubai, my birthday is March 14th, everything would be
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fine, but I start working on February 1st and I’m
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working guys seven days a week until March 12 for a
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month and a half, I told you this
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specifically so that you understand the state in which
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I arrived in Dubai, I have
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three shootings every day in a month and a half,
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I shot yes chickens in a month and a half, I love
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my job, I’m not complaining, I adore the guys,
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but obviously I’m just telling you what happened
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in a month and a half, I filmed fifteen
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improv shows, 16 episodes of two
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in a million, 12 comedy battles about 6 comedy
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clubs of this during the day
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and at night, I’m a [ __ ] who loves movies and
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money, I acted in movies at night, 14 more
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night shifts in movies and this everything
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flashed before my eyes when I was
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falling, I was thinking between they were still in my
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life,
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in short, guys, I flew to Dubai just
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on eyebrows, during the filming, I
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lost 6 kilograms in a month and a half.
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immediately there 12 I go to
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bed I wake up 14 on my birthday by lunchtime it will be
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closer to me will sean garrett
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get up birthday let's go down let's go down
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to the hall Igor T-shirt let's short she
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says no put on overalls
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overalls comfortable clothes
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and I'm a [ __ ] I'm so yes comfortable and also
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Dubai 36 degrees overalls is what you need
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for yourself, amazingly, like a fool, I'm going in
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overalls with her downstairs, let
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our friend Rakhmat, our mutual friend
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Rakhmat, whose car rental service
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say Pashka, happy
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birthday, bro, here's a ferrari for you,
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ride while you're here, I say Rakhmat
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Rakhmetova and handsome man I
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think to myself in the evening I'll go for a ride I say
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for SEO let's go she says these why
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let's go for a ride count of life 1
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I only realized later that she means
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life I sit down like a fool Kira don't say
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which one
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I say nose where we're going she says for a
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wonderful Lexus here we go until 15 minutes we're
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going somewhere we're going come to some
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closed area he says I'm teaching where we've
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come in general if something comes out our
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friend Lyosha says hello happy birthday
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we're talking where we've arrived
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the coal will go I've got flowers for you
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chocolate I've prepared let's go and I'll get it he's
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like a [ __ ] sweet tooth flowers jackal
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don't double anything I swear to you let's go in
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some little window
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Lyasya says here's his passport he takes out my
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passport they don't say here's your ticket I
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take out the ticket I look at Pavel Volya
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March 14 parachute jump I just
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understood there I look at myself at the jumpsuit
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the mirror where it’s signed by the idiot that’s how
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I thought the dipstick the handle can’t
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figure it out yet
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and there’s no way back now,
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Lesha, with whom we arrived, comes up to me and
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says listen, what a
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prudent Alessan got you
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insurance for death, how not to turn,
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say this sand, why did she do that
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in the first place? she’s burning my Ashana’s wife
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did this and I did this
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I’m saying why are you going to jump too he’s
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burning bro thank you I would never have
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made up my mind without you I didn’t make up my mind I didn’t
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just get brought here by deception, not to mention
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that I’ve dreamed of jumping with a parachute all my
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life dreamed and when they jumped with a
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parachute it was a dream he says don’t
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worry everything is fine now my wife
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will come not also death insurance we
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also have two children everything
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matches I think to myself great
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what is mathematics four children two corpses and
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two happy widows
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very rich with belays, right circle
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in place, everyone further tells us to wait for
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instructions, I think yes, find out everything, I’ll
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lay down the crab’s parachute myself, check everything, I’ll do it, it’s
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changed, it still calms you down, don’t be afraid,
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everything will be fine, if anything happens, don’t
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worry, there’s a net, you’ll plan
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to land on the net, I’m talking to myself I think
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one and a half thousand meters,
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I’ll just cut them into sectors, just
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peacock cubes to land there in the
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water from even then the insurance will
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figure out my mind,
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I say, okay, at least the grid is one and a
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half thousand meters, I can handle it, g4
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says that 4
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it’s on fire, 4000 meters I’m standing and I think,
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damn, this is 4000 meters more than I
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planned, yes, they tell us that the children
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wait there for Google, we sit in this
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corner and there they play a colorful film of
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how a woman jumps with a parachute, smiling all the time,
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doing it to the camera like this, like this,
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doing this camera, you all there is
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nothing useful information there, she’s just
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jumping joyfully like that, fastened
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to the instructor, I understand that from this
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gesture and from this whole film, in order to
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jump with a parachute, you have to be up to
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your forehead, how it’s decorated, we’re sitting, if that’s what
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I’ll learn
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and in short before us there were 12 groups, I watched
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11 times this film in a circle, I think everyone is
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briefing, let's go get us,
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they say all the guys, get up, it's your time
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and I say great briefing, where
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we are going, they don't say that, the film you
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watched is a briefing, I think damn,
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failure comes again, my instructor
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Vanya is cool awesome, our dude
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comes says Pavel, let's go,
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let's go, she's already putting these
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fastenings on me, you wait, wait, don't put it on, do
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n't put it on, he says, let's go with you, let's
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stow the parachute, come on, washed away, and you
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know how to stow a parachute, know
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he's looking at me to play, yes, I'm not in the shower I'd like to
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see how he lays it down I would easily ru
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move I think you and I are all together daddy
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holding hands and Our Father like you in
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heaven this one is all to make coal then I do
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n't know he never laid him down the
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guys over there are laying him down
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and some guys are laying him down and they say you
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know what’s sad no I don’t know him
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it’s not not scary you know he doesn’t
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answer bro it’s okay they
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have a license
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I thought well then it’s not scary it’s in
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my opinion it’s fair when you and I
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hurt ourselves they’ll take away the license before there are
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two corpses working here, one license is
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very honest, all this is in my opinion, but I
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think to myself if at once plus for a
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birthday, everyone will also say that what a good fellow
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Pavel Volya is 21 years old not 42
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turned 21 years old lived in one
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millennium and 21 years in another
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millennium waited for mirrors point and damn
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how heavenly we are in short while
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putting everything on me Vanya
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another instructor our Russian dude passes by and
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pats me on the shoulder says Vanya
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ask him he drank his pills in the morning
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create someone I don’t fit in he says and drank
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his pills sutra hangar yes relax
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says u We're such jokes here,
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he's joking, he's drunk, I think that's it, Pavel,
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then everything depends on you, we
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get on the bus opposite the
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dude who's another Russian jumping,
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Sasha, some Italian is sitting with him, I
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ask my instructor, we're going, I'm
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telling them how best to jump, he says,
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look we will rule second, the
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Italian will jump first, together with Sasha,
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and we will see how they jump so that you can
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see how people jump and you and I
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will also jump, I think damn, at least something
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sounds like a super plan, we will
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stick to it, we take off and only
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there guys, I understand that the instructors are a [ __ ] of
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all the filming in some kind of costumes in
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some kind of stuff, some kind of pads and they
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gave us glasses, you know which ones, they just
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flew over like a thread, it’s
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like they cut it out of a 4k file so that our
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eyes wouldn’t just fly out there,
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I swear if only yes, and
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when you jump, they
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will give you the same ones. My instructor could easily
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get a felt-tip pen for me to
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just draw on the face like this,
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you’ll fly fine, everything is fine, glasses
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then this door opens, well, like a
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door, a [ __ ], a garage door, these two are
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on the plane to start the corner this kind of thing
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blows like this the dzhigan doesn’t blow I swear
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like this for the explanation of this it starts and from
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start on the plane I’m sitting on the edge like
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this this door I’m sitting on the edge from there it’s
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all on me Vanya says don’t
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worry don’t worry everything’s fine you
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’ll become the hand will feel the flow of air of the
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buzz without giving I think ugh at least the buzz well,
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you weigh the hand the hand the hand does like this
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I stick it in and my brother Dublin to the iPhone
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thank you great there are dudes sitting on the floor with
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cameras on their heads who jump out
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first who should take a long shot of
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how everyone else jumps out
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they sit like this on the floor, the door
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is open and they just go there and then they
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just disappear, so
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there were people and. them, here they were, they were
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sitting here alive, they weren’t from just they
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disappeared with such speed as we trang with the
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song of a jellyfish from the stage, just a moment
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now, yes they were and no, I think so the
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Italian is following the plan plan we are following the
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Italian he and the Italian he
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fastens him to himself italian oh
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fastened to him they go down and
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sit down like this at the door he
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bans the Italian you free
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and they would jump there I think I
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understand everything van that free okay we sit down
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with Vanya I’m waiting for van that free and as soon as
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our ass drops on gender he just
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does that at comiccon
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no
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you
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guys nothing further than 55 seconds of free
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fall I remembered my whole life I
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remembered how I was little walking around Penza
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I remembered school I remembered the institute how
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I went to Moscow how I met the fox
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how I fell in love with her she tricked me to
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hell and the plane was thrown out
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[applause]
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200 kilometers per hour
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that was the speed of the fall of my love
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for faces just
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at some point the parachute opened
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just such a jerk
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I felt safe guys
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I never thought that I would say this but I
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felt safe with my
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ass fastened to the stranger’s guy’s dick,
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and he and the creator opened the water how many times
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and patted me on the back, then
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I plus I think the cat for the first time had
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about the same from behind, a stranger’s man made a
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sharp jerk, he claps to open his eyes,
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everything went about Kazu-san is
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already enjoying everything bitterly controls right
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left and right we are right in leongard and do
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you want a real copy I say yes I want
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it I thought he would kiss me on the ear
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from behind I say I want a real thrill I want
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he says both shadows on himself and I will pull both
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on yourself and you know this feeling when you
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play like that with an oar when you drive up a
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hill like this when you drive up a hill like this when there’s a little
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cuckoo this and this but on the
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hill it’s fast and I spat and this one and she
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won’t finish you think they’ll come back then I
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’ll let go of the vertini We also
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did this heavenly [ __ ] a little more with him and
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consolidated the simplicity, I think everyone
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lands great, we land
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great, landed everything was awesome, in
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the end I realized during the whole flight that in this
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[ __ ] videos that I watched 11 times there
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was no instruction
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except this By the way, when I
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went down to the cell, I did just that, I
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understood why they were doing this, it’s a damn
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stroke, no matter how I swear inside myself,
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no matter how much I tell you, I want to
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say thank you so much, I would
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never have dared to do this miracle myself.
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thank you for doing this in
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English words why
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just when I landed I overestimated
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my life from beginning to end guys I
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will fall Pavlik such a fragile life damn
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your life today depended simply on a
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ticket and on a parachute to just on a
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piece of paper and a rag
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you were born again today no more
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one day for [ __ ] not one day for
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sadness
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not one day for anger appreciate your
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little [ __ ] Penza life you
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fell from the sky and you survived you survived despite the
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feeling it was cool for the whole country I
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want to declare
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for my wife I’m writing this down I will
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never give Leisan
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skydiving because first of all I love
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her for real but in fact it’s her
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birthday soon me too I have prepared a
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surprise no parachutes Lyasya in Bali
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diving with sharks a great theme
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in general I found without scuba gear the three on the left
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just with a cloth here with
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a ticket there
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you will be sick to dive, he has
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licenses, everything is there and I took out insurance
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for alcohol, don’t worry if a shark swims at
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you and swim to the side of the net, there
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will be a net there, I swear to you guys, value
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your life, value your loved ones, you’ll have a
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great time, thank you to all of us
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because we to some extent fell
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from the sky to enjoy life everything
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calliditas is over everyone all the best to the
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fact
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this is Volodya supposedly sitting
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this is also him but 30 years ago for the demon
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[music]
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I know who killed will win Kennedy slammed
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for the crack
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[music]
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system will not remove these mushrooms, you can eat
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good afternoon,
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look how the young colonel I Kubrick
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saved the country in the 90s, a policeman for the
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ruble from April 12 at 9 pm on TNT
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[music]
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[music]

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