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[music] these are the silks of those who have a TV

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for our concerts, they demand everywhere,

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we're gone, we're joking, and good morning, dear, the

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rest, look at

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the machine yesterday, we'll

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remind you for those who have just arrived

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[music]

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you're sleeping and your board open your glasses,

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tragedy,

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good evening, good evening, Ukraine

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let's talk about modern technologies, for

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example, many girls complain that the

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new technology

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pays a and d is not very convenient did not

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put on makeup could not unlock

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the phone about the differences between modern iPhones and the

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good old Nokia ones I

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will tell you on Glushchenko and

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Marina Poplavskaya we ask

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[applause]

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I remember gave me my first iPhone

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because I am the very

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best in the world

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I remember the children gave me a Nokia 3310

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they said because the blood pressure is in the heart and you

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never know what can happen to you so

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you will always be in touch built up it is so

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convenient when the phone has everything

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Instagram Facebook and mail iPhone was

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always with me

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Yatsuk yad at the phone then I got tired of

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looking for it, it will fall under the sofa then I’ll

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forget it in my jacket I constantly called from

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home and while there was a call I ran away to

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look for it I was very afraid of dropping it because

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replacing the screen costs as much as 100 dollars

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I remember how I dropped the phone on my husband’s leg and it’s a

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fracture, sorry I paid 100 on IPS God

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I got a phone I wish I could use henna on my iPhone I

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immediately downloaded just cool

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apps it’s so convenient to buy

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tickets directly from my phone until I figured out

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how to write these damn text messages I almost

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went crazy it’s easier to go to the post office and

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give a telegram after two months

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I got frayed Damn the wire, I don’t understand

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why for such an expensive thing

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you can’t make the wires stronger I

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split the Nokia two coconut nuts,

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it’s strong, there are so many car cases, I do

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n’t even know which one to choose,

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with beads or with a surname, there’s

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only one case, but it can be worn around the

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neck and on the belt and even use it as a

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wallet on swimming trunks, the

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voice assistant siri is mega convenient,

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she will tell you an essay, you can chat

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when you’re bored, like I didn’t call this reptile

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and nokla and a bastard and a damn crap, but

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she still writes, enter the pin,

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the phone is unlocked with a graphic

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password, it’s cool I remember entering it three times

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this pin is incorrect, the phone requested a fart,

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did

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not exist,

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phew, husband also didn’t come up,

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went to the post office, send a telegram

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to the highest next background, put on the most

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beautiful underwear and hinted busy that she was

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ready for a new iPhone, well, when I

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was about to throw this crap away,

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I found the

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poet’s flashlight, horseradish is not so useless, I

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put it on rubber boots hinted to my husband

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that he could take me fishing with a

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flashlight, I remember that busy was breathing heavily, but

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he agreed that he had more memory in the new iPhone

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and the battery lasted 2 hours

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longer. At the end of fishing, the battery showed

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only one bar, from experience I know that

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this will be enough for a week a flashlight

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or one more time to charge the battery

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on the Zhiguli busy gave me 2 iPhones

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more everything like the first time it’s completely

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different here everything is much more convenient the children

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brought an alcotel

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folding bed will have to go through all the circles of

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hell for the second time first let’s try to

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open it

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very convenient that all the contacts are already at once

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is in the new phone,

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tried to transfer contacts via the

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infrared port,

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2 days passed,

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copied so much work Galya,

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a year passed, another new iPhone came out,

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Dunno, I like it better 8 or 10

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children gave me the third iPhone, but they do

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n’t last long for me, grains of it are a treasure so

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far has been working for ten years and

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the main thing is what kind of phone you didn’t have, don’t

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forget to communicate with family and friends

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and be sure to watch the death of the show

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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discounts for women are like alcohol for

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men, the higher the percentage, the more it

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blows the tower down, many people know about the promotion,

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come in a swimsuit and get a discount,

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let's see how this

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promotion went the other day in one of the capital's

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shopping malls

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[applause] [music]

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and food of the catch

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[music]

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show me the swimsuits then I'll open it so she

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sees, I see the girl doesn't see I'm documenting it all

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you said that we will show you will open

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said I will open 1000

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what kind of misfortune is this girl can

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call you an ambulance thank you was well of

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course you could come here

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to change clothes they didn’t tell you what

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a shame Sveta is for the sake of some discounts

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ready to stand here in underpants

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man can I that’s how I’ll take part in the action

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[music]

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okay

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woman, you should button up and you could at least

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wear a swimsuit,

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I would have put on panic 5 years ago when

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I was relaxing with a friend in Berdyansk, you did

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n’t kick anything like that, I haven’t

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seen such a wave in the Sea of Azov

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for a long time, and the prostitutes are

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so cold, they’re without a hat

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grandma, we came here for an action, come in a

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swimsuit to get a discount,

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it would be energy, such actions were carried out by

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Babaeva in the city of hex and does not take place

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so as not to rub off on your cow, and

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don’t scare me with your blue eggplants,

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I’m scared of such cucumbers,

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but we’ll still let in the hot lukewarm one

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please it’s so cold here and you

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show me for the glare and breasts then

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I’ll let you in the cinema hall

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this is only for her the promotion damn it’s a pity that there were

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n’t more people on Black Friday

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so we knocked down the door and everything is exactly

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like grandma you also wanted it on Black

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Friday so be it she's wrong, I'm on a

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rainy day because don't think that

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no one will come to that land for another seven minutes

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in seven minutes at my age, anything

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sell my good afternoon girls, what kind of

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rally are you having here, is it Fomin or

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something, Asoka Semyon, well, this those who

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show their breasts as a sign of protest,

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we came to the protest, come in a swimsuit to

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get a monastery, but this is Babenko,

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exactly Fomin,

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good afternoon, good day, what are you doing this for,

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and this is for the protest, until you hold the swimsuit,

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he doesn’t want to look for us, these people don’t

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pay attention, give edigey breasts in you icons I

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live I'm leaving and excuse me a little bit

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Chumachenko let's go wait wait here

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such a thing you understand I today just by

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chance a swimsuit it's a matter of

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what to do what we we we we we we we're at

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work and I have an important task here what

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task Chumachenko to follow in order in the

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queue, what kind of discounts are up to 80

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percent today and what does it depend on depends

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on the breast size

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who seems to have a larger one the discount is bigger

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so I will have 80 percent

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she will have 50 you will have 20 and you baby

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will have to pay extra it’s cold and the discount is

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small and then

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it will grow inside me

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and I have such a discount grandma

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you don’t have a discount you have benefits like advice

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for things advice you

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will all this I almost came up with the idea of

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opening the police

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why are you making noise again and opening it the

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police are the police let me in I’ll

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cook the police completely

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stopped funding the calabash combed

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so that they don’t let her in, but I’ll let her in, let her

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show the warrant,

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I don’t need it yet,

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I’m the only one who can show it, I remember how they

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hung it on my chest, he’ll arrest me, I’d like to

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see where she

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got the handcuffs from,

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so that’s my strategy,

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I run to the store and grab everything I

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can get my hands on in America I’ll be at home,

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but I don’t do this anymore after the

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last time when I brought home

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someone else’s dog and a toilet lid

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[music]

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[applause]

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their world is cold, it’s a cold day,

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I think no, I’m looking at such heat, it

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looks like I forgot my wallet and apparently I didn’t spend time in jail

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money - it can be hidden in any way, but you do

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n’t know, this promotion is

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also valid for this new iPhone and I don’t know,

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I got my iPhone for free

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on sos sos, I think yes, we have

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an admiral, I’m cute in color,

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can you tell me which shopping

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center it was in? private event in a private

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house

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hello women today there is a special event

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here yes well imagine you had to

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come in a swimsuit I know what I have decided to go

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to Park Teide with my farm showing now I

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will call the police to the police you misunderstood everything

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my wife just came put her boots aside

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and why am I not sick here I am I came to pick up

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my floor at a discount, how you should love your wife,

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what are you doing and putting on a

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hitch, you don’t understand, it’s just that if I

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take these boots at a discount,

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thongs and my wives just squeeze,

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so if I take them at a discount, then I

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can buy a spinning rod with the saved money, and

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if a spinning rod then I understand that

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we found out that it’s the boots that she wants, so

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she called me during sex,

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Dora, behind the boots, she called us a man for another

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33 minutes, it was either way, I can’t stand it, everything is

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fine, I open it, I warn you, I remind you that

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the entrance is only in swimsuits,

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a woman, you don’t have to undress

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and

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[applause]

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I’m sorry, we’ll at least end up women women Katya there is

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no one the action begins

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come in a coat and leave Sergei clothes

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[music]

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let's talk about the now popular topic of

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harassment in Hollywood if

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American stars rode in a

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minibus in Kiev Vyshgorod at rush hour

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then they would understand that their

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harassment was the look and flowers of Harvey

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Weinstein

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Ben Affleck who is next The whole world

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is scandalizing about harassment and

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only our Marina is scandalizing about

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their absence, but a

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very funny incident recently happened to her about this

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new song by Victoria Bullitt K and

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Marina Poplavskaya, meet

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your favorite duet oblique line

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[applause]

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now I’ll tell you terrible secret

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mystery happened to me recently a terrible

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crime happened I'm still

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under the impression it happened in a

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compartment carriage

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on the Kozyatin Zhytomyr stage I can't

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hold on any longer and I'll tell you how they

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tried to harass me

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such a delivery was underway I

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opened the compartment of the wagon and he was a man sitting there 1st

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logic, Vain is visually similar to

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Weinstein and smells of perfume, dressed

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beautifully, she is centuries old and vodka is not beer,

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which means there are no plans to get drunk with him, and I

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realized that he will harass me, he lies

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dozed off and smiles in his sleep, he dreams of him

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harassing me, a thing quietly entered,

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not all of the lighthouse has been laid out accidentally

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woke up Navoi and immediately said that I’m not like

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autumn, he thinks and doesn’t dream of

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swimming like this one, he started laughing, he was

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preparing advice for me at home,

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I understood their insidious plans, but of

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course I didn’t fall,

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I began to look at him, I’m afraid and so

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carefully I change clothes, I look where he is

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her face is covered by something, the insidious

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Hansa is mousing

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in a whisper, if she got to the bottom of him, she decided to

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undress and not dress, why would she be

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embarrassed anyway, she’ll already be harassing me

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like that, the feeling is that the goose is a maniac at the limit,

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go to the books, they’ve already turned white, I think he’s

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caught a strong maniac for self-defense, then it became

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cognac since there will be a crime now,

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there is no better defense than an attack, a sharp

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book, I take him away

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and offer him an acquaintance, the maniac

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tried to refuse 1 at a time, but I took off my bra and

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he immediately began to

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drink a little and again for the book, a creepy

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agnello, almost like Caligula

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over the victim, he holds tightly us power

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hrt already but really exhausted how much

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will he be from the sofa when at the expense he

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harassed me Yezhova knew when I was

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scared I even

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took off my wedding ring Osho was a maniac beat less layer

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I poured us 2 already these words my

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mother told me I was a maniac

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repeated exactly when there is no longer any strength to

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resist, you need to relax and

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just surrender

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[applause]

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write down to yourself, yes, with these words, the maniac

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feels very tense, now he’s

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about to start trying to

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stop this dirty business, I abruptly

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sat on the shelf towards the sky in front of

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his eyes share of doubts, I moved to his

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lap, you boy, don’t try to run away, since you’ve already made up your

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mind, let’s

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harass

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[applause]

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that he just started threatening you there, I do

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n’t remember who was the first to go kiss the

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lighthouse for some reason, he started jumping with his arms, waving his arms,

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screaming and biting,

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these hysterics don’t bother me visited me like this

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before, everyone was at home, the maniac started

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the stop, shouted to help him, your mind and the

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guide at the bijou,

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and what, what, what honestly did not expect from such an

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intervention in the process of my housework, the

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bailiff suddenly opened and the

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door here I am in a negligee, this light is under me

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the conductor is standing

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watching the drama, inflicting

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mental trauma under the hatch, I glanced at

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the conductor and what I realized was that two maniacs were working for the couple

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[applause]

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then the conductor began to damage the Korvatian, that’s how

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he decided to harass me with the

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main Pumbaa, I showed him with my free

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hand, I took off his pants and the rose

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she said to a friend, show your aunt

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your novotel,

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at first he screamed and was embarrassed, in

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the end, and he gave in,

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buy,

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I closed with three coins

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with you stein with these conductors, I’m beating

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what a nightmare and don’t talk from fastov,

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we drove for minutes, you got

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me Palau, it came at home with Father

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Min a young soldier and even newspapers of a

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deaf-mute Mursi and a white squad

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of policemen in handcuffs from the perverts

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forced me to get dressed at the

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gland station I had to and

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[applause]

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yes, all the men are the same and here I’m going public with you,

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in short, why did all this tell me this

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happened to me before,

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no luck it happened a little worse, it

00:25:02

happened with my husband, there were places of men, but there was no

00:25:06

harassment of something terrible,

00:25:08

the main thing is that everything was consensual and

00:25:11

this song happened like this because I got

00:25:15

caught with a handsome maniac

00:25:20

[music]

00:25:25

[applause]

00:25:29

I’ll also add I won’t be shy,

00:25:33

you need to be able to harass men

00:25:36

candy wine restaurant limousines and resorts

00:25:41

cinema boutiques while

00:25:43

ring career tiara bracelet fur coat

00:25:47

of that huge bouquet in love as in sports

00:25:51

you have to try and the woman will become

00:25:57

Samatova ganzo

00:26:10

[music]

00:26:15

police colonel so that his daughter does

00:26:17

not date anyone

00:26:18

forced her to wear her uniform but

00:26:22

this he entices the suitors even more,

00:26:24

but the most interesting thing is when the

00:26:27

cop’s daughter grew up and decided to introduce her dad

00:26:30

to her boyfriend,

00:26:32

look

00:26:36

[applause]

00:26:39

fap, well, I asked you, my

00:26:43

new boyfriend will come, so you remember to get dressed. I

00:26:47

was walking

00:26:48

naked

00:26:50

dad officially got off with the guests after all,

00:26:53

okay okay for your sake I’ll get dressed for the sake of my

00:27:00

only daughter I got in so beautifully they dressed up for a

00:27:05

Halloween costume

00:27:07

dota this is the most beautiful show I have and it’s

00:27:11

been three years since I’ve been at home I’ll see how the

00:27:14

folder in these new ones didn’t pass recertification

00:27:18

okay noise and he’s sulking with growth, let’s better

00:27:21

have a drink on Shabbat, the new one is crap, Opochka,

00:27:24

you can at least not drink before he comes, that’s how I

00:27:27

can not drink if my dad has been

00:27:29

depressed Opochka for three years, this is not

00:27:32

depression, binge drinking, because they’ve taken me

00:27:36

almost like a general, like junk to the trash heap,

00:27:40

they recruited these new ones, they’re walking around they are in black,

00:27:44

like no part of God, we were blue

00:27:49

as the sky,

00:27:51

these children with their flashing lights would flock to mine,

00:27:54

you drank and

00:27:56

poked around, but

00:27:58

I know that I haven’t gone outside for three years, I

00:28:00

would have gone to meet this little black raven

00:28:04

and the flashing lights, I turned him into

00:28:07

a daddy. I wanted to say something to Oreshnik, you

00:28:10

understand, as if for

00:28:15

a second, come on, Senka, you already

00:28:20

wanted to tell me about him, at least he’s not even daddy, let’s

00:28:28

get acquainted, this is my little Leshenka,

00:28:30

come on, Leshenka, out of spite,

00:28:39

you’re better off at 9, hello, very

00:28:45

nice, Alexey, I understand,

00:28:50

stripper

00:28:53

animator

00:28:55

dad He’s from the Lyceum, it’s very nice, is

00:28:59

Petrovich, and I’m not going to lie, but

00:29:04

where is your toilet here, judging by your

00:29:08

eyes, the toilet will be right here, hop

00:29:11

hedgehog, straight through the corridor and then the 8th door to

00:29:15

the left, through the command to go through,

00:29:18

you’ll figure it out if you ask the maid for anything

00:29:22

. .

00:29:25

Of the seven billion people on the planet, you

00:29:27

brought me this one

00:29:30

. although uncle Grisha’s son doesn’t like the

00:29:34

customs office, he’s not fat, he’s wealthy, there

00:29:38

should be a lot of

00:29:41

this guy of yours at all,

00:29:43

dad, it’s good, and uncle’s son, if he’s three years old, it’s

00:29:48

okay, we’ll wait, okay, okay, Sandy,

00:29:52

de jure, a handsome guy, a better day than you

00:29:56

and the lyceum

00:30:01

nihil about myself, I thought I was in the museum, dad

00:30:07

took a closer look, really, the toilet

00:30:12

will get off better, just get into the car and in

00:30:15

pain where did dad come from, I actually

00:30:20

came on a bicycle, well, those cars above

00:30:24

broke my

00:30:27

memory, I gave out a pistol and water bottles instead of the

00:30:30

usual

00:30:32

ones, by the way, here only a

00:30:34

serious task, and what but the

00:30:37

task was

00:30:38

about which kitten was taken from a tree in the wrong place,

00:30:43

even the chase was a chase on bicycles, the

00:30:48

kitten was taken off, he ran away, no, there was a whole

00:30:53

gang there, there were two kittens at the cutters,

00:30:56

they were raging at Lesha, by the way, a very

00:30:59

dangerous profession,

00:31:01

and I’m dangerous dota, of course, is dangerous, you

00:31:04

know how pressure rises from coffee,

00:31:06

these links flashes of halaso schwa and do it,

00:31:09

and if the kitten is mad, the floor is forty injections of a

00:31:13

nut, by the way, we are fighting

00:31:17

corruption, prostitution from drugs,

00:31:20

of course, break not build,

00:31:23

well, they have been creating for so many years

00:31:28

[applause]

00:31:32

daughter, I understand the family is not without its black sheep,

00:31:35

but we already have a mother’s brother, the place

00:31:37

is taken by the

00:31:39

hedgehog, by the way, very good,

00:31:43

dear, I don’t understand who you are,

00:31:46

so kind,

00:31:48

since childhood, she’s been dragging helpless people home, then

00:31:50

some kind of lame dog, only

00:31:53

tenko is shabby now from you brought it

00:31:56

and I have good news for you before

00:32:00

Lyosha quits, no, that means there wo

00:32:04

n’t be good news for the folder, so

00:32:07

please tell me where

00:32:11

Lyosha earns money, I work in the police,

00:32:15

I see that you earn money where there, and if you

00:32:20

earn money, it means you are

00:32:23

volunteering

00:32:24

and how will you feed your family? electricity

00:32:28

miss shocker or gas from a can

00:32:30

on them Petrovich we have a normal

00:32:33

salary of 7000

00:32:35

phew thank God there won’t

00:32:38

be a wedding why did you decide that.

00:32:42

I didn’t decide it, Aleshkina’s salary decided

00:32:46

I lived on 7000, this is absolutely normal.

00:32:50

when you were at school, these seven thousand

00:32:53

every month for breakfast and you gave a

00:32:54

dollar was 5 each

00:32:58

and what are Lyosha’s future plans for life? Well,

00:33:02

I want to become the head of a department,

00:33:07

of course, a salary of 10,000 will save us

00:33:10

Aleko at least pay for

00:33:13

Oleg Petrovich’s money from here I’m not interested in

00:33:17

this, I understood from your salary

00:33:21

that you are so worried, I’ve already

00:33:22

calculated everything, for example, my thin one and I

00:33:25

will go to the sea this summer, Makeevka

00:33:30

radio, how can anyone go there on the same minibus, the

00:33:33

price has

00:33:35

only risen on a bicycle, well, the

00:33:38

length of the Olga seat is on the frame and forward it’s

00:33:42

light the future has lubricants in the mouth Oleg

00:33:45

Petrovich

00:33:46

we will go to the real black sea of

00:33:50

passages. I'll save you,

00:33:55

hello, the police

00:33:57

decorate my daughter with

00:34:00

one rogue hitting her in

00:34:02

which stop clowning around,

00:34:07

Leshenka, do you remember recently at

00:34:10

work such a funny incident was knives on

00:34:14

Fridays, leg, sit down, listen to know,

00:34:16

we come to the call

00:34:18

and this is the house of the prosecutor, it turns out he

00:34:21

immediately offers us a bribe 10,000 I see

00:34:25

the tax hasn’t changed,

00:34:28

we say no no don’t you what the UN

00:34:31

is offering 20,000 oh you’re

00:34:35

bargaining normally we say years no take away

00:34:39

the money altogether take away he

00:34:42

began to offer us gold and diamonds

00:34:44

heads in silk and he’ll be imprisoned for 10 years

00:34:51

such humor in what

00:34:57

[applause ]

00:35:00

yuz

00:35:01

humor we came to the house about

00:35:05

loud music and behind us, not for a bribe,

00:35:12

congratulations to you guy, you beat nut

00:35:16

Petrovich, this is how we, by the way,

00:35:18

acted within the law,

00:35:20

we even got letters from you about dota bush,

00:35:24

place of fur coats, lameness, and instead of

00:35:28

going on vacation You will look at the diploma and you will be

00:35:30

fresh and in difficult times, dad,

00:35:33

we are off and we will live together in a hostel,

00:35:38

you are

00:35:39

better off already at the barsik’s booth in

00:35:42

lots of meters more from warm water,

00:35:45

there are no interruptions, Oleg

00:35:48

has promised to give us apartments

00:35:52

on Obolonsky Prospekt this year,

00:35:55

where are you from? you know, yes, because they also

00:35:58

promised us that, daddy, we’ll still be

00:36:03

together, so if you don’t like it,

00:36:05

we’ll just leave here now, that’s that one, that’s

00:36:07

quietly, quietly,

00:36:10

Lyoshka, Lyoshka trembling,

00:36:13

you want to be my daughter, well, of course,

00:36:16

that means you’ll have to go through

00:36:18

recertification, ready for

00:36:22

anything for scarlet’s sake this is question 1

00:36:25

where do you work in the police you were denied

00:36:31

that date otherwise

00:36:33

good good another chance the second

00:36:37

question on intelligence

00:36:39

where do you plan to work preferably from

00:36:42

tomorrow

00:36:45

pray tarshish this is for the same rake

00:36:48

this was told to me by these new ones of yours ben

00:36:51

mawlana to bachennya daddy

00:36:55

thoughts to her together, so if I am for

00:36:58

you, daughter, a sacrament for you, son, my tongue does

00:37:09

not turn,

00:37:12

hello, mothers, hello, oh oleshko,

00:37:18

is it you who called the stripper to

00:37:20

laugh, but in the new police,

00:37:23

it’s not me, mother, it’s her, it’s my new

00:37:27

guy, not a policeman, will speed up Thomas,

00:37:36

you’re moving on to

00:37:38

give an ashot with your mother while doing others, you already

00:37:42

need to look for your mother in the structure

00:37:44

that with the old and with the new people are the same

00:37:52

dad, mom, I have already decided everything, Leshenka and I

00:37:58

will be together, send Lesha

00:38:01

all the best to you Oleg, you just

00:38:07

take them like that and I ask I'll do it big I'll

00:38:11

do it sooner he'd be sweating

00:38:14

I'd have him arrested you'd put him in jail and

00:38:16

there'd be order and an hour Spartak yes they

00:38:26

broke that system let's remember mother without

00:38:32

clinking glasses

00:38:44

[music]

00:38:48

business

00:38:49

can be different I read on the Internet

00:38:51

how much hairless Sphynx cats cost

00:38:56

enterprising the man realized that he

00:38:58

could earn more from his kittens and

00:38:59

went to get a razor, but the

00:39:03

couple Natasha and Seryoga, beloved by the audience,

00:39:06

after an unsuccessful mating of dogs, came up with a new

00:39:09

business, let’s look at yours, of course,

00:39:17

your business is hemorrhoids victories, don’t you

00:39:29

see, I choose, I see, it’s just that you

00:39:33

cleaned the last time, I too I don’t remember the

00:39:38

last time you cleaned up,

00:39:40

in short, you’re a place to remember,

00:39:43

it would be better to help by changing, I’m almost writing about her, I

00:39:47

threw out the Christmas tree, less than a year has passed,

00:39:52

well, I understand, and you’re waiting for a mistress, you’re

00:39:59

such a mistress, Natasha, you’re crazy, I

00:40:02

only love you, you I’m like

00:40:05

Angelina Jolie, better than

00:40:09

Natasha, in short, I even

00:40:12

came up with a business specifically for you to donate bottles, are

00:40:16

you crazy, I’m a startuper, I’m twice

00:40:19

on the 1st floor of the business, I don’t join in short, this

00:40:24

surrogacy is what it’s like

00:40:31

when you carry

00:40:33

someone else’s child with your belly strangers, wait,

00:40:36

too, so our tank from the second entrance,

00:40:39

you sho, our tank from the second entrance

00:40:42

just flew in and doesn’t know, my father, but I

00:40:45

know, but I won’t say, in short, there’s such a

00:40:49

thing, everyone immediately knows who the father is, so

00:40:55

wait, wait, wait, this is what

00:40:57

happens to me who - I have to say

00:41:03

hurray,

00:41:05

what’s wrong with this room, find out

00:41:08

only for 9 months,

00:41:15

clients came to the ray, in fact, I actually

00:41:24

do this for love, but you

00:41:28

love money, they pay 15 thousand livres,

00:41:32

I’ll open it

00:41:36

in this form, will they open the bag? I'm off to

00:41:39

do something creative, but I

00:41:41

can come along,

00:41:45

good shadow from here lives on the cable

00:41:52

cinema here and here and come on in, come on in until you do

00:41:56

n't have to take off your shoes, but here it's clean,

00:41:59

just sit down carefully,

00:42:05

there might be a spring shooting, thank you for that,

00:42:08

well, let's get acquainted Sergeyka were

00:42:11

ocen the owner of these beautiful Russian

00:42:13

apartments is very nice Peter

00:42:17

Johansson the Netherlands

00:42:20

so this nataha can work for export

00:42:24

though my wife is a little

00:42:26

late for now she went for a walk

00:42:29

oh yes our country has the

00:42:32

best shopping

00:42:33

so tea coffee oh no no I’ll probably

00:42:36

refuse oh

00:42:37

well right, why waste tea so well,

00:42:42

let's go to the capital of your homeland,

00:42:45

Bucharest,

00:42:50

well, where will we lose the tenant's

00:42:54

address for years, well, where will we

00:42:59

be fertilized here or will we go to the bedroom,

00:43:02

but I would like to see the

00:43:05

surrogate mother first, so it's

00:43:06

not a question at all nataha

00:43:10

[music]

00:43:18

really beautiful

00:43:21

natakha, spin around, spin around, look, it’s not

00:43:27

broken, not painted,

00:43:31

if you want, we can drive it into the pit, what did you

00:43:33

look at note,

00:43:35

well, in general, I’ll tell you, she has such

00:43:39

immunity, it’s a bummer, and she

00:43:41

wore ballet flats all winter and didn’t get sick;

00:43:51

why does she

00:43:53

like the hat with the hat on?

00:43:58

she’s just walking, she’s just taking care of her brains, she’s afraid of

00:44:01

catching a cold, give me some new intellect

00:44:04

Natasha show everyone show her

00:44:10

brains crossword puzzles and scanword puzzles

00:44:19

she’s in the toilet with these crossword puzzles when

00:44:22

she sits down on the numbers 3 before and he goes

00:44:25

outside and by the way it’s our family

00:44:29

crossword puzzles to tell no toilet to

00:44:32

go outside article if not with the tests

00:44:37

everything is in order, then in general everything is excellent,

00:44:39

she does fluorography every week,

00:44:43

why every week is enough once

00:44:46

a year I didn’t know and I like it, after

00:44:50

fluorography she comes all glowing with

00:44:53

happiness and you lead a healthy lifestyle

00:44:57

exercise morning jogging quince hand

00:45:01

over the evening we have such a creepy

00:45:04

area home to beer trying to run

00:45:08

joker then there in the gateway

00:45:12

her health is short, she's in such a state,

00:45:14

if only she had stopped smoking there was a

00:45:17

plan to smoke substances and listen, in short,

00:45:29

this is the question that interests me, but your

00:45:32

wife will be watching behind this

00:45:34

process, yes, we would like to

00:45:36

control the process together, well, in short,

00:45:41

like, I can watch it too, I think

00:45:46

it’s possible before

00:45:48

listening, let’s maybe fight two on two,

00:45:52

okay, you can, I can’t, just

00:45:55

tell me honestly, have you had experience with surrogacy before,

00:46:00

not like fifty for fifty it’s like

00:46:05

this and here from episode 1 the surrogate got

00:46:08

pregnant well and it’s not true it

00:46:11

wasn’t like that you won’t know in short

00:46:16

should only son donate attacks and let’s

00:46:19

go directly back and forth to the

00:46:21

closet

00:46:22

and you wanted to do eco-

00:46:26

fertilization it’s like that. I understood, in short,

00:46:32

well, we will drag the mattress onto the balcony, it’s

00:46:35

not glazed, it’s nature, all the

00:46:38

birds are doing, all the tubers 2 didn’t understand and

00:46:41

the clan want it on the balcony, it’s

00:46:44

great then, in short, run to the toilet for an

00:46:46

air freshener, it will have a pine smell

00:46:49

like in the forest and children and

00:46:52

this artificial insemination why are

00:46:58

you looking at me like that

00:46:59

I know only two ways in socks and

00:47:04

bios actors only the first to use

00:47:09

this artificial insemination is

00:47:12

done in vitro in the clinic

00:47:14

and why do we need a clinic and went mine

00:47:17

now from Allah will go put on white

00:47:20

coats will be like a nurse

00:47:23

not children, this should be done by

00:47:26

specialists, the act is the best in this matter,

00:47:32

not a specialist, but don’t worry so

00:47:37

nataha specialist, she generally knows how to do everything, she’ll raise the

00:47:40

dead, let’s make a deposit, yes,

00:47:45

of course, please, well, in short, get acquainted

00:47:51

there, it’s all that, and you have this often,

00:48:02

and I told you about the ad on the pillar

00:48:06

is working wish the client has popped and excuse the

00:48:12

same Nastya cable Kalkina yes yes if only

00:48:16

Lyapina would come to life here and then but bro is

00:48:18

late you yeah you understand after nine

00:48:21

months you have to no wait you don’t

00:48:25

understand

00:48:26

hello dear you games 1 and that is, this

00:48:31

is my wife, meet

00:48:35

me I found such a red card for

00:48:39

our future, I didn’t understand above 2 Peter

00:48:53

[music]

00:48:54

or something, Uncle Misha drove into a Bentley in his

00:48:58

Lanos, no one asked about

00:49:03

these voluntary things they do,

00:49:06

I understand your indignation, but in the modern

00:49:10

world, in short, take your hands off me, I understood this

00:49:15

shaggy, in short, all

00:49:17

Seryoga, so they didn’t come to me

00:49:21

in October,

00:49:28

well, in short, let’s

00:49:31

get out of here, unfortunate people, we

00:49:34

went for a deposit, return the money

00:49:43

[music]

00:49:59

[music]

00:50:00

and if before the girls were waiting for a prince on a

00:50:05

white horse, now they are waiting for a prince with a

00:50:07

tenth iPhone in white body, the

00:50:11

appearance of this gadget in stores all over

00:50:14

the world

00:50:15

caused an unprecedented stir, women are

00:50:18

ready to do anything for it,

00:50:21

don’t believe me, look

00:50:25

[music]

00:50:38

and he gathered us here, he is the one who is here

00:50:44

every time, well, they wait again,

00:50:49

the vine went on for centuries and again we came for him

00:50:55

we We understand that for everything

00:50:58

he’s dinner for grandpa and we’ll stand on the troika, but after all,

00:51:06

our home is on the streets

00:51:11

and he will

00:51:14

remember the rows of

00:51:16

my cry about and

00:51:19

10 he’s

00:51:21

season 10 anniversary

00:51:24

where I

00:51:26

want to buy him I can’t live without him

00:51:30

Yanochka is ready even anyone can

00:51:36

know 1

00:51:38

[ music]

00:51:40

every time in a row you

00:51:42

know your mother, you accepted the

00:51:46

system for the iPhone, the kids can’t even better than the

00:51:51

husband I saw,

00:51:54

let him be at least a loss

00:51:58

[music]

00:52:00

a man,

00:52:02

let him at least throw them

00:52:03

for his mother and

00:52:05

[music]

00:52:06

well, it must be on the site during the day so that

00:52:10

the husband can’t get laid my phone the price

00:52:14

this time does not please Michael

00:52:17

I could pay for water and gas for ten years

00:52:21

this status is very important to me this

00:52:27

symbolizes success we have a high

00:52:32

salary 10 iPhone and there is Lucy and it’s

00:52:40

not a sin for

00:52:41

me to go to the judge

00:52:44

in person

00:52:45

or better yet three at once

00:52:49

it's pretty boring

00:52:53

I'll open the balls to

00:52:57

any background

00:53:01

I'll be 6 at home to my neighbor my promo

00:53:05

loves only spots of

00:53:07

his like a fool waited

00:53:10

and now it comes out from 10 so beautiful don't

00:53:15

be

00:53:16

I'll bring the case ready

00:53:19

since that's the theme of mazda 5 and 6

00:53:26

[music ] the

00:53:33

whole palette

00:53:34

[music]

00:53:39

what did he do to the girls back then

00:53:43

and it was 10 years ago

00:53:48

tatur are walking with an iPhone in the snow and rain

00:53:52

and before they stood like that for bread and milk there

00:53:57

is no coin in place

00:54:02

but I don’t understand why the

00:54:05

white floor is

00:54:09

these

00:54:10

idiots I’ll re-read it again

00:54:13

how come I don’t sell your brains,

00:54:19

these are 35 sins,

00:54:25

but I did as I did,

00:54:29

for which I was entrusted with the gramophone

00:54:33

10

00:54:35

and died, but

00:54:36

[music]

00:54:39

we will remember before

00:54:41

and and won’t believe 1

00:54:44

alim

00:54:45

between

00:54:46

[music]

00:54:48

and now

00:54:52

why do you want to wait, it wouldn’t be

00:54:56

[music]

00:54:57

yes

00:55:00

[music]

00:55:03

.

00:55:07

Moscow City Council

00:55:12

call [music]

00:55:18

this show is for those who have a TV

00:55:24

our concerts require 2 languages of

00:55:28

the show

00:55:29

we joke and kind personal nice the rest

00:55:33

watch me opera [music]

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