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Oh hello and Mikhail Guts was put in the manager00:00:12
I even know why and why so00:00:15
that I piss off the whole Family Hello00:00:18
Hello00:00:19
[applause] well, there is00:00:25
so much news in the world, well, iPhone 700:00:29
came out, I don’t know Buzova got divorced00:00:34
Why are you silent and00:00:37
daddy Give please give me one more00:00:39
gift What are00:00:41
you doing, let's go to karaoke Zay,00:00:45
you're so sexy to me00:00:47
Russia And why they put her on the jury, she00:00:51
knows about KVN00:00:56
today is KVN's birthday,00:00:58
it's customary to invite guests to a birthday party So00:01:00
imagine Alexander Vasilyevich00:01:02
Maslyakov and San Sanych Maslyakov they are thinking about00:01:05
who to invite to the KVN anniversary, but with a slight00:01:07
amendment, as we the KVN Pyramid team00:01:10
imagines this00:01:12
[music]00:01:15
[applause]00:01:17
that rea Alexander Vasilyevich00:01:20
No, not you Alexander Vasilyevich And I’m00:01:22
good dad So let’s think about who to invite00:01:26
to the anniversary according to the list00:01:29
Komolov Yes Nagiyev Yes Guzman Yes, maybe we wo00:01:34
n’t invite Guzman Try not to00:01:37
invite him Yes Exactly Yes, no, I’m really saying00:01:39
let’s try not to invite him once Let’s try not to invite him00:01:43
Come on Great, so Usman no00:01:49
Hello yes Julia Salam how did you find out00:01:54
No, that’s how,00:01:55
well, that’s the concept of the first anniversary without00:01:58
Guzman, it’s festive it’s fun it’s00:02:00
without Guzman we’ll00:02:02
continue like this Khazanov Yes Demidov Yes00:02:06
Demidov Yes Let him try to find00:02:09
[music]00:02:18
I said no00:02:21
How we lived like00:02:27
some singer Or maybe we’ll call00:02:30
Kirkorov which one of them00:02:34
Sparrow You know a lot of Kirkorov Well,00:02:36
I know about six for sure Okay, you measure them in00:02:40
pieces, to hell with it, but you00:02:42
can bring me an example of at least one Well,00:02:44
my neighbor’s tall guy is so curly-haired,00:02:46
he’s like Kirkorov and then Tatyana00:02:49
Kirkorova She’s really a single mother, not like00:02:51
that’s all00:02:54
Let’s continue like this Shirvindt Yes00:02:58
Listen, she can call Berman and Zhandarev00:03:01
which are from00:03:04
Barbie You know a lot of Germans and00:03:06
Zhandarev, well, I know about six for sure That00:03:08
is, there are 12 of them, two of them00:03:11
are not [music]00:03:13
Hello00:03:22
to him, no Well, let’s at least change the coal00:03:24
Yes, there is no need to change anything, get out00:03:26
of here, let’s00:03:31
continue Well, there is one place left00:03:34
of course, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin00:03:37
who00:03:40
you thought I won’t ask00:03:43
I hoped And I’m joking KVN anniversary Well of course00:03:47
Take it away then we’ll call everyone00:03:49
[music]00:03:52
I, as the most important one in this team, I want to00:03:55
address the most important one of KVN00:03:57
Dear suns, think of some00:03:59
Wait at all- then the main ones in KVN,00:04:01
Alexander Vasilyevich, his father, what00:04:04
are you pouring from me, Andreevich and I read00:04:06
the documents, the general director of the00:04:09
Amerikaniovich Maslyakov, no, that he00:04:12
pulled up his dad, of course, he’s a great guy,00:04:21
in short, Sansarych, let’s be00:04:24
business partners. I’ve even already00:04:26
come up with the name of the store, the world of plumbing00:04:29
[applause]00:04:32
perfect Well, just think about it Well, you can’t00:04:36
do KVN all your life, yes You have to somehow00:04:38
earn money I agree to go00:04:43
to TV Well, I don’t know how everyone does But our00:04:47
Lenka has already definitely got there00:04:51
[applause]00:04:54
Now I, as a person from TV, can00:04:57
address the jury on an equal basis Dear00:05:00
jury we have prepared gifts for you.00:05:02
Perhaps they will seem ridiculous to you, but in00:05:03
life everything can be useful00:05:05
Yuri Solomonovich to you We decided to give you a net00:05:09
Leonid an00:05:11
alarm clock for you Vasily a Zenit camera for00:05:15
you Sergey 100 rubles00:05:19
and for you Maria We would like to give a00:05:21
piece of spring please open00:05:29
[applause]00:05:33
so sit and catch You have a net for00:05:41
Leonida from the alarm clock, wake up Yuri00:05:43
Solomonovich00:05:45
Vasily, take off to see what frames00:05:48
you break catches butterflies00:05:51
there00:05:54
[music]00:05:57
[applause]00:06:03
I told you that everything in life will come in handy00:06:08
[music]00:06:14
our years have sweated everything to live beautifully and00:06:20
live dearly00:06:30
While our Dear animals are catching00:06:33
butterflies that were given exclusively to00:06:36
the dove, that's00:06:39
what I want to say,00:06:41
the game is the game and some teams00:06:45
may not even be lucky after00:06:48
[applause]00:06:53
Looking at you Yarmolnik I realized that00:06:55
Drozdov has nothing to do like you00:06:57
[applause]00:07:03
he of course with his kindergarten does00:07:06
n’t hold a candle to you so00:07:08
Dear Can I still continue00:07:13
[applause]00:07:19
for Alexander Vasilyevich’s birthday, it’s too often00:07:23
Alexander Vasilyevich’s birthday and in00:07:25
general the last time they gave me shoes,00:07:26
what do they do on you in00:07:34
general Alexander Vasilyevich doesn’t get anything from our00:07:37
gifts cold Neither hot we need00:07:39
to think about his gift Shut up00:07:43
Let's chip in 500 rubles Yes, what00:07:45
500 rubles are these poor students, what do you00:07:48
want from them This is a poor student 200900:07:51
kg00:07:52
What is your favorite item cake00:07:56
Yes, by the way, now Europe00:07:58
is afraid of us like fire and everyone Kuban00:08:00
bypasses Yes, my father00:08:03
studied in the same institute in St. Petersburg with Putin, everyone studied in00:08:05
St. Petersburg with Putin in the same institute,00:08:08
everyone knows, found something to be proud of00:08:12
You are preventing us from developing,00:08:16
we will decide for ourselves what to give Alexander00:08:19
Vasilyevich for his birthday,00:08:20
what will happen without me00:08:31
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[applause]00:08:49
[music]00:08:53
Hello Alexander Vasilyevich00:08:55
Hello guys00:08:58
Alexander Vasilyevich here Wait Which00:09:01
of you is the strongest I am00:09:04
Yes I am so strong that twice two is seven00:09:08
I said00:09:11
London00:09:14
Twice two London00:09:19
is a nut00:09:22
why Alexander Vasilyevich the enemies of Davis are00:09:25
my enemies Demis Calm down Why is he00:09:29
We’ll listen to him, we’ll just take him next time and00:09:30
not take him to Moscow00:09:41
[music]00:09:45
I don’t know why now I remember00:09:52
our team is like the sun for me in the00:09:56
sense that it hurts to watch00:10:02
[music]00:10:04
you know, we know for sure that everything00:10:06
will be fine with us because before the game they came to00:10:09
us Konstantin Lvovich came up behind the scenes,00:10:12
he says guys, I’m not the last person on the first channel00:10:18
Well, I’m not the last Well, the first one,00:10:21
stick with me and everything will be fine,00:10:23
I’m standing there looking at him and thinking00:10:27
Oh God00:10:31
[music]00:10:32
[applause]00:10:34
Alexander Vasilyevich we listened,00:10:40
you don’t believe it Yes We brought authoritative people from00:10:43
Armavir, now they will prove to00:10:45
Egor that we have a director of a music00:10:47
gymnasium, call him00:10:48
now, of course, be careful. Yes, you00:10:51
know, he’s such a dangerous man that he would slip a poisoned flute to the00:10:53
former director of a music gymnasium,00:10:59
and by the way, he’s also called a00:11:00
man-orchestra. Yes, he’s just that one for 2600:11:03
people receive a salary Yes Meet00:11:06
the director of the music gymnasium00:11:09
[music]00:11:12
Hello First of all, I would like to00:11:14
express my admiration for the program of the show00:11:17
Voice Dmitry You are a brilliant presenter00:11:20
I envy you with white envy, I just dream of00:11:22
being in your place and as a00:11:24
gesture of goodwill, accept this modest gift from me00:11:41
play the flute,00:11:44
you don’t know how to play, just blow a couple of00:11:46
times, why are00:11:47
you dressed up like that? It’s a cunning plan,00:11:51
today it’s not a woman sitting on the jury, but a dream,00:11:53
and she won’t dance with Dima from the northerners,00:11:55
but you’ll agree with Freddie Mercury00:11:57
[music]00:12:04
[applause] [music ]00:12:18
dear Svetlana Loboda00:12:22
Probably you are now with hatred Look at00:12:24
my back00:12:27
but I like it Alla00:12:29
Alla do not refuse a slow dance to a00:12:31
simple guy who sent off his forehead00:12:34
[applause]00:12:40
Alla Can you be00:12:43
today you and tomorrow me00:12:47
Remember all people are people and I like you as a00:12:49
superstar00:12:51
came up with it myself00:12:54
[applause]00:12:56
Well done, romantic, he set up a beautiful scene.00:12:59
Well done Dima,00:13:07
you have nothing in life00:13:10
[applause]00:13:17
Why did you choose such a song? Don’t you00:13:20
know? Alla, Dima was sitting with me before the dance,00:13:26
come here00:13:29
[music]00:13:50
Hello Sasha00:13:52
[applause] I’m00:13:55
glad you came Sorry, I’m so used to it. There’s00:14:03
just one thing I can’t understand. We00:14:06
reached the finals of the Premier League together.00:14:08
Why didn’t they take you?00:14:12
You know KVN is for a long time. And I heard00:14:15
one guy. The bride with KVN didn’t wait00:14:17
[music] the00:14:19
vile [ __ ] grew old and died00:14:25
[ applause]00:14:27
Well, okay, I have to go Thank you for coming00:14:30
Thank you for the transfer00:14:33
[music]00:14:35
we got into our hands a unique recording of00:14:37
a conversation that took place the day before yesterday on the00:14:40
Russian Latvian border00:14:49
We both understand that you are Russian00:14:53
Please passport please00:14:59
so first name last name is00:15:08
very funny00:15:11
We are here in Latvia too watching TV00:15:15
The purpose of00:15:16
KVN’s visit is good that you will declare00:15:21
the event in the dark Svetly and three of these00:15:25
smaller copies are00:15:28
very good So who issued00:15:31
the invitation00:15:36
where you will live, so to speak, who00:15:40
provides the living space00:15:48
[music]00:15:53
So are you going alone or is there someone else with you00:15:56
12 teams four teams and then six00:16:01
teams, two more teams, so00:16:05
four teams each00:16:11
[applause] in00:16:14
general, they brought everyone from us and so the Russians from00:16:17
half the country,00:16:22
you know, I also really like to joke, would you like me to00:16:26
tell you an anecdote?00:16:28
Many years of experience tells me that right00:16:30
now you should take and forbid you00:16:32
something - or it’s unrealistic00:16:36
[applause]00:16:38
Well, are you starting again, we’re starting to00:16:45
scratch KVN with our tongues and start helping us here00:16:48
And so now we’ll win by00:16:50
one or two I’m telling you after the last game00:16:52
Alexander Vasilyevich calls me to his00:16:54
office, I go in and he has a chessboard there00:16:56
and figures of all teams, he says,00:16:58
well, let's play in the Burdash in the city of dreams C300:17:00
I say Napoleon Dynamite E4, he says00:17:03
let's be friends with those, I say with00:17:04
pleasure00:17:06
He says you didn't understand your step, my friend00:17:09
I say, well, without swearing, he says00:17:10
of course, without swearing, don't you dare this is KVN Although00:17:13
I understand that it’s more fun I say00:17:21
I say Well, can I tell this whole story00:17:24
on Channel One, he says you00:17:25
can Only redo it as if00:17:27
I gave you the Shah I say of course00:17:29
Alexander Vasilyevich you are the winner Well,00:17:32
since I won there is one please00:17:33
look, your son leads the Premier League00:17:35
and your granddaughter leads children's KVN. I'm just00:17:38
thinking about children's KVN. It's possible to00:17:39
host the premiere together. And I would take over the premiere.00:17:46
Well, well, so Alexander Vasilyevich, what's the00:17:49
end result and you're a roundhouse kick?00:17:50
on the jaw, to be honest, it's Ninja or no, it's00:17:52
all out of here Okay, what if I'm at00:17:55
home Well, the00:17:57
eighth season of the00:18:00
series Game of Thrones just recently started on the street, but not Many people00:18:02
know that they auditioned for the role of a super expensive series00:18:03
Super expensive actor00:18:08
I'm Dmitry Nagiyev00:18:13
from the Nagiyev family in St. Petersburg born all00:18:18
corporate parties taking in December awake00:18:22
Ernstoy honoring Dmitry You don’t00:18:26
suit us Come on, how come you guys are00:18:29
sorry but no00:18:37
Well, come on Maybe I’ll play it then00:18:39
Mother of dragons We00:18:41
already have the Mother of dragons Yes Well come on Sanya I know the00:18:45
dragon’s egg00:18:47
Let’s rehearse that means you have a00:18:49
bed scene with the mother of dragons,00:19:08
especially dragons00:19:11
[applause]00:19:13
Okay mother, don’t worry about your children’s legs under him00:19:23
or whatever they have00:19:27
and most importantly don’t forget that your main00:19:29
enemy is the king of the night Oh well it’s late or00:19:33
something00:19:34
[applause]00:19:36
no this is the king of the night Wow, hear my00:19:40
friend, let's get on this side00:19:42
Stand up It's just that I have a cross on this hand,00:19:44
I feel so much calmer00:19:47
Well, let's start I see you've already00:19:49
changed your clothes, I mean changed your clothes I00:19:52
came in my clothes00:19:59
guys,00:20:07
that's it Dmitry You're not coming for us,00:20:09
goodbye What do you mean you guys don’t fit that guys00:20:12
I have 15 million views00:20:15
How come you don’t fit that00:20:19
Dima00:20:22
Well tell you you don’t let me down00:20:25
when you warmed up the snake bye-bye00:20:30
[applause] do00:20:36
you understand where you are in the00:20:39
fat people like Andrey are sitting00:20:40
Merzlikin Sergei Svetlakov Oh, what kind of people00:20:43
in Hollywood never dream like that00:20:45
Alexander00:20:51
and you00:20:54
Hello, you are a big face Why did you00:20:56
call the team that Fedor Dvinyatin should00:20:59
not have called Fedor on Alexander00:21:01
Vasilyevich and then at00:21:03
the end of the game there wouldn’t have been these words from the jury that00:21:05
what- then it wasn’t Alexander Vasilyevich who was funny today00:21:10
or this is that you, of course,00:21:12
excuse me, but this Alexander00:21:13
Vasilyevich of yours is just not KVN anymore.00:21:16
It’s clear That’s it00:21:17
[applause] it’s the00:21:22
final of the00:21:25
highest Legion with a beard who came on stage unshaven and let’s all00:21:28
grow beards, boys the00:21:30
girls will let go of the beard the girls will let go of the beard00:21:31
Alexander Vasilievich let's let you and I grow the00:21:33
beard too Well let's let the beard00:21:35
grow He's been asking for a long time00:21:40
in all the cinemas of Tyumen they don't have you do00:21:44
n't have melancholy or pity superpremiere00:21:47
handsome guys00:21:50
[applause] [music]00:21:56
[applause]00:21:57
[music]00:22:01
[applause ]00:22:03
this is a pure sycophant rudely they are00:22:07
covered up Olesya Well, every fool00:22:09
can do this in Photoshop even I Well,00:22:11
if I wanted to make you laugh I00:22:14
did it like this00:22:15
[music] [applause]00:22:17
[music]00:22:18
[applause] [00:22:20
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Well I didn’t do this Yulia00:22:27
Solomonovich You’re an experienced person, you look00:22:29
like you pulled me out of my grandfather, you’re sitting here,00:22:31
throw me something,00:22:33
take it, go What is00:22:38
[music]00:22:42
Good evening, we’ll find a report from the00:22:45
theater of the Russian army where00:22:48
Vasily Utkin is sitting on the jury today and00:22:50
will comment on it Russian national football team00:22:59
So here we see how Vasily is00:23:02
quickly sitting on a chair00:23:07
and now he is ready to laugh smile laughter00:23:12
No,00:23:18
what an advantageous situation does not work out Vasily did not00:23:21
laugh00:23:22
Yes, if in his place was00:23:26
Yarmolnik, who is absent today I think you all00:23:28
are witnesses of a stunningly00:23:30
beautiful laughter,00:23:37
look what happens Leonid00:23:40
Parfyonov makes a sharp pass how many00:23:42
times he was warned But he still00:23:45
makes and makes sharp passes00:23:48
[applause]00:23:51
Solomonovich00:23:54
[applause] an00:23:57
experienced player and the password at the end of the game00:24:01
he simply cannot be stopped00:24:03
[applause] the00:24:06
pastry chef of the match stops the game but00:24:09
let's hope that the chief referee00:24:11
Konstantin Ers will add 5-7 minutes Well, what00:24:15
was the Russian national football team with you, we are00:24:17
finally here and play to understand00:24:19
football00:24:23
[music] the00:24:26
guys are ready, I feel enough is enough We are00:24:30
ready for a serious statement,00:24:33
take us to the season of the Major League of the00:24:35
International KVN Union That’s how I decided00:24:37
everything00:24:41
wife arrived it started what did you say00:24:44
Seryozha hold up with YouTube please Seryozha00:24:47
what KVN we just coded you00:24:49
seriously00:24:50
just don’t get excited Natasha00:24:55
Seryozha how old are you all in KVN And00:24:58
Natasha I ask Alexander Vasilievna I don’t00:25:00
know there they saw some age00:25:02
restrictions in KVN00:25:05
Well selfie exceptions for yourself there,00:25:18
but you’ll feel sorry for the rest Alexandrovich00:25:20
Explain it to her You somehow00:25:23
explain it to yours all the time00:25:25
[applause]00:25:38
So I’m nervous before the caviar So00:25:42
why are you six months before the game,00:25:44
you start to worry00:25:48
about oh, you’re wrong you Natalya are wrong,00:25:52
you think I like these00:25:54
banquets, tours, easily accessible women, but I00:25:59
think I like them,00:26:01
oh, you’re right, Natalya, you’re right.00:26:10
Okay,00:26:11
play KVN since you can’t live without it,00:26:16
only Oksana Vasilyevich00:26:18
I have a request for you:00:26:22
Could you give me the main prize?00:26:25
to make a fur coat for the summer cup, otherwise I’m afraid00:26:30
I’ll have another winter wearing his medals.00:26:39
Before going on stage, we received00:26:41
a letter from00:26:43
Dear Pyatigorsk. Your00:26:46
regular viewer Alexander Vasilievich writes to you00:26:48
from Moscow; our00:26:50
whole family and I don’t miss a single one of00:26:53
your performances00:26:58
[applause]00:27:00
and my wife in general records all the KVNs00:27:07
last year you lost in the finals And00:27:10
this year it’s not a success yet00:27:15
But the main thing is that you dance very beautifully00:27:22
Alexander Vasilyevich no yes00:27:29
[music]00:27:32
[applause]00:27:35
[music]00:27:41
[applause]00:27:46
our general as if the jury00:27:48
is discussing our team and they take the Major00:27:50
League, it’s cool, let’s try00:27:54
[music]00:27:59
bravo bravo Almetyevsk KVN again that’s00:28:03
just00:28:05
some kind of [ __ ]00:28:08
Well, let’s discuss But if there’s anything I00:28:13
liked00:28:16
[applause]00:28:30
Yes, they still tried, they prepared, they00:28:33
rehearsed Well, so that’s it, now00:28:36
everyone is the highest We’ll take the league. Well, why00:28:39
not? There was a final of six teams in Crocus.00:28:42
Why can’t there be 1/8 of 500 teams at00:28:47
Wembley,00:28:50
or maybe I’ll take them to my00:28:52
Premier League? Well, first of all, not to myself. But to00:28:55
us00:28:58
[music]00:29:01
but secondly, I decided to take these guys to00:29:04
the tower, so let’s take half of this team to the00:29:07
Major League and half to the premiere Sasha, do you00:29:10
want all the newspapers to write tomorrow00:29:12
that the Maslyakovs divided Tatneft among themselves00:29:15
[applause]00:29:18
the team is good, excellent final performance00:29:21
and how the guys seem to have parodied me00:29:30
Well, not really everyone, of course00:29:32
[applause]00:29:35
KVN team Team of the Krasnodar Territory00:29:39
now we are performing at the most00:29:42
grandiose relaxation in general00:29:46
Well, because the conceit is inflated,00:29:49
especially since Alexander Vasilyevich came up and00:29:52
said You will win the festival I say00:29:55
Well, you know better,00:29:58
he says Darling, of course00:30:02
Let's go to Jurmala and watch Yarmolnik cutting down a pine tree,00:30:06
we say You why chop down a pine tree he00:30:09
says for the New Year00:30:11
I say then the New Year is not00:30:13
soon yet he says don’t drag it too close00:30:21
you would like the00:30:24
traditional rite of passage as a member of00:30:27
the jury00:30:29
Dmitry You are a newcomer to us today,00:30:31
nothing wrong You’ll have to do yes00:30:34
yes sit here The point is the fact that00:30:36
all the members of the jury went through this, this is a ritual, a ritual,00:30:40
just this is an ordinary theater00:30:43
hanger. Well, as a symbol of the fact that we are playing00:30:45
in the theater of the Russian army. This is a00:30:47
clown nose as a symbol of humor and00:30:50
fun. A ritual, just just hang00:30:53
this nose on a hanger,00:30:55
wait, stop, stop00:31:00
[music]00:31:01
[applause]00:31:06
[music]00:31:26
friends The fact is that our team was00:31:29
very offended by the former one of00:31:32
our favorite jury members. What00:31:37
can I say, pay attention to the screen? I can’t help but say two words to the00:31:40
Sparta team, where a special thank you to the00:31:42
energy blow Bravo Ya I can’t help but00:31:46
say to one team separately Thank you00:31:48
team Yaroslav Hasek’s buns Bravo00:31:53
that00:31:55
they found a younger Konstantin for a team yes and00:32:04
As they say they joked they scolded And00:32:07
they threw00:32:09
Sparta at Lavronenko’s door in Tver00:32:18
and although Konstantin is translated from00:32:20
Greek as permanent you turn out to be00:32:23
a defector that from Greek malachi00:32:30
look he smiles, tell me honestly,00:32:33
look at us and imagine them Yes,00:32:37
they say the truth Love lives for three seasons00:32:39
Let's get out of here00:32:43
[music]00:32:54
[applause] [music]00:32:55
[applause]00:33:00
Konstantin Nikolaevich Well, since you00:33:03
exchanged our team for another, we00:33:05
will do the same with you or00:33:07
Solomonovich Let's go catch up00:33:10
[applause] [music]00:33:14
jury What place do we want to take as a gift00:33:18
to the studio00:33:26
Great, young people are00:33:31
such a mess Well, what kind of a gift is this in the00:33:34
sense of an affordable one-room apartment in the center of Moscow00:33:40
[music]00:33:44
Hey, are you going to help us with the finale00:33:46
or how are you in a00:33:47
good mood? that you are stupid that00:33:50
to win you just need your own little man00:33:52
to scold you Hey, smart guy But if we don’t have00:33:54
our own little man there now there will be00:33:55
[music]00:34:13
Kolya Kolya00:34:16
caught me in a dark forest, I say this00:34:20
Tolya Tolyana00:34:23
[applause]00:34:28
I mean, he’s a reliable person, we’ve been at00:34:31
school for 17 years at one desk,00:34:35
Vasilyevich decided that there would be five00:34:37
jury members, which means there would be five, yes. Well, that means we00:34:39
need to kick someone out. Let’s think. I mean, think about it, we’re kicking out your00:34:43
roofing oil,00:34:45
and it’s not possible, no, no, no, no, he’s already00:34:47
taken off his shoes00:34:49
[applause]00:34:55
we need someone - it wasn’t00:34:57
you who was imprisoned to kick out now Alexandra00:34:59
Vasilyevich will take yours, or it’s00:35:00
not Alexander Vasilyevich who will kick you out of here. He was not imprisoned by the jury.00:35:09
Okay, the question is really complicated, we need to00:35:11
consult with Alexander Vasilyevich00:35:13
Tolya, just get used to it Alexander00:35:15
Vasilyevich Hello Well, in general,00:35:17
what do you think?00:35:25
Yeah No, well I like Tolya too00:35:30
But if not Tolya, then who is her I mean, keep00:35:33
it down, I didn’t call me, I understand00:35:43
everything. I understand, Alexander Vasilyevich,00:35:45
we’ll do everything as you said Well, the00:35:47
decision has been made Valdis, breathe out, everything00:35:50
’s fine00:35:55
Tolya, in short, they decided to kick you out, let’s say goodbye to00:35:57
all the things00:35:59
I wanted to say00:36:08
the game flew by00:36:16
Thank you so much for calling Alexandra00:36:19
Vitalievich Vasilyevich I’m Vitalievich everything is00:36:22
fine Tolya gazuy00:36:24
[applause]00:36:28
everyone I saw today Well everyone00:36:31
deserves the final Okay let’s go I’ll buy you some00:36:34
chips I’ll buy you a drill further keep your word to your00:36:39
friends Well in the end it’s not the end00:36:47
wait Where are you so smartly gathered in the00:36:50
jury sits on what basis on00:36:54
this basis00:36:56
Valdis00:36:59
everything will be fine you will play the season well you will reach the00:37:02
finals then the jury will sit there00:37:04
are questions00:37:07
[music]00:37:13
Well hello Valdis00:37:16
it’s time00:37:20
[applause]00:37:24
Oh how good it is here you are so00:37:31
conveniently addressed to go away and eat What are you00:37:35
yelling about, he has already left00:37:41
Alexander Vasilievich Can I00:37:44
rehearse the final speech now? Otherwise I’m afraid00:37:47
that I’ll let you down later,00:37:50
friends,00:37:55
the game was a success. What are00:37:58
you talking about? Young man, how are you00:38:02
talking to a member of the jury? Come here, otherwise00:38:05
you’ll be in trouble, that is, you tell me00:38:07
you're still threatening Okay Let's So crowd00:38:11
against crowd Let's do it Makhach Yuliy00:38:16
Solomonovich You cover the flanks with seeds on the00:38:19
flanks Mikhail why are you sitting00:38:22
call Kadyrov We ourselves won't take00:38:32
everything out Baldis00:38:36
oh Alexander Vasilyevich after all I let you00:38:40
down I'll go I'll go Thank you Valdis you're here00:38:45
of course good, but I feel better there with the guys00:38:55
[music]00:38:58
Maybe don’t, you didn’t even succeed00:39:02
for the sake of victory00:39:04
[applause]00:39:15
since you are here, we00:39:18
have a small New Year’s gift for you,00:39:22
start it. Carefully, don’t break it, carefully,00:39:24
neatly, neatly, clearly,00:39:27
clearly, calmly, on00:39:30
the way, they took it out Solomonovich A two-room apartment especially00:39:33
for you from all over Kazakhstan;00:39:45
moreover, now you00:39:47
will have your own two-room apartment in each city. Yes, it is00:39:49
on wheels,00:39:51
dear friends, our team has always00:39:53
had a long-standing dream, we wanted to sing a song00:39:55
with all the members of the jury. And as they say on00:39:58
New Year's Day, dreams come true00:40:04
[ music]00:40:06
T The country is celebrating the New Year, the00:40:14
Sparta team is standing on the stage00:40:16
[applause]00:40:18
Someone else's lips are on babaya00:40:24
[music]00:40:28
and only they will leave you00:40:35
for the apartment00:40:41
[applause]00:40:44
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