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фитиль

сатира

СССР

все серии

смотреть все выпуски

комично

1965 год

сборник

ссср

киножурнал фитиль

фитиль смотреть онлайн

смотреть онлайн

юмор

сборник 1965 год

Коварство и любовь

Командировочный

Компот

Кормилец

На троих

Не поеду

По всей форме

Сапожки

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[applause]

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all tickets are sold, come back in an hour

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maybe there will be a free reservation alla

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Vasily Zakharov Vasily Zahar reading well,

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how to the Caucasus no no I need a ticket

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to the holiday home of the Academy of Sciences yes yes only the

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Academy of Sciences

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who

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[music]

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is this academician Gordienko

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money

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[music]

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no already on

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[music]

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past

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[music] for the

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sake of a chance gram

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as you said I speak here so

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beautifully I just highlight

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[music]

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I dreamed of autumn half-light of glass

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friends and you you are a clownish lip and how from

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heaven to the former blood a falcon descended

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heart on hand you’re not having dinner,

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I don’t feel like it, you can’t, but you’ve completely

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stopped here, what’s wrong with you, I can’t

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tell you this, yes, come in, I would like to

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talk to you,

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please forgive me for my question,

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please tell me you love him very much,

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who is my husband before I love you, I wanted

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you to know that he is a very sick person, he has

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Astana Cardia,

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we will go on vacation more often and we will hire

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a housekeeper and you think that you have

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enough money for all this,

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I think he is an academician, but I must

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upset you, my dear, the fact is that I am an academician

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[music ]

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[music]

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there are no free rooms there are no you did

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n’t understand me I’m saying there are no free

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hotel rooms there are

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wreaths obviously you mean a free

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bed in the corridor and I’m talking about a

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single room there is just a

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single room joke every

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person should be responsible for their words in

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think that you say I need a

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single room from the Wi-Fi phone,

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please give me your passport,

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take the key somewhere,

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reassure me a little, listen, I don’t want to

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mislead you, maybe he has

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a little lisp,

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if that’s the case, I assure you that this

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has nothing to do with a foreign accent, I not a foreign tourist I’m just

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our simple

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business traveler day of arrival day of departure

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1 day 2 hours a day to me it’s completely

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indifferent

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you need to return

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[music]

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how are you feeling when how

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great everything is good maybe you’re filming

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or auditing neither one nor the other

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by the way I’m not laureate and not

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journalists from the central newspaper and I ask

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you for a useful modern I take out my passport,

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take the key to give the post of the

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blue

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teacher I was taking it and it happened to me, in

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principle, the

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daily allowance is not allowed as you shouldn’t

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what are you hinting at you need a number I

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need it I don’t understand why he’s offering it to me

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administrator to

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offer twisted what the hell are you doing for

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something, that is, he doesn’t want what’s happening

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in your hotel viral glide take

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the key have mercy on me I can’t stand this

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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you can live the bill take this what

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nonsense a person dreams

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[music]

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busy no one

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understood, so reflect this in advertising

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so that later the buyer’s racks

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start to flow

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and in the position the image of a black cat can

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scare away its loyal customers, but from a

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moral standpoint they

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may misunderstand us, but if this

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doesn’t work, it’s relevant just don’t tears off

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the size, take the brushes, write the compote and strengthen the

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separation of gastric juice correctly and

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pancreatic juice, take it and

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speed up the flow, and

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you think such an advertisement wants,

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look

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[music]

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I’ll finish it and what I bottles they were bottles of

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what I fed all the children with rubbish for a year and

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Pinchuk I am the breadwinner if

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those who

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music

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] [music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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we stopped hooliganism and morality is

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needed here and 2

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[music ]

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[applause]

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[music]

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well, how are we going to move to a new house and

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we’re going to Brezhnev can’t be capricious,

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I know all the laws with me it’s necessary to

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be good,

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because I fight with you on good terms every day,

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all the tenants have moved out a long time ago and you’re the only one

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left like a splinter Please don’t

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insult me, what a pain in the ass,

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I’ve been a cashier all my adult life, I’ve

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worked with me, I need to be treated with care, the

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deputy is going to the deputy, they’re

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complaining moans, they’re writing what are you all

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telling you with one voice, move to a new

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house, don’t know, because the site needs to be

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cleared, all right. delay all construction

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1

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after all, slip something else in, give me something that’s

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not suitable no, you’ve already

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looked at five rooms and I like why the

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address 56 Avenue is excellent

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18 meters second floor than wait, wait,

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this is a house that you make from pieces to a

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block called more I looked,

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but they even offered to look at the phones,

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no, there’s an excellent key holder, why not, because it’s

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personal, how they go to him, but I have to pay for the general one, I wo

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n’t go, here’s the

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streets of beaters on 2a,

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apartment 7, sunny someone, fourth

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floor with a tank with a balcony, I won’t go, why

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will it turn for the good I’ll fall from the balcony, who

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will answer the

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dream, you’re here, think about deciding and honoring

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me suitable horizontal bar another, okay

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okay, wherever it goes, a separate one about this is not an

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apartment on the 1st floor,

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no, on the first floor, I won’t take crooks, I’m afraid you’ll

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take it, take a crowbar, I

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suggest for God’s sake, for Christ’s sake,

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take a bathroom naturalness will be good to

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hand over will be in a suitcase,

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pour cucumbers, however, salt pickle

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cucumbers

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you will have one life there and it will be

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pulled off like under paint or in wallpaper wallpaper wallpaper with

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flowers mouth now roses are not

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in fashion now you know splashes of fashion

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stores near the house there is dirt all but

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where then to go I wo

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n’t go for a walk, I don’t need to go for a walk, it’s not sclerosis of the legs, the alley, you

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know,

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they’re used to my place, cats

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5 of them, I have to call an ambulance, and

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then don’t plant these kind of works, the

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same, you understand, he pulled the disgrace out of me

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[applause]

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[music]

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and where are the pine trees and there from the lake fish fish

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debts

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[applause]

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hello hello air what do you

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think we are screwing on stockings to live without

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warning

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the bosses like to take you by surprise

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you will go to the lake and heard in the room you can

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hurry neck then what about me lady in

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the office I will fill out as I have in

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all forms and without discounts

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as long as you fill out the form, I will

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issue food coupons, it’s clear that you’ve

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arrived, don’t waste time, let’s go have

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breakfast, danktash as expected, but you’re supposed to

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sign for the coupon back and

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here, and you sign for the receipt of the

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coupon for breakfast, here, and after

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breakfast it would be good with book to the

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chaise longue borders comes mocking I

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started diving no first fill out the

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library book I sign

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sign here art and

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dive no we change why you have

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a chaise longue for a chaise longue you sign under

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here I am here well now they ran away and

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signed for what dome slippers

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rubber cap

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grew metal balls cork down and a

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wooden scoop iron handle

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and now we don’t quite why because they did

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n’t sign what if they don’t emerge

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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you sign first you must dive you

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must at once I will return to your homeland

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you don’t need to form arrived

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[applause]

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[music]

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let me go for Christ's sake the rest is over

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for the change of the list I didn't take anything for

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receiving signed signed in you

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to create so that in all form it was without

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boiling water the clan was wound up char lost the

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handle iron balls with plugs and annibal

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slippers

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swimsuit slippers coupe

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[applause]

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and they accuse

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[applause]

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Warsaw,

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call it

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[music]

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[music]

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[laughter]

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[music]

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and the latter dodon from really who

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needs to sit down Russian boots proposed by

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Soviet fashion designers were met in

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Moscow very coolly that you didn’t laugh at the bottom

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all of Europe

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[music ] the

00:21:48

same Russian boots proposed by

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French fashion designers quickly

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gained popularity not only among

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Parisian women but also among men

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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attention, what a charm,

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of course dear, they have it now, but

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we couldn’t think of anything like that

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[ music]

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and who needs it for everyone to laugh at us, they

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really thought of it

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[laughter]

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[music]

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[applause]

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and then

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Сатирический киножурнал Фитиль. Цель создания киножурнала — борьба с негативными явлениями в жизни страны: взяточничеством, пьянством, разгильдяйством, бюрократией и расхищением государственного имущества и тому подобными. В советские времена киножурнал показывали перед сеансом в кинотеатре. Первый выпуск сатирического киножурнала вышел на экран 4 июня 1962 года. С 1962 по 1995 год журнал выходил в кинотеатрах перед сеансами, за это время вышло 393 выпуска по 10 минут, а затем с 14 марта 2004 года по 3 августа 2008 года выходил на телеканале «Россия». В 1993—1998 годах советские выпуски «Фитиля» показывали по ТВ-6, в 1998—2000 годах — на НТВ, в 2001—2003 годах — на РТР (позже — «России»). Всего за 46 лет существования киножурнала появились 432 выпусков. 187 новых выпусков было показано в телеформате. Последний раз «Фитиль» вышел 3 августа 2008 года. Выпуски: Коварство и любовь, Командировочный, Компот, Кормилец, На троих, Не поеду, По всей форме, Сапожки.

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