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2013

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Egypt

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good evening

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good evening ladies and gentlemen at home evening

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dear friends I am glad to welcome

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you all to the final game 1 8 finals of the

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KVN Major League

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2013 sample today the game is important but not

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only important as grub as the results

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that everyone is waiting for today's game is important

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and because After the game, a

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list of teams will be formed that

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will play in the 2013 season in the

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quarterfinals. I also want to say that no matter

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how the game turns out, no matter what the

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results are, no matter who is

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on the list of the quarter finalists,

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there will still be people who will say that

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KVN is no longer the same and for the sword and from myself, this is

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great

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and

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you remember, dear friends,

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the leitmotif of our games 1 8 finals, we

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chose the cardinal directions in previous games,

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we have already figured out the north and south,

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west, so for today we have the

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last cardinal direction left, the east,

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and he will please us with his performances, I

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believe with with the oriental flavor of the teams

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that are now standing in front of you on this

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stage and which I am pleased

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to present as

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debutants in the major league, by the way, on the

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stage today there are quite a few of them, let’s start in

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order from another state from

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Ukraine, this young team came to us,

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it represents a city by the Black

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Sea, a city with very long and glorious

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Cullen traditions, the

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Odessa Mansi team, the city of Odessa, Ukraine,

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and then even if they are debutants in the major leagues, but

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probably fans of our game remember

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this team, which played last season in the

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Moscow Open Premier League, this

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team, the national team of the Krasnodar region, are

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also graduates of the Premier League, but already

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have in its arsenal there is a very solid

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trophy big kevin in the bright

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music festival in jurmala and

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nevertheless for the first time in the major league the KVN team

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union city of Tyumen

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then I move on to a more experienced

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team

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this team is not the first time storming the

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Kalinovsky Olympus quarter-finals of

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last season the team of the Chechen

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Republic the city of Grozny

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and the whole list is completed by the semi-finalist of

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last year, the winner of the main awards of the

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German festival big kevin in

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gold team with a

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diplomatic look at our whole

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life parapaparam to him Moscow

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we turn our eyes to the

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panel of judges here pleasant

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familiar faces look at you with a sly squint

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we will assume that these are, in particular,

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major scientists

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orientalists and in our everyday life they are simply members of the

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jury of our today's game Valdis Pelsh

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Dmitry Nagiyev

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Igor Vernik

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Andrey Makarevich

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and Yuli Gusman

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and the Chairman of the Jury Konstantin Ernst

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we have familiarized ourselves with all the initial data

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and can safely board our

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Orient Express and hit the road

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without a feather in their step.

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and we begin to move in this very

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eastern direction, we are all familiar with the

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phrase east is a delicate matter,

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we remembered this phrase of 1 movie character and

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decided why not let this

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phrase become the theme of the first competition of the

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business card competition, in this

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competition the teams will understand

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all the intricacies of this a very

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interesting direction, I don’t know whether the

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mentioned eastern traditions of oriental

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cuisine will be, I don’t know, we’ll watch

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all this together, I mean

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the first competition and so the business card of

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the east is a delicate matter

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KVN team parapaparam

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Dima Moscow

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new season

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it’s a

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forest of peaks and

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yes you’re in prison and

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terek

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new

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anyone with vanka

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let them talk

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about

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but how do you look and everyone all

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dear me and right away I would like to say

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KVN is no longer the same because it changes and

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changes with it and we therefore have a

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new style and where there is a new style

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immediately the chief fashion historian of the

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first channel, Alexander Vasiliev, appears,

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hello, dear friends,

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thank you, and

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the matter of the parapaparam team,

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which sewed their costumes for the theme of the game, was ordered to dry

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. why in the theme of the game, well, how is everything from

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China worth it, it’s me, well, who came up with this

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charm are you talking about the uniform or about KVN in

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general, Alice

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Alice Alice, you can immediately see that we’ve prepared for

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the season, but to be honest, we’re a little

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worried, don’t worry, as

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Valya Yudashkin said, what am I for

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I won’t send the soldier uniform

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so you are ready for the spring-summer season,

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but I would like spring summer autumn winter, I’ll

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tell you this, take Serdyukov’s example,

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live for today in

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the blockade,

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well, friends, let’s begin, God forbid you

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end up abroad in a restaurant with a

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person who graduated from it clearly

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great, everyone is ready to order you, yes,

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come on, but knock knock arrested the area

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of us to party by to the river could

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become an outlet mall

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screw myself I’ll go [ __ ] shut up

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economist am sorry he does it now &

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ndash this is in the language of places inch economist

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Boris my Mari El mother lust and cornice

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pie its about marie it's all about marie

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and one whole day nitrogen dividends and

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go to yours

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sho guys 1 1 kiwi to

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continue introduce the news presenter

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on channel one allowed to add a

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little bit of your opinion

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hello dear friends of the main events

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then today the president Russia Vladimir

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Vladimirovich Putin has arrived you

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friends let's go to the studio of the program I want to

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know with Mikhail Shirvindt

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hello dear friends and the

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next letter kno had to the

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beautiful city of Vologda here is Andrey from the

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water asking please tell me is

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it true that the most

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luxurious prostitutes

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musk live in Miami let's go and check

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Mikhail Can you tell me the text please

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where is it produced based on Vologda motives and

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evil guys well air let's

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move on friends I'm sure in every

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military unit there is just such a commander

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where you were for two days here to be here and

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talk to his children to work here

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I'm sending you here we didn't understand you did

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n't understand

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cucumbers

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visa I told them that,

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friends, many say that KVN is a

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diagnosis, but if this is a diagnosis, then it is

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completely natural that a

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doctor should appear in our speech

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looking

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from cutlets with carrots,

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hello, dear friends, Elena Malysheva is with you,

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and today I would like to

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talk about who Queen is a healthy

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flourishing organism where Alexander

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Vasilyevich is the brain, you ask how

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the brain is structured, but judging by the fact that Queen

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has been broadcast for 52 years on Channel One, the

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brain is structured well,

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Konstantin Lvovich is the skeleton of KVN, why

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yes, because everything is held together by the bone,

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Dimochka Nagiev, the calcium rings are not

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very good the brain needs it but apparently

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but apparently it really needs guests

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Yuli Solomonovich you soul KVN you know something so

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great good and not always

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rational

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so bodies with a window spock firebox milade

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I of course friends could tell you

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about other organs but it’s time for me to leave

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because these are exactly the ones signals are

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now being sent to me by my brain adyo secret

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dear friends completion I would like to

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say once the great Paganini played the

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violin where there was one string and no one

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noticed anything now to show the

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tuned this season I will remove the strings of

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people wait a minute I think I

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can now surpass myself in the sense of persecution

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because that I can play an

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electric guitar without an electric guitar at all,

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in the sense of playing

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and

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without a guitar a

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new season a new horizon

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soars someone and party

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us and pull it

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east star

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new Moscow

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bank Petrokommerts

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official bank Yegor KVN offers a

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new deposit bag excellent conditions

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I recommend, however, I

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also recommend watching and

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continuation of our competition business

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card east is a delicate matter

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on stage KVN team team of the

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Krasnodar region

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I notice on your land you Krasnodar

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region sing

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along well

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hello people of Moscow meet the

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Krasnodar team excuse me

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please girl and who are you my name is

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Svetlana I’m from the administration of the

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Krasnodar region I will help you

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why would anyone- or you know that Svetlana you and a

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joke are two different things you

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doubt the humorous

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abilities of the administration of the

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Krasnodar region

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then the pantomime how the swimmers laugh is

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funny so much

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Svetlana, understand, the

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manager does not have to be

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on stage, for example, Konstantin Lvovich

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is the head of the first channel, he

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doesn’t host the program because he he has

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Nagiyev, it was for me that I am gay, I am inherently

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wrong and how many of you,

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dear friends, I think everyone has drawn

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conclusions here, and you and I have bent ourselves there, I need to

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note,

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now imagine a drummer whose

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kit is missing one drum,

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I owe this breed here where is the

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time for your drum everyone to think that in the

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Krasnodar region there is no drum personally I do

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n’t want to get a tambourine

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mechanically because of the drums calm down this is a joke mother I will keep an eye on

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you understand Svetlana watch

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what you want here no one listens to you

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baby I was broadcasting matins on radio beacon

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I don’t care if anyone listens to me or

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not, well, yes,

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such a situation can happen to any

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girl, not only in Sochi but also in Moscow, you

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will agree that it’s funny, but it’s not a completely

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clear situation, now let’s

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see what actually

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happened inside the car,

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you just need to relax

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and

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so if she agrees somewhere, let

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him go, he who

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is

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the East is a delicate matter,

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but if this matter concerns the

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Tatar-Mongol yoke, then she is also

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a long time, our team presents to you

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its version of why Russia stopped

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paying tribute to the Tatar-Mongols,

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the exit of the Tatar Khan for

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three hundred years and Mother Russia

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today we will talk to you

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about a number of boorish Tatar rumors sail went they say

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woman

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you are not God and what hat bovis ate a

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Russian peasant for three hundred years they

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collect money exactly

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exactly so what kind of woman am I if I

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pour a drink for a man in a restaurant and then pay

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for he’s lonely, woman 1 and if you’re a woman, then we won’t

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pay you tribute, we won’t, we won’t,

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and

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woman, you can’t survive, just spend it,

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so we paid you tribute last week,

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where are you doing her business,

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Svetlana, calm down, and what do you want, Svetlana,

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everything is a pile of humor humor, why beat a person,

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you’re just not nice, who would

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say it’s

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scary that no, you’re not

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scary, you’re just a scary bone,

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thank you guys for being offended, I

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have an idea, repeat after me, oh my

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God, how

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the sea edge is in danger, too,

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let’s go and save

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we are all such beautiful, friendly people in the

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Krasnodar region and what a

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fertile land we have there, stick a shelf in a tree,

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Putin has recently come as if

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stuck in the 7th grade, not only the trees

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have grown two schools water the dog Madara

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region is a wonderful region,

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we thank the Moscow government for their

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help in organizing the games KVN among times I

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remind you of the scheme according to which

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we work in one-eighth of the finals,

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the teams that take the first three places

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will directly get into the quarterfinals, but for now

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the East is a delicate matter and on the stage the

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KVN team Union Tyumen

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is presenting to your attention a performance performed by the

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organizers of the beauty contest among

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gypsies themselves with a mustache 2012

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participants rally of yogis in my mouth legs

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2010 as

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well as the winners of the competition for the

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stupidest rhyme of the group name carmen

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rakata cat on the horns tun tun one up a bad

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ticket on 2011

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choir of stars abbreviated as haze

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union look do

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you love the girls' hearts you broke them

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back and you can't take after you

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girls go

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where you don’t go anyway and who

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because daddy’s cat is yours

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to rule

00:24:12

in general you understand what you sing I remind you

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here is not Tyumen here Moscow Putin has been

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telling Sobyanin this for two years already

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appetite is

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our first time in the major league we must

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surprise the jury Konstantin Lvovich and you

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so

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the theme of the game is east, do you have at least something

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in the theme of course we have Aidar in

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general in the theme of the game was born and Petya’s

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friends it won’t work out who will go

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where we will go let me say yes sneeze and

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order an hour here everything is enough

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today we have to show their best

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sides who can sing in our country well, I

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hit the notes a little

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Vitya declare it Tatar-Mongolian

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indigo and with swearing you can not sing as he

00:25:04

runs

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oh burns out

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doesn’t look like me doesn’t look like you

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just matches of thunder

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chromosome is a gift from

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God because

00:25:32

of these how are you Aidar like

00:25:35

you lost the battle of Kulikovo

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it’s easy to speak and Kirill and in our

00:25:40

team there are no people with a small

00:25:42

vocabulary at all sorry Shura oh

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wait where is Valera

00:25:54

what kind of enclosure we don’t have an enclosure what are you

00:25:56

talking about

00:26:03

or Kirill look what kind of lyulei

00:26:06

emptied the glasses I’ll sing something

00:26:08

oriental, and if I don’t want to, let’s

00:26:11

move the air, I’ll put

00:26:18

my belly over the thong of the ghoul connection,

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because Olesya

00:26:27

came to Hurghada and he’s very skinny,

00:26:33

he’s wearing an inclusive

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wreath,

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I’m

00:26:40

Abrau, you’re

00:26:48

singing really well, Lyuchka, you never wanted

00:26:51

me,

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idiot, yes, yes, I’m not wao,

00:26:56

so what is this song of yours,

00:27:00

well, what is this song, we are not stokers, we are not

00:27:03

carpenters and

00:27:07

from above in everything, hello

00:27:10

friends, let's get something more serious, let's have

00:27:15

these, we still have numbers, just a second,

00:27:18

Sanya, Sanya, what is Alexander, what is Alexander in

00:27:22

the face, that you accidentally find

00:27:30

Alexander you have prepared yourself for us

00:27:32

poem

00:27:34

good doctor aibolit

00:27:36

he is under the tree amen alexander

00:27:40

this is not a performance some kind of circus

00:27:56

artem this is what kind of convulsions

00:27:59

actually this dance is not true I was at

00:28:01

Kazantip I can tell the difference between a competition and a

00:28:03

dance

00:28:04

friends this is a shame and disgrace thank you for

00:28:07

announced

00:28:08

before you a duet shame and disgrace to the

00:28:16

bride of the Comte de la Fere

00:28:18

only 16 years old

00:28:21

such refined manners in everything right

00:28:26

day

00:28:29

calm down

00:28:37

stop acting like children Aidar

00:28:40

I’m his last chance you’re sleeping something

00:28:42

intelligible adequate

00:28:46

him about a

00:28:48

nymphomaniac

00:28:50

you’re a liver watching

00:28:53

Anka

00:28:54

and would like to

00:28:55

fight

00:28:56

but little and glad heaven

00:29:08

friends this is the major league you can

00:29:11

show at least one normal

00:29:12

adult number we can but we won’t

00:29:17

blind lead singer of the group roots

00:29:22

you will recognize her you will recognize you will recognize you

00:29:27

will recognize her

00:29:33

so let’s

00:29:47

end this farce

00:29:49

dear friends at the end we would like

00:29:51

appeal to Muscovites, dear

00:29:54

Muscovites, come to the province more often,

00:29:56

as they say on a visit, think well,

00:29:58

better

00:30:06

Moscow

00:30:09

navi

00:30:11

top on but

00:30:14

com

00:30:20

no problems solved at all, the

00:30:24

same day

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will return to

00:30:31

Moscow

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back and your iron

00:30:38

maya opium

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I she KVN union

00:30:56

Tyumen region thanks the

00:30:58

government of the Tyumen region and personally

00:31:00

the governor was owned by Vladimirych and Yakusheva

00:31:05

we continue to talk about the subtleties of the

00:31:08

East on stage

00:31:10

team of the Chechen Republic the city of

00:31:12

Grozny

00:31:23

hello friends you are welcomed by the

00:31:25

KVN team team of the Chechen Republic

00:31:27

soap the word love

00:31:30

get here any dream

00:31:38

now it

00:31:44

and

00:31:47

well dear friends and we are starting a

00:31:51

hundred Alyoshka juice I Alyoshka Sov Alyoshka

00:31:57

at home

00:32:05

and today we will not just play

00:32:06

KVN, we will play with some members of

00:32:08

the jury and so this is an intuition show with Igor

00:32:10

Bernikov and

00:32:12

you Igor need to guess which of these

00:32:15

people is Chechen,

00:32:18

which of them is Dagestani, which one is above and Gates

00:32:22

just Bordet carry who Ossetian,

00:32:30

well, in the meantime, don’t worry, think about continuing

00:32:34

mine

00:32:36

and

00:32:37

now I’m playing Field of Miracles Valdis Pelsh

00:32:40

Valdis

00:32:41

you need to guess just one letter and

00:32:46

I remind you of the task, this is a

00:32:49

diminutive of an

00:32:51

offensive word

00:32:53

used by the titular nation addressed to

00:32:56

people from the previous issue, intuition,

00:33:02

well, on command to think we continue

00:33:09

and

00:33:11

now we have a voice with Dmitry

00:33:13

Nagiyev so imagine the Chechens found

00:33:16

it was

00:33:19

I

00:33:23

so the decisions of the jury

00:33:26

Gasquet Gasquet fell for why I am you 60

00:33:31

years old you already played the first half

00:33:38

Pelageya I’m not crying for you carcass what is it not me it’s Bilan

00:33:46

Agutin you’re somewhere

00:33:55

and now let's fantasize a little

00:33:58

and so imagine the start of the home

00:34:00

match of Grozny Terek with Real Madrid

00:34:22

now the game will end carefully

00:34:24

go to the empty seats, sit down

00:34:26

thanks bro

00:34:34

and now let's see what

00:34:37

the meeting of the Caucasians in London looks like

00:34:40

good Tue and fifth and lard in half here's

00:34:44

afl-cio like that diablo with my mother, one

00:34:49

hell of a lot of money should not be given to you, what about a

00:34:52

calculator? I put it on the counter, but

00:34:55

there is no shopping bazaar. wpad and let's go get

00:34:59

high on it with pins shish kebab-mashlyk

00:35:07

oh oh oh oh my God what a stunning appearance

00:35:13

I'm a girl,

00:35:15

excuse me,

00:35:21

we have to think about

00:35:23

your mother, you don't need a son-in-law, why would a lady be so dear,

00:35:32

let's go from here, move away, the mountaineers will now

00:35:34

start dancing again,

00:35:42

friends, you all know that Gerard Depardieu

00:35:45

they gave me a five-room apartment in

00:35:47

Grozny, so imagine Grozny, three

00:35:49

o’clock in the morning, Gerard Depardieu’s neighbors,

00:35:55

go and tell him to turn down the music

00:35:58

ochoa, I know one word in French,

00:36:01

and

00:36:02

that’s great, go up to him and tell her

00:36:06

just harshly, so you,

00:36:13

I’m a Muslim, you can’t say mine

00:36:20

I heard they say that Pierre Richard is moving to him soon,

00:36:22

how do you know me in the elevator of the

00:36:25

seas, metty said

00:36:28

by the way, a good woman, come on, she says

00:36:30

hello

00:36:33

vodka in the refrigerator, the weather, I found

00:36:39

an alaikum salute about

00:36:43

things and I hear, let’s drink through the

00:36:46

veins together, you can’t drink alcohol, but

00:36:49

they coded it to the whole nation about 600 years ago

00:36:53

we all got together and coded it

00:36:56

funny funny

00:36:58

listen, we are of course very glad that you

00:37:00

came to us, but can you listen to the music more quietly,

00:37:02

we want to sleep

00:37:05

demand of he can’t find help.

00:37:17

You know, friends, the Chechens are actually

00:37:20

not such a harsh group as you

00:37:22

think, well, it’s just an image, in

00:37:24

fact, we are very vulnerable and

00:37:25

sentimental, we

00:37:27

have watched hundreds of times such films as

00:37:28

Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, a diary

00:37:30

of memory, Arturik is generally afraid of blood, I

00:37:32

recently cut my finger in fainted for some reason

00:37:35

now reminded me of a taxi he was

00:37:37

guys you can’t even imagine how much I

00:37:39

love to wake up in the morning

00:37:42

run through the wet grass like that

00:37:44

bend over and pick

00:37:48

this canoe what should I call it I’m

00:37:51

a beauty I knew that because of him I’m all

00:37:54

the number will fly, they almost believe me, I

00:37:56

told you right away, let me tell you, and

00:38:08

what about you, well, friends, all good things come

00:38:12

to an end, soon

00:38:14

this game will end and we will have to

00:38:15

go home

00:38:18

1000 hours away, the capital is all

00:38:23

familiar faces to each other, why is it here forever to

00:38:26

part with us,

00:38:30

every time I wake up,

00:38:33

I admire

00:38:35

these, but the speaker

00:38:38

is

00:38:43

her,

00:38:57

well, friends, the team of the Chechen

00:38:59

Republic together with the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia,

00:39:01

thank you to the

00:39:12

Chechen Republic, thanks to the head of the

00:39:15

Chechen Republic, Hero of Russia Ramzan

00:39:18

Akhmatovich Kadyrov and the Ministry of

00:39:21

Youth Affairs of the Chechen Republic and the

00:39:28

KVN team’s business card that ends the competition which I remind you are called

00:39:31

Odessa mansi Odessa Ukraine

00:39:43

pass this is

00:39:45

my blowing

00:39:48

liquid Moscow we won’t lose any of the women’s

00:39:52

language and will immediately tell you a few words about

00:39:55

Odessa only children’s computers

00:39:58

are loaded with the inscription for you on the case or

00:40:00

just poke

00:40:04

only in Odessa you can

00:40:06

go to a brothel without a queue by telling me just

00:40:09

ask

00:40:12

in Odessa there live such cultured people

00:40:14

here in the bend cyanide they ask

00:40:17

excuse me for intruding so much but it’s

00:40:19

really worth a look

00:40:24

and

00:40:25

all this is Odessa-mama

00:40:30

tactics of the USA and of

00:40:32

course I also love all these dances of yours the

00:40:35

youth of the cliffs but at our chic

00:40:38

our most important event is above

00:40:40

not at all ready okay and pulled decides osho osho

00:40:43

right away Grisha is not new but dad robyn i sho

00:40:48

sho couldn’t properly cut off

00:40:52

Lev’s phonogram you say it’s offensive by the way I’m a

00:40:55

media person irish your media person

00:40:58

to the pan honor

00:41:01

from the noise and always interject like a regional committee

00:41:04

between two synagogues Seryozha,

00:41:06

my dear, how can I not interfere here if you

00:41:08

are wasting the air of the first channel worse

00:41:10

than Natasha Koroleva and her mother, do

00:41:17

n’t you know that you should joke about

00:41:20

the East, but your mind and in general should be judged

00:41:23

for this East, by the way, I am a patriot of the Shura,

00:41:26

too, your parents were not in the nineties

00:41:28

caught the ferry Odessa Tel Aviv doesn’t

00:41:31

make you a patriot

00:41:35

from saying not specifically the noise from us you want

00:41:38

but only under the bushes of the toilet that you are

00:41:40

crawling crawling you to

00:41:44

do a team chick then we have a rotten Grisha you mean right now the

00:41:48

team or the whole nation

00:41:52

as a whole

00:41:54

citizens, stop drooling on your cheeks,

00:41:57

let's show people the performances, so

00:41:59

if there is a performance, what are you doing like

00:42:02

Iran made bombs, praise

00:42:08

well, citizens, we start

00:42:17

only in Odessa, during the construction of the temple, you

00:42:20

can swear a little, I mean,

00:42:23

of course, it’s a delicate matter, you know,

00:42:26

Odessa residents go to the eastern there are

00:42:28

several restaurants for the sake of exotic cuisine and for the sake of

00:42:31

exotic communication in the sushi bar,

00:42:34

man sho you look at that menu

00:42:36

like homeless people in an open hatch and

00:42:39

I’ll talk to you at 100 and I’ll stick it in and with

00:42:42

salmon, you understand, I can’t choose so quickly,

00:42:44

God, what kind of brain contractions are you

00:42:52

finally giving birth to? -it’s a cook or salmon, but

00:42:56

you have something oriental in the restaurant,

00:42:58

but it just doesn’t dry you out, eat Chinese

00:43:00

chopsticks and what should I do with them in the nostrils,

00:43:02

stick them in the feces, go brainwash a man, you

00:43:05

’ll earn

00:43:07

the point of [ __ ] without if

00:43:10

a man, well, you’re not Alexander Karelin Well,

00:43:13

stop crushing my ears, well, make a choice,

00:43:16

eel or salmon, okay, give the salmon

00:43:19

glory, chic brookies of the site, a compliment from the

00:43:23

chef,

00:43:30

Yash, in shock, wiped off the salmon is over, what kind of

00:43:42

children's prisons do the guards wear

00:43:45

prisoners' uniforms, didn't find something to eat, 2

00:43:48

times, and

00:43:49

now for the first time, am I taller, mortally,

00:43:56

this is a stone,

00:43:59

Olechka You’re already dressed up like that, I want to

00:44:02

impress men, Anya,

00:44:04

score a goal from a corner and

00:44:06

impress a man, you

00:44:13

can just sing, take the example of

00:44:16

Nyusha, the man wants to drink, sings, does

00:44:18

n’t ask anyone,

00:44:21

dawn again, I’m standing alone

00:44:25

again, I’m smoking, mom again, and the clothes are on I have a

00:44:32

graduation ribbon,

00:44:38

there is one in my size, there is no

00:44:42

wait, they will deliver it soon from the intercom

00:44:51

Odessa swingers are changing only

00:44:54

for their own benefit and

00:44:56

now attention

00:44:58

1969 Neil Armstrong lands on the

00:45:01

moon

00:45:09

this is a small step for a person but a

00:45:12

huge step for all mankind aleph

00:45:15

we’ll eat where on my tomatoes and

00:45:19

you are someone [ __ ], you are going to sleep man,

00:45:23

every squirrel and arrow here knows me, you know them, I am

00:45:28

new app from the first man who

00:45:30

landed on the moon, Sarah, you heard we are no

00:45:33

longer considered people here,

00:45:36

how did you get here,

00:45:38

how did I get here under the Soviet program

00:45:41

witness protection

00:45:50

that man

00:45:51

shut up now we are Americans the

00:45:56

greatest nation we are Jews the greatest

00:45:58

nation this is why because my

00:46:00

Americans and Germans and growth

00:46:12

friends what I would like to say at the end of

00:46:15

Odessa never give up but I do

00:46:19

n’t fight with us very often now yes yes yes

00:46:22

Well, what's the song,

00:46:30

but if you knew,

00:46:35

after all, it's not the

00:46:40

flowers

00:46:47

that's right, it's not a joke, it was healthy,

00:46:57

mineral, the

00:47:02

first competition with games, I propose to make the

00:47:05

first stop along our

00:47:08

route, I invite teams to the stage,

00:47:11

please, the teams,

00:47:24

dear jury, would have seen the first competition,

00:47:28

now I ask you to provide assessments

00:47:32

for what you saw based on maximum 5

00:47:34

points and so the team gon parapaparam him

00:47:38

Moscow

00:47:41

5555

00:47:42

45

00:47:47

Makarevich you didn’t like the sound of

00:47:50

the guitar

00:47:52

business card

00:47:54

KVN team team of the Krasnodar region

00:47:58

4 4 4 4 3 4

00:48:03

Makarevich has not been to our games for a long time we

00:48:06

continue to evaluate the newspaper card of the

00:48:08

KVN team Union Tyumen

00:48:11

5 4555

00:48:16

KVN team team of the Chechen Republic

00:48:19

abandoned

00:48:20

4 5 5 554

00:48:25

and

00:48:26

the same competition KVN teams Odessa

00:48:28

Mansy dressed up Ukraine

00:48:31

445

00:48:34

45 thank you dear take a break and I'm

00:48:39

paying attention to the editing what is our

00:48:43

average score for this competition

00:48:44

please average score for the competition

00:48:47

business card team of the Krasnodar

00:48:49

region

00:48:50

3.8 points

00:48:52

Odessa Mansi

00:48:55

4.5 points

00:48:58

team of the Chechen Republic 4.7 points and the

00:49:04

KVN team parapaparam

00:49:06

and the union

00:49:08

4.8 each well,

00:49:11

dear friends, thank you, let’s not

00:49:15

stop there, let’s move

00:49:18

on and come to the triathlon competition,

00:49:22

which we are the second to play in each game 1

00:49:25

8 finals the rules are simple first the teams

00:49:28

play a warm-up then 1 says goodbye to us

00:49:32

takes zero point six points

00:49:34

leaves to prepare for the next course

00:49:36

then biathlon is played the

00:49:39

maximum you can earn is 1 point

00:49:43

so the theme is Egor Vostok the theme of the triathlon

00:49:46

Eastern wisdom let this wisdom

00:49:49

help the teams make jokes

00:49:52

prepared texts and

00:49:55

successfully improvise I ask Odessa

00:49:59

warm-up begins

00:50:04

Eastern wisdom says warming up is not

00:50:07

always 2 fleas so in the summer

00:50:12

you thought for 30 seconds

00:50:17

seriously repeat the question Eastern

00:50:20

wisdom says warming up is not always in a

00:50:22

flea is this so and we thought in your

00:50:25

Ukraine in general the word progress does not know a

00:50:30

specific time we also thought so,

00:50:37

the answer of the one asking was a little better, as it

00:50:41

seemed to me

00:50:44

please, the question Eastern wisdom

00:50:47

says warming up is not always a flea at a

00:50:50

rally, yes, after the expansion of Moscow,

00:50:52

gays appeared in Podolsk,

00:50:57

how please again,

00:51:01

Eastern wisdom says they say

00:51:05

Seryozha is vocal and in Odessa in Moscow it

00:51:08

says let's eastern wisdom says

00:51:11

warming up is not always in the clouds like this in the summer yes

00:51:14

a boy with one finger can't

00:51:16

enlarge a photo on an iPhone

00:51:21

so let's continue please team of the

00:51:24

Krasnodar region question you all know

00:51:27

what eastern wisdom is what

00:51:29

eastern ingenuity is

00:51:39

there is a chance to find out the light repeat the question

00:51:42

what is it eastern ingenuity

00:51:45

composition of shawarma

00:51:53

question what is eastern

00:51:55

ingenuity is this what you

00:51:57

will need to be in time for the Olympics

00:52:01

your answer your own version

00:52:04

you all know what eastern

00:52:06

wisdom is what eastern

00:52:07

ingenuity is for two weeks now a

00:52:09

little boy has been carrying jam to the roof for an

00:52:11

inventive homeless person with a fan

00:52:17

so please union of families your question

00:52:22

eastern wisdom says beauty will save the

00:52:26

world is it so

00:52:35

eastern wisdom says beauty will save the

00:52:37

world is it so beauty will save the world

00:52:47

eastern wisdom says beauty will save the

00:52:49

world is it so handsome let's save

00:52:52

save

00:52:56

again

00:52:59

eastern wisdom says beauty will save

00:53:02

the world is it so alexander vasiliev will save

00:53:04

the world is so beautiful

00:53:09

Vanya, I’m not on the jury, why the bayonet, but I

00:53:13

always think that you are asking you everything, everything,

00:53:16

everything, and

00:53:19

on the jury, in general, everything is beautiful,

00:53:23

please have your own version,

00:53:27

beauty, terrible force, Miss Afghanistan,

00:53:30

assemble a Kalashnikov assault rifle in eight

00:53:31

seconds,

00:53:35

please, your question, Chechen team of the

00:53:39

republic,

00:53:40

eastern wisdom says it's time for

00:53:42

fun, is it so, is

00:53:48

it an eastern face, I do

00:53:52

n't know, can you be sure?

00:53:58

Eastern wisdom says it's time for fun, is it so,

00:54:00

but I don't know, we're in

00:54:02

Odessa, we combine it, we sell corn on the beach,

00:54:10

our version, let's have

00:54:12

eastern wisdom says it's time for

00:54:14

fun an hour is it bombs I remembered that

00:54:17

today is Saturday and allowed myself

00:54:18

to lie in a puddle a little bit longer

00:54:23

I continue to doubt that this is

00:54:26

eastern wisdom but we still have

00:54:28

one question

00:54:32

eastern wisdom attention every

00:54:35

coin has two sides what are the advantages

00:54:38

corruption is an

00:54:42

issue for everyone

00:54:45

for all teams this does not concern you here

00:54:53

we can not and

00:54:57

they play

00:54:59

let's play on the same team

00:55:02

my

00:55:04

days are Vasilich with you even in Amkar

00:55:07

I swear it's good let's go back to earth let's please

00:55:11

tell me the representative of the

00:55:13

oil region what are the advantages of corruption

00:55:15

there only minuses but minus for minus gives

00:55:18

plus

00:55:24

another answer is offered

00:55:27

please tell me what are the advantages of

00:55:30

corruption I beg you corruption there are

00:55:32

only advantages

00:55:37

so now from the heart if the joke is

00:55:43

good now it should be I’m not talking about the soul

00:55:46

I’m talking about one in every joke there should be a

00:55:49

piece of the soul

00:55:51

trough they say in Odessa that you like this

00:55:54

code

00:56:01

speak Vanya

00:56:08

Alexander Vasilyevich I’m even Ivan but

00:56:11

half Abramov I remember that in Odessa I

00:56:14

say say half Abramov

00:56:19

which of these two halves should be

00:56:22

joking for an hour I’ve hung up the strength anymore, it’s

00:56:32

good that I didn’t do one in Alessandro’s office

00:56:34

general transfer

00:56:38

how comfortable are you with me and them

00:56:42

so

00:56:44

friends eastern wisdom says that

00:56:47

every coin has two sides so what are the

00:56:49

advantages of corruption after an

00:56:53

official’s apartment was robbed by a thief he began to be

00:56:56

interested in York painting texture

00:56:58

17

00:56:59

thank you

00:57:02

dear judges what command we

00:57:05

give thanks her 0.5 points and let the

00:57:09

handsome guys get ready further

00:57:13

0.7 and mgimo parapaparam

00:57:17

so my friends the remaining fourth

00:57:20

plays biathlon in each circle with two

00:57:24

jokes and so I ask biathlon let's start having

00:57:30

found a husband for Valery Shunt actually

00:57:35

finding a husband for Valeria Novodvorskaya

00:57:37

Larisa Guzeeva understood that the mission on

00:57:40

earth is over, the

00:57:49

priest who did not believe in

00:57:51

Darwin’s theory was killed and eaten by a stronger and

00:57:54

fitter priest

00:58:01

further please Krasnodar the most

00:58:04

successful game is that where when

00:58:06

judge for yourself six rich adults

00:58:09

are trying to take away 10,000 from a pensioner from

00:58:12

Kursk

00:58:14

well another

00:58:16

prostitute Angela who was expelled

00:58:18

after the first year, still got to the

00:58:21

graduation of her classmates,

00:58:24

thank you further, the union, the prison warden’s child

00:58:29

wakes up from the fact that dad

00:58:31

is holding a baton along the crossbar in his

00:58:32

bed,

00:58:40

still

00:58:43

returning home on the train kempel

00:58:45

spent more health than in a year of

00:58:47

service

00:58:51

further please, they are pushing Ibrahim out of

00:58:54

Grozny he was such a shy

00:58:56

boy that until he was 16 years old he was afraid

00:58:57

to watch a boy or girl

00:59:01

more sports news, everyone understood that the

00:59:05

football referee was bought after

00:59:07

he beautifully closed the pass from the

00:59:09

flank and

00:59:10

so the courier has your word

00:59:13

there is zero point 7 points

00:59:16

we give to someone or that Krasnodar

00:59:23

we continue now 0.8 points are at stake

00:59:26

please Odessa Lyon Izmailov spoke

00:59:29

at Kazantip Well, at least that’s what it

00:59:32

seemed to a group of young people smoking

00:59:34

hookahs and

00:59:36

another

00:59:39

woman who took a place in

00:59:41

two lines at once after death went to both hell and

00:59:44

heaven

00:59:51

thank you further union

00:59:54

builder all her life who worked on the

00:59:56

hammer, rocks his son to sleep in 4

00:59:58

seconds,

01:00:03

Nikita Dzhigurda also gave birth to a moose cow,

01:00:06

although before his appearance the moose cow was not going to give birth

01:00:16

further down the starting hall

01:00:18

to reveal the secret of why Japanese

01:00:21

restaurants take so long to take orders while

01:00:23

here men will explain the Kalmyk what the Kyrgyz wants from him the

01:00:29

Buryats already need to go home, there’s still an order

01:00:33

in Chechnya, they don’t eat sheep that

01:00:37

were born in the year of the pig,

01:00:41

so dear judges,

01:00:45

someone should leave now

01:00:47

guys, it’s you who mark up eight tenths of a

01:00:51

point the team of the Chechen Republic and so

01:00:54

attention the

01:00:55

final match is played out one

01:01:00

point please Odessa wife of the

01:01:03

North Korean leader pregnant in the

01:01:05

next North Korean leader,

01:01:09

still a boy with a very strong pain

01:01:13

threshold, in fact, he climbs the garden not for

01:01:15

apples but for salt,

01:01:22

thank you

01:01:23

please then ios from the surprised phrase of

01:01:26

the father who bought a new fret of the grant, the son

01:01:29

knew only the words pound

01:01:35

not all the

01:01:37

children were happy and laughed and the clown Petya was

01:01:40

incoherent tried to explain that he was

01:01:42

stung by a scorpion, I

01:01:45

don’t know what’s at home and Jerry, I listened to the

01:01:49

correct penalty loop, one joke at a time, diarrhea, a

01:01:55

tipsy weather forecast presenter

01:01:58

during the broadcast began to show where her ex lives

01:02:09

and nevertheless,

01:02:10

please, Kirill, a

01:02:13

monk entangled in bells, opened a

01:02:16

minimal techno festival in Tobolsk

01:02:27

and it’s really nice for you, let’s

01:02:30

also

01:02:33

please seriously

01:02:36

rural y in d during interrogation they work according to the

01:02:39

scheme of a good policeman a sober

01:02:41

policeman

01:02:45

your answer Kirill an essay by a

01:02:49

tenth grader from Bibirevo on the topic of how

01:02:51

I spent the summer revealed 4 wood grouse

01:02:59

second love second second second

01:03:02

we have something there is still progress at all to the

01:03:05

end of both a pack

01:03:09

from

01:03:12

you a point

01:03:15

what is the balance of power meaning points at

01:03:19

this point the amount for two competitions

01:03:21

please team of the Krasnodar region

01:03:24

4.5 points

01:03:27

KVN team parapaparam dimond 5.4 points

01:03:33

KVN team team of the Chechen Republic

01:03:35

and Odessa Mansi

01:03:37

5.5 points and the

01:03:40

KVN team union

01:03:43

5.8 points

01:03:48

we are on the threshold of the final competition

01:03:51

musical homework

01:03:53

guided by the fact that we are

01:03:55

talking about the East today, we chose a topic

01:03:58

that would be understandable to everyone and, in my

01:04:02

opinion, gives room for Kalinov’s imagination

01:04:05

musical homework oriental

01:04:07

tales now each of the teams the

01:04:12

KVN team will begin to tell us fairy tales, the

01:04:15

Union of Tyumen,

01:04:24

Tibetan drama theaters for

01:04:27

unbalanced actors, the jolt

01:04:32

is presented in

01:04:41

the corridor, the mesh is very broken,

01:04:45

pensioners,

01:04:46

pensioners are very, very here outside,

01:04:50

maybe someone needs

01:04:54

to drink and he points the iPad ball,

01:04:57

you start again in general, you

01:05:01

know that the topic of homework is an

01:05:02

oriental fairy tale

01:05:04

seriously seriously people here in this

01:05:08

sitting they prepared nothing this I will cook

01:05:11

Mitya

01:05:12

listen to me idiots you have at least

01:05:14

something offending

01:05:19

outside the window the snow is spinning

01:05:24

testicles and

01:05:26

in the barn I will squeeze the bees all year round

01:05:33

splashing I gave it

01:05:36

to you the devil is

01:05:38

open

01:05:40

only one pay can’t 1 and 2

01:05:47

l, nor are

01:05:52

you calving by 7

01:06:02

I see you didn’t understand me there is

01:06:05

something about the east period the girl

01:06:08

patriarch

01:06:11

actually there is one more joke let’s

01:06:13

throw bada sinbad it’s good

01:06:15

get ready I will announce

01:06:19

from the creators of the 1st Caucasian musical

01:06:22

salam aleikum I am your aunt Fatima from

01:06:24

Kizlyar

01:06:26

theatrical musical production

01:06:28

Sinbad the Sailor

01:06:35

So I still don’t understand this sense of

01:06:38

what I am Sinbad is clear stump the

01:06:41

sailor pedestrian

01:06:47

everything is fine in the head with the head

01:06:49

he will kick something wrong this is

01:06:54

such and such who verse Simbad transition

01:06:58

he sings songs in the transitions Aidar

01:07:02

we neighbors are not tired of playing from acquired

01:07:06

what will be possible Seta plays in porn films with the

01:07:08

Germans and pam pam

01:07:15

in general you think that it’s possible to show on the

01:07:18

first channel Masha by the thigh, well,

01:07:20

what did you serve?

01:07:45

there is at least something oriental,

01:07:48

of course there is, and

01:07:54

if he’s sitting in the hall, there was a lot about which I ca

01:07:58

n’t baptize children with him,

01:08:01

so that’s enough, stop, well, let’s go

01:08:03

sit like that, Aidar, can you have a minute, I

01:08:06

see you’re the most adequate here, but before I

01:08:08

fell behind on my own what did you say to the miracle,

01:08:09

ask

01:08:10

Aidar, we need a good oriental number,

01:08:13

well, there is one song, Yuri Loza

01:08:15

has one song, and we need a good

01:08:18

oriental number, okay, I understand, now

01:08:20

we’ll do for you the winners of

01:08:23

the festival among those who did not serve in the army,

01:08:24

hello youth in heels and Victor

01:08:27

shields to

01:08:30

all those that how are you doing to the army

01:08:32

is dedicated to

01:08:38

this festive bit

01:08:40

come on here Nastya rbi

01:08:44

yes how canada the

01:08:47

game I

01:08:50

fry ultra malvins and

01:08:52

dance alone the rest

01:08:57

are shy

01:09:02

don’t be shy my

01:09:06

favorite

01:09:17

well where do you have about you here so I

01:09:20

served in Khabarovsk so

01:09:22

get out of here in this the team has

01:09:25

at least someone sane

01:09:28

I said let’s change

01:09:33

so Lelya what are you doing here for

01:09:35

amateur performances it’s not us it’s Alexander

01:09:37

Vasiliev walking

01:09:43

that you still have a social

01:09:47

rock opera announce a

01:09:48

social rock opera

01:10:03

roads in the country

01:10:46

well, don’t you understand in the hall there are

01:10:47

respectable people sitting there, say thank you that there

01:10:50

is no web, I’ve already talked about them,

01:11:05

enough put Putin aside put Putin aside, it’s a farce

01:11:12

dear friends, what did we want to say with

01:11:15

our homework, we are against NATO

01:11:18

expansion to the east,

01:11:21

maybe it didn’t work out very clearly, but that’s

01:11:23

exactly what we wanted to say, the

01:11:39

KVN team parapaparam thanks the

01:11:42

rector Dimon Tarasevich Torkunov and the

01:11:45

vice-rector of dimon Natalie cook but

01:11:47

Kuzmina we continue musical

01:11:49

homework in oriental fairy tales on

01:11:53

stage the team of the Chechen Republic

01:11:56

formidable

01:12:02

mute

01:12:08

friends and in Chechnya they love fairy tales very much but

01:12:11

fairy tales are subject to very strict

01:12:13

censorship, we even have a

01:12:15

separate ministry for this, so imagine

01:12:16

Ministry of the Chechen Republic for

01:12:18

fairy tales,

01:12:20

well, I don’t have much time,

01:12:22

let’s quickly see what you have

01:12:24

for what, let’s look at this fairy tale, three

01:12:27

bars, listen if it’s like that, yes of course I am,

01:12:31

and naf-naf is nif-nif and nuf-nuf, the logic

01:12:34

is clear but no, okay, let's move on

01:12:37

Thumbelina, here's a great fairy tale,

01:12:40

let's see

01:12:42

swallow, swallow, take me away from the

01:12:44

mole's word until the swallow is full, we won't go

01:12:47

anywhere,

01:12:49

don't scoff, please let's continue,

01:12:52

who is the frog princess, I don't remember, well, in

01:12:55

general, the main character Ivan is there right away

01:12:59

you can’t say a fool sounds rude

01:13:01

I don’t know say a person with dissonance in

01:13:04

the functioning of the brain hemispheres

01:13:06

passed by took a person with dissonance in the functioning of the

01:13:09

brain hemispheres bow shot an arrow and

01:13:12

found this arrow frog frog

01:13:13

completely summer up to 47 years old, continue

01:13:17

and

01:13:18

he married her frog up to 47 years old

01:13:23

and that’s all we are returning the old name

01:13:26

Ivan the Fool and in print as speed

01:13:34

friends we also have a program

01:13:36

guess the melody let's see that everyone is

01:13:38

ready we got

01:13:45

there five wrong this seven

01:13:48

eat

01:13:54

knives abundantly sometimes and also on and brother Ravel's jacket

01:14:02

Achkhoy-Martan Gudermes it's clear right

01:14:09

you

01:14:13

I wrong I'm

01:14:17

right

01:14:22

Putin is ready okay 11

01:14:32

friends in Moscow are more and more

01:14:35

into yoga and in Chechnya they are into

01:14:37

Moscow, respectively in Chechnya they are

01:14:39

more and more into yoga and so the

01:14:41

yoga center in Chechnya

01:14:44

yoga is the doctrine of knowing yourself and the

01:14:47

world around you yoga will help you solve

01:14:49

everything your problems as a friend from the

01:14:52

tower

01:14:54

better better better then come on faster

01:14:58

faster so close your eyes and

01:14:59

relax let each of you

01:15:01

imagine yourself in the calmest most

01:15:03

beautiful place on earth Musa where are you

01:15:06

now and on the beach in the Maldives I’m in Miami and

01:15:09

I’m in Brazil carnival oh Africa flax

01:15:15

now let's remember the most negative

01:15:18

moments of our life in order to get rid of

01:15:19

them but I'm always at the police station

01:15:23

damn it I can't rip off the sticker stopham

01:15:25

I'm a car and if Rusik I said negative

01:15:28

it closes in minutes

01:15:32

we all return to the positive and continue

01:15:35

traveling through the beautiful in some places I'm in

01:15:38

Monaco walking with Vera Brezhnev

01:15:40

and I'm riding on a yacht with Vera Brezhnev

01:15:42

I'm spheres first don't

01:15:46

worry in yoga there's a lot of Faith Brezhnev

01:15:50

they'll be enough for the whole of Chechnya then I'm walking with Vera

01:15:53

Brezhnev in Los Angeles Russia

01:15:56

cats she didn't want

01:15:58

to go to the Khinkalnaya the street is waiting for me,

01:16:01

well, now when the moose chakras, the open

01:16:03

UAZ third eye will help you see who

01:16:05

you were in a past life, am I brave,

01:16:08

Roman, am I not, but am I a Chinese emperor,

01:16:10

I am a fearless Viking, what kind of Russia is

01:16:13

Yahiko, I have someone, that is, we all

01:16:17

get up, your karma is cleared

01:16:21

feeling let's go to the cashier pay for the

01:16:23

session and it cleared our karma or our

01:16:26

pockets

01:16:32

and

01:16:35

now dear friends relax

01:16:37

imagine that you are fairy tales

01:16:39

fairy tales called KVN and we will

01:16:42

hope that we will play happily ever after

01:16:45

KVN team team of the Chechen

01:16:47

Republic thank you

01:16:58

KVN team Odessa Mansy thanks about a

01:17:01

medical house near the roads with the person of the

01:17:04

general director Sergei Vasilich

01:17:07

Kalinchuk

01:17:09

oriental fairy tales

01:17:12

Odessa mansy Odessa Ukraine

01:17:20

let's go

01:17:23

oriental fairy tales oriental cunning has always been glorified by the

01:17:25

KVN team Odessa

01:17:28

mansy also decided to cheat and called the

01:17:31

genie

01:17:38

why did you call me from a bottle Grisha

01:17:41

we are 40 years old you are lower now work couple

01:17:44

jump off this blue topic

01:17:47

so let's not make your jokes I like Jim

01:17:50

can fulfill one wish from

01:17:51

everyone I want to stay forever living in

01:17:54

Moscow no question give me a passport

01:18:00

with a housewarming

01:18:04

dear genie can I have a vote and I'm

01:18:07

here and all rights to this project

01:18:09

belong to Konstantin Lvovich we ca

01:18:11

n’t have at least some talent,

01:18:13

well, sing

01:18:24

now

01:18:27

the level is talent boards so ruin

01:18:30

the song you need to have a huge talent of

01:18:33

women there is still a desire

01:18:36

but this is only between what you

01:18:38

wished for cannot be between us

01:18:42

I want like Alexander Vasilyevich you

01:18:45

centuries what you want like Alexander

01:18:47

Vasilyevich Maslyakov and at least

01:18:49

something like Alexander Vasilyev after

01:18:50

here

01:18:52

ginny look at our topic of musical

01:18:55

homework oriental fairy tales and we

01:18:57

want to joke about the soul we like no

01:18:59

question

01:19:01

done well gentlemen we will

01:19:04

joke about Odessa on tires gin allowed

01:19:07

to

01:19:12

know oriental fairy tales, good always

01:19:15

defeats evil in Odessa so far it’s a draw, but

01:19:19

you know, Odessa residents generally don’t like to

01:19:21

hurt other people, especially our

01:19:23

boxers, and so the Odessa boxer at the

01:19:26

World Championship final is

01:19:28

all a girl, I think he’s already come to his senses,

01:19:31

thanks coach, I’m not going anywhere

01:19:33

to see him over them cowards he

01:19:35

is going to do to me so stop

01:19:38

talking and Narin's trainer I need to for

01:19:41

so I already gave it to you I already ate

01:19:44

so remember the main thing is the legs the main thing but

01:19:47

I can't understand something the mice

01:19:49

are going to make jellied meat here so forward,

01:19:54

make all the seams Leva, flutter like a butterfly,

01:19:57

it’s a pity like a bee, oh, can I just spray it

01:20:01

like my helmet,

01:20:06

so stop trying and swinging him around

01:20:08

the ring, my mind is

01:20:10

enough to give him a hint, and so

01:20:13

everything turns out great,

01:20:19

if this continues, immediately

01:20:22

throw the towels than I’ll complete the mirrors

01:20:25

at your house,

01:20:27

so leave the heroic coach to solve the question,

01:20:31

what kind of butterfly fraer is this a judge,

01:20:33

so he’s a representative of the law, a young

01:20:36

man, and so you don’t call the police, do

01:20:38

n’t you see that people are being beaten here, and

01:20:50

in the east they cut off a hand for theft,

01:20:53

you know if in the same thing happened in Odessa,

01:20:56

there would be no one to hold the ax,

01:20:59

you all once heard about the Freemasons, this

01:21:03

organization that supposedly decides the destinies of the

01:21:05

whole world, but few people know that their

01:21:07

headquarters is located in Odessa on

01:21:09

Deribasovskaya street

01:21:17

gentlemen mason, we have gathered here to

01:21:20

decide destinies people are like that takes off

01:21:24

the shade pathos caught up let's

01:21:25

start work

01:21:27

means tell me that we have

01:21:29

North Korean understood everything is in

01:21:31

order there scientists are occupying urgently yes already

01:21:34

passed years ago and

01:21:41

this one went to the starting tekan

01:21:43

well where will Benedict go where where

01:21:46

where they go all the former priests, the meaning of the

01:21:49

series are interns,

01:21:53

well, for today, let's drag,

01:21:56

drag, Alexander

01:21:57

Vasiliev Maslyakov just called and asked if he could

01:22:00

at the game about quote a joke from the Odessa

01:22:01

rental team that doesn't go back and

01:22:03

forth,

01:22:09

what can I say, well, you can tell a joke with a

01:22:13

good one for power,

01:22:22

friends For the Englishman, everything is always decided by the

01:22:25

queen; for the American, the constitution is for the

01:22:27

Chinese, the Communist Party; and for the Odessa resident, everything is

01:22:30

always decided by the mother,

01:22:35

mother,

01:22:38

37

01:22:40

I have never worn us myself,

01:22:44

and wanted to, my

01:22:47

mother,

01:22:49

I have us

01:22:51

yesterday, he has

01:23:04

me,

01:23:11

and what the hell, people grow up to 25 years old for me 32

01:23:15

stop buying things that aren’t grown up

01:23:18

mom I’m a watchman at the market music

01:23:21

education was very useful to me mom I’m

01:23:24

the director of a large company together you

01:23:26

call me at work stop forgiving the

01:23:28

phone bear mom why on my

01:23:32

birthday there are more of your classmates than

01:23:34

mine mom stop covering me

01:23:37

with a blanket at night you are opening my wife, mother

01:23:40

Vera, but you can still make a nation for the family,

01:23:56

Stalin is still playing,

01:23:58

tame,

01:24:00

I am always you, mother,

01:24:07

citizens love your mothers as we love

01:24:10

Odessa, mother,

01:24:23

the team of the Krasnodar region,

01:24:25

Krasnodar Sochi, thanks the governor of

01:24:27

the Kuban, Alexander Tkachev, and also oh-oh the

01:24:30

south spetsstroy in the person of Ondor Frunza

01:24:35

continues the competition musical

01:24:37

homework in oriental fairy tales on

01:24:40

stage team of the Krasnodar region

01:24:50

eastern fairy tales many riddles here

01:24:53

we are and the riddle of why there is a

01:24:56

stereotype that all lessons in Caucasian

01:24:58

schools are held exactly like this

01:25:05

and

01:25:07

we sit down and begin the lesson the blackboard will go the

01:25:11

blackboard will fall by magicians why Magomed

01:25:15

Magomed

01:25:24

assignments

01:25:28

at a wedding we do

01:25:49

n’t know how to behave we will write a dictation

01:25:52

behind that food and the

01:25:57

girl

01:26:02

repeat please at the end

01:26:08

we create leaflets

01:26:11

walked in essence what Magomed wrote the

01:26:17

girl

01:26:26

was born 2nd

01:26:33

call only for the teacher of the period

01:26:43

our team came up with a wise scheme according to

01:26:46

which the Russian national football team

01:26:48

will win the World Cup in

01:26:51

2018

01:27:00

regions of Russia

01:27:03

football will shelter

01:27:06

it remains to figure out how to win all of us

01:27:12

stands grinding

01:27:15

lawns not a fan

01:27:18

we need that in the group we had such a

01:27:22

layout

01:27:24

Luxembourg Samarina sit on their own

01:27:30

well at least 5 but even then let’s go to

01:27:35

atoms 2a

01:27:41

before on 2

01:27:49

but seriously, you have to root

01:27:55

for those who play a mile,

01:28:02

so

01:28:06

grave is the question and Spiridon is passing

01:28:15

2

01:28:20

dear friends, the Krasnodar region

01:28:23

will do everything so that the

01:28:25

Russian team still gets the cup no, well, why do we have

01:28:27

many thousands of cabbages, I mean the

01:28:30

real one,

01:28:45

and the

01:28:51

bank Petrokommerts

01:28:53

official bank of KVN games, what again

01:28:58

musical homework of the

01:29:02

last game 1 8 finals of the

01:29:07

2013 season oriental tales

01:29:10

KVN team parapaparam Gema Moscow

01:29:21

KVN team parapaparam presents

01:29:24

their oriental tales fairy tale 1 we all

01:29:27

know about eastern centenarians, but on

01:29:30

our stage there are also such people

01:29:32

this year the group Ivanushki International

01:29:35

turns 20 years old, so imagine a

01:29:38

couple of minutes before the start of the next concert, the

01:29:40

red-haired one from Ivanushki suddenly had a

01:29:43

midlife crisis

01:29:50

kia

01:29:52

Andryukha you still have a long time to sit with us

01:29:54

exit in two minutes twenty years of

01:29:56

the group I’m already 43 years old, what’s the difference I

01:30:00

don’t even know how old I am,

01:30:02

it’s okay, everything is fine, everything is fine,

01:30:04

they honestly still don’t know what

01:30:06

your name is, and the little one from Ivanushka, do

01:30:10

n’t care, Andryukha, let’s better sculpt it,

01:30:12

let’s

01:30:14

poplar fluff

01:30:18

and there are others like that,

01:30:21

and understand that my first kiss was even before

01:30:25

perestroika in the queue that’s why there’s a war

01:30:28

because wait, I can sing about fluff

01:30:30

first love not 43 years old, then later I

01:30:33

’ll tell my grandson who I worked and porn is

01:30:36

in my work record, so

01:30:39

shut up,

01:30:40

we’re still a unique group, we can

01:30:42

perform at discos 80 -x at

01:30:44

the disco of the 90s and at the disco 132 school

01:30:48

by the way, in memory on Saturday I'll give a performance and

01:30:51

why there but for me the strain is the daughter of the director

01:30:55

who doesn't get soggy but

01:31:01

don't get soggy these more we have a concert in

01:31:03

Perm I'm not flying no one is flying to Ikarus

01:31:06

we're going

01:31:11

with instruments that's why we need

01:31:14

instruments but Perminova group any and

01:31:22

secondly they are still Ikarus

01:31:24

instruments konig we have free travel

01:31:27

so I always wanted to ask about the score from us

01:31:30

any producer is just not a match you can

01:31:33

grow old but we don’t of course initially the

01:31:35

old ones were calm down

01:31:39

in short, let’s at least get out of today

01:31:41

we sing to people what really

01:31:42

excites us let me

01:31:49

tighten my joints or to pursue

01:31:54

often my vision fails me in the first row and

01:31:59

I can see at all even if I really

01:32:03

want to but 20 I see without problems

01:32:08

farsightedness this is a feature of adults guys

01:32:10

where not

01:32:13

ours I have

01:32:16

ours to

01:32:18

invent

01:32:20

you have us just because he is younger on the

01:32:23

dry pages of

01:32:36

the tale 2 political is dedicated to all those who

01:32:41

left the State Duma untimely, the

01:32:54

deputy hung his coat on the back of the chair that he should not cast a shadow on the oak tree, he

01:32:59

proudly handed over the mandate

01:33:02

his name and the mob

01:33:06

typed to everyone that he has a private house in distant Florida so

01:33:14

that figure out what why he jumped

01:33:18

the plane and

01:33:20

when he landed on the highway and he doesn’t go

01:33:24

from indignation and evil, he’s just cracking up at

01:33:30

that damned mansion that is supposedly his and

01:33:35

now a stranger entered the house with his key to open the

01:33:39

stranger and bullets baring his mouth in a circle,

01:33:41

wagging his tail and looking around to the sides

01:33:45

here is someone else's everything is someone else's portrait of a man who does

01:33:48

n't look like him in someone else's closet

01:33:51

hangs someone else's suit like he has a suit

01:33:54

and next to the barrel there is someone else's party of his and

01:33:59

relying on instinct he found a secret network

01:34:02

that is everything and he covers it at random with 12 numbers

01:34:06

he was amazed he was dying there whose -he counted the black cash,

01:34:10

God didn’t lie down as he expected,

01:34:13

the door rang, he opened the jack, he didn’t go

01:34:16

crazy from a strange woman, it’s worth dressing and the

01:34:20

gin is completely aquario steps, he fell onto the sofa

01:34:24

with a feeling of déjà vu, but immediately

01:34:27

drove away who it belongs to, whispers

01:34:30

like a sight until the owner has to, I wo

01:34:34

n’t leave here, the

01:34:45

cat will pass overseas somewhere far away,

01:34:50

everything will be waiting for the owner, our Russian, even though

01:34:55

God is in common, people, stop talking about

01:35:01

deputies

01:35:03

and

01:35:05

so we risk and wipe it all out,

01:35:24

we continue fairy tale 3 Italian

01:35:27

topical let’s move with you to the

01:35:29

trial of the case Silvio

01:35:31

Berlusconi

01:35:33

Mr. Berlusconi you are sentenced

01:35:36

to one year in prison

01:35:45

you have something to say to the court

01:35:50

your honor I am not asking you to

01:35:54

walk around or involved in one serious

01:35:59

crime I just ask you to give me a chance to

01:36:04

hug for the last time

01:36:08

kiss I am glad not

01:36:10

kisame

01:36:11

my loved ones

01:36:13

theirs

01:36:14

well we not animals, goodbye of course,

01:36:25

relatives, everyone is now close,

01:36:33

calm down,

01:36:36

this hormone of

01:36:40

luck is on the right evening Boris

01:36:43

Margarita chipset

01:36:45

hello,

01:36:47

no need for

01:36:49

this price, immoral service,

01:36:55

laboratory assistants, find the words, this is just on

01:36:59

clown,

01:37:01

we have butterflies work, calculate when

01:37:04

the doctor

01:37:07

+ 1 to 40

01:37:14

roll,

01:37:27

Mr. Berlusconi, you are free,

01:37:30

why a year passed

01:37:48

perhaps friends dear friends our

01:37:52

team is famous for its parodies but

01:37:55

this season we are very serious

01:37:57

so everyone in our team will

01:37:59

parody and today

01:38:02

we would like to finish our musical homework

01:38:04

in the words of Alexander Vasilyevich

01:38:06

Maslyakov, well

01:38:09

for now

01:38:14

but

01:38:24

because

01:38:26

Yelets

01:38:48

and

01:38:50

this was the last musical homework

01:38:53

task for today I invite all teams of

01:38:56

all participants last 1 8 finals to

01:39:00

the stage please pay

01:39:20

attention friends attention we still have a lot of

01:39:24

work today but now it’s time

01:39:27

to give the floor to

01:39:29

our respected judges they have their own

01:39:32

topic today how I spent this evening and so we

01:39:38

listen to Valdis Pelsh

01:39:40

I right away from nitpicking I’ll start the team mgimo

01:39:44

need to fight to the end too the girls

01:39:46

who ran through Berlusconi’s bar

01:39:48

congratulating goodbye tray tour everyone

01:39:50

came back to fight it’s necessary to get to the end you

01:39:52

can’t even at the finals the house for

01:39:55

yes everyone

01:39:57

Gregory on gays you say so much then

01:40:00

Julia the elephant of the night is

01:40:03

not always cut out your whole better we

01:40:06

can practically cut out the love file

01:40:09

got you. but since it

01:40:12

turned out that my brain doesn’t need me,

01:40:14

I’m terribly afraid of gays, I’m afraid that my

01:40:19

bones aren’t really needed,

01:40:22

I still want to thank you for the

01:40:25

past year, today it’s exactly one year since the

01:40:29

great and terrible Goodwin invited me

01:40:32

to the legal department of Vienna and every time I

01:40:36

look on stage I think, but all the best games

01:40:40

can no longer be and the teams seem to say every time, find them,

01:40:43

ask Goodwin for brains,

01:40:46

maybe today is a

01:40:49

great game, thank you very much,

01:40:51

thank you, Dima, so

01:40:56

that, as the

01:40:59

wonderful guys from Odessa

01:41:02

mothers said, don’t pull bombs like Iran and don’t

01:41:06

to carry the cat, as it was already

01:41:10

demonstrated by

01:41:11

Cartesian, it’s too late, they already remembered the topic has already been

01:41:14

killed,

01:41:16

so in order not to carry it to the way the

01:41:19

wonderful guys from St. Petersburg did it,

01:41:22

I’ll say that the game is wonderful,

01:41:28

forgive me quietly the text, I’m even afraid

01:41:31

to interfere with the

01:41:34

stop list of the hybrid, you understand even worse and

01:41:38

cut it out let it stay

01:42:18

normal

01:42:28

roof I can confuse the cities I can

01:42:32

confuse the names of the teams the only

01:42:35

thing I can’t confuse is the girls

01:42:38

who all walked today from one side

01:42:41

to the other and Valdis all came back I know

01:42:45

each of them and in this sense our tastes

01:42:48

guys coincide thanks for the game

01:42:54

Andrey Makarevich please for today

01:42:57

the team everything is incredibly different this is very

01:43:00

cool

01:43:01

in different ways funny are

01:43:04

equally funny I know that

01:43:08

as a member of the jury I must remain

01:43:11

neutral but for healthy idiocy

01:43:14

special respect to Tom de Union I am in oil thank

01:43:20

you thank you

01:43:22

Yuliy Gusman

01:43:26

I squat Serbian pirate Is it hard to

01:43:30

perform like that

01:43:32

because the

01:43:33

brain has already explained everything to the teeth and and how you and

01:43:39

how 0

01:43:46

the gazelle was sitting jokingly writing down jokes until it’s better

01:43:49

than what and interrupting just killed

01:43:52

the topic of cleaning

01:43:56

before always thank you thank you so after all the

01:44:02

grades for the last

01:44:06

competition 6 points maximum musical

01:44:09

homework oriental fairy tales passed

01:44:12

parapaparam Dima Moscow

01:44:14

466 sus sus sus and the

01:44:21

same competition team of the Krasnodar

01:44:23

region

01:44:26

455

01:44:29

544

01:44:31

musical homework union Tyumen

01:44:36

all services 6 cans

01:44:44

how do you like the menu judges performed in this

01:44:46

competition the next team team of the

01:44:48

Chechen Republic formidable

01:44:50

45 55 55 and

01:44:56

evaluate your task KVN team

01:44:58

Odessa mansy

01:45:00

4 5 6 6 5 5

01:45:05

thank you

01:45:07

average score for the competition musical

01:45:10

homework of the team of the Krasnodar

01:45:12

region 4.5 points

01:45:16

KVN team Odessa mansy 5.2 points

01:45:22

team of the Chechen Republic 4.8 points

01:45:27

KVN team parapaparam Dima 5.7 points and

01:45:32

KVN team union 6 points exactly the

01:45:38

result of the game

01:45:41

team of the Krasnodar region

01:45:44

9.0 points

01:45:46

team of the Chechen Republic 10 point

01:45:49

three points

01:45:53

Odessa Mansi

01:45:55

10.7 points

01:45:59

team cut parapaparam Dima 11

01:46:03

point one point and team KVN Union

01:46:07

11.8

01:46:11

so in the quarterfinals we currently have

01:46:17

a team Dnepr Dnepropetrovsk Ukraine CIS

01:46:23

freestyle wrestling team Surgut

01:46:27

team of the Kamyzyak region by kovarian

01:46:31

Astrakhan region KVN team Asia

01:46:34

mix Bishkek Kyrgyzstan

01:46:37

KVN team city of Pyatigorsk

01:46:39

Pyatigorsk KVN

01:46:40

team Kefir Nyagan Fiztekha team

01:46:48

Dolgoprudny KVN

01:46:50

team bad company Krasnoyarsk KVN

01:46:55

team Raisy Irkutsk

01:46:58

KVN team Faculty of Journalism

01:47:01

St. -Petersburg

01:47:04

plus three teams which from the game have a direct

01:47:08

road to the

01:47:09

quarter-finals and so this is the

01:47:12

KVN team Odessa

01:47:16

Mansy

01:47:23

parapaparam Dima Moscow

01:47:27

and the winners of today's game the

01:47:31

KVN team Union Darker in total

01:47:37

dear judges we have 13 teams for the

01:47:43

upcoming three

01:47:45

quarterfinal games we are recruiting two

01:47:48

teams from all 20 that

01:48:03

Alexandra selfie started

01:48:43

all teams and

01:48:45

I say goodbye to you, I hope it won’t be long and we will

01:48:49

meet you at the quarter

01:48:51

final games of this season,

01:48:54

goodbye bye

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