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the Nazis came like this Well, on stage again
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we are Arseny Dima Seryozha Anton this is
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an improvisation of a story what is an
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improvisation of a story this is a long form
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of improvisation we will learn
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application to the hall link in the description Which
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one of you, do you think, committed some
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very brave, desperate act immediately
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raised his hand and so our when you
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call me Polina
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when I started working at my first job
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I saved my friend from a drunk homeless man
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so let me guess in St. Petersburg
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what does it mean when I I was at my first job,
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it had something to do with this,
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we got a job as a journalist and
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we went to film
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a report about an abandoned building in the city,
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my territory, it turns out that
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when we got there, it wasn’t there,
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but when we went down, she was
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walking the first one he met us at the door of
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this type,
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it was all the
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doctors
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who saved him, he pulled out a shelf from behind his back,
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which is where the cans are collected with a
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tip with a metal,
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swung at his friend and I,
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well, almost ran forward and
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pushed him, he was drunk and fell and we
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just ran from there quickly, that is,
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you came to someone else’s house and
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when the person tried to somehow
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defend himself, you just pushed him, beat him up
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and ran away,
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wanted to know
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[applause] to
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get more of this, I forgot this in Moscow
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and this story will not end, they washed him there,
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bought him new clothes, maybe
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until it ends so we have to, or maybe
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not, improvisation of the story we are ready
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to start
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[music]
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I think I’ll go get a beating, take care of the
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manicure let’s go [
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music] and [music] [applause
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]
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so
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[music]
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and
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and
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[applause]
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cool, I came to Moscow so much gave it
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turned out to be a taxi for me, definitely don’t
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deceive me, drag someone for the video, bro
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Moscow, who is deceiving whom here. this is what
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to say brother, I want to disrespect the mask, it’s
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great, come on, let me help, let’s give
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stories of how people become homeless, it becomes
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so hard for you to say, look,
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at least one homeless person, you see, I see
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from everyone there help, it’s starting to be local
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here, he’s earning little, he just doesn’t
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rise, but hasn’t dropped to average
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the level of the department for giving you a lift was
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interesting, of course you need to go to the center
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center where you need to go to Red Square and
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so the media became carel yes you will look and
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then I’ll go get a job
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conquer Moscow up to 900 rubles
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there we go to off we go and
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give me my backpack you have a backpack, I’ll carry
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it myself, sit it down
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naked, you’re taken
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on a cart, you’re driving around the new building
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[music]
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[applause]
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I just recently came here myself, yes,
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I have a business, and
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you’re definitely going to the center, of course you should,
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but Altufyevo is written, it’s exactly that, it’s
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exactly in center
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1:16 and we visited domcha you like I don’t
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know just cent interestingly we are going to
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Red Square and the sleeping areas all the
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bedroom
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came professor gear the sleeping area
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knows where the dam came from Tambov
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wolf comrade not
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funny
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we arrived
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at the stand red square
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red red
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gasoline ran out and King Robar,
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but the boy came from Tambov,
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you're sobi on
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the way out, said part of the HIV, understand
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him the door, open the pride, look, please,
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you want it, we don't want anything, let's go,
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let's go, let's talk quickly, you won't even
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notice, don't drown a second until the kid
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shows the red cloak and the
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red square
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based look
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look
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[applause]
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July 7
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was sunny Moscow weather, the
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Tambov Moscow branded train was
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taking the capital to Constantine,
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warm mother's pies were still felt
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on the lips and the young man
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who arrived to conquer the capital
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[applause]
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threw money and
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took an expensive taxi
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Konstantin woke up it was dark there were
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bruises under the rib and
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severe I had a headache
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[applause]
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[music]
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bruise,
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well, that's it, the yen
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at
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the entrance has developed, someone is scaring me before
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I came from Tambov, they took
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everything from Tambov, they arrived, I pick it up, I went
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around the country to give it, I went from here, I say
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homeless people,
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well, they'll get drunk, then
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they'll waste their lives
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under the entrances the court went from here I say
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you are going to go skiing the
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illiterate man didn’t know what to say
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homeless-looking
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[applause]
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Konstantin Konstantin it was very
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annoying because he was not a homeless person, he became a
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victim of the situation, but these two people
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saw what they saw,
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you’re blind as you got it I didn’t take it off, it
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would stink so much, yes, I had the sense of reason, the man did not
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immediately distinguish the stains from dirt and he mistook
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them for stains from the match, this is dirt, I say
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you were going to go skiing, what
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difference does it make where the [ __ ] man actually goes out, it was
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impossible to convince him, he decided
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that it was urine and then all your arguments
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to the basics
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[music]
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let's go
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get to the bottom of it, let's get their ski poles
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[applause]
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ride on clothes everything before the war was with
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his crocodile three more times
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shouted piss piss and went into the house at
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her with the news they will lower the
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gate on the gas for me at the fireworks the power of the Swede got into a fight with
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his big gene so that the
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already desperate young man would [ __ ] himself, I would
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even say Tambov with a capital letter
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chonin
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met a mysterious stranger
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man
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man
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[laughter]
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yes
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yes yes it
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might have seemed
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that the mysterious stranger really loved
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dogs
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[music]
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but he was a third generation sorcerer
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Vikenty, who lived in a semi-abandoned
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building
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[applause]
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seriously,
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what do you think, I'm joking, whatever
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you want, I'll prove that I'm Vikenty
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100, you're a sorcerer, so that Vikenty can honestly tell me
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that I'm a sorcerer,
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I
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'll stop time right now
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[applause]
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in the wrong direction, the
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days dragged on like years
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Konstantin was at first skeptical about the magic
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trick of the mysterious stranger, but
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then he saw how he really
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stopped time, then he showed the trick by
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levitation and in the end he told his
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whole life a different story. Konstantin Bones
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would have believed him, shouted, okay, you are a
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real sorcerer,
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okay, the legend,
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I just don’t understand I can, how
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stopping time t levitation
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will help me return to normal life,
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I became homeless in two days, it’s as if 9 years
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have passed and you’re a bastard,
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don’t worry, I have a
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lot of people like you, and now I’m not
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worried, are
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you ready to
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join our order,
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okay? you have to do everything there is
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no choice to begin with you will have the
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simplest function but everyone started with it you
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will be the guardian of the gate the guardian the guardian the
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guardian Konstantin frantically
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remembered the whirlpool the whirlpool the guardian of
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the gate
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what the strange stranger meant
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but he already believed him unconditionally
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and they set off on their way
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Vikenty, yes, if you need to create a whirlpool,
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I’m ready to go,
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then go down to the first floor to the gate,
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but if anyone comes in, don’t
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let me in, I’ll tell you everything, let’s go get
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Konstantin Stanislavovich, can you
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Konstantin Stanislavovich, yes, yes, I
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brought what seems to me to be a bestseller,
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this is an investigation about a boy from
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Tambov who came to Moscow
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to conquer the capital and went missing,
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maybe read it, we’ll publish it
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here, he
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suspiciously reminds me
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no no there, well, such a simple-minded guy
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from Tambov came there, he was immediately
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robbed, then he meets a real
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sorcerer, some simple things begin
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[applause]
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and here, when he is promoted to the
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sorcerer’s assistant, he himself already begins to
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have some power; the plan is given, I’ll read it
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tomorrow at eight, and the task is to go to an
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abandoned place
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to say with my own eyes how everything
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happens
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with a friend, or so
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go
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[applause] I’m
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not
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always afraid of anyone, that means the most important thing is the
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most important thing no,
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I sent this here and along the way I missed
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their
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friend,
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we see
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[applause]
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Vikentiya how could you oversleep again and again
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someone came to our temple not to
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approach I pierced it with a ski pole this is
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what these are shelves from which you can collect not
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tickets pieces of paper dispute let's
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stop time
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partially return
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I stopped everyone except us you explain to me
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there is I put it on the gate you were
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supposed to not let anyone through but
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got distracted got distracted the data was coming two
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some women yes I managed to pierce 1 leg three times
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before her friend saved her
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not all the women noble what we have
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nothing to do with them now, this is a question, check,
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listen,
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this is the wrong answer, the
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wrong time, maybe they slowed down, what should
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we do with two
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trespassers, the temple,
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but tell us
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before that on
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the weekend, you [ __ ] are not there, said to stand
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people to guard, I am these rules of the temple, I mean,
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this is a crap temple I just realized
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[applause]
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I don’t know, let’s
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put some interesting story in his head,
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and this one, I don’t know who they are,
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well, it definitely won’t convey an interesting
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story, do you
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want to become my assistant, yes, I
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like your ideas,
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okay,
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all
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her blood needs to be saved by the Circassians so time
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stopped that it was time to break through
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and
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my friend was going where she was going
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to save her
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[laughter]
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you also have magic
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no no it’s called putting a tourniquet but
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only how she put it on the whole leg
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if I poked this one but
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probably but somehow as sex reports
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from here once and peace and take her, I say yes, let
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's let her go, she's a fool, let her
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tell the story, don't take Ilnaz before
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the match, well, well, well, homeless people, homeless people, why do
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n't we bother you, then listen, listen to
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what's passing here,
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[ __ ] imitating me,
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you're at home like this you will do it with your husband, I
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understood,
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on the contrary,
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chubby, we a minute ago grabbed you
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hotel the jeans, then it’s not about and
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listen carefully to
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everything that happened here,
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come on, don’t go too far, don’t go too far,
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everything that happened here, it was all your
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imagination because you will forget about
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it in three
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everything ok 1
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[music]
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I’m in the hospital
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your came to my senses light to hell how did I
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end up here and I have to collect the
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hospitals with beds
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I woke up
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next to you leg you can’t even know what’s
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there why it’s when it’s wrapped with
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a belt from your jacket and this is in a cast
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where is the jacket,
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listen, I had a dream, I need to write it down,
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yes, your laptop
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stayed with Konstantin Vladislav and
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mine is always with me
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in my backpack
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[applause]
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so the password is the date of your first sex until
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yesterday
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so the sorcerer became so
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powerful that he began to compete with
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his teacher and what is the amount
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Heresy you write, years passed, wait, this is a
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bestseller, years passed and they met on
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neutral territory in a mortal
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combat
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[applause]
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[music] what
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about the legend
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that Constantine is
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a second that you want to cancel the second
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follow the rules of our battles I follow
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the navigation do not use you
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men and just quietly okay libraries no
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need to make noise
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like that, no, accidentally, grandma has eaten too much
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fly agarics, let's erase
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[applause]
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my gays stopped,
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Konstantin pointed his finger at his
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teacher, which is a gross
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insult, suddenly four
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seasons changed: winter, spring, summer, autumn,
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but you understand, and they stood there frozen,
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both gained the maximum amount of
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energy and
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themselves such
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[applause]
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well, the crowd is not your mother so
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oh you [ __ ]
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Vikenty you forgot one main rule
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time stops,
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only there
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is no blood
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and
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what can we do time for anyone to start
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bleeding Konstantin is in danger
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but suddenly a
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girl journalist appears
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she knows how to
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visit the world and which she
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she creates there beautiful with radiant health and no
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scar and
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[applause]
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oh how interesting it is
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from men and blood comes out she
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almost slipped
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[applause]
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so
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she came up to Konstantin, took him by the
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throat and said will you drink tea,
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I baked pies and I also
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cleaned the house and bed for you bed the
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murdered magician heard this and woke up
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[applause]
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pies by the way there santa wars disappear
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otherwise I’ll kill you again again you won’t
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be able to kill me ah ah and the blood is
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flowing look at how I can run
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[laughter]
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you know how to unscrew the wheels
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here so balone paris
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is who it is and
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maybe we’ll arrange a bang bang my
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kente until the
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bad head
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be 1 230 forget
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you can
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bang bang doesn’t start like that and throw it
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faster
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everything that just happened you’ll forget
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in three two one
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Svetlana please come in I’ve finished reading
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your works
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Konstantin Vladislavovich yes yes passing
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wife business badge for you but
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I can’t see from here
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ok I’ll be Svetlana
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entertaining reading
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really you liked the ending a little
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bit lame and a teacher at the Faculty of
00:29:31
Journalism told me that it was complete nonsense he
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liked the inserts about gang bang and
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tea yes yes yes to be honest I I don’t remember how
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I wrote,
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you know what I’m interested in,
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you write that Vikentiy erased
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Konstantinovich for you and I guess you were rummaging through my
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photos, but
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because
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you now explain to me how it’s like that,
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you remember everything, [ __ ]
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[applause]
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let
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me go blind until the weekend
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levitation vtec
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it is, but there is no vision at all who are
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you with here friend Vikentiya has been looking for her for many years
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she has been under her nose all this time
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wait bones and
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Konstantin which is catching the
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code it just so coincided and
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give this and all of you here
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I remember what to do in the bush
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I’m not a real journalist I’m you
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’ll forget
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[applause]
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in three knock down
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[applause]
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one for the legend and
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let’s finish here
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Maltseva
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Vadim absolutely you told us
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to play it like that and it was all for you
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but we’re when he fell and then
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the story ends yes and then everything was
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exactly like that,
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everyone’s legs
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