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1. Celia Munoz - AGT 2022 S17
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2. Michael Paul - AGT 2019
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3. Paul Zerdin - BGT Champions 2019
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4. Dr. Bob Baker - AGT 2013
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5. Megan Piphus - AGT 2013
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6. Darci Lynne - AGT 2017
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7. Jamie Leahey - BGT 2022 S15
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8. Showko - Australia's Got Talent 2016 S8
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9. Terry Fator - AGT All-Stars 2023
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10. Jack Williams - AGT 2022 S17
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11. Brynn Cummings - AGT 2023
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12. Laetitia & Nenette Callas - France's Got Talent 2023
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13. Ana-Maria Mărgean - AGT All Stars 2023
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14. Marc Métral - BGT 2015 S9
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I'm nervous for this I would like to
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show you how a ventriloquist gets ready
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before going on a
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stage all the voices you are going to
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hear are coming from
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me I have my
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props I have my boys
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and
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now I'll find some
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music wow I the rain clouds close your
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eyes
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leave across
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R I
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delete
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I
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believe
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anything Mano yeah I know I know I can
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do now I mean Americans got talent
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americ Talent americ Talent yes yes I
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can't tell I'm I'm on the stage right
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now okay sop yes sophiaa she's here
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she's
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here okay we we talk we talk later man
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okay
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okay see you see
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you so you here
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tonight no one
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a
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has
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nor do you want to hear what we really
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think about this act check out our new
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podcast the recap room Link in the
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description
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[Applause]
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wow I have two goals tonight one is to
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make sure the audience of the judges are
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wow hi and and two that the audience and
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judges are safe welcome thank you what's
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your name I'm Michael Paul and where are
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you from I'm from Philadelphia
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Pennsylvania
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Philly yeah so what do you do for a
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living I have had many jobs but through
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all of that I have always been an exotic
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bird trainer an exotic bird trainer yeah
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wow okay wait so what are you going to
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do for us today I brought uh one of the
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birds that I've been training for quite
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a few years and I hope you like it well
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without further ado
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thank you um I'm going to ask everyone
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to just have a a slightly quieter
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demeanor at first so we don't spook the
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[Music]
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end
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God I really thought it was going to be
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real I
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[Applause]
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did this is uh this is Willie Willie say
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hello say
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hello say hello hello very good there
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very good I'd like you to welcome Willie
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of course by saying hello Willie hello
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Wily very good there nice job
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okay this animal uh seems very docile in
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captivity but in the wild he is known as
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a bird of
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[Laughter]
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prey I'm Jewish
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you're a little under of control
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remember this now folks uh when animals
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are in a new environment the biggest
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problem is
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obedience so what a lot of zookeepers
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and trainers and veterinarians use uh is
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a little hypnosis and this is not a very
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heavy trans but when I say sing he will
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sing when I say sleep he will sleep when
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I say
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crap that really
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happened this would be a lot easier if
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you just do more bird things hey i a n
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impressionist that's what nice species
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does you do jokes I do Impressions I got
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it I could do jokes I'm sure you could
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could you do an
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impression yes yes I could do an
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impression go ahead do
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it what do
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it do
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it
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all right I will do an impression yeah
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and then you tell me who I'm doing okay
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all right let me think King Kardashian
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what you are tweeting without thinking
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Donald
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Trump
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no it's cheap it's
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cheap animals it's a crapshoot crap
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shoot come
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on
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all right now listen I have an
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impression okay I am not a professional
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that's fine all right tell tell me who
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this is ready yeah who's
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this I did not have sexual relations
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Without
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You Elton
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John I'm going to do one more and we're
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done if you don't get it f is like the
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most famous person of all okay FR yeah
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who said
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this I'll be back Jesus Christ
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now number one it's Arnold
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Schwarzenegger and number two number two
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come
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on thank you very much thank
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you oh
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go
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Simon we got completely mugged right I
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think there's going to be a parrot there
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and then that thing comes out I mean
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visually my son Eric would love it so
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you kind of appeal to
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5-year-old and me 35 year
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olds it was
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fantastic juli that was so much fun I
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was laughing hysterically and he was
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pooping I actually loved it so
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much I think you just changed your life
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tonight I do you are so good and so
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funny at what you do I love
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you so far this kind of act hasn't
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really been my my jam but you made it my
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jelly my jam my apple butter it was so
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good yes thank you let's take it to a
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vote Simon we're going to say yes thank
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you Julia 100%
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yes three yeses you got four yeses
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[Applause]
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yes thank
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you was
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[Applause]
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good in my
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contract
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that was
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hilarious thank you very much thank you
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very much it is great to be here it's
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great to be here on Champions tonight on
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Champions tonight at Wembley at wemble
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are you copying me are you copying me oh
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don't start all this oh don't start all
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this it's so annoying so annoying I'm so
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sorry I'm so sorry you know he always
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does this you know he always does this
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he will stop
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eventually what's got into you tonight
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your
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hand look don't weu this me look we're
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in front of the judges look there's
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Simon yeah there's Simon he's Al Al he's
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aert he's a
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legend there's Amanda there's Amanda
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she's cool she's calm she's collected
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there's Alicia there's Alicia she's wise
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she's witty she's
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wonderful and there's David yes
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and and there's
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David
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boy what don't laugh I can't talk when
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you
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laugh and if I didn't talk there
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wouldn't be any laughs oh I beg to
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differ oh I beg to differ you know I
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don't need you no no I think I could be
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funny without a puppet you're not funny
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with a
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puppet that's you're going in there make
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me what meet me what meet me okay no
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hang on what David looks quite handsome
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this way up
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s you're going in it no no no please no
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please please no no please come on
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you're making me look
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stupid like you need
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help I'm sorry about that please let me
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come back out no don't stop please let
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me come no please no listen if you don't
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let me come back here you're going to
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get
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it what's that supposed to mean it's a
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threat oh I'm really scared
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you will
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be you know I don't need a puppet to be
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a ventriloquist no no all I need is one
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of these what's that it's a microphone
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do you know what I'm going to do with this I know what I'd like you to do with
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it I'm going to do my jokes oh be
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careful excuse me well it's not as easy
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as I make it look you what in comedy
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there's certain things you can't talk
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about you got be politically correct
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politically correct I know what I'm
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doing right there are these two Irishmen
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no excuse me oh you can't say that what
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why not
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racist racist all right my mother-in-law
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now there's a no no no what
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sexist this big fat BL
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sist my grandmother
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agist David Copperfield
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Illusionist he
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funny
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look you're ruining this
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tonist this whole thing is going
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downhill fast
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tonist why don't you get stuffed
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taxist you're on fight tonight
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arsonist so no jokes
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then what am I going to do V
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trist you've always got to have the last
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word haven't you no there you go again
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anyway why is it always what you want
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what do you mean never what I
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want
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well what do you want you know what I
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want PA I want to become a real
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boy Sam we've been through this it's
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that's never going to happen look we'll
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talk about this when we're alone you're
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going to talk to me when we're
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alone and how long have you been
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single
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[Applause]
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dreams dreams can come true don't you
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believe in magic no Sam I don't frankly
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no one is going to come along wave their
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arms in the air and say you've always
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lived your life as a toy from this day
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forth you'll become a real
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boy that was weird um
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Paul yeah I think you better take a look
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no no way
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what yes is a
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real a real that is Hil
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wow do that dreams can come true look
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Sam you're a real life boy shut it
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ow that's all for me good
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night of
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me you're proud of
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me you're proud of
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me
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[Applause]
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hello hi there how are you I'm fine how
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are you I'm good what's your name I'm Dr
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Bob Baker I am a
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gastroenterologist it's a tummy doc or
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is my kids call me the poop Meister I
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got to I got to say something first of
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all I want everyone to know that this
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gentleman is my personal doctor that's
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number one I want to come clean because
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I'm a judge here I'm not kidding and I'm
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shocked because this is the man who has
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not only given me colonoscopy oh my word
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he has literally had his hand in the
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most embarrassing place that you can put
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a hand what is his what's your telling
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what are you go you're not going to do
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this in front of us I'm the
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ventriloquist no yes the guy that sticks
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his finger up you is a Ventrilo he works
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me like a
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puppet I will recuse myself from voting
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for number one in the interest of
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fairness because I have a personal
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relationship with this man probably more
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personal than I do with with my
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wife and secondly there is no way in the
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world that I would tell the man who puts
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who puts his fingers are weird places to
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me I would never tell him he in fact I
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give him a million dollars right now so
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he doesn't do anything weird to me do
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your show thank you very
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much so may I introduce you to the
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world's only talking large
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[Music]
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intestine
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so this is what it looks like where the
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sun does
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shine I have to tell you it's a little
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strange talking to a colon really your
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friends say you're always talking out
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your [Music]
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ass you're not a surgeon are you no good
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I hate surgeons last week Sun surgeon
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operated on a colon 39 cut him right in
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half now he's a
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[Music]
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semicon that was terrible hey my jokes
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is a to the crack what's your
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excuse that's s white Cen thank you for
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the opportunity thank
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you
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thank well uh Heidi I can't help but see
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Howard when I look at you without hair I
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see
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Howard without glasses and without hair
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it's so weird I thought you were
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imagining that
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too okay melb I didn't get it I really
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wanted to get it and I feel sorry for
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you that you have to see him
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nude honestly I think that this is very
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likable and it's fun but I don't see it
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being ready for a million doll app melb
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it's a no from me I'm sorry Bob please
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please don't take this out on me you're
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my man you're the only guy I trust to do
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that kind of probing going to be
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everybody you're going to be okay good
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thank
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you thank you really nice would you guys
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put through my doctor who cares what you
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think no he wasn't funny suddenly you
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have integrity he was not funny that
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man's going to be angry at me now thanks
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I really appreciate the opportunity
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thanks all right
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pleasure
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hi what's your name I'm Megan you
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brought two friends with you yeah I
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did how old are you I'm 20 it's so
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unusual to see a 20-year-old who's into
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ventriloquism these days what happened
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did you have a lonely childhood were you
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just locked in a room somewhere by
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yourself I was shy and so I started vulo
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quism and I really opened up and had a
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lots of opportunities to good well I
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can't wait to see it let's see what you
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got okay I'm
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intrigued okay we're
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ready we're going to do a tribute to
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Whitney Houston
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I'll a
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St is all that we excuse me excuse me
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good I think we should sing CL the other
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song uh
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okay
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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that's
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[Music]
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oh my
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goodness thank you thank
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you thank I think you have an amazing
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voice and you perform great I think that
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you have Star Quality thank you Howard
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what did you think I don't think people
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realize just how hard that is you have
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an incredible singing voice which is
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remarkable that you can do it not move
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your lips operate these puppets make
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them come to life I'm a big big fan good
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for
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you
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howwi stunning you are amazingly
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talented you have an amazing singing
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voice arranged from pop to Opera and I
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just now have become a fan of entris
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now listen I think you are what this
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show is all about you're different so
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welcome young lady thank you
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welcome let's vote
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guys I'm super enthusiastic about today
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because of you it's a yes for
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me I'm voting yes thank you thank you
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it's a yes for me my lovely thank you
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thank you and for me it's a yes you have
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four
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we'll see you in
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Vegas wow yeah we're excited this is
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theed up night cat life I love it when
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she does the singing stick she's right
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on and it's great congratulations to all
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of you
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yes there she is there she is hello oh
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look
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how are you I'm
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great why are you laughing I don't
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know what's your name my name's Darcy
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Lynn okay and Darcy who's that my name's
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tunia he talks is it a bunny yes is that
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a real
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bunny we're going to find out okay and
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Dary why did you both decide to enter
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the show well it was one of my Big
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Dreams um but also I would really like
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to keep U ventriloquism alive because
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it's not common you know so well listen
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JY best of luck I really hope you both
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do well thank you so much all right good
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luck are you ready yeah I'm already hit
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it wait you're going to sing mhm oh
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boy
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so
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no
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where
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the
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wow
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fish
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[Music]
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jump and the
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C
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wow what of these
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morning going to rise up
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see oh my
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gosh you spread your
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wings and you'll take to the
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[Music]
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sky
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but that
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morning there ain't nothing k
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[Music]
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so hush little
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baby
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don't you
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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cry
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you know what's really sweet your puppet
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I'm guessing is exactly like you very
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charming and
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adorable you make my heart melt you are
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brilliant I'm trying to describe how
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amazing it was you know
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[Applause]
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[Music] [Applause]
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what
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I wish I could be down there with
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Mama you are so adorable and so sweet oh
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my God thank you for coming on the show
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but you wasn't expecting that was you no
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come here
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a well
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done
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welcome to Britain's Got Talent what's
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your name my name is Jamie and Jamie
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where are you from uh St Allen and who
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have you brought with you this is Chuck
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yeah I'm Chuck
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okay how old are you I'm 13 13 so how
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long have you been doing this 2 years
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now just uh the first
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lockdown I live with my mom my dad my
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brother and my sister a proper Northern
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family
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my n bought me a monkey puppet I started
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watching quite a lot of videos and
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learning vent
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quism
00:25:36
family there's quite a lot of te my
00:25:40
biggest dream is Vegas Hollywood my name
00:25:43
in The
00:25:47
Stars we're here in the home of
00:25:50
entertainment so this is a big moment
00:25:52
and we are all rooting for you so take
00:25:54
it
00:25:56
away
00:26:05
say hello chalk hello
00:26:08
chalk no I mean say hello as in say
00:26:11
hello to the audience no I mean say
00:26:13
hello I saying say hello to the
00:26:17
audience hey good yeah I suppose you
00:26:21
find that funny yeah I'm the kedi
00:26:26
h
00:26:28
terrible you said
00:26:31
it it's all about having a laugh isn't
00:26:34
it where would you be without a laugh a
00:26:36
Chuck satin DED
00:26:43
seat my friend Chuck here is very clever
00:26:46
so Chuck I'd like to hear you say Peter
00:26:50
Piper pet a peck of pickled peppers a
00:26:52
pack of pickled peppers Peter Piper
00:26:55
picked so I
00:27:01
H I like these two they're
00:27:05
good you're such a good friend thanks
00:27:08
Chuck here's a kiss stop
00:27:11
it like the wall Pap sticks to the
00:27:15
wall like the SE clings to the
00:27:19
Sea like never car
00:27:23
the chu you'll never get rid of me
00:27:29
before we get finished we'll make the
00:27:31
Town ball oh yeah we'll make all the
00:27:33
late Bo and L A few come on we'll wind
00:27:37
up the jell right at the to is going to
00:27:43
[Music]
00:27:44
[Applause]
00:27:46
be Shadow
00:27:49
[Music]
00:27:52
and look out little chuny is
00:27:56
back
00:27:58
oh I
00:28:10
[Music]
00:28:12
love look how chy as M you have an
00:28:15
incredible Talent not just for entm but
00:28:17
to entertain people I just thought that
00:28:19
was absolutely wonderful thank you
00:28:23
thanks yeah I absolutely loved that it
00:28:26
was so SLE Nick all the while thinking I
00:28:29
cannot believe you are 13 years old it
00:28:31
was very very funny and Chuck is very
00:28:33
very naughty and I love Chuck's sense of
00:28:35
humor Chucky did you think it went well
00:28:38
yeah did you feel nervous before no I
00:28:42
was excited he was
00:28:46
nervous well you absolutely smashed that
00:28:50
and Chucky I think you've got a future
00:28:53
thanks I always believe you got to
00:28:55
believe that what what you're holding is
00:28:58
real and I did David yes or no oh an
00:29:02
incredibly easy
00:29:05
yes I'm saying yes I got to try
00:29:08
something hang on come here Commander
00:29:10
three yeses for me and that's aanda and
00:29:15
now you got four ises for
00:29:16
[Applause]
00:29:23
me very likable that was wonderful it
00:29:27
was wasn't it yeah it was amazing can I
00:29:30
give you a little stroke on the ah does
00:29:32
he like that like I don't like it you
00:29:34
don't like it okay I get it I get it I
00:29:36
get it back
00:29:38
hello
00:29:39
hello oh no
00:29:43
is usually when I do this I receive dick
00:29:50
round
00:29:54
of
00:29:56
thank
00:29:59
now everybody please welcome Sushi
00:30:02
Master Sushi Master hello
00:30:08
helloo I am Sushi
00:30:12
[Laughter]
00:30:16
[Music]
00:30:20
master was a secret C B pray and the
00:30:26
Lord the you don't for
00:30:31
music
00:30:34
hallelu
00:30:38
hallelu
00:30:40
hallelu sh give it to me
00:30:46
[Applause]
00:30:56
okayu
00:31:04
hello Terry hello how are you I'm
00:31:08
wonderful I just want to say that all
00:31:10
that cheers LLY oh will yes I think it
00:31:13
was for Winston for sure yes you won
00:31:16
season two yes you then signed one of
00:31:20
the biggest Vegas contracts of all time
00:31:23
how many times uh three times three
00:31:26
times
00:31:29
Terry in terms of variety you have
00:31:31
inspired more contestants than anyone on
00:31:34
any show around the world oh thank you
00:31:37
this man is a
00:31:39
legant you know you didn't have to come
00:31:41
back and compete on this show why did
00:31:43
you well because I mean uh 15 years ago
00:31:47
I started to inspire people now I've got
00:31:48
a whole new set of audience and fans out
00:31:52
there to inspire we got to keep
00:31:53
inspiring people that's why I'm
00:31:56
here I started doing ventriloquism when
00:31:58
I was 10 years old while all the other
00:32:01
kids were playing Athletics and doing
00:32:03
and doing all the things that the girls
00:32:04
liked I was doing anything that I could
00:32:06
just to get in front of people with my
00:32:07
puppets you know my entire career before
00:32:10
I went on America's Got Talent people
00:32:11
just did not take me seriously I was
00:32:14
performing at county fairs and
00:32:16
elementary schools and I was living
00:32:18
paycheck to paycheck so I did have those
00:32:20
moments where I thought should I quit I
00:32:22
mean is this really going where I want I
00:32:25
went into the audition of American Got
00:32:27
Talent I was 42 years old thinking this
00:32:30
is it I don't know if I'm ever going to
00:32:31
get another shot at
00:32:35
this oh no event the Winer is
00:32:41
Terry were you a shocked as you appeared
00:32:43
to be when you won completely stunned
00:32:45
yeah stunned I didn't think America was
00:32:47
going to vote of ventriloquist as the
00:32:48
best act in the country willly Wonka
00:32:51
said do you know what happened to the
00:32:52
little boy that suddenly got everything
00:32:53
he wanted he lived happily ever after I
00:32:57
signed the biggest deal in the history
00:32:59
of Las Vegas up to that point I hear you
00:33:02
in Vegas that's right just having the
00:33:03
time of my life 5 years for $100 million
00:33:06
I mean talk about Rags to richest I got
00:33:08
the Chocolate Factory and more America's
00:33:11
Got Talent is the reason I have had all
00:33:14
of my dreams come true I'm actually
00:33:16
quite Star Struck yeah and now being a
00:33:19
part of AG Allstars is my chance to take
00:33:22
the World by storm he is really devous I
00:33:26
am absolutely going to be bringing my
00:33:28
best game and that's the way I'm going
00:33:30
to win the show is if I do
00:33:32
[Applause]
00:33:44
that H it is such an incredible honor to
00:33:47
be back on AGT Allstar so thank you
00:33:51
thank
00:33:52
you I'm I'm so excited so Winston I know
00:33:55
everybody is curious and I am too what
00:33:57
what are you planning on doing for us
00:33:58
I'm going to sing the prayer is Andrea
00:34:00
delli in Italian no I don't know any
00:34:03
songs in Italian I do what why I didn't
00:34:06
get to practice well this okay Le and
00:34:08
silin practice before the show oh by the
00:34:10
way silin you need to cut your
00:34:12
fingernails
00:34:22
[Music]
00:34:25
buddy
00:34:27
[Music]
00:34:35
[Music]
00:34:54
wow there
00:34:58
[Music]
00:35:02
Terry you know what my prayer is what is
00:35:04
your prayer I would love to one day
00:35:06
share the stage with Elton John well
00:35:08
Winston America's Got Talent is where
00:35:10
prayers are answered ladies and
00:35:12
gentlemen Elton
00:35:14
John wait a second wait stop the music
00:35:17
what what's wrong Elton let's do this
00:35:19
right where's my million doll Pio
00:35:25
what
00:35:32
[Music]
00:35:33
she last
00:35:36
night oh my
00:35:38
[Applause]
00:35:43
[Music]
00:35:45
goodness and I'm going to be
00:35:50
high there's
00:35:52
[Music]
00:35:53
a hey Elton let's do a duet okay I'll do
00:35:56
the DU athal version I got a better idea
00:35:58
how about I do do athal version and you
00:36:00
sing the Elton John version Winston
00:36:03
that's brilliant sing it
00:36:08
okay and I think it's going to be a long
00:36:12
long time touch down BR me around again
00:36:16
to find I'm not the man that think I am
00:36:20
like home oh no no
00:36:23
no I'm a rocket l
00:36:27
[Applause]
00:36:31
everyone clap
00:36:33
along and the thinkig it's going to be a
00:36:36
long long
00:36:39
time sing it Winston don't mind if I do
00:36:42
and I think it's going to be a long long
00:36:49
time and I think it's going to be a
00:36:54
long long
00:37:07
time thank you that is legendary y'all
00:37:12
ter
00:37:15
F Howie what do you want to say I have
00:37:17
to say that it is not a fluke that you
00:37:20
won AGT it is not a fluke that you are
00:37:23
one of the number one shows ever in Las
00:37:25
Vegas and the fact that you decided to
00:37:28
come here and recompete on AGT Allstars
00:37:32
is a dream come true for me everybody
00:37:35
watching at home everybody in this room
00:37:37
so thank you so much Terry you are a jam
00:37:40
thank
00:37:43
you I mean you are a legend you are the
00:37:46
OG of ventriloquist you're are amazing
00:37:49
it was an honor to have you here thank
00:37:52
you well Terry I'm going to let you into
00:37:55
a little secret which is when we decided
00:37:58
to make all stars we had one condition
00:38:02
we're only going to do it if you
00:38:04
competed seriously w wow because we just
00:38:08
thought if you're going to say we've got
00:38:09
the best of the best then you got to get
00:38:11
the best of the best and I have so much
00:38:13
respect for you and so much gratitude as
00:38:15
a super fan I would be voting you
00:38:18
through to the final right now and that
00:38:20
was obviously brilliant thank you thank
00:38:25
you
00:38:26
[Applause]
00:38:32
is
00:38:33
where great God I hope the super fans
00:38:36
vote for him me too Terry you are the
00:38:39
best at your Crow and it's it's a Marvel
00:38:41
to see thank you so much for being here
00:38:46
Terry hi hi who are you where are you
00:38:50
from uh my name is Jack Williams uh I am
00:38:54
from Indianapolis
00:38:55
Indiana
00:38:57
and I am guessing you are a magician
00:39:00
close I am a
00:39:05
ventriloquist do you also know who is a
00:39:07
very good ventriloquist right there
00:39:09
fellow ventriloquist
00:39:11
Yeah we actually had three winners so
00:39:14
far exactly it's honestly big shoes to
00:39:17
fill Terry was one of the first
00:39:19
ventriloquist I ever saw and when I saw
00:39:21
him on the stage I just thought like I
00:39:23
just want to do that that's amazing
00:39:25
that's why I wanted to come here to date
00:39:26
I want to do this live like on the Vegas
00:39:30
Strip well good luck to you and we can't
00:39:34
wait to meet your
00:39:39
friend guys give it up for my good buddy
00:39:43
Foster ready buddy yeah here we
00:39:47
go
00:39:50
hello here we are buddy
00:39:53
AGT night CL is is
00:40:00
working what's your plan well basically
00:40:04
I used you to snuggl me out here and now
00:40:07
I'm going to show my
00:40:11
talent
00:40:12
he so good what's your talent then
00:40:18
Chism that's what I'm doing right now
00:40:21
really
00:40:23
yes you think you're a better
00:40:25
ventriloquist than me you think you
00:40:26
could talk without moving your lips well
00:40:28
I don't have any so yeah okay let's see
00:40:32
who's the better ventriloquist by doing
00:40:33
some tongue twisters all start by saying
00:40:35
Sally sells seashells by the seashore
00:40:37
and then you go after okay
00:40:42
okay
00:40:44
s s come on okay s it's like this sells
00:40:50
the seore S sells the seore S SE
00:40:54
SE w
00:41:00
can you do that without moving your
00:41:06
nails no no I can't I love him I'm going
00:41:11
to do something I said I would never do
00:41:13
you wouldn't I would
00:41:17
please no I'm going to throw your voice
00:41:25
what
00:41:30
wow I threw your voice it's
00:41:33
gone gone it's over
00:41:45
there wait wait wait wait wait listen
00:41:47
listen I I think I hear it coming
00:41:48
[Applause]
00:41:54
back what
00:41:58
I I have your
00:42:03
voice and that means I have your
00:42:08
voice
00:42:11
wow Simon yes help
00:42:14
me here here come here come here
00:42:19
oh that's better you're giveing up for
00:42:21
foster
00:42:23
everybody yeah
00:42:33
wow the judges are on their
00:42:42
feet
00:42:45
wow
00:42:46
hi what is your
00:42:48
name my name is Bren Cummings and I'm a
00:42:52
[Applause]
00:42:54
ventriloquist how old are are you um I'm
00:42:57
12 where are you from uh we're from Papa
00:43:02
Michigan how did you get into doing this
00:43:05
how did you know you could do this um
00:43:07
well it was actually I remember seeing
00:43:09
Darcy Lynn on AGT and that um inspired
00:43:13
me I literally looked at my parents as
00:43:14
soon as I saw and I went that's what I'm
00:43:16
going to do
00:43:17
so and look at you now right here in
00:43:21
front of us that's amazing what are you
00:43:24
going to do if you win one million
00:43:26
dollar I mean it's a big thing but
00:43:29
probably I'd like to follow and dar's
00:43:30
footsteps and uh start touring uh so get
00:43:34
like a tour bus and I also really want a
00:43:36
bearded dragon oh wow okay we're ready
00:43:39
go
00:43:48
ahead all right penel it's our big
00:43:51
moment are you ready for me to cue the
00:43:52
music I don't want to sing inore what
00:43:55
this is is what we' practiced for weeks
00:43:57
I've been thinking about it and it's
00:43:59
then done they want to see something
00:44:01
else something
00:44:04
new but we haven't practiced anything
00:44:06
else what's your plan I've got it
00:44:10
mentalism mentalism wait
00:44:13
what I don't mind Reed quit playing
00:44:16
around let's just sing the song trust me
00:44:19
take me down to the judges is that
00:44:21
allowed yeah sure
00:44:25
yeah
00:44:27
W she's so good I have a bad feeling
00:44:30
about this oh stop worrying seriously I
00:44:33
don't know what I'm supposed to do it's
00:44:35
okay we'll use a deck of cards check
00:44:37
your
00:44:39
toet wait what
00:44:43
taada Heidi I'd like you to cut the deck
00:44:46
one
00:44:51
time hie I'd like you to take the top
00:44:55
card all all right d look away and close
00:44:57
your eyes show me the card I will send
00:45:01
my thoughts to D using thy brilliant and
00:45:03
nental
00:45:04
Towers what do I do now just concentrate
00:45:08
what comes to mind a migraine
00:45:11
th okay I'm Focus I see I think it's
00:45:15
black that's it keep thinking it's a
00:45:19
club is it the seven of clubs open in
00:45:23
your eyes oh my gosh
00:45:27
what that's
00:45:29
amazing that's crazy judges in a moment
00:45:32
we're going to go back on stage that as
00:45:34
we do Sophia hi please take out any item
00:45:37
from The Thirst the keep it hidden for
00:45:39
now okay Simon please her now into the
00:45:42
audience and grab an object any object
00:45:45
Sur the anyone yep in the
00:45:52
audience and judges don't let us see
00:45:55
what you pick
00:45:56
do not let us see what you
00:45:58
[Applause]
00:46:03
picked
00:46:05
AR let's make this a little more
00:46:09
interesting Terry can you bring out the
00:46:11
blindfold
00:46:13
blindfold Terry inspect the blindfold
00:46:16
hold it up to the lights can you see
00:46:17
through it no I can't perfect please put
00:46:20
it on the r okay make it make it nice
00:46:24
and tight nice and tight
00:46:26
perfect perfect thank you Terry you can
00:46:29
go you can leave
00:46:31
now thank you so much you're going to
00:46:35
figure out what objects the judges are
00:46:36
holding Sophia hold your object up into
00:46:39
the air thenen clear your
00:46:45
lines so they what do you see I see it's
00:46:49
a food um it might be it has some sugar
00:46:52
in it um it might be like a good treat
00:46:55
maybe you leave it when Santa comes is
00:46:57
it a cookie Sophia what was your ad it's
00:47:00
a no
00:47:02
cookie oh my gosh since you're doing so
00:47:06
well you're going to try this one solow
00:47:09
penelopee come on I need your help fine
00:47:12
here's a
00:47:14
clue sign in object can fit inside of
00:47:17
this room
00:47:19
Penelope come on wait wait I'm getting
00:47:22
something it's it's an accessory on um
00:47:26
you might wear it on your ank no you
00:47:27
wear it on your wrist uh is it an Apple
00:47:31
Watch uh
00:47:33
yes wow oh my
00:47:36
gosh
00:47:38
wow thank you
00:47:40
everyone that's
00:47:49
amazing
00:47:52
yay green you are adorable
00:47:56
you it was so much fun it's so great to
00:47:59
see you ride up clothes how good you're
00:48:02
doing it I loved it thank you so much
00:48:06
this is the season of mashups the fact
00:48:09
that you did Magic or mentalism and
00:48:12
ventriloquism at the same time you're
00:48:15
amazing young lady thank you so much yes
00:48:19
yes I loved it too because you really
00:48:22
figur it out like a perfect little act
00:48:24
for yourself your comedian too I thought
00:48:27
it was a lot of fun well done thank you
00:48:28
so
00:48:30
much when did you realize that you have
00:48:33
magic power um when I was about 9 years
00:48:36
old I would say that's cool you are so
00:48:41
talented so Charming people are going to
00:48:43
root for you you did something we've
00:48:46
never seen before and for me you never
00:48:48
want to see the same thing again but not
00:48:50
quite as good you want to see it better
00:48:53
or different and that's what you did
00:48:55
thank you okay we're going to vote
00:48:58
Sophia I'm going to give you your first
00:49:01
yes second yes good yes four
00:49:09
yeses she did it she did
00:49:19
it oh my God oh my
00:49:24
goodness oh
00:49:25
[Music]
00:49:27
oh oh my goodness friend tell me what
00:49:31
you're feeling right now this is the
00:49:33
best moment of my
00:49:35
[Music]
00:49:54
life
00:49:56
[Applause]
00:49:57
[Music]
00:50:14
[Music]
00:50:24
night
00:50:25
[Applause] [Music]
00:50:39
[Applause]
00:50:47
[Music]
00:50:51
come
00:50:53
comea wow
00:50:56
[Music] [Applause]
00:50:57
[Music]
00:51:01
[Applause]
00:51:12
hello hello hi very nice to meet you who
00:51:15
are you tell us all about you my name is
00:51:18
Anna Maria Moran I'm 13 years old I come
00:51:21
from Romania and I'm the winner of
00:51:23
Romania's Got Talent season 11 oh wow
00:51:25
wow
00:51:30
congratulations lot of pressure crazy
00:51:34
pressure this is Waldo my risky dog yep
00:51:38
I risked
00:51:41
her um I rescued you the shelter told me
00:51:45
on Instagram and Tik Tok I hate ticks
00:51:49
she is so difficult she's my personal
00:51:53
assistant um wo
00:51:55
I'm in charge yeah but Anna
00:52:02
listen You Don't Own
00:52:06
Me I'm not the one of your
00:52:10
n you don't only I kind of do don't down
00:52:17
[Music]
00:52:19
iay you can't even sit she's still in
00:52:23
training mly I'm trying to sing
00:52:27
here I don't tell you to
00:52:31
say I don't tell you what to do so just
00:52:37
let me be myself that's all I of
00:52:44
you
00:52:48
the the god to the to live my life the
00:52:53
way that I want to say and do whatever I
00:52:59
pleas you don't know
00:53:03
me you don't know me no you don't
00:53:09
know
00:53:18
[Applause]
00:53:24
me
00:53:31
[Applause]
00:53:35
you
00:53:40
incredible
00:53:42
wow I mean no wonder you won I mean you
00:53:45
are incredible I mean you're gorgeous
00:53:47
you can sing so beautifully I love your
00:53:49
furry friend and it was funny too I love
00:53:52
all the bands are in the jokes you
00:53:54
laughing was laughing and I cannot
00:53:56
believe your story that you just started
00:53:59
doing this during lockdown like this is
00:54:01
you don't even have 2 years under your
00:54:03
belt that's right that is amazing and
00:54:05
how did you get the puppet did your
00:54:06
parents buy it for you uh well my mom
00:54:09
actually made it for me she made that it
00:54:11
is particularly cute it's not a real dog
00:54:16
she is a ventriloquist singing yes Simon
00:54:20
doesn't understand how these things work
00:54:22
the fact that this was something that
00:54:23
you looked up online the fact that you
00:54:25
were inspired by people you saw on
00:54:27
America's God Talent you are an AGT
00:54:31
Allstar the super fans are going to love
00:54:34
you
00:54:37
absolutely now that you know that this
00:54:39
is not a real dog what did you think
00:54:43
still like
00:54:47
it I love today all of you because
00:54:49
you're all so competitive and for me I
00:54:52
loved seeing someone who's won from
00:54:54
another country country come to America
00:54:56
to compete again it's just really really
00:54:59
exciting when you see the best of the
00:55:01
bests compete with each
00:55:02
other and you are really funny and I
00:55:06
really like your doll thank you no I
00:55:09
really do have your mother make Simon
00:55:12
one I will ask her but I'm sure she'll
00:55:14
say
00:55:16
yes wow a look how he's begging so he's
00:55:20
begging thank you very much best of luck
00:55:24
to you thank you
00:55:25
thank
00:55:27
[Applause]
00:55:35
you she was good was really good thank
00:55:38
you so
00:55:44
much what is he going to do hello good
00:55:48
evening how are you good thank you good
00:55:51
good right tell us a bit about yourself
00:55:53
my name is Mark M I come from from Paris
00:55:56
War so what are you going to do for us
00:55:58
today I have a special guest for you
00:56:00
okay can I invite sure yeah just for you
00:56:04
Miss Wendy come
00:56:06
[Music]
00:56:13
on
00:56:16
oh sit down okay you can't fall down
00:56:19
don't worry that dog is cute Isn't She
00:56:23
Lovely
00:56:25
hello I am mark metal I am 61 and I Come
00:56:30
From
00:56:31
Paris how you feel about today well you
00:56:33
know when you work with with a live dog
00:56:35
it's always Anything Can Happen yeah
00:56:38
fragile I grew up in a little village in
00:56:40
France and my parents was peit Farmers
00:56:44
it's it was hard life if you like Peach
00:56:47
I can bring you good one so what kind of
00:56:51
dog is Wendy it's um a red veer
00:56:55
I have this dog since here two months
00:56:58
without air I will be nothing you think
00:57:00
about your audition everything going to
00:57:02
be all right no Vian my wife she told me
00:57:05
you are crazy to to make pral talent but
00:57:08
to play in front of royal family for me
00:57:11
it's like a dream I'm always dreaming
00:57:14
even at my
00:57:16
age whenever you're
00:57:22
ready hey you can say good evening
00:57:27
you speak
00:57:31
English it's my
00:57:34
night come on hey say something
00:57:40
no what but why not it's fantastic come
00:57:43
on presy DCH
00:57:47
yes oh my God no no listen English
00:57:53
see Spanish
00:57:56
we FR okay
00:58:01
[Applause]
00:58:04
okay hey Wendy listen to me you think I
00:58:07
am stupid
00:58:12
yes this is brilliant I want one so well
00:58:17
you don't want to speak anymore no okay
00:58:21
and now oh yes I
00:58:23
want
00:58:26
you know you know how to sing no what
00:58:28
yes yes yes good
00:58:33
okay where we listen to you
00:58:37
meow it's Bow Wow eh you understand
00:58:46
meow music please we're going to sing
00:58:48
something for you all right okay don't
00:58:50
look at me look at the audience like
00:58:52
that feelings come on feeling
00:58:55
[Music]
00:58:57
nothing more nothing
00:59:00
more trying to forget all together okay
00:59:04
no please come on it's it's Prett good
00:59:07
talent okay all together
00:59:14
feelings
00:59:16
feeling oh my
00:59:23
God
00:59:24
[Applause]
00:59:33
for
00:59:35
moment
00:59:39
[Music]
00:59:41
like all
00:59:45
[Applause]
00:59:53
my
00:59:56
[Applause]
00:59:58
amazing what's her name Wendy Wendy try
01:00:02
and try and listen when they're doing
01:00:03
the ACT well I'm emotional he's AO he's
01:00:06
waited a long time for this
01:00:08
moment for nine years Simon has said he
01:00:13
wanted a dog that could meow or sing and
01:00:17
your dog did both those
01:00:20
things I mean you're making television
01:00:23
history here with
01:00:26
is wow I don't know how she does that
01:00:29
how you taught her to do it but it was
01:00:31
incredible oh thank you so much how does
01:00:34
she know the
01:00:35
words she's very
01:00:37
[Music]
01:00:39
clever it's an incredible act and one
01:00:42
we're never going to forget Mark well
01:00:43
done you fantastic act Mark really
01:00:47
something
01:00:49
special right David well this is a very
01:00:53
easy yes
01:00:55
[Applause]
01:00:56
yes it's a yes from
01:01:00
me it's a yes from
01:01:04
me you've got four big fat
01:01:08
[Applause]
01:01:12
[Music]
01:01:13
[Applause]
01:01:17
yeses conratulations that was fantastic
01:01:20
that brilliant well done unbelievable
01:01:23
how do you get a dog to do that
01:01:25
thank you so thanks for
01:01:28
coming we found a dog who sang and
01:01:31
talked well we found a dog that could
01:01:33
sing no we have't I love the Simon's
01:01:35
telling everyone uh Lauren are you
01:01:37
sitting down yeah a dog came in and sang
01:01:41
well it didn't oh my God are you serious
01:01:44
I swear and Meed you was fantastic he is
01:01:48
[Music]
01:01:52
amazing hello hi how are you I love the
01:01:55
look thank you I love yours too what
01:01:58
inspired it my mommy oh okay what are
01:02:02
you doing for us today I'm going to
01:02:03
think outside the box and I'm going to
01:02:05
talk with two personalities
01:02:07
schizophrenic are you no no not exactly
01:02:09
not exact okay do you have a day job no
01:02:11
I I'm still in school ah I'm 16 years
01:02:14
old really yeah oh wow yeah well let's
01:02:19
hear what conversations you have in your
01:02:21
head oh it's great to think outside the
01:02:25
docks hi
01:02:27
everyone
01:02:28
hello I'm
01:02:31
Rosie and you're Isabella I'm Isabella
01:02:34
well done Rosie so these are the judges
01:02:37
oh
01:02:38
yeah okay so that's DJ Fresh oh Rosie do
01:02:43
you even know what DJ stands for yeah
01:02:46
what the
01:02:50
judge the judge fresh but looking at you
01:02:54
know I think you should be the fresh
01:02:58
judge that's Lala
01:03:01
hi
01:03:04
iny Rosie Rosie Rosie please oh gosh oh
01:03:09
[Laughter]
01:03:11
gosh that's Shadow hi hi I like your
01:03:16
name Shadow thank you I'm Rosie she
01:03:20
knows Rosie you've told her hello Ros
01:03:22
yeah shadow
01:03:26
I like that talkative guy which guy the
01:03:28
one who talks a lot
01:03:30
TS hi why do you like him he's just like
01:03:34
me cuz he talks oh Rosie Just Let It Go
01:03:36
please oh now that's an idea oh no hit
01:03:40
the
01:03:42
music it's time to see what I can do to
01:03:47
test the limit and break through no
01:03:50
right no wrong no rules for me I'm
01:03:56
free sing Let It Go Let It Go and I'll
01:04:01
rise like the break of dawn let it go
01:04:06
let it go that perfect girl is gone let
01:04:12
the storm rage
01:04:18
on Let It
01:04:21
Go thank you
01:04:27
oh my word oh my
01:04:29
word
01:04:31
[Applause]
01:04:37
[Applause]
01:04:42
La hi what's your name I'm Jimmy tamley
01:04:45
I'm from Devon I'm 64 years old you look
01:04:49
amazing Jimmy did you bring anyone with
01:04:52
you I've got eight children I've got
01:04:54
fiber partner's got three and uh she's
01:04:56
here with two of my
01:05:02
kids Jimmy what did you do for a living
01:05:05
I'm a I'm a professional ventriloquist
01:05:07
I've been ventriloquist for over 40
01:05:08
years I've done HBS and clubs even
01:05:11
children's birthday
01:05:12
parties okay the stage is yours Jimmy
01:05:15
good luck thank you very much ladies and
01:05:16
gentlemen I need help from a couple of
01:05:17
people any
01:05:20
volunteers would you please help me
01:05:21
welcome a stage David and Amanda
01:05:26
please join me on stage David and Amanda
01:05:34
hooray hey Amanda thank you you just
01:05:37
face this way guys and I just stick this
01:05:39
around your chops Amanda watch there
01:05:42
watch there oh wow it's a just a
01:05:45
beautiful fit would you both like to
01:05:47
turn
01:05:50
around this is
01:05:53
amazing
01:05:55
I look
01:05:58
gorgeous you really look lovely Ananda
01:06:01
you are George
01:06:04
roing so um do you have any hobbies I
01:06:07
got Hobbies you've got Hobbies David
01:06:08
yeah would you like do them I like
01:06:12
skitting would like do some skipping
01:06:14
here tonight David I'd love
01:06:19
to actually in fact Manda we got some
01:06:21
skipping music really yeah hit the
01:06:23
skipping mus It Go on
01:06:31
David David
01:06:36
Amando that was
01:06:38
amazing I got another hobby what's your
01:06:40
other hobby David I like Del
01:06:44
dancing really I love to go Del dancing
01:06:48
I love
01:06:49
it would you like to B dance tonight I'd
01:06:52
love
01:06:53
to
01:06:55
hit the DOL dancing
01:07:01
[Applause]
01:07:03
music he's good he's very
01:07:06
[Laughter]
01:07:11
[Music]
01:07:14
good thank you thank you hang it out
01:07:19
what I just run Ed what's that David I
01:07:22
got another HTI
01:07:31
do you know what it is I Dre to think
01:07:34
what's his other rbie I don't know his
01:07:36
other rby ask him what's your other Rie
01:07:38
David strip
01:07:45
teas get your kiss off I think we should
01:07:48
hear the music hit the music D hit the
01:07:51
music here we go nice
01:07:54
sexy yeah he's good he's good in he he
01:07:58
very
01:08:00
good as you can
01:08:02
see yes I am parted TR
01:08:09
yeah sign then sign
01:08:12
[Applause]
01:08:13
then feel
01:08:18
[Applause]
01:08:20
free come
01:08:22
on
01:08:24
oh yeah help me help
01:08:29
[Applause]
01:08:33
me this is good in
01:08:35
this oh
01:08:37
[Applause]
01:08:40
yeah ladies and
01:08:49
gentlemen what do you reckon Davey you
01:08:51
got a yes from me
01:08:56
and uh Amanda you got yes from me too
01:09:00
really David and Amanda thank you so
01:09:12
much thank you very much thank
01:09:18
[Music]
01:09:22
you
01:09:23
[Applause]
01:09:34
oh no
01:09:35
[Applause]
01:09:39
event okay what is your name sir my name
01:09:43
is Terry fader I'm Emma Taylor this is
01:09:45
Emma Taylor I'm a singer yeah she's a
01:09:47
singer she does impressions of female
01:09:49
singers oh well show us what you got man
01:09:52
all right
01:09:55
hit it what wait what are you doing
01:09:58
[Music]
01:10:00
what wa Emma do you know who that is
01:10:03
yeah you're going to do an impression of
01:10:05
her
01:10:07
yeah all right Emma
01:10:09
[Music]
01:10:13
[Applause]
01:10:18
[Music]
01:10:22
Taylor
01:10:24
My
01:10:25
Love Has Come
01:10:29
[Applause]
01:10:31
Along wow my longly days are
01:10:40
over and life is like a
01:10:45
[Applause]
01:10:48
song oh yeah yeah
01:10:52
and
01:10:54
Emma
01:10:56
Taylor thank
01:10:58
you I can't believe it yeah all right
01:11:03
that was awesome can you throw one more
01:11:05
at us AC Cappello yeah I can who you
01:11:08
want to do Ashley Simpson oh Ashley
01:11:11
Simpson all right okay do do an Ashley
01:11:14
Simpson
01:11:18
okay oh I'm
01:11:21
sorry I apologize for that I apologize
01:11:24
Ashley I thought your act was absolutely
01:11:27
brilliant and
01:11:30
I but to get to a million dollars you
01:11:33
got to knock us out but you you know I
01:11:34
think you're on you're on your way
01:11:36
anyway that's just for my opinion piis
01:11:38
what do you think yeah I mean I I have
01:11:40
genuinely never seen a ventriloquist do
01:11:44
uh impressions of singers ever so I
01:11:46
thought that was quite amazing actually
01:11:48
to see that thank you Terry I have to
01:11:51
tell you real up straight when you came
01:11:53
came in I thought oh Lordy Lord not
01:11:56
again but you are quite brilliant thank
01:11:59
you yeah you really are okay should we
01:12:02
vote Yes from me yes from me yes from me
01:12:08
okay made it yes you did congratulations
01:12:12
you they loved you to have that kind of
01:12:15
reaction and to have the audience stand
01:12:17
up and wow it was exciting we'll be back
01:12:21
in a moment I'm going to see if I can
01:12:22
sign it to her cont
01:12:26
[Applause]
01:12:29
okay hello hello good evening good
01:12:32
evening to you what is your name my name
01:12:34
is Paul zerin nice to meet you welcome
01:12:36
to America's Got Talent thank you it's
01:12:38
fantastic to be here and what is your
01:12:40
act what is your talent I'm going to do
01:12:42
some ventriloquism oo I love that word
01:12:45
so hard to say ventriloquism yeah you
01:12:47
said it you love to say that too I can't
01:12:49
say it rism oh that was perfect it was
01:12:52
rism ventriloquism ventriloquism I see
01:12:55
your lips
01:12:56
moving well you know that uh a
01:12:59
ventriloquist uh one America has got
01:13:01
talent I saw that Terry it was fantastic
01:13:03
Terry fader I think he makes like a
01:13:05
hundred million a yearas so I here in
01:13:08
Las Vegas okay is that your dream yes
01:13:10
what is your dream to make 100 million
01:13:13
that is more than I own at the moment
01:13:14
yes let's start with one on winning this
01:13:16
one okay we can't wait to see it thank
01:13:22
you
01:13:24
you know you can have fun being a
01:13:25
ventriloquist right this is what I like
01:13:27
to do to confuse the soundman in the
01:13:29
sound check and make him think the
01:13:30
microphone has gone out of
01:13:32
sink
01:13:35
hello
01:13:37
hello
01:13:39
hello hello hello
01:13:44
hello it's not
01:13:47
working ladies and gentlemen would you
01:13:49
please welcome my friend
01:13:52
Sam Sam
01:13:55
[Music]
01:13:57
so this is Sam hello hello not me then
01:13:59
oh my word what the heck Sam here we are
01:14:02
America's Got Talent America's Got
01:14:04
Talent look look look who are these
01:14:05
people these are the judges they're
01:14:07
staring it's rude they're staring yeah
01:14:10
wait wait wait wait wait what wait what
01:14:12
wait what wait what wait they're all
01:14:14
staring at you really yeah they're
01:14:16
looking at your
01:14:18
mouth really yeah they looking to see if
01:14:20
your mouth is moving
01:14:24
really yes but you can't tell that way
01:14:25
because sometimes his mouth doesn't
01:14:28
move my mouth doesn't
01:14:31
move and you wonder where the heck is
01:14:35
the sound coming
01:14:40
[Applause]
01:14:44
from so um
01:14:49
tonight would you not talk when I'm
01:14:51
talking don't worry you're not that good
01:14:54
now hey what look at the ladies what me
01:14:59
hello hi hi hello hello how about you
01:15:05
two ladies coming back to my
01:15:08
suitcase that is the luggage of
01:15:12
love you know once you've have puppet
01:15:15
you never go
01:15:20
back too far I apologize time out that
01:15:24
was too much what you want to come back
01:15:27
out no I'm going to move on please let
01:15:28
me come back out
01:15:30
please
01:15:33
[Laughter]
01:15:34
great just ignore him just ignore him
01:15:37
okay okay look look stop copying me stop
01:15:41
copying me look look seriously seriously
01:15:44
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it
01:15:46
stop it stop it you're pathetic you're
01:15:51
pathetic you're idiot you're an
01:15:54
[Applause]
01:16:00
idiot I can't do that
01:16:03
no I'd like to put something out to you
01:16:05
I'm a grown man standing here on stage
01:16:07
having a conversation with some
01:16:09
luggage and you're going for it that's
01:16:12
all from me you've been absolutely
01:16:14
lovely thank
01:16:15
you
01:16:22
I
01:16:33
wow I mean Paul that was really really
01:16:37
really good and yes you're right we were
01:16:40
all staring at your mouth and it was not
01:16:42
moving fantastic not only were you a
01:16:45
good Ventus you were a great ventrol and
01:16:47
here's why all eyes are on you and
01:16:50
you're up for real inspection
01:16:53
and you came through fstar inspection
01:16:56
and I'm excited about that performance
01:16:58
and you participating in America's God
01:17:01
very difficult very good thank you I
01:17:04
mean I think you just did everything and
01:17:06
did everything really really well I mean
01:17:09
you got all us four to stand up you
01:17:12
captured everybody in this room which is
01:17:14
a hard thing to do Bloody
01:17:17
gra that Mel was saying she liked it in
01:17:19
case you don't understand the
01:17:22
accent
01:17:23
you were funny you're talented you seem
01:17:26
like a really nice guy you do I want to
01:17:30
be your
01:17:34
friend all right guys the four of us
01:17:37
gave him a standing ovation let's just
01:17:38
vote together right without moving our
01:17:40
lips 1 2
01:17:44
[Applause]
01:17:47
3 good job see you in the next round
01:17:49
can't wait thank you wow
01:17:53
[Music]
01:17:56
I'm a bit folded over by it but um yeah
01:17:57
the reaction was fantastic that was good
01:18:00
oh wonderful
01:18:02
great hello oh no he left him in the
01:18:14
[Applause]
01:18:18
[Music]
01:18:21
suitcase
01:18:24
thank you very much thank you good
01:18:26
evening cheers
01:18:28
no no don't drink
01:18:34
me hello hello hello hello I'm going to
01:18:38
have a drink I got
01:18:40
children
01:18:42
sorry ow Sor oh sorry oh it's
01:18:48
alaga oh The Edge hurt your liers in the
01:18:53
air you
01:18:56
scar why are you singing that song I'm
01:18:59
sorry I just can't get it out of your
01:19:02
head listen you need to change the
01:19:04
subject I do Amanda kiss a
01:19:07
kiss Amanda doesn't want to kiss you
01:19:09
you're made out of foam yeah memory foam
01:19:12
what you mean memory foam I'm going to
01:19:14
give you a night you're never going to
01:19:16
foret I'm so
01:19:19
sorry
01:19:21
arur why did you ask leash her out all
01:19:23
right you get out no
01:19:26
no don't be so rude that's not to you a
01:19:29
it I tell you what give her your best
01:19:31
chat up line okay Alicia are you single
01:19:35
or are you married single for you in
01:19:37
other words are you looking or are you
01:19:42
cooking I'm so sorry about that why are
01:19:45
you laughing cuz sonon
01:19:48
isn't that's because Simon loves singing
01:19:51
well if I sing the audience join in I
01:19:53
tell you
01:19:55
what when you're on the stage the
01:19:56
audience will do almost anything you
01:19:58
tell them Ananda get your kit
01:20:02
off hey I said almost all right leave
01:20:05
your shoes
01:20:06
on come on if JLo can do
01:20:11
it right I tell you what ARA huh you
01:20:13
need to take it easy why because you've
01:20:15
recently had a hip hop yeah a hit hop M
01:20:19
hit HIIT hop hit take it away got all
01:20:22
together now
01:20:24
theie to the the it says a hip hop hip
01:20:29
feet to the hip hip hop you don't start
01:20:31
the walking bang bang boogie on the
01:20:33
Boogie R of the boo beat hi hop H to the
01:20:37
H hi hop you don't start
01:20:41
walkie
01:20:51
the
01:20:57
Simon Simon
01:21:03
yes what did um Simon what
01:21:08
did what did you think of my performance
01:21:11
Steve I did not like it I absolutely
01:21:15
loved it thank you very
01:21:21
much
01:21:29
[Music]
01:21:31
[Applause]
01:21:35
[Music] [Applause]
01:21:38
[Music]
01:21:39
[Applause]
01:21:40
[Music]
01:21:42
there we go great to be here my dog
01:21:45
Irving has a statement he like to make
01:21:47
my name is earthing and I'm running for
01:21:49
a president so you can vote for the
01:21:52
black gu or you can vote for the white
01:21:53
guy but if you vote for me you get
01:22:05
both wait you think America wants a dog
01:22:08
in Washington why not we already got a
01:22:10
donkey and elephant a of
01:22:13
clowns all right what's the first thing
01:22:15
you're going to do when you get in the
01:22:16
White House Mark the
01:22:19
furniture what's the first thing you're
01:22:21
going to fix the cat
01:22:24
well the other candidates went to
01:22:26
college how about you I went to
01:22:27
obedience school and like I got kicked
01:22:29
out for what talking
01:22:34
back what are you going to do for the
01:22:36
little man and get a little
01:22:38
woman you got a first lady I'm sniffing
01:22:43
around you like Obamacare R theare I
01:22:46
don't
01:22:48
care but America needs answers why
01:22:51
doesn't anything get done in was
01:22:52
Washington because Congress drags are th
01:22:54
more than I
01:22:56
do if you're so smart what's Obama's
01:22:59
dog's name Joe
01:23:10
Dinan have some respect he's from the
01:23:12
White House yeah he been in the dog
01:23:14
house nor than
01:23:16
me last question do you have any
01:23:19
experience in foreign affairs yeah I
01:23:21
spent last night with a French
01:23:24
toodle what did she say who you talk who
01:23:27
you talk who you talk who you talk who
01:23:30
you talk good night God bless
01:23:37
America all right Irving for
01:23:42
president God Oliver Howard you brought
01:23:45
him back how did he do I've got to say
01:23:48
again what a wonderful night this is
01:23:50
what strong Talent we have have this
01:23:52
year we're bringing people back and
01:23:54
they're putting on a show like we've
01:23:55
never had before Thrills and chills and
01:23:57
all kinds of stuff I want to thank you
01:23:59
for taking my advice it proves something
01:24:02
you came out here you did something
01:24:04
typical you know David Letterman Jay
01:24:06
Leno all the late night guys Jimmy
01:24:07
Kimmel they come out they do a topical
01:24:09
monologue and America loves it on it
01:24:11
translates well on TV you kept it simple
01:24:15
you were topical you were political your
01:24:17
ventu quism was you know spot on tonight
01:24:21
and it was you know what the seconds
01:24:22
flew by you did me proud I'm glad I
01:24:25
brought you back I think America's going
01:24:27
to enjoy what you did it's a very
01:24:29
original act and it's fun to watch that
01:24:31
dog and even your dog makes little nose
01:24:34
movements and stuff that are
01:24:35
unpredictable but it just all works it's
01:24:37
a lot of fun it's very engaging good job
01:24:40
Sharon
01:24:41
Todd that 90 seconds flew by I didn't
01:24:45
want you to finish I wanted you to carry
01:24:48
on great material very slick great
01:24:52
present presentation the whole thing
01:24:54
worked it's definitely a 10 yep Howe you
01:25:00
know I I did everything that my fellow
01:25:02
judges say and you know ultimately for
01:25:04
you it's about the material the material
01:25:06
the material you hit the material
01:25:08
tonight you just made it really tough
01:25:11
for America because this is a phenomenal
01:25:14
night of talent only four people can go
01:25:16
through to the semifinals with this act
01:25:19
right now you've made more than four
01:25:21
great
01:25:23
what are you laughing atving Irving's
01:25:24
just staring at you justv Irving I'm
01:25:28
talking look at me Irving Irving look at
01:25:30
me Irving Irving's ignoring me Irving
01:25:35
hoe Irving likes Nick Irving is looking
01:25:37
at Nick like like Mariah look let me
01:25:39
finish my thought look at
01:25:41
that like Mariah and Nick right there
01:25:44
all I'm saying is that America's going
01:25:46
to have a tough time deciding you're
01:25:47
worthy of it if they want you to go
01:25:49
through they're going to have to vote or
01:25:51
you will not go go through so pick up
01:25:53
those phones and vot
01:26:00
congratulations
01:26:08
oh
01:26:11
doy how are you today Dary I am so good
01:26:17
but I'm really nervous oh that's fine to
01:26:19
be nervous well welcome to Champions you
01:26:21
are a champ Champion yes you
01:26:25
are now why did you want to come back
01:26:28
and do Champions well I always love a
01:26:30
good competition but I missed being on
01:26:33
AGT and maybe having a chance to have
01:26:35
the world champion title just seems
01:26:38
awesome
01:26:41
so well look no pressure but you're the
01:26:44
first up so let's set the standard thank
01:26:51
you
01:26:56
so
01:26:57
Oscar are you uh are you a little
01:26:59
nervous to be back on
01:27:01
AGT um yeah a little also right it's
01:27:04
going to be so much fun I mean the crowd
01:27:06
is here the judges are here it's it's
01:27:09
like we never left yeah I guess you're
01:27:12
right I mean sign andon wearing the same
01:27:18
clothes so Oscar how has your love life
01:27:22
been since last year um I'm not very
01:27:27
good all right well how about you wow
01:27:29
all the ladies tonight with a killer
01:27:31
song all right let's do it hit the
01:27:34
[Applause]
01:27:43
[Music]
01:27:47
music on the oh my God
01:27:53
they call
01:27:55
[Music]
01:28:09
foolish sing it
01:28:11
Jersy a good job in the
01:28:15
city the man of night and day and I
01:28:18
never lost for minute as sleep and worry
01:28:21
about the way things might big keep on
01:28:26
turning keep on burning
01:28:31
rolling on a
01:28:35
ra yeah let's rock
01:28:39
[Applause]
01:28:46
this sun of the
01:28:49
city on the the queen big keep on
01:28:54
turning keep on turning rolling rolling
01:28:58
rolling rolling on the
01:29:03
river take it
01:29:06
Oscar
01:29:07
[Music]
01:29:14
yeah
01:29:16
oh thank
01:29:20
you
01:29:23
that was
01:29:26
fantastic all the judges stand ups this
01:29:29
is a different Darcy Lyn than the Darcy
01:29:31
Lind who won America's Got Talent two
01:29:33
years ago you walk out here like a
01:29:36
seasoned professional and you are the
01:29:39
epitome of a dream coming true thank
01:29:44
you well I have to say Oscar you have
01:29:49
won my heart with that no way and I I
01:29:52
really do hope the super fans vote for
01:29:54
you tonight I really do because we've
01:29:57
thoroughly enjoyed watching it tonight
01:29:58
so thank you thank you thank
01:30:01
you I am so happy that you're back for
01:30:04
America's God tal Champions because
01:30:06
you're honestly one of the most unique
01:30:09
talents you really are so special thank
01:30:14
you I was literally Blown Away by
01:30:17
that apart from being so charming and
01:30:20
funny you've actually got this
01:30:22
incredible singing voice thank you but
01:30:24
you've got this killer competitive
01:30:27
Instinct as well and that's what makes
01:30:28
you a star there are only two spaces in
01:30:31
the final and I think you deserve to be
01:30:34
the world champion brilliant thank
01:30:38
[Applause]
01:30:45
you oh yes good day what what is your
01:30:49
name my name is uh Mr Cuddles the evil
01:30:53
octopus Mr Cuddles why are you here
01:30:56
today I need the prize
01:31:00
money I'm going to use it to rule the
01:31:05
world Listen the stage is yours I can't
01:31:08
wait to see how you start your plot all
01:31:11
right thank you very much uh I want to
01:31:13
take over the world in order to do that
01:31:16
I need to collect some human DNA to
01:31:20
clone and AR soldiers to do my liding
01:31:24
hie what I snuck into your dressing room
01:31:28
earlier today and I stole your
01:31:30
toothbrush looks
01:31:32
familiar yes yeah the reason I did that
01:31:35
is cuz this thing is tealing with
01:31:37
DNA unveil the Clon
01:31:42
Atron yeah well hey lower your
01:31:45
expectations we're on a
01:31:47
budget now to extract hi's DNA
01:31:52
with the DNA extraction device don't
01:31:55
mess this up oh I can't
01:31:58
wait done that's
01:32:01
it we're now going to activate the Clon
01:32:06
Atron punch into the
01:32:09
device
01:32:12
so
01:32:14
[Laughter]
01:32:16
done I now have my Army of Howie clone
01:32:21
Suther soul soldiers finally my goal to
01:32:24
rule the world will be uh a reality oh
01:32:28
my God what did you do you you had it on
01:32:30
the wrong setting oh no what an idiot
01:32:34
well let's see what
01:32:37
oh should I bring it out yeah
01:32:41
[Applause]
01:32:42
yeah oh
01:32:49
man oh my God
01:32:54
oh oh
01:32:56
yeah it's
01:33:01
amazing does anybody want this thing I
01:33:04
mean it's
01:33:05
disgusting me you can have it can I can
01:33:09
I put it here this is my nightmare
01:33:13
than
01:33:14
[Music]
01:33:16
oh oh wait hie you're going to need this
01:33:18
too if you want to keep it alive there's
01:33:21
to Nails on it oh my God needs a lot of
01:33:23
that stuff oh so I want you to quit
01:33:26
while I'm
01:33:30
ahead oh I'm going to vote Yes all right
01:33:34
yeah no I just love how can you not love
01:33:37
me well look at
01:33:41
me that's what your offspring would look
01:33:44
like it's have have you been reading my
01:33:45
journal cardinel
01:33:49
that's I love this guy I want to give
01:33:51
you your first big fat yes I think I
01:33:53
already did oh the second yes then yes
01:33:57
oh thank you you got two yeses three
01:33:59
yeses Mr Cuddles let the world take over
01:34:03
begin with your fourth
01:34:07
yes my good friend uh pasaro it's a
01:34:11
Brazilian word uh it means bird bird
01:34:15
bird bird they call me third bird third
01:34:20
Newton
01:34:22
[Applause]
01:34:26
look at
01:34:28
her Miss Miss French
01:34:33
see the Vixen of
01:34:35
[Laughter]
01:34:39
didley it's actually vica of dibl you
01:34:43
pray for what you want I'll pray for
01:34:45
what I
01:34:48
want that's funny
01:34:52
who the hell is
01:34:54
that that's
01:35:01
Kyle he's ugly that's enough you don't
01:35:04
sorry
01:35:05
[Applause]
01:35:11
but that was a matter of time you don't
01:35:15
tell him he's ugly huh you don't do that
01:35:18
apologize huh tell him you're sorry I'm
01:35:20
sorry you're ugly
01:35:23
no you're
01:35:25
[Applause]
01:35:27
funny I apologize Carl I'm sorry I love
01:35:30
you in this
01:35:32
French don't say that I love her talk to
01:35:35
her properly huh engage her in
01:35:37
conversation how old are you no no
01:35:40
no you don't ask a lady her age what you
01:35:43
are you the
01:35:45
no I love you I know you love it stop
01:35:48
saying
01:35:50
it
01:35:52
I love
01:35:54
you all right that's enough that's
01:35:56
enough I'm going to sing to
01:35:58
her this no song we're not doing a song
01:36:01
Hit the music
01:36:04
[Music]
01:36:06
and I will always love
01:36:13
you yes I will
01:36:16
always love
01:36:20
you I love
01:36:25
[Applause]
01:36:36
birdie I think I've got a new boyfriend
01:36:39
and it's a
01:36:41
bird he's not real Dar I've never heard
01:36:45
Dawn laugh like that yet in this
01:36:48
competition you made her do that like
01:36:51
like the high that wow it could happen
01:36:54
again that's
01:36:56
enough well done well done well done
01:36:59
well
01:37:02
done I love you too Jerry that's enough
01:37:06
yeah yeah when you first walked in I was
01:37:08
think a really puppet guy creepy right
01:37:13
but you were really funny and engaging I
01:37:16
think this show needs you brilliant both
01:37:20
of you
01:37:21
[Applause]
01:37:26
[Music]
01:37:29
uh-oh I agree that is something quite
01:37:32
unique and you even though you think I'm
01:37:35
ugly
01:37:36
bird you said you are quite a nice
01:37:39
looking
01:37:40
[Music]
01:37:43
bird we're going to vote now okay well
01:37:46
look it's an utter resounding yes for me
01:37:49
thank you it's a yes from
01:37:54
dawn I I want to see it again like now
01:37:57
like right now which means it's a yes
01:37:59
man that thank you very
01:38:02
much it's a yes it's a yes from
01:38:10
Jerry
01:38:12
uh-oh I agree like I love puppetry done
01:38:16
really well but I'm going to give you a
01:38:17
no for the insult but it doesn't matter
01:38:19
cuz you're coming back anyway thanks
01:38:22
[Applause]
01:38:33
I love
01:38:36
[Applause]
01:38:44
it all righty all right what is your
01:38:47
name my name is John pey I'm a a
01:38:49
comedian ventr Quist where you from
01:38:52
originally born in Brooklyn New York
01:38:54
lived in Staten irand B all right so
01:38:56
let's see what you
01:38:57
[Applause]
01:38:59
do it's Howie hey hoe how you doing good
01:39:04
good yeah how are you I'm good I'm good
01:39:06
I'm good I'm good all
01:39:08
right Howie yeah what are you thinking
01:39:11
today I'm thinking about the sexual
01:39:13
attention between me and
01:39:17
Sharon really yeah you're married I know
01:39:20
I can't help it those eyes
01:39:24
Okay that na that hair yes and that
01:39:28
voice yes so well not the hoys all
01:39:31
right I think you're being inappropriate
01:39:33
let's move forward Howie let's see who
01:39:35
else is here today oh
01:39:38
hello hi hi hi Sharon how are you I'm
01:39:41
good I'm
01:39:43
good Sharon yes what are you thinking
01:39:46
today I got the sexual tension between
01:39:48
me and Harry
01:39:52
let's let's move forward I think we all
01:39:54
know who's next it's Howard hey now hey
01:40:03
Howard Howard yeah what are you thinking
01:40:06
it's obvious what's that the sexual
01:40:09
tension between KN and
01:40:12
Howie hey Howie KN and you deal on No
01:40:18
Deal listen that's disgusting What would
01:40:21
Manchild of you two even look like that
01:40:23
would be you know who
01:40:26
knows
01:40:29
hi who who
01:40:33
hi who are you I'm the baby you look
01:40:35
great I do not you do you have a manly
01:40:38
chin yes a strong nose yes a masculine
01:40:41
cheekbones one problem what's that I'm a
01:40:49
girl
01:40:54
all right oh come on oh it's not
01:40:56
accurate oh man I'm freaking you guys
01:40:59
are freaking me
01:41:05
out okay okay John yeah I got to tell
01:41:08
you something I personally am not a fan
01:41:10
of Fant trilo quism really it really
01:41:12
really I'm being totally honest with but
01:41:13
I'm your Davey my
01:41:16
[Laughter]
01:41:19
wait
01:41:23
I now like one ventr oh dude thank you
01:41:28
man oh
01:41:30
man thank you I can tell you your
01:41:34
commitment your hard work has really
01:41:37
paid off for you uh thank you I it
01:41:39
really really
01:41:41
has well
01:41:45
done you know uh I'm the first one to
01:41:48
admire originality you know if I've made
01:41:50
a on my own I've done it being an
01:41:52
original and you sir are an original and
01:41:54
I love that about from you that is the
01:41:57
biggest compliment in the world it's
01:41:59
wonderful you're funny you have material
01:42:01
you're well thought out well done you're
01:42:04
bro it's a big yes I can't wait to see
01:42:07
what else you come up with thank you
01:42:08
Jaren it's a yes from me three yeses
01:42:12
going to Las Vegas thank you bro thank
01:42:14
you guys thank you thank you guys
01:42:17
than I
01:42:19
love dude I'm like I'm like I am so
01:42:23
humbl that Howard Stern tells me I'm
01:42:25
original cuz I've been listening to guy
01:42:26
for 30 years and they hear him say that
01:42:28
to me I'm like I'm extremely humble I
01:42:31
feel like wow he been a long road huh
01:42:33
it's been a long road he's so
01:42:36
humble that he couldn't even believe his
01:42:39
success on stage you know what you gave
01:42:41
him really good advice John's going to
01:42:43
Vegas and we'll be right back thank
01:42:49
you
01:42:53
hello sir what's your name my name is
01:42:55
Damon Scott Damon Scott how old are you
01:42:57
I'm 27 and you're a magician no what are
01:43:01
you I'm a unique speciality act as
01:43:04
there's no one else on this Earth that
01:43:06
does what I do okay let's get on with it
01:43:09
Damon
01:43:10
okay it's so rude isn't it that's just
01:43:17
[Music]
01:43:19
rude
01:43:24
[Music]
01:43:41
what about
01:43:43
Sunrise what about
01:43:45
[Music]
01:43:47
rain what about all the things that you
01:43:50
said the word to
01:43:53
G you just done another part of
01:44:01
me did
01:44:02
you
01:44:04
notice all the
01:44:10
children a monkey singing Michael
01:44:13
Jackson songs that's what that's what he
01:44:15
wanted that's what he wanted and he's
01:44:19
going
01:44:28
you love it love
01:44:35
it right this this is the future of
01:44:44
[Music]
01:44:49
video
01:45:08
wait wait wait what are you
01:45:14
doing thank
01:45:19
you
01:45:21
[Applause]
01:45:30
down he got a St in evation has he a m
01:45:34
monkey he got a St
01:45:37
evation ho in Britain it was genius it
01:45:40
was hilarious and um I just I just loved
01:45:44
it it was
01:45:45
hysterical I'm really impressed
01:45:47
wonderful well done
01:45:49
bubbles
01:45:55
uh Damon that was super entertaining
01:45:58
and thank you very much having said that
01:46:01
it says a lot about the world today that
01:46:04
I'm actually
01:46:05
enjoying a monkey puppet more than
01:46:09
Michael
01:46:12
Jackson we need to find an act that we
01:46:14
think is good enough to play in front of
01:46:16
the queen at the Royal Variety Show I
01:46:18
think we have just found one really oh
01:46:21
wow I've been so scared all day
01:46:25
okay now the Moment of
01:46:29
Truth appear yes or no yes Amanda
01:46:34
yes Damon you made it to the next
01:46:45
round thank you very
01:46:49
much my
01:46:54
God you one step closer to performing
01:46:57
your dream at the Royal
01:46:59
Variety it's un chuffed a bit I am
01:47:03
chuffed a bit yeah really am I'm chuff
01:47:06
for you thank so Damon's dream is
01:47:08
finally
01:47:11
inside C of
01:47:15
[Applause]
01:47:19
dolin
01:47:35
[Music]
01:47:39
[Applause]
01:47:44
[Music]
01:47:47
oh
01:47:49
p
01:47:52
sound off UFO
01:48:14
[Applause]
01:48:18
flying my J mother wants me to lose
01:48:21
weight but she doesn't know how to tell
01:48:22
me she's in New York she comes to La you
01:48:24
know how you see your parents you become
01:48:26
a child again I'm like oh my God
01:48:29
mommy she's like Jain Lord I Mercy you
01:48:33
fight Jesus you a f what you eat in
01:48:38
people I don't like weight loss TV shows
01:48:41
if you love that show The Biggest Loser
01:48:43
you and I can't be
01:48:44
friends you know how that show work gu
01:48:47
somebody's overweight you lock them on
01:48:48
an island and they have to work out
01:48:50
eight hours a day seven days a week and
01:48:52
oh yeah we're going to make you wear a
01:48:53
small spandex bra and baby panties and
01:48:55
where you want to scale and for cattle
01:48:57
on national
01:48:59
TV wouldn't you lose weight who's losing
01:49:02
these contests you want to impress me
01:49:05
get a bunch of Fates and lock them in a
01:49:06
donut
01:49:09
shop the first one to not go into a
01:49:11
diabetic home up wins that's the show I
01:49:14
will
01:49:16
support how did I get into this how do I
01:49:19
make noises I don't know I grew up
01:49:21
making noises I can't stop it man when I
01:49:24
was growing up I lived next to an active
01:49:26
Runway my father was in the Air Force so
01:49:28
that meant every few
01:49:32
[Applause]
01:49:35
seconds that was me my mom wasn't
01:49:38
prepared for that why is the six-month
01:49:41
old baby making
01:49:43
noises now later on in life I learned
01:49:47
that these sounds can get you in trouble
01:49:49
give you an example
01:49:51
on an aircraft this is what I did not
01:49:53
allowed to do
01:50:02
this don't do that on the plane man if
01:50:05
you
01:50:06
go they're going to think it's real I
01:50:10
did
01:50:19
that
01:50:22
freaking
01:50:24
cart don't do that this is Barbara
01:50:27
Walters and today on my show I have
01:50:30
award-winning actress Natalie pman
01:50:33
Natalie I hear you're having a
01:50:40
baby I am
01:50:44
Barbara we're thinking of naming the
01:50:47
baby oscar but that's that that's silly
01:50:50
because that's my cat's name
01:50:56
so hey y'all it's B Cyrus what's
01:51:03
up what Dad no I'm not going to clean my
01:51:05
room right now want me to clean out your
01:51:08
bank
01:51:13
account you do jokes I do Impressions I
01:51:16
got it I could do jokes I'm sure you
01:51:18
could could you do an impression
01:51:21
yes yes I could do an impression go
01:51:23
ahead do
01:51:24
it what do
01:51:28
it do
01:51:33
it all right I will do an impression
01:51:36
yeah and then you tell me who I'm doing
01:51:39
okay all right let me think King
01:51:40
Kardashian
01:51:43
what you are tweeting without thinking
01:51:46
Donald
01:51:48
Trump
01:51:52
no it's cheap it's
01:51:54
cheap animals it's a crap shoot crap
01:51:57
shoot come
01:52:02
on all right now listen I have an
01:52:04
impression okay I am not a professional
01:52:06
that's fine all right tell tell me who
01:52:07
this is ready yeah who's
01:52:10
this I did not have sexual relations
01:52:13
with that
01:52:15
one Elton
01:52:18
John
01:52:20
understand in what world do you live in
01:52:23
Rebecca where some 17-year-old dude is
01:52:25
show up to this house party
01:52:27
like y'all not going to believe this I
01:52:31
got Pino
01:52:33
greo yeah got that
01:52:38
greo let's do shots of shardon a let's
01:52:41
start a book
01:52:46
club
01:52:48
yeah that's never happened right you
01:52:51
don't know a 17-year-old that owns a
01:52:53
cork screw that's weird all right not
01:52:56
one time in your entire life can you
01:52:58
tell me a time where you've seen a
01:52:59
17-year-old dude be
01:53:03
like this Mero pairs so well with the
01:53:06
Doritos Locos
01:53:11
Taco oh that's good it is just something
01:53:15
about Zen finales in a Hot Pocket that
01:53:17
is to die for
01:53:20
and I worked at this grocery store for a
01:53:22
lot of hateful years why is it when you
01:53:25
hate your job they won't fire
01:53:31
you and now look I worked in the worst
01:53:34
department at the grocery store not the
01:53:36
meat not produce not the Freez I worked
01:53:37
in the steel Department you familiar
01:53:39
with the steel Department right self
01:53:41
checkout
01:53:43
lane I got paid to watch people steal
01:53:46
all
01:53:48
day and people like you stupid like you
01:53:50
know when they going to rob you when
01:53:51
they ringing up their stuff they always
01:53:53
got to look back up at you they're like
01:53:54
boop
01:53:58
boop this one dude tried to humiliate me
01:54:01
like I knew he was going to rob us cuz
01:54:02
I'm looking at him he's looking at me
01:54:04
I'm like just steal it but he he tries
01:54:08
to play me in front of the entire store
01:54:10
while he's ringing his stuff up he makes
01:54:12
the beat noise with his
01:54:14
mouth he didn't even do it right like
01:54:17
you got to act this out go all in raise
01:54:19
your pitch Le he's
01:54:20
[Music]
01:54:22
like like the produce is not even
01:54:24
supposed to make a
01:54:26
sound you're beeping un beable
01:54:30
stuff when I got invited to come in
01:54:33
America's Got Talent Champions it was
01:54:36
like all my dreams came true at once I
01:54:39
thought he was going to be a singer so I
01:54:42
decided to do some research on the
01:54:45
judges did you know that backstage there
01:54:49
are five hairdressers free makeup
01:54:52
artists a wardrobe department and a
01:54:55
whole team of
01:54:59
nutritionist and that's just to maintain
01:55:01
Simon's new
01:55:03
Lu
01:55:11
oh heidy my mom told me that you are a
01:55:15
Victoria's Secret
01:55:18
supermodel
01:55:20
and she showed me one of your
01:55:23
videos but then Dad came home from work
01:55:27
and we watched all your
01:55:31
videos over and over
01:55:37
again I got a motorcycle I don't like
01:55:39
telling people I have a motorcycle cuz
01:55:41
every time I tell someone they always
01:55:42
got to tell me a story about how their
01:55:44
friends crashed on a motorcycle you know
01:55:46
like why do people have to be so
01:55:47
negative I don't go up the pregnant
01:55:48
women telling them my my dad left you
01:55:50
know what I'm
01:55:52
saying so annoying so annoying I walked
01:55:56
at my apartment one time right I walked
01:55:57
in my apartment and my neighbor walked
01:55:59
up to me she was like oh my God you got
01:56:01
a motorcycle are you STS are you start
01:56:03
you better be careful I got in a car
01:56:05
wreck the other day my car flipped eight
01:56:07
times I'm looking to be alive
01:56:10
blessed she black by the
01:56:12
way everyone around us was like you know
01:56:15
that was that is crazy that your car
01:56:17
flip eight times you alive you are
01:56:18
blessed you know and I'm I'm over here
01:56:20
thinking who the heck counted right like
01:56:24
who's that Cal when their cars flipping
01:56:26
in the
01:56:28
air one like who's doing that my name is
01:56:33
preacher thank you so much I appreciate
01:56:35
it no we need more we need more I'm kind
01:56:39
of Clueless you know but it seems to me
01:56:40
kids today are a little bit entitled am
01:56:43
I right right okay so my daughter turns
01:56:46
16 and she says mom I want to go to
01:56:49
Coachella and I want you to get me a
01:56:52
hotel room oh yeah I know I'm like
01:56:55
you're 16 listen to yourself a hotel
01:56:58
room I mean if you can't find a guy who
01:57:01
can afford a van by now I mean
01:57:06
really oh my good when I grew up my mom
01:57:09
and her friends they partied 24/7 you
01:57:11
know they always always brought flasks
01:57:14
on field trips okay right so I go on my
01:57:18
daughter's first field trip
01:57:19
I take my flask right Howie I'm not
01:57:22
going to get on a bus full of first
01:57:24
graders sober not n whatever
01:57:28
okay I take out my flask you know have a
01:57:30
little sip and all the other field trip
01:57:33
moms they just go ballistic they're like
01:57:34
she's got a flas she's got of FL you
01:57:37
know like I'm some kind of terrorist
01:57:40
right like calm down
01:57:43
Bach I'm not driving this bus I can
01:57:47
teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But
01:57:49
first you have to do Jim K's voice and
01:57:52
in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine
01:57:54
yourself as a giant Canadian bird
01:57:58
okay hi there
01:58:00
judges ah I have some voices for
01:58:03
[Laughter]
01:58:05
you take that Canadian bird down to a
01:58:08
sexy whisper and you have Ryan
01:58:13
Reynolds hi
01:58:17
there I have some voices for you
01:58:20
judges I hope you enjoyed
01:58:23
it that did sound like Ryan re oh my God
01:58:27
okay here's how to do Seth Rogan's voice
01:58:30
yeah take Santa Claus's laugh ho ho ho
01:58:35
now imagine Santa Claus eats a different
01:58:37
kind of
01:58:38
[Laughter]
01:58:41
[Applause]
01:58:44
cookie this is a crazy job I just slay
01:58:47
down chimneys and I deliver packages to
01:58:49
kids and eat their cookies now you can
01:58:52
do that I have a twin sister and I
01:58:54
actually don't talk a lot about being a
01:58:56
twin because people ask really stupid
01:58:58
twin questions like whenever I say I'm
01:59:01
an identical twin without fail someone
01:59:02
will go do you guys look
01:59:06
alike we are very different
01:59:09
personality-wise me and my sister I'm
01:59:11
very silly and playful my sister's very
01:59:13
dark and sarcastic and she has low
01:59:15
self-esteem which is weird cuz she has
01:59:17
my face
01:59:21
do you know what it's like when someone
01:59:23
that looks exactly like you calls you up
01:59:26
and goes I feel so
01:59:32
ugly good that is our
01:59:35
face you know I'm not from
01:59:38
California but I look like I
01:59:41
am just another wobbly guy in the
01:59:47
sidewalker I mean it bucks walking over
01:59:52
here thank
01:59:55
you hey can you guys see this bracelet
01:59:58
yeah yeah
02:00:00
good makeing sure
02:00:06
yeah everybody always thinks that this
02:00:08
is one of those copper magnetic healing
02:00:10
bracelets like hey does that thing work
02:00:14
I'm like oh yeah man I was in a
02:00:16
wheelchair last week
02:00:20
[Applause]
02:00:21
W I'mma put it on this arm next
02:00:27
week I better take it off soon though
02:00:30
you know I don't want to get too
02:00:33
better might mess up my show and then I
02:00:36
have to figure out how to be a magic
02:00:38
singing ventriloquist or
02:00:40
[Laughter]
02:00:44
whatever let's just say we're not
02:00:46
getting a puppet on that thing oh my God
02:00:50
oh I just got the
02:00:53
citizenship
02:00:57
yeah until I got my citizenship I never
02:01:00
had a road
02:01:03
rage if somebody cut me off I'd be like
02:01:06
oh so sorry I was driving too
02:01:10
slow but the day I got the citizenship
02:01:13
somebody cut me off I'm like what the
02:01:15
heck you can't cut me off this is my
02:01:18
land
02:01:24
that's when I realized I become true
02:01:30
American oh that's great he's hilarious
02:01:34
because I felt
02:01:38
entitled
02:01:43
oh before the citizenship somebody hold
02:01:46
the door for me I run really fast I'm
02:01:47
like thank you so much
02:01:49
after the citizenship I'm like you hold
02:01:52
the door you
02:01:55
peasant I got
02:01:58
sassy I love her it's very hard of me
02:02:01
growing up he used to call me a huge
02:02:05
waste you see both of my parents wanted
02:02:07
me to become a lawyer never even came
02:02:09
close to becoming a lawyer but I was
02:02:11
once involved in a
02:02:15
suit but I've since traveled the world
02:02:18
went to Spain fell madly in love with a
02:02:20
Spanish
02:02:23
sundress and we broke up and I was
02:02:28
pantalones
02:02:31
yeah I love him but I'm happily married
02:02:34
now
02:02:38
a my wife and I are
02:02:41
Polly it's poly
02:02:45
eser our daughter Capri
02:02:50
brought home a pair of
02:02:53
sweatpants hey I want to be a supportive
02:02:55
father but I want to see your date
02:02:57
someone iron with a crease this guy
02:02:59
looked like he'd been
02:03:02
donated she asked if he could spend the
02:03:04
night I said in my house you'll sleep in
02:03:06
separate
02:03:08
drawers you know the problem when you go
02:03:10
to a nursing home and you look like
02:03:12
me yeah they wouldn't let me
02:03:16
out the only reason I'm here tonight is
02:03:18
had to get a night pass from the front
02:03:22
desk the first thing I found out when I
02:03:25
get old is that young people hate old
02:03:28
people is that
02:03:31
right really did you ever drive behind
02:03:34
an old
02:03:35
person yes does this look familiar
02:03:41
yes
02:03:44
yeah the worst thing I'm experiencing
02:03:47
now at 80 ism my hearing has gotten
02:03:50
awful I'm talking to this woman the
02:03:53
other day and she tells me she has a
02:03:56
peanut allergy right I misheard the
02:04:02
word I said what happened she said I
02:04:05
start choking and
02:04:09
gagging I applied to work at the Coco
02:04:12
Foundation when I was in college uh and
02:04:14
they rejected me because I have hearing
02:04:17
loss but they yes Bo the Coco Foundation
02:04:22
uh they told they told me I was a
02:04:24
liability issue because if the gorilla
02:04:26
were to sneak up on me I would not be
02:04:28
able to hear it which I can't say with
02:04:32
any degree of certainty uh but probably
02:04:35
that seems true um so you guys seem like
02:04:38
a nice crowd full of hearing people so
02:04:40
I'm just going to toss this question out
02:04:42
of the room um what are y'all going to
02:04:45
do different if a gorilla sneaks up on
02:04:48
you uh
02:04:50
yeah thank you I would love to know
02:04:56
um that makes a lot of sense DM me after
02:04:59
the show I am just desperate to know
02:05:02
what HomeField Advantage y'all have uh
02:05:05
with your two second Head
02:05:07
Start ridiculous nothing nothing the
02:05:10
only thing you're going to do different
02:05:11
than me is die scared that's it um yo
02:05:14
this is a true story when I was 10 years
02:05:16
old my parents sent me to Tourette's
02:05:18
camp
02:05:20
yeah that's where the joke should
02:05:24
end it's a real place and I didn't
02:05:26
realize it till this moment but I found
02:05:28
out that when other people twitch it
02:05:31
makes me Twitch
02:05:34
more so on the first day they put us in
02:05:37
a circle with a hundred kids
02:05:40
oh the kid next to me did a shoulder
02:05:43
roll and my Tourette saw that and took
02:05:48
that as a a
02:05:50
challenge and I threw him a head
02:05:53
flop the girl next to him did a full
02:05:56
body twitch and everybody saw that and
02:05:59
all hell broke
02:06:02
[Applause]
02:06:04
loose that is funny some of my charts I
02:06:07
can't explain whether they're true I
02:06:09
just know from experience this is what's
02:06:10
going to happen here's the locker room
02:06:11
at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I
02:06:14
start to get changed the minute I get
02:06:15
all my clothes off 12 guys walk in and
02:06:18
this is where
02:06:21
Lo that is so
02:06:24
true it defies statistics sometimes the
02:06:26
statistics sounds scary but it's not
02:06:28
when you look at it from a different
02:06:29
angle when I first got married I heard
02:06:31
44% of marriages end in divorce that's a
02:06:33
scary number think about that 4 my wife
02:06:35
and I are like do we stand a chance
02:06:37
think of the other side if 44% of
02:06:39
marriages end in divorce you know what
02:06:40
that means 56% of marriages end in
02:06:44
death till death to us part those are
02:06:48
the two ways that marriages end
02:06:51
folks if if you're married enjoy it now
02:06:54
it does not end
02:06:56
well give it up for my
02:06:59
dad jald Kelly the
02:07:03
comedian I love that
02:07:05
dude but he's a
02:07:09
loser why oh my God I'm 7 years old and
02:07:14
we have the same
02:07:17
job
02:07:26
the other day he was like hey yo Hunter
02:07:29
are you going to work
02:07:36
tonight if you going I'm going we have
02:07:40
the same
02:07:42
job my roommate's actually white and
02:07:44
he's like uh this is racist not all
02:07:46
white people are seral killers I'm like
02:07:47
well
02:07:50
it looks like all serak killers are
02:07:51
white here buddy we're on season 14 come
02:07:53
on you know what I'm saying it's a clean
02:07:55
sweep let's go and I feel bad cuz white
02:07:58
people are actually the only people in
02:07:59
the world that can be serial killers
02:08:00
there's no other ethnicity in the world
02:08:02
that can get away with eight unsolved
02:08:04
murders in a row you know what I'm like
02:08:06
you don't think black people want to be
02:08:08
cial cers of course they do they cannot
02:08:11
could you imagine a black seral killer
02:08:12
he would get pulled over on the way to
02:08:14
getting
02:08:17
supplies he has even done anything yet
02:08:20
come on Indians Asians Hispanics we
02:08:23
can't be serial killers our family is
02:08:24
way too
02:08:27
nosy my mom's an old Indian lady she's a
02:08:31
snitch my mom will just show up there is
02:08:33
a rope what happened to the duct tape V
02:08:35
is a bleach I'm calling the cops I'm
02:08:36
like come on Mom you raised me don't do
02:08:39
this I'm your son come
02:08:42
on I'm 34 I don't look 34 I I don't look
02:08:46
any age I just look like I've been
02:08:48
through
02:08:50
stuff at 34 is a difficult age because I
02:08:53
it's not old but it's old enough that
02:08:55
the world's changed like I I'm old
02:08:57
enough to remember time was you saw a
02:08:58
fow with a neck tattoo well then you
02:09:01
thought oh I'm about to see a dead body
02:09:04
now you see a fellow with a neck tattoo
02:09:06
all you think is oh this latte is going
02:09:09
to be
02:09:11
amazing and you got to do things to stay
02:09:14
young I I do things to stay young I I
02:09:16
recently borrowed money from my parents
02:09:19
for those of you who never borrowed
02:09:21
money from your parents the crew will
02:09:23
know this the celebrities will
02:09:26
not you have to gather your parents
02:09:28
together and go hello Mother Father you
02:09:30
know how you're supposed to teach me
02:09:32
responsibility well you failed and that
02:09:35
comes with a hefty
02:09:36
fine I just got broken up with it was an
02:09:39
open relationship means you can be with
02:09:41
anybody you want I didn't know this
02:09:42
apparently the girl can also do
02:09:46
that you guys don't read the fine prints
02:09:48
and my girl got the first person I made
02:09:50
the mistake of asking her this guy's
02:09:51
name she told me you ever hear
02:09:53
somebody's name and then know
02:09:54
immediately that this person is a better
02:09:56
lover than
02:09:57
you I was like what's his name she's
02:09:59
like Alejandra I'm like
02:10:02
no
02:10:04
no
02:10:06
Al you you you couldn't be with uh
02:10:09
Eugene you
02:10:10
know or or aimon you couldn't do
02:10:14
aimon you couldn't do aimon you couldn't
02:10:18
do [Applause]
02:10:22
Diamond listen listen if you're not
02:10:24
laughing right now if you're not
02:10:25
laughing right now your name is Eugene
02:10:28
right every Eugene here is like actually
02:10:30
I've heard they're pretty vigorous okay
02:10:33
yeah so I I met this guy and it was a
02:10:35
relief because his name was Alejandro
02:10:37
but his voice was
02:10:39
Eugene straight up he comes he's like
02:10:41
hey man how's it going I'm like much
02:10:43
better
02:10:44
now as soon as my son touched my finger
02:10:47
I knew I would would die for him I don't
02:10:50
even know this dude but I would die for
02:10:53
my son the first time I see him the
02:10:55
first time I touch him I would die for
02:10:57
my son isn't that crazy we do that
02:10:59
fellas yeah that's right because we
02:11:02
wouldn't do that for our wives what oh
02:11:05
I'm feeling the heat from the wh hey
02:11:06
hang on hang on let me explain ladies
02:11:09
hang on hang on look ladies the first
02:11:12
time we see you or touch you is usually
02:11:13
on the first date no dude in this world
02:11:16
is dying for you on the first date date
02:11:19
now let me make you feel better about
02:11:20
the situation if you're on a first date
02:11:23
and a dude looks at you and goes I would
02:11:25
die for you you better
02:11:28
run cuz that dude's about to kill
02:11:32
you but I would die for my wife now 100%
02:11:36
it took a couple years but we got there
02:11:38
that's right if a car jumped a curb and
02:11:40
was headed her way I would push out of
02:11:42
way and take the hip myself that's how
02:11:44
much I love her cuz we've all dated
02:11:47
people we wouldn't die for right that
02:11:49
same car jumps the curve you're like sh
02:11:51
I guess it was their time I guess it was
02:11:52
their time the Lord Works a mysterious
02:11:56
ways I'm the type of guy ladies that
02:11:58
will offer you my jacket if it's cold
02:12:00
outside I will offer you my jacket um
02:12:02
but I'm not the type of guy that uh Once
02:12:04
you turn that down then uh you get cold
02:12:08
later offers off the table you uh you
02:12:12
obviously make bad decisions and
02:12:15
uh we shouldn't both suffer for that
02:12:19
I just found out that I might need
02:12:21
glasses uh for reading so I had to make
02:12:24
the hard decision you know to stop
02:12:29
reading I got colors and shapes down I'm
02:12:31
pretty good I got Silhouettes made
02:12:33
out I knew I was getting older by the
02:12:35
way when I started rooting against the
02:12:38
kids in scary
02:12:42
movies remember how you watch Friday the
02:12:44
13th Halloween teenagers do something
02:12:45
stupid or rebellious but you still want
02:12:47
them to make it you want him to live
02:12:48
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. . LEGENDARY Ventriloquists That SHOCKED The Judges On Got Talent! 1. Celia Munoz - AGT 2022 S17 - 0:00 2. Michael Paul - AGT 2019 - 2:50 3. Paul Zerdin - BGT Champions 2019 - 8:33 4. Dr. Bob Baker - AGT 2013 - 13:56 5. Megan Piphus - AGT 2013 - 17:28 6. Darci Lynne - AGT 2017 - 20:52 7. Jamie Leahey - BGT 2022 S15 - 24:54 8. Showko - Australia's Got Talent 2016 S8 - 29:36 9. Terry Fator - AGT All-Stars 2023 - 31:02 10. Jack Williams - AGT 2022 S17 - 38:44 11. Brynn Cummings - AGT 2023 - 42:40 12. Laetitia & Nenette Callas - France's Got Talent 2023 - 49:35 13. Ana-Maria Mărgean - AGT All Stars 2023 - 51:09 14. Marc Métral - BGT 2015 S9 - 55:41 15. Isabella Jane - South Africa's Got Talent 2015 S6 - 1:01:50 16. Jimmy Tamley - BGT 2019 S13 - 1:04:35 17. Terry Fator - AGT 2007 S2 - 1:09:30 18. Paul Zerdin - AGT 2015 S10 - 1:12:24 19. Steve Hewlett - BGT 2013 S7 - 1:18:20 20. Todd Oliver - AGT 2012 S7 - 1:21:31 21. Darci Lynne - AGT Champions 2019 - 1:25:57 22. Mr. Cuddles - Canada's Got Talent 2023 S2 - 1:30:39 23. Darren Carr - Australia's Got Talent 2013 S7 - 1:34:08 24. John Pizzi - AGT 2012 - 1:38:39 25. Damon Scott - BGT 2007 S1 - 1:42:46 26. TR Extras - 1:47:09 For more HD videos, news, analysis and recaps of America's Got Talent – please subscribe & follow Talent Recap: ***Check out and watch our new podcast hosted by the Talent Recap Team! https://www.youtube.com/@TRecapRoom/videos Listen to the podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69o164d45EcxipKalsJPTR Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-recap-room/id1691407708 https://talentrecap.com/ For more HD full episode videos, news and recaps of America’s Got Talent – please subscribe & follow AMERICA'S GOT TALENT ON SOCIAL Like AGT: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Follow AGT: https://twitter.com/agt AGT Tumblr: https://nbcagt.tumblr.com/ AGT Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser TALENT RECAP ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSWwb_YyNB8vuC1VDcfPPaQ Like: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Follow: https://twitter.com/TalentRecap TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/404?fromUrl=/TalentRecap Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser ABOUT AMERICA'S GOT TALENT Creator and Executive Producer Simon Cowell returns to the judges' panel along with Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara. Terry Crews, who made a big splash as the host of the inaugural series "America's Got Talent: The Champions", joins as host for "America's Got Talent." With the show open to acts of all ages, AGT 2022 continues to celebrate the variety format like no other show on television. Year after year, "America's Got Talent" features a colorful array of singers, dancers, comedians, contortionists, impressionists, magicians, ventriloquists and hopeful stars, all vying to win America's hearts and a $1 million prize. ABOUT TALENT RECAP Talent Recap is the #1 independent website which is exclusively dedicated to the fans of the most popular talent shows around the world. As passionate fans of these shows, we provide news, analysis and fan engagement on America’s Got Talent, Britain’s Got Talent, The Voice, The X Factor, American Idol, The Four, The Masked Singer, The World’s Best and its contestants. America's Got Talent 2021 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT2X19JJaJGUN7mrYuImANQ America's Got Talent News & Recaps https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSWwb_YyNB8vuC1VDcfPPaQ?sub_confirmation=1

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